“He’s a centaur and she’s like a human sized elf?” “That’s right.” “I have some questions...” “Not to worry, I brought some drawings to kind of explain how that would work.” “Oh these are VERY not meant for children.”
"Yes, of course sir, it was are intended for parents when they get stuck watching our movies. They'll come for their kid but they'll stay for the wonder." 😁👐🌈 "Wonder at what, there's a little bit too much graphic detail in these illustrations. Is that a dog dil...."😨🤢 "Aham, these sketchs are for your eyes only, and I agree not everyone see the logistics. But we can keep people occupied with the mystery of semi-fantastical **:#$%=$) :() . Finally, yes sir, that dog dildo, a dragon are dogs in this one so the reverse is also true. We have to have consistency this time because kids and parents are even more hyper critical of Media and mistakes. Sure something can be offensive but no one like inconsistencies in the movies. " 🙄😏
"it's not an animated movie without something that isn't a dog acting like a dog" "Parents have no business being alive in animated movies" I love Pitch Meetings so much
A little late to the party but I just saw the movie. The ending was bittersweet and unexpected, but I think in a good way. Barley needed the closure he never got with their father while he was alive. And it shows maturity on Ian’s part to let his brother have that moment, even if Ian himself never got to really meet his dad like he wanted.
@@orcmama8 for me toy story 4 just made me mad. Like a poorly written fanfic especially with Buzz's inner voice, and Woody's character arc doing a complete 180
Pitch meeting for Monty Python and the Holy Grail “So, you have a movie for me” “Yes, sir. I do!” “Amazing, so how much money is this thing gonna cost?” “Enough to get us through half the movie” “Oh, money is TIGHT!”
So how are you are going to do the other half of the movie?? Sir, I need you to get way off of my back. Getting off your back is *tight.* *God: Get on with it!!* Both: OOPSIE!!
I get basically all my exposure to movies through Pitch Meetings these days. And How It Should Have Ended, plus Honest Trailers. I am richer, happier, and have more free time because of that habit. =)
Well the parents are more the main characters then the kids and its the main characters parents who aren't allowed to be alive and we don't know is the grandparents are alive
If you look really close, you can see the joy, happiness, and all around life leaving Ryan’s eyes every time he has to say his catch phrase “super easy, barely an inconvenience.” SR is literally pointing a gun at him behind the camera making sure he says it in every pitch meeting.
Actually It’s super easy and barely an inconvenience! All it takes is some positioning between the partners. Here, let me introduce you to my anime friends who Can shed some light on the matter...
Soo... Chris pratt's parent dies when he's just a little boy, he's too afraid to face it, runs off and gets enveloped in another reality, but comes to accept this loss by the end of the movie? Sounds familiar.
Actually, based on DnD lore he is more of a Sorcerer than a Wizard. Wizard master magic by study whereas a sorcerer inherits magic from bloodline, having been blessed/cursed by a magical being, or having a dragon daddy.
The movie producer gaining some degree of self awareness about what sort of things he says are “tight” is both *TIGHT* and super easy barely an inconvenience.
"So, what do you think?" "Well, this is a Pixar movie, so it's going to make *bank* no matter what nonsense we fling onscreen!" "Yes sir! Nothing short of a biblical plague will cut into this studio's bottom line!" (Music sting over "Something-something Coronavirus, something-something theater droop)
4:28 "See he had a checklist of things that he wanted to do with his dad, and then he realizes that Barely actually checked all of those boxes off by being his brother!" Oh my gosh that's actually so sweet! I might actually go to see this movie now that I know--- 4:50 *WE RUN ON TEARS.* aaaaaaaaaaaand it's back to therapy
As a older brother whose younger brother never got my enjoyment of fantasy, a father who loves my son above all else, and a son who lost his father a couple of years ago, this film hit me a few times. It has it's weak moments, but it definitely had an emotional impact for me.
Oh god, I cried so much. It was much better than TS4, imo. I'm so sad that it didn't get the run time and love it deserved. I hope Disney+ is helping it a little.
Why didn’t the brothers let the spell expire before using the new Phoenix Stone again? They would have had done a new spell with a full 24 hour time limit. I guess it would be explained if the spell could only be done once per resurrected person. I’m not sure I explicitly heard that though.
I was afraid to watch this for the longest time cause I loved this movie and didn’t want to see it trash talked, but Ryan handled this so well! I loved this one! ❤️😂
Can you do a pitch for Kingsman: The Secret Service Se7en V for Vendetta Memento Terminator 2 Monsters Inc. A quiet Place 300 Pulp Fiction Kick-Ass Saw Megamind The Collector The Godfather Batman (Tim Burton) Despicable Me Forrest Gump Titanic
"She actually has a boyfriend that is a centaur." "He's a centaur and she's like a human-sized elf?" "That's right." "... so I have some questions." "Oh, please don't ask them."
It is funny that some people are all up in arms about a cop mentioning her girlfriend, but have no problems with the pseudo-bestiality of that relationship (that even features a smooch).
Please do these pitch meetings Dark crystal Diary of a wimpy kid movies Jumanji the next level The other two Lego movies ( batman and ninjago movies) Angry birds movies
ok after binging like your whole channel I have decided what I need you to do are 3 movies 1. Bambi 2. Last action hero 3. mulholland drive I understand you have a lot of requests but man would it make me happy to see you do 1 or all of these 3. Thank you for your work you a hilarious, keep it up.
Disney: We better snatch him up fast before another animated movie takes him for that kind of role Blue Sky Studios: casts Tom Holland in animated movie Disney: oh, better buy that real quick
When I first saw the trailer for this movie I thought I had no interest on seeing it . After watching this pitch meeting video I am totally sure I will not see it , not even for free . thank you guys . :)
The movie's phenomenal. Sure, the magic logic is flawed, but it's an animated family movie about two brothers growing up without a dad. It's sad and speaks to a demographic of viewers that haven't seen much representation before.
“Pixar runs on tears.” “Yeah” “WE RUN ON TEARS!” Edit: I deleted to thanks for the likes stuff because I feel annoyed when I read that so I don’t want other people to be annoyed by my comment.
So, for the pixies, in the movie they address that their ancestors were “lazy” and stopped flying so they all had given it up. Also, Barley tells Ian that to do magic you have to have the gift, which isn’t universal.
flying is very useful. So is magic btw. It takes our hero one day to learn magic at a very advanced level and yet people thought it was too much of a hassle to learn? This entire world building reads like a first draft. It could make sense if it took 5 years to even reach the level of lighting a candle, but training hard for ONE day and be able to hurl lightning, catch heavy objects with magic and literally walk on nothing? Technology would never develop in a place where it takes a week to achieve arch-mage status.
I don’t think it’s a magical thing, it’s more like a biological thing, they already have wings on and it’s not like their wings are atrophying because they are lazy by weaker or smaller they look normal to me
Honestly it’s sad to see this movie on rent/buy. It’s super underrated and I think it deserves way more love. It’s in my top 10 Pixar movies, and considering that I’ve seen all of them, it’s high praise on my end.
I love it how he said “have you seen weekend at burnsies?” Because I just saw that episode of the Simpsons. For those who haven’t seen it it’s when Smithers and homer drown burns by accident but burns needs to do a speech so the get the body and use him like a puppet for the speech
2 brother tried to revive their mom- ah I mean, their dad and it failed, so now they have to travel to find a mystical stone to fix it? oh I have not heard that bef*FMA*ore
@@JordanWheeler1999 jeez, FMA is a classic for sure . it's one lf the best animes, but c'mon just seeing it as an insult for no reason. this is a kids movie , this is made for kids . but making it kid-friendly is an insult??? that doesn't have any logic behind. it's just a movie about brothers bond at a very basic level through and through. while fma deals with more adult themes while still being a teenage show . they know what they are. it would be an insult if it mocks the show any way butttt it clearly doesn't
Just let them copy or do whatever... Don't let them touch the holy land of Anime/manga... Hollywood should keep their paws of Anime /manga, that's all I have to ask...
@@rohithkumar8708 Disney has a bad track record when copying other studios work it is a massive insult when it comes to copying to something when they dont credit them for it. You probably dont care but i do. Disney doesnt care of what anybody thinks as long as they get the green green
Every Pitch Meeting catchphrase -So, you have a movie for me? Yes, sir. I do! -Super easy, barley an inconvenience -TIGHT! -Yeah, yeah, yeah -Wow, wow, wow, wow -Whoops Whoopsie! -Why? Because/I don’t know Fair enough!/That works -Oh my God! -I need you to get ALL the way off my back Oh, let me get off of that thing
“I guess that manticore lady was right on the edge...”
Have you met a person in customer service like....EVER? 🤷🏽♂️
Yeah and Pixar nailed it, with every customer being rude to her... so yeah on the edge is right.
@@leovk5779 As someone in the customer service business, I wish I was that manticore
Period
@@leovk5779 not every customer was rude to her
My sister, she seems so sweet, but I am terrified of her.
"Parents have no business being alive in animated movies."
*Disney at its finest*
No halfway decent parent would let their kid go off on an adventure. Killing off parents avoids having kids lie to their parents.
Doesn't Disney only kill off mothers (because apparently it's a crime to give birth in Disney movies)?
@Mickey Mouse I'm aware. I was joking.
@Mickey Mouse Hi Mickey. I love your land and your world.
@Mickey Mouse Hail Mickey!
"You can't fly a plane through rush-hour traffic!"
Not with that attitude you can't.
You can, however, ride a motorcycle through rush hour traffic. The pixies have the right idea.
Don't you mean altitude? :D
*Ba-dum-tss
Grimbeard “it’s not possible”
I mean anything’s possible if you don’t give a frick.
It happened back in 2001.
People: “You can’t just make the same jokes every episode and expect people to laugh!”
Pitch Meetings:
It's the Phineas and Ferb comedy style
@@Silas_MN Phinias and Ferb are TIGHT!
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
dino cubing Oh my..
Making the same joke every episode is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
“He’s a centaur and she’s like a human sized elf?”
“That’s right.”
“I have some questions...”
“Not to worry, I brought some drawings to kind of explain how that would work.”
“Oh these are VERY not meant for children.”
"Yes, of course sir, it was are intended for parents when they get stuck watching our movies. They'll come for their kid but they'll stay for the wonder." 😁👐🌈
"Wonder at what, there's a little bit too much graphic detail in these illustrations. Is that a dog dil...."😨🤢
"Aham, these sketchs are for your eyes only, and I agree not everyone see the logistics. But we can keep people occupied with the mystery of semi-fantastical **:#$%=$) :() . Finally, yes sir, that dog dildo, a dragon are dogs in this one so the reverse is also true. We have to have consistency this time because kids and parents are even more hyper critical of Media and mistakes. Sure something can be offensive but no one like inconsistencies in the movies. " 🙄😏
"Oh, Should I burn them?"
@@oneperson891 you probably should.
I've been on the internet long enough, I think I know how it goes
Well..... while we are on the topic a Chihuahua and an English Mastiff are genetically compatible........
"it's not an animated movie without something that isn't a dog acting like a dog"
"Parents have no business being alive in animated movies"
I love Pitch Meetings so much
Pixar RUNS ON TEARS
@@ZArocket someone beat me to it
"If this is a road trip movie then I'm gonna assume they encounter bikers of some kind?"
1k like
Pitch Meetings are tight
That definitely got my tears. Pixar has like a formula for it as this point
@Layla Forrest I felt it was unexpected and bittersweet
A little late to the party but I just saw the movie. The ending was bittersweet and unexpected, but I think in a good way. Barley needed the closure he never got with their father while he was alive. And it shows maturity on Ian’s part to let his brother have that moment, even if Ian himself never got to really meet his dad like he wanted.
@@VarynDEE33t Yah, it was really well done
I thought it was fitting...also ya Pixar is good at making ppl sad,like toy story 4,
@@orcmama8 for me toy story 4 just made me mad. Like a poorly written fanfic especially with Buzz's inner voice, and Woody's character arc doing a complete 180
Pitch meeting for Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“So, you have a movie for me”
“Yes, sir. I do!”
“Amazing, so how much money is this thing gonna cost?”
“Enough to get us through half the movie”
“Oh, money is TIGHT!”
So how are you are going to do the other half of the movie??
Sir, I need you to get way off of my back.
Getting off your back is *tight.*
*God: Get on with it!!*
Both: OOPSIE!!
I requested *Monty Python & the Holy Grail* last spring. Guess *IT'S NOT super easy. Barely an inconvenience.*
That pitch meeting would be quite something to swallow.
But I wonder: European or African swallow?
Money WAS Tight!
@@HagenvonEitzen - Depends where the coconut came from.
"We run on tears." I was literally scared.
i liked it:D
It's true though.
you were actually scared?
Same, it was spooky
Yeeeah, this was not the pitch meeting to watch as I got ready to sleep, it turned out 😂
“Glenn Close” 😂
Oh hi verified man with only 65 likes whose comment was posted 7 months ago
who's that?
Wait that's is my name
That joke was tight
Dungeons and Daddies lol
Another surprise line in the pitch...
Director::: "So I was thinking..."
Executive::: "Nice"
He's not a director, btw, he's a writer. Just an FYI hehe
Surpirice for you this is a very old joke
@@NexadonWoa tough crowd...
@@kanyewest9591 he's literally correcting you as a by-the-way point
I didn’t see the movie yet but I clicked
Because it’s a pitch meeting
I get basically all my exposure to movies through Pitch Meetings these days. And How It Should Have Ended, plus Honest Trailers. I am richer, happier, and have more free time because of that habit. =)
Same here
@@jimluebke3869 richer...
Can i grab your money then?
Jim Luebke And virus free.
Same
“So Ryan i Imagine it’s hard carrying a whole channel on your back”
“Actually it’s super easy, barely and inconvenience”
Oh Really?
Is the new "get wayyyyy off my back about this" catchphrase a message to screenrant?!
Rafi Kazi he’s been doing that for a while it’s not really new but he is carrying tf outta this channel
I would like this comment but there’s 420 likes
@@loganpaxton56 I was 'like' 421, just to make your 420 wrong.
"i have so many questions."
"please don't ask them"
lmao
“Parents have no business being alive in animated movies”
The incredibles: am i a joke to you!?
Part three, they die
Ah, but have you ever seen Bob or Helen’s parents?
Well the parents are more the main characters then the kids and its the main characters parents who aren't allowed to be alive and we don't know is the grandparents are alive
@@Hoshimaru57 Not relevant. Also, Bob and Helen are adults when we first meet them. Their parents are immaterial.
Maybe nor the first one, but in Incredibles 2, Winston and Evelyn's parents were killed by burglars
1:34
"I have some questions"
"Oh please don't ask them"
Dude, whoever writes these scripts is a comedic genius
The guy who does the pitch meeting writes them
Yeah Ryan gets all the credit
The r34 will answer these burning sticky drippy questions.
@@njay4399 did screenrant admit this somewhere?? Point it to me please!
Which one of these two guys?
If you look really close, you can see the joy, happiness, and all around life leaving Ryan’s eyes every time he has to say his catch phrase “super easy, barely an inconvenience.” SR is literally pointing a gun at him behind the camera making sure he says it in every pitch meeting.
Oh?
Oopsie!
*Super Hard, Definitely An Inconvenience*
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
Making things sad is tight!
Missed opportunity to say, "Super easy, Barley's an inconvenience".
Woopsie!
@@hermask815 yea, yea, yea...
Oh really?!
WOW WOW WOW WOW...WOW
Oh missed opportunities are tight.
Usually pitch meetings make movies that are bad look worse, but honestly this doesn't make Onward look bad
Not really, I mean they don't typically do bad movies like the Iron Man, Sonic, The Avengers, etc.
@@Yougotcaged102 Well I don't know, most of the movies they do have a lot of haters
This is not a bad movie. It is a Pixar B-movie, which are still pretty good (nemo 2, cars 3, etc)
@@leovk5779 Yeah, It's my least favorite pixar movie but it still isn't bad.
@Charlie Vetsworth true
“Pixar runs on tears” - they got a river from me when I saw that scene they described.
Exec: So he's a centaur and she's a human sized elf . . .
Writer: Yeah.
Exec: I have some questions.
Writer: Please don't ask them.
Anime fans- allow us to introduce ourselves.
Actually It’s super easy and barely an inconvenience! All it takes is some positioning between the partners. Here, let me introduce you to my anime friends who
Can shed some light on the matter...
dustinb42 lol
Cyber Cynic yeah I’m not pressing read more
What do ya know! Another DustinB
Soo... Chris pratt's parent dies when he's just a little boy, he's too afraid to face it, runs off and gets enveloped in another reality, but comes to accept this loss by the end of the movie? Sounds familiar.
Phil Yeah isn’t that what happened in parks and rec for him?
@@cartercraig7449 i see what u did there
Uh, is it Jurassic park?
@@BatziBoah no: aliens
@@phatmantv No man it's footloose, the greatest film in the whole universe!
Everybody - Give Ryan a raise
Screenrant - I need you to get all the way off my back...
I am going to stay on that thing.
Not giving Ryan thw channel is tight
@@logankrohn1472 Oh no no no you can't do that. This would be technically 2 people in 1 person! Please go off his back, Sir!
If they lose Ryan, they lose all their subscribers
@@lindarojas734 They definitely would. There would also be riots.
“It isn’t an animated movie without something that’s not a dog acting like a dog”
So true
Society: “You’re not crazy if you talk to yourself, you’re crazy if you answer back.”
Ryan: “Hold my RUclips algorithm.”
Nah, you can talk to yourself, that's fine. When you have to ask yourself to repeat what you said because you weren't listening, though...
“PIXAR RUNS ON TEARS”!!
-Pitch Meetings
Meh, that jokes been taken by other places long before he said that. You could say he went for a joke that was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@elementalcobalt1 not being able to say a joke because it's been said before is tight!
-Pixar
Just sort the comments by newest, whomever is at the bottom, "wins"(?)!! ☺
LagiNaLangAko23 uhh TOY STORY?!!!
“So I was thinking-“
“Nice!”😂
"Why start now and ruin a perfect record?"
"Oh my god." "Oh MY god. I need to start filtering some of the things I say are tight." Gotta admit, that was the best one of those in a while.
Two seconds later: Fake chests are tight.
Nuns are tight still remains undefeated
Ok
*My wife and I watching Onward and seeing the mom and stepdad*
My Wife: The internet’s going to ruin this, isn’t it
Me: Yup...
Ruin? I think you mean make it infinitely better
Your wife knows about rule 34 huh
Whoops
@@underdeepeer3458 Whoopsie
You should have said: Yeah yeah yeah
“Touching crotches are tight”
That killed me
“fake chests are TIGHT” 😂😂
Jay Rich yeah they are
Kardashians
I'm horrible
Missed opportunity:
- Joke about Smurfs.
The blue elfs live in Mushroom shaped houses.
“So, you have a movie for me?”
“Yes, sir, I do. So I was thinking...”
“Nice.”
“Thank you.”
You earned yourself a like right there.
666 likes perfect
Ok
“How come Ian is the only magical one?”
“I don’t know”
Why didn’t they explain that in the movie
They did though. Not everyone has the ability to do magic. Even in olden times not everyone was a wizard
TheRandopro Yeah but they didn’t explain why. Is it genetic? Is it luck?
Actually, based on DnD lore he is more of a Sorcerer than a Wizard. Wizard master magic by study whereas a sorcerer inherits magic from bloodline, having been blessed/cursed by a magical being, or having a dragon daddy.
In most fantasy universes magic is not for everyone, why should this movie in particular explain why?
The 25th Baam Because this movie is literally about magic
I absolutely love how he slid in, "fake chests are tight!"
"They're basically humans but blue with pointy ears"
Wait a minute...
are they tall Smurfs?
I was thinking Smurfs until he said elves, then I was like "oh okay"
Na’vi was what crossed my mind.
@@UddStudios Makes more sense, since Smurfs don't have pointy ears.
@@UddStudios ...yup
or short Navii.
Having a company that runs on tears is TIGHT
The movie producer gaining some degree of self awareness about what sort of things he says are “tight” is both *TIGHT* and super easy barely an inconvenience.
which doesn't really help him just a few seconds later :)
Hagen von Eitzen he’s doing his best! We may need to get ALL the way off his back
@@lucianosgonzalez3561 Oh yeah, let's just get off that thing
YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE THEY TRAVEL ALL OVER THE WORLD ONLY TO END UP ACROSS FROM THEIR HIGHSCHOOL
I'm a little sad Ryan missed that joke
"So, what do you think?"
"Well, this is a Pixar movie, so it's going to make *bank* no matter what nonsense we fling onscreen!"
"Yes sir! Nothing short of a biblical plague will cut into this studio's bottom line!"
(Music sting over "Something-something Coronavirus, something-something theater droop)
That would have been way better
@Charlie Vetsworth remember Cars 2?
4:28 "See he had a checklist of things that he wanted to do with his dad, and then he realizes that Barely actually checked all of those boxes off by being his brother!"
Oh my gosh that's actually so sweet! I might actually go to see this movie now that I know---
4:50 *WE RUN ON TEARS.*
aaaaaaaaaaaand it's back to therapy
Therapy is tight!
Do go see it though, it's a super sweet and touching movie about brotherly love !
@@naluzoniro and dealing with loss for members of a family. Everyone has their own response to grief. Really great message
It's seriously fantastic.
Sees Pitch Meeting
My brain: but I haven’t seen the movie yet...
My finger: clicks without doubt
I read this comment in this guy’s voice
The exact same
Alejandro Kaplan Same
but I HAVENT SEEN THIS MOUVEY Yet
😂😂😂. This is absolutely me.
@@raizereaper4697 *movie
As a older brother whose younger brother never got my enjoyment of fantasy, a father who loves my son above all else, and a son who lost his father a couple of years ago, this film hit me a few times. It has it's weak moments, but it definitely had an emotional impact for me.
"Movies about tracking down valuable stones are pretty popular right now" 😂 throwback to avengers infinity war and Endgame
And like a dozen movies immediately after it.
Raya and the last dragon did that too
yup we got it
"If this movie preforms well we can make all sorts of sequels, prequels, and spin-offs"
*Covoid-19 has entered the chat*
It takes studios > 50 years to decide on some of their sequels. They are that unoriginal.
This movies plot seemed super easy, barley an inconvenience.
Oh really
Barely, barley, nearly, gnarly.
You have a rye sense of humor
Ianconvience*
I'm not gonna lie I cried during Onward... This is how they get the tears
Disney is crying too cuz the movie is a flop.
Onward made me this close to shedding a tear. That's never happened before so I was impressed
I got a lump in my throat
I'm not usually super emotional about movies. This one wrecked me.
Oh god, I cried so much. It was much better than TS4, imo. I'm so sad that it didn't get the run time and love it deserved. I hope Disney+ is helping it a little.
1:34 "I have some questions." Loved that line
Why didn’t the brothers let the spell expire before using the new Phoenix Stone again? They would have had done a new spell with a full 24 hour time limit.
I guess it would be explained if the spell could only be done once per resurrected person. I’m not sure I explicitly heard that though.
“I guess she was right on the edge.”
She works in a restaurant, so…. Yeah. Lol.
"Parents have no business being alive in an animated movie."
Brutal and true
Me thinks hes forgetting the Incredibles....
Even animated series can't escape this
In any movie where the parents aren’t the main character(s). So no, The Incredibles don’t count.
Ryan is single handedly saving screen rant!
This man is genius!
I haven't watch the movie yet but can't look away from a pitch meeting videos I think I'm addicted 😔
Same here
No need to be sad being being addicted to pitch meeting is tight
I swear that when he says “I don’t know” he looks like he is about to cry.
3:08 I was expecting him to say barley an inconvenience
How about a pitch meeting on the "Pirates of the caribbean" franchise, or if they announce a new movie, that'll be a good time to make a video
I NEED MORE DAVY JONES!!
Producer guy: Fake chests are TIGHT!
Me: Yes, sir, they are!
Pixar: hey lets make a good movie
Disney: *what* no-
Pixar; makes no money though.
Disney: Phfew, crisis averted.
Pixar: Okay. we will make Onward instead.
The last like 6 Pixar films has made over a billion dollars
The last like 6 Pixar films has made over a billion dollars
Lol
I was afraid to watch this for the longest time cause I loved this movie and didn’t want to see it trash talked, but Ryan handled this so well! I loved this one! ❤️😂
I love how in EVERY video it seems he ends up saying "actually it's going tie be very easy, barely an inconvenience"
In the wonder woman one he didnt say it at all, until the very end, it was funny.
Can you do a pitch for
Kingsman: The Secret Service
Se7en
V for Vendetta
Memento
Terminator 2
Monsters Inc.
A quiet Place
300
Pulp Fiction
Kick-Ass
Saw
Megamind
The Collector
The Godfather
Batman (Tim Burton)
Despicable Me
Forrest Gump
Titanic
@Bent Wolf // Could you be more specific?
Bent Wolf maybe add Planet of the Apes
Already did Titanic
I can see despicable me being one
Bent Wolf fair enough
You really could’ve made a joke like “The Mom’s name is Laurel” “Oh her name’s Yanny, that’s cool”
Michael Richard I am a tired boomer
He already made that joke in another video too
@Michael Richard is a whiny 5 year old seeking attention
@@OirichEntertainment men in black pitch meeting
@@OirichEntertainment yeah like margaret said. The men in black pitch meeting at the 4 18 minute mark. Pretty much this exact joke.
"So I was thinking..."
"Nice"...LOL
"Onward." A more Disney-friendly version of Fullmetal Alchemist.
4:49 Pixar runs on tears. That's so true as long as they make good movies I am mostly fine with that
Me: *So u have a new episode of Pitch Meetings?*
Screen Rant: *Yes sir i do!*
Oh god i missed that..
"She actually has a boyfriend that is a centaur."
"He's a centaur and she's like a human-sized elf?"
"That's right."
"... so I have some questions."
"Oh, please don't ask them."
Yes, those indeed are words from the video. Good job.
I have some sinful mental images right now
You quoted a part from the video. Congrats.
It is funny that some people are all up in arms about a cop mentioning her girlfriend, but have no problems with the pseudo-bestiality of that relationship (that even features a smooch).
@ as it should be in most fantasy settings humans must be on top of everything....everything
Please do these pitch meetings
Dark crystal
Diary of a wimpy kid movies
Jumanji the next level
The other two Lego movies ( batman and ninjago movies)
Angry birds movies
Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance is one of the best shows I've seen in my entire life.
Pichu He’s not talking about the show
Besides Lego Batman and jumanji, none of those choices you have were great movies at all,
@@garrettbrunner8425 the majority of the "pitch meetings" are for not so great films
@@garrettbrunner8425 and you think the lego batman movie is good?
Haven't watched the movie due to the virus closing every cinema in the city
This is such a touching movie...
Yeah, touching crotches is TIGHT!
ok after binging like your whole channel I have decided what I need you to do are 3 movies
1. Bambi
2. Last action hero
3. mulholland drive
I understand you have a lot of requests but man would it make me happy to see you do 1 or all of these 3. Thank you for your work you a hilarious, keep it up.
I have to admit 4:50 made me stop breathing for a moment. It also took some seconds for me to get back to reality. XD
Disney: We better snatch him up fast before another animated movie takes him for that kind of role
Blue Sky Studios: casts Tom Holland in animated movie
Disney: oh, better buy that real quick
They do own Blue Sky Studios. It’s a subsidiary of 20th Century Fox Animation.
@@tompraeger ...yes, I know. That was the joke
Nicole oh... sorry nevermind
@@tompraeger lol it's ok
And it's gone
When I first saw the trailer for this movie I thought I had no interest on seeing it .
After watching this pitch meeting video I am totally sure I will not see it , not even for free .
thank you guys . :)
My feelings exactly.
Concur
Watching a Pitch Meeting that makes us decide not to see the movie is TIGHT.
The movie is actually pretty good guys
The movie's phenomenal. Sure, the magic logic is flawed, but it's an animated family movie about two brothers growing up without a dad. It's sad and speaks to a demographic of viewers that haven't seen much representation before.
"I have some questions...."
"PLEASE don't ask them!"
"Oh, okay, I'll keep them to myself."
LMAO!
“We run on tears.”
9 months later, me watching Soul: 😐
YYYUP! That movie was also top notch!
Soul was superb
Time for screen rant to get 250x their normal viewership
“Pixar runs on tears.”
“Yeah”
“WE RUN ON TEARS!”
Edit: I deleted to thanks for the likes stuff because I feel annoyed when I read that so I don’t want other people to be annoyed by my comment.
Doggoperson626 I found this comment exactly when he says this in the video😂
Satan pixar runs on tears 😂
They have really become Monsters Inc lol
"Oh my god."
I found this once he said it
So, for the pixies, in the movie they address that their ancestors were “lazy” and stopped flying so they all had given it up. Also, Barley tells Ian that to do magic you have to have the gift, which isn’t universal.
yeah but flying can't be more work than climbing on each other to reach tall obstacles
flying is very useful.
So is magic btw. It takes our hero one day to learn magic at a very advanced level and yet people thought it was too much of a hassle to learn? This entire world building reads like a first draft. It could make sense if it took 5 years to even reach the level of lighting a candle, but training hard for ONE day and be able to hurl lightning, catch heavy objects with magic and literally walk on nothing? Technology would never develop in a place where it takes a week to achieve arch-mage status.
I don’t think it’s a magical thing, it’s more like a biological thing, they already have wings on and it’s not like their wings are atrophying because they are lazy by weaker or smaller they look normal to me
Ugh... one of those people
That settles it, this isn't a terrible story idea!
Honestly it’s sad to see this movie on rent/buy. It’s super underrated and I think it deserves way more love. It’s in my top 10 Pixar movies, and considering that I’ve seen all of them, it’s high praise on my end.
Same! It made me cry and it was certainly superior to projects like “Soul” or “Wish.”
Disney makes any character: "And their parents are dead...."
The mom got a centaur boyfriend hmm. Guess she wanted to really ride a stallion
Bonafide... Stallion... 🎵
"Quoted lines from the video"
Oh, quoting lines from the video is tight!
"expecting to get thousands of likes from using an unoriginal comment format"
@@levioneal4826 expecting to get thousands of likes from using an unoriginal comment format is tight!
Tuncs Alive369 yeah it’s super easy, barley an inconvenience!
2:35 Tracking down valuable stones is very popular right now
😂🤣😭😄😂🤣😭😄
5:04 Who thinks his plans are always the best. I know...Charlie!
THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAANNN
I love it how he said “have you seen weekend at burnsies?” Because I just saw that episode of the Simpsons. For those who haven’t seen it it’s when Smithers and homer drown burns by accident but burns needs to do a speech so the get the body and use him like a puppet for the speech
2 brother tried to revive their mom- ah I mean, their dad and it failed, so now they have to travel to find a mystical stone to fix it? oh I have not heard that bef*FMA*ore
Yea, this is sadly an insult to anime fans.
It's taking that formula and make it into a kids Disney film and just name it something else
Yeah, but do you really want Disney to touch FMA? Really? Because I don't.
@@JordanWheeler1999 jeez, FMA is a classic for sure . it's one lf the best animes, but c'mon just seeing it as an insult for no reason. this is a kids movie , this is made for kids . but making it kid-friendly is an insult??? that doesn't have any logic behind. it's just a movie about brothers bond at a very basic level through and through. while fma deals with more adult themes while still being a teenage show . they know what they are. it would be an insult if it mocks the show any way butttt it clearly doesn't
Just let them copy or do whatever...
Don't let them touch the holy land of Anime/manga...
Hollywood should keep their paws of Anime /manga, that's all I have to ask...
@@rohithkumar8708
Disney has a bad track record when copying other studios work it is a massive insult when it comes to copying to something when they dont credit them for it.
You probably dont care but i do.
Disney doesnt care of what anybody thinks as long as they get the green green
Oh, filtering the things you say are tight is TIGHT!
Yeah yeah yeah
There’s one thing these pitch meetings surely don’t need: cowbells.
I have no so many questions, and yet I have none
I’ve got a fevah...
Cesor:I got you man
beansdad70 and the only prescription is more cowbell
Pitch dude is into some weird stuff but draws the line at imagining centaur on elf action.
I've started to say, "it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience," in sync.
WE RUN ON TEARS 4:50
MorePiePls ! That’s so unexpected and scary
Oh, my God.
Yeah they got their tears this time..
Me: Wow, these Pitch Meetings must be really tough to make!
Screen Rant: Actually, super easy! Barely an inconvenience!
I would love to see The Room pitch meeting. It would be bananas
4:50 breaks me every time 😂👌
1:44 Running is super hard, very inconvenient.
WE RUN ON TEARS. Needs to be on a t-shirt, stat.
I would buy that.
and disney will sell it to you for 40 bucks
Reginald Downs
That a bit low for their standards
@@JP_Crimson That's the Black Friday price. Regular price would be closer to $65.
John wick: he only survived because so many people around him broke rules.
Every Pitch Meeting catchphrase
-So, you have a movie for me?
Yes, sir. I do!
-Super easy, barley an inconvenience
-TIGHT!
-Yeah, yeah, yeah
-Wow, wow, wow, wow
-Whoops
Whoopsie!
-Why?
Because/I don’t know
Fair enough!/That works
-Oh my God!
-I need you to get ALL the way off my back
Oh, let me get off of that thing
Um, yeah. So?
you have seen the pitch meeting pitch meeting, yes?
Reading this was super easy barely an inconvenience
Also when Screenwriter says something crazy, and Producer goes “oh my god”
Well OK then.
The "we run on tears" part scared the ish outta me... like legit 💯🤦🏽♂️
'So I was thinking' 'Nice'. One of the best lines I've ever heard.