that would be hilarious the guy asks whats your opinion on illegal immigration and he talks for a while the inverviewer is like "what about you Ackerman?" "Attack Dogs"
I don't know what I'm more ashamed of, that I bought Red Alert 3 a long time ago and I don't think I played it through or that I didn't immediately recognise this voice when I heard Cave Johnson for the first time. I knew something was going on.
When people ask about my position on illegal immigration, I have two words. Combustible lemons. No walls, no turrets, no army of mantis men, just lemons. Combustible lemons. It's time for people to learn that this freedom doesn't come for free. Vote for me. For science.
When Nikolai and Cherdenko traveled back and time and killed Einstein they created a time paradox where Schillenger got his parole and became president.
“You want hope; Keep dreaming. You want change; put out your cup. You want freedom; vote for me? But you know what I want the most? *PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!* “
He's got my vote! If J.K. Simmons in character as President Ackerman doesn't officially announce his candidacy I'm putting him in as a write-in candidate in the next election.
“You want hope; Keep dreaming. You want change; put out your cup. You want freedom; vote for me? But you know what I want the most? *PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!*
I unironically want Ackerman to be the President. At least we wouldn't have to worry about the President being a wet blanket when it comes to Russian aggression. . .
holy shit how have I not seen these before!? Also can we pause for a moment and reflect on how amazing Tim Curry is that he's able to steal the show from J.K. Simmons...
The real threat to America isn't Soviet tanks or weird anime esqsue Imperial Japan, but Spider-Man. We need pictures of him right now.
Shut Up Beecher Lol We all Know its ever racial epithet the internet will not let you say now days. (Note This Is A Joke Not Aimed At You)
Spiderman is a communist agent, its as simple as that
@@AquaFan1998 why do you think he has red in his suit?
@@AquaFan1998 ruclips.net/video/yytbDZrw1jc/видео.html
@@NotDuncan its a goddamn joke dude lol
J.K. Simmons is a flippin' meme machine. Red Alert 3, Portal 2, Spider-man movies, Invincible, Whiplash, etc...
And the yellow m&m
Farmers Insurance ads...
I found out cave johnson was him a little while ago and it made so much sense immediately
You want hope? Keep dreaming. You want change? Put out your cup. You want freedom? Vote for me.
Cave Johnson, for president
You want forgiveness? Get religion.
You want lemons? Make life take back the lemons! You want pictures? *GET PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!*
I can only think of Cave Johnson with his voice! And pictures of Spiderman.
Abso-fucking-lutely!
I'd vote for J Jonah Jameson, creator of Aperature Science and the best Jazz Orchestra Conductor I know.
Was he rushing or was he dragging?
And he is surprisingly good at managing a newspaper company!
And is secretly a warrior of an alien empire wanting to conquer earth for his planet's empire
His dialogue has aged beautifully.
Because of Ukraine?
Attack dogs!
I voted for him. No joke. Best candidate ever.
Me Too
@@somebody700 I hope they all vote.
I would vote Shillinger. ShillinGER.
My vote casted
That weird alternate reality where Cave Johnson never poisoned himself with moon dust and ran for President.
that would be hilarious the guy asks whats your opinion on illegal immigration and he talks for a while the inverviewer is like "what about you Ackerman?" "Attack Dogs"
How about an ARMY OF MANTIS MEN
Well, if Cave Johnson says to vote for him I damn well ain't gonna say no. I don't want no lemons burning my damn house down
When you're not advancing fast enough on the front lines.
Ackerman: Not quite my tempo.
Ackerman 2024!
Stanford Pines being president...
Well, I guess in this timeline he took Bill's offer.
This is even more hilarious because of the irony - Obama promised both HOPE and CHANGE, two things that mr. Howard T. Ackerman covered nicely here :D
attack dogs, but what about combustible lemons that burn your house down?
How about an ARMY OF MANTIS MEN
@@RobotsEverywhereVideos *picks up rifle, follows yellow line*
Vote for President Omni-Man. Anything else means the total and utter demise of your planet....at his hands.
Keep his tempo, if you want to live.
WAS HE RUSHING OR WAS HE DRAGGING?!
Ackerman/Johnson 2016!
I heard he was endorsed by the Daily Bugle!
2024
"I need pictures of Yuriko commander!"
crap.....crap....crap.... i'll give you a hundred dollars
“We is she, shy? We can get a picture of Spider-Man in a thong, surely we can picture of the Commander!”
I would totally vote for Cave Johnson to be president.
Ackerman knew RA3 early game (mostly) consists of just attack dogs.
I don't know what I'm more ashamed of, that I bought Red Alert 3 a long time ago and I don't think I played it through or that I didn't immediately recognise this voice when I heard Cave Johnson for the first time. I knew something was going on.
He doesn't want your damn lemons, he wants pictures of Spiderman.
“freedom, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, apple pie… Did I say freedom?” -President Ackerman
I don't want your damn lemons!
Illegal immigration... no walls?
Damn they predicted Trump!
Nah, Trump tried to do walls(like had been done previously to no success). Ackerman had the right idea.
@@InfernosReaper id just use land mines. Or armored Dolphins
@@AzguardMike the dolphins are for stopping drug trafficking submarines, but I suppose they could take out a barge or something, too.
@@AzguardMike : Armored dolphins are too expensive. We already got Battle Bears.
@@InfernosReaper trumps walls were working, thats why bidumb literally removed them
When people ask about my position on illegal immigration, I have two words. Combustible lemons. No walls, no turrets, no army of mantis men, just lemons. Combustible lemons. It's time for people to learn that this freedom doesn't come for free. Vote for me. For science.
Brought to you by Aperture science Political R&D
And sponsored by the Daily Bugle
Give this man an Oscar!
Don't give him an Oscar. Give him the presidency of America!!
@@thewatcherinthecloud "Godamnit I don't want pictures of Top Secret location in Russia I want pictures of Spiderman!"
@@thewatcherinthecloud Give him combustible lemons!
Nah, give him lemons.
Imagine this kind of humour in 2024
I would totally vote for this guy.
this doesn't fell like EA it feels like valve
this is back when EA was good rip
When Nikolai and Cherdenko traveled back and time and killed Einstein they created a time paradox where Schillenger got his parole and became president.
This is starting to feel like the 2020 presidential race
Pretty much. Writing political satire seems like a tough job, nowadays...
@@MTdaBlacking I think Babylon Bee is going to run out of bussiness real soon.
Omniman’s got my vote
The music at the end of each ad is "Battle Hymn of the Republic".
I'm Cave Johnson, we're done here.
“You want hope; Keep dreaming. You want change; put out your cup. You want freedom; vote for me? But you know what I want the most? *PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!* “
allied weapon: combustible lemons :D
Hes got my vote for 2016 :)
You...you had no idea....
Happy B-day. J.K.
Ah. So J Jonah Jameson's lost son is Levi Ackerman. No wonder.
Just dogs. ATTACK DOGS!
Plot twist: it's Cave Johnson in disguise
He has my vote for the next civil war, the next Cold War, and then subsequently thereafter the next world war that’s for damn sure!
He's got my vote! If J.K. Simmons in character as President Ackerman doesn't officially announce his candidacy I'm putting him in as a write-in candidate in the next election.
If Omniman gave up on conquering Earth for Viltrum and ran for president to protect it instead.
Nolan Grayson for OmniPresident.
vote for me if you wanna live
omni-man choose politics to conquer when violence doesn't work
He's got my vote
alright, you won! you dont have to kill me for it!
-And comrade Cherdenko, what is your position on the illegal emigration?
-Two words - Tesla Coils.
I see where valve got the idea for cave Johnson
One Shame, with a side order of Suck it, coming right up!
He now makes people think
think VOTER THINK!
Best Superweapon ever.....
Combustible Lemons...
Remember when this was parody?
"No walls, no permits, just dogs. Attack dogs."
his secret weapon project: combustible lemons
I would vote for him
When J Jonah Jameson became president
[0:08] Yes we can!
A certain saviour of NicoNicoDouga: "Ass we can!"
Ackerman 2020! Wohoo!
“You want hope; Keep dreaming. You want change; put out your cup. You want freedom; vote for me? But you know what I want the most? *PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!*
Imagine seeing this AD and knowing it's for a video game
J. Jonah Jameson, President Howard Ackerman and Airbending Master Tenzin... I tip my hat to you, JK Simmons!
If Simmons ran with this personality, he’d have a good a shot at the big desk methinks
I unironically want Ackerman to be the President. At least we wouldn't have to worry about the President being a wet blanket when it comes to Russian aggression. . .
Remember, at the end of the day Ackerman turned out to be (((Japanese))) robot.
Ackerman2020
the only candidate we need
AU where Cave Johnson Survived.
When did Grunkle Ford become President?
You know what Ackerman, peace through power!
Peace through power > Screw them all.
jk simmons would be a better prez then trump we agree
You have my Vote
President Ackerman, your in a computer game. Turn off the harddrive right now, the mission is over.
I see they got this guy to write Trump's speeches
This the guy from whiplash
I'd vote for him!!
These Jameson variants are getting out of hand.
Well he'd have my vote
this guy rocks
oooooh I see now where Trump got inspiration XD
Did i say freedom ? i mean attack dogs
Vote for me (Ackerman) if you want Kai and his Jade Blades to win against Shifu's Dragon Warriors.
holy shit how have I not seen these before!?
Also can we pause for a moment and reflect on how amazing Tim Curry is that he's able to steal the show from J.K. Simmons...
Most of the time they are not on screen together. It's easy to steal the show when your main competition isn't present.
If you want hope, keep dreaming.
Also BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Not quite my tempo.
He would so easily give the Lemon speech in this role :P
Where is spiderman
Not quite my tempo
I don't want your votes, I want pictures of Spider-Man.
Not quite my tempo...
Cave Johnson for President!
President Cave Johnson
i didn't know Cave Johnson ran for president
I want what he's making for dinner
Jameson 2020
Vote for me, or I'll burn your house down...with the lemons.