Jotaro gets mistaken for Joseph

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @1ruisu
    @1ruisu 8 лет назад +54048

    When Jotaro says he hates "annoying conversations" he means he can't talk to someone unless they're male or a dolphin.

    • @seanstange8704
      @seanstange8704 8 лет назад +1692

      +Alvin797 No u

    • @1ruisu
      @1ruisu 8 лет назад +1168

      m-me too...

    • @JaggerIsBurritos
      @JaggerIsBurritos 8 лет назад +3411

      Sean StAnge Stands are weaponized autism, the stronger the autism, the stronger the stand.

    • @1ruisu
      @1ruisu 8 лет назад +841

      Haha, that's a pretty nice analogy. If so, why was Cheap Trick so weak and the user couldn't control it? Guy seemed really autistic to me.

    • @JaggerIsBurritos
      @JaggerIsBurritos 8 лет назад +423

      lewis clark Well, that guy was a real estate agent. Did have shitty hair though.

  • @satominanase6342
    @satominanase6342 5 лет назад +6793

    Joseph: I hate the Japanese! Curse the Japanese!
    Also Joseph: cheats on his wife and summons the *one-night stand* on Josuke's mom

    • @Blasckk
      @Blasckk 4 года назад +307

      It was probably more than one-night stand... Or was a one-night stand that great that the lady still wet about it 16 years before.

    • @Joshuaxofficial
      @Joshuaxofficial 4 года назад +215

      Lmaoooo one night stand, golden

    • @absolutemadlad5662
      @absolutemadlad5662 4 года назад +255

      One night stando

    • @kurodracovalladares8823
      @kurodracovalladares8823 4 года назад +20

      This reminds of of cotton hill

    • @GrumpyBearRawr
      @GrumpyBearRawr 4 года назад +189

      @@Blasckk He definitely hit her with the hamon overdrive.

  • @jotarokujo6375
    @jotarokujo6375 4 года назад +41379

    It's pretty embarrassing when your uncle is younger than you.

    • @weebalo_
      @weebalo_ 4 года назад +3606

      Yare yare daze

    • @Ryuksgelus
      @Ryuksgelus 4 года назад +2308

      This isn't that uncommon. The illegitimacy is the only thing wrong here.

    • @goblinslayer8589
      @goblinslayer8589 4 года назад +803

      No it's actually weird

    • @giornogiovanna3987
      @giornogiovanna3987 4 года назад +1371

      Well im your great granduncle and im younger than your uncle

    • @JoseAyalaVelez
      @JoseAyalaVelez 4 года назад +121

      Indeed.

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus 3 года назад +9639

    She mistook 28 year old Jotaro for 60 year old Joseph?
    Damn, Joseph aged like the finest vintage of wine ever made.

    • @brickabang
      @brickabang 3 года назад +1005

      Then again, Joseph is a Hamon user which can make you look younger for longer

    • @nicolasrivera1
      @nicolasrivera1 3 года назад +678

      @@brickabang that mfr was full of grey hairs in part 3 😂 meaning He smashed Josukes mom a yr or 2 before he found jotoro

    • @brickabang
      @brickabang 3 года назад +419

      @@nicolasrivera1 it was 4 or 5 years. Josuke was 4 during Stardust crusaders

    • @nicolasrivera1
      @nicolasrivera1 3 года назад +97

      @@brickabang Im pretty sure Josuke was still unable to walk when he got the same fever as holly meaning he was recently born

    • @adamryamizard5560
      @adamryamizard5560 3 года назад +149

      @@nicolasrivera1 well, he was only 4 when he got the fever of course he wouldn't be able to walk with that fever.

  • @sunshineslowking5025
    @sunshineslowking5025 4 года назад +21940

    tomoko: *sees twenty-eight year old asian boy*
    "ah, yes, an eighty-year old old white man"

    • @Historyboi-vn7gd
      @Historyboi-vn7gd 4 года назад +1958

      Jotaro is half Caucasian Half East Asian just like Josuke

    • @_sleepy_head11
      @_sleepy_head11 4 года назад +963

      @@Historyboi-vn7gd I thought Jotaro was half Japanese (or Asian), part Italian, and part British?

    • @Historyboi-vn7gd
      @Historyboi-vn7gd 4 года назад +321

      @@_sleepy_head11 Caucasian means withe East Asian means everyone's from Mongolia China the Korea's and Japan

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina 4 года назад +214

      HistoryBoi 1492
      Technically Anglo and North Mediterranean, not Caucasian.

    • @Historyboi-vn7gd
      @Historyboi-vn7gd 4 года назад +28

      @@ingloriousMachina no you are wrong

  • @goldensoul1842
    @goldensoul1842 5 лет назад +29554

    Jotaro needs to up his game. If this was Kakyoin, he'd have Josuke calling him dad by the end of the day.

    • @nudlz1249
      @nudlz1249 5 лет назад +1503

      Golden Soul *underrated comment*

    • @ShiromiNeko
      @ShiromiNeko 5 лет назад +2052

      Tho Jotaro was already married and already had a child during this time. (During part 4)

    • @ichase8555
      @ichase8555 5 лет назад +3281

      @@ShiromiNeko that didnt stop Joseph lol

    • @ShiromiNeko
      @ShiromiNeko 5 лет назад +686

      @@ichase8555 Very much true xD
      (Tho i don't think he would be the kind of person to cheat.)

    • @graycalypso8373
      @graycalypso8373 5 лет назад +1030

      @@ShiromiNeko i mean, jotaro would leave his family for dolphins

  • @OZP124
    @OZP124 7 лет назад +23591

    Kakyoin just did like 10 high speed barrel rolls in his grave

  • @princess_3134
    @princess_3134 3 года назад +9513

    Part 3 jotaro: "MOVE BITCH"
    part 4 jotaro: "im sorry to disappoint but im not Joseph"

    • @guardraillovah7753
      @guardraillovah7753 3 года назад +393

      M'lady

    • @princess_3134
      @princess_3134 3 года назад +119

      Ayyy its been a month

    • @prasant6533
      @prasant6533 3 года назад +541

      Compared to part 3 he's much more polite to women part 4

    • @cherissesinclair284
      @cherissesinclair284 3 года назад +514

      Jotaro went through anger management

    • @Xenon8836
      @Xenon8836 3 года назад +240

      @@prasant6533 I mean, it has been like a decade between the two parts lol

  • @sup209
    @sup209 4 года назад +15023

    Tomoko: *Sees 28 year old half Asian man*
    Also Tomoko: "Ah yes, that is definitely the 60-year old white man i met over a decade ago."

    • @prev8374
      @prev8374 3 года назад +81

      copied

    • @someguy-hc8gi
      @someguy-hc8gi 3 года назад +805

      @@prev8374 Not really. This one says "60 year old white man", which makes more sense considering Tomoko hasn't seen Joseph since he was in his 60s. The other one (I think you're referring to) says 80 year old, which Tomoko doesn't know about or what an 80 year old Joseph looks like.

    • @CaptainMizuki
      @CaptainMizuki 3 года назад +24

      @@someguy-hc8gi copied

    • @serra102
      @serra102 3 года назад +67

      @@CaptainMizuki don't be such an asshole over it

    • @justamonkeywithinternetaccess
      @justamonkeywithinternetaccess 3 года назад +585

      My theory is that Joseph practiced hamon to keep him young, but then after he cheated, he felt guilty so he stopped so he could age with his wife. If he used hamon to look young, then tomoko would have a good reason to make that mistake.

  • @jeypi__
    @jeypi__ 5 лет назад +15762

    Tomoko clearly wanted to try a second dip on that Joestar lineage

    • @CloudStrife-rw8bj
      @CloudStrife-rw8bj 4 года назад +2669

      STAH FINGAH

    • @Ace_of_Horns
      @Ace_of_Horns 4 года назад +1022

      Imagine your mother and nephew having a child, they'd be your brother/sister and great nephew/neice.

    • @Ace_of_Horns
      @Ace_of_Horns 4 года назад +250

      @Lemonade lol they'd be joshua joestar

    • @livingbeast...i_think
      @livingbeast...i_think 4 года назад +226

      thankfully, jotaro only need to talk to josuke

    • @ey8648
      @ey8648 4 года назад +75

      why are you the way you are?

  • @CobaltFyrestone
    @CobaltFyrestone 5 лет назад +14937

    Even with a new outfit, Jotaro's hair has once again eaten his hat.

    • @airlingquent
      @airlingquent 4 года назад +127

      Lol

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental 4 года назад +1595

      Star Platinum's third ability

    • @yoshikagekira3817
      @yoshikagekira3817 4 года назад +277

      It's actually a furry hat

    • @Ati-97
      @Ati-97 4 года назад +107

      This outfit is so trash tho.

    • @frostyliciousmayne
      @frostyliciousmayne 4 года назад +603

      @@Ati-97 I was iffy about it too at first but I think in the end it gives him a much more refined and wisened look which he is like a decade older now than in SC.

  • @professionaljolynesimp1517
    @professionaljolynesimp1517 3 года назад +3502

    What makes this scene more hilarious is that Jotaro already had Jolyne at this point

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko 3 года назад +495

      and also he was married lol

    • @rrobin1111
      @rrobin1111 2 года назад +75

      @@geckopecko he was divorced at that time

    • @cheeseboiyes._.
      @cheeseboiyes._. Год назад +384

      ​@@rrobin1111 nope they divorced when jolyne was 14

    • @MsNamizou
      @MsNamizou 6 месяцев назад +6

      How old was Jolyne at that time ?

    • @paleolithicmanofthecave
      @paleolithicmanofthecave 6 месяцев назад +26

      @@MsNamizoulike 7 or something

  • @XerxesTexasToast
    @XerxesTexasToast 8 лет назад +13230

    I love how he just stands there calmly while being motorboated by a complete stranger.

    • @AstronomicSheep
      @AstronomicSheep 8 лет назад +1837

      Since it's Jotaro, he was probably wanting to punch her so that was most likely a moment of him trying to stay calm XD

    • @gdadder
      @gdadder 7 лет назад +734

      GokuPilgrim yeah he's definitely restraining himself from RKO'ing her lol

    • @sidetracker3496
      @sidetracker3496 7 лет назад +1013

      XerxesTexasToast shush...Jotaro is honouring Kakyoin's memory as milf lord...god rest his soul.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 лет назад +264

      Getting so many thots surrounding him for a long time does that to someone

    • @TheDankDuck987
      @TheDankDuck987 5 лет назад +14

      XerxesTexasToast I gave this a dislike because its at 555 likes

  • @Gabsboy123
    @Gabsboy123 5 лет назад +12040

    "You expected Joseph but it was I Jotaro!"

    • @blaise6553
      @blaise6553 4 года назад +714

      Kono jotaro da

    • @faridaja1647
      @faridaja1647 4 года назад +117

      underrated comment

    • @Anaakapk
      @Anaakapk 4 года назад +59

      OMG THIS COMMENT IS BEST THING I SEEN

    • @arsarma1808
      @arsarma1808 4 года назад +272

      DIO: "First bitch stole my stand's name, now he's stealing my meme. Can't have shit in Egypt."

    • @shadowmaster902
      @shadowmaster902 4 года назад +37

      @@arsarma1808 I'm wheezing

  • @handrandomizer
    @handrandomizer 4 года назад +34736

    Josuke's mom : JOSEPH!!!
    Kakyoin : YES I AM

  • @quicksilvergaming7768
    @quicksilvergaming7768 4 года назад +1264

    1:12 until eventually, Tomoko stopped thinking

    • @kakyoin7761
      @kakyoin7761 3 года назад +163

      she probably just realised shes the side chick

    • @Supernir
      @Supernir 9 месяцев назад +57

      Shes remembering Josukes conception

    • @lildom316
      @lildom316 8 месяцев назад +58

      Damn she was expecting and ready to get her back blown out by the grandson imagine if this what leads to part 6.5 💀

    • @mbphilipblack8993
      @mbphilipblack8993 5 месяцев назад +3

      She looks so clapped lmao

    • @IAmGodzillaGaming
      @IAmGodzillaGaming 5 месяцев назад +7

      me when im asked to do the simplest task

  • @_SodaZ
    @_SodaZ 5 лет назад +8930

    That moment when you realise that Tomokos a part skipper because she didn't know who Jotaro was

  • @Tuxita99
    @Tuxita99 6 лет назад +7975

    Jotaro: "I'm Josuke's nephew"
    Tomoko: "And how old are you?"
    Jotaro: "28"
    Tomoko: *Dafuq?!*

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL 5 лет назад +649

      In another timeline: "this is my daughter. She's 6."

    • @tarambukis-c2q
      @tarambukis-c2q 5 лет назад +53

      wdym nephew lmao

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL 5 лет назад +402

      @@tarambukis-c2q jotaro is Josuke's nephew. Joseph cheated on his wife with a Japanese woman and she had Josuke, who is Joseph's son. Jotaro is Joseph's grandson, so that makes Josuke Jotaro's uncle.

    • @Visceralx1
      @Visceralx1 5 лет назад +57

      @@tarambukis-c2q Joseph cheat on Suzie q and made Josuke with Tomoko

    • @EntropicMalevolence
      @EntropicMalevolence 5 лет назад +214

      @@AirahsELL Joestar Family Tree is as much of a mess as the Legend of Zelda timeline

  • @julioalonsocarlosmartinez7474
    @julioalonsocarlosmartinez7474 6 лет назад +34652

    Jotaro: Damn you, gramps you cheated on your wife and don’t take care of your son, you’re so irresponsible
    Joseph: Yeah, how’s your marriage and daughter?
    Jotaro: Yare Yare Daze

    • @Mr.Faust3
      @Mr.Faust3 5 лет назад +2635

      At least he took responsibility

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous 5 лет назад +2266

      Well... Kakyoin laid an egg

    • @cthpng9437
      @cthpng9437 5 лет назад +533

      @@Mr.Faust3 Yes,by leaving them 😂😂😂

    • @iansmith4727
      @iansmith4727 5 лет назад +428

      @@cthpng9437 he's divorced so he doesn't have to

    • @SusieBlup
      @SusieBlup 5 лет назад +737

      Ian Smith
      ? Even if he’s divorced that doesn’t mean it’s ok to abandon his daughter
      Edit: I get he did it to protect her, but it would've been nice if he explained that since the beginning instead of waiting 19 years

  • @nozero1
    @nozero1 3 года назад +910

    I've never seen him this restrained. It must take Jotaro every fibre of his being not to call a woman a bitch and shove her away.

    • @usman5140
      @usman5140 3 года назад +191

      she just lost her father, he tried to not go overboard

    • @shawerful5209
      @shawerful5209 2 года назад +56

      He is married at this point.

    • @mrnukes797
      @mrnukes797 Год назад +33

      ​@@shawerful5209plus tomoko is family

    • @kalakritistudios
      @kalakritistudios Год назад +15

      @@mrnukes797 Didn't stop him at his mother.
      I think he just doesn't do it with his technical grandma's.

    • @honounome
      @honounome Год назад +65

      hes not an edgy teen anymore

  • @zachthedes4321
    @zachthedes4321 8 лет назад +20317

    I love to believe that Joseph cheated on Suzie-Q just because she didn't send that telegram all those years ago...

    • @superheriber27
      @superheriber27 8 лет назад +2084

      zachthedes4321 OMG NEW HEADCANNON ADDED

    • @MrGMoney1944
      @MrGMoney1944 8 лет назад +1575

      zachthedes4321
      Seems like a fair trade to me!

    • @burningpegasus
      @burningpegasus 8 лет назад +332

      zachthedes4321 seems fair xd

    • @Zindakku
      @Zindakku 7 лет назад +708

      Part 8 Josuke: ....Fair enough.

    • @MrGMoney1944
      @MrGMoney1944 7 лет назад +1452

      20logankelly
      Pretty much Suzie I just lost my hand, fought two of the strongest beings to ever exist, and survived an orbital drop can you do the insignificant task of sending a letter for me?

  • @epikface780
    @epikface780 8 лет назад +3977

    "He's old now, I can't let him come here"
    10 episodes later, brings him in for 3 episodes of screentime

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 7 лет назад +246

      Jotaro: It's too dangerous.
      Josuke: Oh crap Jotaro, Akira is on the loose with that dangerous electrical stand. This is quite dangerous!
      Jotaro: Whelp, time to bring in the old man.

    • @satriosukarji1777
      @satriosukarji1777 6 лет назад +53

      Epikface Nah, Joseph actually ordered a ship of his own.

    • @TheMentisGroup
      @TheMentisGroup 5 лет назад +136

      Jotaro: "Old Man, you cannot come to Morioh with me, it's too dangerous"
      Oldest Joseph: "Ohhhh okay Jotaro, I leave it in your hands!"
      10 episodes later
      Oldest Joseph, faking senility: "I wonder what Jotaro said 10 episodes ago, I should go to Morioh to check it out!"
      *proceeds to buy a boat and borrow man from SWF*

    • @EntropicMalevolence
      @EntropicMalevolence 5 лет назад +86

      @@TheMentisGroup I'm convinced Joseph is partly faking being senile to fuck with people (literally and figuratively)

    • @zeeb2190
      @zeeb2190 4 года назад +22

      @@EntropicMalevolence also so they wont chew him out for cheating

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight 4 года назад +11504

    The best part of this scene is how unhappy jotaro looks through the whole hugging thing. Not his normal edgy unhappy, but an actually uncomfortable unhappy.

    • @supercato9613
      @supercato9613 4 года назад +1115

      *NO. Stop. I dislike human warmth.*

    • @pureintellectualbeing3575
      @pureintellectualbeing3575 3 года назад +265

      @@supercato9613 only stand warmth

    • @ShaysArt1
      @ShaysArt1 3 года назад +681

      Well he was a married man at that point

    • @gl7029
      @gl7029 3 года назад +84

      @@ShaysArt1 your not my wife

    • @blackpurple9163
      @blackpurple9163 3 года назад +65

      His boner was too strong... I meant his honour

  • @suri5424
    @suri5424 3 года назад +1640

    everyone's like "how did she mistake a 78 year old british man with a 28 year old japanese man" but can we not just consider the possibility that joseph dressed up like jotaro to pick up girls after seeing jotaro's success with them in part 3

    • @nicolasrivera1
      @nicolasrivera1 3 года назад +272

      Josuke was already conceived while they were travelling to egypt lol

    • @SilveryBlue1010
      @SilveryBlue1010 3 года назад +130

      He was not 78 when he meet Tomoko tho.. And after watching SDC I don't think Joseph is the type who would go dress up and 'pick up' girls.. I mean look at her, she must be had a thing for older man or even as an old man Joseph is still that attractive lol

    • @GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc
      @GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc 2 года назад +3

      79*

    • @notarobot6688
      @notarobot6688 2 года назад +2

      @@nicolasrivera1 yaaaah. Its rewind time

    • @johnwhittington2998
      @johnwhittington2998 2 года назад +10

      At the time Josepth was 62.

  • @dungeonmaster1687
    @dungeonmaster1687 4 года назад +4100

    Jotaro:ORA ORA ORA
    Dio:MUDA MUDA MUDA
    Josuke's mom:SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI

    • @sonicking7871
      @sonicking7871 4 года назад +15

      @Shoesuke Higashikata ha

    • @maruseyes1320
      @maruseyes1320 4 года назад +34

      @heavens door in russian too

    • @OswaldVon
      @OswaldVon 4 года назад +5

      Best comment!!!

    • @PRINCEE47_
      @PRINCEE47_ 4 года назад +35

      Skiskiskiskiskiskiskiski

    • @supercato9613
      @supercato9613 4 года назад +42

      Boingo: *KUKI* - chokes - *KUKIKU KUKUI KUK KIKU UH* - chokes again and dies -

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 8 лет назад +6003

    Remember guys, Jotaro is already have a daughter on this part. So, he's a DILF.

  • @erojerisiz1571
    @erojerisiz1571 4 года назад +8588

    Part 3 Jotaro: F U C K O F F
    Part 4 Jotaro: Sorry to disappoint but I'm not Joseph

    • @duckwithabs4537
      @duckwithabs4537 3 года назад +914

      He had to have some training with his wife

    • @dexter2898
      @dexter2898 3 года назад +716

      Character development 🤔

    • @aleph_rose
      @aleph_rose 3 года назад +105

      Downgrade

    • @nijimuraokuyasu8830
      @nijimuraokuyasu8830 3 года назад +302

      @@aleph_rose OI JOSUKE WHO IS THIS GAY LOOKING BLOND MAN

    • @aleph_rose
      @aleph_rose 3 года назад +81

      @@nijimuraokuyasu8830 Ask that to ur DAD WRYYY

  • @goldenelfboots4595
    @goldenelfboots4595 3 года назад +709

    To people who wonder how Tomoko could mistake Joseph:
    When Joseph banged Tomoko, it was 5 years before SDC.
    He may have been bare shaven. He may have been practicing Hamon and still looked young.
    Jotaro is only half japanese. He's got similar eyecolor as Joseph. He's of same height. He's of similar build. Joestar face (and body) genes strong.
    It is my headcanon that Joseph feeling remorseful for cheating on Suzie, stopped practicing Hamon and grew old together with Suzie, and also growing a beard. Also 5 years is enough to change hair color from just having some grey around the temples, to have mostly full on grey hair, in particular together with stopping doing hamon. Some people, even without the hamon, ages drastic over just a few years. It is like they go, no aging, no aging, no aging.. then boom! old! That's how life is.

    • @saidi7975
      @saidi7975 3 года назад +82

      This is pretty plausible !
      And somewhere in the afterlife, Jonathan and Erina are pissed that Joseph did not take responsibility for Josuke who had to grow up without a father...

    • @bayroncastillo7653
      @bayroncastillo7653 2 года назад +4

      Nice

    • @nagigachamania6936
      @nagigachamania6936 Год назад +35

      ​@@saidi7975he didn't even know he existed, and even though he was old and much weaker than before and there was a FUCKING serial killer at large he didn't hesitate in coming to Morioh help his son. Say anything about Joseph, but he's a great dad (plus a good and VERY patient grandfather, for putting up with the rudeness of his teenage grandson towards him)

    • @vendingvending3371
      @vendingvending3371 Год назад +13

      ​​@@nagigachamania6936lso in EOH when Josuke dies when you put old Joseph in the party with him, he begs to be a good father to him for once, it was really sad

    • @aino-kaisav5504
      @aino-kaisav5504 Год назад +2

      I want to believe this ia canon.

  • @theodorwilliam6943
    @theodorwilliam6943 8 лет назад +9077

    Funny how Jospeh stated he hated the Japanese in part 3, apparently not enough not to put a baby in one

    • @JaggerIsBurritos
      @JaggerIsBurritos 8 лет назад +126

      Deo Donum *Joseph

    • @theodorwilliam6943
      @theodorwilliam6943 8 лет назад +54

      HammerMC
      I'll edit it

    • @AngryHomunculus
      @AngryHomunculus 8 лет назад +398

      Yeah now that I'm thinking about it, some of the things in the part 3 teaser don't make sense; he says (or rather complains) that Jotaro doesn't know what he looks like, but if he had the affair with Tomoko 4 years prior to part 3, then the fact that Japan is really far away from the East Coast of America isn't as big of an issue as he made it out to be. Also wouldn't any other man at least try to attempt to visit the family they have in the country he visited, but the fact he says Jotaro doesn't know his face means that he didn't even do that; he just hit it, quit it, and then left the country.
      (Sorry if this comment is poorly worded; I was in a rush and on the toilet)

    • @theodorwilliam6943
      @theodorwilliam6943 8 лет назад +54

      Hasmeister96 lol, well it's an interesting point, though I think he might only have found out about Josuke's existence after part 3

    • @unkindled6410
      @unkindled6410 8 лет назад +570

      joseph was probably in japan visitng holy, ended up drunk because he was mad because his daughter is in the country he hates, banged tomoko while very drunk, then used the joestar family secret tecnique and never returned, or this happened knowyourmeme.com/photos/982081-jojo-s-bizarre-adventure

  • @MemesToa
    @MemesToa 6 лет назад +3399

    Jotaro: "I'm here in his place" *Drives off*
    Tomoko: ... Target acquired.

  • @fuckgogle8688
    @fuckgogle8688 4 года назад +4543

    The way she spaces out completely after hearing jotaro is josephs grandson makes me think that she maybe didn't know joseph was sleeping around...

    • @rsvos3641
      @rsvos3641 3 года назад +645

      ME TOO I FELT SO BAD FOR HER

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko 3 года назад +161

      ikr that's what i thought 😬

    • @samwilson4597
      @samwilson4597 3 года назад +595

      she realized she was the side chick

    • @omegasage777
      @omegasage777 3 года назад +28

      For sure 😭

    • @shinobix4925
      @shinobix4925 2 года назад +332

      Oh my God I never deeped that, I always just thought she was simply disappointed that she didn't get to see Joseph again, but now that you mention it she was probably going through a lot considering that her dad just died a few days ago and now she's learning that the she was just the side chick of the only person she ever loved. Tomoko's life is so much more tragic than I ever realised it was, I'm surprised she still manages to function as a human being

  • @herpydepth3849
    @herpydepth3849 2 года назад +359

    Joestar? YES
    Married? YES
    Daughter? YES
    Wrinkles? NO
    Shame. Jotaro was almost perfectly meeting Tomoko’s criteria

    • @kaanpleb
      @kaanpleb 22 дня назад

      Joseph could have practiced hamon, leading him to look younger.

  • @thepeopleonthecouch2928
    @thepeopleonthecouch2928 5 лет назад +7259

    I love how Jotaro's jacket is super badass but he's also wearing a dad sweater.

    • @whatever-happened-to-marti
      @whatever-happened-to-marti 4 года назад +274

      ThePeopleOnTheCouch *EXACTLY*
      Anyways Jolyne was a kid during DiU and i don’t think he divorced yet(?

    • @kazumas3369
      @kazumas3369 3 года назад +124

      @@whatever-happened-to-marti 0:21 look at his left hand. There is no wedding ring, so he is probably divorced

    • @lain5858
      @lain5858 3 года назад +242

      @@whatever-happened-to-marti
      No, Jotaro divorced when Jolyne was a teenager

    • @lain5858
      @lain5858 3 года назад +257

      @@kazumas3369
      Jotaro divorced when Jolyne was 14
      And he never talked to anyone about his marriage that's why he don't use any ring

    • @FahmanBakri
      @FahmanBakri 3 года назад +138

      he even drives a dad's car

  • @bruh2491
    @bruh2491 4 года назад +9939

    “Josuke hasn’t come back from school...yet” bruh she gave my boy an invitation to smash

    • @generalconcannon202
      @generalconcannon202 4 года назад +810

      Funny of you to say smash, hand kink man

    • @absolutemadlad5662
      @absolutemadlad5662 4 года назад +1031

      that's why he left, he didn't see no switch

    • @cheesydelphox1552
      @cheesydelphox1552 4 года назад +1181

      when she invites you over to f-mega and chill but then she starts taking her clothes off

    • @gilangramanda3643
      @gilangramanda3643 4 года назад +556

      STAH FINGAH

    • @docrivers8211
      @docrivers8211 4 года назад +430

      she basically said, come pound me and this dude said i dont speak to thots

  • @crazychips123
    @crazychips123 7 лет назад +2852

    I love how jotaro talks about Joseph like he is the person he most respects in this world.

    • @james.7160
      @james.7160 5 лет назад +623

      Back in part 3:"Shitty old man"

    • @SeuSav
      @SeuSav 5 лет назад +414

      Because he went from "Your daughter calls me daddy too" to "hello sir,nice to meet you"

    • @bluez1892
      @bluez1892 5 лет назад +213

      I mean he was too angry to think straight for a moment when Joseph died so...

    • @hiraisheo4900
      @hiraisheo4900 4 года назад +33

      Gigi

    • @forofor2101
      @forofor2101 4 года назад +9

      @@SeuSav Oh Friggin hell, for a moment I thought you meant that this is how Jotaro was to Joseph

  • @nijimuraokuyasu8830
    @nijimuraokuyasu8830 3 года назад +710

    I just realized having an uncle is a jojo reference

  • @Theblondegamer2012
    @Theblondegamer2012 8 лет назад +2605

    "But he's old now, I can't let him come here"
    8 episodes later
    "Fuck it guys, gotta bring in Mr Joestar, putting him in direct peril, no other way"

    • @TrajGreekFire
      @TrajGreekFire 8 лет назад +119

      Araki fucked up something

    • @unkindled6410
      @unkindled6410 8 лет назад +187

      joseph came by himself, but jotaro was going to take the oportunity to ask him to take a spirit picture of akira, but it ended up not even needing it, couldnt he ask to take one of kira later on? nah, araki forgot he could dot that

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 8 лет назад +16

      leonardo luiz lima I'll take it as he wanted him to rest a bit, especially with the invisible baby being added

    • @unkindled6410
      @unkindled6410 8 лет назад +11

      Fire puppies but considering there was a mass murderer and dangerous stand user on the loose...

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 8 лет назад +9

      leonardo luiz lima more reason for a senile old man to step back

  • @crrlvrs
    @crrlvrs 7 лет назад +5519

    1:11 eventually Tomoko stopped thinking

  • @Vargas3499
    @Vargas3499 8 лет назад +3867

    She probably thought Joseph got back into his Hamon training :P

    • @remainderofsturgeonslaw7156
      @remainderofsturgeonslaw7156 8 лет назад +305

      How would Tomoko (Josuke's mom) ever know about Joseph's Hamon training? Like what, before/after they fucked they had a Q&A or something?!

    • @ShockWithoutFear
      @ShockWithoutFear 7 лет назад +155

      Christ vargas Going back to Hamon training would only make his age stationary not younger

    • @gbdornls
      @gbdornls 7 лет назад +40

      Shockwave3456 like tomoko would have extensive knowlege about this

    • @ShockWithoutFear
      @ShockWithoutFear 7 лет назад +55

      Gabriel D You assume she knows about Hamon in the first place?

    • @NireFuster
      @NireFuster 7 лет назад +66

      Joseph probably used some hamon technique while banging her

  • @ridawassan2102
    @ridawassan2102 Год назад +113

    1:16 this scene of him having to bend down to make eye contact with tomoko always cracks me up

    • @Love-Sensibility
      @Love-Sensibility 11 месяцев назад +5

      Its so not him!XD Its cute when he does that tho

  • @그냥사람-e9f
    @그냥사람-e9f 7 лет назад +15258

    part 1: sunlight overdrive!!
    part 2: hamon overdrivono beato
    part 3: oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
    part 4: *skiskiskiskiskiskiskiskiskiski*

  • @javiercortez718
    @javiercortez718 5 лет назад +5435

    1:35 this sudden realization of jotaro’s eye brow connecting to his hair has brought me great pain

  • @r._.l
    @r._.l 5 лет назад +3777

    the only things jotaro talks to:
    -males
    -dolphins
    -pink dolphins

    • @panzerfich
      @panzerfich 4 года назад +157

      Also, he kinda hates green dolphins

    • @eves558
      @eves558 4 года назад +94

      When you say male's you meant just Kakiyoin right?

    • @r._.l
      @r._.l 4 года назад +31

      Moonii •_•
      mhm exactly
      males that lick cherries lmao-

    • @tariqzead2338
      @tariqzead2338 4 года назад +15

      Again with gay jotaro

    • @cornbreadloverrr
      @cornbreadloverrr 4 года назад +24

      he even abandoned his wife and child because they are women

  • @StarflameCrimsonOfficial
    @StarflameCrimsonOfficial 3 года назад +343

    "I can't let Joseph here"
    *A few episodes later*
    "I'm bringing Joseph here."

  • @rehm9420
    @rehm9420 4 года назад +9742

    The real question is.. How tf can Jotaro fit in a car??

    • @huseynialtug
      @huseynialtug 3 года назад +275

      Good question

    • @amaymaypenguin
      @amaymaypenguin 3 года назад +665

      I imagine it’s like shaq fitting in his city car 😂😂

    • @duxhunt
      @duxhunt 3 года назад +91

      Mf is Soundwave and mass shifting

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 3 года назад +62

      Depends. Were cars in 1999 taller than those today?

    • @Silly_Illidan
      @Silly_Illidan 3 года назад +56

      Stand powah

  • @k-dash7245
    @k-dash7245 8 лет назад +3361

    1:29 "You're leaving already?" *insert BRAZZERS logo*

    • @a8803021
      @a8803021 6 лет назад +446

      JoJo's BRAZZERS Adventure

    • @pedroaf3712
      @pedroaf3712 5 лет назад +11

      @@a8803021 😂😂😂

    • @Helldiver_00
      @Helldiver_00 5 лет назад +6

      @@a8803021 hahaha

    • @danolix
      @danolix 5 лет назад +25

      YAKAMASHI

    • @eternalemrys
      @eternalemrys 5 лет назад +27

      She wanted the ora ora but we aren't talking punches

  • @Ajay-ch7xl
    @Ajay-ch7xl 4 года назад +16739

    Tomoko : "are you leaving already ?"
    Jotaro: "yeah"
    Jotaro: virginity is cool

    • @marcoanimacoes5690
      @marcoanimacoes5690 4 года назад +1606

      𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙚

    • @hakkei3088
      @hakkei3088 4 года назад +3244

      he already had jolyne by now, so he’s not...

    • @lain5858
      @lain5858 4 года назад +2008

      Funny, but Jotaro was already married for almost 7 years there

    • @Ajay-ch7xl
      @Ajay-ch7xl 4 года назад +338

      @@lain5858 ikr I was just quoting a meme

    • @DasHoovie
      @DasHoovie 4 года назад +861

      Jolyne's mom must be such a quiet girl and im sure she didnt blush the first time she saw jotaro otherwise he would never marry her

  • @kakarotorgoku2481
    @kakarotorgoku2481 3 года назад +145

    I still love how under all the "I hate you" vibes, Jotaro still loves his family

    • @C_C-e1s
      @C_C-e1s 4 месяца назад +1

      Stone ocean....😔

  • @timothyclark58
    @timothyclark58 7 лет назад +1468

    kakyoin wants jotaro's mom, josuke's mom wants jotaro, and okuyasu wants josuke's mom...

  • @bubblemaximus6500
    @bubblemaximus6500 7 лет назад +3283

    What's Josuke's mom's favourite winter activity?
    0:37

    • @Kirkland-Consumer
      @Kirkland-Consumer 6 лет назад +137

      Ski

    • @owenprior7106
      @owenprior7106 5 лет назад +24

      Snowboarding

    • @samueld.6383
      @samueld.6383 5 лет назад +25

      r/badpuns

    • @vivanloslunes7493
      @vivanloslunes7493 5 лет назад +10

      I suppose is just because they wanna show us how Tomoko love Joseph, but without making interacting she with he, because.... i don't know, maybe because could be weird... i mean, she is a young mother, Joseph is a oldman.

    • @andreazeca2437
      @andreazeca2437 5 лет назад +6

      @@vivanloslunes7493 r/woosh I think ?

  • @octaviolopez7475
    @octaviolopez7475 4 года назад +4363

    Jotaro: "im not joseph"
    Tomoko: (putting a grey haired wig on jotaro) "i dont care"

    • @lilbroomstick6328
      @lilbroomstick6328 4 года назад +174

      Oh no

    • @notjosephssimp833
      @notjosephssimp833 4 года назад +56

      Octavio López I wouldn’t care too

    • @bruh_v5166
      @bruh_v5166 4 года назад +279

      And now the bloodline is gonna get more fucked up

    • @gangrenousgandalf2102
      @gangrenousgandalf2102 4 года назад +107

      @@bruh_v5166
      Jotaro would've killed her if she tried anything, let's be honest.

    • @humanbean9969
      @humanbean9969 4 года назад +44

      @Blueberry Sweets jolyne was already born at this point

  • @froylanhernandezmera2924
    @froylanhernandezmera2924 Год назад +174

    0:21
    *Jotaro: i have a wife and daughther*
    *Tomoko: that never stop me before*

    • @sonpacosta9936
      @sonpacosta9936 9 месяцев назад +7

      OH! MAI! GOOOOOOD!
      it's true

    • @froylanhernandezmera2924
      @froylanhernandezmera2924 9 месяцев назад

      The truth is before I started watching the anime I thought that Josuke was his son
      and I thought it was funny that he had for a wife what he hated and a son with more heart than him.​@@sonpacosta9936

    • @Thetreng
      @Thetreng 4 месяца назад

      He was probably divorced at this point

    • @dalcomaroni9837
      @dalcomaroni9837 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Thetreng nah, i think he divorced when Jolyne was 14, Jolyne woulda been like 7 years old

  • @lillithb1661
    @lillithb1661 4 года назад +3849

    “Hmmm... *looks at crotch* Wait you’re not Joseph!”

    • @daimianwalker5021
      @daimianwalker5021 4 года назад +71

      @IntrovertierterWichser 😳

    • @erfanedendonata9088
      @erfanedendonata9088 4 года назад +163

      @IntrovertierterWichser r/cursedcomment

    • @rankii_hats
      @rankii_hats 4 года назад +46

      @IntrovertierterWichser ofcourse you would know ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )

    • @niggamoment6484
      @niggamoment6484 4 года назад +21

      @IntrovertierterWichser 😳

    • @desertsmeagol7073
      @desertsmeagol7073 3 года назад +30

      Guys what did @introvertierWichser write??

  • @nevilo1
    @nevilo1 5 лет назад +2944

    Jonathan is truly ashamed of is lineage.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 лет назад +220

      Yes. He'd have given Jotaro a good trashing for leaving that woman alone knowing there's danger about.

    • @lain5858
      @lain5858 4 года назад +154

      @@InfernosReaper
      Jonathan is a very tolerant person he don't trash people.
      Also why Jotaro would stay with Tomoko?
      He is the target (because he is a stand user, not Tomoko)
      And this is a Joseph problem anyway, Jotaro is already being too nice helping joseph.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 года назад +24

      @@lain5858 Jotaro wasn't a target for anyone before he took down Angelo. Meanwhile, Josuke is a stand user, which will attract attention anyway, but Josuke can't be home watching over things all the time, because of school.
      Jotaro should have tried to hang around to watch over them, but he spends most of the series not doing anything in his hotel room until he has no choice but to go out.

    • @lain5858
      @lain5858 4 года назад +38

      @@InfernosReaper
      Yeah, Stand users attract each other
      And you would know that Jotaro was working together with Speedwagon Foundation tracking down all possible dangerous Stand users in Morioh and the arrows (that he was already searching for years with polnareff)
      That's why Jotaro knew about the ratts, already had all Angelo's profile
      and Josuke started to be a target because Jotaro was there searching for the arrows. Even red hot user said it.
      Also did you just forget SHA arc?
      Who was walking around trying to find some evidence on Shingeshi's death? lol
      Jotaro and Rohan bassicaly did all the detective work
      Jotaro even catch Kira's father but Okyasu being stupid just let him go.
      Again, Jotaro talked to Tomoko just to help joseph.
      Joseph's affairs was not even his problem 🙄
      I think you mean "Josuke bassicaly spend half of this part trying to get money until he has no choice and help to fight Kira"

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 года назад +3

      @@lain5858 He had a profile on Angelo because the dude showed up in a spirit photography pic and they did research on him as a result. It's not that they had profiles on stand users. He wasn't even certain if he actually was a stand user or not.
      .
      Stand users attract other stand users and there's *already* one at that household, because Josuke is one.
      .
      Josuke was a target of Angelo, because he got in the way of Angelo's fun earlier, not because he was looking for the stand arrow.
      Beating Angelo is what brought Josuke into a bigger conflict involving stand users.
      .
      As for "coordinating with the Speedwagon foundation" they really didn't do much, because they missed pretty much every stand user in that whole damn town and might as well have not even been there.
      .
      Most of Jotaro's time really is not doing anything. As for Josuke, similar case, but once he finds out about Kira, he does do more.
      .
      As for Tomoko, Jotaro says that if Joseph had been there, the death of her father could've been prevented, but the same could be said for if he had been there as well.
      .
      Knowing that there were threats, it seems tactically foolish to stay at a hotel that's literally nowhere near *anything*. Johnathan wouldn't have left that household vulnerable just because he didn't want to deal with annoying people.
      .
      If Jotaro had been there, when Josuke captured Angelo's stand, it could've gone straight to Jotaro instead of being left out where it could be found.

  • @diegoxavier9107
    @diegoxavier9107 4 года назад +1920

    Fun fact: while Tomoko's still mistaking Jotaro for Joseph, "Purple Thorns" (Joseph's part 3 theme) is playing in the background. Once Jotaro clears up the misunderstanding, that music abruptly stops, and "Travelers Who Rest" (the Chilltaro theme) starts playing

    • @JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv
      @JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv Год назад +128

      How do you notice these things? If you were in One Piece, your Observation Haki would be off the charts

    • @diegoxavier9107
      @diegoxavier9107 Год назад +55

      @@JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv idk, but your name is freaking hilarious

    • @StarPlatinum7912
      @StarPlatinum7912 Год назад +11

      Dude that’s awesome

    • @TheRealZazaExpert
      @TheRealZazaExpert 7 месяцев назад +2

      How does one find out about this

    • @macklinwright3966
      @macklinwright3966 7 месяцев назад +2

      Damn that’s impressive that you picked up on that.

  • @mtk77621
    @mtk77621 2 года назад +124

    It seems no one is commenting on how considerate Jitaro was being in this scene: Not only does he exert restraint with a woman who just lost her father, he also tries to cheer up Tomoko from her disappointment by telling her that Joseph would have been here and protected her if he could.

    • @Cebollas
      @Cebollas Год назад +4

      Jitaro

    • @mtk77621
      @mtk77621 Год назад +2

      @@Cebollas If you know you know ;)

    • @yveswisemoon6644
      @yveswisemoon6644 Год назад

      Yeah

    • @ajaheentrim3023
      @ajaheentrim3023 Год назад +12

      Jiji's bizarre adventure: Jinathan Joestar, Jiseph Joestar, Jisuke Joestar, Jitaro Joestar, Joylne Joestar Gior.... Jilyne Joestar. Yep this was one good anime

    • @Dstyo21
      @Dstyo21 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ajaheentrim3023jhinny joestar, gippy joestar

  • @edgargaebolg9307
    @edgargaebolg9307 8 лет назад +6249

    At 0:48, Tomoko stops for a tenth of second to look at Jotaro's crotch

    • @edgegod4223
      @edgegod4223 8 лет назад +646

      Lmao

    • @Bane_Amesta
      @Bane_Amesta 7 лет назад +330

      I was thinking the same thing xDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @TheDiamondBladeHD
      @TheDiamondBladeHD 7 лет назад +1317

      Check if he has 'the joestar family technique'

    • @KiwamiClaud
      @KiwamiClaud 7 лет назад +373

      Running away? oh god THE IMPLICATIONS THERE

    • @Salim-RS
      @Salim-RS 7 лет назад +395

      THE JOESTAR SEXDRIVE CAN NEVER BE DIMINISHED BY MERE SICKNESS
      (I will love you if you know what I'm referring to, no homo)

  • @POWRBALLPROJCT
    @POWRBALLPROJCT 5 лет назад +710

    I love that the defining feature between Joseph and Jotaro is that one has wrinkles and the other doesn't.

    • @bruh_v5166
      @bruh_v5166 4 года назад +24

      Jotaro every other time he gets into the car: ah fu**, I can't fit in!

    • @AlfredoPuente8
      @AlfredoPuente8 3 года назад +11

      One being a half japanese in his 20's and the other a white man in his 60's has nothing to do.

    • @Kcinthasun
      @Kcinthasun 2 года назад +2

      @@AlfredoPuente8 he’s basically saying they look that much alike

    • @sonpanchan
      @sonpanchan Год назад +25

      All Joestar men are suppose to look a lot like each other. In part 2 Speedwagon and Erina bring up how much Joseph looks like Jonathan. Josuke when he meets Jotaro thinks he looks like him. There's this clip confirming that Jotaro looks like Joseph. Then in Part 5 Koichi comments on how Giorno looks a lot like Jotaro.

    • @killherqueen
      @killherqueen Год назад

      @@bruh_v5166 pause

  • @Peace8267
    @Peace8267 7 лет назад +8456

    "I can't let Joseph come to this town"
    *a few days later
    "I've invited Joseph to this town so that he could help us defeat these dangerous stands."
    OK.

    • @toksykus770
      @toksykus770 7 лет назад +705

      He said Joseph came to Morioh against his will and that he couldn't stop him.

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 7 лет назад +719

      Tokarief The man is a 89 years old real estate tycoon with a stand that can track and find multiple things and he defeated the ultimate lifeform he maybe old and senile but he will still go where he dam pleases

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 6 лет назад +276

      Demi-Fiend of Time
      I mean, he fucking saved the world from something worse than all villains combined

    • @moisesmartinezmorales5885
      @moisesmartinezmorales5885 6 лет назад +12

      Demi-Fiend of Time damn straight

    • @scott806
      @scott806 6 лет назад +57

      Demi-Fiend of Time nothing beats za warudo
      not even the ultimate lifeform
      especially in anime time where talking is a free action

  • @XenonPrimeSBSV
    @XenonPrimeSBSV Год назад +27

    Jotaro was surprisingly patient with Tomoko, I guess he felt sorry for how Joseph had treated her and the recent death of her father.

  • @fadifozberry6511
    @fadifozberry6511 4 года назад +6600

    You can tell joseph is the master of the joestar technique
    The dude ran away from child support

  • @Brendanj101
    @Brendanj101 4 года назад +7586

    "I'm not Joseph, I'm his grandson"
    "Eh, good enough"
    And that is how Jolyne was born.

    • @גיאורטנשטיין
      @גיאורטנשטיין 4 года назад +300

      Jolyne was born 7 years before part 4

    • @Shinrakaichu
      @Shinrakaichu 4 года назад +491

      @@גיאורטנשטיין the fact that you didn't get the joke is worrying

    • @גיאורטנשטיין
      @גיאורטנשטיין 4 года назад +267

      @@Shinrakaichu I did get the joke. I just don't like it cause it's not funny

    • @BaraWilmer
      @BaraWilmer 4 года назад +111

      @@גיאורטנשטיין shut it

    • @גיאורטנשטיין
      @גיאורטנשטיין 4 года назад +158

      @@BaraWilmer No need to be a dick about me not liking a joke. Besides, if Tomoko was a thot, she would've moved on from Joseph by now

  • @YoungMotherfukkindaggerdick
    @YoungMotherfukkindaggerdick 8 лет назад +1519

    That piano version of the stardust crusaders theme in the background 😂

    • @shulamitwhatsittoya6550
      @shulamitwhatsittoya6550 7 лет назад +128

      Flex Beast I know this is late, but did you notice Josephs theme kicking in during the skeet skeeing?

    • @c.ekiller6802
      @c.ekiller6802 5 лет назад

      @@shulamitwhatsittoya6550 shit

    • @weather9405
      @weather9405 4 года назад

      why tho?

    • @ulises.-.5455
      @ulises.-.5455 4 года назад

      @@shulamitwhatsittoya6550 late but do you have the link?

    • @shulamitwhatsittoya6550
      @shulamitwhatsittoya6550 4 года назад +1

      @@ulises.-.5455 ruclips.net/video/D5O_W8yDig4/видео.html

  • @Jayerbruh
    @Jayerbruh 3 года назад +62

    that’s actually so sad that she would embrace joseph even after him being a shit partner

  • @ey8648
    @ey8648 4 года назад +1485

    Mom: Sees 28 year-old japanese boy
    *Thinks it's a wrinkly grey-haired 80 year old white man*

    • @garsifeld4510
      @garsifeld4510 4 года назад +82

      To be fair I think she slept with him when he looked more like stardust crusaders Joseph but still

    • @nikolatodorov6639
      @nikolatodorov6639 4 года назад +65

      MetalFrogg 60 years old, because it was 1983 when they had an affair. Plus hamon can keep you young for longer than regular humans.

    • @ey8648
      @ey8648 4 года назад +13

      @@nikolatodorov6639 She knows that 20 years passed and he will look a lot older

    • @yoshikagekira3817
      @yoshikagekira3817 4 года назад

      It

    • @king_thanos_2116
      @king_thanos_2116 4 года назад +6

      @@nikolatodorov6639 But he did not use hamon to keep younger

  • @closet7401
    @closet7401 4 года назад +708

    1:11 she seems very crestfallen. Her father just died and she finds momentary solace at the thought of Joseph coming back, only to find out that's not the case.

    • @thejonguy3248
      @thejonguy3248 4 года назад +81

      Yeah that’s actually very sad. Poor miss Higashikata :(

    • @daddy_.rome0
      @daddy_.rome0 3 года назад +93

      Nah she was thinking of smashing Jotaro

    • @jackolantern5183
      @jackolantern5183 3 года назад +16

      @@daddy_.rome0 I thought she looks more annoyed

    • @daddy_.rome0
      @daddy_.rome0 3 года назад +10

      @@jackolantern5183 possibly but I think she must be a stand user. Her senses softened the moment she saw long schlong requiem.

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko 3 года назад +50

      i thought she was shocked because jotaro said he was joseph's *grandson*

  • @CidGuerreiro1234
    @CidGuerreiro1234 5 лет назад +1449

    In another timeline, Jotaro smashed it just to get back at Josuke for messing up his hat.

    • @harizirfan5117
      @harizirfan5117 5 лет назад +75

      And jolyne is born

    • @user-qj7mx3ro8k
      @user-qj7mx3ro8k 5 лет назад +154

      @@harizirfan5117 This family bloodline is already fucked up so who cares now, Jotaro should have banged Josuke's mom.
      Revenge for his hat

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 лет назад +73

      @@user-qj7mx3ro8k He is not his grandfather, who banged Josuke's mom as revenge for the Japanese stealing his precious daughter and on Suzy Q for not sending that important telegram

    • @petrsvoboda3207
      @petrsvoboda3207 4 года назад +75

      when your nephew is also your step-dad

    • @GaiusIntrepidus
      @GaiusIntrepidus 4 года назад +3

      @@demdude1744 hey atleast theres Doppio

  • @Silly_Illidan
    @Silly_Illidan 3 года назад +25

    Josuke's mom mirrored the dazed expression Joseph had when he realised that Lisa Lisa was his mom

  • @danielj4996
    @danielj4996 5 лет назад +374

    I love every time Jotaro has screen time a stardust crusaders theme softly sounds in the background , it’s very fitting

    • @tungabunga4107
      @tungabunga4107 4 года назад +6

      Its his theme

    • @abhrajitdhar4628
      @abhrajitdhar4628 4 года назад +18

      It's his Part 4 theme: Stardust Man Appears

    • @liamrileyborres
      @liamrileyborres 3 года назад +5

      @@tungabunga4107 I think the actual name is called Stardust Crusaders.
      The name of the song, I mean.

    • @tungabunga4107
      @tungabunga4107 3 года назад +1

      @@liamrileyborres no its not

    • @liamrileyborres
      @liamrileyborres 3 года назад +2

      @@tungabunga4107 I asked Alexa and it said it was, maybe different songs but leitmotif?

  • @donotpressmyprofilepic1127
    @donotpressmyprofilepic1127 4 года назад +397

    Jotaro : Take a look at me no wrinkles
    "proceeds to stare at his balls"

    • @FROST_HUGGER
      @FROST_HUGGER 3 года назад +18

      Because joseph has some wrinkles in his balls

    • @ch4d.O_o
      @ch4d.O_o 3 года назад +6

      @@FROST_HUGGER LMAOOO

  • @soggynoodles6250
    @soggynoodles6250 8 лет назад +4024

    how can he be mistaken for joseph....JOSEPH WAS 65

    • @sterlingmuse5808
      @sterlingmuse5808 8 лет назад +911

      They do have a very similar frame, actually. Before Joseph went senile, they even had the same shoulders.

    • @ProjectLDV
      @ProjectLDV 7 лет назад +416

      Wondering the same thing, it only makes sense if she's comparing Jotaro to young Joseph who looks almost exactly like Jotaro.

    • @4Roman204
      @4Roman204 7 лет назад +264

      ProjectLDV Well, Joseph made Josuke with her in his 60's. Not so young, if you think about it.

    • @siraphopcheepudomwit5502
      @siraphopcheepudomwit5502 7 лет назад +90

      Maybe Hamon Breath?

    • @Mepphy99
      @Mepphy99 7 лет назад +1

      Logic

  • @elr6212
    @elr6212 4 года назад +46

    Shame that we never got to see Joseph and Josuke’s mom reunite in the show. That would have been hilarious

  • @MoonHowler340
    @MoonHowler340 4 года назад +733

    Jotaro: I'm not Joseph take a look
    Tomoko: *camera stops at **0:49** to take a look*

    • @jackolantern5183
      @jackolantern5183 3 года назад +9

      Ikr

    • @howardmenton9286
      @howardmenton9286 3 года назад +5

      HAHA i just noticed it

    • @rangopistacho6928
      @rangopistacho6928 3 года назад +61

      Jotaro: my eyes are up here, good grief and your a relative as well

    • @killherqueen
      @killherqueen Год назад +12

      FINALLY someone noticed damn
      "Wait u aren't Joseph? hmm lemme check smth rq"
      😱
      "Ok nvm yep you aren't him..."

    • @pkmntrainerred4247
      @pkmntrainerred4247 Год назад

      That pause would've led to something entirely different if this was something other than JOJO

  • @sabersroommate8293
    @sabersroommate8293 4 года назад +834

    0:28
    Jotaro: Ok think about your happy place Jotaro. Jolyne, my wife and Dolphins.

    • @gangrenousgandalf2102
      @gangrenousgandalf2102 4 года назад +111

      Kakyoin,

    • @vanguardRailgun924
      @vanguardRailgun924 3 года назад +88

      I think you mean Dolphins Dolphins and Kakyoin

    • @emanuelescobarlizarro8258
      @emanuelescobarlizarro8258 3 года назад +8

      Why tf are there so many damn dolphin jokes

    • @Julia-cp9nt
      @Julia-cp9nt 3 года назад

      by 1999 jotaro was already divorced

    • @itsanegg5639
      @itsanegg5639 3 года назад +73

      @@Julia-cp9nt nope. He divorced when jolyne was 14. So he divorced her in 2006. Also even after being divorced jotaro's wife called him dear. And it's been stated that jotaro was away from his family to protect them

  • @galaxyatomics
    @galaxyatomics 5 лет назад +168

    1:08 “ I’m here to see my uncle. Is he here?”

    • @eggjason
      @eggjason 4 года назад +5

      Your what?

    • @BrunoSantos-jp1lv
      @BrunoSantos-jp1lv 4 года назад +2

      @@eggjason Josuke is Jotaro's uncle

    • @eggjason
      @eggjason 4 года назад +2

      @@BrunoSantos-jp1lv I know I just want to make funier

  • @TheHollowedKing754
    @TheHollowedKing754 2 месяца назад +5

    Even though he’s matured tremendously, I love how Jotaro still walks around with his hands in his pockets, dude’s just too cool to have his hands swaying around even at 28 lol

  • @JudyRChung
    @JudyRChung 5 лет назад +312

    * kakyion needs to know your location*

  • @bentowers7743
    @bentowers7743 7 лет назад +752

    1:12 She's fantasizing about her and Jotaro

    • @roxisultimate8152
      @roxisultimate8152 5 лет назад +115

      She imagined how her life would be if banged by Jotaro not his grandpa

    • @eggcelentrat4005
      @eggcelentrat4005 4 года назад +61

      "I think I can make this work"

    • @roxisultimate8152
      @roxisultimate8152 4 года назад +21

      @@eggcelentrat4005 will you make the doujin?

    • @bruhbruh6294
      @bruhbruh6294 4 года назад +49

      @@roxisultimate8152 dont fucking give him ideas

    • @doublecircus
      @doublecircus 4 года назад +1

      read if gay shhhhh

  • @shduduwuhsdhi1951
    @shduduwuhsdhi1951 5 лет назад +859

    1:19 That “Eh” was the cutest thing ever

    • @neamtu7067
      @neamtu7067 4 года назад +74

      Second only to literally every one of Holly Joestar's lines

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla 4 года назад +13

      @@neamtu7067 specially the panties line

    • @kingibita
      @kingibita 4 года назад +9

      Perfect waifu "Eh"

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 4 года назад +25

      @@neamtu7067 Kakyoin would be proud

    • @TheMinekBolt
      @TheMinekBolt 4 года назад +10

      This is what "?" sounds like

  • @dmitrykhvostik5975
    @dmitrykhvostik5975 3 года назад +60

    When you realized that Amy Rose confusing Shadow the hedgehog with Sonic was a JoJo reference

  • @Roderickthegray
    @Roderickthegray 5 лет назад +505

    1:12
    “I wonder... since Joseph’s not here, maybe his grandson would like to...
    Jotaro: Mam... Have you seen Josuke or not😑

  • @MaheshwarChandra
    @MaheshwarChandra 4 года назад +361

    I’ve seen this scene so many times but I just noticed there’s a piano version of jotaros theme there and it’s amazing

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko 3 года назад +10

      ikr it's so soothing, in contrast to the original of electric guitars lmao

    • @bluevortexpng1211
      @bluevortexpng1211 3 года назад +15

      i also like how the music changes from part 3 joseph's theme to jotaro's piano theme once tomoko realizes he's not joseph

    • @VermillionMonk
      @VermillionMonk 3 года назад +8

      From memory the Jotaro piano theme is called "Travellers who rest" or something like that

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 7 лет назад +350

    "SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI ..."
    *Jotaro gets PTSD and summons Star Platinum:* "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!"

  • @catgirlpaws
    @catgirlpaws 3 года назад +359

    jotaro is huge

  • @definition6486
    @definition6486 4 года назад +617

    0:48 i like how the camera stutters at the crotch for a second lmfao

    • @drstryker2433
      @drstryker2433 4 года назад +142

      Its just because jotaro has a massive cock.

    • @tenteclz8731
      @tenteclz8731 4 года назад +63

      DrStryker243 it would of costed you nothing to say this

    • @drstryker2433
      @drstryker2433 4 года назад +188

      @@tenteclz8731 Jotaro is canonically 6'5'' and wears 2 belts, and you're trying to tell me that he doesn't have a huge cock? you can't deny the truth.

    • @RandomThings12
      @RandomThings12 4 года назад +101

      so we really gonna discuss about the overall massiveness of a fictional character's cock

    • @anotherpracticeboy40hrs57
      @anotherpracticeboy40hrs57 4 года назад +62

      Random Things YES YESYES YES

  • @ssjayden2813
    @ssjayden2813 5 лет назад +169

    1:12 thats her processing that he just said he’s Josephs grandson

  • @MBGroth
    @MBGroth 4 года назад +138

    Good ol' Jotaro. Says something cool then takes off in a Corolla.

  • @highsenbergg8894
    @highsenbergg8894 3 года назад +48

    1:12 she's imagining how the smash would go.

    • @magicfish8213
      @magicfish8213 6 месяцев назад +2

      "Hermit Purple and Hamon!"

  • @jotaro9909
    @jotaro9909 5 лет назад +315

    I still look damn sexy. Yare Yare Daze...

  • @vinniekiro
    @vinniekiro 7 лет назад +663

    1:56
    DEJA V- wrong anime

    • @ChrissyBoykins10
      @ChrissyBoykins10 5 лет назад

      @Asocial Toast DOUBLE TRACK DRIFTING

    • @malev0lent
      @malev0lent 4 года назад +2

      Its funny because takahashi ryosuke is voiced by daisuke ono and takehito koyasu

    • @hk-ex4gw
      @hk-ex4gw 4 года назад +2

      I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

  • @lanihawj
    @lanihawj 4 года назад +168

    Joseph, "How dare those Japanese take my sweet adorable little girl from me....*sees Josuke's mom* time to take vengeance".

    • @gangrenousgandalf2102
      @gangrenousgandalf2102 4 года назад +30

      Oh my god. This makes so much sense. Josuke was born because Joseph wanted revenge on Japan!

  • @laziness6641
    @laziness6641 3 года назад +12

    Jotaro is the only introvert, who's not lazy. He does what he must, but never does more than he should

  • @LunarSovereign
    @LunarSovereign 4 года назад +90

    I never noticed how Jotaro's theme starts playing when she's looking him over, but it's like a slower, sillier piano tune. I love it.

  • @LittleMissGuillotine
    @LittleMissGuillotine 6 лет назад +172

    this is actualy a really sad scean, she hides what must be anguish at thinking the love of her life had come back to her in her time of need turning out to just be someone here looking for her son.

    • @HeIsAnAli
      @HeIsAnAli 6 лет назад +60

      And the realization that she was about to go to town on her son's nephew...

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 лет назад +10

      @@HeIsAnAli Not a single damn was likely given about that part.

  • @TheScyphozoa
    @TheScyphozoa 8 лет назад +265

    SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

    • @edgegod4223
      @edgegod4223 8 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @RedwindAndBeyond
      @RedwindAndBeyond 8 лет назад +28

      TheScyphozoa Would her stand be called "Get Low"?

    • @DrakeVagabond
      @DrakeVagabond 8 лет назад +8

      Ali Hamad Qabazard her attacks would be "To the window" and "to the wall"

    • @RedwindAndBeyond
      @RedwindAndBeyond 8 лет назад +4

      ***** And when she does her battle cry "Skeet Skeet Skeet" she will end it with "God Damn".

    • @RedwindAndBeyond
      @RedwindAndBeyond 8 лет назад +5

      ***** I would imagine her stand bashing someone to the window and to the wall that would be brutal.

  • @rainmakerr5209
    @rainmakerr5209 3 года назад +25

    This scene is even funnier when you realise that he has a wife and daughter at that point

  • @wonjers
    @wonjers 4 года назад +147

    Even if it wouldn't be a good idea at all, I still really wanted to see a Tomoko and Joseph interaction

  • @NotTheWheel
    @NotTheWheel 7 лет назад +217

    I guess we can assume that Joseph didn't have beard when he last saw Tomoko. (Since both Jotaro and Joseph have similar facial features) Probably explains why Joseph had a beard in Part 3 etc; It was so he'd be harder to recognize in public if he ever went back to Japan. Yet a subtle but additional layer to Josephs infidelity.

    • @seiteisauzaa8016
      @seiteisauzaa8016 7 лет назад +16

      You do realize Araki haven't thought about this at the point of writing Stardust? He originally planned to make Jojo to have 3 parts only. Probably haven't even thought about the next chapter when he wrote this one. It never cease to amaze me when people who are seemingly a fan of Jojo get the totally wrong idea about Araki and the way he writes and the things he prioritize.

    • @NotTheWheel
      @NotTheWheel 7 лет назад +56

      The tone of this message I can't say I'm particularly fond of your choice of words.. Anyways I never stated it as factual or how Araki had intended it. It was just an interpretation. I'm surprised at how presumptuous you were. At any rate it doesn't matter really. Just take care when you speak out in such a way.. I may not know what Araki intends in his work, he is rather forgetful and writes as he goes, but not one of us is an Authority on Araki and his works are we?

  • @BlueFlameBird
    @BlueFlameBird 7 лет назад +284

    1:12 Tomoko.exe has stopped working

    • @bentowers7743
      @bentowers7743 7 лет назад +41

      She was fantasizing about her and Jotaro

  • @keishikura
    @keishikura 3 года назад +17

    My homs Jotaro deserves some respect here. He traveled to Morioh to face off the consequences of his Gramp's sins. Gosh, he even expected to be hit by Josuke