HEAVEN IS FULL 😂 *Sorry Forrest Gump*

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @MichaelCarriger
    @MichaelCarriger Месяц назад +24

    Your jokes are the high point to my day. Please keep it up. Thank you so much!

  • @tjmcguire9417
    @tjmcguire9417 Месяц назад +20

    This one was beyond belief funny. "Andy...." Made my day. I know these are elsewhere on the net, but to see a good human (and hubby) actually be surprised and enjoy it too is kind and good.

  • @EliasSTOUKIS
    @EliasSTOUKIS Месяц назад +8

    Great one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅. I'm laughing at you because is maybe best joke I ever heard . Not only good but clever,too.👍👍👍👍👍

  • @jamesmabe3726
    @jamesmabe3726 Месяц назад +6

    If my wife cleaned house in a red dress like that , she wouldn't get much cleaning done😮😂😂

  • @AndyContento-q8v
    @AndyContento-q8v Месяц назад +15

    I love Joelle and Mike's sense of humour. They're amazing. They have me belly laughing every time. 👍👍👍👌👌👌😁😁😁😂😂😂😂🤔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

  • @dbrent4970
    @dbrent4970 Месяц назад +9

    Loved that one! You kids stay safe.

  • @davidperham897
    @davidperham897 Месяц назад +7

    Oh Lord I love to Listen to you both and you both bring so much happiness to all of us
    Every Day
    Thank You. 🇨🇦Cdn. Dave 🇨🇦🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

  • @norm5785
    @norm5785 Месяц назад +7

    Lovely, just lovely, thank you for sharing

  • @ianburden2851
    @ianburden2851 Месяц назад +12

    Two beautiful people

  • @alstewart9915
    @alstewart9915 Месяц назад +1

    This one was awesome! Loved Forrests answers😂

  • @ronaldtapp5136
    @ronaldtapp5136 Месяц назад +1

    ❤You make smile and laugh every day ❤ Thank you so much for that😂

  • @michaelwalton7776
    @michaelwalton7776 Месяц назад +6

    Forrest thinks out of the box!😄

  • @marcrichardson517
    @marcrichardson517 Месяц назад +1

    Oh Jo…ya shoulda sang…lol
    Jus love y’all 2…🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾💐💐💐💐

  • @CraigGrant-sh3in
    @CraigGrant-sh3in Месяц назад +7

    I know of no woman that wonders arounf the house looking this gorgeous.

    • @PSR7526
      @PSR7526 Месяц назад

      @@mrpants6337Nice to see you again. This is so awful. I’m dying at a comment above. “The girl in this video is like a butterfly landing on your arm, super gentle.” …. What?!?! Who comes up with this??

  • @eddiec1961
    @eddiec1961 Месяц назад

    I loved the joke and loved the reaction even more 😂😂😂

  • @glennvengroff7235
    @glennvengroff7235 Месяц назад +1

    You guys are great tyvm🤪

  • @bradolsen8629
    @bradolsen8629 Месяц назад +3

    This girl in the video is like a butterfly landing on your arm, super gentle

  • @David-m2y1i
    @David-m2y1i Месяц назад

    That was funny.. Ill have to spread that joke around.. I needed that..

  • @UnthinkableFairytales
    @UnthinkableFairytales Месяц назад +4

    Andy for the win 😊

  • @DanaNorman-p9p
    @DanaNorman-p9p Месяц назад +6

    😂 that's funny o

  • @billb.5887
    @billb.5887 Месяц назад

    This joke has been around for years. I heard it for the first time in 1993 and it was not on RUclips. I have been telling this joke ever since I heard it and getting a major laugh from it. The joke was even a major hit when it was told one Sunday in Church.

  • @Iceberg1313
    @Iceberg1313 Месяц назад +1

    Have to admit I was expecting to see a puddle 🤣 when Joelle was bending over holding her tummy 😂. You have to give it to Gump, he might be no brainiac but he had life sussed out.

  • @deantodd8103
    @deantodd8103 Месяц назад +10

    I remember hearing this joke years ago. It's still just as amusing today as it was then. The hymn is titled, "In The Garden," by the way.

    • @glennjohnso310
      @glennjohnso310 Месяц назад +2

      Oldie but a Goldie.🤣😂🤣

    • @bikeny
      @bikeny Месяц назад +2

      I will admit to not really remembering all the hymns, but it could also be my church didn't sing that one. Or is the hymn specific to a particular denomination? Thank you.
      Oh, I liked the first 2 questions & answers.

    • @deantodd8103
      @deantodd8103 Месяц назад +3

      @bikeny
      While this one is not quite up there with "Amazing Grace" or "The Old Rugged Cross" in popularity, it is still pretty widely sung across denominational boundaries. It was written in 1912 by American songwriter C. Austin Miles, after reading in John chapter 20 about Mary Magdalena coming to the tomb of Jesus only to meet Him resurrected.
      Perhaps you'll recall it if you read the opening lyrics:
      "I come to the garden alone
      While the dew is still on the roses
      And the voice I hear, falling on my ear
      The Son of God discloses
      And He walks with me
      And He talks with me
      And He tells me I am His own
      And the joy we share as we tarry there
      None other has ever known."
      Hope that helps.

    • @allie1953
      @allie1953 Месяц назад +3

      First time *I* heard it. 😅

  • @kswck
    @kswck 28 дней назад

    Mike-you are blessed. She is Gorgeous.

  • @TheTruthHurts565
    @TheTruthHurts565 Месяц назад

    I've been telling that joke for many years now, and it always gets some serious laughs!

  • @barny85jensen
    @barny85jensen Месяц назад +3

    So true so true😂😂

  • @rickyparrish8310
    @rickyparrish8310 Месяц назад

    Love it ❤ you two are funny together

  • @KuDastardly
    @KuDastardly Месяц назад +1

    The last question reminds me of a scene in Airplane 2 regarding Macho Grande, lol.

  • @lonwatros2763
    @lonwatros2763 Месяц назад +2

    Oh that's Good 😂

  • @MatthewRandall-ln8ut
    @MatthewRandall-ln8ut Месяц назад

    That was a good one. 😂😂😂❤

  • @ianbroome6658
    @ianbroome6658 Месяц назад +1

    "Now it all makes sense! Our Father who is Art in heaven!" -Bull Shannon, Night Court TV series 😁

  • @SvenOppenhaeuser
    @SvenOppenhaeuser 18 дней назад

    Cleverly cute 😂

  • @MarkJones-o2n
    @MarkJones-o2n Месяц назад

    Fudge! Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rossanderson4440
    @rossanderson4440 Месяц назад +2

    And God has a favorite pet, a bear named Gladly. You know, Gladly the Cross-eyed Bear?

  • @kenjaneschuster
    @kenjaneschuster Месяц назад +1

    That’s good 😂😂😂

  • @CarlZend
    @CarlZend Месяц назад

    This one is hilarious and cute
    😊 😊

  • @buydirectusa4954
    @buydirectusa4954 Месяц назад +1

    Yiu now think of that every time you hear that song lol.😂

  • @Alzrad
    @Alzrad Месяц назад

    Joelle IS the living embodiment of Heaven

  • @ricardofaraco
    @ricardofaraco 15 дней назад

    Taking care of your house seems a lifetime job.

  • @TazMartin
    @TazMartin 7 дней назад

    My favorite hymn, In The Garden😊

  • @richardbarnes3757
    @richardbarnes3757 Месяц назад

    Sublime! Merry Christmas everybody.

  • @tubedude54
    @tubedude54 5 дней назад

    Gotta be the first clock I've ever seen with a bar thru the 7 on it's face... yep... I know what most of you were looking at!

  • @lachas53
    @lachas53 Месяц назад

    That's so dang funny😂

  • @Naseweis-se9wt
    @Naseweis-se9wt Месяц назад

    🤣 God bless you... ❤👍

  • @ronnie8252
    @ronnie8252 Месяц назад +1

    That one is too cute

  • @caramelyasa5256
    @caramelyasa5256 Месяц назад +1

    😂😂😂BRILLIANT❤

  • @GeorgiaDogScrapper
    @GeorgiaDogScrapper Месяц назад

    Love it, I haven't heard that one,

  • @LoriObojski
    @LoriObojski Месяц назад

    Aww that was cute ❤😊

  • @barryfinlayson8116
    @barryfinlayson8116 Месяц назад

    Very clever 😂

  • @Johnathan-es3ad
    @Johnathan-es3ad Месяц назад

    Good one!!!

  • @LeonardGoldsmith
    @LeonardGoldsmith Месяц назад

    😂😂😂😂😂!! Logical!!!

  • @TesseRact7228
    @TesseRact7228 Месяц назад +46

    Wrong Forrest, God's first name is *_Harold_*
    "Our Father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name..."

    • @davidperham897
      @davidperham897 Месяц назад +5

      Also a good one Thanks

    • @petergreen9277
      @petergreen9277 Месяц назад +5

      Yeah, and here I thought it was Howard.

    • @TesseRact7228
      @TesseRact7228 Месяц назад +3

      @@petergreen9277
      "Harold" fits much better.

    • @SwissPGO
      @SwissPGO Месяц назад

      I don't understand the andy part of the joke - but I've not seen the fortest gump movie and I'm not into religion either. Somebody wishes to to explain? Thx

    • @FrostG.G
      @FrostG.G Месяц назад

      Funny my Name means God remembers, Who is like God. Are you sure heaven is full? Because I don’t like to think so. Let’s take in the sick and poor, and help the people who need it. But you still think heaven is full. “Who did you vote for inside joke.” And now you know.

  • @Fast_Eddy_Magic
    @Fast_Eddy_Magic Месяц назад

    But does he know Gladly: the cross-eyed bear?.😂

  • @christophertadeo6120
    @christophertadeo6120 12 дней назад

    And he 😮... I personally knew him😮

  • @Brad-f3w
    @Brad-f3w Месяц назад

    Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @davethompson6201
    @davethompson6201 Месяц назад

    U absolutely blew me away!! I’ll have to get a copy of that…would you be kind enough to send it to me ? Thanks-Dave!!

  • @davecannabis
    @davecannabis Месяц назад +1

    that like the joke about the famous Aussie song Waltzing Matilda, what was the name of the swagman? Andy , "and he sat amd he watched and he waitfor his billy boil who'll go a walzing matilda with me"

  • @Thechoppersofcardiff
    @Thechoppersofcardiff Месяц назад

    Fair play Mike your other half looks seriously good in red ....

  • @mikeholt3411
    @mikeholt3411 Месяц назад +6

    Poor Forrest Gump IQ of a peanut. But he's always got the answer 🙄

  • @markwhite6836
    @markwhite6836 25 дней назад

    Yer goofy dude!😏🤨🙄

  • @ottoj4988
    @ottoj4988 Месяц назад

    A good laugh keep the doctor away :P

  • @jamesfrancis5910
    @jamesfrancis5910 Месяц назад +1

    LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @petervanschaack8361
    @petervanschaack8361 Месяц назад

    That was good

  • @gwcrispi
    @gwcrispi Месяц назад +1

    Who has that little crap on their kitchen counters?

  • @scottyork8831
    @scottyork8831 Месяц назад

    Sometumes Joelle's reaction is what makes a mediocre joke even better.

  • @arielg7000
    @arielg7000 Месяц назад +2

    🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @RustyDarrell
    @RustyDarrell Месяц назад +1

    🙏💝YA GOTTA LOVE IT 💝😂😂😂 GOD BLESS YOU TWO CRAZY KIDS 💞🙏💖STAY FROSTY 🍻🍻🤠❤️😺💜 WYOMING 🏞️🏔️🌄🇺🇸🦅🔵💞

  • @DavidCampbell-m4y
    @DavidCampbell-m4y Месяц назад +1

    Cool

  • @carlosespecial269
    @carlosespecial269 Месяц назад

    Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CraigGrant-sh3in
    @CraigGrant-sh3in Месяц назад +2

    How many heard Forest voice answering the questions?

  • @danielmisner8634
    @danielmisner8634 Месяц назад +1

    i never seen soon one water in house plants with a spray bottle before

  • @DerElektriker1
    @DerElektriker1 Месяц назад

    I can only gratulate you for your hart warming wife 👍. Good coice. 😉

  • @pietergrobler5746
    @pietergrobler5746 Месяц назад

    That was my fathers favourite hymn

  • @m.ghaoui5777
    @m.ghaoui5777 Месяц назад

    😊😅😊😅😂

  • @BRAVEN32m12
    @BRAVEN32m12 Месяц назад

    😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😆

  • @larrymapes3480
    @larrymapes3480 Месяц назад

    It's 24 seconds Jan 2nd and Jan 22 and and so on

  • @rukidding-y2c
    @rukidding-y2c Месяц назад

    My late mother would be 100 years old. She learned that joke as a little girl.

  • @danp6101
    @danp6101 Месяц назад

    Mike. Why don't you love me Joelle?

  • @blackhrt62
    @blackhrt62 Месяц назад

    ❤️👍💯🤓

  • @rambofan334
    @rambofan334 29 дней назад

    So does this mean Andy from Toy Story is their god?

  • @bucurilie5183
    @bucurilie5183 Месяц назад +1

    You have a very nice wife, good for you. But is she kind of slow? just a little bit,

  • @RemcovandeLangenberg
    @RemcovandeLangenberg Месяц назад

    😅😅😅

  • @marcolobo7681
    @marcolobo7681 Месяц назад

    I liked the Forrest Gump joke. It had humor. Compared to all the other jokes about having God angels and hell. I wonder what judgment stands before all of them?

  • @johnchambers1380
    @johnchambers1380 Месяц назад

    What are the plant leaves getting sprayed with?

    • @danmcburney3247
      @danmcburney3247 Месяц назад

      Yeah.... I'm thinkin they must be plastic 😊

  • @mikewilson8151
    @mikewilson8151 Месяц назад

    Is she a house cleaner? Every time you see her she in a different house.

  • @duanemiller5606
    @duanemiller5606 Месяц назад

    By the old text, God is either Eywa, Daywa or Jaywa. You know like in the movie Avatar where they always kept talking about Eywa. Which of the three names would be used would depend on which tribe of Israel you were in a way back in history.

    • @johnvitali5520
      @johnvitali5520 Месяц назад

      God is just a label we put on an energy that exists in everything!
      Take your pick.

    • @duanemiller5606
      @duanemiller5606 Месяц назад

      @ like I said it would depend on which of the 10 tribes of Israel you belong to before they were split up long long ago.

    • @gregadams558
      @gregadams558 Месяц назад

      @@johnvitali5520God is, I am.

  • @kevincaruthers5412
    @kevincaruthers5412 Месяц назад

    God's first name is Harold.
    .
    Our Father, Who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name.

  • @AlbanLlanga
    @AlbanLlanga Месяц назад

    Do you whon to play try bagamon

  • @LindaRogers-qe6xn
    @LindaRogers-qe6xn Месяц назад

    Is that herhusband doing the talking

  • @LtDan-ov6bf
    @LtDan-ov6bf Месяц назад

    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @mryt2544
    @mryt2544 Месяц назад

    Joelle you are pretty woman, but i'm sad because i don't see your feet☹️

  • @GloriaLong-0614
    @GloriaLong-0614 Месяц назад

    This is not the regular guy talking. Who is it?

  • @mzaki4949
    @mzaki4949 20 дней назад

    About as funny as a headache 😢

  • @jamesanderson5268
    @jamesanderson5268 Месяц назад

    ruclips.net/video/X5CAx7XO628/видео.html

  • @FRANKO-iu3dx
    @FRANKO-iu3dx Месяц назад +1

    Strange I thought that "WHAT'S" was is cause St. Peter said.." What's.. Gods first name."

    • @duanemiller5606
      @duanemiller5606 Месяц назад

      Doesn’t really work. The way you’re saying it is a sentence ending with a period but it’s supposed to be a question ending with a question mark.

  • @RobertStoner-qn5ez
    @RobertStoner-qn5ez Месяц назад +1

    STUPID

    • @terrysherwood68
      @terrysherwood68 Месяц назад

      Robert Stoner: if you don't get or like it, naff off - I think I can speak for all of the thousands of regulars love everything this beautiful couple do for us every day.