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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 года назад +10533

    "Parents have no business being alive in animated movies."
    *Disney at its finest*

    • @rxg9er
      @rxg9er 4 года назад +167

      No halfway decent parent would let their kid go off on an adventure. Killing off parents avoids having kids lie to their parents.

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 4 года назад +58

      Doesn't Disney only kill off mothers (because apparently it's a crime to give birth in Disney movies)?

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 4 года назад +15

      @Mickey Mouse I'm aware. I was joking.

    • @tiyenin
      @tiyenin 4 года назад +7

      @Mickey Mouse Hi Mickey. I love your land and your world.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад +9

      @Mickey Mouse Hail Mickey!

  • @theGreenGoblin
    @theGreenGoblin 4 года назад +2497

    “I guess that manticore lady was right on the edge...”
    Have you met a person in customer service like....EVER? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 4 года назад +138

      Yeah and Pixar nailed it, with every customer being rude to her... so yeah on the edge is right.

    • @ctaco5112
      @ctaco5112 4 года назад +88

      @@leovk5779 As someone in the customer service business, I wish I was that manticore

    • @Meloncooleeh
      @Meloncooleeh 4 года назад +7

      Period

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 года назад +11

      @@leovk5779 not every customer was rude to her

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад +15

      My sister, she seems so sweet, but I am terrified of her.

  • @wikiwiki1093
    @wikiwiki1093 4 года назад +6419

    "it's not an animated movie without something that isn't a dog acting like a dog"
    "Parents have no business being alive in animated movies"
    I love Pitch Meetings so much

    • @ZArocket
      @ZArocket 4 года назад +82

      Pixar RUNS ON TEARS

    • @vincehardy5860
      @vincehardy5860 4 года назад +12

      @@ZArocket someone beat me to it

    • @RMVideos92
      @RMVideos92 4 года назад +31

      "If this is a road trip movie then I'm gonna assume they encounter bikers of some kind?"

    • @Askingfalll
      @Askingfalll 4 года назад

      1k like

    • @jakub8682
      @jakub8682 4 года назад +2

      Pitch Meetings are tight

  • @forwhomthetacobelltolls
    @forwhomthetacobelltolls 4 года назад +3361

    “He’s a centaur and she’s like a human sized elf?”
    “That’s right.”
    “I have some questions...”
    “Not to worry, I brought some drawings to kind of explain how that would work.”
    “Oh these are VERY not meant for children.”

    • @thegooddinggleberry
      @thegooddinggleberry 4 года назад +119

      "Yes, of course sir, it was are intended for parents when they get stuck watching our movies. They'll come for their kid but they'll stay for the wonder." 😁👐🌈
      "Wonder at what, there's a little bit too much graphic detail in these illustrations. Is that a dog dil...."😨🤢
      "Aham, these sketchs are for your eyes only, and I agree not everyone see the logistics. But we can keep people occupied with the mystery of semi-fantastical **:#$%=$) :() . Finally, yes sir, that dog dildo, a dragon are dogs in this one so the reverse is also true. We have to have consistency this time because kids and parents are even more hyper critical of Media and mistakes. Sure something can be offensive but no one like inconsistencies in the movies. " 🙄😏

    • @oneperson891
      @oneperson891 4 года назад +75

      "Oh, Should I burn them?"

    • @XFlare17
      @XFlare17 4 года назад +37

      @@oneperson891 you probably should.

    • @kamenraider1175
      @kamenraider1175 4 года назад +28

      I've been on the internet long enough, I think I know how it goes

    • @travissmith2848
      @travissmith2848 4 года назад +15

      Well..... while we are on the topic a Chihuahua and an English Mastiff are genetically compatible........

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 4 года назад +3046

    People: “You can’t just make the same jokes every episode and expect people to laugh!”
    Pitch Meetings:

    • @Silas_MN
      @Silas_MN 4 года назад +122

      It's the Phineas and Ferb comedy style

    • @daring101
      @daring101 4 года назад +123

      @@Silas_MN Phinias and Ferb are TIGHT!

    • @memori02
      @memori02 4 года назад +64

      Whoops!
      Whoopsie!

    • @TNT_1001
      @TNT_1001 4 года назад +21

      dino cubing Oh my..

    • @tomn6800
      @tomn6800 4 года назад +81

      Making the same joke every episode is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @karmallarma5871
    @karmallarma5871 4 года назад +2544

    "You can't fly a plane through rush-hour traffic!"
    Not with that attitude you can't.

    • @Grim_Beard
      @Grim_Beard 4 года назад +51

      You can, however, ride a motorcycle through rush hour traffic. The pixies have the right idea.

    • @JustGrowingUp84
      @JustGrowingUp84 4 года назад +72

      Don't you mean altitude? :D
      *Ba-dum-tss

    • @DefineHatespeech
      @DefineHatespeech 4 года назад +1

      Grimbeard “it’s not possible”

    • @thestevens580
      @thestevens580 4 года назад +5

      I mean anything’s possible if you don’t give a frick.

    • @ejail001
      @ejail001 4 года назад +5

      It happened back in 2001.

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 4 года назад +2593

    That definitely got my tears. Pixar has like a formula for it as this point

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 4 года назад +68

      @Layla Forrest I felt it was unexpected and bittersweet

    • @VarynDEE33t
      @VarynDEE33t 4 года назад +167

      A little late to the party but I just saw the movie. The ending was bittersweet and unexpected, but I think in a good way. Barley needed the closure he never got with their father while he was alive. And it shows maturity on Ian’s part to let his brother have that moment, even if Ian himself never got to really meet his dad like he wanted.

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 4 года назад +25

      @@VarynDEE33t Yah, it was really well done

    • @orcmama8
      @orcmama8 4 года назад +25

      I thought it was fitting...also ya Pixar is good at making ppl sad,like toy story 4,

    • @jamesdeandaydream
      @jamesdeandaydream 4 года назад +40

      @@orcmama8 for me toy story 4 just made me mad. Like a poorly written fanfic especially with Buzz's inner voice, and Woody's character arc doing a complete 180

  • @herosam1390
    @herosam1390 4 года назад +2242

    Pitch meeting for Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    “So, you have a movie for me”
    “Yes, sir. I do!”
    “Amazing, so how much money is this thing gonna cost?”
    “Enough to get us through half the movie”
    “Oh, money is TIGHT!”

    • @kevinthetruckdriver353
      @kevinthetruckdriver353 4 года назад +131

      So how are you are going to do the other half of the movie??
      Sir, I need you to get way off of my back.
      Getting off your back is *tight.*
      *God: Get on with it!!*
      Both: OOPSIE!!

    • @kevinthetruckdriver353
      @kevinthetruckdriver353 4 года назад +87

      I requested *Monty Python & the Holy Grail* last spring. Guess *IT'S NOT super easy. Barely an inconvenience.*

    • @HagenvonEitzen
      @HagenvonEitzen 4 года назад +74

      That pitch meeting would be quite something to swallow.
      But I wonder: European or African swallow?

    • @JS-lk1ut
      @JS-lk1ut 4 года назад +15

      Money WAS Tight!

    • @kevinthetruckdriver353
      @kevinthetruckdriver353 4 года назад +32

      @@HagenvonEitzen - Depends where the coconut came from.

  • @glennmejorada7395
    @glennmejorada7395 4 года назад +633

    "We run on tears." I was literally scared.

    • @roxyheart5517
      @roxyheart5517 4 года назад +1

      i liked it:D

    • @wyntertheicewyvern6226
      @wyntertheicewyvern6226 3 года назад +5

      It's true though.

    • @Lust767
      @Lust767 3 года назад +5

      you were actually scared?

    • @BenGras
      @BenGras 3 года назад +6

      Same, it was spooky

    • @mariacargille1396
      @mariacargille1396 9 месяцев назад

      Yeeeah, this was not the pitch meeting to watch as I got ready to sleep, it turned out 😂

  • @mj6400
    @mj6400 4 года назад +440

    Society: “You’re not crazy if you talk to yourself, you’re crazy if you answer back.”
    Ryan: “Hold my RUclips algorithm.”

    • @rivenrime
      @rivenrime 4 года назад +24

      Nah, you can talk to yourself, that's fine. When you have to ask yourself to repeat what you said because you weren't listening, though...

  • @canaanstaley3973
    @canaanstaley3973 4 года назад +1216

    “So, you have a movie for me?”
    “Yes, sir, I do. So I was thinking...”
    “Nice.”
    “Thank you.”
    You earned yourself a like right there.

  • @phlpcockrell
    @phlpcockrell 4 года назад +3243

    Soo... Chris pratt's parent dies when he's just a little boy, he's too afraid to face it, runs off and gets enveloped in another reality, but comes to accept this loss by the end of the movie? Sounds familiar.

    • @cartercraig7449
      @cartercraig7449 4 года назад +257

      Phil Yeah isn’t that what happened in parks and rec for him?

    • @phlpcockrell
      @phlpcockrell 4 года назад +83

      @@cartercraig7449 i see what u did there

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 4 года назад +114

      Uh, is it Jurassic park?

    • @christianwetzel2199
      @christianwetzel2199 4 года назад +35

      @@BatziBoah no: aliens

    • @Gilgamoth
      @Gilgamoth 4 года назад +66

      @@phatmantv No man it's footloose, the greatest film in the whole universe!

  • @jeongminoh1441
    @jeongminoh1441 4 года назад +1492

    I didn’t see the movie yet but I clicked
    Because it’s a pitch meeting

    • @jimluebke3869
      @jimluebke3869 4 года назад +74

      I get basically all my exposure to movies through Pitch Meetings these days. And How It Should Have Ended, plus Honest Trailers. I am richer, happier, and have more free time because of that habit. =)

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад +5

      Same here

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 4 года назад +6

      @@jimluebke3869 richer...
      Can i grab your money then?

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 4 года назад +10

      Jim Luebke And virus free.

    • @JanDavidJansen
      @JanDavidJansen 4 года назад +3

      Same

  • @michaelbaptist7694
    @michaelbaptist7694 4 года назад +379

    Usually pitch meetings make movies that are bad look worse, but honestly this doesn't make Onward look bad

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 года назад +18

      Not really, I mean they don't typically do bad movies like the Iron Man, Sonic, The Avengers, etc.

    • @michaelbaptist7694
      @michaelbaptist7694 4 года назад +8

      @@Yougotcaged102 Well I don't know, most of the movies they do have a lot of haters

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 4 года назад +53

      This is not a bad movie. It is a Pixar B-movie, which are still pretty good (nemo 2, cars 3, etc)

    • @michaelbaptist7694
      @michaelbaptist7694 4 года назад +13

      @@leovk5779 Yeah, It's my least favorite pixar movie but it still isn't bad.

    • @michaelbaptist7694
      @michaelbaptist7694 4 года назад +1

      @Charlie Vetsworth true

  • @theburrisarchivedk5426
    @theburrisarchivedk5426 4 года назад +152

    “Parents have no business being alive in animated movies”
    The incredibles: am i a joke to you!?

    • @avinashtyagi2
      @avinashtyagi2 3 года назад +6

      Part three, they die

    • @Hoshimaru57
      @Hoshimaru57 3 года назад +9

      Ah, but have you ever seen Bob or Helen’s parents?

    • @webby9044
      @webby9044 3 года назад +4

      Well the parents are more the main characters then the kids and its the main characters parents who aren't allowed to be alive and we don't know is the grandparents are alive

    • @DavidRay_40
      @DavidRay_40 3 года назад

      @@Hoshimaru57 Not relevant. Also, Bob and Helen are adults when we first meet them. Their parents are immaterial.

    • @mightywizard7475
      @mightywizard7475 11 месяцев назад

      Maybe nor the first one, but in Incredibles 2, Winston and Evelyn's parents were killed by burglars

  • @kanyewest9591
    @kanyewest9591 4 года назад +355

    Another surprise line in the pitch...
    Director::: "So I was thinking..."
    Executive::: "Nice"

    • @Nexadon
      @Nexadon 4 года назад +16

      He's not a director, btw, he's a writer. Just an FYI hehe

    • @culeroconnor1686
      @culeroconnor1686 4 года назад +3

      Surpirice for you this is a very old joke

    • @kanyewest9591
      @kanyewest9591 4 года назад +1

      @@NexadonWoa tough crowd...

    • @Kromeleon1
      @Kromeleon1 4 года назад +3

      @@kanyewest9591 he's literally correcting you as a by-the-way point

  • @dustinb4286
    @dustinb4286 4 года назад +801

    Exec: So he's a centaur and she's a human sized elf . . .
    Writer: Yeah.
    Exec: I have some questions.
    Writer: Please don't ask them.

    • @ZeroOmega-vg8nq
      @ZeroOmega-vg8nq 4 года назад +55

      Anime fans- allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @cybercynic7264
      @cybercynic7264 4 года назад +31

      Actually It’s super easy and barely an inconvenience! All it takes is some positioning between the partners. Here, let me introduce you to my anime friends who
      Can shed some light on the matter...

    • @raissasuwardhono
      @raissasuwardhono 4 года назад +1

      dustinb42 lol

    • @gyui1091
      @gyui1091 4 года назад +8

      Cyber Cynic yeah I’m not pressing read more

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P 4 года назад

      What do ya know! Another DustinB

  • @idoshyvits4650
    @idoshyvits4650 4 года назад +1238

    Missed opportunity to say, "Super easy, Barley's an inconvenience".

  • @SpencerBarton
    @SpencerBarton 4 года назад +415

    “Glenn Close” 😂

    • @elynmartinez4896
      @elynmartinez4896 3 года назад +7

      Oh hi verified man with only 65 likes whose comment was posted 7 months ago

    • @dika_hilman
      @dika_hilman 3 года назад +1

      who's that?

    • @glennappiah5230
      @glennappiah5230 3 года назад

      Wait that's is my name

    • @FC3692230
      @FC3692230 3 года назад +1

      That joke was tight

    • @MrCdoz91
      @MrCdoz91 3 года назад +2

      Dungeons and Daddies lol

  • @tessabublick
    @tessabublick 4 года назад +64

    "i have so many questions."
    "please don't ask them"
    lmao

  • @mc1013
    @mc1013 4 года назад +559

    Everybody - Give Ryan a raise
    Screenrant - I need you to get all the way off my back...

    • @logankrohn1472
      @logankrohn1472 4 года назад +14

      I am going to stay on that thing.

    • @monsoon861
      @monsoon861 4 года назад +8

      Not giving Ryan thw channel is tight

    • @Singurarity88
      @Singurarity88 4 года назад +4

      @@logankrohn1472 Oh no no no you can't do that. This would be technically 2 people in 1 person! Please go off his back, Sir!

    • @lindarojas734
      @lindarojas734 4 года назад +8

      If they lose Ryan, they lose all their subscribers

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 4 года назад

      @@lindarojas734 They definitely would. There would also be riots.

  • @LowbrowDeluxe
    @LowbrowDeluxe 4 года назад +298

    "Oh my god." "Oh MY god. I need to start filtering some of the things I say are tight." Gotta admit, that was the best one of those in a while.

  • @bones22j
    @bones22j 4 года назад +318

    If you look really close, you can see the joy, happiness, and all around life leaving Ryan’s eyes every time he has to say his catch phrase “super easy, barely an inconvenience.” SR is literally pointing a gun at him behind the camera making sure he says it in every pitch meeting.

  • @shrempy985
    @shrempy985 4 года назад +39

    “It isn’t an animated movie without something that’s not a dog acting like a dog”
    So true

  • @tc2241
    @tc2241 4 года назад +284

    *My wife and I watching Onward and seeing the mom and stepdad*
    My Wife: The internet’s going to ruin this, isn’t it
    Me: Yup...

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 4 года назад +21

      Ruin? I think you mean make it infinitely better

    • @MelvinC3
      @MelvinC3 4 года назад +11

      Your wife knows about rule 34 huh

    • @underdeepeer3458
      @underdeepeer3458 4 года назад +20

      Whoops

    • @ElSalsaRey
      @ElSalsaRey 4 года назад +20

      @@underdeepeer3458 Whoopsie

    • @lawfulhusbands
      @lawfulhusbands 4 года назад +5

      You should have said: Yeah yeah yeah

  • @autotuner2399
    @autotuner2399 4 года назад +679

    “So Ryan i Imagine it’s hard carrying a whole channel on your back”
    “Actually it’s super easy, barely and inconvenience”

    • @victorortero8743
      @victorortero8743 4 года назад +3

      Oh Really?

    • @Penguinmanereikel
      @Penguinmanereikel 4 года назад +10

      Is the new "get wayyyyy off my back about this" catchphrase a message to screenrant?!

    • @BellyBuddha
      @BellyBuddha 4 года назад +3

      Rafi Kazi he’s been doing that for a while it’s not really new but he is carrying tf outta this channel

    • @loganpaxton56
      @loganpaxton56 4 года назад

      I would like this comment but there’s 420 likes

    • @bikebudha01
      @bikebudha01 4 года назад

      @@loganpaxton56 I was 'like' 421, just to make your 420 wrong.

  • @nathanslay6342
    @nathanslay6342 4 года назад +376

    “PIXAR RUNS ON TEARS”!!
    -Pitch Meetings

    • @elementalcobalt1
      @elementalcobalt1 4 года назад +5

      Meh, that jokes been taken by other places long before he said that. You could say he went for a joke that was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @Goro_Maj1ma
      @Goro_Maj1ma 4 года назад +6

      @@elementalcobalt1 not being able to say a joke because it's been said before is tight!

    • @c.t.1893
      @c.t.1893 4 года назад

      -Pixar

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 4 года назад

      Just sort the comments by newest, whomever is at the bottom, "wins"(?)!! ☺

    • @nathanslay6342
      @nathanslay6342 4 года назад

      LagiNaLangAko23 uhh TOY STORY?!!!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +141

    1:34
    "I have some questions"
    "Oh please don't ask them"
    Dude, whoever writes these scripts is a comedic genius

    • @njay4399
      @njay4399 4 года назад +16

      The guy who does the pitch meeting writes them

    • @MetaphoricalMountaineering
      @MetaphoricalMountaineering 4 года назад +6

      Yeah Ryan gets all the credit

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 года назад +2

      The r34 will answer these burning sticky drippy questions.

    • @v4vndta911
      @v4vndta911 4 года назад

      @@njay4399 did screenrant admit this somewhere?? Point it to me please!

    • @jch8376
      @jch8376 4 года назад +2

      Which one of these two guys?

  • @WendyfromCali
    @WendyfromCali 4 года назад +53

    “Pixar runs on tears” - they got a river from me when I saw that scene they described.

  • @nobody6317
    @nobody6317 4 года назад +137

    “How come Ian is the only magical one?”
    “I don’t know”
    Why didn’t they explain that in the movie

    • @TheRandopro
      @TheRandopro 4 года назад +48

      They did though. Not everyone has the ability to do magic. Even in olden times not everyone was a wizard

    • @sasook
      @sasook 4 года назад +16

      TheRandopro Yeah but they didn’t explain why. Is it genetic? Is it luck?

    • @carlpalacios
      @carlpalacios 4 года назад +17

      Actually, based on DnD lore he is more of a Sorcerer than a Wizard. Wizard master magic by study whereas a sorcerer inherits magic from bloodline, having been blessed/cursed by a magical being, or having a dragon daddy.

    • @davidecarusone3333
      @davidecarusone3333 4 года назад +9

      In most fantasy universes magic is not for everyone, why should this movie in particular explain why?

    • @nobody6317
      @nobody6317 4 года назад +1

      The 25th Baam Because this movie is literally about magic

  • @nicelyplayed9517
    @nicelyplayed9517 4 года назад +449

    Sees Pitch Meeting
    My brain: but I haven’t seen the movie yet...
    My finger: clicks without doubt

  • @Helge_Mel
    @Helge_Mel 4 года назад +143

    Missed opportunity:
    - Joke about Smurfs.
    The blue elfs live in Mushroom shaped houses.

  • @ronanmccabe8157
    @ronanmccabe8157 4 года назад +79

    Having a company that runs on tears is TIGHT

  • @nosorab3
    @nosorab3 4 года назад +89

    "So, what do you think?"
    "Well, this is a Pixar movie, so it's going to make *bank* no matter what nonsense we fling onscreen!"
    "Yes sir! Nothing short of a biblical plague will cut into this studio's bottom line!"
    (Music sting over "Something-something Coronavirus, something-something theater droop)

  • @Ouchimoo
    @Ouchimoo 4 года назад +64

    YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE THEY TRAVEL ALL OVER THE WORLD ONLY TO END UP ACROSS FROM THEIR HIGHSCHOOL
    I'm a little sad Ryan missed that joke

  • @whosjayrich
    @whosjayrich 4 года назад +159

    “fake chests are TIGHT” 😂😂

  • @cherrybattung59
    @cherrybattung59 4 года назад +132

    “So I was thinking-“
    “Nice!”😂

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose 4 года назад +3

      "Why start now and ruin a perfect record?"

  • @noxlupa2996
    @noxlupa2996 4 года назад +273

    4:28 "See he had a checklist of things that he wanted to do with his dad, and then he realizes that Barely actually checked all of those boxes off by being his brother!"
    Oh my gosh that's actually so sweet! I might actually go to see this movie now that I know---
    4:50 *WE RUN ON TEARS.*
    aaaaaaaaaaaand it's back to therapy

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 года назад +14

      Therapy is tight!

    • @naluzoniro
      @naluzoniro 3 года назад +10

      Do go see it though, it's a super sweet and touching movie about brotherly love !

    • @PsychoDiesel48
      @PsychoDiesel48 3 года назад +4

      @@naluzoniro and dealing with loss for members of a family. Everyone has their own response to grief. Really great message

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 3 года назад +1

      It's seriously fantastic.

  • @american6437
    @american6437 4 года назад +19

    “Touching crotches are tight”
    That killed me

  • @ethanwebster2501
    @ethanwebster2501 4 года назад +114

    "If this movie preforms well we can make all sorts of sequels, prequels, and spin-offs"
    *Covoid-19 has entered the chat*

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад +3

      It takes studios > 50 years to decide on some of their sequels. They are that unoriginal.

  • @lucianosgonzalez3561
    @lucianosgonzalez3561 4 года назад +367

    The movie producer gaining some degree of self awareness about what sort of things he says are “tight” is both *TIGHT* and super easy barely an inconvenience.

    • @HagenvonEitzen
      @HagenvonEitzen 4 года назад +14

      which doesn't really help him just a few seconds later :)

    • @lucianosgonzalez3561
      @lucianosgonzalez3561 4 года назад +16

      Hagen von Eitzen he’s doing his best! We may need to get ALL the way off his back

    • @lunaitc
      @lunaitc 4 года назад +11

      @@lucianosgonzalez3561 Oh yeah, let's just get off that thing

  • @Me-rh1hg
    @Me-rh1hg 4 года назад +592

    "They're basically humans but blue with pointy ears"
    Wait a minute...
    are they tall Smurfs?

    • @dearmalaysia
      @dearmalaysia 4 года назад +18

      I was thinking Smurfs until he said elves, then I was like "oh okay"

    • @UddStudios
      @UddStudios 4 года назад +22

      Na’vi was what crossed my mind.

    • @throatwobblermangrove8510
      @throatwobblermangrove8510 4 года назад +11

      @@UddStudios Makes more sense, since Smurfs don't have pointy ears.

    • @Donegal62
      @Donegal62 4 года назад

      @@UddStudios ...yup

    • @juma8126
      @juma8126 4 года назад

      or short Navii.

  • @LILGHETTI
    @LILGHETTI 4 года назад +52

    Ryan is single handedly saving screen rant!
    This man is genius!

  • @rahulradhakrishnan5619
    @rahulradhakrishnan5619 4 года назад +121

    "Movies about tracking down valuable stones are pretty popular right now" 😂 throwback to avengers infinity war and Endgame

  • @jduhbswduhbs5343
    @jduhbswduhbs5343 4 года назад +13

    I swear that when he says “I don’t know” he looks like he is about to cry.

  • @ItsJonasClarke
    @ItsJonasClarke 4 года назад +115

    I'm not gonna lie I cried during Onward... This is how they get the tears

    • @ZeroOmega-vg8nq
      @ZeroOmega-vg8nq 4 года назад +5

      Disney is crying too cuz the movie is a flop.

    • @aidanbarnes4290
      @aidanbarnes4290 4 года назад +3

      Onward made me this close to shedding a tear. That's never happened before so I was impressed

    • @michaelagbeti5904
      @michaelagbeti5904 4 года назад +4

      I got a lump in my throat

    • @loonar7960
      @loonar7960 4 года назад +4

      I'm not usually super emotional about movies. This one wrecked me.

    • @rivenrime
      @rivenrime 4 года назад +6

      Oh god, I cried so much. It was much better than TS4, imo. I'm so sad that it didn't get the run time and love it deserved. I hope Disney+ is helping it a little.

  • @dannyakins8742
    @dannyakins8742 4 года назад +22

    1:34 "I have some questions." Loved that line

  • @LukeLikesToDraw
    @LukeLikesToDraw 4 года назад +627

    You really could’ve made a joke like “The Mom’s name is Laurel” “Oh her name’s Yanny, that’s cool”

    • @LukeLikesToDraw
      @LukeLikesToDraw 4 года назад +27

      Michael Richard I am a tired boomer

    • @davidalexander3320
      @davidalexander3320 4 года назад +49

      He already made that joke in another video too

    • @sagethorburn9821
      @sagethorburn9821 4 года назад +9

      @Michael Richard is a whiny 5 year old seeking attention

    • @margaretestrella2862
      @margaretestrella2862 4 года назад +6

      @@OirichEntertainment men in black pitch meeting

    • @davidalexander3320
      @davidalexander3320 4 года назад +1

      @@OirichEntertainment yeah like margaret said. The men in black pitch meeting at the 4 18 minute mark. Pretty much this exact joke.

  • @dukewinfield4741
    @dukewinfield4741 3 года назад +11

    I absolutely love how he slid in, "fake chests are tight!"

  • @katecosette
    @katecosette 3 года назад +5

    I was afraid to watch this for the longest time cause I loved this movie and didn’t want to see it trash talked, but Ryan handled this so well! I loved this one! ❤️😂

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 4 года назад +140

    "Parents have no business being alive in an animated movie."
    Brutal and true

    • @z0mb055
      @z0mb055 4 года назад +6

      Me thinks hes forgetting the Incredibles....

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 4 года назад

      Even animated series can't escape this

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад +1

      In any movie where the parents aren’t the main character(s). So no, The Incredibles don’t count.

  • @DogPerson626
    @DogPerson626 4 года назад +1016

    “Pixar runs on tears.”
    “Yeah”
    “WE RUN ON TEARS!”
    Edit: I deleted to thanks for the likes stuff because I feel annoyed when I read that so I don’t want other people to be annoyed by my comment.

  • @ButtrNut32
    @ButtrNut32 4 года назад +248

    This movies plot seemed super easy, barley an inconvenience.

  • @manolom1669
    @manolom1669 4 года назад

    From a man that has lost a brother a father friend and many family members, this movie broke me down in tears....

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness 14 дней назад

    This movie was actually quite touching. It's a nice message, that the father's qualities live on through the older son.

  • @TheFishCream
    @TheFishCream 4 года назад +433

    "She actually has a boyfriend that is a centaur."
    "He's a centaur and she's like a human-sized elf?"
    "That's right."
    "... so I have some questions."
    "Oh, please don't ask them."

    • @FolgoreCZ
      @FolgoreCZ 4 года назад +54

      Yes, those indeed are words from the video. Good job.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 года назад +26

      I have some sinful mental images right now

    • @UBONME
      @UBONME 4 года назад +15

      You quoted a part from the video. Congrats.

    • @pitui1987
      @pitui1987 4 года назад +11

      It is funny that some people are all up in arms about a cop mentioning her girlfriend, but have no problems with the pseudo-bestiality of that relationship (that even features a smooch).

    • @deamonmindgaming2054
      @deamonmindgaming2054 4 года назад +3

      @ as it should be in most fantasy settings humans must be on top of everything....everything

  • @sirunbekannt5653
    @sirunbekannt5653 4 года назад +461

    Can you do a pitch for
    Kingsman: The Secret Service
    Se7en
    V for Vendetta
    Memento
    Terminator 2
    Monsters Inc.
    A quiet Place
    300
    Pulp Fiction
    Kick-Ass
    Saw
    Megamind
    The Collector
    The Godfather
    Batman (Tim Burton)
    Despicable Me
    Forrest Gump
    Titanic

    • @leroylowe5921
      @leroylowe5921 4 года назад +13

      @Bent Wolf // Could you be more specific?

    • @blaketothe9s
      @blaketothe9s 4 года назад +5

      Bent Wolf maybe add Planet of the Apes

    • @njay4399
      @njay4399 4 года назад +4

      Already did Titanic

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 года назад

      I can see despicable me being one

    • @hermask815
      @hermask815 4 года назад

      Bent Wolf fair enough

  • @kerronedwards4677
    @kerronedwards4677 4 года назад +23

    I haven't watch the movie yet but can't look away from a pitch meeting videos I think I'm addicted 😔

    • @ncrawford5673
      @ncrawford5673 4 года назад +2

      Same here

    • @Bradyboy26
      @Bradyboy26 4 года назад +2

      No need to be sad being being addicted to pitch meeting is tight

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991
    @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 4 года назад +32

    Honestly it’s sad to see this movie on rent/buy. It’s super underrated and I think it deserves way more love. It’s in my top 10 Pixar movies, and considering that I’ve seen all of them, it’s high praise on my end.

    • @edoboleyn
      @edoboleyn 11 месяцев назад

      Same! It made me cry and it was certainly superior to projects like “Soul” or “Wish.”

  • @ejy_mylife021
    @ejy_mylife021 3 года назад +5

    I love how in EVERY video it seems he ends up saying "actually it's going tie be very easy, barely an inconvenience"

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 3 года назад

      In the wonder woman one he didnt say it at all, until the very end, it was funny.

  • @cantthinkofaname5046
    @cantthinkofaname5046 4 года назад +364

    Pixar: hey lets make a good movie
    Disney: *what* no-

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 4 года назад +20

      Pixar; makes no money though.
      Disney: Phfew, crisis averted.

    • @88Fallon
      @88Fallon 4 года назад +4

      Pixar: Okay. we will make Onward instead.

    • @thedeepfriar745
      @thedeepfriar745 4 года назад +6

      The last like 6 Pixar films has made over a billion dollars

    • @thedeepfriar745
      @thedeepfriar745 4 года назад

      The last like 6 Pixar films has made over a billion dollars

    • @derp-7274
      @derp-7274 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @AdamNigelDark
    @AdamNigelDark 4 года назад +61

    Producer guy: Fake chests are TIGHT!
    Me: Yes, sir, they are!

  • @D1snerd
    @D1snerd 4 года назад +73

    Disney: We better snatch him up fast before another animated movie takes him for that kind of role
    Blue Sky Studios: casts Tom Holland in animated movie
    Disney: oh, better buy that real quick

    • @tompraeger
      @tompraeger 4 года назад +5

      They do own Blue Sky Studios. It’s a subsidiary of 20th Century Fox Animation.

    • @D1snerd
      @D1snerd 4 года назад +6

      @@tompraeger ...yes, I know. That was the joke

    • @tompraeger
      @tompraeger 4 года назад +1

      Nicole oh... sorry nevermind

    • @D1snerd
      @D1snerd 4 года назад +1

      @@tompraeger lol it's ok

    • @avinashtyagi2
      @avinashtyagi2 3 года назад +1

      And it's gone

  • @KristaKangas
    @KristaKangas 4 года назад +39

    "Onward." A more Disney-friendly version of Fullmetal Alchemist.

  • @nawaf1444
    @nawaf1444 4 года назад

    I was legit gonna cry watching this movie, that relationship between Barley and Ian actually resembles my relationship with my big bro a lot.
    Made me realise how close we are and made me realise how much I love him.❤️❤️❤️

  • @gamernerd4523
    @gamernerd4523 4 года назад +144

    Please do these pitch meetings
    Dark crystal
    Diary of a wimpy kid movies
    Jumanji the next level
    The other two Lego movies ( batman and ninjago movies)
    Angry birds movies

    • @Infrared-nyne
      @Infrared-nyne 4 года назад +5

      Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance is one of the best shows I've seen in my entire life.

    • @dirtydan9904
      @dirtydan9904 4 года назад +1

      Pichu He’s not talking about the show

    • @garrettbrunner8425
      @garrettbrunner8425 4 года назад +2

      Besides Lego Batman and jumanji, none of those choices you have were great movies at all,

    • @phil7144
      @phil7144 4 года назад +2

      @@garrettbrunner8425 the majority of the "pitch meetings" are for not so great films

    • @microwavedchicken4274
      @microwavedchicken4274 4 года назад

      @@garrettbrunner8425 and you think the lego batman movie is good?

  • @FatThor55
    @FatThor55 4 года назад +66

    Me: *So u have a new episode of Pitch Meetings?*
    Screen Rant: *Yes sir i do!*
    Oh god i missed that..

  • @kiashangovender5221
    @kiashangovender5221 4 года назад +123

    How about a pitch meeting on the "Pirates of the caribbean" franchise, or if they announce a new movie, that'll be a good time to make a video

  • @ilyalehrman9280
    @ilyalehrman9280 4 года назад +3

    ok after binging like your whole channel I have decided what I need you to do are 3 movies
    1. Bambi
    2. Last action hero
    3. mulholland drive
    I understand you have a lot of requests but man would it make me happy to see you do 1 or all of these 3. Thank you for your work you a hilarious, keep it up.

  • @Tutankamion196
    @Tutankamion196 4 года назад +7

    Haven't watched the movie due to the virus closing every cinema in the city
    This is such a touching movie...

  • @robertbisbal6252
    @robertbisbal6252 4 года назад +15

    "So I was thinking..."
    "Nice"...LOL

  • @YodaSmokes
    @YodaSmokes 4 года назад +108

    Time for screen rant to get 250x their normal viewership

  • @14bis42
    @14bis42 4 года назад +57

    When I first saw the trailer for this movie I thought I had no interest on seeing it .
    After watching this pitch meeting video I am totally sure I will not see it , not even for free .
    thank you guys . :)

    • @markborishnikoff5485
      @markborishnikoff5485 4 года назад +5

      My feelings exactly.

    • @moved2bitchute779
      @moved2bitchute779 4 года назад

      Concur

    • @doofus0123
      @doofus0123 4 года назад +4

      Watching a Pitch Meeting that makes us decide not to see the movie is TIGHT.

    • @UnknownTwig
      @UnknownTwig 4 года назад +9

      The movie is actually pretty good guys

    • @WolfWiz99
      @WolfWiz99 4 года назад +8

      The movie's phenomenal. Sure, the magic logic is flawed, but it's an animated family movie about two brothers growing up without a dad. It's sad and speaks to a demographic of viewers that haven't seen much representation before.

  • @eliasharris9349
    @eliasharris9349 3 года назад

    'So I was thinking' 'Nice'. One of the best lines I've ever heard.

  • @jacrispy2186
    @jacrispy2186 4 года назад +13

    Disney makes any character: "And their parents are dead...."

  • @hermask815
    @hermask815 4 года назад +47

    There’s one thing these pitch meetings surely don’t need: cowbells.

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 года назад +2

      I have no so many questions, and yet I have none

    • @beansdad70
      @beansdad70 4 года назад +2

      I’ve got a fevah...

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 4 года назад +1

      Cesor:I got you man

    • @Herofromthesky
      @Herofromthesky 4 года назад +3

      beansdad70 and the only prescription is more cowbell

  • @JETX946
    @JETX946 4 года назад +177

    So, for the pixies, in the movie they address that their ancestors were “lazy” and stopped flying so they all had given it up. Also, Barley tells Ian that to do magic you have to have the gift, which isn’t universal.

    • @rxg9er
      @rxg9er 4 года назад +25

      yeah but flying can't be more work than climbing on each other to reach tall obstacles

    • @jakubmike5657
      @jakubmike5657 4 года назад +43

      flying is very useful.
      So is magic btw. It takes our hero one day to learn magic at a very advanced level and yet people thought it was too much of a hassle to learn? This entire world building reads like a first draft. It could make sense if it took 5 years to even reach the level of lighting a candle, but training hard for ONE day and be able to hurl lightning, catch heavy objects with magic and literally walk on nothing? Technology would never develop in a place where it takes a week to achieve arch-mage status.

    • @joaovitorfarinabraga690
      @joaovitorfarinabraga690 4 года назад +10

      I don’t think it’s a magical thing, it’s more like a biological thing, they already have wings on and it’s not like their wings are atrophying because they are lazy by weaker or smaller they look normal to me

    • @chickenlegsTV
      @chickenlegsTV 4 года назад +1

      Ugh... one of those people

    • @twostep919
      @twostep919 4 года назад +2

      That settles it, this isn't a terrible story idea!

  • @herosam1390
    @herosam1390 4 года назад +36

    Every Pitch Meeting catchphrase
    -So, you have a movie for me?
    Yes, sir. I do!
    -Super easy, barley an inconvenience
    -TIGHT!
    -Yeah, yeah, yeah
    -Wow, wow, wow, wow
    -Whoops
    Whoopsie!
    -Why?
    Because/I don’t know
    Fair enough!/That works
    -Oh my God!
    -I need you to get ALL the way off my back
    Oh, let me get off of that thing

    • @jasonseipler2665
      @jasonseipler2665 4 года назад

      Um, yeah. So?

    • @rxg9er
      @rxg9er 4 года назад +1

      you have seen the pitch meeting pitch meeting, yes?

    • @cyberdinedog2097
      @cyberdinedog2097 4 года назад +3

      Reading this was super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 4 года назад +2

      Also when Screenwriter says something crazy, and Producer goes “oh my god”

    • @90sNostalgiaNerd
      @90sNostalgiaNerd 4 года назад

      Well OK then.

  • @alberteinstein3612
    @alberteinstein3612 3 года назад +1

    Why are these Pitch Meetings so perfect

  • @darkpaw1522
    @darkpaw1522 4 года назад +1

    "Pixar runs on tears".
    I'm not going to lie I ugly cried at the end of this movie.

  • @SourceACHV
    @SourceACHV 4 года назад +4

    Absolutely love this movie. One of my new favorites from Pixar

  • @Maria.Mirabella
    @Maria.Mirabella 4 года назад +14

    I have to admit 4:50 made me stop breathing for a moment. It also took some seconds for me to get back to reality. XD

  • @sharang26
    @sharang26 4 года назад +84

    "Quoted lines from the video"

    • @darwenlister1639
      @darwenlister1639 4 года назад +8

      Oh, quoting lines from the video is tight!

    • @levioneal4826
      @levioneal4826 4 года назад +3

      "expecting to get thousands of likes from using an unoriginal comment format"

    • @Tuncapoo
      @Tuncapoo 4 года назад +3

      @@levioneal4826 expecting to get thousands of likes from using an unoriginal comment format is tight!

    • @gavink.9539
      @gavink.9539 4 года назад +1

      Tuncs Alive369 yeah it’s super easy, barley an inconvenience!

  • @83gemm
    @83gemm 3 года назад +6

    “I guess she was right on the edge.”
    She works in a restaurant, so…. Yeah. Lol.

  • @piperslice
    @piperslice 4 года назад +8

    These literally never ever fail to disappoint 🥰

    • @Jthanson88
      @Jthanson88 Год назад

      That means they disappoint every time 😂

  • @aden110
    @aden110 4 года назад +20

    John wick: he only survived because so many people around him broke rules.

  • @omegaonion6504
    @omegaonion6504 4 года назад +47

    Me: Wow, these Pitch Meetings must be really tough to make!
    Screen Rant: Actually, super easy! Barely an inconvenience!

  • @ryanburks1314
    @ryanburks1314 4 года назад +95

    WE RUN ON TEARS. Needs to be on a t-shirt, stat.

    • @dennisanwander2363
      @dennisanwander2363 4 года назад +2

      I would buy that.

    • @deamonmindgaming2054
      @deamonmindgaming2054 4 года назад +3

      and disney will sell it to you for 40 bucks

    • @JP_Crimson
      @JP_Crimson 4 года назад

      Reginald Downs
      That a bit low for their standards

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 4 года назад

      @@JP_Crimson That's the Black Friday price. Regular price would be closer to $65.

  • @earth14rocco36
    @earth14rocco36 4 года назад +1

    The "we run on tears" part scared the ish outta me... like legit 💯🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @HerHollyness
    @HerHollyness 4 года назад +27

    “We run on tears.”
    9 months later, me watching Soul: 😐

  • @KompaVlog
    @KompaVlog 4 года назад +28

    Oh, filtering the things you say are tight is TIGHT!

  • @chyngyzkudaiarov4423
    @chyngyzkudaiarov4423 4 года назад +4

    I just realized that since I discovered pitch meetings in the beginning of 2019 I haven't watch a single movie before I watch a pitch meeting for it, no matter the spoilers

  • @Yasviele
    @Yasviele 4 года назад +59

    2 brother tried to revive their mom- ah I mean, their dad and it failed, so now they have to travel to find a mystical stone to fix it? oh I have not heard that bef*FMA*ore

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 4 года назад +4

      Yea, this is sadly an insult to anime fans.
      It's taking that formula and make it into a kids Disney film and just name it something else

    • @SakuraTomoe56
      @SakuraTomoe56 4 года назад +11

      Yeah, but do you really want Disney to touch FMA? Really? Because I don't.

    • @rohithkumar8708
      @rohithkumar8708 4 года назад +6

      @@JordanWheeler1999 jeez, FMA is a classic for sure . it's one lf the best animes, but c'mon just seeing it as an insult for no reason. this is a kids movie , this is made for kids . but making it kid-friendly is an insult??? that doesn't have any logic behind. it's just a movie about brothers bond at a very basic level through and through. while fma deals with more adult themes while still being a teenage show . they know what they are. it would be an insult if it mocks the show any way butttt it clearly doesn't

    • @Muhsin-ox1vj
      @Muhsin-ox1vj 4 года назад +1

      Just let them copy or do whatever...
      Don't let them touch the holy land of Anime/manga...
      Hollywood should keep their paws of Anime /manga, that's all I have to ask...

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 4 года назад +4

      @@rohithkumar8708
      Disney has a bad track record when copying other studios work it is a massive insult when it comes to copying to something when they dont credit them for it.
      You probably dont care but i do.
      Disney doesnt care of what anybody thinks as long as they get the green green

  • @zacharydrenthe7879
    @zacharydrenthe7879 4 года назад

    I'm so thankful for these pitch meeting videos

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms 4 года назад +5

    "I have some questions...."
    "PLEASE don't ask them!"
    "Oh, okay, I'll keep them to myself."
    LMAO!

  • @FiveH0leSniper
    @FiveH0leSniper 4 года назад +8

    I love these so much.

  • @etienneforget6502
    @etienneforget6502 4 года назад +13

    "Friendship is Magic" 🌈
    Pitch Meeting
    My Little Pony 💖

    • @mikemagnus9447
      @mikemagnus9447 4 года назад +2

      So why didn't the super magical princesses stop the evil unicorn directly?
      There wouldn't be a movie, sir, AND we do need those toys from those bronies.
      Oh, nevermind, carry on.

    • @etienneforget6502
      @etienneforget6502 4 года назад +3

      @@mikemagnus9447 Thats super brony ,
      barely an incovenience 😄

  • @shark6228
    @shark6228 4 года назад +60

    The mom got a centaur boyfriend hmm. Guess she wanted to really ride a stallion

  • @muimotion
    @muimotion 4 года назад +11

    "it's not an animated movie without something that isn't a dog acting like a dog"
    SOOOOOO TRUUUUUUE!!!
    And also it's mandatory to have a dance off toward the end of the movie

  • @ChrisLeonard0
    @ChrisLeonard0 4 года назад

    I gotta say, i discovered this series today and I love the "barely an inconvenience" peppering.