If NL ever went to jail, it'd be for something mundane like insider trading I bet. *In NL's voice* "What do you mean? It'd be insane not to jump on this."
Hilarious that NL's box was the only one with contraband. I'm sure you could have made a case that your box got swapped with the box containing the anti-hair loss shampoo though.
I was there when he came up with that pun, son. Sometimes you don't get the best title on the first try; but if you think of a pun later, Billy, you always, always edit it into the title.
This video does not feel like it was released in the year of our egg 2021, it feels like a video from 2015 was clogged up and only got chunked through the pipe line now. Pogged content.
Its certainly made me feel like im missing something . i didn't realise prison was so much fun! count me in! I mean, id probably get passed around like (crumpled) currency but .. the darts!
I know i have a problem when i start freaking out that his moved camera position doesn't line up on any side with the boxes above and below in it game.
I way thought this was Prison Simulator from the perspective of ... y'know, the prisoners. Kinda who cares about it from the perspective of, not even the boss, like Prison Architect? But just some rando guard? I mean I'm gonna keep watching, but I am somewhat disappointed, through no fault of NL's.
@@evangelosvasiliades1204 He doesn't have to be there. That's why. It's inherently less interesting, because he's there because it's his job that he chose to have. If you're in jail as a prisoner, you're there against your will, most likely. You're there trying to survive the experience you didn't choose to have.
I've been a fan for years and I like your content a lot. I don't like this video because I think it's unfair you are profiting off of role playing prisoner abuse.
"alright i'm stoked to check out prison..." -egg, 2021
Luna just cries in the background
Did he finally forget to disclose a promoted video? I knew he would slip up one day lol
Got em with the proper ellipses
This. Is not how you clean a gun. Or assemble it, why aren't you oiling it
I dont remember if he said it was sponsored but there was another intro that he scratched where he said pissoner
11:18 NL becomes living proof of the Stanford Prison Experiment.
"I lost all my money playing basketball in the middle of a riot"
Oh, you know nothing of riot yet.
Life hack: if you get sent to prison, spell your name wrong on the paperwork and they'll just let you go
From life.
I don’t think that’s true… are you American?
@@collin5577 it’s a law, they legally have to release you if your name doesn’t match
18:31 Prisoner "hey, you wanna bet some money on basketball?"
20:20 Ryan:"hey, you wanna get tazed for $35?"
“Oh you don’t know about prison? You’re going to love prison”
It’s just like that prison experiment they do all those documentaries on. “You’re gunna be the belle of the ball”
I'd love to see NL play this again some time, it would be so funny to see his relationships with the prisoners evolve over time
newest episode: northernlion commits police brutality
Chicken Tits has me crying
or in the US "Monday"
That's a spicy one
Based
@@stevenhageman8255 day ending in Y
*Cinematic explosions and yelling in the background *
-alright time to pivot
Gets schooled in the yard. Then hustles his fellow guards
That wasn’t DB Cooper. That was the freakin’ Zodiac, dude.
"OH NO THAT WAS THE ELECTRIC CHAIR" lmao
I love how the gang names and logos do not correspond at all. Totally a Mel Brooks bit, and I'm sad that NL didn't mine it for a laugh or two.
They finally got him, after stabbing Ollie in the back so brutally they finally caught Dan "Swingvote" Gheesling.
Northern Lion was arrested for Drug Dealing, they finally got him for distributing pogs
After all the craziness of this game, I still didn't expect the Jay-Z mugshot lmao
Imagine just chilling in your jail cell and then hearing rapid gunfire from around the corner
NL: chooses the bears over the foxes
MALF: I've felt a disturbance in the poutine. Friendship with Ryab ended. Dan is now my best friend.
Hilarious! wasnt expecting NL to get into role so well. the "person who has become a gaurd lording over the prisoners because they are 'scum' to him"
Play more of this its absolute gold.
Came for NL in prison, stayed for canna da tuna
If NL ever went to jail, it'd be for something mundane like insider trading I bet.
*In NL's voice* "What do you mean? It'd be insane not to jump on this."
Hilarious that NL's box was the only one with contraband. I'm sure you could have made a case that your box got swapped with the box containing the anti-hair loss shampoo though.
As an actual prison guard, I admire NL's commitment to playing darts and shooting hoops.
I hope the translator never fixes that can of chicken. Tip top kek
23:53 Quite possibly the greatest game of darts ever played.
in this episode ryab gets put into the prison ball
Need to see you play the rest of that, it was fun
Db cooper is the zodiac confirmed by the egg 2021
Has the egg played "hard times" on stream? because that's hands down the most realistic prison simulator there is.
Isn't that the game based on a wrestling game engine? From a dude that also made a Bible game with the same wrestling engine?
@@sengelhard2982 MDickie games babyyyyyy
@@sengelhard2982 Realistically speaking, wrestling happens.
uberhaxornova/james playing that was such a great series back in the day
the legend of Chef Vortivask will never die
Egg always seemed like such a nice guy but put him in a uniform and give him a little power and oh man, here come the beatings and the tasings.
48:52 Oh look that's Billionaire rapper Jay-Z's NYPD mugshot photo (bottom left) from when he stabbed a record executive back in 1999.
Jesus Christ the 31:31 can sent me to the moon XD
Real missed opportunity on the part of the RNG there not putting the anti-hair loss shampoo in NL's package
I was there when he came up with that pun, son. Sometimes you don't get the best title on the first try; but if you think of a pun later, Billy, you always, always edit it into the title.
aww man, I had hoped you can be a prisoner
3:50 Mark Zuckerstein xD
A screw is a prison guard, NL. He was insulting you!
Can we talk about how phallic the handcuffs are in the thumbnail?
Oh how power can corrupt even the most powerful men...
Himhej.... Is that a play on words? Her she, him he?
This was a great watch
hold up.. I didnt want to be the guard, I wanted to be the convict!
It's like the Stanford prison experiment or Abu Ghraib but fun for the whole family!
Can of tuna ? That lid is deadly as hell!
No one else talking about the chicken breast translation mix-up?
Hahaha 31:30
The Egg is a bear, I’m poggin
7:20 kellis milkshake reference
Prison 🥚
🔗🥚🔗
This video does not feel like it was released in the year of our egg 2021, it feels like a video from 2015 was clogged up and only got chunked through the pipe line now. Pogged content.
Legit live 20 minutes from Jefferson City. Now I'm going to have to scower the internet to see who that dude is lol
48:40 those are literally zodiac killer's description drawings
Holy fuck they actually are
pepper spraying dan for not helping you xdxd
Woah the thumbnail caught me off guard - not a typical NL style
That's an Enelle original baybee
Its certainly made me feel like im missing something . i didn't realise prison was so much fun! count me in! I mean, id probably get passed around like (crumpled) currency but .. the darts!
Butt darts more like it
Egg is default prisoner lol
I know i have a problem when i start freaking out that his moved camera position doesn't line up on any side with the boxes above and below in it game.
please play more of this
13:20 I'm surprised that someone not from Russia and CIS knows this word
I knew he was gonna find this one
NL feeds my pogs, I feed the algorithm.
they really just put a papers please minigame in this
Basketball was literally basketball from the junkyard simulation game. (Don't know name)
this game is sooooo cursed
Mathas JAILED??
NL playing Shawshank Redemption before watching it
The new escape from tarkov update is looking great.
This is great!
Velcome to the great country of arstotska next one ... papers please
Haha haha @11:17
What hockey team does NL go for
Praise be to the egg!
Blunts always go well with NL content
I only use Palm Tree Men because Palm Tree Girls love Palm Tree Guys
I love you more than my dad
We need more
Let’s goooooo!!!! Pogged for new content!
60 Days in, Egg edition.
NL is the guy in the first season that purposely gets sent to solitary confinement.
More like basketball simulator.
20:36 just like irl in America
EGG GAME GOOD PLAY MORE
Don't drop the egg
my man hasn't seen mathas on a while huh lol
I just pogged my pants :-/
This is like a half step above Slav jank.
Why are we here
Hey... drop a frame?
1 out of 9 videos is not an Issac video... I think he has lost it....
Oh no, moments of this video are so very very horrible.
This has the be the absolute worst game I’ve ever seen and the gun cleaning o Lordy have mercy and the sights are folded down I’m done
Yo what up egg mane play exanima plz
Тушёнка?
pog
Algoritm
I way thought this was Prison Simulator from the perspective of ... y'know, the prisoners. Kinda who cares about it from the perspective of, not even the boss, like Prison Architect? But just some rando guard? I mean I'm gonna keep watching, but I am somewhat disappointed, through no fault of NL's.
I don't really see why playing a Guard is so much less interesting than a prisoner.
@@evangelosvasiliades1204 He doesn't have to be there. That's why. It's inherently less interesting, because he's there because it's his job that he chose to have.
If you're in jail as a prisoner, you're there against your will, most likely. You're there trying to survive the experience you didn't choose to have.
Man throws around the word inherently when he has no friggin idea what it means
@@lucasnadamas9317 Oh are you one of those idiots that needs people to put "in my opinion" after everything otherwise they yell about subjectivity
@@Szanth What are you talking about go look up the word inherently
This is awful. And not the good kind of awful...
I've been a fan for years and I like your content a lot. I don't like this video because I think it's unfair you are profiting off of role playing prisoner abuse.
Heyy, drop a soap on the ground?
wow this game is garbage