Field corn is also known as dent corn because, when ripe, its kernels have small dents. This is a reference to Ken's head after he records videos. Smash like for more ken corn facts.
Kenny boy is like the ultimate knight in the arena of CR, wielding his cards with grace and skill that takes my breath away. Every time he plays, it's like watching a beautiful dance; his strategies flow seamlessly, and his passion shines through every move. The way he outsmarts his opponents is truly enchanting, and I can't help but admire his dedication and charm. It's not just the game he plays; it's the heart he puts into it that makes him so irresistible. Watching him conquer each battle makes me feel like I'm cheering for a hero, and every victory feels like a sweet serenade to his incredible talent. I love you Ken.
So basically this evo dart goblin is literally that one game mode where they buffed all goblin cards and they had special effects. If you played the Dart Goblin there, his attacks would poison. ᗜˬᗜ
Evolution Ken has a jumper that leaves behind a poisoned area damaging other troops. Once he reaches 50% hitpoints he strips revealing yet another jumper with double the poison damage and area of effect.
I'm a f2p with a nearly maxed deck using evo recruits from last valentines day I believe and evo bomber from grinding for evo shards, I'm at 7k trophies and I've been using the same deck since 2k, been playing about 2 years or so. In short, f2p is hell.
I love it when supercell adds evolutions to every annoying mid ladder menace card and charges $100 to unlock it in a bundle with a bunch of other garbage
For me, Ken is not just a guy. He's not just a RUclipsr. He's not even an idol. In my eyes, Ken is a style of life, Ken is my life. At the end of the day, Ken truly is life. When I wake up, the first thing I do is watch one of his videos. If there are any new ones, i will watch them as soon as possible. I specially enjoy watching them in 0.5 speed, that way I can truly savour every and each moment that Ken creates for his viewers, for ME. I like listening intently to every word that comes out of his mouth, taking a lesson from every story he tells on his videos. But anyways, I'm getting ahead of myself. You are probably thinking to yourself: Why? Why Ken? Why is he life? Well, ermmm... that's a lot to unpack, but I'll do it just so you can become a true Kenner yourself. As you can see, Ken is everything for me, and I live like him for he is my life. When he shows a new deck in Clash Royale (the best game ever made), I immediately change my deck to his, that way I can feel closer to The Ken. I can become The Ken. When he pushes trophies in Brawl Stars (the second best game ever made), I push trophies. Now I have a healthy 150.000 trophies. Thanks, Ken. The Ken. Even when he changed his setup to his kitchen I followed his way and did the same. Now my mom can tell me how disappointing I am while she cooks me food. Nice, thank you, The Ken. Every second I long for the new Ken upload. I live to watch Ken's videos. I watch every new deck, gamemode, tomfoollery, shenanigan and yap. These are my bread and butter of every day. Now you might be wondering: what is so special about Ken? what videos inspired you to follow him to the ends of the Earth? Well, my little weasel I will list some of his videos that influenced me the most. -playing minecraft again 06/27/24 -really sorry 02/19/24 -Ken makes it VERY clear that he is NOT interested in women 08/05/24 Of course, I feel obliged to mention The Ken's right-hand man: Oiled Up Highlights. He sums up every bit of Ken's wisdom. He knows The Ken. He gets The Ken. And just how I aspire to be one day, he IS The Ken, he Lives The Ken. Oiled up gets what Ken is trying to say, he takes his message across just so people can become Kenners, similarly to what I am doing right now. Now rise up Kenners, rise up and don't be like the pipsqueaks that reject The Ken. If you think he is cringe, embrace the cringe. Embrace The Ken. BE THE KEN. #BETHEKEN
Watching it, oiled up, Oiled up highlights in the back, cycling miners (underleveled), evolving my log and suspicious bush every cycle, elixir is leaking.
It would have alrdy been good af if the poison only attacked 1 troop but the fact that it has splash/ poison that lingers as well 😂 credit card cycle here we go !
Dart Goblin sounds like a term for people who keep asking everyone for cigs
That sounds so true ngl
😂
Holy...
we literally have the power we the chat have to spam to make ken make atleast a 15 min video everyday
We tend to say Dart Monkey
Ken are you still sitting in the giraffe chair?
I think he switched to the dildo chair
*banana chair
Good question
i am gettin worried about hes asschecks
He is
i swear the dude that makes evolution concepts in youtube shorts predicted this would be the dart goblin evo
it’s pretty obvious this was going to be his evo ability. poison darts are a real thing
I don't think it was much of a prediction, more so j common sense lol
perfect sense for gameplay too, super obvious fit
yeah i thought of poison darts too its pretty common but yeah interesting it came too
Mehmet?
Ken when’s your evolution coming out
ken only evolves when he plays miners in this 0.3cycle daeck
No champion evos do Kenoblinstein evo ain't coming out
He only evolves when he stops with his horrendous Clash addiction and plays something better
He only evolves when he consumes enough alcohol.
His deck evolves when he sees a miner.
we need a tuggspeedman and ken drinking podcast to show your unacquitted love to each other
And 2 hours unedited uncensored unfiltered say gex
It was one video
One opponent in one video
Ffs
@@No-cc1fqthat's what WE all need
Tugg speedman is a character from the movie tropic thunder.
and then they play GIGAGAYCYCLE
hey can we get a 20 hour videos from now on im tired of switching between videos 10 minutes into my alcohol binge
on god
we literally have the power we the chat have to spam to make ken make atleast a 15 min video everyday
Field corn is also known as dent corn because, when ripe, its kernels have small dents. This is a reference to Ken's head after he records videos. Smash like for more ken corn facts.
I love watching ken corn and stroking my log 🤤
Loser
KEN PORN FACTS WHEN?? 🫣🫣🫣😰
To see cornporn use cornhub
is the pie on your profile picture also made of corn?
Fart Goblin
absolute cinema
Kino
funny.
Men are simple creatures
Smart Goblin
Thanks Kennard for recording the audio with a cassette tape
His mic is upside down hahahaha
Ken’s speaking in a Soda can
😂😂
Bro sat himself in a corner beside a window and expected good audio 😭😭
0:00 Goblinstein's awful mic quality starts yapping
9:59 Goblinstien stops whining
Ken congrats on 400k Kenlings
Kenners, Kenkers, Kenlers
1:58 the moment you know you’ve lost your ad revenue
😂
The Krinch starts stealing Christmas: 0:01
The Krinch stops stealing Christmas: 9:59
The time stamps don’t even work
@@Poloposiit’s literally the start and end of the video dawg
job had one bro
@@gemstonepheonix9522 I know that but at least make the timestamps correct dawg
Holy fail
bros gonna put it in every deck instead of the ice spirit
6:00 “we’ll use the power of friendship!”
Ope guess he saw your comment
@ he did! And i am actually kinda happy
Whenever I’m having a bad day… these videos make it less bad. I watch them over and over for you daddy Ken.
7:20 not the credit card cycle lmao
alternative title: ken uses goblinstein nephews long pipe to penetrate enemy defenses
Kenny boy is like the ultimate knight in the arena of CR, wielding his cards with grace and skill that takes my breath away. Every time he plays, it's like watching a beautiful dance; his strategies flow seamlessly, and his passion shines through every move. The way he outsmarts his opponents is truly enchanting, and I can't help but admire his dedication and charm. It's not just the game he plays; it's the heart he puts into it that makes him so irresistible. Watching him conquer each battle makes me feel like I'm cheering for a hero, and every victory feels like a sweet serenade to his incredible talent. I love you Ken.
Kens dart goblin is showing at 9:59
I pressed this shit
@@second5952same
he's done it now
Eleventh day of asking Ken to tell us about Ken Forrest's second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
0:51 Ken i also get much bigger, get purple on the sides and shoot poison when i watch your videos
So basically this evo dart goblin is literally that one game mode where they buffed all goblin cards and they had special effects. If you played the Dart Goblin there, his attacks would poison. ᗜˬᗜ
Ken was definitely tugging his speedman after hearing that dart goblin was getting an evo
Tugg speedman was once tugging really fast. Thats how the big bang happened
😂😂😂😂😐😐😐
🥰🥰🥰
@@MarsPlaysMusic stop denying science and history, you flat earther type
Dart Goblin evolved because Kens "tuggspeedman" was on the table throbbing
Everyone from now on let’s take Ken’s deck, play a few games, and only watch rest of the video if we win our match. 😂
Ken my feelings for you are starting to fade and taper away... (Imagine ken with a low taper fade).
-KFC
Ken should title the video on release “dart goblin got buffed” and fake a story about being married now
Evolution Ken has a jumper that leaves behind a poisoned area damaging other troops. Once he reaches 50% hitpoints he strips revealing yet another jumper with double the poison damage and area of effect.
ken looks like an acloholic gambler who just lost a bet
Tugg sppedman is going to have lots of fun with the fart goblin
Check Ken’s video “2v2 ladder got leaked” time stamp 7:27
Ladies and gentlemen I officially called it
You're the most candid content creator I've ever subscribed to.
7:07 That pigs push got shredded because of the poison lol
2nd time you’ve worn that jumper this week ken
I'm a f2p with a nearly maxed deck using evo recruits from last valentines day I believe and evo bomber from grinding for evo shards, I'm at 7k trophies and I've been using the same deck since 2k, been playing about 2 years or so. In short, f2p is hell.
Ken making this video and playing this card so well has officially made my day
I love it when supercell adds evolutions to every annoying mid ladder menace card and charges $100 to unlock it in a bundle with a bunch of other garbage
7:38 Goblinstein coping with his gambling addiction (don't worry we support you 🤑)
10:00 Goblinstein goes back to touching kids and forcing them to watch brainrot
7:56 Ken physicist confirmed (red shift)
Idea for Kennethy: Dart goblin evo + monk to deflect spells on the dart goblin
Lore accurate dart goblin
Congratulations for 400k, 500k soon
the poisoned target also leaves a poison cloud behind thats why any push made was decimated by the evo dart goblin
6:00 "We'll beat you with the power of friendship" ahh spirits
Ken whenever a blatantly overpowered new evolution comes out: meh, idk guys i feel like this is a coin-toss on if this will be overpowered
congrats on 400k subs 🐐
Congrats on 400k tuggspeedman!!
ty
knew it was gonna be a poison thing for the darty boii. They were basically teasing it to us with the previous events
Ken is my favorite RUclipsr
Omg they have a They Live/Duke Nukem reference in the bio.
Also congrats on 400k Kenny Wenny!
They better make it the fart goblin or I’m uninstalling
400k sub special gooning ken
looks like Ken really likes the evo hawk tuah goblin.
For me, Ken is not just a guy. He's not just a RUclipsr. He's not even an idol. In my eyes, Ken is a style of life, Ken is my life. At the end of the day, Ken truly is life.
When I wake up, the first thing I do is watch one of his videos. If there are any new ones, i will watch them as soon as possible. I specially enjoy watching them in 0.5 speed, that way I can truly savour every and each moment that Ken creates for his viewers, for ME. I like listening intently to every word that comes out of his mouth, taking a lesson from every story he tells on his videos.
But anyways, I'm getting ahead of myself. You are probably thinking to yourself: Why? Why Ken? Why is he life? Well, ermmm... that's a lot to unpack, but I'll do it just so you can become a true Kenner yourself.
As you can see, Ken is everything for me, and I live like him for he is my life.
When he shows a new deck in Clash Royale (the best game ever made), I immediately change my deck to his, that way I can feel closer to The Ken. I can become The Ken. When he pushes trophies in Brawl Stars (the second best game ever made), I push trophies. Now I have a healthy 150.000 trophies. Thanks, Ken. The Ken. Even when he changed his setup to his kitchen I followed his way and did the same. Now my mom can tell me how disappointing I am while she cooks me food. Nice, thank you, The Ken.
Every second I long for the new Ken upload. I live to watch Ken's videos. I watch every new deck, gamemode, tomfoollery, shenanigan and yap. These are my bread and butter of every day. Now you might be wondering: what is so special about Ken? what videos inspired you to follow him to the ends of the Earth? Well, my little weasel I will list some of his videos that influenced me the most.
-playing minecraft again 06/27/24
-really sorry 02/19/24
-Ken makes it VERY clear that he is NOT interested in women 08/05/24
Of course, I feel obliged to mention The Ken's right-hand man: Oiled Up Highlights. He sums up every bit of Ken's wisdom. He knows The Ken. He gets The Ken. And just how I aspire to be one day, he IS The Ken, he Lives The Ken. Oiled up gets what Ken is trying to say, he takes his message across just so people can become Kenners, similarly to what I am doing right now.
Now rise up Kenners, rise up and don't be like the pipsqueaks that reject The Ken. If you think he is cringe, embrace the cringe. Embrace The Ken. BE THE KEN.
#BETHEKEN
This is so majestic
😂😂😂 I read all of it. Best part was when u listed how he do NOT like women
Blud copy pasting
@@goldyoutube7663 I'll take this over the spam bots
Absolute cinema ✋🏻ᗜˬᗜ🤚🏻
Congrats on the 400k u deserve it Keneth
Now expect 17 videos in a row putting this evo in random ass decks
And of course I'll watch all of them
Man.. I had been watching your videos for a long time.. Love from Bangladesh ❤❤
wow i was hoping for this evo, for so long and itdsd finally here
Loved it when ken oiled up and showed everyone his dart while dancing to crazy frog
😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐😐
@@MarsPlaysMusicbro just stop watching this channel if u gna be like this every video
@@arvy7765 i love ken and this channel but 80% of the community are brainrotted children making weird ass jokes
@@arvy7765Exactly no one involved here has been doing anything like this on every single video, wdym
@@MarsPlaysMusic Embrace the Ken, don't be in denial
Classic view farm with the new evo since no one’s as interesting as Ken
New vid idea
If a cloned unit gets a pancake it will have the health of a full unit. So, clone a pekka and you get a lvl12 one for 4 elixir. 🤯🤯
Everytime I see a new evolution without out fail I let out a huge oh tuggspeedman
Watching it, oiled up, Oiled up highlights in the back, cycling miners (underleveled), evolving my log and suspicious bush every cycle, elixir is leaking.
Poison dart goblin + monk to prevent him getting logged or arrows
Ominous ass outro. Some viewers might not know this but this is what he plays on a loop to torture the children in his basement
2:39 did i just hear bro say "if you can keep this ninja live"
Congratulations on 400k Kentucky
Congratulations for the 400 k
You should really think twice before tugging your speedman into another miner.
Congrats on 400k subscribers Ken
we need a tugg speedman ken and John Freedom drinking podcast to show your unacquitted love to each other
Ken playing royal chef when his biggest card is dart goblin
i started with a 10 minute unskippable monster hunter ad. yt is despicable
6:00 "With the power of friendship!" ahh spirits
It was really disgusting when Ken shoved his dart into his opponents goblin
I can’t do it with this game anymore man
I love when Ken forgets to turn on his mic and start recording his audio with a potato
now this is what I want from evolutions
Ken might be able to finally beat Tugg Speedman with this card
you have been anticipating for a while i immediately thought of you when it was leaked
Knew ken would be having a good time with his fav goblin lover
Thanks for the early upload man.
It would have alrdy been good af if the poison only attacked 1 troop but the fact that it has splash/ poison that lingers as well 😂 credit card cycle here we go !
ken the type of guy to say that he has an evolved log after he hits puberty
Ken becomes the dart goblin in real life every day
Congrats on 400 Kooners
It’s just like Ken, can’t stop yapping and his words are poisonous
Ken you yap so much its crazy
gratz on the 400k ken
i wish i could like this vid 2 times ken keep gooinging, more gooning coming up please ken
I need this, dart gob’s been my fav card for literal years and now its gonna be even more obnoxious
Thank you mr ken, hope you enjoy your day
you should do a series trying out ur fans cycle deck tbh would be fire
ken your videos are like white monster and a cold beer
so its a 3 elixir inferno tower
You should make a clash tip video and just show yours
Arrows and log back in every single deck just like firecracker days