Vintage Computers - Database - 1985 - Thames TV

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @nostnocomment268
    @nostnocomment268 7 лет назад +32

    I really wish all of the episodes of Database are one day uploaded in their original half hour episode format one day. It is great to see this again for the memories, thank you :)

    • @eddieroger4397
      @eddieroger4397 3 года назад

      I know im asking randomly but does any of you know a method to get back into an Instagram account..?
      I somehow forgot the login password. I would love any tricks you can offer me

    • @cristianjoaquin6822
      @cristianjoaquin6822 3 года назад

      @Eddie Roger instablaster ;)

    • @eddieroger4397
      @eddieroger4397 3 года назад

      @Cristian Joaquin thanks so much for your reply. I got to the site thru google and Im trying it out now.
      I see it takes a while so I will get back to you later when my account password hopefully is recovered.

    • @eddieroger4397
      @eddieroger4397 3 года назад

      @Cristian Joaquin it worked and I now got access to my account again. I'm so happy:D
      Thank you so much you saved my ass!

    • @cristianjoaquin6822
      @cristianjoaquin6822 3 года назад

      @Eddie Roger you are welcome :)

  • @therealbettyswollocks
    @therealbettyswollocks 5 лет назад +32

    Love Tony’s standard sympathetic style “He was blown up, he can now see nothing”. “Now to something that Ray will never see”. Say what you see Tony.

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 5 лет назад

      Say what Ray will never see...

    • @doubtingthomas736
      @doubtingthomas736 3 года назад

      Betty Swollocks.... brilliant name!... Still pissing me self!

    • @dobythedog
      @dobythedog 3 года назад

      That was harsh!

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 4 года назад +8

    Wish there were more of these uploaded, wasn't even born when these were on but I find them fascinating.

  • @jeffer746
    @jeffer746 4 года назад +13

    despite living in 2020 i'm weirdly impressed by all this

    • @skyrocketautomotive
      @skyrocketautomotive 3 года назад +2

      I think it's because it's not only impressive for the time, but also the sheer amount of innovation that was going on, so many new ideas, some a little crazy, but a hell of a lot more fresh than many of the ideas we tend to see nowadays. Even with the limitations of the time as far as memory and speeds they still seemed to do SO much with what they had compared to now, the average laptop now is like a supercomputer from only 50 years ago and yet we still use computers in much the same way from an interfacing perspective as we did in 1985. It truly was a new frontier!

  • @AWISECROW
    @AWISECROW 2 года назад +2

    What an excellent Tv program. I'm so happy to be able to watch it here on youtube.

  • @DCI-Frank-Burnside
    @DCI-Frank-Burnside 5 лет назад +27

    You don't hear kids say "The graphics are ammmmazing!!!" anymore. It used to be a constant mantra in the '80s and 90s in regard to videogames.

    • @ArtofLunatik
      @ArtofLunatik 5 лет назад +1

      Embittered Drunk 16 bit power!

    • @HelloImNik
      @HelloImNik 4 года назад +4

      now they're all a bit too entitled 😂

    • @zippyparakeet1074
      @zippyparakeet1074 4 года назад +7

      man these boomers... idk what rock you guys live under but kids still say that whenever a next-gen game comes out.

    • @spritemon98
      @spritemon98 4 года назад +4

      I'm 23 and I still say that

    • @AlexA-bn2wb
      @AlexA-bn2wb 2 года назад

      @@spritemon98 You're not that young though!😅

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 4 года назад +5

    Computers were so cool and experimental back then. They really were just exploring the potential.

  • @gnamp
    @gnamp 7 лет назад +91

    11:44 a little bit unnecessary...

    • @_PatrickJnr
      @_PatrickJnr 7 лет назад +14

      it was kinda harsh.

    • @gnamp
      @gnamp 7 лет назад +5

      Andy Merrett Haha. Different times, I suppose...

    • @gnamp
      @gnamp 7 лет назад +5

      Andy Merrett Classic! Reminds me of the time a great aunt of mine would always tell me "you'll be next!" whenever she saw me at various family weddings. I was able to get my own back at her husband's funeral...

    • @geordiebeach
      @geordiebeach 7 лет назад

      gnamp was is a bit unnecessary?

    • @danps7167
      @danps7167 7 лет назад +11

      slap in the face or what? that was an Alan partridge moment for sure.

  • @gato7908
    @gato7908 6 лет назад +17

    It all seem so quaint now, but you have to give alot of credit to anyone interested enough in computers to watch a show like that in 1985, because they were way ahead of their peers

    • @stevedevice1866
      @stevedevice1866 5 лет назад +5

      nonsense, micro computers were huge in the UK in the 80s.

  • @JuicyLeek
    @JuicyLeek 6 лет назад +20

    22:42 “How does this racing simulation compare to the real thing?”
    “It’s very accurate actually.”
    Get them to play the latest version of Gran Turismo or Forza. I wonder how they’d react to that!!

    • @octaviussludberry9016
      @octaviussludberry9016 2 года назад

      Well, unless you know someone with a time machine, that's not going to happen is it....you thick twat.

    • @xehP
      @xehP 2 года назад

      neither of those games claim to be a simulation though.

    • @vetrixfx9264
      @vetrixfx9264 2 года назад +3

      @@xehP bro the slogan of GT is literally "the real driving simulation"

  • @97channel
    @97channel 5 лет назад +7

    0:15 Dog: "Oh man, that's the spot.".

  • @JoeBetro
    @JoeBetro 6 лет назад +5

    Mind blowing how far we've come in around 30 years! Humanity is going to be unrecognisable from what it is now in another 30.

    • @Blake4014
      @Blake4014 5 лет назад +2

      Not really, we've collectively lowered the IQ of the west with mass migration of third world crapholes. Innovation and technological leaps will be slower.

    • @gregorymalchuk272
      @gregorymalchuk272 4 года назад +1

      @@Blake4014
      We need to evacuate productive people to Eastern Europe where civilization can survive.

    • @Blake4014
      @Blake4014 4 года назад

      @@gregorymalchuk272 the east will fall the same, just slower.

    • @zakur0hako
      @zakur0hako 3 года назад

      @@Blake4014 you for sure have a lowered IQ

  • @daithideburca98
    @daithideburca98 5 лет назад +6

    Tony Bastable the real life Alan Partridge

    • @tjackson1210
      @tjackson1210 2 года назад

      He does seem to be on the verge of losing his temper fairly often. I wonder whether there were often issues with the machines during rehearsals.

  • @simmadpaul2880
    @simmadpaul2880 Год назад

    The legendary Geof Crammond. I spent 1000s of hours playing Revs and all of his Grand Prix games. Truly the father of sim racing

  • @TheHoipoloi
    @TheHoipoloi 6 лет назад +8

    "How does this compare to the real thing?" "Well it's fairly accurate actually" :) LMAO

    • @TheHoipoloi
      @TheHoipoloi 6 лет назад +1

      Yes in 360p it looks EXACTLY like real car racing :)

    • @JuicyLeek
      @JuicyLeek 6 лет назад +1

      this is better than Forza for sure

    • @philipkempbell7174
      @philipkempbell7174 5 лет назад +3

      The first Gran Turismo was only 12 years after this.
      Ridge Racer 10 years.

  • @vesavius
    @vesavius 6 лет назад +12

    yeah, Ray, you will never see computer graphics. Just wanted to rub that in. lmao

    • @danps7167
      @danps7167 5 лет назад +5

      Proper Alan partridge moment...

  • @AndroidDreams2049
    @AndroidDreams2049 2 года назад +2

    0:19 - erm....what are you doing to that dog ?

  • @PaulTaylor1
    @PaulTaylor1 Год назад

    I remember this one with the eye controlled software! I wonder whatever happened to presenter Jane?

  • @crumplezone1
    @crumplezone1 3 года назад +6

    A time when presenters where paid peanuts but were highly skilled and knew the business, now you get ridiculously overpaid presenters who would find it hard to even press the play button on a CD palyer, go figure

  • @bernhardkuhn5676
    @bernhardkuhn5676 4 года назад +3

    Jane was so pretty at this time...wish I met her!

  • @WhatALoadOfTosca
    @WhatALoadOfTosca 5 лет назад +2

    I didn't quite catch what the little black box was in the bottom left of the screen. Does anyone know what that was for please?

  • @johntitor.
    @johntitor. 7 лет назад +5

    I have theme tune to this on 7inch

  • @S7EVE_P
    @S7EVE_P Год назад

    20:56 A lovely windswept Jane Ashton

  • @uni-byte
    @uni-byte 3 года назад +1

    Dr. Mike reminds me a lot of Alec Guinness. Not just in looks, but in demeanor too. Probably also explains why he's seems totally disinterested in the lovely Ms. Ashton.

  • @BungleBare
    @BungleBare 3 года назад +1

    The racing driver, David Hunt, is the younger brother of James Hunt.

  • @truthwillout1980
    @truthwillout1980 2 года назад +1

    It picks up the electricity in the eyes!

  • @danps7167
    @danps7167 5 лет назад +5

    Wow. He never held back with his criticism did he. He was the Jeremy Clarkson of his day.

  • @tuncfreeman
    @tuncfreeman 7 лет назад +1

    loved it!

  • @spritemon98
    @spritemon98 4 года назад +1

    Cool! An early form of text to speech

  • @8BitNaptime
    @8BitNaptime 10 месяцев назад

    Jane Ashton is the Wendy Woods of Thames TV

  • @derekthesec
    @derekthesec 4 года назад

    Keep the print out of the image for scanning on a modern PC. Interesting if it was viewed in PDF.

  • @kerleyoliveira
    @kerleyoliveira Год назад

    Geoff Crammond at the end! Great.

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 7 лет назад +3

    Great bit of history

  • @tannewton
    @tannewton 5 лет назад +3

    08:30 the computer voice sounds like a Dalek.

    • @sovietonion72
      @sovietonion72 4 года назад +1

      I can understand a Dalek voice but not this computer voice.

  • @AndroidDreams2049
    @AndroidDreams2049 2 года назад +1

    0:16 - 'blown up' ?????? lol

  • @os-vasconcelos
    @os-vasconcelos 5 лет назад

    Where is Jane Ashton?

  • @woodyeckerslyke9676
    @woodyeckerslyke9676 4 года назад +1

    What’s that weird head wobble at 14:32 ?

  • @clive7903
    @clive7903 5 лет назад +2

    Was it cold in the studio. Nice coat Mike 🥶
    Maybe this F1 game might catch on. Don’t tell Sky TV 🤗

  • @FSCforal
    @FSCforal 5 лет назад +1

    I think i should buy a camera for selfies

  • @garyhunt8067
    @garyhunt8067 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant presenters

  • @firsteerr
    @firsteerr 3 месяца назад +1

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the heady days of youth thinking "well it cant get any better then this can it ???" back when broadcasters made interesting and informative programming to inspire rather then reality dross ,

  • @kamikazilucas
    @kamikazilucas Год назад

    the fact that only 5 years later photoshop came out

  • @malcolmclements9254
    @malcolmclements9254 3 года назад

    "I know how to understand if because I invented it"

  • @Rob_Walker.
    @Rob_Walker. 3 года назад

    Back then we all thought we would have flying cars by now and live on the moon 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @honeymonster5589
    @honeymonster5589 5 лет назад

    When I was a school there was a porn image for BBC micro called `JANINE'. and to get it up on screen you used the command *spool"". Anyone remember

  • @odgeUK
    @odgeUK 2 года назад +1

    11:44 - HARSH

  • @PaulMurphyMusic
    @PaulMurphyMusic 4 года назад +1

    Remarks on BBC Micro “it can do this, and it’s British...” meanwhile Steve Jobs “hold my beer”

    • @spitbacca
      @spitbacca 27 дней назад

      Really 😂 you know Apple and Steve Jobs were talking to Acorn about their new in development RISC processor. Now the great great ancestors of the chip in your mobile phone.

  • @honeymonster5589
    @honeymonster5589 5 лет назад +1

    6502 assembler????

    • @RWL2012
      @RWL2012 5 лет назад +1

      assembler for the MOS Technology 6502 CPU, the CPU of the BBC Micro and Commodore 64 among others

  • @kingshearer2
    @kingshearer2 7 лет назад +2

    Eye movement games never did catch on.. although I suppose a forerunner of VR.

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 7 лет назад +1

      Probably, it really required hand-eye coordination, even in VR!

    • @mikiex
      @mikiex 7 лет назад +2

      I has been used a lot for disabled people.

    • @unknownuser1357
      @unknownuser1357 6 лет назад

      kingshearer2 I think Stephen Hawkins had it

    • @JackBandicootsBunker
      @JackBandicootsBunker 3 года назад

      Well, apart from VR you have Tobii Eye Tracking, but the issue is software support.

  • @morbidmanmusic
    @morbidmanmusic Год назад

    The theme music sounds like Rick Wakeman.

  • @koen.mortier_fitchen
    @koen.mortier_fitchen 4 месяца назад

    Like Apple Vision Pro

  • @althejazzman
    @althejazzman 2 года назад

    Playing with a keyboard though. Rookie!

  • @DCI-Frank-Burnside
    @DCI-Frank-Burnside 5 лет назад +2

    1:09 Early trans-humans.

  • @samnicholson5051
    @samnicholson5051 5 лет назад +2

    We used to be great at computer technology back then, much better than those shitty computers we use today this just goes to show how far our country has fallen

  • @johngrieve2868
    @johngrieve2868 6 лет назад

    Sounds like Hal 9000

  • @ravsluxuryworld1396
    @ravsluxuryworld1396 6 лет назад

    “I computer”

  • @tjackson1210
    @tjackson1210 2 года назад

    24:30 - K...

  • @janeporter818
    @janeporter818 5 лет назад

    Wow!!!

  • @elbownesdam4024
    @elbownesdam4024 5 лет назад

    Boffins are truely interesting people-how they figured it out,the eye stuff back then with a computer with less computing power than my iPhone 5s- round of applause for ancient 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 boffin-anybody know if this particular boffin is still alive ?also that blind soldier,,,,,that system was for the highIQ blind person..I was totally confused 🤦‍♂️

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK Год назад +1

      Less computing power than a Nokia 3310.

  • @murdaone261
    @murdaone261 3 года назад +1

    ...FORT KNOX GENERAL LAMONTE M. WARD

  • @808music3
    @808music3 10 месяцев назад

    Remove her bonnet will somehow make it looking like she was going adolescence😂😂😂

  • @spritemon98
    @spritemon98 4 года назад

    Ancient photoshop

  • @davidb1038
    @davidb1038 2 года назад

    Just a thought the system requires floppy disks to operate the program which the guy put into the disk drive with his hand obviously, yet the system is for a completely disabled person who can only move his eyes,so how does the disabled person put the disk in the disk drive to start.

  • @morbidmanmusic
    @morbidmanmusic Год назад

    way way way to many ads. Never coming back

  • @thedave7760
    @thedave7760 2 месяца назад

    What is a visicode decoder?
    Google doesn't know I just checked.