@@MisterHyahare you ok man? This is like the first time I’ve felt genuinely concerned for someone other than myself. At least that’s what I remember. Amnesia from being stabbed in the head. Don’t ask
the fact that link barley looks afraid when the blights come @ him in the divine beast but HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED WHEN THE FARIES TRY AND SMOOCH HIM
"You never know when it might be useful." "But that rubber suit looks like a gimp suit." "Judgy much?" "And it smells like fish." "Don't shame me." "And you never have pants on. Including right now." "I'm not apologizing."
Level 5 upgrade: link comes back out of the fairy pond at night, exhausted and tired, as all the faires wave goodbye There's a reason we don't have this
I know we're all joking, but the fourth upgrade genuinely makes me a little uncomfortable. I always skip that cutscene, but it's never fast enough to avoid the manic glee and Link-snatching.
@@EmmittB-cn5dp I did this shi last night went thru all the upgraded unloacked all the fairies in one go and yeah bitch snatched me and tried to drown my ass at least I got the fierce deity set to max now and all my weapons do 50 plus damage I only did the fire wind and spirit temple so far bout to do zora
@@RomanTorchwickRWBY he got traumatized by what happened and now has to pay alot of money to the therapist and the therapist uses it to get their kids through college but it's a joke that mostly in accurate in the US since in places like my country it's free
A blush is a rush of blood to the head, which can be caused by many different emotional reactions. Examples include: Anger, Embarrassment, That feeling right before the tears start welling up in your eyes and your throat closes up and you're just attempting to swallow your emotions but you can't because you've been doing that for so long and everyone has a limit.... and you know, Arousal.
And he pays for it, them upgrades ain’t free in totk, mats and rupees this time around. But at least the rupee cost isn’t front loaded into unlocking the fairies this time
omg.. my TV is close to my window, and I was doing a marathon upgrading session one afternoon, and I realized the neighbors were in their yard with the kids and I started to worry wondering if they could hear the whole thing lmao.. now I turn the volume down before I visit the fairy
Wait i was playing with sound of at the time, deadass? I was just surprised they said link had scars, cause i love the idea that he does, and it makes sense as a body guard/knight/swordsman that he would
@@hefesan I think they were less rare than you think in botw becase they dropped from silver enemies as well as dropping from the sky. I know they are very common while skydiving now but i think it evens out between both games.
@lostsoul7462 255 ppl found it funny. 255 to 1 is 99.9%. So here's your L for not having a similar sense of humor and being negative for no reason. 🫴🏾 L
zelda: so....I heard you visited the fairies ... link: uh....yeah...you know...for armor upgrades...they upgrade armor...everyone knows that ... zelda: (sigh) well at least you didn't drown...goodness knows I would have ... link: what? ... zelda: what?
@@breanda And she was 17 the day the calamity returned. If we ignored that 100 year time gap, a few years undeniably have passed between the end of BotW and the start of TotK. Zelda is certainly an adult in TotK. Now whether she is "adult" in the other sense remains to be seen. We do know Link and Zelda have shared a bed between games...
@@OtisCluck wait, what games have tingle in them? bc i know hes in MM but thats not hyrule, its termina (preeetty sure its some weird alt world or smth, i forgot the lore though)
I know, like he could easily just take a step back when she goes in for the kiss; also in Breath of the Wild the fairy says to link, "you're cute when you're blushing". Implying he was, well, blushing. This ship is a lot more valid than what people give it credit for.
@colehamrick6252 if you watch a lot of legend of zelda tears of the kingdom theories, then you would know that he might be with zelda because in totk when you go back to your house in Hateneo Village, you end up reading Zelda's diary saying something about how your house is also her house. Plus there's only one bed in your house so that kind of makes you wonder if they are together. Also in the Japanese version of the game, she calls Link her lover. It's really hard for me to explain, but if you want more information, then just look up theories on how people thinks they are together both in botw & in totk.
@colehamrick6252 also I think someone asked him if he has someone that he likes. I forgot who though. It might have been a Gerudo or one of the Great Fairies. I remember I ran into someone who asked me that question. You can answer that question.
@colehamrick6252 If you want more information, then just look up theories. There's also sayings that Link can talk to or mainly express his thoughts on missions he does, but sadly, it only works in the Japanese version. In the Japanese version, the "Adventure Log" is basically Link's diary. He expresses his thoughts on the mission he completes. The game is so much different when you're playing it in Japenese or any other foreign languages compared to English version. Just thought u should know.
Link has secretly a son with one of the Great Fairies. His sons name is Tingle, a pastel green haired handsome looking great Fairy boy who is a Toddler but looks like 12. He has the face and eyes of Link and this is why his name is Link the Fairy. XD Because he is immortal, the mother told him to follow and support Link as long as he is alive, with his green flower Fairy fountain.
Literally happened with me and my roommate the other day. I tried SO HARD to finish her dialogue before he came in. Fortunately, he’s playing the game too, so I wasn’t too harshly judged
At 4 ⭐️ Armor, they pick you up and pull you into the water. You get the suggestive noises, and Link is out of breath afterwards. It seems like they fuck him, as most Great Fairies WANT or NEED to use Link, but honestly I think he's just drowning slowly 😂
honestly, she probably let link know about her *methods* of upgrading armor that still doesn’t make it ok in botw though, since link is only like 16 in botw… although, it is fine in totk because he’s about 20 in totk
Actually considering the progression of the levels from blowing a kiss, kissing the finger and flicking, then actually smooching link, I think the final stage is they just vore him...
*Entering a house for recovery.* *Gets kissed by Ruto. Falls backwards in Water.* *Gets told by a tree sprout that she wants to marry him.* *And now Great Fairies kidnap him.*
I like how link goes against the biggest most destructive creatures in all of high rule with zero fear but when a BIG woman goes to kiss him he's horrified this means link is afraid of women
I think he is just afraid of the great faeries in general because they are SO big. He interacts with normal sized women just fine and even flirts in the dialogue sometimes with women.
I don’t remember which fairies exactly said this but once you get the troupe to play for them and they leave and then talk to the fairy one of them goes “I imagined someone bigger” Or something along those lines. Like that fairy was clearly already considering it
I think I know which one you're talking about because I just recently unlocked all the Great Fairies, I think it's the blue fairy in the Hebra region that says that to Link.
![YoungBoy Never Broke Again - Missing Everything [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dTYeMZGzOzw/mqdefault.jpg)
The fact that they legitimately play link's death scream during the 4th upgrade is crazy.
Yeah because his fucking innocence died 💀
Nah that’s just his safe word
Death by Snu Snu
@@princerollins1629 Fuck was about to make that joke good on you lol.
And the way he reaches out, like he's desperate for a last ditch effort for survival. 😂
I love how the noise Link makes is the same one for when he dies 😭
He's an independant dude
Not dies, just falls into the abyss
he died of snu snu
The little death
Pain and pleasure are two sides of the same coin.
"Link, Blink twice if you're a victim."
"upgrade another useless amor to lv4 " sorry what did u said
@@MisterHyahare you ok man? This is like the first time I’ve felt genuinely concerned for someone other than myself. At least that’s what I remember. Amnesia from being stabbed in the head. Don’t ask
@@Gunnergamingyt2What did they say
@@Gunnergamingyt2what did the comment say
@@Palemis all I know is that it was concerning. I forgot
How is everyone just letting that opening line SLIIIIDE 💀
It just slides because she's so wet 😂
That’s exactly what I was wondering like it was WAAAAAYYY to wild to just be skipped over
THAT'S WHAT I SAID
Bc it’s a joke and you don’t have to point out every single joke🤦♀️
Yeah they just let it slide in and out and in
Link fr gets harassed by at least one older female entity in every fucking game 💀💀💀😭
wish I could say the same about me
Linky don’t mind it 😂😂😂😂
@Henbot right,AND they shouldn't make him look so "grabbable"....is this what Gannon went thru?
@@jdwilliamsnorkprojects734:0 that's why Ganon became a villain!
FRRR
Your honor, the plaintiff consented to sexual intercourse when he agreed to upgrade his armor to lvl 4
better call saul
Weird, when I said that in court they just said I was guilty and then some guy in prison made me wear Link's Gerudo outfit.
@@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace You make it sound like that’d be a punishment
@@cowmooflage there's always that one comment
@@cjofulue5218 😏
"What happens in the fairy fountain stays in the fairy fountain."
-Link probably
“What happens in the Fairy Fountain is discussed in multiple sessions of therapy.”
-Link 2023
Ah hed just say "AHHHHHH"
I just need fanart of link holding up a poster in his right hand that says that with kiss marks all over his face
thats why he dont speak regular just heeeaa
And ao3. I’ve seen some things.
In her defense, she does ask, "are you sure?" Before every upgrade.
She gets consent.
Exactly, she's no criminal!😂
Underrated comment
I concent to an upgrade not to be assult
@@andrewleyton6689 she assumes you know what comes with the package. Read the fine print.
dammit youre right 😂
the fact that link barley looks afraid when the blights come @ him in the divine beast but HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED WHEN THE FARIES TRY AND SMOOCH HIM
@@randomyoutubeuser2424
😐
@@randomyoutubeuser2424or afraid of being sexually assaulted
goron hugs!
That wasn't covered in basic, nor did it come up while with the champions.
@@randomyoutubeuser2424 funny time in BoTW,link definitely linked his sausage to impa in that one scene😏
Broke: "The most durable thing in the game is the Hylian shield."
Woke: "The most durable thing in the game is Link's pelvis."
249 likes and no comments? I’ll fix that.
Ok
I fucking choked
How the hell does he manage to support the fairies weight on his crotch?
@@TheActualMars with the power of courage, duh.
Bro, after that lvl 4 attack Link respawns with no stamina 💀
Lol
Things gotten down real quick 💀💀💀
WAIT ACTUALLY?!
@@Visi0nss yep it's happens
@@_Spong101_ bruh ain't no way! 🤣🤣🤣
"link, why do you have every piece of armor in the game upgraded to level 4?"
"uhhh"..😅😢
For completion obviously
because level 4 is better than not upgrading it
"You never know when it might be useful."
"But that rubber suit looks like a gimp suit."
"Judgy much?"
"And it smells like fish."
"Don't shame me."
"And you never have pants on. Including right now."
"I'm not apologizing."
There was a reason why the game doesn't let you upgrade to level 5..
HELL NAW 💀💀
And suddenly there are 2 fairys
@@DrAnime-u5x 2 more fairies.
AAH NOW I IMAGINE IT💀
Finna have a baby after lvl 5
the fact that link looked so TERRIFIED when she went in for that smooch. and then death sound at lvl4- i cant man 😂😂😂
-Can he even breath
That woman could EAT him lmao
link goin on a full on cave exploration
Excuse me, you got a what to pick with them? 💀
Oml XD
💀
Cotton
I didn't hear it until it repeated💀
Came looking for this comment
“I got a BONER to pick with these great fairy’s” 💀💀💀💀💀
Lv. 4 upgrade: Link gets violated and traumatized.
Level 5 upgrade: link comes back out of the fairy pond at night, exhausted and tired, as all the faires wave goodbye
There's a reason we don't have this
I know we're all joking, but the fourth upgrade genuinely makes me a little uncomfortable. I always skip that cutscene, but it's never fast enough to avoid the manic glee and Link-snatching.
@@memelordreview209and unable to sit or walk straight.
Noted: don't upgrade to lvl 4
To late…
Edit: MA GET THE CAMRA IM FAMOUS
@@EmmittB-cn5dp I did this shi last night went thru all the upgraded unloacked all the fairies in one go and yeah bitch snatched me and tried to drown my ass at least I got the fierce deity set to max now and all my weapons do 50 plus damage I only did the fire wind and spirit temple so far bout to do zora
Noted: always ubrgade to level four
@@bruno_is_here You beat me too it
No do just.......
Immediately hit skip... Immediately.
Imagine if the stamina bar would be empty after the lvl 4 upgrade cinematic 💀
LMAO
This was the only funny comment
All women like link for a reason fellas
@@ASH_HYPES_ALONEto be fair link is litterally made to be attrictive.
@@ASH_HYPES_ALONEwell, a guy liked Link too 😂
Upgrading my equipment while my family are around is always difficult.
Pensaba que era la única cola XD
Or when u finally pay to open one and the plant…suspiciously… does that weird animation and noise before it explodes open….
My kids are always like "what's she doing?" And I gotta just say "nothing"
Zelda: “Link why did you upgrade all the useless armor sets to level 4?”
Link: 🤷🏻😅
Damn
I mean
Hear me out,its a world woth magic right so shrinking or gigantification potions excist right
Hear me out
Link set his priority’s STRAIGHT like that
@@mddavids8778I will most certainly nit be hearing you out
@@Jcassss 😏😏come on
You know ya want to
Link getting ready to single handedly put a therapist's kids through college:
Swear to god, underrated comment.
I don't get it lol huh?
@@antoniodunbar1643A lot of people are traumatized and will need therapy, the therapist gets a ton of cash, they then afford to send kids to college
somebody gotta explain this joke to me
@@RomanTorchwickRWBY he got traumatized by what happened and now has to pay alot of money to the therapist and the therapist uses it to get their kids through college but it's a joke that mostly in accurate in the US since in places like my country it's free
You consented when you pressed A. Proven in court
But you could argue it is coercive because for link to survive he needs to upgrade his armour and to upgrade his armour he needs to fuck the fairy
@@TheseUseless then the judge would rule it as a skill issue
@@DimlyLitDragon the justice system regarding r-pe and SA in a nutshell
@@TheseUselessalso the argument its not informed consent, link at least looks mighty shocked.
@@bergrritothebeggoon that was the excitement taking over him, he knew what he came for since back in botw, and he's back for more
Death by snu snu...
Followed by fairy full recovery.
What’s a snu snu
@@sterlingtripp2231a females privates
@@sterlingtripp2231seggs
@@sterlingtripp2231you have to know to know
@@Stephanie2-1-1-3 what is it???
If you skip cutscene four at the right moment it looks like she swats him like a fly and then laughs at him.
YOU GOT A WHAT TO PICK WITH THEM? 💀
He said boner which means many problems
You wouldn’t know because it’s in an old dictionary
@Goblin Want gold I thought it meant the act of burning down a children's hospital, which would imply that I have a boner almost every day
@@goblinwantgold not what was meant
@@goblinwantgold vro that ain't what I meant he said boner like an erection like the arousal of a males reproduction system
@@goblinwantgold note that he said boner and not bone
link canonically is into them too, some dialogue mentions he blushes whenever he sees them lmao
A blush is a rush of blood to the head, which can be caused by many different emotional reactions.
Examples include: Anger, Embarrassment, That feeling right before the tears start welling up in your eyes and your throat closes up and you're just attempting to swallow your emotions but you can't because you've been doing that for so long and everyone has a limit.... and you know, Arousal.
@@Avenray19so basically you can blush because: horny, mad, sad, or ashamed
@cosmicduogacha333 The fun part is guessing which is which!
@@forestgreenpeach333 all at the same time
@@Avenray19 no a fairy flirts w him, then laughs and says “nvm i’m just playin ur cute when u blush” - implied romantic
You have no idea how hard I laughed when link just gets taken to the shadow realm with those fairies
"Point where they touched you on the doll link"
(Points at The a whole ass doll)
Nah 💀
Accurately recreate what she did to you with the doll link
@@madmanwithaplan1826
“Inserts the whole doll through a hole”
@@bunnybaca😢
At lvl 4 Link gets used as a sex toy... Change my mind...
You got a point
And he pays for it, them upgrades ain’t free in totk, mats and rupees this time around. But at least the rupee cost isn’t front loaded into unlocking the fairies this time
True, but he does pay for it
Totk is a nintendo game and Nintendo employees dont get enough time off to learn basic sex ed
Either that or he’s just straight up vored. The fade to black is a respawn
When you’re upgrading your armor to defeat, Ganon, but your parents walk in
*mashes the X button*
LEGIT! Have to either upgrade when they're not home, or late at night lmao
omg.. my TV is close to my window, and I was doing a marathon upgrading session one afternoon, and I realized the neighbors were in their yard with the kids and I started to worry wondering if they could hear the whole thing lmao.. now I turn the volume down before I visit the fairy
@@mohawkmaster5728*Smashes the X button
It has stage 5 too: Link pays Child Support💀
I love how Link goes from blushing at an air kiss to full on terror.
I love how
@@kingpen5866 I
Another thing like this is if you get a massage from the apprentice in Gerudo town, the screen fades to black and there’s some suspicious sounds
Yeah I always hesitate to talk with female npcs because of the noises sone make lmao
LMFAO ive noticed this. I still go to her because she gives good hearts and etc
Wait i was playing with sound of at the time, deadass? I was just surprised they said link had scars, cause i love the idea that he does, and it makes sense as a body guard/knight/swordsman that he would
Also, they want so many star fragments its not even funny. With a rupee charge on top its just basically highway robbery
Well at the very least they aren't as rare as in botw
@@hefesan I think they were less rare than you think in botw becase they dropped from silver enemies as well as dropping from the sky. I know they are very common while skydiving now but i think it evens out between both games.
now tloz can feel the pain of the goblin tinkerer in terraria!! yay!!
Wait till you find a girl you like 😅
@breanda oh dear lord I've wasted enough on him. At least the great fairy doesn't charge me to give me the broken modifier
this is even more messed up when you remember link was 17 before he was set into his 100 year nap
MFW this reminded me OoT Link is 7 years old the whole game 😳
how she picked up Link and snuggled him is what i do with my cats 😂
i'm surprised Link doesn't have a concussion with how fast she grabbed him
The whip lash😂😂😂
Bro really said " They took my innocent, and now by law we're married".
he didn’t say that
@@lostsoul7462 It was a joke
@@lucid3067 jokes should be funny. L
@lostsoul7462 255 ppl found it funny. 255 to 1 is 99.9%. So here's your L for not having a similar sense of humor and being negative for no reason. 🫴🏾 L
zelda: so....I heard you visited the fairies
...
link: uh....yeah...you know...for armor upgrades...they upgrade armor...everyone knows that
...
zelda: (sigh) well at least you didn't drown...goodness knows I would have
...
link: what?
...
zelda: what?
Bahahahahah 😂😂😂
Suggestion.
Saying "Goddess knows" would be more in character for Zelda than "Goodness knows".
@Redstonewarrior0 that sounds likely, never played zelda in my life but this bit was too funny
He’s TRYING to save himself for Zelda he looks so uncomfy with that kiss 😂
There was a reason why in breath of the wild they were sealed and needed your money. You were paying their BAIL my dude!
lmao now they were traumatized from prison and needed to hear music 😱😱
Nope, you pay for their "services"
Literally sent to horny jail.
“Waiting till marriage” nahhh waiting till fricking Zelda would stop getting kidnapped or going missing
fr, like damn can you stop my man link just wants some (of age) zeldussy
@@breanda
And she was 17 the day the calamity returned. If we ignored that 100 year time gap, a few years undeniably have passed between the end of BotW and the start of TotK. Zelda is certainly an adult in TotK.
Now whether she is "adult" in the other sense remains to be seen. We do know Link and Zelda have shared a bed between games...
Ah yes. Hyrule's most wanted sex offenders, the great fairies. It sure as hell looks like that Link didn't consent
Pretty sure the most wanted sex offender is Tingle
@@OtisCluck most unwanted sex offender
Bro fr used him as a se x toy😔
@@OtisCluck wait, what games have tingle in them? bc i know hes in MM but thats not hyrule, its termina (preeetty sure its some weird alt world or smth, i forgot the lore though)
I mean, you do pay for the "upgrade". That might be seen as consent in the Hylian Courts.
I was waiting for someone to make a video about how offended they were that the fairies didn't ask for consent.
Theyre faeries, you think they give a shit about something as trifling as "consent"?
YOU HAVE A WHAT?!?
A boner to pick with the great fairies
He has got a bone-oooohhhhhh
A grandma, they're pretty common.
@@cossakrose then why don't I have one
@@darkmudofhorror8224 just because they're common doesn't mean they're guaranteed. :(
Nah man, Link already knows what happens at level 3. When he gets level 4, he came back for seconds. He's just nervous cause that's a BIG WOMAN. XD
I know, like he could easily just take a step back when she goes in for the kiss; also in Breath of the Wild the fairy says to link, "you're cute when you're blushing". Implying he was, well, blushing. This ship is a lot more valid than what people give it credit for.
Tbf people can also blush from embarrassment, nervousness, and shame
"That's a huge bitch."
Rauru:”this issue doesn’t concern me bye” *proceeds to fade away*
Link:TAKE ME WITH YOUuUUUU *gets snacthed* *prays to goddess hylia*
I think they say "are you sure", so they DO ask for consent.
I love that the level 3 enhancements make link sound like he is about to cry
I would too
@@cowmooflage same
Bro got a what to pick with the fairies 💀💀💀
Link fully upgrading all his gear- "My body is ready"
😂
Man i miss Reggie
The worst part is that while you are upgrading armor, your mom always walks into the room
😂 oh NOOOOOOO
I still remember when i first saw that scene happen in Botw i honestly yelled WTF because i just saw Link get "special treatment "
YOU GOTTA WHAT TO PICK
He wants to hit em with something hard, size varies
LOL ORIGINAL COMMENT 😂😂😂
Noted: Always upgrade to level 4 💀
Ong
Anything for get laid%
The fact he comes back with 0 stamina after the cutscene ends is so insane dude.
Tip:Never upgrade to level 4
Jokes on you I did it 4 times already
@@biscuitspoken9536 So did i but dont tell anyone just dont
I upgrade all my armor to level 4 😏😏😏
The tip is what they want
@@TheLegend-220 Hmmm kinda sus bruh
Great fairies from BOTW and TOTK: *Grabs link.*
Link: no! I want to live! I WANT TO LIVE!!!
We all have to turn down our volume too, just to make sure people around us don’t hear moaning
Shit I have to go portable just so no one pops in out of nowhere😂
So, uh, I may have had the sound on at full blast while next to some relatives just yesterday..
Sorry grandpa.. 😅
The fairies don't even care that Link has a love interest💀
Does he?
@colehamrick6252 if you watch a lot of legend of zelda tears of the kingdom theories, then you would know that he might be with zelda because in totk when you go back to your house in Hateneo Village, you end up reading Zelda's diary saying something about how your house is also her house. Plus there's only one bed in your house so that kind of makes you wonder if they are together. Also in the Japanese version of the game, she calls Link her lover. It's really hard for me to explain, but if you want more information, then just look up theories on how people thinks they are together both in botw & in totk.
@colehamrick6252 also I think someone asked him if he has someone that he likes. I forgot who though. It might have been a Gerudo or one of the Great Fairies. I remember I ran into someone who asked me that question. You can answer that question.
@@Ace-e4d If he really is with Zelda, then I feel bad for Paya :(
@colehamrick6252 If you want more information, then just look up theories. There's also sayings that Link can talk to or mainly express his thoughts on missions he does, but sadly, it only works in the Japanese version. In the Japanese version, the "Adventure Log" is basically Link's diary. He expresses his thoughts on the mission he completes. The game is so much different when you're playing it in Japenese or any other foreign languages compared to English version. Just thought u should know.
Bet Link is too embarrassed to file charges, poor bastard.
Even if he did they’d probably tell him to man up or that he was asking for it 😔
@@blu7384plus let be honest here, they're not called the Great Fairies for nothing. They are extremely powerful.
@@supersonicx7216 they'd seduce the judge and jury, it's rigged from the beginning
Also, with a ruined kingdom, imagine how costly it would be to do a professional report. 500,000 Rupees fr fr
@@blu7384 judicial system fr
You have a WHAT!? To pick with the fairies
That’s what I’m saying
The fact that she does it in botw is insane as well, poor link is traumatized ❤
The fact that
“Ok so how many things in botw and totk should be able to give link ptsd?”
“Yes.”
Is it me or did he pronounce it as "boner"
It was obvious that he did
Link has secretly a son with one of the Great Fairies. His sons name is Tingle, a pastel green haired handsome looking great Fairy boy who is a Toddler but looks like 12. He has the face and eyes of Link and this is why his name is Link the Fairy. XD
Because he is immortal, the mother told him to follow and support Link as long as he is alive, with his green flower Fairy fountain.
Wait is that real?
Bruh have you SEEN Tingle??? Dude looks 35 with a wife and kids or some shit in majora
@@gumbywithagun4293 This is why Fairy Boy is reborn as a handsome Great Fairy.
remember when the great fairies used to help the hero for free?
Times are tough for everyone my dude 😂
It’s the gas prices man😔
@Farris Wheel yuh them zonai cells aint cheap
Zelda when I’m playing alone : link is picking mushrooms, catching horses , doing guests
Zelda when my parents walk in :
Literally happened with me and my roommate the other day. I tried SO HARD to finish her dialogue before he came in. Fortunately, he’s playing the game too, so I wasn’t too harshly judged
„In tears of the kingdom”
Breath of the wild: left the chat
Link was never going to considering the “fanart” of some of the characters in Hyrule, but he indeed did not die a virgin
Ayo I would get my armor to level 5 if I could
AYOOOOOOOOOOO
Wtf would she even do at level 5? Just jump out of the fountain and take her clothes off or some shit?
@Electro yez
@@Electro4890 for upgrade 5 there's an unskippable six hour sex scene
For the defense, right? FOR THE DEFENSE, RIGHT?!?!?
I g o t a b o n e r t o p i c k
Never in my life did i imagine that happening
At 4 ⭐️ Armor, they pick you up and pull you into the water.
You get the suggestive noises, and Link is out of breath afterwards.
It seems like they fuck him, as most Great Fairies WANT or NEED to use Link, but honestly I think he's just drowning slowly 😂
The upgrade of '23
Level 5 : Link becomes a sub to the dom fairies and has mutant fairy/hylian kids
Nah, level 5 there will be a entire mini game 💀
I mean it has to be soccer, what else could it be 😇
Link is gonna get reversed-birthed by that crazy lady.
That got me 😅😅😂😂
I’m down
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
“What about tier 15?”
Filing divorce papers
Stay away from that!! We don't talk about tier 15!
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YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT!
Marriage
DO NOT DO TIER 15!
"I got a BONER to pick" 💀
Technically, when you agreed to have your armor upgraded, you gave consent
Fairies my man you gotta word your requests properly
honestly, she probably let link know about her *methods* of upgrading armor
that still doesn’t make it ok in botw though, since link is only like 16 in botw… although, it is fine in totk because he’s about 20 in totk
@@touch_me.He was at least 17. Thats means its possible he was older.
Bro is down bad 💀
Actually considering the progression of the levels from blowing a kiss, kissing the finger and flicking, then actually smooching link, I think the final stage is they just vore him...
What does vore mean?
@ You don't want to know. Just trust me
@@Quinnsterm_nspl_sh, don’t tell him. They shouldn’t have told be but they did. And now we’re telling you, you don’t wanna know.
@Look it up or something, I’ll tell you one thing though it ain’t nice.🤷🏾
Oh God no... 😳
The moaning from her
No she’s just explaining set bonuses to him again
You got a what
I hereby declare the great fairies guilty of making me stiffer than titanium
*Entering a house for recovery.*
*Gets kissed by Ruto. Falls backwards in Water.*
*Gets told by a tree sprout that she wants to marry him.*
*And now Great Fairies kidnap him.*
My boy Link be drowning in 🐱
Edit: 👇 Check the reply section to see how many times my boy drowned in 🐱
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@@No-wt5im how dare u put more sculls than me
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I like how link goes against the biggest most destructive creatures in all of high rule with zero fear but when a BIG woman goes to kiss him he's horrified this means link is afraid of women
Our poor bi king
MOOD
I think he is just afraid of the great faeries in general because they are SO big. He interacts with normal sized women just fine and even flirts in the dialogue sometimes with women.
Link can parry and stop a charging golden lynel dead in its tracks with a pot lid and lets the fairies do WHAT to him?
Link has W rizz
Nice profile pick hmhmh Fredrick hmhm
@@Quinder yahahaw
More like, Unspoken Rizz
you got a WHAT to pick😭😭
The fairy: you like when I upgrade you? I’ll show you a real upgrade.
You can even hear Link screaming, implying that he does not want that 😢
You got a what to pick?? 🤨
A BONER
B O N E R
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Also her excited noises when she grabs him and he screams lol dang. 😂
Nah bro you got a what to pick with them?
I really didn't hear it til the second time too.
I don’t remember which fairies exactly said this but once you get the troupe to play for them and they leave and then talk to the fairy one of them goes “I imagined someone bigger” Or something along those lines. Like that fairy was clearly already considering it
I think I know which one you're talking about because I just recently unlocked all the Great Fairies, I think it's the blue fairy in the Hebra region that says that to Link.
nintendo : we need to make our games child friendly
the one animation : best i can do is hidden *** scene
"I got a bone r to pick with these great faires"...
They stopped at level 4 because level 5 is bdsm
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Blud 😭
*equips bone armor*
I'm ready
W-What's level 6?
@@thehongler search up Elaine O Hara's death
my man would never be so unfaithful to his dragon wife 😭
If you looked in the comments you were asking for spoilers
OHHH lmao i thought this was a shrek joke but i get it now hahah
bruh stop spoiling wtf
@@ivythealiencat The title says “tears of the kingdom”
@@SuperJman1111 yeah i know i was trying to delete my comment