LOL Bruce is a multi-dimensional man. Watching through your videos back-to-back is a trip. You cover a wide variety of content/cases, and you cover every one of them so well.
I just found him the other day, so I'm having a blast binge watching his videos! Seriously haven't laughed this hard in a long time, and I needed it!🤣😂
I thought I loved Bruce Rivers but this video by far exceeds what I thought. Bruce is my literal favorite. Bruce knows the law but he don’t like no stank butts and he’s not with the bbls.😂 I’ve laughed so much wow. These men ain’t got shit on Bruce Rivers 💁🏽♀️
Blicky Bruce knows what he's about, and Michael Rivers is clearly in touch with the culture if he's telling his old man to react to all this shit I can only hope to be as cool as Bruce is when I'm his age
"Let's saaaaay, you get charge with pirating Rio's music and you're sitting in you're sitting in you're mother's basement basement because you got got CHEETO STAINED UNDEREAR and you REALLY DONT GET OUT MUCH and now you're being SUED.. well now you need a LAWYER."... LMAO MY GOD BRUCE WITH THE ESIGN!!!! lol I'm in tears
Have enjoyed your show… first one I've watched this type… rap translation… I was crying on the floor by the time you were done… went back 5 times… omg!
Bruce, everyday as I learn a mature as a person, I appreciate and understand what you're doing with this channel further. Your serving as a role model to people, such as myself but many others as well, who grew up in a bad environment without a Dad, or somebody fulfilling a similar role, taking the time to explain to the young ones whatever they need to achieve success and security in their lives. The knowledge you share is invaluable, and using the patreon money for bail, well let's hope no one jumps it but that is f****** awesome man. You're provided a great service here. Thank you. What I have learned from you, others learn as well, it is not a small thing.
Rio spits shock value rap, it’s prevalent/rooted in Detroit from from Eminem/D12 to Insane Clown Posse it seems like it’d be easier to prove this is art than the average drill rapper
Been following you since your first Melly video. Michigan native right up the street from Flint. To see you react to Rio is amazing 😂 it’s a Flint MI thing, they call it “Shit Talkin.” Just a bunch of stuff that rhymes and sounds funny 😂 please keep the Flint people comin. I love it 🖤
That was an extremely articulate breakdown of a melodic piece of art. This young man is truly a lyrical genius! And yes! No one wants a stink butt! Thanks so much Bruce! 😘🛼🛼
Bruce u my man. I'm 61 n the way you broke this down u have the knowledge n wisdom to understand. YOUR A DOWN TO EARTH MAN. 👍💯 I listen to some of rio when g-son asks to listen to his rap songs from corrections n the language I just can not grasp it.👏👏 Hats off to you. 🍾🥂💐👼❤🙏🙊🙊Milwaukee Wisconsin When rio mention greenfld on Greenfield in Milwaukee here that be everything going on..
I wouldn’t have gave this song a second thought but it’s hilarious when you lay it out. I kinda feel him on some of it too. Fast ejaculation is a tough problem to deal with 🤨
Lmfaooo 💀 omg, I had no idea Bruce did rap lyric breakdowns & he did NOT disappoint. This is the content I didn’t know I needed in my life. 😂 Bruce giggling over the stank butt line 7:03 ✋😭 pleassse, got me wheezing. 😂🤣
9:05 the funniest part about that is that you’re a lawyer and 70% of your job involves reading😭. I guess I can understand why you wouldn’t want to read a long text😂
The way he was amazed with the “throw my life away” bar 😭😭 this dude like 20 years older than me but be sayin the most relatable stuff I thought the same shit
"Cheeto stained underwear"... LMAO Love your reading and interpretations of the lyrics Bruce! Your literal interpretations are hysterical and I love that You can relate to "not wanting to sleep with a stank-ass"
@SPNN4 S pull up a clip of the 1980 movie "Airplane" with the search criteria "I speak jive". The older woman is Barbara Billingsley who played the mother on "Leave it to Beaver". Enjoy! 🤣✌️❤️🙏✈️
I literally thought “that’s universal” a second before he said it! I’m not usually that on top of things. LOL. But it felt good thinking the same as our clever criminal lawyer for a second. 💁🏻♀️
Bruce makes me laugh every video but today 😂😂😂 omg extra giggles... rap lyric videos are ALWAYS FUNNY... and really should become a weekly thing at least 😂😂 ❤🇦🇺🤘🙃❤️🔥🤣
man we need you to do every song he got!! I haven't cried laughing this hard in a long time. Thank you
When Bruce breaks down rap videos/ lyrics, it is solid gold, 100% 😂
It really is epic 😂😂
Nobody likes a stank butt. That’s universal 😂
I am literally crying the whole way through 😂😂😂😂😂
His timing on the pauses makes it even better 😂
It really is! 😂 And I love it!!!
.."that I can relate to, no one want a stank butt" 🤣 Bruce you a total ninja lol
LMAO 🤣🤣 no way he said this bruh hahaha
When he said "that's pretty universal" I almost died! His facial expressions along with it too have me 💀
He felt that one on a spiritual level someone did him dirty lmao
“ i’ll throw my whole career away, pass the Glock” is CRAZY😂😂
It’s crazy but it be 💯😂 all it take is a mf to be upset off lean or perks and someone say some stupid and it’s 25 to life head ahhhhhh
Fiends will kill you over nothing man it’s real outside 😅
Bruce breaking down lyrics needs to be a Weekly thing. Holy Moly, that "stank-butt" breakdown was so serious and hilarious.
I died laughing when he said “Now that…..that I can relate to. Nobody wants a stank butt…that’s universal” 😂
motherfucker said holy moly💀
Weekly minimum 😂🤣
@@mikeaudio That's what put me over the edge! I actually snort laughed!😂😂
😂😂😂The way bruce be reading the lyrics
The way bruce calls eating tasty pussy "discriminating" lol
"He knows what he wants"
💯
Haha yeah I love it when he says da in place of the
I'm not good at editing, but someone should do an edit and make the beat play behind Bruce reading the lyrics. I would jam that song everywhere I went
I can’t cope 😭😂😂
Watching this intelligent, articulate man in his beautifully tailored suit break down lyrics is absolute entertainment
FACTS! 😂😂
LOL Bruce is a multi-dimensional man. Watching through your videos back-to-back is a trip. You cover a wide variety of content/cases, and you cover every one of them so well.
Yeah, he seems like such a competent, well rounded man.
Also Street Certified 💯🚭💹
I just found him the other day, so I'm having a blast binge watching his videos! Seriously haven't laughed this hard in a long time, and I needed it!🤣😂
I thought I loved Bruce Rivers but this video by far exceeds what I thought. Bruce is my literal favorite. Bruce knows the law but he don’t like no stank butts and he’s not with the bbls.😂 I’ve laughed so much wow.
These men ain’t got shit on Bruce Rivers 💁🏽♀️
Only 8 thongs? That's a no go from big bruce
@@Alexredbluegreen 🤣😂
make sure you zip it up after your done.
Blicky Bruce knows what he's about, and Michael Rivers is clearly in touch with the culture if he's telling his old man to react to all this shit
I can only hope to be as cool as Bruce is when I'm his age
He so evil Bruce
Lol I love it when Bruce breaks down the lyrics . Shit is so funny !
Yes Bruce we honestly need more song reactions!!!
He's pretty discriminatory. If he likes it..if it's good, and smells good, he'll eat it. 🤣🤣🤣Maaaan, listen, this dude cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣
“What i think he means is that he can have intercourse without a condom…and the other one will clean it”🤣
😭😭😭😭😭😭cryingg
🤣⚰️☠️
Seriously! 😂💀
😂😂🤣
When he talks about serving white people and Bruce says it actually is kinda catchy… I cried 🤣 hahaha
Bruce, your reactions are classic af! I was laughing my ass off. Keep up the good work. 🤘🏽
I feel like I walked in on a father and son having a contest of who can make the other one the most uncomfortable without flinching 😂
I don't like people 😂
Yes more rio! His lyrics are always gold 😂
Thank you for making my Monday morning 😂😂 please do more of these videos
Bruce breaking down lyrics is truly epic.😅😂
Bruce is literally the lawyer you NEED when you get into trouble
“I’m not with the BBLs” bruce could have been a comedian but the court room needed him 😂😂😂
real shit😂😂
"Let's saaaaay, you get charge with pirating Rio's music and you're sitting in you're sitting in you're mother's basement basement because you got got CHEETO STAINED UNDEREAR and you REALLY DONT GET OUT MUCH and now you're being SUED.. well now you need a LAWYER."... LMAO MY GOD BRUCE WITH THE ESIGN!!!! lol I'm in tears
Not the CHEETO STAINS 😂 I love thing channel
His theme song is great, too! I have to find out the details on that. Like who wrote it for him, who sings it. Anyone know?
Have enjoyed your show… first one I've watched this type… rap translation… I was crying on the floor by the time you were done… went back 5 times… omg!
What a treat, such a good time laughing 😂
Thanks Micheal and Bruce xo
He may have made 200k in eight months, but he'll be spending it all on Bruce Rivers, the criminal lawyer.
Im cackling, cant breath done! 😄 😂😅
I love these reactions Bruce!!❤
The cherry on top is Bruce’s signature giggle punctuating his commentary. 🗣️🍒🤭
Bruce, everyday as I learn a mature as a person, I appreciate and understand what you're doing with this channel further. Your serving as a role model to people, such as myself but many others as well, who grew up in a bad environment without a Dad, or somebody fulfilling a similar role, taking the time to explain to the young ones whatever they need to achieve success and security in their lives. The knowledge you share is invaluable, and using the patreon money for bail, well let's hope no one jumps it but that is f****** awesome man. You're provided a great service here. Thank you. What I have learned from you, others learn as well, it is not a small thing.
He so edgy l agree with you on this
Well said 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 All the best to you and your loved ones! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Rio spits shock value rap, it’s prevalent/rooted in Detroit from from Eminem/D12 to Insane Clown Posse it seems like it’d be easier to prove this is art than the average drill rapper
Rio from Flint
Yea as long as he don’t mention names or describe a crime perfectly
That style of rap is called “Shit Talking”
Luke wi stop it bro he front flint he fucked with D12 Im sure but he fucked with blade ice wood more i bet
Flint spice talk
These are some of the best vids on youtube, I love hearing this dude break down trap lyrics lol
Loved this lyric breakdown Bruce! I needed a good Monday morning laugh! 😂😂
Been following you since your first Melly video. Michigan native right up the street from Flint. To see you react to Rio is amazing 😂 it’s a Flint MI thing, they call it “Shit Talkin.” Just a bunch of stuff that rhymes and sounds funny 😂 please keep the Flint people comin. I love it 🖤
Hey fellow Flintstone!!
Flintstone here also#810
@@GRACE4LYFE 810 to 989 🔥🖤
3:25 I fell out when he start explainin🤣😂
That fact that Bruce is so accurate 😂
4:26 - had me dying laughing LOL 😂
Lollll
IKR!, 😂💀
In Bruce rivers we trust
That was an extremely articulate breakdown of a melodic piece of art. This young man is truly a lyrical genius! And yes! No one wants a stink butt! Thanks so much Bruce! 😘🛼🛼
🤣🤦🏾♂️
Bruce, you're the best! You're a gentleman, classy, and a top notch attorney. Hearing you speak these lyrics is priceless! Thank you!!
Agreed! 💯
YES I’ve been listening to this song and out of nowhere BRUCE reacts to it 🤣. I love this guy
Hahaha... That entire video by Rio could be considered a crime...! Love you, man! You da best!
Bruce u my man. I'm 61 n the way you broke this down u have the knowledge n wisdom to understand. YOUR A DOWN TO EARTH MAN. 👍💯
I listen to some of rio when g-son asks to listen to his rap songs from corrections n the language I just can not grasp it.👏👏 Hats off to you. 🍾🥂💐👼❤🙏🙊🙊Milwaukee Wisconsin
When rio mention greenfld on Greenfield in Milwaukee here that be everything going on..
Bruce Rivers is the real G. Mad respect
That 8 tongues lines got em....
Definitely. 😂
I wouldn’t have gave this song a second thought but it’s hilarious when you lay it out. I kinda feel him on some of it too. Fast ejaculation is a tough problem to deal with 🤨
Imagine getting addicted to Percocet due to fast ejaculation issues lol
@@Dvlly99 lol I can see it. That feeling of inadequacy when you’re talking about sex is a powerful motivator.
@@Dvlly99 he been on percs bro😭😭
You will never cum off of opiates. But it’s also difficult to stay erect
You will never cum off of opiates. But it’s also difficult to stay erect
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at one of your videos before. 😂
I'm over here in my cube just rolling and hollering
Same❤
Lmfaooo 💀 omg, I had no idea Bruce did rap lyric breakdowns & he did NOT disappoint. This is the content I didn’t know I needed in my life. 😂 Bruce giggling over the stank butt line 7:03 ✋😭 pleassse, got me wheezing. 😂🤣
Haha yea that was his niche before the Amber Heard-Johnny Depp trial lol. I’m glad he’s slowly going back to breaking down rap songs .
he has reacted to some real cruel songs already
Holy f*ck...! THAT'S the funniest thing I've seen all day...! 😂😂😂
4:27 😂 omg Bruce your delivery is hilarious
This was HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂 We love you, Bruce!
9:05 the funniest part about that is that you’re a lawyer and 70% of your job involves reading😭. I guess I can understand why you wouldn’t want to read a long text😂
More Rio!! Your breakdown of his music is the best thing on RUclips right now.
i’d pay some good money to see bruce react to more detroit artists 😭
I laughed so hard listening to you breakdown the lyrics 😂😂😂
I'm dying! 😭
😂😂😂
This dude is TRULY funny. Translating lyrics out his mouth
He’s no dummy….
Str8 money…
Sticky like Sue Bee Honey..
Bruce and micheal bringing the best, unique content on the tube. 😂❤
The way he was amazed with the “throw my life away” bar 😭😭 this dude like 20 years older than me but be sayin the most relatable stuff I thought the same shit
My favorite Lawyer
Favorite Musical Artist
"If she only has 8 pairs of underpants, that would be an issue for me..." Good God Bruce... You a very funny man! Total deal breaker, hey? 😅😅😅
I was laughing so hard! 🤣
I love his content and comments, especially the Esign lead in.
"He's really discriminating" shit had me dead 🤣
yooo i really read this sht right when he said it 😂😂😂😂
This whole video had me cracking up! It's only 10 minutes long and it took me 20 because I kept rewinding and laughing! 🤣😂💀
"Cheeto stained underwear"... LMAO
Love your reading and interpretations of the lyrics Bruce! Your literal interpretations are hysterical and I love that You can relate to "not wanting to sleep with a stank-ass"
I soooooooo needed this laugh this morning! Definitely one of my fav CLR videos thus far!✌️❤️🙏🎶
Bruce explains the rap lyrics for white ppl. OMG! Hilarious
@SPNN4 S pull up a clip of the 1980 movie "Airplane" with the search criteria "I speak jive". The older woman is Barbara Billingsley who played the mother on "Leave it to Beaver". Enjoy! 🤣✌️❤️🙏✈️
@@br8kadawn Yes I know. I've seen it a few times 🙂 Crazy
Nah he got me crying 😂😂😭😭😭😂” he know what he like if good and smell good he eat it
geeez those are such loving and kind lyrics about women
Right?!?!
Bruce (and Content Genius ) what a wide range of talent.....🤣 u guys display !!!! More please...
More of this please!! 😆
Exactly how I be listening to Rio 😂😂 gotta let out a few chuckles
I LOVED this breakdown....!!!! Bruce, keep going....!!!! Got to laugh with you on some great music i really enjoy, and I'm from Jersey!
“There’s other ways to suppress your ejaculate” - BR 2023
we need more of the rio videos these funny asf
bro bruce kind of a legend bet he slayed in college
I died 😂when he said I left her on read I do that all the time 😂
My new go-to phrase for anything - "Cheeto stained".... 😂😂🤣🤣
"You don't want anybody with a stank butt. That's kinda universal."
I literally thought “that’s universal” a second before he said it! I’m not usually that on top of things. LOL. But it felt good thinking the same as our clever criminal lawyer for a second. 💁🏻♀️
@@roamingirl Here's the thing: if Bruce Rivers had a stank butt, should he self-snitch?
@@cocoaddams4502 LOL. Definitely not.
6:02 LONG LIVE THE RULER
I wonder which of these songs end up in Bruce’s playlist😂
This video has brought me more joy in 7 mins than I've had in the last 7 weeks.
Dude, I can not stop laughing! Savage! 😂
Never imagined I'd be getting my street lingo from a 50+ year old lawyer from Minnesota!
Easy on the eyes 👀 too 🤩
Rio and Bruce is a classic every time
Love these. FREERIO
Bruce is a national treasure
Him breaking these lyrics down...this is why I have the internet
Yes the break down was perfect loved it!
Hats off to your tailor, Bud, you are positively _rockin_ all these looks 💥🤜🤛
Bruce Rivers is Legend..... Translating the lyrics on this rap is hilarious!!
Bruce a freaky ass nigga 😂 that wasn’t his first time hearing them phrases😭 Bruce a CityBoy😈
On me bro called Ari a butterface😂
Bruce makes me laugh every video but today 😂😂😂 omg extra giggles... rap lyric videos are ALWAYS FUNNY... and really should become a weekly thing at least 😂😂 ❤🇦🇺🤘🙃❤️🔥🤣
Bruce loves rio you can just tell by the thumbnail 🤣
You need to add translating trap music to your portfolio😂❤
Please do more videos like this one!!
I don't feel good about this song😂
Bruce!!!.... They got you with this one!!!.....😂😂😂😂😂!!!..
Really enjoy your content Bruce. You make your suits look good!
Bruce is hilarious with these reactions lmao
Lmaoo "hit a lick?" this guy is hilarious 😂
Finally a rap reaction
Thank you for breaking this down. I love it great content as usual’s
Free Rio‼️💯
I needed this 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
The perk nuts hit different 😂 bruce mad funny, he said you gonna go back 3 times 😅😅
This is gold. Back to CLR Blicky Bruce’s roots!
Love how Bruce literally understands all the lingo 😭😭