[Vinesauce] Joel - Desert Bus Highlights
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2018
- The best parts of that monumental 8 hours condensed into 25 minutes.
Obviously there's a lot more funny stuff in the stream, but I wanted to limit myself.
This is my first Vinesauce edit, but if all goes well, I'll do more.
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did Jobel really call speakers "the volume exhaust"
The worst part is i understood it immediately
@@AM_xX
It didn't even register for me
the worst part is i didn't question it until seeing the comment actually
ДЖОООБЕЕЕЛЬ, АХАХАХАХХАХА
He's Swedish, he's trying
this is 25 minutes of interesting conversation.
*_over the time of 8 hours_*
25/480 minutes is a whole 5% of the full thing. Crazy
Crazy Bus
You poor soul had to go trough 8 hours of a stream, I tip my hat to you
SuperWiiBros08 I did on RUclips.
I did it all the way through, no peepee breaks man, no peepee.
Well he tried to get it running and then his power blew. No joke it was so confusing.
I'll go through the next 8 hours once he streams the drive back to Tucson, too
I’m sure SuperWiiBros08 is definitely familiar with painstaking editing. *cough* MASKING *cough*
Glad to see Joel finally play New Vegas.
When you’ve spent 8 hours holding in piss, it almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
I like your profile picture
@@jimmyjohnjoejr thank
“
You got what you were after, so pay up.
”
- McMurphy
“
You're crying in the rain, pally.
”
- Benny
“
Guess who's waking up over here?
”
- Jessup
“
Time to cash out.
”
- Benny
“
Would you get it over with?
”
- McMurphy
“
Maybe Khans kill people without looking them in the face, but I ain't a fink, dig?
”
- Benny
“
You've made your last delivery kid.
”
- Benny
“
Sorry you got twisted up in this scene.
”
- Benny
“
From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
Truth is...the game was rigged from the start.
”
- Benny
@@bonechovah bonus points for remembering McMurphy
It's like watching a man slowly lose his sanity.
Panda Cares I think this is the closest you can get to slowly slipping into insanity in a tangible form.
It's because it is.
im gonna play that game now
I think he lost it within the first 4 minutes when he was talking about the aliens.
It was already lost at the begining.
NO I WILL NOT PISS BOTTLE
Should of just sat on a john for 8 hours
Japanese people: Moomin good
Joel: Chotomate Chotomate... uhhh SUWEEDAN. Pra papapapapapapapa
2:25 S T O P M A S T U R B A T I N G!!
oh im sorry
*Loud Nigra Noises*
*OPEN THE WINDOW WE GOT ANOTHER!*
THE AC ISNT WORKING
N O
"The sound exhaust of your phone"
Anonymous do you call it something else
it actually works
@@umahmii
He put the phone in his mouth. Also the song was from F-zero.
I would pay to see an animated version of the entire stream
we need a movie out of this, we all will pay for it
Ad victoriam, Elder
*i have a new life mission*
K
They'd make you pay.
There is so much material here for the Vinesauce Wikia.
There's a Vinesauce wikia?
Just assume there's a wikia for anything
Yes, it's shit
yes
Lazy Does Voices we need vinny to do this
"Oh hey Joel's streaming"
15:39
"I think I'll pass"
I'm glad I'm not the only person who does the weird mouth thing to fuck with music.
join*
This is real music
The Whole 8 Hours was a Hightlight
Nate C Not even 8 hours of joel are enough
13:26 Joel accurately plays the Crazy Bus theme
NOW THIS IS GAMING MUSIC B A B Y ! !
Wow, Joel went crazy on a bus by himself, just look at the rear view mirror
oh yeah
you dont see the people?
AWildHemontHasAppeared he’s not even going to Vegas. He’s just been driving around in circles for 8 hours
you could say it's a crazybus
In fact, Joel never reached Vegas at all
Man, I had to take a bus from San Antonio to Denver, and it would have been SO much more bearable if Joel was my driver.
lets make it real then
SirBoneless *ARE YOU HAVING FUN!*
*Joel looks behind him, scanning the seats*
*He sees no children*
Joel: HOPE YOU FUCKERS ARE IN FOR A *WILD* RIDE
ʸᴼᵁᴿ ᴰᴿᴵⱽᴱᴿ ᴵˢ
*DRUNK*
9:20 round and round? smoke on the water? fire in the sky? enter night? exit light? psycho mantis?
You're that ninja?
Darude Sandstorm?
hotel? trivago.
Nani?
Green moose, guava juice?
15:49 That's all you need to watch.
Joel is a real *American* hero.
You see...
He's been through the desert in a bus with no name
It felt bad to think of the rain
In the desert he could forget his own name,
'Cause his bladder gave him unbearable pain...
_La, la, la la la la la, la la la, la, la_ x2
That Swedish Highway
In the sunshine
Where the trips are longer
Joel's bladder's stronger than moonshine.
He's gotta go, we know..
Tell me, how long you gonna stay here, Joel?
G.I.Joel
Cpt. Wolf
Some people ask him:
"Where are the new up-loads?"
He don't care
I knoooow-ow-oow-ow-oow-OW
ALLIGATOR LIZARDS IN THE AIR
IN THE AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR
14:11 The one time Joel notices something I say in chat, and it's fucking that.
Robert Sides never got joel to notice me but I got vinny 2 times now.
Wish I could talk in Vinny's, but I'm still banned when he or one of his mods got hacked a few years back :(
Robert Sides message the mod who banned you silly
I've messaged the mods and get no reply. Ever. The event happened so long ago at this point that I don't even remember who it was that got hacked. I just remember them hijacking the chat and mass banning everyone that was stupid enough to type in chat. I'm at the point where I just accept my silent fate... I feel like they won't even believe me at this point... It'll probably sound like I'm making it up to cover up a legitimate ban that didn't happen >_>
Robert Sides I can try and get in contact with DesertP on twitter
Running?! In MY 90's!? Its more likely than you think.
I wish you included the part where he talks about his Carpe Diem -attitude and the inevitable time when you'll recall all of your experiences on your deathbed.
And ends with: "I didn't, uhh, piss _away _*_eight HOURS FOR THIS"_*
using a controller as a guitar pick was one of if not THE most genius idea Joel ever had.
Running? In the *90'S?*
it's more likely than you think
You've been? Thunderstruck?
Psycho killer? Kes ke se?
More like driving in the 90s
Joel found WoW boring, and here he is playing Desert Bus lol
WoW? World of Warcraft, World of Warships, World of Warplanes??? which one?
hot take: i'd rather play dessert bus than wow
Yes, desert bus is better than wow
I get the same vibes
WoW is complex while desert bus has simple game mechanics.
the perspective of the road in that game pisses me off
It drags you to the right
What is your pfp from, looks familiar
This is your first Vinesauce Edit? Jesus Christ! Couldn't have you used an easier and "shorter" video. The editing is wonderful! I'm looking forward for more!
LunaPhobos Gotta make a good first impression
hi
Thank you! I edit videos for a living, this was nothing lol
I'll definitely make more once I have the time!
"Hey guys let's play some Desert Bus for 8 Hours, shall we?" **Blackout**
Couldn't Joel just beep out any rhythm, and have it technically be a Euro beat?
2000 IQ
He could just repeat the words love, fire and speed over and over and he would sum up every Eurobeat ever.
@@Rafa-ri4wd love? fire? speed?
eurobeeb
Okay, no one like or dislike my comment ever again.
23:29 i guess you could say it was a...
*_DESERT P_*
Double Slash haHAA
You would never expect a Desert Bus stream to have a highlights reel, lol.
Cute profile pic
For research purposes what is your profile pic
@@williambyrd6665 a month later but
You expected Desert Bus highlights, but it was me, DIO!
someone has to recreate the desert bus but it's an online group chat with servers in which the host is the driver, and anyone with a mic can talk in any way, whether it'd be chit chat or attempting to annoy the hell out of the driver to make him crash the bus in rage. In a nutshell, it should be similar to the group chat game called "Comedy Night" if I got the name right? If not, the name is similar.
I’m 8 months late but I do remember there being an actual official Desert Bus 2 that was in vr and basically used the Comedy Night concept (one guy driving the bus and the other people in the back) but I don’t remember what happened to it. Does have one full length play through online.
Listen not gonna lie, the effect at the end of the Mute City song at around 15:46 actually sounded cool.
Same men it sounded kinda good!
It was beautiful
Thank christ. I couldn't bring myself to watch the whole thing.
Legend says that if you go the whole 8 hours, you'll get the new Tool album.
A tale about Joel's slow descent into insanity.
You really sat through the whole stream to make this video?
Yes.
I'm just as disappointed in myself as you are.
You did it so others don't need to. You are champion.
Hell, I did it
I did it too. I don't have a life either..
A true fan of Joel sits through the whole stream with ease tho. He's literally the only one who can be entertaining while just staring at a pixalated bus adventure for 8 hours straight.
This is great cause you can't see the chat so there's no garuntee Joel isn't just talking to himself
15:48
Knowing that the pizza song was playing inside Joel's mouth made my day.
"There is no gold here, Mr Leprechaun....only despair...."
Joel's the only person who can make 8 hours of playing driving a bus fun.
You could also call this "Joel's Descent Into Madness"
das tis tanz?
das tis tanz?
you must tanzen now?
we're gonna turn this thing?
into one big orgy?
the beef?
is out of date?
it’s expired?
don’t eat it?
OH GOD
I'M DEAF
Is someone here German?
Ooh! Ooh! Let me try!
18 naked cowboys?
In the showers?
At Ram Ranch?!
15:27 Joel turns into a Squid.
13:25 is the turning point for joel's sanity
*S U F F E R I N G*
13:29 alien trying to give me knoledge of Pluto
Moomins were the best, it's good to know that people loves them in different parts of the world too.
“What happens if Joel has to poo”
“I stand up and I aim”
If it wasn’t Joel, “Desert Bus highlights” would be a complete oxymoron
feelin fly about the fact that my fanart showed up (the mushroom skeleton warrior @0:25)
"Man goes crazy during 8 hour busdrive"
One hell of a first vinesauce edit lol. Great job
JOJO
11:46 that one hand guitar just sounds like Dwarf Fortress.
Andrevus Whitetail dude you are so right
They should make a game that let's you drive from Tucson to Los Angeles or Albuquerque
American Truck Simulator, though it doesn't take an actual 8 hours for it
If you want the superior mode of transportation in video games to travel from Tucson to many other destinations, try Microsoft Flight Simulator 98.
Lunitaproductions from Peru to Alaska 2 days of road
Edit: or more than that
you could do it maybe in the crew 2 but it only takes like 30 minutes
Ive gone from California to Michigan and it took 3 days
I want a simulator for this
"so there's a movie...so there's a movie"
bottyes *BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA LA LA LA LA LA MA MA MA MAAAAAAA!*
Holy shit, I watched that scene of Fire in the Sky as a kid too and I got super traumatized by that. The creepy aliens, the guy screaming in horror and pain and with each passing second screaming worse and worse and gagging. I also got super scared of aliens thanks to that scene alone.
Absolutely a madman
Joel would be very fun on a road trip XD
The ba ba ba,bap is in English too
It’s in all of the versions except for the Japanese and Arabic versions
Imagine being the sorry kid who got this game for his birthday, or worse, Christmas.
Joel singing the Moomin theme in Swedish gives me life.
15:39
*UNLIMITED PEE PEE*
22:07
Joel predicting the movie “Nope” at 04:35
dat zoom at 19:53 is poyfect...
ah shit my bad
I swear it looked good in Premiere
Shit flies under the radar when you sit through an 8-hour long stream
Joel: **mentions Fire In The Sky*
Me: **NERVOUS SWEATING*
15:22 Remember kiddos, it’s not a speaker, it’s a volume exhaust
I have a newfound respect for bus and truck drivers.
I love the overlays for the references. nice editing.
9:42 is the best definition of this whole stream
thank you so much for this
plese do more edits
13:19 "Ah beautiful music!" I lost my shit
Oh wow, the Japanese Moomin intro is so much more precious and fitting than the English one.
Joeeelll? Are we there yet???
this is amazing for a first edit! keep it up!
I respect u for having the enthusiasm to whatch the entire stream and finding the highlights!
Joel talking about his love for Moomin gives me life, brb gotta draw a death metal viking Moomintroll
The whole thing's a highlight
This was a glorious stream , i witnessed all of it.
A *THUMP* and maybe a splash sound
LMAO
Lemme try that question song thing Joel recommended
20 men had tried to take him?
20 men had made a slip?
21 would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip?
*big iron on his hip?*
So I did some math.
1 trip from Tucson to Las Vegas is 8 hours.
1 trip is worth 1 point.
The maximum score for Desert Bus is 99,999,999.
In order to take 99.9 million trips from Tucson to Las Vegas, you would need to play the game for approximately 800 million hours.
800 million hours is about 333.3 million days.
333.3 million days is approximately *91,000 years.*
The max score is 99
11:15 is how I got through so many shifts at work. “My shift is eight hours and I’ve been here for thirty minutes so I’ve only got seven and a half hours left which is almost just seven hours which means that I’ve almost only got six hours left!” It’s a flawed mindset but it’s the only thing that keeps you sane
If all heroes wear capes, why doesn't Pelixus 2 wear a cape?
He ate it on the 8 hour trip.
Not all heroes wear capes.
i remember watching this. the amount of endurance required was beyond human.
"...I can tell ya all about that trip, man. I've seen the roads, man. I've seen the miles of asphalt and concrete. *[zoom in on the road]* Spam a thousand miles. Sand and nothing but DEATH! *[zoom in on the bug]* "
I lost my shit at that XD
Goddamnit I almost got to watch this stream live. I got to the stream right after this ended
There was a speck of dust on my phone screen and as the road in the video moved the speck appeared to be moving with it
What is the illusory power of Desert Bus
Joel talking about his alien experience makes signal simulator so much funnier
Joel, through suffering, still found fun.
This stream is the most high effort job resume I've seen!
RIP Kocko :(
only joel can play an 8 hour game and still be entertaining
"wake me up. inside? Save me."
the moonie theme but in swedish? hmm might get a copy right strike but only in sweden other country's no,
*Moomin
There's been full Swedish Moomin episodes up on RUclips for years. He's good.
This is like an actual road trip and it's the closest you will ever get to one with Joel
11:36 my fave joel quote
Great podcast, I'd say!