Rat Attack - The Yodel of Justice

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho  5 лет назад +1263

    TAKEO RETURNS - Cow Attack 🐄: ruclips.net/video/ySxyPMZkrwU/видео.html
    All the episodes 🐓🐖🐀: ruclips.net/p/PL8JttaK4Km_GBOZdL6IN2yt07rsPKiXGQ

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ 5 лет назад +16

      This last one was the best.
      The original chicken one is second best.
      The pig and chicken one is third best song.

    • @Snoy_Fly
      @Snoy_Fly 5 лет назад +11

      That chicken laugh was perfect.

    • @leo60408
      @leo60408 5 лет назад +4

      could you tell me where is the dog?

    • @Adam_Lawson
      @Adam_Lawson 5 лет назад +2

      Hey can you make a remix song out of one of my videos kinda like Marks @schmoyoho?

    • @mick2147
      @mick2147 5 лет назад +1

      Next yaer is Cattle Attack(牛攻撃)? XDD

  • @Bryster62987
    @Bryster62987 5 лет назад +7152

    To think, this all started with a man yodeling to a field of chickens.

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  5 лет назад +899

      from Germany to Japan to America, the legend of Takeo keeps growing

    • @Turbon
      @Turbon 5 лет назад +99

      schmoyoho I haven’t had this much fun watching a video series in a longggg timeeee lol well heist with markiplier was just as fun but like... it’s rare for me to smile this much with creative videos like this 😂

    • @Despotic_Waffle
      @Despotic_Waffle 5 лет назад +37

      @@schmoyoho You are legends too, from my childhood to my early 20s you keep pumping out gold.

    • @neojc128
      @neojc128 5 лет назад +153

      actually it all started long ago, when the entire universe was smaller than the head of a pin..

    • @blaisem101
      @blaisem101 5 лет назад +16

      @@schmoyoho will his adventures continue?

  • @cesarecruciani5806
    @cesarecruciani5806 5 лет назад +5206

    "Once you create a chicken accountant he remains that way until the next fiscal year", probably just one the best quotes ever.

  • @MrReganomics1
    @MrReganomics1 4 года назад +1133

    "FUCKING CHICKEN MAN!" Greatest villain line in all of cinema.

    • @waluigi4646
      @waluigi4646 3 года назад +26

      I Just love aki's such great villain

    • @kittens955
      @kittens955 3 года назад +23

      That line killed me. The way he said it was perfect!

    • @sillystoic9252
      @sillystoic9252 3 года назад +5

      Hahahaha... I laughed a good laugh.

    • @StygianIkazuchi
      @StygianIkazuchi 2 года назад +2

      @@kittens955 I managed to hold it in for the whole song. that line broke me lmao

    • @EnimsaMoon
      @EnimsaMoon Год назад +1

      Its amazing lol

  • @clashmovator6130
    @clashmovator6130 5 лет назад +2411

    I would pay several times to see this as a musical about Takeo and his magical animal ninjas either in theaters or on-stage.

    • @clashmovator6130
      @clashmovator6130 5 лет назад +118

      He befriends all the zodiac animals and goes on a quest to save a village.

    • @zeldashairytaco
      @zeldashairytaco 4 года назад +51

      This would be a genius broadway series

    • @J.B.I
      @J.B.I 4 года назад +6

      Yes wholesomeness

    • @mahmouddahjeed2929
      @mahmouddahjeed2929 4 года назад +8

      I am only hoping this happens sooner than later. I’ll pay.

    • @orangie8426
      @orangie8426 4 года назад +13

      I'd rather see it as a block buster full length movie

  • @samuelaraujomedeiros6682
    @samuelaraujomedeiros6682 5 лет назад +1069

    "Some people don't like rats/ Because they hang out in trash/ But they're helping you with your pizza crust/ So you should fucking relax" Some beautiful fucking songwriting here

  • @ragunaraiden
    @ragunaraiden Год назад +168

    My favorite pet rat - Reno - passed away tonight. Found this by complete random happenstance. Made things a little easier. This was beautiful.

    • @knotsoangelic
      @knotsoangelic 10 месяцев назад +6

      It never gets easier, as a fellow rat parent I’m sorry for your loss. ❤️‍🩹

    • @baris.sencan
      @baris.sencan 8 месяцев назад +3

      So sorry for your loss

    • @charlesgeorgiaconner6748
      @charlesgeorgiaconner6748 2 месяца назад +1

      Sorry for your loss....

  • @brianmchaney7473
    @brianmchaney7473 5 лет назад +618

    "If speaking the truth makes me mad, then being mad makes me happy."
    Beautiful line.

  • @rippl3r0
    @rippl3r0 5 лет назад +2660

    I don't want this series to end untill every animal has been done

    • @bluemariomedia8351
      @bluemariomedia8351 5 лет назад +184

      Or at lease the chinese zodiac

    • @the_jingo
      @the_jingo 4 года назад +33

      Dragon too?

    • @yeswel
      @yeswel 4 года назад +30

      I hope Takeo goes back in time and tame a dinossaur. Can't think of a name for that song though.

    • @PinkCow0
      @PinkCow0 4 года назад +2

      I am a pig lol

    • @BaronSengir1008
      @BaronSengir1008 4 года назад +2

      @@PinkCow0 I am an ox...

  • @revelle8605
    @revelle8605 3 года назад +662

    "The smallest are the bravest" got me tearin up for real. I, too, am tiny, hairy, and trying my best in a world that looks down on creatures like me.

  • @Crazyivan777
    @Crazyivan777 5 лет назад +384

    -Reads the newspapers.
    Hiding a large diamond inside an even larger tuna is a crime?
    -Immediately reverses afternoon plans!

    • @Tepid24
      @Tepid24 5 лет назад +21

      By reversing your plans, you meant to hide a large tuna inside an even larger diamond, yes?

    • @CheshireCaddington
      @CheshireCaddington 5 лет назад +4

      The little blurbs on the other side are also hilarious.
      "An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael, a murdered high school student, in an animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy."

  • @Mutagen215
    @Mutagen215 5 лет назад +734

    just make a movie musical already. i need 2 hours of this

    • @Turbon
      @Turbon 5 лет назад +10

      Mutagen Ikr make a musical movie!!! XD

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  5 лет назад +142

      good idea, just email this to KevinFeige69.420 at hotmail dot com

    • @dannycanfield3038
      @dannycanfield3038 5 лет назад +22

      I'd put in for a Kickstarter on that.

    • @MinatoWolf
      @MinatoWolf 5 лет назад +12

      Absolutely! An entire zodiac based musical would be awesome. These videos inspired my druid who has a chicken animal companion.

    • @sianaDIAX
      @sianaDIAX 5 лет назад +4

      Eh, that would be the only musical movie that I would gladly see !

  • @youreright9358
    @youreright9358 4 года назад +511

    I saw chicken attack a few years ago, and today I just found out chicken pig attack and this exists, and i almost cried. Its so beautiful, only a true artist could make such a beautiful song. I want more, no i NEED more. This is just pure art and im honored to have heard this magic. I am filled with remorse for those people that havent heard these songs, because this is what cures depression and suicide, this is just beautiful.

    • @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx
      @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx 4 года назад +1

      Tj Productions wow

    • @Yonko-sama.
      @Yonko-sama. 4 года назад +7

      I wanna see snake attack

    • @insanezenmistress
      @insanezenmistress 3 года назад +3

      Sad is, i just found these today!

    • @rmfgotenks28
      @rmfgotenks28 2 года назад +4

      They did a Cow Attack recently 😁

    • @youreright9358
      @youreright9358 2 года назад +6

      @@rmfgotenks28 Thanks for telling me, didnt know yet

  • @throwscats
    @throwscats 5 лет назад +444

    Song is actually really pretty, which is confusing because it's also really funny. The yodeling is also a top tier addition. What a strange but awesome mixture of things.

    • @eddgrs9193
      @eddgrs9193 4 года назад +5

      This is how it all started , you are welcome : ruclips.net/video/yO7MWuJ7zLA/видео.html

    • @Brangutang
      @Brangutang 4 года назад +1

      @throwscats throws cats, Takeo throws rats

    • @micahgelfand8282
      @micahgelfand8282 4 года назад +4

      I know right! Both really silly but remarkably heartfelt and such a ridiculous premise! I love it

    • @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx
      @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx 4 года назад

      throwscats my ears are crying tears of joy

    • @gameweasel7602
      @gameweasel7602 4 года назад +3

      I love that Takeo Ischi went for it. A lot of performers can get really huffy when they're asked to do something totally absurd. Takeo just went for it!

  • @metalmagerin3
    @metalmagerin3 5 лет назад +2581

    I didn't want this to be a thing. Chicken Attack was special.
    Then I watched it. Those violins. That melodic beat. The yodels.
    Maybe... the future isn't so bad. Maybe this is an okay timeline.

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  5 лет назад +319

      I know what you mean, I've been there - but Takeo & us (and Alexandra, the cellist) would never let you down 💖

    • @WardNightstone
      @WardNightstone 5 лет назад +14

      Australia is still on fire

    • @pedroerocha4194
      @pedroerocha4194 5 лет назад +5

      So Deep and Wise, you're commentary 😁👍

    • @CollectiveFX
      @CollectiveFX 5 лет назад +7

      @@WardNightstone Epstein didn't him self.

    • @josecolon5750
      @josecolon5750 5 лет назад +5

      @@WardNightstone and the flames won't rest until it claims every single last idiotic koala.

  • @mortemoccasus2412
    @mortemoccasus2412 2 года назад +134

    These guys really gave Takeo the recognition he deserved as the Japanese yodeler. Thanks man.

  • @ndt_dynamite2247
    @ndt_dynamite2247 5 лет назад +518

    "The perfect -sequel- -threequel- trilogy doesn't exi-"
    *This masterpeice:*
    10/10

  • @brianmchaney7473
    @brianmchaney7473 5 лет назад +667

    The second song reaaaally missed the yodel section. Glad this one made up for it.

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  5 лет назад +276

      one day Takeo will turn his yodel up to 100% in the ensuing blast will create 1,000 ninjas

    • @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx
      @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx 4 года назад +12

      schmoyoho Bruh it sounded like a ANGEL sang this lol

    • @nekoroms
      @nekoroms 3 года назад +7

      Yeah second one lacked the flow but this is like a masterpiece 😁

    • @kevinmalone584
      @kevinmalone584 3 года назад +1

      I liked the 2nd song
      As a song I liked it even more but yes it did need more yodel

    • @theroosterrrrr
      @theroosterrrrr 3 года назад

      Both of the sequels followed the trend of being terrible compared to the original

  • @myles4652
    @myles4652 3 года назад +105

    "And even when you sleep, they watch over you"
    Very comforting to know the rats got my back.

  • @skoll2712
    @skoll2712 5 лет назад +406

    "Takeo Ischi becomes 3rd artist ever"
    What an achievement.

  • @thekloons
    @thekloons 5 лет назад +110

    It was an honor and a pleasure to share my craft alongside the inimitable Takeo. Schmoyoho is cool too. Accent on the YO.

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  5 лет назад +12

      it was an honor to have you, we hope your CCPA legend spreads to gain you many new clients before the end of the fiscal year 💖

    • @DragonHime
      @DragonHime 5 лет назад +2

      ...and you really need to copyright that laugh!

    • @triangletriangle4520
      @triangletriangle4520 4 года назад +1

      @@schmoyoho takeo is literally the best yodeller of all time

  • @SaviHow
    @SaviHow 4 года назад +416

    Did I just see old asian Sephiroth get arrested for tax evasion

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 года назад +30

      I thought Sephiroth was already Asian?

    • @Leighv
      @Leighv 4 года назад +13

      Yes, yes you did. Astounding isn’t it?

    • @mabe4322
      @mabe4322 4 года назад +19

      I was thinking more of an asian Harrison Ford but yeah.

    • @CellGames2006
      @CellGames2006 3 года назад +8

      Yes, and next it's Trump's turn.

    • @notarmchairhistorian7779
      @notarmchairhistorian7779 3 года назад +3

      Evading taxes??? Truly a villain!

  • @commandervulkan
    @commandervulkan 5 лет назад +227

    God dammit the Bard took levels in Druid

    • @josecolon5750
      @josecolon5750 5 лет назад +12

      Underrated comment...also that ninja rat has a nice booty.

    • @exomancer3632
      @exomancer3632 5 лет назад +3

      Nah he just used Magical Secrets to pick up some druid spells. I mean he clearly has access to Shapechange, which would be hard to get as a bard spell while multiclassing.

    • @Schalk-Coetzee
      @Schalk-Coetzee 5 лет назад +1

      @@exomancer3632 Maybe even Mass Polymorph? Otherwise, that was be a twinned normal polymorph which means there is sorcerer in there. Not the worst multiclass idea, bard and sorcerer.

    • @thecinemagician
      @thecinemagician 5 лет назад

      Nerds! But yeah, I'm adding Takeo to my list of homebrews.

    • @sirberude3937
      @sirberude3937 5 лет назад

      Nice one

  • @BAD_HOBO
    @BAD_HOBO 5 лет назад +850

    When you beat the protagonist but start to hear song.

  • @RuiWang-zm2ue
    @RuiWang-zm2ue 3 года назад +90

    “This is planet Earth, you can’t escape from life. Even in the bleakest dungeons.” Well said Chicken Sensei, well said.

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey 3 года назад +7

      Based and transcendent pilled

    • @RuiWang-zm2ue
      @RuiWang-zm2ue 3 года назад +1

      @@theone-tg4ey says the tyrant living his last days in fear

  • @gabemunoz4456
    @gabemunoz4456 5 лет назад +809

    This bops hard. Just like chicken attack

    • @riccjames9325
      @riccjames9325 5 лет назад +5

      chiccen attacc > rat attacc

    • @m30w7h
      @m30w7h 4 года назад +2

      The pig one just wasn't as ethereal and magical imo...

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 5 лет назад +1141

    Rats, rats, we're the rats. We prey at night, we stalk at night, we're the rats.

  • @wolfgangrupsch9686
    @wolfgangrupsch9686 2 года назад +33

    Let's also appreciate that the chicken accountant's laugh is on point.

  • @JadeMau
    @JadeMau 5 лет назад +124

    Thank you for making this, my brother just lost his first rat, Dinah. She was a very special girl and we all miss her, and I think this song correctly encompasses how we feel about her. I know you obviously didn't make it for that reason, but it still has helped us a lot.
    Plus, we love your work, and of course Takeo-san is amazing as always. We were really excited that after all this time there were not one but two sequels. Thank you all.

    • @Sleepy_Cabbage
      @Sleepy_Cabbage 3 года назад +3

      This song must be rather touching for you then hm

    • @papasmoke89
      @papasmoke89 Год назад

      Now a 3rd with Cow Attack! An it's so awesome!

  • @lilxucoolman3377
    @lilxucoolman3377 3 года назад +42

    My family had three rats, two of them died but the third, the one that was more or less mine, is still alive, and this song just has a much more powerful meaning to me.

  • @TashJansson
    @TashJansson 5 лет назад +172

    crying with the chicken accountant that has to wait until FY2021 to regain normalcy

    • @basiclawhongkon
      @basiclawhongkon 5 лет назад +11

      @Matias Bologna one year

    • @RusNad
      @RusNad 5 лет назад +5

      @Matias Bologna The difference with the calendar year is when the cycle starts. In the US that's October, in most European countries May.

  • @oceanman9643
    @oceanman9643 5 лет назад +274

    This only amplifies my fear of animals and accountants.

    • @Villain69420
      @Villain69420 5 лет назад +14

      Hello, I see you been evading paying your taxes this year...

    • @Turbon
      @Turbon 5 лет назад +6

      Super Saiyandwich OH NO

    • @N-VAMusic
      @N-VAMusic 5 лет назад +6

      Honestly I'd rather fight the human sized rat than get caught up in legal shit lol

    • @Sindarielle
      @Sindarielle 4 года назад +1

      You can’t, evade us. Forensic accountant!

    • @beardlessdragon
      @beardlessdragon 4 года назад

      @@N-VAMusic IT'S WHOOP-ASS TIME!

  • @EddyOfTheMaelstrom
    @EddyOfTheMaelstrom Год назад +16

    The melodies in these songs are intoxicating and this man is a treasure. "Get in line, it's whoopass time" sung to a tune that would make Debussey weep. This is the greatest juxtaposition in music since Suicide in an Airplane.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 лет назад +149

    This is really fitting because once the Lunar New Year hits, it'll be The Year of The Rat.

    • @Cookiethemeower
      @Cookiethemeower 5 лет назад +10

      pretty sure that was the idea

    • @BonesofCreation
      @BonesofCreation 5 лет назад +3

      I respect that too

    • @ChunLo21
      @ChunLo21 5 лет назад +5

      FYI today(25/1) is exactly the first day of the lunar new year

    • @elliot8588
      @elliot8588 5 лет назад +5

      It’s also currently the year of the pig/swine so they released the pig one and now the rat one for the new year
      Edit: correction. Yesterday was the last day of the year of the pig.

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 5 лет назад

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache uP

  • @soulwynd
    @soulwynd 5 лет назад +665

    They miss lots of kicks, but they never miss a beat.

    • @gutenman7112
      @gutenman7112 5 лет назад +18

      I wish this legend is my grandpa, imagine his lullaby .🥰

    • @Weaklytune
      @Weaklytune 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @Weaklytune
      @Weaklytune 4 года назад +1

      @@gutenman7112 ikr

    • @baqcasanke
      @baqcasanke 4 года назад +1

      I want to thumbs up but its sitting at 420

    • @adlan_kacak
      @adlan_kacak 3 года назад

      lolololol

  • @JT_WARCRIME
    @JT_WARCRIME 4 года назад +34

    This is actually a very melodically beautiful song.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 5 лет назад +103

    "Failure is only a part of training."
    Master Takeo is very forgiving.

  • @oneotuvalev9297
    @oneotuvalev9297 5 лет назад +572

    2019: Takeo summons Pig
    2020: Takeo summons Rat
    2021: according to Chinese New Year calendar, the next animal should be Ox

    • @doomarchlich
      @doomarchlich 5 лет назад +6

      Cow is on the list.

    • @harrymichaeljaya2258
      @harrymichaeljaya2258 5 лет назад +2

      Mine is Ox.
      So, I probably thinking of what kind of song they made.

    • @Mornaug
      @Mornaug 5 лет назад +13

      they left out the dog between the rooster (chicken) and the pig.

    • @kassandraodessa2633
      @kassandraodessa2633 5 лет назад +4

      Snake 🐍 please! Thank you!

    • @lechin3428
      @lechin3428 5 лет назад +17

      So after a decade we will have an avengers roster

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 3 года назад +22

    Rats are cute and friend shaped. I just imagine that Takeo’s character grew up on a farm, and when he nearly lost it all due to thieves, he learned how to converse with animals and became intuned with their true power and nature, and became… kinda like a martial arts Dr. Dolittle and Steve Erwin crossover, treating the animals as peers rather than mere pets or stock.

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 3 года назад +2

      Plus, I like that the chicken accountant helps in the conclusion, and isn’t just a one off. Chekhov’s Gun, my dude!

  • @jimzle
    @jimzle 5 лет назад +302

    Apparently the whole concept of a mystical old man who is so kind and just he can sing friendship and magic in animals is enough to make me a wee bit teary eyed. Cuz when he hummed to the rat my eyes leaked over the sweetness.
    I hate you.

    • @Dakka0423
      @Dakka0423 5 лет назад +4

      Same

    • @pgmgpm
      @pgmgpm 5 лет назад +4

      Omg... same

    • @JagiFrisbee
      @JagiFrisbee 5 лет назад +5

      I also became teary eyed, his yodeling is very powerful and soulful.

    • @TheTinkili
      @TheTinkili 5 лет назад +6

      Yup. Takeo has something in his voice that just touches ones soul. He's amazing.

    • @r2r322
      @r2r322 5 лет назад +5

      Same bro. I want a power winth aninals and happines and lifting cows squatting and be the ultimate nature unity.
      This shit wpuld be wrotten in scrolls if someone had the idea centuries ago.

  • @paulhpurdy
    @paulhpurdy 5 лет назад +375

    Me: I yodel to create a chicken ninja.
    DM: roll performance check
    Me: "rolls a 1*
    DM: you get chicken accountant who cannot turn back until the next fiscal year

    • @Beau74
      @Beau74 4 года назад +2

      @@Obozo_Gaming Rolling a 2 in D&D is not always an automatic failure, unlike rolling a 1.

    • @BaronSengir1008
      @BaronSengir1008 4 года назад +1

      @@Beau74 Rolling a nat 1 is only an automatic failure for attack rolls, not skill checks...

    • @taytay1597
      @taytay1597 4 года назад +1

      It also doesnt have to be a failure for attacks, really it doesnt matter wut u roll with a fun creative DM
      It could be such a massive failure that it succeeds xD

  • @rodenjaldinhartsough5739
    @rodenjaldinhartsough5739 3 года назад +10

    I personally know people who have doctorate degrees music theory, play over 9 instruments and are phenomenal artists all around, and I can confidently say that nothing they will ever make will supersede this absolute unit of a video.

  • @ElementalDAR
    @ElementalDAR 5 лет назад +183

    Holy shit it's real. I assumed it was a fake promo for the end of their last video, but they actually did it.

  • @MysticalReaper
    @MysticalReaper 4 года назад +38

    I bet Takeo never thought in his whole life he would be apart of RUclips videos where he sings about animals turning into ninjas kicking someone's ass. Love all of this!

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho  4 года назад +28

    who will win the lottery of SchmoBucks at 1M views???? only a chicken accountant could predict this

    • @Jitatman
      @Jitatman 4 года назад +2

      Or a matheratician

  • @lukelim5094
    @lukelim5094 5 лет назад +342

    Year of the pig. Year of the rat.. And before that year of the chicken. Hey what about year of the dog? Will you do a year of dragon too?

    • @gankhef5564
      @gankhef5564 4 года назад +14

      Really hope that' ayes. This series is inexpressibly joyful.

    • @IanOsmond
      @IanOsmond 4 года назад +20

      I don't know that they have the budget for Year of the Tiger...Rabbit, Sheep, Cow, Dog, Snake, and Horse should be doable; Monkey, maybe not that hard. Tiger and Dragon would NOT be easy. There's also the fact that you probably don't have to transform tigers or dragons into human-shaped ninjas in order to get them to be effective fighters. Horses and cattle would probably do okay as horses and cattle, too. And dogs are ALREADY hired to fight criminals by police forces all over the world. But I'd be down for Takeo fighting evil with his rabbit, sheep, and garter-snake friends.

    • @biologicalhunter520
      @biologicalhunter520 3 года назад +6

      @@IanOsmond dragons wouldn't be hard. As long as they use bearded dragons

  • @troyskeete8372
    @troyskeete8372 5 лет назад +185

    The Yakuza boss' frustration with the whole thing at the end always makes me cry with laughter 😅 "F*cking chickens man!!!" 😆

    • @DragonHime
      @DragonHime 5 лет назад +6

      Words to live by...

    • @catlike4456
      @catlike4456 5 лет назад +6

      you can notice the guy is containing his laughter so much.

    • @darwinprime
      @darwinprime 4 года назад +7

      And the fact that it's in English (with English subtitles, no less!) just makes if funnier.

    • @lizyasuda6480
      @lizyasuda6480 4 года назад

      @Ruka Pacyfistka You just made our day - both of us!
      御親切に (^‿^) (◕‿◕)

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 4 года назад

      He'd fit well with the Hound from Game of Thrones :-D

  • @ComicsGal
    @ComicsGal 4 года назад +9

    These videos with Master Ischi, very fine yodeler and friend of ever more creatures, always make me smile. I didn't know you had made more and am so excited to have found them! I hope everyone involved has as much fun making them as I do watching them. (This one is particularly special to me because I was born in a year of the Water Rat, so I'm a bit biased.)

  • @NeoHiPPy1980
    @NeoHiPPy1980 5 лет назад +126

    Schmoyoho: Known for autotuning people's voices
    Takeo Ischi: "Autotunes" himself
    Schmoyoho: 🤩🙇‍♂️

  • @gabemunoz4456
    @gabemunoz4456 5 лет назад +126

    This beautiful man can make any song sound fucking majestic.

  • @godsrevolver9737
    @godsrevolver9737 3 года назад +25

    Maybe it's because I've loved Takeo for so long and I just found out this exists, but I literally cried watching this. Jesus christ what is wrong with me

  • @chiroptera626
    @chiroptera626 5 лет назад +64

    He remains that way until the next fiscal year *my God* this is genius

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 3 года назад

      Almost snorted coffee out of my nose when that one hit me ! :-D

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 5 лет назад +203

    "I guess chicken accountants _aren't_ at the bottom of the pecking order."
    🤦 Oof. Badum tsh!

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  5 лет назад +17

      hey, he's not the one that has a side gig in stand-up

    • @crimsonmask3819
      @crimsonmask3819 5 лет назад +8

      Chicken accountant's laugh was a thing, too.

    • @throwscats
      @throwscats 5 лет назад

      If you look you can see Michael trying really hard not to laugh during that scene.

    • @bleh
      @bleh 5 лет назад +2

      “[laughing that sounds like a chicken-human hybrid, a veritable wonder of nature and magic]“
      I really like those manually created subtitles.

  • @Alex2Buzz
    @Alex2Buzz 4 года назад +3

    No one is talking about it but that is some fine work on the made-up news copy from 5:42 to 6:03. And on a detail that small that only a tiny fraction of people will see. The Gregory Brothers and their team really do put in the work.

  • @thewhynaut5070
    @thewhynaut5070 5 лет назад +38

    I love this a highly irrational degree. Am I crying? Is this visual poetry!? It is!😭😭😭

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  5 лет назад +13

      as a wise man once said, if speaking truth makes you mad...

    • @thewhynaut5070
      @thewhynaut5070 5 лет назад +3

      @@schmoyoho 😳🤯 I think you just became my favorite person on the internet

  • @oakerload5898
    @oakerload5898 5 лет назад +206

    “They’ve come to save us”
    People in Europe 1350

    • @Corusame
      @Corusame 5 лет назад +3

      Unfortunately they didn't have access to a magical yodeller

    • @mskiki0908
      @mskiki0908 4 года назад

      Oh damn lmaoo

  • @awetistic5295
    @awetistic5295 4 года назад +14

    Watching this while cuddling with my wonderful rat grandpas. We're moved to tears.
    They also say that the rat is very attractive.

  • @isaac-wz4zo
    @isaac-wz4zo 5 лет назад +80

    Is this...
    Is this the end?
    Have we reached the final song?
    No, i can't- won't believe it

  • @ashesashes6782
    @ashesashes6782 5 лет назад +43

    Aaaaaand the Chicken Accountant is the actual hero of this whole series. Wow, who'd've thunk?

    • @diamondkonk1196
      @diamondkonk1196 5 лет назад +2

      The chickens man, they’re the mvps bro, said it himself... chickens are the best

  • @Yakerina
    @Yakerina 22 дня назад +1

    I love you guys so much. Rat Attack tends to strike me in the heart!

  • @rineeyii2524
    @rineeyii2524 5 лет назад +31

    I want Takeo-san continue to use his yodeling techniques to sing more modern songs. It sounds so heavenly.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 лет назад +89

    We have a third hero... And an accountant

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 5 лет назад +8

      Oi, accountants are heroes too in their own right.

    • @a.barrera5439
      @a.barrera5439 5 лет назад +1

      The accountant will be leaving us next year😔

  • @Paydayz
    @Paydayz 4 года назад +9

    1:32 spine tingling, to he harmonisation of "They've come, to Saaave us"
    Ring tone worthy again you crazy genius bastards

  • @gregorybrothers
    @gregorybrothers 5 лет назад +44

    from Aki's point of view, the chickens are evil!

    • @AkisWorldblog
      @AkisWorldblog 5 лет назад +4

      ...yappari... fuckin' chickens, man...

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  5 лет назад +14

      Aki-san, my allegiance is to THE REPUBLIC! to CHICKENOCRACY!

    • @AkisWorldblog
      @AkisWorldblog 5 лет назад +1

      @@schmoyoho Well... as long as the chickens are extreme right wing, and kind to honest businessmen like me!

  • @gutenman7112
    @gutenman7112 5 лет назад +28

    I swear man , the melody stucked in my head , especially the pre chorus . I watched this last week , and today out of the blue , It pop out in my head and I was humming to it , i tried so hard to remember so hard where is this melody came from then I remember the yodel grandpa .

  • @tavielin8177
    @tavielin8177 3 года назад +34

    The smallest are the bravest , they always have you back😭..

  • @director982
    @director982 5 лет назад +22

    Micheal has had a very strange progression throughout the Schmo Cinematic Universe.
    First he was the Milk Thug, hanging out with jontron, and guest starring in herp de derp.
    Then he was RoomieOfficial’s best friend/roommate.
    And now he is an apprentice for a animal ninja making yodeler.
    What a strange life.

  • @calamitybrand8619
    @calamitybrand8619 5 лет назад +56

    We waited a year for another one then we get 2 in a span of a month. Very happy with this lol

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  5 лет назад +20

      if this works exponentially, maybe we can get to 256 in a few years

    • @tvglitchbroke6628
      @tvglitchbroke6628 4 года назад

      HE NEEDS SOME MILK

  • @mikehaynes85
    @mikehaynes85 4 года назад +7

    I watch this series almost daily in the morning to prepare myself for the day. It just kicks things off right.

  • @arunnambirajan5157
    @arunnambirajan5157 5 лет назад +56

    Subtitles at 2:52 say "Ancient yodel of justice and comeuppance" and couldn't be more correct

  • @nectarnut9262
    @nectarnut9262 5 лет назад +60

    I have no joke listened to Chicken Attack EVERY single day on my way to and home from work for the past 2 years. That means I have listened to it over 2000 times ATLEAST. So seeing this makes me happy to add something new to my routine lol.

    • @mohammadhussain4306
      @mohammadhussain4306 5 лет назад

      idk man the math doesnt add up. 365 x 2 = 730. 730 x 2 = 1460. im also being generous and not counting any weekends or holidays so yeah... not 2000

    • @tylerprime9555
      @tylerprime9555 5 лет назад +1

      @@mohammadhussain4306 you just have to ruin things don't you

    • @dragosharwild
      @dragosharwild 5 лет назад +1

      Mohammad Hussain I mean who’s to say he only listened to the song once per trip to and from. Commutes can easily take up to an hour sometimes, so assuming OP is lucky and lives close to work, that’s probably still 20 minutes, probably more. Point being in the span of 2 years, being generous isn’t even necessary. It’s very much possible they’ve heard it 2000+ times.

    • @mohammadhussain4306
      @mohammadhussain4306 5 лет назад

      @@dragosharwild true thats a valid point.

    • @mohammadhussain4306
      @mohammadhussain4306 5 лет назад +1

      @@tylerprime9555 im.... im... im sorry

  • @iroiro4139
    @iroiro4139 4 года назад +3

    チキンアタック、チキンピッグアタックの動画もみました。
    日本人で海外で活躍されているこのような方を知らなかったけど、ヨーデルの動画を検索してたまたま発見し、これらの曲がとてもナイスなんで気に入りました。いい曲。とくにネズミの曲は、心がなごむ。
    歌じゃなくて、会話の日本語のセリフは、なんか不思議な文章になっているけど、イシイタケオさんも、わかっててあえてそのままセリフをしゃべってるのかなと思ったり。(笑)
    日本人以外の国の方の作る日本語というのも、少々不思議になっていても、それもまたアリです☆
    また、「鶏攻撃」「豚鶏攻撃」など、不思議な日本曲名がまたなんとも…
    しかしとてもナイスな曲を作ってくれた英語圏のミュージシャンにも、ARIGATO-!ヽ(^o^)丿

  • @raysel8
    @raysel8 5 лет назад +16

    As an ex rat owner, this made me cry, beautiful song.

  • @otterblau5253
    @otterblau5253 5 лет назад +34

    You'd think this crime boss would just cut his losses and stop messing with the man that is literally turning animals into ninjas, but no, now he's in jail.

    • @DragonHime
      @DragonHime 5 лет назад +1

      You THINK he's in jail. He could have jumped bail, and is hiding out in a Chiba fishing village as we speak...

  • @DamienRoyan
    @DamienRoyan Год назад +2

    The way he sings "Noble, magic rats" is just so beautiful.

  • @breakfast6159
    @breakfast6159 5 лет назад +241

    Wait... he’s a Pokémon trainer. It all makes sense now

    • @zafarinc
      @zafarinc 5 лет назад +2

      ಠಿ_ಠಿ

    • @maybeespen9838
      @maybeespen9838 5 лет назад +15

      rattata, blaziken and emboar

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 5 лет назад +5

      @@maybeespen9838 Make that a Raticate. An Alolan one.

    • @D05D
      @D05D 5 лет назад +1

      No, pokemons don't evolve and devolve on demand.
      He's a digimon trainer

    • @curiousmiami
      @curiousmiami 5 лет назад +1

      @@DemBigOlEyes Lmao mean but I just keep thinking about those and can't stop laughing all I can think of is that episode of all the fatticates and rattatas eating away the warehouse until the trump mongoose shows up :D

  • @vivi-py9ho
    @vivi-py9ho 5 лет назад +27

    5:32人與雞的混和笑聲也太猛了吧XDD😂😂

    • @s282133882
      @s282133882 4 года назад +2

      我午餐直接噴出來XDD

  • @gankhef5564
    @gankhef5564 4 года назад +6

    Much respect for actually writing out the article below the gag newspaper headline. It always baffles me how even in multimillion-dollar productions so many choose not to spend the necessary 10 minutes to write a whole paragraph or two. Also, Takeo is incredible.

  • @reginaldrasyid2456
    @reginaldrasyid2456 5 лет назад +49

    My favorite one so far.
    ITS WHOOP-ASS TAHHHHHH-IME
    [Ancient yodel of peace, justice, and wisdom]

  • @sendnoodles6387
    @sendnoodles6387 5 лет назад +16

    Why does this bring tears to my eyes, I never expected to live long enough to see such amazing sequels. Thank you for I may rest knowing that this is a good start to a new decade.

  • @MuItiEdits
    @MuItiEdits 3 года назад +25

    To be honest even if I missed this huge "masterpiece" and even if I am a year late I cant just stop watching this over again just becuase of a man yodeling with chickens.
    But I can’t just stop and think about how funny it is to me when the guy says "fucking ,chickens man!
    Just becuase of this "masterpiece" as long with chicken attack and chicken pig attack you have earned a free sub and love from a fan of yours
    Sincerely
    -
    Multi
    Edit: Yes I have already subbed but I can’t accept the fact about how addicting this song is and like this if you people agree

  • @JoshuaFishIndeed
    @JoshuaFishIndeed 5 лет назад +38

    Even though this series is only a couple years old, it feels like I could've found this back in 2009... which is a compliment! Excellent series and great music as always. Chicken yodelling will live forever!

  • @AKSBSU
    @AKSBSU 5 лет назад +7

    I think this was the best song of the 3. Good implementation of his sublime yodeling and rat squeaks.

  • @caffeineace
    @caffeineace 2 года назад +6

    My classmate sent this to our groupchat. Honestly, I'm glad he did or else I wouldn't discover this masterpiece

  • @ashesashes6782
    @ashesashes6782 5 лет назад +39

    3:59 When you're trying to fight with your friends without hurting them.

    •  5 лет назад +7

      Of course, that's capoeira in "jogo ligero" mode

    • @ngruiying1311
      @ngruiying1311 5 лет назад +2

      But it's actually pretty good acting though lol

    • @markyz6997
      @markyz6997 5 лет назад

      @ im impressed by your quick facts even with me being brazilian lol

    •  5 лет назад

      @@markyz6997 well, it happens because I'm training capoeira since 16 years. The other facts about Brazil are unknown to me 😂

  • @jaycab2073
    @jaycab2073 5 лет назад +40

    5:33 That last part had me Laughing so hard!!! 😂🤣

    • @Turbon
      @Turbon 5 лет назад +1

      LMAO

    • @crimsonmask3819
      @crimsonmask3819 5 лет назад +2

      I know, right? It's perfect.

    • @mxsteven
      @mxsteven 5 лет назад +1

      Thats how you laugh in 2020 when you pay the god demn tax

    • @khai2585
      @khai2585 5 лет назад +1

      5:39

  • @jenniferblevins2856
    @jenniferblevins2856 4 месяца назад +1

    If you would have asked me 5 years ago if i knew I'd be bingeing videos about kickass animal ninjas sung by a legend with his angelic voice while I'm tearing up because, "the smallest are the bravest" and hearing the nicest way someone can say, "its whoop ass time,"...I'd tell you that you were crazy. And yet, here I am...😅😢❤😂

  • @lyngaffney8080
    @lyngaffney8080 5 лет назад +31

    Duck accountant says “I won’t bill you for this” hehe

  • @thomasthetankengine5528
    @thomasthetankengine5528 5 лет назад +12

    the yodeling here is as top tier as that of chicken attack, and the electronic music gives it an additional spice

  • @rcreynolds6186
    @rcreynolds6186 3 месяца назад +1

    You know the melodies of these chicken songs are very beautiful, and add Takeo's voice? Wow.

  • @ladyopaleye
    @ladyopaleye 5 лет назад +12

    ‘The smallest are the bravest’ having a very small pet rat who is crazily brave about everything and anything.

  • @brendanblanks4438
    @brendanblanks4438 2 года назад +4

    I've rewatched this so many times over the past coupleof years. It /still/ makes me tear up a little. Absolute masterpiece. :)

  • @kittiecatblack13
    @kittiecatblack13 18 дней назад

    My mom died December 13 of 2024. We just had her wake and when I heard this song the first time before hand it didn’t mean much but now it does. She was so strong and wise. I’m not even a fraction of who she was…but I’m doing what I can. For some reason this song has been visiting my mind lately. I’ve been listening to it all day and it brings laughter but great sorrow as well. This song funny enough holds a soft part of my heart and always will, it keeps me human. Thank you.

  • @MCNinjaDJ
    @MCNinjaDJ 4 года назад +6

    Can we just appreciate for a moment the fact that yodeling can genuinely be inspiring and badass not just "quirky?"

  • @spacemonkey3051
    @spacemonkey3051 3 года назад +10

    Purely incredible trilogy!! 👏 this one definitely drives it home and opened my eyes to the potential this has to be an anime!!

  • @kiljoy9096
    @kiljoy9096 4 года назад +1

    More Takeo please I'm 22 now known about Mr. Takeo since I was 19 found more of him me and my mother love him. Anyways keep the great work dawg!

  • @vanilla_labelle
    @vanilla_labelle 5 лет назад +4

    dude his yodeling is so cool. and i love the concept of rat vigelantes all over the world watching and helping us

  • @HomersIlliad
    @HomersIlliad 5 лет назад +17

    Rat Ninja: You know, you guys could jump in at any time.
    Other Guys: We... we don't want to cramp your style.

  • @abduktedtemplar
    @abduktedtemplar 3 года назад +4

    I've had Chicken Attack, Chicken Pig Attack, and Rat Attack on repeat for most of the day now. I NEED MORE!!!!!

  • @Harrison_JW
    @Harrison_JW 5 лет назад +12

    schmoyoho, the heroes we need but don't deserve and can make rats cool