Ask Alli: My Boyfriend's Small Pen Is a Mighty Sword And I Told My Friends

What would you do if your man came home early with a romantic surprise after repeatedly saying, "I hate surprises?" The letter writer asks Alli Breen and the gang if it was a strategy to catch her cheating. The next letter writer has a baby by a stripper and wants to know how mom and dad met. Should he tell the kid the truth? Lastly, we weigh in on a girlfriend who told her friends about her boyfriend's small you-know-what.

[@riverrat4631]

Josh is always right about these relationships… 🇺🇸😂

[@Jeff-lx6if]

Josh is my hero 😂😂😂😂

[@adamhill6067]

Once again Josh Arnold for the win!!😂

[@Donald-my3oo]

How does Allsman keep a boyfriend, she is evil

[@Taylor101310]

He’s scared to leave. Haha jk

[@kimsivits1399]

I have second hand embarrassment for her...

[@nolongerblocked6210]

He's terrified of "Scorched Earth" Allsman ruining his life & harassing his family & friends... that's how

[@jamiepaananen7610]

Josh is starting to become scorched earth the 2nd. Must be something in the water I Jessica and Josh's neighborhood

[@angelapitts2123]

I'd date the uber driver over a dentist any day!

[@webecamping0056]

Agree!! ^^^^

[@robindavis7023]

I love Josh!

[@marknewman3360]

Jess needs to join OF

[@nolongerblocked6210]

Hard pass