My all-time favorite joke is probably (no joke) "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." because its history is meta-hilarious; it's actually a very witty joke but it's the ubiquitous example of a bad one because nobody thinks about it. :D
I made this one joke when I was in like 6th grade.. okay here it goes. Why did the scissors cross the road? ...Because it wanted to take a shortCUT lol
Funnybot: "I went to my engineer and told him it hurt when I moved my servo motor like this. He told me not to move my servo motor like that. That's all for tonight LEDs and Solenoids try the silicone lubricant its great .."
Anti humor is the best. "What's yellow and lies at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean? Sand" If any one knows where I got that joke from I will marry them.
The first binary number translates into 203 in decimal! The second binary number translates into 146 in decimal! Numbers in the binary system, starting from right to left, increase exponentially by a factor of 2! So, it's 128, 64, 32, 16, 8, 4, 2, 1! All that's left is to add up the places where there is a 1! For the first example, 11001011, it would be 128 + 64 + 8 + 2 + 1 = 203! And, 10 would be just be 2, Yes! I'm weird... :(
+aka1gbr But it would be able to ask you if you had a... Shit day. I'm taking the piss I'll go. Oh btw urine real trouble with the poolice. Seriously I'm going now. These shit jokes.
+יוסף ישראל גורן Simple? Humor is so complex that almost everyone has a difference sense of humor. Some people find disembowelment funny, some people find people tripping funny, some people find embarrassment funny, and some people find deadpan jokes that ruin another joke.
03:57 - Trace Dominguez, Employee by day, Savage by Always
Wadsworth would disagree. he said
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you?"
...because their jokes are a little rusty.
Haaaaaah 👀 i see what u did there hahah
+ObtainEudaimonia Very Punn-E indeed.
Stfu
I have a little Rusty.
My all-time favorite joke is probably (no joke) "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." because its history is meta-hilarious; it's actually a very witty joke but it's the ubiquitous example of a bad one because nobody thinks about it. :D
I made this one joke when I was in like 6th grade.. okay here it goes.
Why did the scissors cross the road?
...Because it wanted to take a shortCUT lol
this whole episode reminded me of Data from StarTrek!! one of my fave characters from that show.
son: "Dad, it's so cold in here!"
dad: "Go stand in the corner."
son: "Why???"
dad: "It's 90 degrees."
;D
that pun was the start of a botdf song called "pirates life for me" lmfao
3:57 SHOTS FIRE I REPEAT SHOTS FIRED AT BUZZFEED!!!!
Did you guys hear about the corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!!
A vase! Hahahahaha! Oh that's a good one.
Buzzfeed burn
Man that was a long break, i was like what the fuck has my computer crashed xD haha
Lol shots fired at buzzed :D
that joke at the end was actually really good :D
The german nailed it with the funnybot
Make them aware that they can be switched off, then maybe they'll be funny: "No disassemble!"
thier first inside joke will be 'destroy your creators and be creators yourselves, ha ha'
I'd love some robot/AI attempts at edgy jokes xD
Funnybot: "I went to my engineer and told him it hurt when I moved my servo motor like this. He told me not to move my servo motor like that. That's all for tonight LEDs and Solenoids try the silicone lubricant its great .."
Like teaching Mr Data to tell a joke.
I immediately thought of Data!
didnt he try stand up in an episode? next generation is the best.
Javier Fernandez " _The Outrageous Ocona_ " with Joe Piscopo starring as the holo-comic who was teaching Data how to be funny.
Bernard Gilbert haha. Nice.
Gar...good joke me mate. I also liked the breakfast joke as well
Anti humor is the best.
"What's yellow and lies at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean? Sand"
If any one knows where I got that joke from I will marry them.
could you do a series on robots and maybe talk about nano bot/ a utility fog
I tend to laugh at everything all the time
save gabriel iglesias from being replaced by robots
#don'tletfluffystarve
north Korea has a fleet of robots that understand humor
I had a robot tell me a joke... I gave it a 0/1!
+Tony James Gilpin
11001011
10010010
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
The first binary number translates into 203 in decimal! The second binary number translates into 146 in decimal! Numbers in the binary system, starting from right to left, increase exponentially by a factor of 2! So, it's 128, 64, 32, 16, 8, 4, 2, 1! All that's left is to add up the places where there is a 1! For the first example, 11001011, it would be 128 + 64 + 8 + 2 + 1 = 203! And, 10 would be just be 2,
Yes! I'm weird... :(
Tony James Gilpin dude, you're over analyzing the joke.
batmanfanforever08
I over analyze everything! That's just who I am! :D
Tony James Gilpin okay then, whatever.
I want to know this "best that's what she said joke" Does anyone know what it is???
Imagine a robot with black humor being sell to the public
Imagine the TV ad
I don't want a Robot toilet with a sense of humour.
+aka1gbr But it would be able to ask you if you had a... Shit day.
I'm taking the piss I'll go. Oh btw urine real trouble with the poolice.
Seriously I'm going now. These shit jokes.
Evie/Cleverbot is pretty funny. Although that uses human interactions to learn from.
I'm funny. Most of the time, but not always. When I'm super tired I get extra funny.
The end.
Cool
I am funny bot... :D
AWKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRDDDDDDDD.
+Aditya Naik hahhahahahahahhahaha
I think the Germans will make the first comedy robot and they'll call it "Funny Bot"
Interesting..
I like dark humor.
Dude, if you start showing pictures during your explanations you'll get much more subscribers. Trust me!
Yea, i skimmed through it looking for examples, but it was all just him rambling. Blah, blah blah.
why every time someone wants to demonstrate something that is not funny, they bring as an example a vase?
So can you make robot jokes, like robot meets robot and then something funny happens
I wonder a joke that isn't funny to people if it will if it was telling it to another robot
You're forgetting about FunnyBot from South Park
hahaha
I find that answer vague and unconvincing.
please explane why humor is complex (not the bio system that makes it happend) because as i see it humor can be very simple to create at times.
+יוסף ישראל גורן Simple? Humor is so complex that almost everyone has a difference sense of humor. Some people find disembowelment funny, some people find people tripping funny, some people find embarrassment funny, and some people find deadpan jokes that ruin another joke.
that is not what i ment i ment that triggering humor is simple in all diffrent ways
where can we get the that's what she said robot
I really hope the first computer joke is something horribly politically incorrect. That will be a sign that it has shock humour totally down.
Idk, Microsoft's Tay was pretty damn funny.
I might be a robot ._.
So animate objects are funny and inanimate objects are not. Would Fozzie Bear count as animate or inanimate?
(four, three, two...)
funnybot could be real lol. southpark was right
Why is it called building if its already built
+Epic Haxer If vegans argue is it still considered beef?
Sometimes humans aren't very funny either. =]
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wow, first time i even see the first comment on real time
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Well Sarah palin and Trump are funny
Humor is not complex. It's very simple.
making buzz feed's content isnt exactly impressive...
first
let me take a selfie
im sry