Rat Attack - The Yodel of Justice
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- Опубликовано: 14 июл 2024
- Months after the events of Chicken Pig Attack, Aki has captured Takeo to exact his revenge. Will a tiny hairy friend hears Takeo's SOS?? GET THE SONG OR GET JUMP-KICKED BY A NINJA: open.spotify.com/album/3UGdXE...
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Directed by the Gregory Brothers
Andrew, Evan, and Michael Gregory
Starring Takeo Ischi...as himself
Featuring
Aki Yasuda as Kingpin
Carola Cajiao @cajiao.v as Rat Ninja
Greg Washburn as Chicken Accountant
(from The Kloons - / thekloons )
Michael Gregory as Yodeling Intern
Zachary Leo @ninjadude73 & Lee-Sean Huang @leesean as guards (and aspiring stand-up comic)
Toula the Rat, provided by Kathy Sperduto
Producer: Amelia Burger
Dir. Photography: Steven DiCasa
Asst. Camera: Cody Buesing
Sound Mixer: Patrick Southern
Add’l scoring & music mixing: Aaron Beaumont
Cello: Alexandra Jones
Fictional newspapers and poster design: Morgan King
Editor: Rob Nassau
VFX: Neal Jonas
Color: Ilia Gumerov
On-set translation: Liz Yasuda, Andreas Wöber
Add’l translation: Hikaru Kitabayashi, Jesse Gillespie
No animals were harmed during filming, even when they BARST into human ninjas or danced vigorously to the music like some sort of cockatoo! All animals were trained, courteous professionals, and brought professional human handlers to watch them.
LYRICS:
[angelic, beckoning hum]
[rat hum, equally angelic despite species difference]
[human hum]
[rat hum approaching nearer]
When you're far away from home
Just hum this melody
You'll know you're not alone
You'll see!
A tiny hairy friend
Will help you on your way
They've come to save us
Noble, magic rats
The smallest are the bravest
They always have your back
It's whoop-ass time
Get in line
It's whoop-ass time
[ancient yodel of justice and comeuppance]
It's whoop-ass time
When you think you're by yourself
Just know they're all around
Always there to help
When you're down
And even when you sleep
They watch over you
From within 20 feet
It's true
They've come to save us
Noble, magic rats
The smallest are the bravest
They always have your back
It's whoop-ass time
Get in line
It's whoop-ass time
[ancient yodel of peace, justice, and wisdom]
It's whoop-ass time
Some people don't like rats
Because they hang out in trash
But they're helping you with your pizza crust
So you should fucking relax
It's whoop-ass time
Get in line
It's whoop-ass time
[ancient yodel of peace, justice, and wisdom]
It's whoop-ass time
#TakeoCinematicUniverse #ChickenAttack #SchmoCinematicUniverse
0:00 Aki's Revenge
1:32 Takeo Summons A Tiny, Hairy Friend
3:59 Whoop-Ass Time 
Видеоклипы
TAKEO RETURNS - Cow Attack 🐄: ruclips.net/video/ySxyPMZkrwU/видео.html
All the episodes 🐓🐖🐀: ruclips.net/p/PL8JttaK4Km_GBOZdL6IN2yt07rsPKiXGQ
This last one was the best.
The original chicken one is second best.
The pig and chicken one is third best song.
That chicken laugh was perfect.
could you tell me where is the dog?
Hey can you make a remix song out of one of my videos kinda like Marks @schmoyoho?
Next yaer is Cattle Attack(牛攻撃)? XDD
To think, this all started with a man yodeling to a field of chickens.
from Germany to Japan to America, the legend of Takeo keeps growing
schmoyoho I haven’t had this much fun watching a video series in a longggg timeeee lol well heist with markiplier was just as fun but like... it’s rare for me to smile this much with creative videos like this 😂
@@schmoyoho You are legends too, from my childhood to my early 20s you keep pumping out gold.
actually it all started long ago, when the entire universe was smaller than the head of a pin..
@@schmoyoho will his adventures continue?
"Once you create a chicken accountant he remains that way until the next fiscal year", probably just one the best quotes ever.
Cesare Cruciani i don't get it
SensibleChuckle.gif
Wise words
Go chicken Go
😂😂😂
"FUCKING CHICKEN MAN!" Greatest villain line in all of cinema.
I Just love aki's such great villain
That line killed me. The way he said it was perfect!
Hahahaha... I laughed a good laugh.
@@kittens955 I managed to hold it in for the whole song. that line broke me lmao
Its amazing lol
"The smallest are the bravest" got me tearin up for real. I, too, am tiny, hairy, and trying my best in a world that looks down on creatures like me.
Manlet
do not worry, you are a noble magic rat.
@@larrytherustyboii7442 😂😂
ROCK AND STONE
@@The_KingDoge So-called free thinkers when I press V
"Some people don't like rats/ Because they hang out in trash/ But they're helping you with your pizza crust/ So you should fucking relax" Some beautiful fucking songwriting here
Funny
And it speaks the truth
@@monroerobbins7551 Too true. We wanna talk about climate change, yet we destroy the ecosystem, and for what?
Could do without the swearing.
It cannot
I don't want this series to end untill every animal has been done
Or at lease the chinese zodiac
Dragon too?
I hope Takeo goes back in time and tame a dinossaur. Can't think of a name for that song though.
I am a pig lol
@@PinkCow0 I am an ox...
My favorite pet rat - Reno - passed away tonight. Found this by complete random happenstance. Made things a little easier. This was beautiful.
It never gets easier, as a fellow rat parent I’m sorry for your loss. ❤️🩹
So sorry for your loss
"And even when you sleep, they watch over you"
Very comforting to know the rats got my back.
I would pay several times to see this as a musical about Takeo and his magical animal ninjas either in theaters or on-stage.
He befriends all the zodiac animals and goes on a quest to save a village.
This would be a genius broadway series
Yes wholesomeness
I am only hoping this happens sooner than later. I’ll pay.
I'd rather see it as a block buster full length movie
-Reads the newspapers.
Hiding a large diamond inside an even larger tuna is a crime?
-Immediately reverses afternoon plans!
By reversing your plans, you meant to hide a large tuna inside an even larger diamond, yes?
The little blurbs on the other side are also hilarious.
"An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael, a murdered high school student, in an animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy."
These guys really gave Takeo the recognition he deserved as the Japanese yodeler. Thanks man.
I saw chicken attack a few years ago, and today I just found out chicken pig attack and this exists, and i almost cried. Its so beautiful, only a true artist could make such a beautiful song. I want more, no i NEED more. This is just pure art and im honored to have heard this magic. I am filled with remorse for those people that havent heard these songs, because this is what cures depression and suicide, this is just beautiful.
Tj Productions wow
I wanna see snake attack
Sad is, i just found these today!
They did a Cow Attack recently 😁
@@rmfgotenks28 Thanks for telling me, didnt know yet
This bops hard. Just like chicken attack
chiccen attacc > rat attacc
The pig one just wasn't as ethereal and magical imo...
"The perfect -sequel- -threequel- trilogy doesn't exi-"
*This masterpeice:*
10/10
Theres 3 videos cough cough
@@chokalocpurple9243 oh right
it called trillogy not threequel
@@the_jingo ok
Honestly, I want more.
Did I just see old asian Sephiroth get arrested for tax evasion
I thought Sephiroth was already Asian?
Yes, yes you did. Astounding isn’t it?
I was thinking more of an asian Harrison Ford but yeah.
Yes, and next it's Trump's turn.
Evading taxes??? Truly a villain!
"Some people don't like rats,
because they hang out in trash.
but they help out with pizza crust
so you should fucking relax."
-Genius lyrics.
I didn't want this to be a thing. Chicken Attack was special.
Then I watched it. Those violins. That melodic beat. The yodels.
Maybe... the future isn't so bad. Maybe this is an okay timeline.
I know what you mean, I've been there - but Takeo & us (and Alexandra, the cellist) would never let you down 💖
I was kind of worried the last video would only get so much attention, because it was honestly not as great as Chicken attack, and Takeo deserved better in my opinion
I didn't expect this one so fast, but even without the surprise... I think I feel the same as this comment is describing. Well done, guys.
Australia is still on fire
So Deep and Wise, you're commentary 😁👍
@@WardNightstone Epstein didn't him self.
"If speaking the truth makes me mad, then being mad makes me happy."
Beautiful line.
Deep
“This is planet Earth, you can’t escape from life. Even in the bleakest dungeons.” Well said Chicken Sensei, well said.
Based and transcendent pilled
@@theone-tg4ey says the tyrant living his last days in fear
Let's also appreciate that the chicken accountant's laugh is on point.
The second song reaaaally missed the yodel section. Glad this one made up for it.
one day Takeo will turn his yodel up to 100% in the ensuing blast will create 1,000 ninjas
schmoyoho Bruh it sounded like a ANGEL sang this lol
Yeah second one lacked the flow but this is like a masterpiece 😁
The second song was nice in my opinion
I liked the 2nd song
As a song I liked it even more but yes it did need more yodel
"Takeo Ischi becomes 3rd artist ever"
What an achievement.
My family had three rats, two of them died but the third, the one that was more or less mine, is still alive, and this song just has a much more powerful meaning to me.
This is actually a very melodically beautiful song.
just make a movie musical already. i need 2 hours of this
Mutagen Ikr make a musical movie!!! XD
good idea, just email this to KevinFeige69.420 at hotmail dot com
I'd put in for a Kickstarter on that.
Absolutely! An entire zodiac based musical would be awesome. These videos inspired my druid who has a chicken animal companion.
Eh, that would be the only musical movie that I would gladly see !
When you beat the protagonist but start to hear song.
Nani?!
BAD HOBO * The antagonists* why do i hear boss music? E: my bad i spelt hear wrong
Why did I heard BOSS MUSIC
BAD HOBO u h o h s t i n k y
I bet Takeo never thought in his whole life he would be apart of RUclips videos where he sings about animals turning into ninjas kicking someone's ass. Love all of this!
Rats are cute and friend shaped. I just imagine that Takeo’s character grew up on a farm, and when he nearly lost it all due to thieves, he learned how to converse with animals and became intuned with their true power and nature, and became… kinda like a martial arts Dr. Dolittle and Steve Erwin crossover, treating the animals as peers rather than mere pets or stock.
Plus, I like that the chicken accountant helps in the conclusion, and isn’t just a one off. Chekhov’s Gun, my dude!
Rats, rats, we're the rats. We prey at night, we stalk at night, we're the rats.
benevolent stalking 🙏💖
Always
Lol
didnt expect to see a Jerma985 reference here
soundslike a powerwolf title xD
Song is actually really pretty, which is confusing because it's also really funny. The yodeling is also a top tier addition. What a strange but awesome mixture of things.
This is how it all started , you are welcome : ruclips.net/video/yO7MWuJ7zLA/видео.html
@throwscats throws cats, Takeo throws rats
I know right! Both really silly but remarkably heartfelt and such a ridiculous premise! I love it
throwscats my ears are crying tears of joy
I love that Takeo Ischi went for it. A lot of performers can get really huffy when they're asked to do something totally absurd. Takeo just went for it!
The melodies in these songs are intoxicating and this man is a treasure. "Get in line, it's whoopass time" sung to a tune that would make Debussey weep. This is the greatest juxtaposition in music since Suicide in an Airplane.
The smallest are the bravest , they always have you back😭..
God dammit the Bard took levels in Druid
Underrated comment...also that ninja rat has a nice booty.
Nah he just used Magical Secrets to pick up some druid spells. I mean he clearly has access to Shapechange, which would be hard to get as a bard spell while multiclassing.
@@exomancer3632 Maybe even Mass Polymorph? Otherwise, that was be a twinned normal polymorph which means there is sorcerer in there. Not the worst multiclass idea, bard and sorcerer.
Nerds! But yeah, I'm adding Takeo to my list of homebrews.
Nice one
It was an honor and a pleasure to share my craft alongside the inimitable Takeo. Schmoyoho is cool too. Accent on the YO.
it was an honor to have you, we hope your CCPA legend spreads to gain you many new clients before the end of the fiscal year 💖
...and you really need to copyright that laugh!
@@schmoyoho takeo is literally the best yodeller of all time
Maybe it's because I've loved Takeo for so long and I just found out this exists, but I literally cried watching this. Jesus christ what is wrong with me
Watching this while cuddling with my wonderful rat grandpas. We're moved to tears.
They also say that the rat is very attractive.
This is really fitting because once the Lunar New Year hits, it'll be The Year of The Rat.
pretty sure that was the idea
I respect that too
FYI today(25/1) is exactly the first day of the lunar new year
It’s also currently the year of the pig/swine so they released the pig one and now the rat one for the new year
Edit: correction. Yesterday was the last day of the year of the pig.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache uP
This only amplifies my fear of animals and accountants.
Hello, I see you been evading paying your taxes this year...
Super Saiyandwich OH NO
Honestly I'd rather fight the human sized rat than get caught up in legal shit lol
You can’t, evade us. Forensic accountant!
@@N-VAMusic IT'S WHOOP-ASS TIME!
who will win the lottery of SchmoBucks at 1M views???? only a chicken accountant could predict this
Or a matheratician
1:32 spine tingling, to he harmonisation of "They've come, to Saaave us"
Ring tone worthy again you crazy genius bastards
They miss lots of kicks, but they never miss a beat.
I wish this legend is my grandpa, imagine his lullaby .🥰
Lmao
@@gutenman7112 ikr
I want to thumbs up but its sitting at 420
lolololol
"Failure is only a part of training."
Master Takeo is very forgiving.
I personally know people who have doctorate degrees music theory, play over 9 instruments and are phenomenal artists all around, and I can confidently say that nothing they will ever make will supersede this absolute unit of a video.
To be honest even if I missed this huge "masterpiece" and even if I am a year late I cant just stop watching this over again just becuase of a man yodeling with chickens.
But I can’t just stop and think about how funny it is to me when the guy says "fucking ,chickens man!
Just becuase of this "masterpiece" as long with chicken attack and chicken pig attack you have earned a free sub and love from a fan of yours
Sincerely
-
Multi
Edit: Yes I have already subbed but I can’t accept the fact about how addicting this song is and like this if you people agree
crying with the chicken accountant that has to wait until FY2021 to regain normalcy
@Matias Bologna one year
@Matias Bologna The difference with the calendar year is when the cycle starts. In the US that's October, in most European countries May.
Me: I yodel to create a chicken ninja.
DM: roll performance check
Me: "rolls a 1*
DM: you get chicken accountant who cannot turn back until the next fiscal year
@@Obozo_Gaming Rolling a 2 in D&D is not always an automatic failure, unlike rolling a 1.
@@Beau74 Rolling a nat 1 is only an automatic failure for attack rolls, not skill checks...
It also doesnt have to be a failure for attacks, really it doesnt matter wut u roll with a fun creative DM
It could be such a massive failure that it succeeds xD
These videos with Master Ischi, very fine yodeler and friend of ever more creatures, always make me smile. I didn't know you had made more and am so excited to have found them! I hope everyone involved has as much fun making them as I do watching them. (This one is particularly special to me because I was born in a year of the Water Rat, so I'm a bit biased.)
I watch this series almost daily in the morning to prepare myself for the day. It just kicks things off right.
Holy shit it's real. I assumed it was a fake promo for the end of their last video, but they actually did it.
yea i think we all did
2019: Takeo summons Pig
2020: Takeo summons Rat
2021: according to Chinese New Year calendar, the next animal should be Ox
Cow is on the list.
Mine is Ox.
So, I probably thinking of what kind of song they made.
they left out the dog between the rooster (chicken) and the pig.
Snake 🐍 please! Thank you!
So after a decade we will have an avengers roster
My classmate sent this to our groupchat. Honestly, I'm glad he did or else I wouldn't discover this masterpiece
The way he sings "Noble, magic rats" is just so beautiful.
This beautiful man can make any song sound fucking majestic.
You got that right.
Apparently the whole concept of a mystical old man who is so kind and just he can sing friendship and magic in animals is enough to make me a wee bit teary eyed. Cuz when he hummed to the rat my eyes leaked over the sweetness.
I hate you.
Same
Omg... same
I also became teary eyed, his yodeling is very powerful and soulful.
Yup. Takeo has something in his voice that just touches ones soul. He's amazing.
Same bro. I want a power winth aninals and happines and lifting cows squatting and be the ultimate nature unity.
This shit wpuld be wrotten in scrolls if someone had the idea centuries ago.
[ancient yodel of justice, balance, and goodness]
Purely incredible trilogy!! 👏 this one definitely drives it home and opened my eyes to the potential this has to be an anime!!
Schmoyoho: Known for autotuning people's voices
Takeo Ischi: "Autotunes" himself
Schmoyoho: 🤩🙇♂️
"The chosen one !"
Thank you for making this, my brother just lost his first rat, Dinah. She was a very special girl and we all miss her, and I think this song correctly encompasses how we feel about her. I know you obviously didn't make it for that reason, but it still has helped us a lot.
Plus, we love your work, and of course Takeo-san is amazing as always. We were really excited that after all this time there were not one but two sequels. Thank you all.
This song must be rather touching for you then hm
Now a 3rd with Cow Attack! An it's so awesome!
This is an awesome squeakquel
Much respect for actually writing out the article below the gag newspaper headline. It always baffles me how even in multimillion-dollar productions so many choose not to spend the necessary 10 minutes to write a whole paragraph or two. Also, Takeo is incredible.
I love this a highly irrational degree. Am I crying? Is this visual poetry!? It is!😭😭😭
as a wise man once said, if speaking truth makes you mad...
@@schmoyoho 😳🤯 I think you just became my favorite person on the internet
“They’ve come to save us”
People in Europe 1350
Unfortunately they didn't have access to a magical yodeller
Oh damn lmaoo
Can we just appreciate for a moment the fact that yodeling can genuinely be inspiring and badass not just "quirky?"
"F*kin chickens man!" I felt that.
We have a third hero... And an accountant
Oi, accountants are heroes too in their own right.
The accountant will be leaving us next year😔
"I guess chicken accountants _aren't_ at the bottom of the pecking order."
🤦 Oof. Badum tsh!
hey, he's not the one that has a side gig in stand-up
Chicken accountant's laugh was a thing, too.
If you look you can see Michael trying really hard not to laugh during that scene.
“[laughing that sounds like a chicken-human hybrid, a veritable wonder of nature and magic]“
I really like those manually created subtitles.
No one is talking about it but that is some fine work on the made-up news copy from 5:42 to 6:03. And on a detail that small that only a tiny fraction of people will see. The Gregory Brothers and their team really do put in the work.
I've had Chicken Attack, Chicken Pig Attack, and Rat Attack on repeat for most of the day now. I NEED MORE!!!!!
Year of the pig. Year of the rat.. And before that year of the chicken. Hey what about year of the dog? Will you do a year of dragon too?
Really hope that' ayes. This series is inexpressibly joyful.
I don't know that they have the budget for Year of the Tiger...Rabbit, Sheep, Cow, Dog, Snake, and Horse should be doable; Monkey, maybe not that hard. Tiger and Dragon would NOT be easy. There's also the fact that you probably don't have to transform tigers or dragons into human-shaped ninjas in order to get them to be effective fighters. Horses and cattle would probably do okay as horses and cattle, too. And dogs are ALREADY hired to fight criminals by police forces all over the world. But I'd be down for Takeo fighting evil with his rabbit, sheep, and garter-snake friends.
@@IanOsmond dragons wouldn't be hard. As long as they use bearded dragons
He remains that way until the next fiscal year *my God* this is genius
Almost snorted coffee out of my nose when that one hit me ! :-D
I've rewatched this so many times over the past coupleof years. It /still/ makes me tear up a little. Absolute masterpiece. :)
Word IS a chaotic and a sad place, where you can easily feel lonely and hurt.
We can fight All the Injustice and Pain with more videos like this.
Is this...
Is this the end?
Have we reached the final song?
No, i can't- won't believe it
Micheal has had a very strange progression throughout the Schmo Cinematic Universe.
First he was the Milk Thug, hanging out with jontron, and guest starring in herp de derp.
Then he was RoomieOfficial’s best friend/roommate.
And now he is an apprentice for a animal ninja making yodeler.
What a strange life.
All jokes aside, this is actually good music.
What a wonderful voice ! 😇
Wait... he’s a Pokémon trainer. It all makes sense now
ಠಿ_ಠಿ
rattata, blaziken and emboar
@@maybeespen9838 Make that a Raticate. An Alolan one.
No, pokemons don't evolve and devolve on demand.
He's a digimon trainer
@@DemBigOlEyes Lmao mean but I just keep thinking about those and can't stop laughing all I can think of is that episode of all the fatticates and rattatas eating away the warehouse until the trump mongoose shows up :D
stand power: yodel
it can transform animals into ninjas thanks to it yodel
Overpowered stand
@@mb_science It still can't match Star Platinum or The World
Yodel can transform animals into accountants
So it's like star platinum
@@MasterKombatBro You mean it's the same kind of stand as Star Platinum?
This is my second favorite, right after Chicken Attack! I love this song so much!
Please, don't ever stop making this little series of yours! This is some awesome content, and I would seriously pay megalicious bucks to see you continue this adventure! If you have a patreon page or something similar, I would gladly donate to your cause! 🤩
I want Takeo-san continue to use his yodeling techniques to sing more modern songs. It sounds so heavenly.
Subtitles at 2:52 say "Ancient yodel of justice and comeuppance" and couldn't be more correct
Arun Nambirajan beautiful
More Takeo please I'm 22 now known about Mr. Takeo since I was 19 found more of him me and my mother love him. Anyways keep the great work dawg!
this is the closest to being happy ive ever been.
As an ex rat owner, this made me cry, beautiful song.
from Aki's point of view, the chickens are evil!
...yappari... fuckin' chickens, man...
Aki-san, my allegiance is to THE REPUBLIC! to CHICKENOCRACY!
@@schmoyoho Well... as long as the chickens are extreme right wing, and kind to honest businessmen like me!
"They're helping you with your pizza cruuuust, so you should fucking relax"
0:35 - That chicken suit is tight enough that you can tell whether or not the guy is circumcised.
...I think it might be just a little snug.
The Yakuza boss' frustration with the whole thing at the end always makes me cry with laughter 😅 "F*cking chickens man!!!" 😆
Words to live by...
you can notice the guy is containing his laughter so much.
And the fact that it's in English (with English subtitles, no less!) just makes if funnier.
@Ruka Pacyfistka You just made our day - both of us!
御親切に (^‿^) (◕‿◕)
He'd fit well with the Hound from Game of Thrones :-D
The first song is so catchy and special.
The sequel is really good.
But this third song is an unexpected masterpiece (both in the fun & music/melody quality).
Seriously, this is so dope !
I love this guy, he represents two cultures I admire and love and I think he is one of the best Yodelers.
I see the rat and the villains doing some capoera moves
My favorite one so far.
ITS WHOOP-ASS TAHHHHHH-IME
[Ancient yodel of peace, justice, and wisdom]
You'd think this crime boss would just cut his losses and stop messing with the man that is literally turning animals into ninjas, but no, now he's in jail.
You THINK he's in jail. He could have jumped bail, and is hiding out in a Chiba fishing village as we speak...
tl;dr: neat.
Long form: I know it's all in fun, and it's meant to be a bit corny, but I really, truly love Takeo's voice and the Gregory Brothers' writing. For years, I've explained your work to my kids the same as I have with Lisa Gerrard's work: the lyrics or sounds may come off as nonsense, but the point is the music that comes from within us. So often, in writing songs, we get caught up too much on the words, and it loses the feeling and translation. I think that's why I gravitate so much, in moods and phases, to music in languages I don't understand --- I can just appreciate the point as the artists intended.
I don't know why but when I need a good cry I play this song.
I swear man , the melody stucked in my head , especially the pre chorus . I watched this last week , and today out of the blue , It pop out in my head and I was humming to it , i tried so hard to remember so hard where is this melody came from then I remember the yodel grandpa .
We waited a year for another one then we get 2 in a span of a month. Very happy with this lol
if this works exponentially, maybe we can get to 256 in a few years
HE NEEDS SOME MILK
This slaps. Totally enjoying the adventures of old Japanese lvl 15 Bard/Druid man.