I manage a community garden that’s attached to a Denver Public School. The kids come out to see the garden & have no idea what I’m doing when I pull a carrot out of the ground. It’s a magic trick to them. I have to show them a carrot seed, which is TINY & explain that each of those seeds becomes a carrot if you care for it & water it. SMH 🤦♀️
Haha, I remember the community garden by East High School, so I hope that's the one you are talking about. I lived a few blocks away, and I never saw anyone there, but I wanted to help.
@@PhillipBell We’re near Place Bridge Academy (used to be Place Middle school) on Cherry Creek North between Monaco & Quebec. It’s a little bigger than East. We have 49 plots & the school is really active. I love seeing the kids learn how to grow their own food. So glad you remembered one of our gardens! There are over 200 of them now!!
Let's elect trump so he can put more tariffs out there. He is going mess up our farmers. We will be importing all our food. He is an idiot without a clue
Fun Facts: Chickens come from eggs. Age old question solved. The whole thing about evolution that will help people having issues with this is that at some point a not chicken laid an egg that hatched a chicken. Welcome to evolution. Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk
What about the parents? Have schools got to teach the most basic things to kids these days? My lad knew eggs came from chickens before he ever saw a school room.
@@alanchase7329 What about the parents?... well, in America, the parents aren't educating their children, they're too busy harassing the school board dictating what can and can't be taught.
@@notme2daybingo bingo bingo we have a winner 💯. I say lazy parenting, letting toddlers play on cellphones, computers, TV, game systems instead of interacting with them. Boy do they love blaming everyone else for their kids shitty behavior & ignorance..
I was 24 years old when I first snatched a vegetable growing in a garden to be later eaten for dinner. Yeah, intellectually I knew where food stuffs came from but until that afternoon I didn't emotionally KNOW it. This embarrassing ignorance came from growing up in a middle class neighborhood where the only plants grown were, basically, roses and lawn grass.
My dad grew rhubarb (which we hated,) tomatoes, and very hot chilis. Our neighbor grew raspberries and blackberries which bulged through our wire fence and were absolutely delicious picked right off of the vine. Wonderful.
I've never seen the point in the question which came first the chicken or the egg. I prefer to question which came first, the chicken salad or the egg salad.
Eggs….like he said. Somewhere in evolution a close ancestor of chicken laid an egg that started to look like a chicken. The chicken we know today are highly hybridized man made creatures.
@@lone6523 Thanks for the comment... the chickens Costco uses for their $4.95 'Rotisserie' are bred to be perfect dimensions and weight... pass the platter please...
They laugh at being chastised, but by the f^ck, it's a big problem. People actually think the food we eat is made in factories, not just the processed garbage, ALL food.
I always thought that the chicken comes first. You see they used to be the same, a single cell dividing into two. The chicken became so complex it begann laying eggs
so glad you enjoy Fiji water. You whouls know that 12% of Fijians do not have clean drinking water despite FIJI Water comfortably extracting $43.01 million in water sales per year from the country.
Funny, it's the opposite for me. I see the people around me are like this, (not all, but a significant number) so I retreated away from them, found solitude and healed.
Cucumbers become pickles. Not all green apples turn red. Old MacDonald couldn't relate to SpongeBob- I don't blame him. Garbage in garbage in garbage in- take the garbage out.
The fucking shame of it all is that the only effect the old McDonald song has had was to teach our kids that farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O. Sad. Just fucking sad….
I manage a community garden that’s attached to a Denver Public School. The kids come out to see the garden & have no idea what I’m doing when I pull a carrot out of the ground. It’s a magic trick to them. I have to show them a carrot seed, which is TINY & explain that each of those seeds becomes a carrot if you care for it & water it. SMH 🤦♀️
Haha, I remember the community garden by East High School, so I hope that's the one you are talking about. I lived a few blocks away, and I never saw anyone there, but I wanted to help.
@@PhillipBell
We’re near Place Bridge Academy (used to be Place Middle school) on Cherry Creek North between Monaco & Quebec. It’s a little bigger than East. We have 49 plots & the school is really active. I love seeing the kids learn how to grow their own food. So glad you remembered one of our gardens! There are over 200 of them now!!
Keep up the good work!
@@mikeman-nr9ue
As long as my body allows me! Thx!!
Thanks to the republican wish to do away with the department of education. This is a whole lost generation.
Old Macdonald is now being exploited by Tyson Foods.
This is a great addendum for the joke
Old McDonald lost his farm to Foreclosure and a conglomerate bought it at auction and collects the subsidy now
and they got it dirt cheap too.
Let's elect trump so he can put more tariffs out there. He is going mess up our farmers. We will be importing all our food. He is an idiot without a clue
And now the farm is a high class golf club &: multimillion dollar homes. No cows.
Yeah,and the Chinese bought it.
Old McDonald got erased from history like Aunt Jemima
"Everywhere there was a f-in chick!" that's where I lost it👍GREAT PUNCH!! right in the kisser! You're brilliant🥰
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One of the most intelligent comics in the past X amount of years.
Thank you and/or your publicist for uploading all of these clips Mr. Black
Fun Facts: Chickens come from eggs. Age old question solved. The whole thing about evolution that will help people having issues with this is that at some point a not chicken laid an egg that hatched a chicken. Welcome to evolution. Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk
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but what if a not-egg made a chicken first
no, y'all are wrong lol. what came first was the rooster
What about chickens sharing DNA with the tyrannosaurs rex? I guess they came first?
My inner monologue is voiced by Lewis Black.
I find this horrifying, and appalling. Our education system is definitely failing the youth of this country.
It's EVERYWHERE! CCSD here in Nevada has a budget deficit because the board forgot to factor in the raises for the teachers. Forget math also😮
I learned from Sesame Street.
What about the parents? Have schools got to teach the most basic things to kids these days? My lad knew eggs came from chickens before he ever saw a school room.
@@alanchase7329 What about the parents?... well, in America, the parents aren't educating their children, they're too busy harassing the school board dictating what can and can't be taught.
@@notme2daybingo bingo bingo we have a winner 💯. I say lazy parenting, letting toddlers play on cellphones, computers, TV, game systems instead of interacting with them. Boy do they love blaming everyone else for their kids shitty behavior & ignorance..
All chickens came from eggs but not all eggs came from chickens!
Quack
I love you, Lewis! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was 24 years old when I first snatched a vegetable growing in a garden to be later eaten for dinner. Yeah, intellectually I knew where food stuffs came from but until that afternoon I didn't emotionally KNOW it. This embarrassing ignorance came from growing up in a middle class neighborhood where the only plants grown were, basically, roses and lawn grass.
My dad grew rhubarb (which we hated,) tomatoes, and very hot chilis. Our neighbor grew raspberries and blackberries which bulged through our wire fence and were absolutely delicious picked right off of the vine. Wonderful.
@@garryferrington811They don’t grow on VINES!
😂😂😂 made a cameo appearance as Dr. Crowley in The Big Bang Theory.
Heading to the onion fields lol.
I remember that, it surprised the hell out me. It was hilarious, and he acted as you would expect him to. 😁
What came first the Chicken or the Egg ?
Neither. The Rooster came first ! 😂
Sir You Are Sick Hilarious But Sick.😂
Bring back the Chicken, Lewis.
Arnold
I've never seen the point in the question which came first the chicken or the egg.
I prefer to question which came first, the chicken salad or the egg salad.
Eggs were a thing millions of years before chickens evolved.
The Smithsonian made an article “How the Chicken Conquered the World”
Thank you sir 🙏
Love you Lewis!!!!!! 💗💗💗💗 Tell Kathleen we Love her too!!!!
OK smarty pants where do chickens come from then... Costco
Eggs….like he said. Somewhere in evolution a close ancestor of chicken laid an egg that started to look like a chicken. The chicken we know today are highly hybridized man made creatures.
@@lone6523 Thanks for the comment... the chickens Costco uses for their $4.95 'Rotisserie' are bred to be perfect dimensions and weight... pass the platter please...
It is rather appalling, which is why I homeschooled.
I remember seeing news footage mid to late 80's, where American kids thought milk is made in a factory, and all cows do is go Mooo.
🎵Old Mc'Donald had a farm 🎵 *and then the government took it away from him* 😀😀
They laugh at being chastised, but by the f^ck, it's a big problem. People actually think the food we eat is made in factories, not just the processed garbage, ALL food.
It’s always the egg. Which one is further along? A single cell a complex chordate that can fly?
I always thought that the chicken comes first. You see they used to be the same, a single cell dividing into two. The chicken became so complex it begann laying eggs
Does a turkey egg also come from a chicken? What about a snake egg?
A creature lay an egg . That egg had a mutation that turned into a chicken .
Do you mean - eggs don't come from the Easter Bunny? They come from chickens. Does he Easter Bunny know that?
Sheeez, beginner mistake. CHOCOLATE eggs come from bunnies, eggs for making omelettes, cakes etc come from chooks
You have to forgive Kellyanne Conway, she lost her husband to a older woman no less! Her name is Democracy!!
The egg came first . . .
. . . . the first egg did NOT come from a chicken.
To be fair, I think the dead silence is at least to some extent the result of horror.
nah, its fatalism
Omg you are so funny you are a good humoriste i like so your video😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
so glad you enjoy Fiji water. You whouls know that 12% of Fijians do not have clean drinking water despite FIJI Water comfortably extracting $43.01 million in water sales per year from the country.
I have never believe Fiji water is actually from Fiji.
Nice shoes!
The rooster comes first.
This is the result of the isolated dormitory suburb lifestyle. People are becoming more and more alienated.
Funny, it's the opposite for me. I see the people around me are like this, (not all, but a significant number) so I retreated away from them, found solitude and healed.
They dont react because to them its all pruriant pleasure.
Cucumbers become pickles.
Not all green apples turn red.
Old MacDonald couldn't relate to SpongeBob- I don't blame him. Garbage in garbage in garbage in- take the garbage out.
I'd thank God for Mr black if I believed in god
The fucking shame of it all is that the only effect the old McDonald song has had was to teach our kids that farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O.
Sad. Just fucking sad….
Old McDonald's soilent factory
If you're under 30 years old watch soilent green It may help prepare you for you're old age
I dont like what america does to people like me , if I have to stand up for the rest of them so be it
And tell "who" that Sir?
Hello, love watching you. When your in Madison next month can my Jewish friend from New York tack you out after your show to Cracker Barrel?
I'd like to know how the chicken got the yolk in the shell.
I dont like what america does to people like me , if I have to stand up for the rest of them so be it