Criminal Lawyer Reacts to Rio Da Yung Og - Talkin Crazy

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    Criminal Lawyer Bruce Rivers Reacts to Talkin Crazy by Rio Da Yung Og
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Комментарии • 837

  • @zaiologyy
    @zaiologyy Год назад +224

    .."that I can relate to, no one want a stank butt" 🤣 Bruce you a total ninja lol

    • @alexisaguirre6349
      @alexisaguirre6349 Год назад +11

      LMAO 🤣🤣 no way he said this bruh hahaha

    • @kimmieh8419
      @kimmieh8419 3 месяца назад

      When he said "that's pretty universal" I almost died! His facial expressions along with it too have me 💀

  • @kd7100
    @kd7100 Год назад +840

    When Bruce breaks down rap videos/ lyrics, it is solid gold, 100% 😂

    • @fluermor..
      @fluermor.. Год назад +6

      It really is epic 😂😂

    • @sash7831
      @sash7831 Год назад

      Nobody likes a stank butt. That’s universal 😂

    • @juliemiller6966
      @juliemiller6966 Год назад +8

      I am literally crying the whole way through 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alyssacolver4328
      @alyssacolver4328 Год назад +3

      His timing on the pauses makes it even better 😂

    • @shirleycollins2296
      @shirleycollins2296 Год назад +1

      It really is! 😂 And I love it!!!

  • @fugginrambo
    @fugginrambo Год назад +446

    Bruce breaking down lyrics needs to be a Weekly thing. Holy Moly, that "stank-butt" breakdown was so serious and hilarious.

    • @mikeaudio
      @mikeaudio Год назад +32

      I died laughing when he said “Now that…..that I can relate to. Nobody wants a stank butt…that’s universal” 😂

    • @menacenameddrako2227
      @menacenameddrako2227 Год назад

      motherfucker said holy moly💀

    • @MrSabioDice
      @MrSabioDice Год назад +4

      Weekly minimum 😂🤣

    • @kimmieh8419
      @kimmieh8419 3 месяца назад +1

      @@mikeaudio That's what put me over the edge! I actually snort laughed!😂😂

  • @Thatonegirl.Melly.
    @Thatonegirl.Melly. Год назад +273

    I thought I loved Bruce Rivers but this video by far exceeds what I thought. Bruce is my literal favorite. Bruce knows the law but he don’t like no stank butts and he’s not with the bbls.😂 I’ve laughed so much wow.
    These men ain’t got shit on Bruce Rivers 💁🏽‍♀️

    • @Alexredbluegreen
      @Alexredbluegreen Год назад +16

      Only 8 thongs? That's a no go from big bruce

    • @Thatonegirl.Melly.
      @Thatonegirl.Melly. Год назад +1

      @@Alexredbluegreen 🤣😂

    • @LucaniaTheGreat
      @LucaniaTheGreat Год назад +2

      make sure you zip it up after your done.

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn Год назад +5

      Blicky Bruce knows what he's about, and Michael Rivers is clearly in touch with the culture if he's telling his old man to react to all this shit
      I can only hope to be as cool as Bruce is when I'm his age

    • @user-uu1hv8nv6i
      @user-uu1hv8nv6i Год назад

      He so evil Bruce

  • @L.A.N.O.R.I89
    @L.A.N.O.R.I89 Год назад +343

    😂😂😂The way bruce be reading the lyrics

    • @DrunkComments
      @DrunkComments Год назад +1

      The way bruce calls eating tasty pussy "discriminating" lol
      "He knows what he wants"

    • @triple_gem_shining
      @triple_gem_shining Год назад +5

      💯

    • @jamess3241
      @jamess3241 Год назад +5

      Haha yeah I love it when he says da in place of the

    • @jamess3241
      @jamess3241 Год назад +12

      I'm not good at editing, but someone should do an edit and make the beat play behind Bruce reading the lyrics. I would jam that song everywhere I went

    • @fluermor..
      @fluermor.. Год назад +1

      I can’t cope 😭😂😂

  • @teannatrump2622
    @teannatrump2622 Год назад +31

    “ i’ll throw my whole career away, pass the Glock” is CRAZY😂😂

    • @user-qg8cj4zh5r
      @user-qg8cj4zh5r Месяц назад

      It’s crazy but it be 💯😂 all it take is a mf to be upset off lean or perks and someone say some stupid and it’s 25 to life head ahhhhhh

    • @tack3411
      @tack3411 2 дня назад

      Fiends will kill you over nothing man it’s real outside 😅

  • @Los-G
    @Los-G Год назад +301

    man we need you to do every song he got!! I haven't cried laughing this hard in a long time. Thank you

  • @masturchief
    @masturchief Год назад +34

    “I’m not with the BBLs” bruce could have been a comedian but the court room needed him 😂😂😂

    • @DJ_Hxpe
      @DJ_Hxpe 4 месяца назад +1

      real shit😂😂

  • @lisag31
    @lisag31 Год назад +124

    He's pretty discriminatory. If he likes it..if it's good, and smells good, he'll eat it. 🤣🤣🤣Maaaan, listen, this dude cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣

    • @scharpmeister
      @scharpmeister Год назад +1

      “What i think he means is that he can have intercourse without a condom…and the other one will clean it”🤣

    • @Danny-bk5ss
      @Danny-bk5ss Год назад +1

      😭😭😭😭😭😭cryingg

    • @MrARhodes
      @MrARhodes Год назад +1

      🤣⚰️☠️

    • @kimmieh8419
      @kimmieh8419 3 месяца назад

      Seriously! 😂💀

  • @hw8919
    @hw8919 Год назад +81

    LOL Bruce is a multi-dimensional man. Watching through your videos back-to-back is a trip. You cover a wide variety of content/cases, and you cover every one of them so well.

    • @danparish1344
      @danparish1344 Год назад +4

      Yeah, he seems like such a competent, well rounded man.

    • @8731Cordova
      @8731Cordova Год назад +3

      Also Street Certified 💯🚭💹

    • @kimmieh8419
      @kimmieh8419 3 месяца назад

      I just found him the other day, so I'm having a blast binge watching his videos! Seriously haven't laughed this hard in a long time, and I needed it!🤣😂

  • @riapvaldez
    @riapvaldez Год назад +32

    Watching this intelligent, articulate man in his beautifully tailored suit break down lyrics is absolute entertainment

  • @EmEm78
    @EmEm78 Год назад +60

    I feel like I walked in on a father and son having a contest of who can make the other one the most uncomfortable without flinching 😂

  • @damianmartinez6086
    @damianmartinez6086 Год назад +51

    Bruce, your reactions are classic af! I was laughing my ass off. Keep up the good work. 🤘🏽

  • @lesleywatkins1172
    @lesleywatkins1172 Год назад +23

    Loved this lyric breakdown Bruce! I needed a good Monday morning laugh! 😂😂

  • @AugustPDX
    @AugustPDX Год назад +10

    Yes Bruce we honestly need more song reactions!!!

  • @amywernet577
    @amywernet577 Год назад +11

    What a treat, such a good time laughing 😂
    Thanks Micheal and Bruce xo

  • @jenz6310
    @jenz6310 Год назад +26

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at one of your videos before. 😂

    • @spnn4s106
      @spnn4s106 Год назад +1

      I'm over here in my cube just rolling and hollering

    • @roamingirl
      @roamingirl Год назад +1

      Same❤

  • @tahliahicks
    @tahliahicks Год назад +7

    Thank you for making my Monday morning 😂😂 please do more of these videos

  • @9babyblu
    @9babyblu Год назад +30

    Im cackling, cant breath done! 😄 😂😅
    I love these reactions Bruce!!❤

  • @getcheesethamovement3833
    @getcheesethamovement3833 Год назад +10

    That 8 tongues lines got em....

  • @Morrow_25
    @Morrow_25 Год назад +17

    Lol I love it when Bruce breaks down the lyrics . Shit is so funny !

  • @heidicakes1165
    @heidicakes1165 Год назад +1

    Bruce, you're the best! You're a gentleman, classy, and a top notch attorney. Hearing you speak these lyrics is priceless! Thank you!!

  • @seymourhynee
    @seymourhynee Год назад +1

    I LOVED this breakdown....!!!! Bruce, keep going....!!!! Got to laugh with you on some great music i really enjoy, and I'm from Jersey!

  • @motorcityd7456
    @motorcityd7456 Год назад

    Thank you for breaking this down. I love it great content as usual’s

  • @imALTAMONTING567
    @imALTAMONTING567 Год назад

    I needed this 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

  • @ORVONTON64
    @ORVONTON64 Год назад +3

    Have enjoyed your show… first one I've watched this type… rap translation… I was crying on the floor by the time you were done… went back 5 times… omg!

  • @meeeeeeeeeeeep
    @meeeeeeeeeeeep Год назад +3

    This was HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂 We love you, Bruce!

  • @Awft0p
    @Awft0p Год назад +2

    YES I’ve been listening to this song and out of nowhere BRUCE reacts to it 🤣. I love this guy

  • @felisacortez2951
    @felisacortez2951 Год назад +1

    Bruce u my man. I'm 61 n the way you broke this down u have the knowledge n wisdom to understand. YOUR A DOWN TO EARTH MAN. 👍💯
    I listen to some of rio when g-son asks to listen to his rap songs from corrections n the language I just can not grasp it.👏👏 Hats off to you. 🍾🥂💐👼❤🙏🙊🙊Milwaukee Wisconsin
    When rio mention greenfld on Greenfield in Milwaukee here that be everything going on..

  • @Mister_Merzen
    @Mister_Merzen Год назад +6

    When he talks about serving white people and Bruce says it actually is kinda catchy… I cried 🤣 hahaha

  • @wc153221
    @wc153221 Год назад +1

    I love his content and comments, especially the Esign lead in.

  • @midwesthoodrat
    @midwesthoodrat 10 месяцев назад

    More Rio!! Your breakdown of his music is the best thing on RUclips right now.

  • @cc-dtv
    @cc-dtv Год назад +16

    Bruce, everyday as I learn a mature as a person, I appreciate and understand what you're doing with this channel further. Your serving as a role model to people, such as myself but many others as well, who grew up in a bad environment without a Dad, or somebody fulfilling a similar role, taking the time to explain to the young ones whatever they need to achieve success and security in their lives. The knowledge you share is invaluable, and using the patreon money for bail, well let's hope no one jumps it but that is f****** awesome man. You're provided a great service here. Thank you. What I have learned from you, others learn as well, it is not a small thing.

    • @user-uu1hv8nv6i
      @user-uu1hv8nv6i Год назад

      He so edgy l agree with you on this

    • @rhondawileman1466
      @rhondawileman1466 Год назад +1

      Well said 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 All the best to you and your loved ones! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @Danny09171
    @Danny09171 Год назад +21

    In Bruce rivers we trust

  • @X_PaimoN_x
    @X_PaimoN_x Год назад +15

    Been following you since your first Melly video. Michigan native right up the street from Flint. To see you react to Rio is amazing 😂 it’s a Flint MI thing, they call it “Shit Talkin.” Just a bunch of stuff that rhymes and sounds funny 😂 please keep the Flint people comin. I love it 🖤

    • @alyariel9713
      @alyariel9713 Год назад +3

      Hey fellow Flintstone!!

    • @GRACE4LYFE
      @GRACE4LYFE Год назад +3

      Flintstone here also#810

    • @X_PaimoN_x
      @X_PaimoN_x Год назад +1

      @@GRACE4LYFE 810 to 989 🔥🖤

  • @gillesmaumus4033
    @gillesmaumus4033 Год назад +1

    Bruce (and Content Genius ) what a wide range of talent.....🤣 u guys display !!!! More please...

  • @canadiangoose7665
    @canadiangoose7665 Год назад +8

    Yes more rio! His lyrics are always gold 😂

  • @jackanders9545
    @jackanders9545 8 месяцев назад

    Yes the break down was perfect loved it!

  • @cocobutterc4573
    @cocobutterc4573 Год назад +1

    Love these. FREERIO

  • @br8kadawn
    @br8kadawn Год назад +3

    I soooooooo needed this laugh this morning! Definitely one of my fav CLR videos thus far!✌️❤️🙏🎶

    • @spnn4s106
      @spnn4s106 Год назад +1

      Bruce explains the rap lyrics for white ppl. OMG! Hilarious

    • @br8kadawn
      @br8kadawn Год назад

      @SPNN4 S pull up a clip of the 1980 movie "Airplane" with the search criteria "I speak jive". The older woman is Barbara Billingsley who played the mother on "Leave it to Beaver". Enjoy! 🤣✌️❤️🙏✈️

    • @spnn4s106
      @spnn4s106 Год назад +1

      @@br8kadawn Yes I know. I've seen it a few times 🙂 Crazy

  • @DK-421
    @DK-421 Год назад +43

    He may have made 200k in eight months, but he'll be spending it all on Bruce Rivers, the criminal lawyer.

  • @simpinainteasyRHEC
    @simpinainteasyRHEC Год назад +2

    Bruce and micheal bringing the best, unique content on the tube. 😂❤

  • @rollerskatertexasgirl
    @rollerskatertexasgirl Год назад +38

    That was an extremely articulate breakdown of a melodic piece of art. This young man is truly a lyrical genius! And yes! No one wants a stink butt! Thanks so much Bruce! 😘🛼🛼

  • @illminds.
    @illminds. Год назад +20

    These are some of the best vids on youtube, I love hearing this dude break down trap lyrics lol

  • @lukewi7186
    @lukewi7186 Год назад +20

    Rio spits shock value rap, it’s prevalent/rooted in Detroit from from Eminem/D12 to Insane Clown Posse it seems like it’d be easier to prove this is art than the average drill rapper

    • @ice8erg
      @ice8erg Год назад +10

      Rio from Flint

    • @MikeMulahMusic
      @MikeMulahMusic Год назад +2

      Yea as long as he don’t mention names or describe a crime perfectly

    • @jemmyneutron7934
      @jemmyneutron7934 Год назад +6

      That style of rap is called “Shit Talking”

    • @imamfproblem1320
      @imamfproblem1320 Год назад

      Luke wi stop it bro he front flint he fucked with D12 Im sure but he fucked with blade ice wood more i bet

    • @mrj5695
      @mrj5695 Год назад +2

      Flint spice talk

  • @hannahmartin7465
    @hannahmartin7465 Год назад +8

    4:26 - had me dying laughing LOL 😂

  • @woman0113
    @woman0113 Год назад +20

    "Let's saaaaay, you get charge with pirating Rio's music and you're sitting in you're sitting in you're mother's basement basement because you got got CHEETO STAINED UNDEREAR and you REALLY DONT GET OUT MUCH and now you're being SUED.. well now you need a LAWYER."... LMAO MY GOD BRUCE WITH THE ESIGN!!!! lol I'm in tears

    • @woman0113
      @woman0113 Год назад +2

      Not the CHEETO STAINS 😂 I love thing channel

    • @kimmieh8419
      @kimmieh8419 3 месяца назад

      His theme song is great, too! I have to find out the details on that. Like who wrote it for him, who sings it. Anyone know?

  • @Zei33
    @Zei33 Год назад +41

    I wouldn’t have gave this song a second thought but it’s hilarious when you lay it out. I kinda feel him on some of it too. Fast ejaculation is a tough problem to deal with 🤨

    • @Dvlly99
      @Dvlly99 Год назад +7

      Imagine getting addicted to Percocet due to fast ejaculation issues lol

    • @Zei33
      @Zei33 Год назад +4

      @@Dvlly99 lol I can see it. That feeling of inadequacy when you’re talking about sex is a powerful motivator.

    • @franchiserob
      @franchiserob Год назад +3

      @@Dvlly99 he been on percs bro😭😭

    • @CodeineAbdulJabbar
      @CodeineAbdulJabbar Год назад

      You will never cum off of opiates. But it’s also difficult to stay erect

    • @CodeineAbdulJabbar
      @CodeineAbdulJabbar Год назад

      You will never cum off of opiates. But it’s also difficult to stay erect

  • @johnbullion5430
    @johnbullion5430 Год назад +2

    More of this please!! 😆

  • @fluermor..
    @fluermor.. Год назад +11

    Bruce breaking down lyrics is truly epic.😅😂

  • @ProfessorNugget
    @ProfessorNugget Год назад

    Very informational thanks

  • @pearlespainting
    @pearlespainting Год назад +5

    I laughed so hard listening to you breakdown the lyrics 😂😂😂
    I'm dying! 😭

  • @moimeme6533
    @moimeme6533 Год назад +1

    Hats off to your tailor, Bud, you are positively _rockin_ all these looks 💥🤜🤛

  • @roamingirl
    @roamingirl Год назад +1

    The cherry on top is Bruce’s signature giggle punctuating his commentary. 🗣️🍒🤭

  • @itsjustrust
    @itsjustrust Год назад +38

    Lmfaooo 💀 omg, I had no idea Bruce did rap lyric breakdowns & he did NOT disappoint. This is the content I didn’t know I needed in my life. 😂 Bruce giggling over the stank butt line 7:03 ✋😭 pleassse, got me wheezing. 😂🤣

    • @585grizzley
      @585grizzley Год назад +3

      Haha yea that was his niche before the Amber Heard-Johnny Depp trial lol. I’m glad he’s slowly going back to breaking down rap songs .

    • @johnwerner69
      @johnwerner69 Год назад

      he has reacted to some real cruel songs already

  • @dustinhensley7995
    @dustinhensley7995 Год назад +1

    Gold!

  • @oneluckygirlandherdog
    @oneluckygirlandherdog Год назад +3

    These videos of yours are gold!! The bits of wisdom i walk away with are priceless, keep em coming Mr Rivers!!

  • @anthonymunoz5346
    @anthonymunoz5346 Год назад

    Bruce you are the man !

  • @sklizzy3125
    @sklizzy3125 Год назад +1

    we need more of the rio videos these funny asf

  • @epiphany86
    @epiphany86 Год назад +2

    Bruce Rivers is the real G. Mad respect

  • @earthboundmother205
    @earthboundmother205 9 месяцев назад

    Never have I laughed so hard at one of your videos (which makes perfect sense, of course). Omg I love it

  • @briawaller2774
    @briawaller2774 Год назад +1

    This is amazing 😂❤

  • @Imgonegetu
    @Imgonegetu Год назад

    BRUCE LOVES THIS

  • @kristy-lou8762
    @kristy-lou8762 Год назад +3

    Bruce makes me laugh every video but today 😂😂😂 omg extra giggles... rap lyric videos are ALWAYS FUNNY... and really should become a weekly thing at least 😂😂 ❤🇦🇺🤘🙃❤️‍🔥🤣

  • @MPKMonkeyStuntingonyt
    @MPKMonkeyStuntingonyt Год назад +4

    Bruce is literally the lawyer you NEED when you get into trouble

  • @erickirkwood458
    @erickirkwood458 Год назад +7

    Hahaha... That entire video by Rio could be considered a crime...! Love you, man! You da best!

  • @AintShitsweetblu
    @AintShitsweetblu Год назад

    GOTTA LOVE YA BRUCE

  • @Peter-tm7zp
    @Peter-tm7zp Год назад +2

    Really enjoy your content Bruce. You make your suits look good!

  • @izzyram31490
    @izzyram31490 Год назад

    your videos are priceless. Thank you for the free game on what not to do to snitch on yourself. Free Knowledge.

  • @yungbasshead710
    @yungbasshead710 Год назад

    I’m so proud to have come here from no jumper back in the day and see how far you guys have grown 💯🎉

  • @kapraskategory163
    @kapraskategory163 Год назад

    Yesss do more

  • @rastanate6168
    @rastanate6168 Год назад +6

    That fact that Bruce is so accurate 😂

  • @zachfrancis1337
    @zachfrancis1337 10 месяцев назад

    This video has brought me more joy in 7 mins than I've had in the last 7 weeks.

  • @erickirkwood458
    @erickirkwood458 Год назад +6

    Holy f*ck...! THAT'S the funniest thing I've seen all day...! 😂😂😂

  • @TheAryBaby
    @TheAryBaby Год назад +1

    THIS IS GOLDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @8731Cordova
    @8731Cordova Год назад +1

    My favorite Lawyer
    Favorite Musical Artist

  • @atticuswoodhead3760
    @atticuswoodhead3760 Год назад +3

    The way he was amazed with the “throw my life away” bar 😭😭 this dude like 20 years older than me but be sayin the most relatable stuff I thought the same shit

  • @lisaprunty4159
    @lisaprunty4159 Год назад +1

    Haha more of these lyric breakdowns please

  • @INDYTEKKIN
    @INDYTEKKIN Год назад

    CLASSIC!!

  • @saratimmons8300
    @saratimmons8300 Год назад +1

    This was too funny ure hilarious Bruce love ure content , 😅😅

  • @sethwillishair
    @sethwillishair Год назад +2

    This is hilarious buddy keep these type of videos coming lol

  • @l.o.u.d.organization2296
    @l.o.u.d.organization2296 Год назад

    Rio and Bruce is a classic every time

  • @Indiartworks
    @Indiartworks Год назад +8

    "Cheeto stained underwear"... LMAO
    Love your reading and interpretations of the lyrics Bruce! Your literal interpretations are hysterical and I love that You can relate to "not wanting to sleep with a stank-ass"

  • @10k_kidd28
    @10k_kidd28 Год назад

    I love this guy.

  • @rideordis810
    @rideordis810 Год назад +3

    4:27 😂 omg Bruce your delivery is hilarious

  • @shotbydon651
    @shotbydon651 Год назад +9

    i’d pay some good money to see bruce react to more detroit artists 😭

  • @foreverman1966
    @foreverman1966 Год назад +1

    Bruce u made my day 😂😂

  • @darealwater9546
    @darealwater9546 Год назад

    Bruce dat boyy frr🤣🤣💯💯

  • @One_of_Gods_Warriors
    @One_of_Gods_Warriors Год назад

    We need MORE Rio reactions !!!!!

  • @bluoinkpig9
    @bluoinkpig9 Год назад +2

    geeez those are such loving and kind lyrics about women

  • @mr.pharmaceutical481
    @mr.pharmaceutical481 Год назад

    Finally u did a reaction to someone from my city! Flint town in dis bihhh.

  • @wholepuncher1
    @wholepuncher1 Год назад

    Another instant classic

  • @Binreaper97
    @Binreaper97 Год назад +2

    Bruce is hilarious with these reactions lmao

  • @s3lfmad3Don
    @s3lfmad3Don Год назад

    The fact this your 2nd rio reaction.. u just mite be the g.o.a.t💯. #freerio

  • @erickirkwood458
    @erickirkwood458 Год назад +15

    "If she only has 8 pairs of underpants, that would be an issue for me..." Good God Bruce... You a very funny man! Total deal breaker, hey? 😅😅😅

  • @summerdwight3753
    @summerdwight3753 Год назад +25

    "He's really discriminating" shit had me dead 🤣

    • @Shifosama
      @Shifosama Год назад +2

      yooo i really read this sht right when he said it 😂😂😂😂

    • @kimmieh8419
      @kimmieh8419 3 месяца назад

      This whole video had me cracking up! It's only 10 minutes long and it took me 20 because I kept rewinding and laughing! 🤣😂💀

  • @Imthraxxy
    @Imthraxxy Год назад +2

    Exactly how I be listening to Rio 😂😂 gotta let out a few chuckles

  • @stevenroland147
    @stevenroland147 Год назад +2

    Bruce Rivers is Legend..... Translating the lyrics on this rap is hilarious!!

  • @spnn4s106
    @spnn4s106 Год назад

    OMG! This is Hilarious! Bruce I'm over here in my cube just rolling and hollering

  • @undergroundupholstery
    @undergroundupholstery Год назад +1

    This is an iconic video.