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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @queenbtravels
    @queenbtravels 9 дней назад +80

    am I the only one who assumed the guy in the first story projectile vomited in the bathroom and not that he shit everywhere? 😂😂😂

    • @kuro_neko_26
      @kuro_neko_26 9 дней назад +6

      Same 😂

    • @xDarkTrinityx
      @xDarkTrinityx 3 дня назад

      Same.. Stomach flu or food poisoning, it's coming out both ends.. I've had the stomach flu and I most definitely slept with a bucket next to my bed even though the bathroom was real close.

    • @aki20
      @aki20 2 дня назад +1

      Oh I think it might’ve been from both ends…..

  • @fluoritefox5040
    @fluoritefox5040 9 дней назад +64

    The way you described Chris Watts during that first story and my stomach sank right before John said he thought it was Chris Watts, too. I’m a true crime junkie but I could NEVER fathom writing to the criminals/trying to romance them. That makes me sooo uneasy

    • @tylergood3773
      @tylergood3773 9 дней назад +6

      Unfortunately,some people are into people who do that harm. Ash Trevino as well, despite the harm it will bring to her kids

    • @fluoritefox5040
      @fluoritefox5040 9 дней назад +5

      @ ugh yeah, I heard about her through the DWKT podcast. She and her audience scare me, and I feel awful for her daughters

    • @kuro_neko_26
      @kuro_neko_26 9 дней назад +6

      100% I really would love to know what their though process is to be like "yo I'm gonna befriend a known kill3r and romance them" ... like ... how to you get to that point?! It's truly bizarre

    • @beepboop8374
      @beepboop8374 8 дней назад

      Before he went into details I assumed it was gonna be Wade Wilson because it’s always Wade Wilson lately. But the second he said pregnant wife I knew. And who tf would see that dudes eyes and think “yeah I wanna converse with that”? His eyes are always so devoid of a soul.

    • @fluoritefox5040
      @fluoritefox5040 8 дней назад +1

      @ he would literally smile while talking about how his wife and kids were missing, who would wanna pursue that? Ick

  • @ceceelizabeth527
    @ceceelizabeth527 9 дней назад +98

    Gaslight, gatekeep, gaycation 😂

  • @saintinthetrap
    @saintinthetrap 9 дней назад +46

    i audibly gasped at the description of the murderer she’s writing to.. i immediately knew who it was.

  • @mayas883
    @mayas883 9 дней назад +67

    30:59 okay this story killed me saturday when shayne (smosh) read it, I'm sure it will kill me again, especially the amount of repeating "that's the beauty of the gaycation" 😂

    • @DemiGod504
      @DemiGod504 9 дней назад +1

      Same hahahah

    • @drendraleigh4722
      @drendraleigh4722 9 дней назад +3

      These guys names really are all just some version of John huh

    • @AraAraArisan
      @AraAraArisan 7 дней назад

      Bruuuuuuh gaycation was so crazy, I read it aloud to one of my coworkers during a slow day and her mind was blown 😅😅

  • @pinkfireflower
    @pinkfireflower 9 дней назад +25

    that aquarium broke Josh so bad and i couldn't stop laughing

  • @bailief
    @bailief 9 дней назад +39

    Going to the aquarium doesn't make you a mermaid 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Josh killed me with that comment

  • @vladimirulvrish
    @vladimirulvrish 9 дней назад +17

    Shayne, from Smosh: reads the gaycation story
    Me, a queer man: brain rotting. getting angry he's using queer people to manipulate, gaslight and cheat on his wife.
    Monday: thinking I'll never have to hear the story again
    John: gaycation
    Me: nooooo!!!

  • @beachwitch89
    @beachwitch89 9 дней назад +48

    Omg it's Chris Watts. That is disgusting and heinous. I hate the breach of trust and him going through her things, but I would 1000% leave her too. That man is a horrific monster

  • @sophia18883
    @sophia18883 9 дней назад +19

    It’s absolutely crazy that the guy in the first story isn’t recognizing his gf sending those letters as cheating. That’s absolutely cheating

  • @hopelessromantic3786
    @hopelessromantic3786 9 дней назад +46

    She's writing to Chris Watts? That soulless beast is lucky to be breathing air on this earth, and there are still people willing to provide him warmth and love and comfort? I'm so genuinely disgusted.

    • @jam2727
      @jam2727 9 дней назад +1

      I don't think you can be all that good of a person if you want to be involved with monsters

    • @hopelessromantic3786
      @hopelessromantic3786 8 дней назад +2

      @jam2727 I used to see them a lot on old school Tumblr. A lot of them are mostly just insecure and full of self-loathing. They want to feel like they got picked but can't maintain a healthy relationship because they're clingy and jealous, so they go after men who physically can't leave them or cheat and consider themselves special because a person who is capable of such horrible things "wouldn't" hurt them, ignoring that they most certainly would if they weren't in jail. I usually saw it from teenagers, though. They grew out of it when they got some self-respect.

    • @i.shuuya3231
      @i.shuuya3231 8 дней назад

      ​@@jam2727 it's actually called hybristophilia and it's more common than what we'd like to imagine

  • @PresleyRoxy
    @PresleyRoxy 9 дней назад +25

    I don’t care if its predating them being together or not. If it’s Chris Watts absolutely not. Immediate breakup.

  • @DragonbornMike-ym2er
    @DragonbornMike-ym2er 9 дней назад +12

    Story 1: A secret "friend"ship is already a big red flag too me. But a killer!? Aw hell no!
    But also, you'd think a true crime fan would know better than to engage with a murderer.
    The lack of an update brings me to the conclusion that OP was killed by the girlfriend, and she uses his chopped off hand to pretend he is writing letters to her for her to respond to.

  • @Avrilandosanders
    @Avrilandosanders 9 дней назад +8

    I am on the younger side for my team at work, so when ever I tell them "I'm tired" they are always like "What did you DO?! Were you partying or something?" No. My brain just didn't want to shut up and the side I usually sleep on was sore. I'm not as exciting as they think I am. Most nights are just me watching RUclips while I'm drawing or building a lego set

  • @abstrvvct1318
    @abstrvvct1318 9 дней назад +23

    The gaycation story has me dying rn 😂😂
    “What have you done to these poor animals?” Lmaaoooo

  • @pepepopo_lmao
    @pepepopo_lmao 8 дней назад +6

    I hope those gaycation men understand how homophobic the whole "feminized into a state of pseugo-gayness" point is, as if being gay or liking men is related to femininity in any way. You can be straight and feminine and you can be queer and masculine. It really bothers me when people say this stuff

  • @kaylarichardson8082
    @kaylarichardson8082 9 дней назад +12

    49:23 “you said that you’re a lesbian girl me too” is the drake lyric yall were looking for lmao

  • @destinycastellanos9785
    @destinycastellanos9785 9 дней назад +80

    Whos gonna tell them TikTok is back up 🙏😭

    • @clarifine
      @clarifine 9 дней назад +20

      They more than likely recorded prior to it coming back up lol

    • @MovableNu
      @MovableNu 9 дней назад +4

      It’s not back in the US app stores, though. So?

    • @MzScorPio07
      @MzScorPio07 9 дней назад +3

      ​@@MovableNudoesn't take away from the fact that it's available to those who didn't delete it

    • @SheSheBoom21
      @SheSheBoom21 9 дней назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dear.fern.55
      @dear.fern.55 9 дней назад +1

      Just want you to know that I listened to this episode with my boomer parents.

  • @Blaublahblue
    @Blaublahblue 9 дней назад +9

    Towel? You could use toilet paper, a cleaning sponge, maybe finish with a mop and then throw the mop in a hot wash cycle. Don't use people's towels to clean messes in the bathroom 🤦

    • @hcf4kd1992
      @hcf4kd1992 8 дней назад

      I have white towels I clean with that I can wash on hot and bleach.

  • @desiraewilkins9192
    @desiraewilkins9192 9 дней назад +4

    The gaycation story....I don't think I've ever seen Josh laugh so hard lmao

  • @thatonegirlelaine
    @thatonegirlelaine 9 дней назад +8

    Sean is such a sweet summer child😂 I love his takes.

  • @AraAraArisan
    @AraAraArisan 7 дней назад +2

    The worst thing about the husband wanting to go on gaycation is, "It doesn't count!" Aside from the fact he wants to cheat, he doesnt care about his or OPs safety. That alone, tells me he won't be using protection, and wouldn't use protection even *IF* OP was willing to let him go. His whole, "it doesn't count--" mentality is delusional, but to think she would be able to trust you to be safe is crazy.

  • @taylorgreen8447
    @taylorgreen8447 7 дней назад +2

    Yeah I’m gonna need an update on the first story.

  • @jennanicole3485
    @jennanicole3485 9 дней назад +7

    The Star Spangled Banner had me dead🤣🤣

  • @rainesmith4076
    @rainesmith4076 8 дней назад +3

    As someone who is related to a well-known serial killer (they will not be named for reasons.) people who do this especially women are concerning. The people that do these horrible things do not love nor do they care for you. They took innocent lives and the fact that some of you are delusional to think you have a chance is insane. I have talked with my relative up until their death so I can deal with the generation trauma they have caused me. I don't love or hate them, but I will never forgive or condone such behavior. So anytime someone tells me they are part of the True Crime Community, I immediately am on edge.

  • @ireymm
    @ireymm 9 дней назад +10

    i've heard the gaycation story so many times, the first time i was so sick of the repetitiveness of it but now i just repeat it all lol

  • @kuro_neko_26
    @kuro_neko_26 9 дней назад +5

    Last story went from silly goofy to scary real quick. Holy booboo. Amazing episode

  • @JordanA71009
    @JordanA71009 9 дней назад +3

    Thank you for giving me a place to pause the stress of life for an hour

  • @bbjzmn
    @bbjzmn 9 дней назад +10

    Maybe "jizzin and rizzin" merch for Valentine's?

  • @DarkMagic8284
    @DarkMagic8284 9 дней назад +4

    1:03:30 my mom is the same way. In this house we all have pain, we all have headaches. She however has MS (multiple sclerosis for those who don't know). She has pain all the time and needs medication pain killers (yes the strong stuff) to get through the day. I understand this and I empathize with her. She'll ask me how my day went and I'll say "good but my head is killing me" or along those lines just to vent a little cause I need to vent to survive. "Oh well I'll trade you." "You'll live" "go take an ibuprofen you're lucky that even works for you most of the time" it's my pet peeve that if you ask how I'm feeling and I tell you you cannot sit there and say "oh well your life is much better than mine be thankful." I'm very empathetic and I do not argue but UGH

  • @Justjaq
    @Justjaq 9 дней назад +3

    Re Locks: I wasn't allowed to change the locks on my place until my divorce papers were final as per the lawyer since he was on the mortgage....be careful because although it is safer, you don't want to have anything come back at you (I live in Canada).

  • @katymaurer388
    @katymaurer388 9 дней назад +1

    During Covid, I worked at the corporate office for a large international grocery store chain, in a department that was under the Human Resources umbrella. When we went full remote/work from home, we would have department meetings once every other week and our big HR meeting once a month. These large meetings sometimes had "guest speakers" from higher up the corporate chain, like a few VPs. When we were still figuring out Microsoft Teams, we had constant reminders to join meetings and immediately turn off our cameras and mute ourselves because there were just so many people jumping on. Well, one meeting, a VP was presenting, and one woman joined late. She wasn't the only late person, but she forgot to turn off her camera and mic. She was doing an Instagram OOTD video/live stream. The VP LOUDLY called out her name and said "hey, I think you should mute yourself," and she quickly logged off. We checked the employee directory a few days later and she wasn't found... Each department then implemented a rule to always have your cameras on, and for the big HR monthly meeting they figured out how to set up seminars so that only the hosts had video + mic permissions.

  • @LykaFoxbriar
    @LykaFoxbriar 9 дней назад +3

    Gaycationnnn I LOVE you guys covering this one Im not over it its so funny in a horrifying way!!

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 9 дней назад +3

    It wouldn't change anything but it's weird to keep it a secret. It's not like it was an affair, or they dated the mom or something, it's just a cousin that they obviously don't see very often.

  • @beepboop8374
    @beepboop8374 8 дней назад

    Chris Watts haunts me because he showed no emotion at all over his family. The whole time. That video from the cops’ body cam where they were watching the neighbor’s security footage will forever be etched in my brain, because that was the most emotional he showed the whole time and it was only him being anxious he was being caught.

  • @SupercaliFreyalistic
    @SupercaliFreyalistic 9 дней назад +1

    😂😂😂that intro was everything😂

  • @AshKetchum442
    @AshKetchum442 9 дней назад +3

    “Finger-blast a stingray?”

  • @TheCardri
    @TheCardri 9 дней назад +3

    35:29 Well Sean, they must be called touch tanks for a reason

  • @yourluckynumber7
    @yourluckynumber7 9 дней назад +5

    BRO CHRIS WATTS????????????? WHAT THE FUCK????????????

  • @kaystar7741
    @kaystar7741 4 дня назад

    Great episode as always; pretty wild stories here haha.
    I’m not sure why the “speak quietly on airplane” thing is an unpopular opinion when the flight attendants will tell you to keep quiet if you are too loud. I don’t think ppl should just stop talking, but like how you would in a library, be mindful of your environment and respectful to the ppl that you sharing the same space with.
    Also with the tired thing my mom will do that with me (she does struggle to sleep a lot of the time so I can empathize) but at least she’ll let me vent as well hahah.

  • @ladymorrigan5950
    @ladymorrigan5950 8 дней назад

    My grandma loved the Big Bang Theory and watched it in her 90s.

  • @joshswarm
    @joshswarm 7 дней назад +1

    Was the Rotten Mango episode about the one lady that gave her neighbor a box of "sex toys"?

  • @SheSheBoom21
    @SheSheBoom21 9 дней назад +2

    22:18 I think I would wanna know just because if I found out randomly, I would be heated😂😂

  • @jeaniebee3657
    @jeaniebee3657 9 дней назад +1

    KITTTYYYYY my kitty loves his hammock too somehow he gets his big ole body to fit in it lol

  • @WindAlchemist23
    @WindAlchemist23 9 дней назад +2

    Story 1- remember how feral booktok went for Wade Wilson?😬

  • @Resabuka
    @Resabuka 9 дней назад +1

    18:00 Youd be amazed what journalists would do for a story bro. I would'nt be shocked

  • @rainbows5232
    @rainbows5232 3 часа назад

    ive seen the gaycation stories from different channels, man, one of my favorites, its so funny

  • @kaitlynmorgan4613
    @kaitlynmorgan4613 9 дней назад

    i can see enforcing the toilet thing by making sure everyone in a facility is given ID card (it just has ur name and the date issued, youd probably have to show ID to prove its u) and has to use it to enter a bathroom stall. the reader would be connected to the toilet in that itd know if you did or didnt flush

  • @oilybohunk7
    @oilybohunk7 8 дней назад

    IT had remoted onto my computer, he's cool and I had told him that it was a bad day, my other coworker messaged me "Kill me now" and he started cracking up, he's like "Bad day for them too?"

  • @jeaniebee3657
    @jeaniebee3657 9 дней назад +1

    i always hated the term "moving forward" still do lol i dont now why it just sounds so dismissive to me and invalidating maybe thats why

  • @joitaylor5412
    @joitaylor5412 8 дней назад

    Anyone else love that the guys and smosh did the exact same story back to back with the gaycation? Or is that just me? 31:15

  • @Crochet_by_mic
    @Crochet_by_mic 9 дней назад +2

    14 hours without tiktok must have been hard for you!😢

  • @lialavish9238
    @lialavish9238 8 дней назад

    I love Rotten Mango!!it’s my favorite too!!

  • @bee5624
    @bee5624 9 дней назад +3

    what happens on gaycation, stays on gaycation!

  • @zakuyanato6162
    @zakuyanato6162 8 дней назад

    Me beeing a Mango fan
    "Oh this is gonna be good"

  • @Mazikeen46
    @Mazikeen46 5 дней назад

    I feel like that husband wanting the gaycation has been secretly doing things with the brother in law. Because why else would the brother in law feel comfortable discussing going on this type of trip with him.

  • @AlmaBunk
    @AlmaBunk 6 дней назад

    Not central cee being called drakee😅

  • @__________________________953
    @__________________________953 9 дней назад

    Hi, don't know if this is poor form but RottenMango covered the first story:
    ruclips.net/video/XILgk6pQw9E/видео.html&ab_channel=RottenMango
    For those curious. Cheers

  • @beepboop8374
    @beepboop8374 8 дней назад

    Not gonna lie I downloaded red note yesterday and it is hella entertaining how much everyone agrees how dumb everything is

  • @Revy575
    @Revy575 9 дней назад

    Those dudes need therapy, REAL therapy

  • @SuperJust4girls
    @SuperJust4girls 9 дней назад +3

    Men say the darndest things 😂 gaycation?

  • @alexemerson9886
    @alexemerson9886 7 дней назад

    Is the gaycation guy's favorite movie The Shape of Water, by any chance... ?

  • @aprilhollingsworth1520
    @aprilhollingsworth1520 9 дней назад

    Chris Watts!!!! Gross!

  • @ClaudiaMejia-r5g
    @ClaudiaMejia-r5g 9 дней назад

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alexemerson9886
    @alexemerson9886 7 дней назад

    Josh, are you sure you don't want to stay in Canada instead of coming to the 4th reich? 😅🥴😖

  • @jaaaaaamie
    @jaaaaaamie 9 дней назад

    30:57 I just don't understand why marriages had to dissolve though? I've relistened to this story twice and I still don't entirely understand why it had to escalate this way rather than go to couples therapy

    • @meredithdurfy2337
      @meredithdurfy2337 9 дней назад +4

      I doubt he would be into that. And both people have to be willing participants. He just wants to cheat on her with dudes and it not count.

    • @jaaaaaamie
      @jaaaaaamie 9 дней назад

      @@meredithdurfy2337 yeah that's fair :/ but it doesn't sound like much effort was done to try visiting that option

  • @royalvictoria9665
    @royalvictoria9665 8 дней назад

    John is kinda sus. He gives off 'wife guy' vibes. Just like the one dude from the try guys...

  • @laurenross6323
    @laurenross6323 8 дней назад

    I wish the political commentary would stop. I hate hearing so much about politics, it’s all depressing. Just move on to the reason we’re all here.

    • @SupercaliFreyalistic
      @SupercaliFreyalistic 8 дней назад +4

      Why..so people can keep their head in the sand? If you dont talk about it, it isn't there? In a time like this it is extra important to talk politics and impact and show the world what is happening over there!
      There are timestamps and you can always skip to the first story.