Mean Tweets - Political Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2020
  • While the Presidency and even Democracy hangs in the balance, we know one thing for sure, that the internet is terrible and caused all of this. Social media is trying to kill us. So, as we near the end of an exhausting election we asked some well-known names from the world of politics to read some of the worst things ever written about them. Here is an all-new politics edition of #MeanTweets with Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Ted Cruz, Andrew Yang, Anthony Scaramucci, Nancy Pelosi, Cory Booker, John Kerry, Al Franken, John Kasich, Pete Buttigieg, Adam Schiff, and Mike Bloomberg.
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  • @colehalford1893
    @colehalford1893 3 года назад +12779

    “First of all it’s not a hyphen, but secondly WTF? You’re the President of the United States!”

    • @lilyrichardson1825
      @lilyrichardson1825 3 года назад +131

      Even talked trash, Bernie always sends his words. Respect!

    • @abhiv7279
      @abhiv7279 3 года назад +59

      Not for long now.

    • @enzoli23
      @enzoli23 3 года назад +97

      also he mistyped "describing" :D

    • @rico6546
      @rico6546 3 года назад +25

      @@enzoli23 missed that, good eye.

    • @douglasrau5094
      @douglasrau5094 3 года назад +41

      WE DON’T HAVE TO SAY THAT ANY MORE!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!

  • @cristinavg7630
    @cristinavg7630 3 года назад +8054

    The fact that Jimmy Kimmel got politicians to do this lmao

    • @tinyshawn1991
      @tinyshawn1991 3 года назад +64

      Literally lmao

    • @truthsupreme
      @truthsupreme 3 года назад +221

      Ted Cruz is one confident bastard

    • @truthsupreme
      @truthsupreme 3 года назад +135

      Too bad he couldn't defend his wife from Trump

    • @jessecandiver3391
      @jessecandiver3391 3 года назад +17

      Did you really laugh your ass off

    • @Vamirez
      @Vamirez 3 года назад +86

      I think that Ted Cruz is an evil fish mutant. But he gets a point for participating in this!

  • @et8672
    @et8672 3 года назад +970

    I have to say the Ted Cruz tweet is incredibly descriptive and accurate.

  • @Captain_Subpar
    @Captain_Subpar 3 года назад +679

    The underrated gem of that is Speaker Pelosi reading "Poor Aggies" as "Poo Raggies".

    • @stevecarson4162
      @stevecarson4162 3 года назад +17

      I missed that. Nice catch.

    • @lasaboteuse
      @lasaboteuse 3 года назад +35

      "Is that how many napkins you have, Poo?"

    • @BB-ed4om
      @BB-ed4om 2 года назад +5

      It’s poo raggies

    • @WBKimmons
      @WBKimmons 2 года назад

      Lmao didn’t realize that

    • @odradekk
      @odradekk 2 года назад +3

      She can’t do nothing about poor America, can’t even read the word.

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 3 года назад +22581

    I love how Bernie responded to the tweet by making it about how Walmart employees deserve better wages. It was equal parts funny and kind.

    • @HisameArtwork
      @HisameArtwork 3 года назад +230

      yeah the rest mostly had stupid replies, like Nancy Pelosi. I wonder if Ted Cruise chose that mean tween or the Kimmel staff, because it was hilarious.

    • @brockrock2359
      @brockrock2359 3 года назад +32

      @@HisameArtwork John Kerry's wasn't that bad lol

    • @HisameArtwork
      @HisameArtwork 3 года назад +15

      @@brockrock2359 ah yeah, I had to google who he was, by face alone I thought he was just Pelosi's husband cuz I've only seen him next to her like furniture.

    • @brockrock2359
      @brockrock2359 3 года назад +21

      @@HisameArtwork this is probably the first time in seeing his picture/video since 2004
      I just knew him as that guy that lost to bush back in 4th grade
      Simpler times

    • @franzliechtmann6447
      @franzliechtmann6447 3 года назад +5

      @@HisameArtwork damn, you're young, aren't you?

  • @JBades6310
    @JBades6310 3 года назад +6216

    Ironically, the most incoherent tweet was from the president of the United States

    • @arnv4487
      @arnv4487 3 года назад +174

      @Scourge Purger Get it Scourge

    • @arnv4487
      @arnv4487 3 года назад +21

      @lbvl0mc 99 end*

    • @aliceramenhead
      @aliceramenhead 3 года назад +57

      @@arnv4487 get you a wingman who'll hype you up like Arnv

    • @2DRonaldo
      @2DRonaldo 3 года назад +3

      But to the Natives..... Cofefee!

    • @lemongingerchan2853
      @lemongingerchan2853 3 года назад

      @@arnv4487 haha , u remind me of my friend

  • @TroIIingThemSoftly
    @TroIIingThemSoftly 3 года назад +134

    To be fair, the one about Ted Cruz was 100% spot-on. Also, Schiff's response was brutal LOL.

  • @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet
    @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet 3 года назад +93

    The Anthony Scaramucci tweet had me dying of laughter. And when he said "somebody's on serious drugs right now" I almost choked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @najmanur7935
    @najmanur7935 3 года назад +12644

    “Have you seen our current president’s hair” 😂🤣😂

  • @larrybart7633
    @larrybart7633 3 года назад +6097

    funny how a “mean tweet” was from our last president.

    • @bt2149
      @bt2149 3 года назад +126

      Do you mean our current president? If you're talking about Trump, then yes, he's still our president.

    • @larrybart7633
      @larrybart7633 3 года назад +477

      @@bt2149 He lost. Come back to this in two months XD

    • @jasonmilly3320
      @jasonmilly3320 3 года назад +51

      I wouldn't even call it mean. But this is Jimmy Kimmel (a liberal) so a lot of things seem mean to those kinda people...forget the fact they're the ones eradicating all the native american/black names and logos. It's almost like they want it to be a white country. After all, their man Joe Biden does like the idea of segregation. He'd prefer kids in his family don't attend a "racial jungle" of a school. And raising taxes...yeah that's gonna help already struggling communities...

    • @larrybart7633
      @larrybart7633 3 года назад +150

      @@jasonmilly3320 disliked the ignorant comment

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 3 года назад +111

      @@bt2149 No need to be a sore loser AND whiny

  • @robbiedreasher1868
    @robbiedreasher1868 3 года назад +436

    Nancy Pelosi holds the phone like my mom when I’m showing her a meme.

    • @buddy3635
      @buddy3635 3 года назад +11

      Facts😂😂😂

    • @mitchellcampbell9242
      @mitchellcampbell9242 2 года назад +6

      At first glance, a very quick glance, I thought “when I’m showering with her”

    • @rocknrollmilitant
      @rocknrollmilitant 2 года назад

      Tweet that! Maybe they'll use it.

    • @briceswope3800
      @briceswope3800 Год назад +2

      @@buddy3635 She's 800 years old.

    • @genekendrick679
      @genekendrick679 2 месяца назад

      Yeah she's a dinosaur what do you expect

  • @trinabyrd9598
    @trinabyrd9598 3 года назад +515

    Bernie's response was hilarious because he didn't even take the time to be offended or react to the joke! 😂😂😂 He just went right back into policy. The most accidentally hilarious hero I know. Maybe it's just me. 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @Phl3xable
      @Phl3xable 3 года назад +2

      It's a shame his policies will destroy the economy.

    • @UmarTahir
      @UmarTahir 3 года назад +18

      @@Phl3xable Sure, because Trump did a great job, right? Trump lost the election by the way

    • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
      @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 2 года назад

      He's like "here's our chance!"

    • @garthornspike3648
      @garthornspike3648 2 года назад

      Yeah, It's just you.

  • @Avi0107
    @Avi0107 3 года назад +22346

    Bernie is adorable...talks policies while responding to mean tweet.

    • @redmage7716
      @redmage7716 3 года назад +583

      That man knows how to stay on message.

    • @Weightingtablesafter
      @Weightingtablesafter 3 года назад +130

      Whereas other politicians will not talk about policy if their lives depended on it. Remember cackling kamala? She was dying laughing because the journalist dared ask her about policy. She was like what do you mean what kind of policy do i support LETS TALK ABOUT THE COLOR OF MY SKIN AND OH I LIKE HIP HOP. pathetic.

    • @Infamous1892
      @Infamous1892 3 года назад +21

      Cause Bernie wants that money no matter what.

    • @LD-tn6ff
      @LD-tn6ff 3 года назад +17

      @@Weightingtablesafter eh, I wouldn’t actually consider Bernie a policy expert or wonk whatsoever. He’s far more of an ideologue that stays on message about moral rights and where he wants to be, rather than substantive and strategy surrounding policy.

    • @LD-tn6ff
      @LD-tn6ff 3 года назад +2

      @@Weightingtablesafter eh, I wouldn’t actually consider Bernie a policy expert or wonk whatsoever. He’s far more of an ideologue that stays on message about moral rights and where he wants to be, rather than substantive and strategy surrounding policy.

  • @doyle6018
    @doyle6018 3 года назад +7364

    That is the exact way I would imagine Nancy Pelosi would hold a phone.

    • @keagan5379
      @keagan5379 3 года назад +209

      If I was given 3 wishes from a genie, my first 2 would be to make Pelosi and McConnell disappear.

    • @real_aswin
      @real_aswin 3 года назад +35

      @@keagan5379 based

    • @wowo1005
      @wowo1005 3 года назад +70

      @@keagan5379 the third one would be to remove lindsey graham

    • @andrewf4543
      @andrewf4543 3 года назад +9

      Which of them held it differently?

    • @dazzjinx2021
      @dazzjinx2021 3 года назад +1

      @@keagan5379 based

  • @shawneecenicero8542
    @shawneecenicero8542 3 года назад +80

    “If a cold lasagna on a sopranos dvd made a wish upon a star to be real boy” I am DEAD

    • @pleappleappleap
      @pleappleappleap 2 года назад

      If I were Scaramooch, I'd have shrugged and said, "fair enough". He'd have to have a sense of humor.

    • @reidal666
      @reidal666 2 года назад

      The best

  • @JC201039
    @JC201039 3 года назад +36

    That Scaramucci one is absolute gold xD

    • @musicandpoetry_8
      @musicandpoetry_8 11 месяцев назад

      That person was on serious drugs 🙄🙄 like you have to be on drugs to come up with a stupid weird comment

  • @toontrooper4103
    @toontrooper4103 3 года назад +11289

    Lmao I love Bernie reminding everyone that they deserve a living wage and healthcare. It may seem cheesy but I love that he continues to push no matter what's been thrown against him.

    • @jamesordner1368
      @jamesordner1368 3 года назад +41

      People are going to be surprised when there are less jobs and all the Walmart checkout lines are automated. Walmart wins, people with few skills lose.

    • @sweetestaphrodite
      @sweetestaphrodite 3 года назад +62

      he deserves a hug 🥺🥺

    • @paweldylik190
      @paweldylik190 3 года назад +32

      This should be a requirement for politicians. Like a weekly thing maybe they’d chill tf out

    • @Airman241
      @Airman241 3 года назад +9

      but he is wrong, Wal-mart does have benefits and pays above average for retail

    • @trentirvin2008
      @trentirvin2008 3 года назад +60

      @@Airman241 above average isnt a living wage

  • @3laa163
    @3laa163 3 года назад +7426

    Bernie’s reply is so wholesome

    • @pm-of9yl
      @pm-of9yl 3 года назад +8

      K

    • @Airman241
      @Airman241 3 года назад +9

      but he is wrong Wal-mart pays above-average for retail and does provide benefits

    • @adrijan6510
      @adrijan6510 3 года назад +77

      @@Airman241 still alot of people in Walmart get paid less than 15 an hour

    • @HerveBoisde
      @HerveBoisde 3 года назад +71

      @@Airman241 Above average is still poverty wages

    • @pablopaiz2795
      @pablopaiz2795 3 года назад +14

      @Dan Renolds lets be honest we all did!

  • @mikec7812
    @mikec7812 3 года назад +42

    Adam's read should have been ordered last. The audience needed time to give a standing ovation in roaring laughter for that reaction.

  • @calebrose4607
    @calebrose4607 3 года назад +36

    hearing Mike Bloomberg say he likes Nickleback is an insult to Nickleback.

  • @CalvinLimuel
    @CalvinLimuel 3 года назад +5659

    Bloomberg: "I like Nickelback."
    Kimmel: "That explains a lot."

    • @BlueMHart
      @BlueMHart 3 года назад +47

      That was my exact reaction to hearing him say that, before I even heard Kimmel say it.

    • @TJ-fe7rr
      @TJ-fe7rr 3 года назад +3

      Whenever someone says "I like Nickelback." I suddenly feel sick, even typing it is hard for me

    • @cristinitao
      @cristinitao 3 года назад +8

      Excuse me, but Photograph slaps 😩🔥

    • @MegaKitty1983
      @MegaKitty1983 3 года назад

      Said out loud: Of course you do

    • @jenbeery7918
      @jenbeery7918 3 года назад +4

      @@TJ-fe7rr I like Nickelback
      Hope u puke 😂😂😂

  • @bmukiday
    @bmukiday 3 года назад +4650

    Even talked trash, Bernie always sends his words. Respect!

    • @noisyguest5249
      @noisyguest5249 3 года назад +29

      Yes,hope he lives long like Elizabeth 2

    • @Infamous1892
      @Infamous1892 3 года назад +11

      Bernie Sanders is the type of man to tell you you're wrong for supporting yourself while he sits back in one of his three Millionaire houses.

    • @RandomPerson-ln6sg
      @RandomPerson-ln6sg 3 года назад +46

      @@Infamous1892 nothing wrong with being a millionaire lol it's the people with over a billion that are greedy dragons sitting on a pile of gold

    • @storksforever2000
      @storksforever2000 3 года назад +30

      @@Infamous1892 That's literally the opposite of what he said. You've been watching too much Fox.

    • @melissas6208
      @melissas6208 3 года назад +19

      @@Infamous1892 There is a huge difference between a millionaire & billionaire.. We pay more taxes then some of these billionaire and then their employees get paid so little they on food stamps..

  • @jeremywiley5242
    @jeremywiley5242 3 года назад +20

    Bro Ted Cruz was just like “yup, you got me” lol

  • @andrewdouglass6885
    @andrewdouglass6885 3 года назад +48

    "That comes from poo raggies" - Pelosi
    Clearly it is "Poor Aggies" but I kinda like that as a new nickname

  • @HippoShemp
    @HippoShemp 3 года назад +4136

    Love how Bernie was able to shoehorn some good policy into his response. He's too precious.

    • @roybarron5289
      @roybarron5289 3 года назад +35

      BERNIE! BERNIE! BERNIE!

    • @swedishbob_7315
      @swedishbob_7315 3 года назад +16

      Too bad he's getting on in age he would make a good President 2024 :)

    • @roybarron5289
      @roybarron5289 3 года назад +35

      @@swedishbob_7315 Yeah too late now he was cheated twice

    • @RossL1946
      @RossL1946 3 года назад +4

      It was time for the nursing home years ago, or even his beloved Russia! Absolute idiot!

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 3 года назад +18

      @@RossL1946 : Russia, Iran, North Korea. All devout trump supporters, just like you.

  • @austinofford9611
    @austinofford9611 3 года назад +1880

    Bernie Sanders still fighting for Americans

  • @unbekannteruser2418
    @unbekannteruser2418 3 года назад +37

    "Mount Rushmore here I come!"
    Soo underrated.

    • @colbyvanorsow4096
      @colbyvanorsow4096 2 года назад +1

      If Mount Rushmore had the 4 biggest hipocrites from the COVID pandemic, he’d be up there.

    • @joeyharper4976
      @joeyharper4976 Год назад

      ​@@colbyvanorsow4096Same with AOC, Nancy pelosi, and the Biden administration.

  • @danielhainline8882
    @danielhainline8882 3 года назад +93

    I have one for Ted Cruz: Ted Cruz is the type of man who would go on vacation to Mexico while the Texans who counted on him freeze to death in Texas!

    • @defox5019
      @defox5019 3 года назад +2

      You said it!

    • @gumdrop6267
      @gumdrop6267 3 года назад +3

      So accurate XD
      I wonder if he saw the saddest border wall in history crumbling while he was on the plane

    • @gumdrop6267
      @gumdrop6267 2 года назад

      @Anti Gacha Comrade stay mad, also who's to say it's not good for adolescents to know what's happening around them? I sure would hate to be completely clueless

    • @gumdrop6267
      @gumdrop6267 2 года назад

      @Anti Gacha Comrade that's an unfair generalization, and a bit condescending as well. If you think so lowly of young people, why interact with them? I personally value maturity over age, but I certainly can't stop you from doing otherwise.

    • @gumdrop6267
      @gumdrop6267 2 года назад

      @Anti Gacha Comrade not especially, just thanks for hearing me out

  • @swindle2240
    @swindle2240 3 года назад +8900

    This country needs Bernie but it just doesn’t deserve him.

    • @cyansloth1763
      @cyansloth1763 3 года назад +168

      This is the sad facts.

    • @gjorski9714
      @gjorski9714 3 года назад +52

      Hell, we don't need him but after all the crap this nation has pulled we might deserve him

    • @SW.Productions
      @SW.Productions 3 года назад +110

      Nah bro I’m not tryna pay $1 million for a 2 bedroom apartment

    • @mooglare
      @mooglare 3 года назад +143

      we failed him not once but twice 😭 it should have been him

    • @avinashsingh8977
      @avinashsingh8977 3 года назад +115

      Man is a socialist. We don't need that

  • @-itvara-
    @-itvara- 3 года назад +37

    John Kerry looks like he would be a sci-fi movie president.

  • @treepinx7324
    @treepinx7324 3 года назад +233

    Why does Ted Cruz get to read the nicest thing anyone's ever said about him? That doesn't seem fair.

    • @HerbalMoon17
      @HerbalMoon17 3 года назад +5

      OMG, the comparison to Templeton was fantastic!

    • @memphismafia5167
      @memphismafia5167 3 года назад +4

      Because Cruz is the nicest guy in politics. Demorat or Republican

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 3 года назад +32

      @@memphismafia5167 You're obviously a troll. Every one of your comments I've seen are at least this terrible.

    • @YourLocalCopiumDealer
      @YourLocalCopiumDealer 3 года назад +8

      I kinda respect him for going on a liberal show as a republican to mock himself. Didn't see any other republican senators out there.

    • @gumdrop6267
      @gumdrop6267 3 года назад

      @Nero Metal I thought that too lol

  • @katerinaluv2806
    @katerinaluv2806 3 года назад +3698

    Bloomberg: “I like Nickelback”
    Of course you do.

    • @livs9677
      @livs9677 3 года назад +79

      I literally said that out loud while watching

    • @joesssaucey
      @joesssaucey 3 года назад +24

      I WAS HEADED STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENTS TO SAY THISHUSHUDH

    • @devilpupbear09
      @devilpupbear09 3 года назад +23

      Look at this photograph!

    • @ihaveamnesiaanddejavu6450
      @ihaveamnesiaanddejavu6450 3 года назад +5

      Funny, because of course you dont

    • @ImBatman-dk8eh
      @ImBatman-dk8eh 3 года назад +14

      Yoda: And that is why you fail.

  • @isaiahwakeen3539
    @isaiahwakeen3539 2 года назад +16

    The Anthony Scarmucci thing was the hardest I've laughed in all mean tweets

  • @sbeve6559
    @sbeve6559 2 года назад +12

    Honestly this is what we need more of in our political climate. Everyone just taking the piss out of themselves. Brilliant.

  • @jackwhitehead4149
    @jackwhitehead4149 3 года назад +3425

    Andrew Yang was quick af “Have you seen our current president’s hair?”

    • @chriskies5016
      @chriskies5016 3 года назад +47

      Almost like he had a writer feeding him the lines or something.

    • @jackwhitehead4149
      @jackwhitehead4149 3 года назад +98

      @@chriskies5016 Idk man, some of the Mean Tweets are so boring where the celebrity will read it and just go like "oh, wow"
      So I feel like it might not actually be scripted ya feel

    • @chriskies5016
      @chriskies5016 3 года назад +7

      @@jackwhitehead4149 I get what you’re saying. I can’t imagine they’d let people go on the show with free reign to say whatever they’d want. It may be a collaboration.

    • @thaplug9644
      @thaplug9644 3 года назад +4

      @@chriskies5016 Have you ever tried to look up the names of the people?

    • @chriskies5016
      @chriskies5016 3 года назад +4

      @@thaplug9644 honestly, no. Are they made up?

  • @TrangNguyen-se2gw
    @TrangNguyen-se2gw 3 года назад +839

    Bernie’s always on brand. Love him or hate him, he believes what he says.

    • @RussellNelson
      @RussellNelson 3 года назад +2

      That's the truly horrifying aspect -- he really thinks that he can run the economy. Of course, so does Biden and so did Trump.

    • @TRtherocknroller
      @TRtherocknroller 3 года назад +6

      One of the few people still capable of civilized political discussion

  • @liliantyra2761
    @liliantyra2761 2 года назад +5

    Bloomberg liking Nickelback is hilarious and he walked right into the point with it 😂

  • @MissMayK
    @MissMayK 3 года назад +6

    That Anthony Scaramucchi comment tho ... actually tears 🤣

  • @candybobandy
    @candybobandy 3 года назад +1934

    whoever said pete looks like howdy doody if he was a narc... you’re absolutely right

    • @moonnugget4598
      @moonnugget4598 3 года назад +25

      I almost spit out my tea! lmbao

    • @evanbell
      @evanbell 3 года назад +26

      Yeah that was the only one that made me burst out laughing

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 3 года назад +9

      The one about Bernie also seemed quite accurate.

    • @michaela6056
      @michaela6056 3 года назад +4

      He looks like Brad Stevens, the head coach of the Celtics

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 2 года назад +1

      How stupid, why not talk about the nine, or ten languages he can speak, or being nabbed as Secretary of Transportation to launch president Biden's Infrastructure Plans.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 3 года назад +499

    Bernie never passes up an opportunity to advocate for the working class!!

    • @marla79
      @marla79 3 года назад +10

      Thank you Bernie!

    • @evaniresmith7160
      @evaniresmith7160 3 года назад +10

      Bernie's the man!!

    • @emeryjem
      @emeryjem 3 года назад +5

      To bad he won't be able to run next time but at least AOC will get a chance!

    • @evandasilva1882
      @evandasilva1882 3 года назад

      Lower class ≠ working class

  • @ucproductions5810
    @ucproductions5810 Год назад +3

    The Howdy Doody part with Pete though 🤣🤣

  • @marinadeburgos8666
    @marinadeburgos8666 3 года назад +14

    Bernie Sanders is the kind of man who could watch the whole Snyder Cut without going to the bathroom and make a policy statement about the special effects and edition staff

  • @Jobother
    @Jobother 3 года назад +1251

    I see you posting Bernie in the thumbnail knowing hes the one everyone wants to see.

  • @DiaryofAWarrior
    @DiaryofAWarrior 3 года назад +5

    1:42 😂😕😂🙃 Wtf

  • @God_Is_An_Atheist
    @God_Is_An_Atheist 3 года назад +6

    Even for "Mean Tweets" Bernie can't stop being principled. I love him.

  • @racistgirrafe
    @racistgirrafe 3 года назад +2394

    Bernie could be in the middle of a knife fight on a sinking crab fishing vessel in the bearing sea and he would still find a way to talk about policy during it. The man is truly passionate about it.

    • @LeoMes01
      @LeoMes01 3 года назад +64

      "In my america if one of us gets stabbed we get low cost healthcare at the cost of the millionahs and bilionahs

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад +19

      There was a Saturday Night Live sketch about that, only it had his distant cousin, Larry David, as him, with the real Sanders as a random passenger.

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 3 года назад +8

      Depends ... ball-bearing sea, or roller-bearing sea?

    • @smareng
      @smareng 3 года назад +3

      That's a skit right there bro.

    • @sexymotherfucker693
      @sexymotherfucker693 3 года назад +9

      Hate to break it to u but he couldn’t give two shits about policy, he’s just a politician

  • @sz9262
    @sz9262 3 года назад +694

    Bernie Sanders spinning his roast into a hope of change makes me happy :')

    • @Alhaitham195
      @Alhaitham195 3 года назад

      LMFAO Liberal

    • @robertusindradjaja4003
      @robertusindradjaja4003 3 года назад +31

      @@Alhaitham195 So wanting fair salaries makes somebody a liberal? Ok

    • @DOLsenior
      @DOLsenior 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @cpotisch
      @cpotisch 3 года назад +15

      @@robertusindradjaja4003 The fact that that's the assumption should speak volumes about the Republican party.

    • @CS_GOD64
      @CS_GOD64 3 года назад +2

      @@Alhaitham195 Found the guy who drank all the Kool-Aid.

  • @awaxinthewest
    @awaxinthewest Год назад +6

    The Anthony Scaramucci part is so accurate!😂

  • @sawyersmith96
    @sawyersmith96 3 года назад +5

    1:35
    Dang teddy rosevelt is looking rough

  • @cleverhandle420
    @cleverhandle420 3 года назад +751

    This should be a requirement for politicians. Like a weekly thing maybe they’d chill tf out

  • @amaizinggirlzfairy
    @amaizinggirlzfairy 3 года назад +2436

    There needs to be a new “politicians read mean tweets” 2020 edition. That will be awesome.

    • @oliviacarter2934
      @oliviacarter2934 3 года назад +46

      It is 2020 though-

    • @amaizinggirlzfairy
      @amaizinggirlzfairy 3 года назад +27

      @roninxnomad I’m aware that we are in 2020 but I meant different politicians of this year that haven’t been yet on it. Hopefully I didn’t confuse nobody; my apologies if I have.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 3 года назад +18

      This was probably the limit of politicians that would willingly do this to be fair.

    • @nobis_kid623
      @nobis_kid623 3 года назад +12

      Ted Cruz looks like he has been depressed his whole life....

    • @matthewramirez8412
      @matthewramirez8412 3 года назад +6

      “If a cold lasagna on a sopranos dvd made a wish upon a star to be real boy” I am DEAD

  • @pac-vy1nj
    @pac-vy1nj 3 года назад +9

    1:19 wow john carry red that whole tweet by just glancing at it.
    That was amazing.

  • @jakestroll6518
    @jakestroll6518 3 года назад +10

    "Is that how many napkins YOU have, dear?". No wonder she's the boss. Cold blooded😂

  • @oneeyedghoul2396
    @oneeyedghoul2396 3 года назад +1508

    I'm not American, but even I'm getting anxiety upon this election. Good luck you guys

    • @diegoa137
      @diegoa137 3 года назад +34

      It might get messy with the recounts and challenges by the Trump team

    • @doyoulikedags3534
      @doyoulikedags3534 3 года назад +33

      You're right to be anxious, because the politics of the world's most powerful country in terms of firepower and trade can have some profound effects on the rest of us.

    • @ShakShak1999
      @ShakShak1999 3 года назад +6

      Thank u

    • @kelss2023
      @kelss2023 3 года назад +8

      We certainly need it.

    • @fenixrising1972
      @fenixrising1972 3 года назад +15

      I think most of us are just burnt out now.

  • @carlosinda3553
    @carlosinda3553 3 года назад +559

    We need more politicians to poke fun at themselves.

    • @slimeball4l540
      @slimeball4l540 3 года назад +3

      this was lame tho wasn't even that funny

    • @Mirach84
      @Mirach84 3 года назад

      They weren't poking fun at themselves... They were reading scripted reactions on a prime time tv show in order to reach a big audience and look more relatable.

    • @jaytat4219
      @jaytat4219 3 года назад +2

      "Have you seen our current president's hair?" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hannahb9864
      @hannahb9864 3 года назад +2

      Oh I wish they had trump reading mean tweets 🤣

  • @RPKD88
    @RPKD88 3 года назад +52

    Bernie is so wonderful. Too good for this world.

  • @kumbaya69421
    @kumbaya69421 3 года назад +11

    This was actually the first time I laughed in a Jimmy Kimmel episode since 2016

  • @haidere4396
    @haidere4396 3 года назад +519

    why is no one talking about that john kerry head carved in a mountain tweet ?? that KILLED me 😭😭

  • @alexhebert2497
    @alexhebert2497 3 года назад +14

    I need a whole segment of just Bernie Sanders answering mean tweets, pls Jimmy.

  • @angelorocksful
    @angelorocksful 3 года назад +4

    0:24 Her reaction to the tweet

  • @spongebobsburner6929
    @spongebobsburner6929 3 года назад +4239

    I edited this comment so you have 0 idea what it says now

    • @sirjtkhan795
      @sirjtkhan795 3 года назад +61

      My man Bernie turns EVERYTHING into policy to help the American people! Why can’t he be president?

    • @gergolanyi1470
      @gergolanyi1470 3 года назад +13

      What's wrong with being rich? I get the other two but, rich?

    • @chloebrown9106
      @chloebrown9106 3 года назад +1

      trump likes nickelback too 😂

    • @gergolanyi1470
      @gergolanyi1470 3 года назад

      @@spongebobsburner6929 Well it doesn't seem like his money is giving him an advantage, if anything he's wasting it.

    • @thomaseternal7821
      @thomaseternal7821 3 года назад +1

      @Politics Drama, "look at this photograph every time it makes me laugh".

  • @catcontent
    @catcontent 3 года назад +348

    Even when bernie gets insulted he responds by recommending policies that benefit the working class

  • @lilsam5374
    @lilsam5374 3 года назад +6

    Warrens reaction... 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @WiloPolis03
    @WiloPolis03 3 года назад +59

    *Bloomberg:* "I like Nickleback"
    Damn didn't know this man could get more unlikable

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +608

    "I like Nickleback!"
    -Mike Bloomberg, explaining EVERYTHING.

    • @SaraMcGonagall
      @SaraMcGonagall 3 года назад +1

      What's wrong with that?
      I'm not from USA, can you explain?

    • @BlueBlur24
      @BlueBlur24 3 года назад +14

      @@SaraMcGonagall Nickelback is one of the most hated bands due to their seemingly out-of-date music that only sold well due to overexposure such as their ads, music videos, radio, etc.

    • @SaraMcGonagall
      @SaraMcGonagall 3 года назад +10

      @@BlueBlur24 but they have some nice songs.
      I honestly thought it was some scandal from the way people are talking about them.

    • @Spaghettaboutit
      @Spaghettaboutit 3 года назад +9

      Sarra Martzoka they make bad music and enough of it is in the exact same chord progression and key - so even Nickelback rips themselves off.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 3 года назад +2

      @@SaraMcGonagall nickelback is just a guilty pleasure. Overexposure often has a lot to do with this.
      It sticks in your mind and a lot of people found out they like nickelback. Many comedians did skits on this subject.
      It's what people supposedly had with Trump: People in cities don't brag about voting for Trump, in general. They have families/friends that would burn them to the ground.
      It is why him telling the world that he actually likes nickelback is so very telling. He's tonedeaf on all sides.

  • @mrnonsense1031
    @mrnonsense1031 3 года назад +338

    "Have you seen our *current* president's hair?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mubarakal-hatemi3552
    @mubarakal-hatemi3552 3 года назад +11

    Bernie is the most authentic person to ever lived on earth since prophets

  • @katies3625
    @katies3625 3 года назад +3

    The Ted Cruz one had me dying 😂

  • @tootoo4005
    @tootoo4005 3 года назад +899

    I love Bernie. He deserved to be president but America didn’t deserve him.

  • @coloboard2404
    @coloboard2404 3 года назад +693

    “Poo raggies”
    I think it’s Poor Aggies, Nancy

    • @biancalauren4981
      @biancalauren4981 3 года назад +52

      That had me dying 🤣

    • @HerveBoisde
      @HerveBoisde 3 года назад +44

      She couldnt resist trying to be savage. Her eyes scare me.

    • @indieandsuch
      @indieandsuch 3 года назад +76

      Is that how many napkins you have, Poo? 💀

    • @athecheat
      @athecheat 3 года назад +26

      I saw poo raggies

    • @matthewward7808
      @matthewward7808 3 года назад +6

      @@athecheat you must not be from Texas 😂

  • @Bethany61486
    @Bethany61486 3 года назад +13

    Being from Ohio, I feel the tweet about Kasich and cat piss.

  • @ShinyEvergreens
    @ShinyEvergreens 3 года назад +503

    If you don't like Bernie Sanders I literally don't understand.

    • @Rob_Cary
      @Rob_Cary 3 года назад +33

      Ill remember Bernie and his impact on America for the rest of my life.

    • @izzylandyt
      @izzylandyt 3 года назад +9

      I like Andrew Yang

    • @emmanuel8317
      @emmanuel8317 3 года назад +4

      @@izzylandyt Yang Gang

    • @KN-yk9lp
      @KN-yk9lp 3 года назад +7

      @@izzylandyt That doesn't mean you don't like Bernie.

    • @drummerxkun
      @drummerxkun 3 года назад +2

      @@izzylandyt yang’s a berner

  • @kendallpaige4160
    @kendallpaige4160 3 года назад +63

    Yang's response with "have you seen the current president's hair?" Cracked me up and was easily the best response!

    • @vamanosninja4143
      @vamanosninja4143 3 года назад +2

      Yeah not sure why the audience didn't laugh

    • @kendallpaige4160
      @kendallpaige4160 3 года назад +1

      @@vamanosninja4143 I had to go back and rewatch because I was laughing so hard I didn't notice. Maybe with this year it's just too hard to laugh?

    • @vamanosninja4143
      @vamanosninja4143 3 года назад

      @@kendallpaige4160 they laughed at some

    • @jakeblake415
      @jakeblake415 3 года назад

      @@vamanosninja4143 Probably because that joke is so old and buried into the ground now

  • @blahblahblah3032
    @blahblahblah3032 3 года назад +29

    Looks like Adam Schiff won’t have to read anymore of 45’s tweets anymore.

  • @mattzanti
    @mattzanti 3 года назад +434

    Jimmy’s the only guy who can get politicians to make fun of themselves 😂

    • @alisonfriedman5288
      @alisonfriedman5288 3 года назад +6

      He needs to do a follow-up on this video

    • @carnageasada1
      @carnageasada1 3 года назад

      This was it? Wow. Weak sauce.

    • @tami8458
      @tami8458 3 года назад

      Not exactly. I've seen another politicians mean tweets video, and that was a few years ago.

  • @mmedefarge
    @mmedefarge 3 года назад +472

    Andrew Yang had the best line. Bernie is always Tio Bernie.

    • @TheJeweledBird
      @TheJeweledBird 3 года назад +15

      I think Schiff's was awesome.

    • @mmedefarge
      @mmedefarge 3 года назад +8

      @@TheJeweledBird If that was truly a tweet from The Donald, how sad is that? Trump certainly set himself up for the take-down, whacking down the low-hanging fruit.

    • @armands3153
      @armands3153 3 года назад +2

      @@mmedefarge Well, it truly is a tweet from Donald J Trump.

    • @peanutbutter4435
      @peanutbutter4435 3 года назад +2

      @@mmedefarge what’s sad is that the creator of that tweet is our president

  • @youngali1279
    @youngali1279 3 года назад +1

    Yo I'm from the UK so I don't know a lot of these politicians. But "cold lasagna served on a Sopranos DVD" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joezegers
    @joezegers 3 года назад +1

    “Bernie Sandahs”
    His thick Brooklyn accent alone distinguishes him from other Senators!

  • @elvisarsiniega8921
    @elvisarsiniega8921 3 года назад +329

    John Kasich: “You’re kinda sick aren’t you?”
    😂😂😂 just the way he said it

  • @ryedye335
    @ryedye335 3 года назад +86

    I love how Bernie always tries to make a policy impact!

  • @fernandodavila6208
    @fernandodavila6208 3 года назад +2

    These really make my day... Can't get enough of them. More please!

  • @KeeACNH
    @KeeACNH 3 года назад +186

    I'm a simple person. I see Bernie, I click

    • @RossL1946
      @RossL1946 3 года назад

      Simple AND stupid, imagine that!!

    • @KeeACNH
      @KeeACNH 3 года назад +3

      @schwadaddy81 im from the uk oop-

    • @KeeACNH
      @KeeACNH 3 года назад +9

      @@RossL1946 Hey, dont put yourself down like that! I'm sure someone will one day somehow tolerate you! I know its not easy being on the losing side all the time :/

  • @CmdrTomalak
    @CmdrTomalak 3 года назад +3

    This Mean Tweets section needs it own channel and way more content. Love these!

  • @christopherjustice6411
    @christopherjustice6411 3 года назад +12

    Bernie Sanders seems like the kind of guy who’s still pissed that the Dodgers left Brooklyn.

  • @saucyyikers3877
    @saucyyikers3877 3 года назад +860

    Ted Cruz looks like he has been *depressed his whole life....*

    • @humanman7368
      @humanman7368 3 года назад +117

      I would be too if I was Ted Cruz.

    • @Bullboy_Adventures
      @Bullboy_Adventures 3 года назад +20

      You would too if your real name was Raphael

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 3 года назад +28

      "Sad vampire" is the best descriptor I've heard so far.

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 3 года назад +13

      Wouldn't you be if you were Ted Cruz?

    • @MisterSecurity702
      @MisterSecurity702 3 года назад +15

      Well yeah, the Zodiac Killer doesn't get talked about enough for him! Lmao

  • @calvinjuwono
    @calvinjuwono 3 года назад +600

    Anthony Scaramucci looking like a villain from Men In Black

    • @QweenKoopa-
      @QweenKoopa- 3 года назад +19

      He has that Law n Order SVU scumbag face 🤣

    • @RossL1946
      @RossL1946 3 года назад +4

      I'm surprised he didn't swear his head off.

    • @ankitkasi5595
      @ankitkasi5595 3 года назад +5

      I was thinking more like a character from the godfather

    • @nc178
      @nc178 3 года назад +4

      He could be still be made of cold lasagna tho

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 3 года назад

      SunBurn-You're confusing him with Moscow Mitch.

  • @perrinfan
    @perrinfan 3 года назад +3

    Bernie Sanders is precious to America. The government has been cruel to him.

  • @carlcowan7044
    @carlcowan7044 3 года назад +1

    With what's been happening throughout this chaotic maelstrom of a year that IS 2020, it's good to see they're still making these videos, especially a politics themed one too

  • @smijam361
    @smijam361 3 года назад +246

    Wow I'm actually laughing WITH Ted Cruz for once. Also at Ted Cruz.

  • @malmaller2375
    @malmaller2375 3 года назад +356

    Bernie is in the thumbnail because he's the most popular politician in DC. And yet he never made it to the general both times he ran. America something’s wrong with you.

    • @alfcab
      @alfcab 3 года назад +43

      Establishment outmaneuvered him in the primary and he's just too nice

    • @mayaromer0
      @mayaromer0 3 года назад +1

      she’s?

    • @fathfez7991
      @fathfez7991 3 года назад +1

      How is he a she

    • @RossL1946
      @RossL1946 3 года назад

      Somethings wrong with Bernie!!

    • @brucewayne4585
      @brucewayne4585 3 года назад +4

      Don't you mean something is wrong with the Democratic party for jerking the rug out from under him? I don't know why anyone bothers to vote in the Democratic primary with superdelegates in play.

  • @l_____2221
    @l_____2221 3 года назад +45

    In America when someone makes a joke about politician
    Politician : laughs it off
    In India when someone makes a joke about politician
    Politician : so you have chosen death

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 3 года назад

      Politicians are revered in India. Some of them are even ex-movie stars.

    • @aman541
      @aman541 3 года назад

      @@lawrencedoliveiro9104 They are in America as well, Reagan was a movie star, Trump was a gameshow host, probably a few more

  • @Delicious_Oreoz
    @Delicious_Oreoz 3 года назад +31

    Whether you disagree with Bernie or not he actually cares about the working class in this country

  • @brownkemosabe
    @brownkemosabe 3 года назад +34

    Good old Bernie. Even when Mean Tweeted, ALWAYS ON MESSAGE!

    • @RossL1946
      @RossL1946 3 года назад

      Always predictable, always a jerk!

    • @brownkemosabe
      @brownkemosabe 3 года назад +5

      @@RossL1946 Millions of people around the world adore him as a principled man who has always fought for the little guy.
      But go off, pseudonym-crackpot

  • @nnmartin94
    @nnmartin94 3 года назад +401

    My favorite meme is a WWE edit of Bernie Sanders coming in with a steel chair just as Vince McMahon is about to announce the 2020 Presidential Election winner

    • @akatsukifangirl1908
      @akatsukifangirl1908 3 года назад +9

      I’ve seen that! It’s great

    • @ark1349
      @ark1349 3 года назад +6

      Yeah, i just saw that one. It was hilarious.

    • @cellyzs
      @cellyzs 3 года назад +3

      @Miss Gucci Also linkz for me! I've seen it before but can't find it again

    • @vaibhavsingla7030
      @vaibhavsingla7030 3 года назад +1

      It's better with Money in the Bank briefcase. Bernie cashing in to win the presidency.

    • @nico2605
      @nico2605 3 года назад +1

      Anyone got a link for that?

  • @fluffballgaming6038
    @fluffballgaming6038 3 года назад +8

    They should do this again now that the Capitol was raided the other day

  • @madisonjones8838
    @madisonjones8838 3 года назад +1

    That is EXACTLY the type of response I was expecting from Bernie

  • @SkinnyEMedia
    @SkinnyEMedia 3 года назад +91

    I’m just surprised Ted Cruz appeared on this. Conservatives aren’t big on late night shows.

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 3 года назад +5

      Was sorta hoping to see Giuliani somewhere here.

    • @indiegogurt
      @indiegogurt 3 года назад +12

      But that roast was just so good

    • @bensoncase1748
      @bensoncase1748 3 года назад +8

      Ted's the goat. Out of all the GOP politicians he is the one I could potentially see doing this.

    • @cgnefarious5785
      @cgnefarious5785 3 года назад +7

      He's doing things like this to keep up his guise as a real human senator.

    • @StatusMusicDesign
      @StatusMusicDesign 3 года назад +10

      Ted Cruz fancies himself a pop culture fan and as having a good sense of humor. I don't care for him whatsoever, but this is pretty on brand for him.
      But you'll notice this is pre-beard. So it was filmed quite a while ago.

  • @psychobillynumbnuts1
    @psychobillynumbnuts1 3 года назад +620

    Trump would never do this. Hed throw a fit

    • @davidalves31057
      @davidalves31057 3 года назад +29

      Pity, couse there plenty of good mean tweets about him he could read!

    • @Vermillionx
      @Vermillionx 3 года назад +51

      He would say Joe Biden never has to read mean tweets. LOL

    • @peanutbutter4435
      @peanutbutter4435 3 года назад +11

      @@davidalves31057 plenty from Melania

    • @heytheremrbrooks1
      @heytheremrbrooks1 3 года назад +9

      He did something similar to this when celebs roasted him in comedy central

    • @alanmoskowitz5779
      @alanmoskowitz5779 3 года назад +5

      Checkout trump roast on comedy central

  • @james64ibm
    @james64ibm 3 года назад +1

    When Adam Schiff was halfway through his, I was thinking "Wait, that sounds a bit like You-Know-Who". Then I scolded myself for not expecting the grey-blond tangerine featured in a mean tweet piece ...

  • @BlitzTD
    @BlitzTD Месяц назад +1

    I can’t believe they didn’t show any of Internet Comment Etiquette’s tweets to Ted Cruz