Dustborn S̶u̶c̶k̶s̶ IS AWESOME
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- Опубликовано: 13 окт 2024
- Unlikable crew? Check. Cringe music? Check. Tour bus and attacking the robot driver? Check. Stolen package the player doesn't care about? Check! Embark on a sleeper road-trip across a fairly fine States of America. Use the power of words to ruin relationships with your crew, cause trouble and reach your final destination.
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#dustborn #sodajump #ep1
"They all talk like they live on Twitter."
Nailed it.
Lol "40% of other players made this choice", so 20 people?😂😂😂
Theo is literally the only character I like in this whole game and that's not saying much everyone else is fucking horrible or annoying and at least Theo is the least annoying out of all of them, surprising since he's literally the only main guy not just in the group but in the whole game.
The white guy being the least annoying? KEK
nah its the robot before it gets pronouns
@@kirindrak I agree with that one too lol
The robot is just trying to do its own thing XD
@@medibirb6912 interesting loona pfp you got there, any sauce to go with it?
"we live in a dictatorshipm we are fuck"
Procede to show a massive house the same size the most expensive departament in gta5 with two refrigerators, piano, lame pop art, a massive tv
ALSO, why the "boss girl" freak out with the police and decide to not drive because she its overwhelmed?
They’re probably squatting 😂
I am amused at how the Getaway title card makes them look like they are all buddy buddies, when in the actual scene they are seconds away from beating each other.
I love how they have a WIFI POWERED carjack instead of a normal one. You know, the mechanical, analog one that you can use without the necessity of always making a small fetch Quest
So their right wing dictatorship has "all gender bathrooms" ?? 😂😂
And for a so-called dictatorship, the police are actually very polite.
@frug5629 whats hilarious is that as the police and the republic are authoritarian but have to kowtow to being politically correct (or else they lose thier jobs). The republic seems to be a leftist dream where the government immediately disarms and monitors the population after tragedy but because this turned on the kind of people who wanted it, now they are on the run and the republic is just miserable
They’re so soft that they can’t even commit to convincing portrayals of their story’s villains. I hope they get the hugs they need, poor dears.
The dustborn ost is peak cinema, "We're the dustborn, we're the newborn, we are the new porn"
I find it deeply ironic that the character sowing discord is called "Peace" (Pax) x)
I thought P stands for "psychological" and A for "axe"
(I know Latin was a torture device for students around the world.)
you guys really should have taken Pax's advice and shut up for a second or two so you could have appreciated just how fucking awful the dialogue at the start of the game is. Jeepers creepers, somebody wrote that and thought they were cooking.
"Watch as I am about to make a fire ass joke about robot's preferred pronouns"
We were losing brain cells we had to say something
One must keep their sanoty intact
@@SodaJump Fair enough 😂
hello fellow kids energy is so strong here
Nobody involved with this...experience has ever worked on a vehicle. A wifi enabled jack? Nah. Also instead of just putting the wheel back on, lets blow out my friends vertebrae
People who have political views like that never worked outside of a office.
@@brotbrotsen1100 People who bring their political views into game development shouldn't even be allowed in the office, tbh.
I mean don't get me wrong I believe such a product would exist and would get millions on kickstarter despite the obvious shortcomings. I think this is the most accurate social commentary in the game, people shortsightedly buying always online products. Just look at all those people who bought a juicing machine with DRM.
However, you can't convince me an actual mechanic would be naive enough to use a device like that, particularly having one of these online only jacks and not also have a normal jack.
@@Chonkems Please go outside
Your jack needs firmware update!
Did you pay for the gold, premium or ultimate jack license (lifts up to 20 t more)?
IoT (internet of things) was rigged from the start.
You own nothing, but keep pretending.
(Is it your smartphone?)
The one Saving Grace for this game is the fact that they start the game off with the main character already being shot😂😂😂
i really dont think i wanna meet these people in real life
Their lack of morality in using their powers is disturbing.
All they had to do to make this game a hit was to get a crass company like Running with Scissors (people who made Postal) to market it as parody without changing a thing in the game.
Nah, not even RWS could save this pile of shit.
yeaaaaah nothing like being lectured about how im white and bad from a country fulll of nothing but ppl
if you see this devs: dont worry bro shes text back one day im sure lmao
I don't hate the art style, but the dialogue and characters are just so insufferable.
everything about "protected" groups is complete shit.
bro what ar u yapping about?
Yes, it's a divide et impera thing. Blackrock and others watch amused, as their livestock (aka human resources) fight each other.
I accept that some birds or frogs are protected.
@@koolkidkameronsir6088 keep playing the ignorant fool, and you will be exactly that for the rest of your life
2:56 K-pop singers are older than 3 of them😂 (at least mentally)
Gangnam Style era K-pop is the only good kinda K-pop
This thing cost money?
I never felt this bad in my entire life.
It's called end of civilization gaming, have fun lol.
36 minutes and they didn't even get to the combat section lol. Amazing pacing.
Fucking comic sans killed me lmao.
i cant believe you guys actually bought this game lmao
I have to say, if this game wasn’t so crap in writing and concept, it could legit be fun. Use normal people, make it a sci-fi or fantasy adventure with a cool cast and I could get into the whole comic style and decision making process. Reminds me of Detroit Become Human which I enjoy quite abit
23:20 Oh my god the car jack has a touch screen!? 😂 This game is so stupid that in any other game I’d consider this moment a commentary on needlessly over designing equipment to the point it’s useless
Can you imagine being a good graphic designer doing your best to make the game look so good but the writing is so bad the whole game is called garbage
@@stellviahohenheim Being lazy on a collaborative project is spitting in the face of your coworkers as much as it is the audience. Though who knows. The graphic designers were probably all for the direction of the game too. There’s definitely a prevailing culture right now of patting your friends on the back for crappy work and these companies try their hardest to be buddies with their employees and coworkers instead of balancing that with some professionalism.
Dont play this game or youll become invested like og bigjuicer lol
The ultimate/gamer
Madam Savvy: hold my suggestive noise notifications
it was 150 thousand. not million.
and it was also partially funded by the US as well LULE. we are all in hell together
What were those bozo doin' before they got "Da Cargo" in Canada, getting heckled by Justin Beiber fans?
"Supported by Creative Europe Media"
Surprised they were willing to hurt their brand image lol. All they'd have to do is stay out of the intro.