“Honey, where’s the old laptop?” “Oh... *you still needed that hunk o junk?”* “DID YOU PUT IT IN THE CRUSHER?” “I asked you if you needed it, you said no!” “Ugh.”
My kid is using my Google account and has been told to not comment on anything anymore. I know what would happen if you put your hand in there and it's not good. Sorry for any confusion
Puns: 0:19 This video in a nutshell. 0:48 I can't bear to watch. 1:01 Orange you glad it wasn't a banana? 1:14 Nothing grater than this! 1:26 I'm board of this already. 1:51 Let's give him a hand for this wonderful entertainment! 2:32 I don't even know what to call that. 3:02 Do you have a license for this? 3:42 You're not getting those back. 5:16 Seems like a stretch, man. 6:48 TURN DOWN THAT RACKET! 6:53 Seems like a waste of time to me. 7:04 Seems kinda phoned in, if you ask me. 7:15 That was the highlight of my day. 7:19 Not the brightest idea. 7:30 IPad this guy on the back. 7:47 What's the matter? You chicken? 8:48 Curtain-call. 16:07 Okay, I'm jelly.
Which one is the #1 on your list?
#59 2:18😘😘
Ummm 56
and 54
THANK YOU SIR.
Gummy bear
10:04 BRO! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME FROOM THE HEART!!!
edit:
Mother! i'm famous!!!
I thought that was his actual hand
@@2pitantheta I thought the foot was their hand
I got a HEART ATTACK
Sameeeeee
Omg ur right
When I saw the cigarettes go in the grinder I was like: that's where they belong 😌
Yup
PERFECT 👌
@The King .
.
I was thinking that ;-;
"Darling, where's the remote?"
"I put it in the shredder sweetie."
WHY DID YOU PUT IT IN THE SHREEDEr
I’m sorry forgive me for throwing it in shredder
Wut
Shreeder
5:46 man sacrificed his silver play button to make people satisfied
Is- is it real?... o_o
0:01
"Honey, where did the 100 bill?"
"Check the grinder"
"WHY YOU LITTLE- *gets flip flop*"
Lol
NO NOT THE FLIP FLOP 😭😂😜
@@jamiebuckner9014
Ndbfbxnxbxjxk
Jajajaja que te pasa
Por que Diginte lol
Wish i could do that to the “Coronavirus” in real life (edit: thank you guys for 1.5k likes!)
I think we all want to do that to covid
Nooo those cigs my mom could’ve smoke them 0:31
This is what I say when I don’t think this is a good comment shut your dumb self up
Me to
Same
Him: smashes air pods and does not care
Me: drops earphones off my bed and cries
Right dude I’m just sitting disappointed while he does it
SAME-😭
Why would you destroy your silver play button!!!!!!!!l!! 😭😭😭
(:* ruclips.net/video/rbLrXtBdZ_4/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/-0ci7fNzux8/видео.html
2:32 *Impossible*
Ikr
I don’t get it
@@kentliao1774 nokia its impossible to break the phone
It's gotta be fake
@@eternalmec3777 right!??!
*hits my elbow on a table*
My entire nervous system: 8:41
E
E
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUNNY JOKE
fggbgdkdkdiwvjr8tjht8dor9paphui l2ucjgkrktth mkfrgujffm ffgggfffu
@Maeryn DeWeerd EEEE
1:34 your wife: "Honey where is the TV remote?" You: "check the grinder"
lol
LOL
😂
TÜRKMÜSÜN ?
Copied!
Let’s appreciate who cleans the shredder
#30 Ball
#29 Pasta
#28 Choosing
#27 Nutella
#26
#25
#24
#23 Broom
#22 Frisbee
#21
#20
#19 Ball
#18 Jelly Coke
#17 Streess Balls
#16 Red
#15 Egg
#14 12 Pcs
#13 100 pcs Spiderman Fighting
#12 100 pcs Lighters
#11 Laptop
#10 Mega Sing Ball
#9 Porch
#8 Organization
#7
#6
#5 Orbeez Bottle
#4 Watermelon
#3 Matches
#2 Should Argue Farms
#1 Jelly
FACTS
2:35 when you step on a lego brick at 2 am
Edit: This is the most likes I have ever got thank you!
I get u step on a lego u wanna shred ur foot i step on Legos all the time
@@landenwilliams8633 Same I have legos evrywhere
I also want to shred my foot when I stub my toe
@@eisleyplaysit7903 I
No problem
H
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someone’s son: 4:42
Uh ok
Ooooooooo
O
......
I don’t get it😏😉
When your teacher says "this homework will not be graded" 3:38
0:24
@@u4ea952 wait that actually a good one
The tears in my eyes as i watched him shredding the silver play button...
1:42 ., lji n.k,8vy uvhji gubiibhuo8uvgf6guigugvigfiu😂
Nice!
6:53 when my alarm clock wakes me up
1:31
"Hey, where's the TV remote?"
"Um...."
"You shredded it didn't you?"
"Maybe.."
"Oh my lord"
Ur welcome
...
lol
Hahahaha
E
uMm U DoNt mAkEs sEnEs U bOoO bUt
Lets have a moment of silence for all the lost lives😔
Edit:Thank you all for 1k likes🕺....... Now back to silence😔
ruclips.net/video/-0ci7fNzux8/видео.html
I really don't want to click on that link
Idk why though
@@SUbAT0M1CC it's just rolls some shit with a car, not a rickroll
@@SUbAT0M1CC ឲ
ឲោ
ឥោកកកល ហហ ន ៗងងងងហើកមម ហ កកកឋ
3:37 my excuse when my teacher asks me about my homework
4:18 THAT’S how we end the coronavirus! That’s my channel! That’s my #1 on my list! Gojzer, you’re the best!
Umm what that’s not your vid
Just throw people who have it in the shredder
@@bakrobertjohnston4889 that’s not how you do it
@@bakrobertjohnston4889 NO 😨
@@shamseddinebensaid4636 Umm, I’m talking about Gojzer.
When you don't want to get up for school: 6:53
I just burn it
Lol
"Daddy where did my rainbow balls go?"
"Check the grinder"
dad where it's my iPad go?
@@princesseida8282 check the grinder
Daddy where did mommy go??
Check the grinder 😈
💚 Do you know me, I make great drawings😊 💚
@ yes they make my little sister watch you for art class
The amount of sadness in my eyes when they crushed the Nutella
I no smae
Fr
Same
9:02
"Enjoyable and Satisfying shredding moments"
First clip; A dollar wasted
👁👄👁
A hundred dollars*
IOO dollars
IOO dollars
A hundred tho!
@@graysonmann7503 joksgvdnnz
6:53 this is what you get for waking me up for school
ruclips.net/video/3SIOEmw4pZY/видео.html
don't worry I have fifty thousand more in my hundred drawers
6:54
Me when my alarm clock goes off in the morning
I wanna like the comment but it’s at 69 likes
@@lostfrozy5358 LMAOAOAOAOA
@@lostfrozy5358 JDHDHDHSJSJ
1231 152@2🏳️🌈🇦🇿👎🇦🇲🇦🇲🤩🥰❤❤
@@manukunyanarmen3322 no azerbaijan and armenia both cool, chill
the Michael Myers treatment ☠️
Kid:Hey daddy, remember those airpods you gave me for christmas? Dad: yes? Kid: I made some minor adjustments....
#32🤣🤣🤣
@Elijah Vee what
This is honestly scary how powerful this machine is 🤯
I know right
Yea
Imagine somebody accidentally put their hand in it
Ikr
@@orangie7215 Hand? What hand, there is only stump now. The machine has claimed the hand.
Him: Watching 100$ get shredded is satisfying
Everyone: *I beg your pardon?*
"Sir wheres your cash?"
“Someone stole it from me boss.”
“Yeah totally”
"How fricking rich is he????"
“my AirPods!!! nooo!!”
0:00 Cash
0:04 Candles
0:09 Saw
0:19 Walnuts
0:30 Cigarettes
0:35 Toilet Spray
0:42 Bicycle Helmet
0:49 Gummy Bear
0:57 Baseball
1:01 Orange
1:06 Whipped Cream
1:11 Rainbow Toy
1:15 Cheese Grater
1:19 Stretch Monster
1:27 Motherboard
1:34 TV Remote
1:40 Scapels
1:44 Rainbow Balls
1:51 Jelly Hand
1:58 Marzipan
2:04 Candies
2:08 Plastic Cups
2:13 Squishy Strawberry
2:16 Oil
2:24 Airpods
2:29 Scream Mask
2:32 Nokia Phones
2:36 Plastic Foot
2:42 Halloween Pumpkin
2:56 Decoration Skull
3:02 License Plates
3:09 Beer
3:15 Kinetic Sand
3:20 Coffee Capsules
3:27 Yellow Slime
3:38 Booklet
3:42 iPhone Back Covers
3:48 Box Bag
3:55 Duct Tape
3:59 Water Tank
4:11 Coconut
4:19 Coronavirus
4:38 Toothpaste
4:46 Floral Foam
4:51 Nail Bed
4:58 Cardboard
5:08 ChupaChups Lollipops
5:40 Toy Drum
5:46 Silver Play Button
5:58 Plasticine
6:04 Stretch Scooby
6:34 Skittles Milkshake
6:54 Alarm Clocks
7:15 Highlighters
7:20 Bulbs
7:26 Talcum Powder
7:46 Gummy Chickens
7:51 Tennis Ball
8:20 Wire Glass
8:41 Pasta
8:48 Curtain
9:24 Giant Ball
9:43 Broom
9:58 Frisbee
10:15 Billiard
10:26 Water Balloons
10:46 Stress
11:05 Red Slime
11:26 Spiderman Figures
13:27 Mega Slime Ball
13:36 Plexiglass
14:49 Orbeez Bottle
15:11 Watermelon
15:38 Matches
15:48 Armstrong
16:07 Jelly
Ppp
Llllllllllllllllllllllll
@@tocabocadinos7319 pp mo
Oh good golly you have a list of things to do shedding
@@georgecatling9799 yea
14:11 Thanos be like :Impossible
Lol
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
XD
The shredder is inevitable
@Combo Tiger yes!
my mind: what if I put my hand in there🧘🏼♀️
You are booked for shredder hand torture by monke and John Xina
Omg bruh same
That's how I think.
The doctor said it was adhd
1:51 This would happen.
Possibly
every teenager in a 2000’s movie when an alarm wakes them up: 6:54
Bro true
Un candado
So true
Your not wrong
i didn’t know I lived in a 2000’s movie 😂
6:53 what i do to my alarm clock when it goes off in the morning:
10:03 my heart literally skipped a beat
10:04
Whatever that is sad🦄😎🐬🍭🍩🍪🍬🎂🍰🍮🍯🍼🧁🥧🥛🍫🧁🥠🧁🍦🍪🥟🥦🥦🥬🥥🌶🥬🍒🍏🍉🍅🍅🥦🥔🍒🍒🥑🌽🥖🥯🥔🍞🥞🥯🥨🥨🥨🥖🥐🥐🍞🍞🍞🌰🧀🍖🍗🥩🥩🥓🥓🥓🥓🍔🍕🌭🥪🌮🌯🥙🥚🍳🥘🍲🥣🥗🍿🧂🥫🍱🍘🍙🍚🍛🍜🍝🍣🍤⛱
@@brandonlebert922 ew
@@alex.2819 shut up
Omg same +~+
NOOOOOOOO
I THOUGHT THE PLASTIC HAND WAS REALLL!!
WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME LIKE THAT?!
THE AIRPODS IS WHAT I CARE ABOUT
@@elevenstranger7921 SAME-
@@misa.2751 lol
Same lolllll
@@elevenstranger7921 they ain’t even the pros so it don’t matter
6:54 When you just got in bed at 3AM and that damn alarm goes off:
Edit: SQUAAAAK Thanks alot for 102 likes!
LMAOAOAO
Agree
@@felonylol Having money, I could not ask for some money to treat my grandfather
@@phuongnam3901 What-
F
6:58 when you tryna sleep and can't be bothered to turn it offffffffffff🤣
**exams are over**
Me : 3:38
Mom : i wonder where did all her books go?
XD
Lolll
😂
Me: Watches Coronavirus get destroyed
Also Me: Mmmmm good
Wish it would happen tho
I no I wish
Is the vaccine stupid or not it must a question so pls do not hate on me
ruclips.net/video/bs2MMffZWW4/видео.html
10:08 got me like faking hell😭
Eh lu indo yak
Ikr
OML same I was scared half to death
Put the video speed all the way down
lol same, I thought somebody just stuck their hand in 😂
This is a amazing video
The hands looked so real- I was anxious
No
Aye me too
うん
Mother Teresa
😘❤️
When they were crushing covid, I was like FINALLY ~ Edit: tysm for so many likes!it's the most I've ever gotten!
@Wintermoon_gacha same
When
The madlad did it! He destroyed Corona!
No, you weren't...
I wish we could just shred the coronavirus and the pandemic will stop
Thanos: it took me years to get the infinity gauntlet
Him: lets shread the infinity gauntlet and the stones yay
3:38 Me when I get homework on the holidays
2:12 That strawberry went down quickly.
Achat
ん❤❤😅きりらくぬ😢@@severinedelespinette4251
10:08 THEY ALMOST GOT ME DOWN!!!
سي
يقلل رسم،@#_:,¢€¥~=∆∆∆
Uoho
Gjkb
Asdfghjklqwertyuiozcvbnm!
"mommy, why is the neighbour doing weird things in his yard again?"
7:33 RIP IPAD 2010-2021
11:23 Rip Coca Cola
15:42 RIP MATCHES 2018-2021
@@isabelladeschampstallerico3819 RIP ME 2011-2021
11:26
Rip spiderman
1890-2021
it was so nice !
4:22 I wish we could throw the corona virus away that easy.
omg thanks for all the likes! It’s the most I’ve ever gotten!
Yes
But its 2021
@@jellydog2405 😭😭😭😭😟
Me too
Yes but it's 2010
4:18 I can't wait for this to age well.
It just spread, peices of it flew out of the grinder.
@@RndmGames I can’t- 😂
@@RndmGames and that boys is how coronavirus was made
12345678910
@@RndmGames LMAO I FUCKING CAN’T-
This hurts me because the things he grinds, are the things I usually want to have
save up for them karen/kevin
ah yes, I also want a broom and alarm clock
Same *crys*
@@chastityryan6442 I SAID SAVE UP!!!!!!!
Yeah, I also want squishy burgers :(
Tbh, seeing the marzipan shred is really satisfying
Edit: shred
Nobody:
Litrally no one:
Not a single soul:
Me: what if... I put my hand in that....
IKR LMFAO
Omg I was literally wondering that 😲😂💓
The fake hands scared me to death, only I didn't die, and wasn't about to.
No cap
DONT U DARE
3:38 happiest moment
😂
jijik jijik
Why
4:20 is wayyyy BETTER
Yes just YES
Teacher: wheres your homework
Me: umm its in the shredder. 3:37
Honestly #1 has to be jelly because that was so satisfying!😂
4:40 When you're back home after only kissing for 4 hours
“Booklet”
Teacher! My shredder ate my homework!
LOL😂🤣
No more homework lol
Lol
#42: when your alarm clock doesn’t turn off
Copied
Scream : **tries to kill me**
Me : 2:29
8:20 What my parents hear when I’m getting snacks at 3 am
LOL
Lmoa
10:04 gave me a mini heart attack
Ikr
same omg
Congratulations you gave me a shock
Yeah after all it’s not just a fake plastic hand it’s probably one from the Halloween store 🙅🏼♀️
So did 73 😩
10:04 gave me a shock literally I thought it was a hand. PLEASE SAVE MY HEART FROM AN ATTACK
I thought that too
I thought so to PHEW 😅
Omg my name is sia
SAME!
This is like ASMR
Me: saves up for a year to get that money
Them: ooh look I have some extra money LETS SHREAD IT MWAAAA HAHAHAAAA
Ikr
Aku nimi
Lol
13:25 is the thumbnail, hope I helped😌
@Hansika Ramanadham thank youuuuu☺️☺️☺️ you too
Thanks alot!! I was literally searching for the thumbnail then I stumbled across your comment. Thanks a lot😉😀
L0
l0
@@laavu693 you’re welcome
@Life With Manny thanks it means a lot!☺️ you deserve all the love in the world!
4:18 when Coronavac, Astrazeneca, Pfizer and Janssen team up to literally crush the coronavirus
??
😐
vasura es cribelo en es pañol
Other COVID-19 strains: “Allow us to introduce Our selfs”
Guys this person is talking about Vaccine companies lol
6:59 that’s what you do when your annoyed by your alarm clock 😂
“Honey, where’s the old laptop?”
“Oh... *you still needed that hunk o junk?”*
“DID YOU PUT IT IN THE CRUSHER?”
“I asked you if you needed it, you said no!”
“Ugh.”
Hahaha x lol
7:31 me when I play games on my little bro’s tablet
Your just wasting appliences
Other people: listens to soap cutting ASMR to relax,
Me: *C R U S H E R*
ruclips.net/video/dDvaQzw9Ko0/видео.html
M U R D E R
D E S T R O Y E R
10:08 This scared me I thought it was his hand Lol
You're not alone
@@nosounds2328 lol
Nope
Same
same, lol
The RUclips plank…… YOU WORKED EVERYTHING FOR IT
6:53 when my alarms wake me up for school and I don’t want to go
😂😂
@Coolboi we need school to learn and graduate
Alternate title : shredding things that other people could have owned and enjoyed
ج
ج
ج
خ
ج
You shredded perfectly good stuff there, got more money than sense. 😂
What’s wrong with shredding perfectly good stuff?
It gets views and ad revenue, so 🤷🏻♀️
@Crush Channel I had better see a video about a hydraulic press vs either a dildo or a penis sculpter
Yeah I also wanted that oil and that plastic foot.
Hey ELLA where are you from 😁😁😁
The matches actually lit a fire!😱🔥
3:37 Every student after final exam
@LILY BLINK Yeah, Cuz I was the one to do that😂
LOL
@@kai-rr2pr XD
Sooo true
@@starwolff6506 Yeah
Chanel: puts cigarettes in shredder
Me: heck ya curse those frickin cigarettes
Hahhaha i said that to
Omg ty I never got this many likes/edit I think lol
☺😊😀😁😂😃😄😆😇😉❤💙💚💛💜💖👍👏
Tysm I never got so many likes beforw
4:19 this man just ended the pandemic omg
💚 Do you know me, I make great drawings😊 💚
@ Yes i remember you i watch your vids :)
YES DESTROY IT CRUSH IT YES YES
ruclips.net/video/3SIOEmw4pZY/видео.html
@ Boyama bot
I really sat here and watched the whole video. #59 Corona virus was my favorite
My clock in the morning: *BEEP BEEP*
Me: *RIGHT WHERES THE GRINDER?!*
Two minutes later... 6:54
9:14 my heart broke into pieces😫
I hate Nutella so it made me happy:)
😭💔
@@Laurenyummy Shut up bitch everyone cares about Nutella
Mine did to I love nutella
@@bluegorillagamer9207 If you're not joking about me going to hell, thats a fucking messed up thing to say to someone who doesn't like nutella.😃
No one:
My intrusive thoughts: I wonder what would happen if u put ur hand in there
@@shannonbriarton9253 shut up
That’s rude idiots he’s just wondering
@@shannonbriarton9253 wait do u mean this in a mean way or genuinely wondering?
My kid is using my Google account and has been told to not comment on anything anymore. I know what would happen if you put your hand in there and it's not good. Sorry for any confusion
@@shannonbriarton9253 nah it’s fine I get how kids can be lol. And don’t worry I wasn’t actually gonna it’s just random thoughts idk
“Silver play button” THAT LOOK LIKE A DAMN AWARD!1!1!
No one:
Not even a soul:
The cheese grater getting grated: *-*
funny laughed
Not funny
Cheese grater: so you have chosen death..
Shredder: *uno reverse*
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Can gacha life go next
Puns:
0:19 This video in a nutshell.
0:48 I can't bear to watch.
1:01 Orange you glad it wasn't a banana?
1:14 Nothing grater than this!
1:26 I'm board of this already.
1:51 Let's give him a hand for this wonderful entertainment!
2:32 I don't even know what to call that.
3:02 Do you have a license for this?
3:42 You're not getting those back.
5:16 Seems like a stretch, man.
6:48 TURN DOWN THAT RACKET!
6:53 Seems like a waste of time to me.
7:04 Seems kinda phoned in, if you ask me.
7:15 That was the highlight of my day.
7:19 Not the brightest idea.
7:30 IPad this guy on the back.
7:47 What's the matter? You chicken?
8:48 Curtain-call.
16:07 Okay, I'm jelly.
note how it had one like
@@hopewhore :P
@@OldTimeyDragon it needs more than one
@@hopewhore Thanks!
👁👄👁
me: knowing its the test homework
Also me: 3:38
Lol thanks for the 1like =)
Wowowowowow guys!! Ty for 60+ likes :]
2 likes
i giv a like then :3
Traduz
you need 100 likes
10:03 scared the living shit out of me
Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys!
Lol
Ed a seven y mi cel mil mil de vez, xq mi XQ XQ XQ Ed@Julia Cantika xq no
Nigga I was high watching this and I almost had a complete heart attack
Same
69 nice
Who’s watching this half asleep on their bed and actually thought this 2:35 was his real leg
Me
If we can really crush Coronavirus like that..... 😅😂😂
Yes
Yep
yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeesssssssss
That would be nice! :)
haha i wish
WHY MONEY- (Really satisfying btw)
no one:
simps when a weeb female streamer goes live: 4:41
The no one killed the joke for me
Lol
I literally scrolled through the comment section to find someone making a joke like that
More like 6:36
boogie idm 14:51
7:58 when I eat Taco Bell
do you mean 8:09?
or 9:02
@@whos_sob noooooo my nutella :(
@@whos_sob they probably mean the sound it made
?..
Shredder: destroys Nokia.
Me: I've seen this kind of raw strength only once before.
Don’t get me wrong it’s satisfying but it hurts so much at the same time 😭
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