Wacky Last Meals

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @doomqwer
    @doomqwer 2 года назад +9718

    Last meal started out because they did not want their ghost coming back to haunt them, basically last meals are bribes for ghosts.

    • @Loaves_of_Cat
      @Loaves_of_Cat 2 года назад +1183

      Then the guy who got spaghetti instead of spaghetti-o is definitely haunting the prison and the prison guard who got his order wrong

    • @ifatomic
      @ifatomic 2 года назад +321

      @@Loaves_of_Cat I know some guards and I've even talked to some guys that have gotten out of prison or even just sometimes the old county jails, and they will all tell you they're haunted.

    • @daedalus_00
      @daedalus_00 2 года назад +208

      That must be why they didn't honor that one guy's request for dirt.

    • @Xetan123
      @Xetan123 2 года назад +136

      I don't believe in ghosts, but if any places are haunted it would be prisons, and asylums.

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 2 года назад +29

      That's sick. 100% on board with that.

  • @Sakkeru96
    @Sakkeru96 Год назад +922

    "I did not get my spaghetti-o's. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this." sounds like a line straight out of Empress Teresa and I cannot stop laughing now I've had that thought.

    • @manwhatdoiputhere
      @manwhatdoiputhere Год назад +15

      HOLY SHIT

    • @Sakkeru96
      @Sakkeru96 Год назад +6

      @@manwhatdoiputhere right?!

    • @Naixatloz
      @Naixatloz Год назад +3

      oh my god??

    • @Sakkeru96
      @Sakkeru96 Год назад +11

      In case this becomes a thread I want to say: my knowledge of that book comes entirely from KrimsonRogue's incredible review/critique. Haven't read it and am not inclined to ever try - I'm quite sure I will not benefit from the experience. But I thought I might as well provide context just for the sake of it, so here ya go.

    • @TonySpike
      @TonySpike 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@Sakkeru96 having also watched that review ...i often catch myself wondering if it is possible for me (a person who cant write to save his life) to re-write Empress Theresa and have it actually make sense 😂

  • @mariothane8754
    @mariothane8754 Год назад +1931

    Giving the guy who asked for magic dirt so his soul would haunt the earth a yogurt was the biggest middle finger to a super villain origin story that I’ve ever heard.

    • @skygard49
      @skygard49 Год назад +133

      Him: So where's my 'food'? ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ
      The prison: 🖕•_•🍦

    • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
      @standard-carrier-wo-chan Год назад +96

      This should be the plot of a fantasy RPG story. Just like:
      Hero: "Why did you do this? The billions of death, why?"
      Undead Lord: "All I wanted for my death row last meal was some dirt, and the fools can't even do that!"

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +26

      Except that he won't be an undead supervillain ghost without the dirt :D

    • @amandabarrow8094
      @amandabarrow8094 Год назад +5

      ​@@standard-carrier-wo-chan
      Might I suggest "ELONA"?
      It's not word for word what you suggested, but I don't think you'll be disappoonted. If anything, you'll be appointed.😊

    • @ireallycantthinkofaname4726
      @ireallycantthinkofaname4726 Год назад +2

      Yes

  • @fight.the.rhythm
    @fight.the.rhythm 2 года назад +7700

    I find eating "tombstone" pizza before death quite humorous.

    • @user-fe7bo5mm1o
      @user-fe7bo5mm1o 2 года назад +42

      ok

    • @fight.the.rhythm
      @fight.the.rhythm 2 года назад +126

      @@user-fe7bo5mm1o ok

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 года назад +152

      IKR, but still I would be pissed if I got frozen pizza instead of dominoes.

    • @blueballs8
      @blueballs8 2 года назад +7

      Haha! That it is!

    • @tiltingwindmill
      @tiltingwindmill 2 года назад +53

      Yup. I think he missed a perfect opening to a joke there. Or maybe it was too obvious. Dunno. But I thought the same as you.

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston 2 года назад +7945

    KFC as a last meal makes sense. Eating enough of the famous poultry-like substance can quickly generate so much arterial plaque that the execution drugs can't circulate, thus making the prisoner immune to lethal injection. However, this would ultimately result in a painful death of liquefying into a puddle of grease and secret spices.

    • @quartzuniverse3763
      @quartzuniverse3763 2 года назад +500

      KFC is made of death row inmates :0

    • @HaganConnell
      @HaganConnell 2 года назад +94

      Mfers ordering Soylent Green

    • @KrazyKyle-ij9vb
      @KrazyKyle-ij9vb 2 года назад +308

      I mean, that just sounds like a normal experience at KFC, especially when you get the mashed potatoes with gravy.
      The lethal stuff is the gravy.

    • @pandamonium9255
      @pandamonium9255 2 года назад +60

      Id be all for it if i turned into brown gravy instead.

    • @espressocookie8965
      @espressocookie8965 2 года назад +113

      this is like a huggbees video. It seems pretty ok at first, but as it goes on, you realize that it's full of shit. you just don't know what exactly isn't full of shit

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Год назад +1240

    Fun fact: The story behind that one guy who wanted a vegetarian pizza to be given to a homeless man is actually kinda tragic. He was essentially framed by the police that apprehended him for the shooting of a police officer with a gun that he did not and _could not_ have owned or used. It's almost certain that the police themselves accidentally shot that officer and had someone else suffer the consequences for their actions.

    • @Piss_Off_Plz
      @Piss_Off_Plz Год назад +163

      It's America. What do you expect?

    • @tulipfera710
      @tulipfera710 Год назад +130

      I imagine a lot of these stories are similar. You can neverbe too quick to judge even if they are on death row

    • @celuler22
      @celuler22 Год назад +58

      ​@@Piss_Off_Plzthats far from a America only problem

    • @Schnipps
      @Schnipps Год назад +47

      @@celuler22 No, but it happens there a lot. So it isn't surprising they did it

    • @Flipdagoose
      @Flipdagoose Год назад +105

      so his last wish was to help someone else when nobody could help him...
      ...damn

  • @aelvric7579
    @aelvric7579 2 года назад +2323

    I like to imagine that every Texas death row convict that goes to hell immediately asks for the location of Lawrence Russell Brewer, all in order to get revenge for the last meal thing

    • @tdc3477
      @tdc3477 2 года назад +19

      I had a special last meal in mind if I ever was falsely convicted, glad to know this prick ruined dying

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 года назад +8

      @@tdc3477 Just commit your 168 counts of murder outside of Texas

    • @tdc3477
      @tdc3477 2 года назад +105

      @@nuclearbomb9483 where else am I going to get a giant whataburger last meal???

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 2 года назад +25

      @@tdc3477 Florida?

    • @trashpanda2447
      @trashpanda2447 2 года назад +28

      @@0v_x0 sadly I don't think we have whataburgers here

  • @KirbyLinkACW
    @KirbyLinkACW 2 года назад +2577

    The fact that you can see the computer screen clear as day in his sunglasses tied this all together.

    • @Overqualification
      @Overqualification 2 года назад +55

      I was staring at it the entire video

    • @tyranno-solei-rex
      @tyranno-solei-rex 2 года назад +27

      i didn’t realize until you mentioned it, and now i can’t stop looking at his shades 😭✋

    • @JR-zp3nw
      @JR-zp3nw 2 года назад +49

      It looks like his shades have eyeballs.

    • @grecco_buckliano
      @grecco_buckliano 2 года назад +23

      I want them to blink, like real eyeballs would.

    • @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13
      @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13 2 года назад

      * Undertaker has entered the chat *

  • @dog7426
    @dog7426 Год назад +236

    I had a teacher who said he would ask for a McRib and a Shamrock Shake for a last meal since they’re never on the menu at the same time so the prison couldn’t kill him until they figured something out.

    • @HungerGamesFan00
      @HungerGamesFan00 Год назад +35

      theyd just give him a mcrib and a vanilla shake, maybe with some mint and green food coloring if theyre feeling generous

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat Год назад

      You can get McRibs year round, just not from a McDonald's. The company that processes and packages McRib patties still makes them, they just get sold to other places too, anyone who has boneless pork ribs is buying the McRib origin source patties. I know this because my neighbor got a few huge boxes full of these patties for free because she gets a lot of bulk donated items from surplus from food brands and she gives 8t to her parents, and if they don't like something they give it to us, so we got a couple boxes and filled our freezer with McRibs. And this wasn't any time when they'd been available in the restaurant recently, so apparently the factories just make them and find other ways to get them sold when McDonald's isn't using them.
      And no it's not a generic brand like McRib, the factory packaged boxes said McRib: packaged for McDonald's corporation by (can't remember the name of the meat processing and packaging plant but you get it). I had McRibs whenever I wanted for like a year.

    • @raneemrashid6439
      @raneemrashid6439 Год назад +13

      That's a great idea but I'm like 90% sure they keep the Shamrock syrup in the back year round, pretty much every fast food place I worked at kept that stuff until the next year because they didn't want to run out in the first few weeks it was available

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting 5 месяцев назад +5

      ⁠@@raneemrashid6439I can confirm as a McDonald’s employee that they don’t keep it in the back year round, we only get them in january or so. So if the McRib starts in late november and the restaurant gets the Shamrock Shake EXTREMELY early then we can have an execution.

  • @CarlMax001
    @CarlMax001 2 года назад +1862

    Giving the person that they're about to kill tombstone pizza really is a giant middle finger

    • @glossyplane542
      @glossyplane542 Год назад

      Yeah I honestly don’t care what he did that was just a dick move. No matter what he did you’re about to kill him let him have the pizza he wants.

    • @jenniferbeth3018
      @jenniferbeth3018 Год назад +33

      Heh, tombstone.

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber Год назад +41

      For me, i'd go "JOKES ON YOU: I'M INTO THAT SHIT" because I don't have high standards for pizza. Frozen or fresh: pizza is way better than no pizza. lol

    • @MimikyuCookie
      @MimikyuCookie Год назад

      @@UBvtuberit’s a pun

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber Год назад

      @@MimikyuCookie don't care, they aint gettin free pizza lol

  • @dinkledonker801
    @dinkledonker801 2 года назад +3422

    Could you imagine working at one of those restaurants knowing you're making someone's last meal? I mean I'm sure the prison orders it anonymously but could you imagine. "Fuck Greg I'm gonna kill whoever ordered this much chicken" "Well Tom do I have good news for you"

    • @spaniel5657
      @spaniel5657 2 года назад

      I’d spit in it

    • @sunbirth4795
      @sunbirth4795 2 года назад +66

      @Patrick Bateman thanks pat

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin Год назад +35

      Well, bittersweet. You didn't get to pull the trigger here, but at least the job's done.

    • @ryleighmiller900
      @ryleighmiller900 Год назад +3

      😂😂

    • @NobodyEverExisted
      @NobodyEverExisted Год назад +7

      I wouldn’t be as happy, I would want my hands to be bloody, and then go to prison so I can have free healthcare in america

  • @angryrash8798
    @angryrash8798 2 года назад +834

    Moral of the story: only insane murderers so bad that they are put to death for their crimes order a steak well-done.

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 2 года назад +36

      Wait, I prefer mine... Oh no.

    • @rodimusmaximus3912
      @rodimusmaximus3912 Год назад +27

      Well done steak isn't bad, you just don't know how to cook it without drying it out. I'll be back with more harsh realities to pop your ego bubble next week! and btw I order mine med-rare so don't even try it.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 Год назад +11

      Haha well done steak bad
      Grow up.

    • @elbananitolokito
      @elbananitolokito Год назад

      You know by insulting them they will kill you right?

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin Год назад +1

      ​​@@axehead45 Literally the opposite is true but okay. Sure. You know better than professional chefs, I guess.

  • @CeoOfAir
    @CeoOfAir 2 года назад +3506

    the lack of fiberglass insulation as a last meal genuinely worries me

    • @atomicreactor6033
      @atomicreactor6033 2 года назад +94

      What? Who the fuck asks for fiberglass insulation?

    • @Mahsterch
      @Mahsterch 2 года назад +448

      @@atomicreactor6033 who doesn't you monster????

    • @atomicreactor6033
      @atomicreactor6033 2 года назад +280

      @@Mahsterch I'm sadly in a small group of people whose bodies can't handle it

    • @welcomefire
      @welcomefire 2 года назад +27

      Um. I'm surprised by the lack of exexuting meals, but...

    • @bcikablam3578
      @bcikablam3578 2 года назад +172

      Forbidden cotton candy as my last meal is now on my bucket list if I become an insane criminal mastermind

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 2 года назад +3245

    I think the rule was if you named a specific restaurant they'd get it for you, otherwise it's coming from the kitchen. So anyone who wanted chicken but didn't want prison food had to name a restaurant that serves chicken and is nearby to their prison. The prisoners don't know what the local restaurant scene is like outside their specific prison, but they do know that there's always going to be a KFC nearby.
    I wonder if KFC has a special partnership with death row prisons. Like what make-a-wish has with Disney World, except the opposite.

    • @airbornemelody6156
      @airbornemelody6156 2 года назад +160

      LMFAO- please it’s four am i never laugh at comments but this is the peak of my humour. disney world partnership with KFC yknow i can see it 😭 they’ve just got fuckin jailcell bar designs on the kfc buckets-

    • @gamingmoyai3950
      @gamingmoyai3950 2 года назад +34

      Ah yes, MAKE-A-DEATH, partners with prisons and KFC.

    • @jahredharrison4069
      @jahredharrison4069 2 года назад +231

      If you spend more than $30 on your order the colonel himself will perform the execution absolutely free

    • @nerdstop5025
      @nerdstop5025 2 года назад +25

      @@jahredharrison4069 he'll even lick your fingers and say "they're finger lickin delicious" before devouring the corpse, to make sure they're dead.

    • @larsonfars7477
      @larsonfars7477 2 года назад +94

      Make-a-deathwish

  • @dissaprovingsteven7081
    @dissaprovingsteven7081 2 года назад +302

    The idea that the guy who wanted to eat dirt instead just got a singular yogurt is something else. I can imagine whatever collective 'them' was in charge of the ordeal just being like "What?? He wants what??? No?? Steal part of Jerry's lunch and give him that."

    • @simon_969
      @simon_969 Год назад +26

      At least Jerry get to eat magic voodoo dirt win win

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@simon_969Jerry: Why do I see ghosts?

    • @bethany.k.1111
      @bethany.k.1111 3 месяца назад

      what makes me laugh is bro only got one yogurt cup too 😭 that barely counts as a fruit in school lunches that’s so foul

  • @trstmeimadctr
    @trstmeimadctr 2 года назад +679

    He wanted Spagettio-O's so his last words could be "Uh oh, Spaghetti-O's"

  • @basicallyananimator9030
    @basicallyananimator9030 2 года назад +869

    Fritz Harman: " An expensive cigar and some Brazillian coffee "
    Prison Guard: " Alright. "
    *FRITZ STARTS EATING THE FUCKING CIGAR*

    • @cursedbeans5560
      @cursedbeans5560 Год назад +123

      *smokes the coffee*

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin Год назад

      ​@@cursedbeans5560 *shoves the cup in his ass*

    • @swordfishxd-
      @swordfishxd- Год назад +68

      @@cursedbeans5560 *DRINKS THE CUP*

    • @m4rauder
      @m4rauder Год назад +44

      ​@Loganhumandude*COOKS THE TABLE*

    • @williamafton8077
      @williamafton8077 Год назад +11

      Eats the prison including the ppl

  • @Oneiromatic
    @Oneiromatic 2 года назад +127

    I will never forget about this teenage boy who asked for a stick of gum as his last meal and was denied. After his execution, it turned out he was innocent.

    • @gl4ssmunch3r36
      @gl4ssmunch3r36 2 года назад +1

      People really are dumb

    • @treheartbreak9277
      @treheartbreak9277 11 месяцев назад +17

      Really goes to show that life is a game show with shitty prizes sometimes and you can do is sit back and let God spin the wheel for you

  • @misci26
    @misci26 2 года назад +4997

    This man has everything-- a great and hilarious personality, a beard, and COOL SHADES?! There's no way he's single

    • @Cactus_fucker
      @Cactus_fucker 2 года назад +267

      Thats the thing, he isnt

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 года назад +535

      He's married to every woman on earth

    • @AchievedZeus574
      @AchievedZeus574 2 года назад +163

      He's got all the bitches

    • @AdamantLifts
      @AdamantLifts 2 года назад +153

      There’s a peer reviewed study here that says this man gets all the bitches

    • @double_doubler
      @double_doubler 2 года назад +69

      Postal dude?

  • @SwoteOffical
    @SwoteOffical 2 года назад +2900

    I would probably ask for a filling machine for my last meal

    • @sniper_4d786
      @sniper_4d786 2 года назад +78

      @rakine just go away u money hungry person.

    • @axorandom
      @axorandom 2 года назад +141

      @rakine okay but do you like filling machines

    • @xItzRevenge
      @xItzRevenge 2 года назад +90

      Does nobody realize how hilarious the thing this bot just said is?

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 года назад +78

      A syringe with the lethal injection is technically a filling machine

    • @Mazaroth
      @Mazaroth 2 года назад +21

      I'd have a filling machine with chocolate mint sides, and a rinsing machine to wash it all down.

  • @TopazToken
    @TopazToken Год назад +38

    13:40
    "Woncrastashire Sauce? Womcristali Sauce? Worbekester Sauce? Weastcheaster sauce?" - Huggbees, 2022

  • @thesupergamer5894
    @thesupergamer5894 2 года назад +1870

    Fun Fact, in Japan if you're on death row they don't tell you when your day is... you just have to sit knowing everyday could be your last

    • @dumbomni2859
      @dumbomni2859 Год назад +303

      This fact is as fun as being the prisoner on death row 💀

    • @tiyaku
      @tiyaku Год назад +163

      That's so Japan for some reason

    • @rjuniperr
      @rjuniperr Год назад +130

      That’s also what cartels do, though obviously less horrible. They do mock executions frequently, so the person has no idea if the next one is going to be the real deal or not

    • @sureindubitably3771
      @sureindubitably3771 Год назад +19

      ​​@@tiyaku yeah, sounds like Japan in like 19th or 20th century

    • @youthoughtaboutit6946
      @youthoughtaboutit6946 Год назад +78

      That…actually sounds like a pretty good policy. I mean, if somebody did something heinous enough to deserve the death penalty in the first place, chances are it’s enough to warrant them living in fear every day of the inevitable too.

  • @houuse
    @houuse 2 года назад +784

    Not even 2 sentences in, and I've been called a piece of shit. Love you Huggbees.

    • @isuckatediting6898
      @isuckatediting6898 2 года назад +7

      @@nichole4684 🤨

    • @kasb9767
      @kasb9767 2 года назад +31

      @@nichole4684 Please come home. Your mother and I miss you very much, and even though we are disappointed, you're still our little girl.

  • @maxwellmarques1607
    @maxwellmarques1607 Год назад +45

    "Next up is John Wayne Gacey. I don't think I need to tell you who that is."
    Historians 3000 years in the future: GOD DAMN IT!

  • @timb6558
    @timb6558 2 года назад +2974

    The unpitted olive is the most commonly requested last meal. It's thought that if an olive tree grows from your grave, it proves your innocence.

    • @professordoungut
      @professordoungut 2 года назад +362

      Oh damn that’s strange and sad and interesting

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 2 года назад +489

      I googled it & the most commonly requested last meals are actually comfort food like steak, burgers, pie, etc.

    • @timb6558
      @timb6558 2 года назад +182

      @@Fanimati0n Huh. You're right. I thought I'd read that the olive was #1, but yeah sounds like comfort food.

    • @angrytwxgaming8423
      @angrytwxgaming8423 2 года назад +183

      @@themichael3410 stomach acid can't break down plants.
      It's the same reason why a swallowed cherry pit isn't harmful unless cracked/crushed. A single cherry pit can land you in the hospital unless you swallow it whole.
      Same with an olive pit. Stomach acid is surprisingly weak against the natural membrane of plants.

    • @denialty2660
      @denialty2660 2 года назад +30

      @@themichael3410 Well, cows do have four stomachs.

  • @frogchamp.
    @frogchamp. 2 года назад +559

    My last meal would be an entire bag of Haribo's Sugar Free Gummy Bears. I wanna go out making as much a mess as i can

    • @quandaledingle1223
      @quandaledingle1223 Год назад +33

      My last MEAL would be loaded with food i never tried:Cheetos,takis,seaweed,sushi,hershey's chocolate,Rice,P R I N G L E S,kfc,mushroom,etc...

    • @notbob555
      @notbob555 Год назад +47

      @@quandaledingle1223 I wonder where you live that you haven't tried any of those. It's a weird list.

    • @quandaledingle1223
      @quandaledingle1223 Год назад +10

      @@notbob555 Italy

    • @notbob555
      @notbob555 Год назад +36

      @@quandaledingle1223 Never had the chance to eat mushrooms in Italy?

    • @relinquiem
      @relinquiem Год назад +4

      @@quandaledingle1223 i have eaten sea cabagge in the past, pretty delicious if you ask my low food standards hah

  • @adonai3191
    @adonai3191 2 года назад +57

    The fact that he wanted it sugar free is great. Still looking out for his health before he dies

  • @1_argon_198
    @1_argon_198 2 года назад +833

    The recurring Worcestershire sauce meme is hilarious and will never get old, as long as he does it.

    • @theslamjamfrincisco2820
      @theslamjamfrincisco2820 2 года назад +31

      Live near Worcester and I will die before I stop getting mad at people saying wrong

    • @baconstrips6260
      @baconstrips6260 2 года назад +12

      @@theslamjamfrincisco2820
      Holy shit man, wait till you hear how Americans pronounce Leicester!
      I am not joking they say "LESS-TER", like it's someone's name!

    • @DoctorNemmo
      @DoctorNemmo 2 года назад

      @@theslamjamfrincisco2820 Gurdsosstershyr?

    • @alexandria_astrom
      @alexandria_astrom 2 года назад +18

      @@baconstrips6260 But...
      But that is how it is pronounced...

    • @nourdjaoui3214
      @nourdjaoui3214 2 года назад +4

      I remember there is a game where anyone who pronounces worchister sauce correctly is automaticly an elderich horror

  • @kingaspendude
    @kingaspendude 2 года назад +1850

    Last meals actually exist to fill the stomach which can often help with electrocution and dull the pain, and it also can be good to give someone something so they feel more complied to go with you to be executed, and food can actually make you feel better which is why some people comfort eat, because saliva contains painkillers and serotonin, it’s actually really interesting

    • @Plane_Person
      @Plane_Person 2 года назад +47

      Okay so either you or top comment is lying

    • @rycushiest7190
      @rycushiest7190 2 года назад +3

      Ratio

    • @kingaspendude
      @kingaspendude 2 года назад +126

      @@Plane_Person neither are lying, I’m talking about last meals in general and they went into detail on the specific meal. You know multiple things can happen in the body at once right?

    • @irunstreety4307
      @irunstreety4307 2 года назад +19

      Ratio failed

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 2 года назад +12

      @@Plane_Person What does this have to do with someone finding eating a "Tombstone" pizza as a last meal funny?

  • @victore8342
    @victore8342 2 года назад +96

    I did 6 years in Arkansas state prison. On scheduled execution dates, the whole prison system served fried chicken, cake, and mashed potatoes to all inmates. Most of the few scheduled executions were stayed or reprieved, so it all worked out for us. I was already paroled when those 4 men were executed in 2017, but I bet it was somber mood throughout the units

    • @hosytaa6018
      @hosytaa6018 Год назад +1

      Hold up what

    • @NightStalker_MJ
      @NightStalker_MJ Год назад +3

      I need context on why you did 6 if you are ok sharing it

    • @victore8342
      @victore8342 Год назад

      @@NightStalker_MJ armed robbery, knocked down to simple robbery in a guilty plea. 20 year sentence with parole eligibility after 25% time served

    • @DarkShard5728
      @DarkShard5728 Год назад

      ​@@NightStalker_MJthey did or maybe didn't do a crime

    • @therealsapdad1942
      @therealsapdad1942 4 месяца назад

      ​@@NightStalker_MJ he did a thing that may or may not have been against the law, constituting a crimr

  • @traphimawari7760
    @traphimawari7760 2 года назад +565

    Huggbees last meal would most likely contain some dessert of the chocolate mint variety

    • @Jadriam
      @Jadriam 2 года назад +18

      That implies Huggbees is a mere mortal, and I'm still convinced he may not be limited to only space and time.

    • @AWriterWandering
      @AWriterWandering 2 года назад +15

      served from a filling machine

    • @JayStack5
      @JayStack5 2 года назад +1

      Nah, it would be KFC and well done steaks

    • @sjsmith8739
      @sjsmith8739 2 года назад +4

      Mr. Huggbees if you're reading this, just be advised that you DON'T have to get yourself convicted of 168 counts of murder in order to make this sort of request.

    • @AWriterWandering
      @AWriterWandering 2 года назад +1

      @@sjsmith8739 yeah, you could just hire hitman with culinary skills.

  • @DoritosAndMountainDew
    @DoritosAndMountainDew 2 года назад +845

    I would get Stuart Ashens' "Chicken in a Can" as my last meal, because it would probably kill me before my execution

    • @loquendo918
      @loquendo918 2 года назад +29

      Or make you into a zombie with how cursed that stuff was

    • @shadowsofwinter_
      @shadowsofwinter_ 2 года назад +16

      Uncooked SPAM. Need i say more?

    • @Mischief_Manager93
      @Mischief_Manager93 2 года назад +9

      "An excellent last meal" *Chef Excellence jingle*

    • @ItsTheSpecialistLIVE
      @ItsTheSpecialistLIVE 2 года назад

      @@shadowsofwinter_ pfft THE POWER OF THE NATIVE, IN THE PALM OF MY HAND!!!

  • @agnieszkasciog4490
    @agnieszkasciog4490 2 года назад +111

    My worst nightmare is getting criticized by huggbees

  • @VesaKo
    @VesaKo 2 года назад +301

    Huggbees: *Convicted for illegal handling of M&Ms factory equipment* I want my last meal to consist of every piece of evidence that proves I'm guilty.
    Officer: Sir, that wouldn't change anything. We have witnesses.
    Huggbees: *Charming smile*

    • @HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar
      @HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar 2 года назад +17

      oh no

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 2 года назад +8

      @@HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegaroh yes!

    • @milesedgeworth3667
      @milesedgeworth3667 2 года назад +1

      Eating the evidence of your crime as your last meal wont work because it was already used to sentence you to death

    • @VesaKo
      @VesaKo 2 года назад +16

      @@milesedgeworth3667 Igi ari! Certainly, any criminal would be nearly out of time if they're eating their last meal. But by appealing to the courts right after, siting a lack of evidence as reason, the date might be shifted to accommodate. A lack of evidence could convince the judges to reduce the sentence, meaning that it wouldn't be too late.

    • @Lottabaggage
      @Lottabaggage Год назад +2

      That made me laugh way more than it should've

  • @Vhargon
    @Vhargon 2 года назад +1257

    You should have a fullscreen picture of an eyeball on your monitor so it's reflected on your sunglasses. Sounds like quality content.
    Edit: now that I've said this I can't unsee his screen as his eyes no matter what is on it.

    • @Vhargon
      @Vhargon 2 года назад +32

      Like look at him at 5:10 those eyes are haunting

    • @user-ellievator
      @user-ellievator 2 года назад +7

      @@nichole4684 So to other people commenting in this thread, WTF is this?! It's pretty obviously some sort of a bot, but I've seen these a lot lately with the list of names and several languages, and I just don't get what the hell is going on.

    • @gameyseals9450
      @gameyseals9450 2 года назад +9

      @@user-ellievator you get used to it after a few dozen times

    • @baimhakani
      @baimhakani 2 года назад

      Great, fantastic, now he looks like a Vtuber

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 2 года назад

      I was already seeing his screen as his eyes, lol, that's a great idea. Edit: tho come to think of it I think he's reading things off the screen, so needs it for the video?

  • @sewkrazy
    @sewkrazy 2 года назад +64

    Tombstone pizza is to die for.

  • @EmoryIllustrated
    @EmoryIllustrated 2 года назад +442

    In the last days of my Grandma's life, she actually watched a marathon of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
    That's burned into my memory because The Two Towers was on in the background when I saw her for the last time.
    It would not be my number one pick for my final movies, but it's still a damn good selection considering how much peace you feel by the end of it.

    • @hannahmary6023
      @hannahmary6023 2 года назад +6

      Legendary

    • @andyblanton6570
      @andyblanton6570 2 года назад +22

      I think the guy requested it to delay his execution

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 2 года назад +20

      The ending does go on, but it’s one of the most satisfying endings in movie history, especially if you watch the director’s cuts.

    • @charliefike8
      @charliefike8 Год назад +6

      I'm sorry about you grandma

    • @cancertherubygoat298
      @cancertherubygoat298 Год назад +2

      May she rest in peace

  • @emberZemian
    @emberZemian 2 года назад +620

    My last meal would be a cool refreshing glass of shrimp water, dispensed from the finest filling machine they can get

    • @excusemebutwhat3587
      @excusemebutwhat3587 2 года назад +10

      Why not a rinsing machinr

    • @_wanted_outlaw3007
      @_wanted_outlaw3007 2 года назад +17

      @@excusemebutwhat3587 why would you rinse shrimp water? Only crab water can be rinsed.

    • @DreamPhreak
      @DreamPhreak 2 года назад +7

      hot dog water

    • @anbthree786
      @anbthree786 2 года назад +13

      I read that as a glass of pool water and vomited a little in my mouth

    • @Jjb-gk4ce
      @Jjb-gk4ce 2 года назад +7

      @@anbthree786 what’s the difference really

  • @guybrush1701
    @guybrush1701 2 года назад +23

    Ben & Jerry's new flavor: Tim Roof Sundae. Vanilla ice cream with white chocolate chunks,vanilla wafer crumbles, pickle juice ribbons, and jalapeno bits. A flavor explosion that's as salty as its inspiration, and sounds so wrong but tastes so white!
    (Yes. As a kid, Tim's favorite drink was straight-up pickle juice. He would buy jars and give the pickles to his friends so he could drink the juice.)

  • @nolan1913
    @nolan1913 2 года назад +439

    "I can't do anything for 11 and a half hours" me currently sitting halfway through my 12 hour shift

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 2 года назад +6

      Dude same. I set up Art Basel in Miami and my work day was 8pm to 8:30pm with two 15min breaks and 3p for lunch. But still that's a 12.5 hour day. Come on.
      Or give Andrew some Xanax and beer and see how long he sleeps

    • @nolan1913
      @nolan1913 2 года назад +1

      @@LudaChez Ima cook and I didn't get a break throughout that shift nor any shift. And I do 12 hours at least 2-3 times a week. Fucking blows

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 2 года назад +1

      @@nolan1913 yeah I know the restaurant thing. I've bartended and served and had doubles that were 8-12 hours no break. I feel your pain.
      Unionize!!!

    • @nolan1913
      @nolan1913 2 года назад

      @@LudaChez oh man I'm in Florida and we got two cooks for three hotels (we all switch from time to time). And basically there's no such thing as a union here lmao

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 2 года назад +1

      @@nolan1913 least you got good tier knife skills probably.

  • @dreamman5588
    @dreamman5588 2 года назад +268

    The only thing preventing me from doing a felony right now, is chocolate chip mint ice cream.

    • @scottmorrison3929
      @scottmorrison3929 2 года назад +13

      I have a list of atrocities and a pack of Mint Chocolate Klondike bars.

    • @InfinityEnterprises
      @InfinityEnterprises 2 года назад +8

      Well good news for you, bad news for society: if you commit an extremely violent act resulting in the deaths of over 150 people, as long as it isn’t in Texas you can ask for mint chocolate chip ice cream as your last meal, so it’s like you’re getting both at the same time.

    • @Aderalls
      @Aderalls 2 года назад

      You don't suffer social anxiety, thus preventing you from commiting crimes?

    • @johnsullivan1526
      @johnsullivan1526 2 года назад +3

      @@Aderalls I think dream man was just saying he likes mint chocolate chip ice cream,, not sure where you got the anxiety bit from

  • @chhhalk
    @chhhalk Год назад +20

    (by the way i will definitely update this when given and any mistakes pointed out will be fixed)
    0:00 intro
    2:42 intro done (timothy mcveigh)
    4:02 john wayne gacy
    4:44 ricky ray rector
    5:16 ronnie lee gardener
    6:28 victor harry fueger
    6:56 james edward smith
    7:57 lawrence russel brewer
    9:38 eileen wuoronos
    10:28 fritz harman
    10:51 margie velma barfield
    11:13 rodger casement
    11:30 mathias canizal
    11:39 mona fendi
    11:53 clarence ray allen
    13:12 o'delle barnes jr.
    13:25 charles brooks jr.
    13:52 alton coleman
    14:09 garry lee davis
    14:25 john deering
    14:39 robert alton harris
    15:43 walter bernard legrand
    16:19 clayton drell lockett
    17:15 marianne albert pruitt
    18:29 coy/coi wayne westbrook
    18:53 phillip ray workman

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 Год назад

      Eileen's last name was "Wuornos."

    • @chhhalk
      @chhhalk Год назад

      @@drpibisback7680 thank

    • @raniess
      @raniess 9 месяцев назад

      late but its actually mona fendi not monafondae

    • @chhhalk
      @chhhalk 9 месяцев назад

      @@raniess thanks dude

  • @TJP5.0
    @TJP5.0 2 года назад +422

    If it was my last meal, I would get everything I've wanted to try with peanuts on it. I'm deathly allergic, so I don't even need to take the lethal injection afterwards.

    • @StagbeetlesRule
      @StagbeetlesRule 2 года назад +40

      There was a guy who did something similar

    • @GolfClash2718
      @GolfClash2718 2 года назад +28

      thats me- I can't eat tomatoes though so I'd get two pounds of lasagna,spaghetti, pizza, etc.

    • @fairytells8503
      @fairytells8503 2 года назад +27

      @@GolfClash2718 pizza is so good id die eating that shi too if i could

    • @Burner-B
      @Burner-B 2 года назад +57

      Reminds me of when my sis's dog had to be put down.
      Her oldest was about 6 or 8, just old enough to fully conceptualise what was happening. So not to happy when it was explained to him. He then immediately sat up and went "that means she can finally try chocolate!"
      A quick furtive Google search later to be sure it wasnt going to put her in pain, that's exactly what happened. And she loved it!
      If I end up as a dog that has to be put down, that's how I want to spend my last night: surrounded by the Pack, getting pets and scritches and finally gettin to enjoy something I've been eyeing all my life.

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 2 года назад +15

      They wouldn’t allow it cuz they’ll know what you’re allergic to

  • @toreole
    @toreole 2 года назад +272

    If i ever go crazy and end up having a last meal, id tell them to give me as many different types of cheesecake as they can get me, and then make a tierlist about those cheesecakes.

    • @bedi3983
      @bedi3983 2 года назад +8

      A hero

    • @valletas
      @valletas 2 года назад +7

      They will get you a yogurt instead and pass a law to stop people from getting cheesecakes

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 2 года назад +5

      @Jarreth Oglesbee that's... A really dark way of putting that

    • @KiatnissNZ
      @KiatnissNZ 2 года назад +1

      @jarrethoglesbee4596 just gonna eat cheesecake for the rest of my life and keep a constant tier list running

  • @Lin-rh6qs
    @Lin-rh6qs Год назад +8

    Huggbees: I don't want an upset stomach before my death.
    Also Huggbees: he also asked for antacids, because he was apparently concerned about acid reflux before his death.

  • @kbrock9146
    @kbrock9146 2 года назад +276

    The Tombstone thing was meant as an "f you" all the way around, since he was being executed and would soon be placed under his own tombstone (probably more of a marker, but hey.... guard's got jokes apparently).

    • @kbrock9146
      @kbrock9146 2 года назад +23

      @@nemo-x I'm sure the torture and murder of his victim(s) qualified as such as well.

    • @DavidSartor0
      @DavidSartor0 2 года назад

      @@kbrock9146 Cruel and unusual punishments are still disallowed for torturers.

    • @kbrock9146
      @kbrock9146 2 года назад

      @@DavidSartor0 where did I say differently?

    • @DavidSartor0
      @DavidSartor0 2 года назад +1

      @@kbrock9146 I felt a brief moment of catharsis, as if I was happy this person was denied their final request. I replied because I felt guilty.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 2 года назад +795

    Last meal: Taco Bell.
    Crime: Putting spicy memes on public display.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 года назад +3

      Last meal: 24 kart gold
      Crime:

    • @Ampheon181
      @Ampheon181 2 года назад +3

      Eats spicy goodness like a boss

    • @raccoonofmotivation20
      @raccoonofmotivation20 2 года назад +3

      That turns the chair into a gas chamber

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 года назад

      @@raccoonofmotivation20 John Doe: excited be electricity, and gas some time in the 2000s
      "Who knows how long this room had been locked, the smell is so bad no one could go in, and whoever tried is now stuck in that room!"

    • @gestaltblitz8296
      @gestaltblitz8296 2 года назад

      Sure the last meal isnt some eldar in the warp

  • @SnapshotOfASoul
    @SnapshotOfASoul Год назад +13

    I love the dozens of different explanations for a last meal that all have new invented reasons. The reason, I think, is probably because if the execution doesn't go ahead you still can say you fed the person lmao

  • @raymond_dont_cry3451
    @raymond_dont_cry3451 2 года назад +120

    "We couldnt get any o' your magic bullshit voodoo sand" killed me

    • @afellowpotato
      @afellowpotato 8 месяцев назад

      I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

  • @BerzinskyMusic
    @BerzinskyMusic 2 года назад +79

    "Staring at a woman for more than 2 minutes... without a license" that one snuck up on me right off the bat haha

  • @Spideybro213
    @Spideybro213 7 месяцев назад +8

    I love how not swearing in the first 30 can be a bad subversion of expectation
    Like think a parent watches the first 30 seconds of a video that their kid wants to watch, they think it’s alright so they let them play it, and then they swear the entire alphabet

  • @emeraldgiss
    @emeraldgiss 2 года назад +942

    The guy the said I am saving that pie for later was falsely convicted of murder. He was just a homeless person they decided to pin it on and most of the evidence said it was not him but they still charged him. It's said that he did not understand what was happening, all he knew was he had a place to stay and eat.

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 2 года назад +242

      I know you meant to say convicted but the thought of *falsely convincing* a man that they’ve killed people is absolutely hilarious to me

    • @cascamidland
      @cascamidland 2 года назад +262

      after all those centuries of its existence the best argument against the death penalty remains to be "people get it wrong sometimes"

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 года назад +85

      @@cascamidland Can't deny that, and I'm super in favor of it. That really is the #1 flaw.. though if you think about it hard, it's not a flaw in the death penalty, it's a flaw in the justice system.
      We need to get biblical on that shit. If you can get witnesses together, the guy did it, kill him (or like, if it was theft, charge him money / enslave his ass for 7 years max). if the witnesses are found to be lying, fucking execute them immediately. If there were no witnesses? guess what, you get away with the crime today. kinda sucks but it's better than tying the justice system up in it for years or putting people in prison for decades. No lawyers, no dumb arguments. if a law is bad, fix it.

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider 2 года назад +68

      @@KairuHakubi ... See I agree with executing lawyers who made up evidence/lied to convict someone, same with witnesses. I know several that could get that. :)

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 года назад +45

      ​@@BrokensoulRider the way I look at it, lying in court is literally using the power of the government as a weapon. It's treason.

  • @WasatchWind
    @WasatchWind 2 года назад +191

    1:50 - Man the car that he used to commit vehicular manslaughter is going to be a bit hard to swallow.

    • @FecklessandKekless
      @FecklessandKekless 2 года назад +8

      Just wait until they bring in the autopsy table...

    • @Tenderofyggdrasil
      @Tenderofyggdrasil 2 года назад +3

      What is he made a building collapse, tiny little bits, mmmm concrete as dinner

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz 2 года назад +1

      and also a knife with a sharpened blade

    • @averynormalacount2887
      @averynormalacount2887 Год назад

      You are what you eat.

  • @frankiefromky
    @frankiefromky 2 года назад +21

    Fun Fact: Before an execution is carried out, the prisoner's butt hole is stuffed/plugged so when they die and release their bowels... there's no clean up!

    • @Bawgle
      @Bawgle 2 года назад +2

      Huh. That makes sense, I never even thought about the spillage.

    • @zgredczwartyniesamowity363
      @zgredczwartyniesamowity363 Год назад

      And at the end of life, all you get is a buttplug

  • @raftal528
    @raftal528 2 года назад +120

    "but his final meal was a cigar...." I DIED LMAOOOO

  • @TooRudeProductions
    @TooRudeProductions 2 года назад +229

    When you're doing your milkshake bit, the person in the background who's making the milkshake must really love doing dishes because they could just take the ice cream and directly put it into the blender and not put it into another thing beforehand

  • @nicholayrichardson9668
    @nicholayrichardson9668 2 года назад +132

    I like the idea of last meals. No matter how fucked up you are, no matter how severe your trail of spread misery and trauma, we'll allow you one last, small, simple indulgence. Because being good means seeing value in all things. Even in horrible things.

  • @tychoonthemoon6824
    @tychoonthemoon6824 2 года назад +538

    I feel so bad for these people, I hope they're ok!

    • @pixelpickle4006
      @pixelpickle4006 2 года назад

      Me too, it would be a shame if they died.

    • @beebob2877
      @beebob2877 2 года назад +43

      It’s funny cuz they’re super dead!

    • @null2010
      @null2010 2 года назад +18

      They.... They're dead.

    • @knobwantslob
      @knobwantslob 2 года назад +24

      Haven’t seen em recently, I wonder what happened

    • @CheeseGraterToiletPaper
      @CheeseGraterToiletPaper 2 года назад +13

      Nah they ok just asleep for a really long time

  • @noahn8130
    @noahn8130 2 года назад +289

    I actually DO want that coin for my collection… kinda sounds badass

  • @TinkersKustomPaintball
    @TinkersKustomPaintball 2 года назад +13

    I just ate The Boss sandwich from subway so when it finally hits rock bottom and I run screaming to the shitter later I'm gonna name that greasemonkey Lawrence Russell Brower

  • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
    @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 2 года назад +379

    > Couldn't care less what he's given if he's going to be executed, might as well eat human shit
    > Completely unwilling to watch the lord of the rings trilogy before getting executed
    Huggbees truly is a man of mysterious tastes

    • @afellowpotato
      @afellowpotato 8 месяцев назад +1

      I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 8 месяцев назад

      @@afellowpotato Oh, huh. Well, thanks I guess!
      That was indeed more than I thought.

  • @volterkeg
    @volterkeg 2 года назад +93

    I think the last supper was meant to sow regret in prisoners before they go. To help them experience what they missed out on and will continue to miss out on in death. Thats probably why some of them ask for nothing, something simple or prison food, so that they dont miss life before they get put to death.

  • @ThePorygonBoi
    @ThePorygonBoi Год назад +5

    My last meal would be:
    • Spicy chicken tenders with a honey mustard sauce on the side
    • Macaroni and cheese
    • Mashed potatoes with gravy
    • Two buttermilk biscuits
    • A glass of fruit punch
    • Walnut brownies with a glass of milk

  • @RedmarKerkhof
    @RedmarKerkhof 2 года назад +450

    I can't believe you didn't even mention the guy who ate an entire bible for his last meal.

    • @agnetalykins7564
      @agnetalykins7564 2 года назад +16

      Wasn't that just a hoax?

    • @Dontworryaboutit961
      @Dontworryaboutit961 2 года назад +141

      @@agnetalykins7564 no it’s true I was the bible

    • @enemyinc.6741
      @enemyinc.6741 2 года назад +32

      @@Dontworryaboutit961 You were the bible? Are you like, its ghost or something?

    • @Explodinghairypotatocat
      @Explodinghairypotatocat 2 года назад +6

      @@agnetalykins7564 yes it was

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 2 года назад +41

      @@enemyinc.6741 you can say they're
      😎
      A holy spirit

  • @redbarron90
    @redbarron90 2 года назад +357

    I would want my last meal to be a Clark bar. And since they don't exist anymore, that means that they would have to build the entire warehouse and machines, get the ingredients, make the bar and send it to the prison. THEN I would make that one singular bar last while I watch every How It's Actually Made.
    F I L L I N G M A C H I N E

    • @G0thBug
      @G0thBug 2 года назад +38

      Sadly you can only ask for food from somewhere around the prison or from the canteen, meaning your request would be denied or you’d be given something similar.

    • @DONKFORTRESS6956
      @DONKFORTRESS6956 2 года назад +2

      man I sure love a clark bar

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 2 года назад +5

      ... My wife's candy store sells Clark bars. If that was a joke, I accept my whoosh.

  • @casshus_charisma7856
    @casshus_charisma7856 2 года назад +2

    I came for the how it's actually made, I stayed for this.

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 2 года назад +167

    As someone who has low self esteem, that intro made me feel even better about myself.

    • @Igami_No_Io
      @Igami_No_Io 2 года назад +5

      Second me on that

    • @anarkxi
      @anarkxi 2 года назад +2

      @@nichole4684 that black guy with the lightning makes a very good point

  • @dboot8886
    @dboot8886 2 года назад +68

    "You've ruined lives, you are going to die, and you've been given a pretty outlandish request, and you still bitch about it. You were a man of conviction right to when it, really didn't matter." Yeah that's basically anyone who's in prison... sans the dying part.

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 11 месяцев назад +3

    My last meal:
    Pepperoni and Ham Pizza
    Chicken Parmesan
    Rabo de Toro
    Paella Valenciana
    Chicken and Sausage Gumbo
    A5 Wagyu Steak, medium rare
    Chicken Enchiladas
    A Double Smashburger with Cheese
    Jamon Iberico
    Cookie Dough Ice Cream
    Dr. Pepper
    A book to read
    I’ll share the leftovers with the prison guards

  • @Raenafyn
    @Raenafyn 2 года назад +61

    I feel like the choice to swap the dominos for tombstone was definitely a joke about the fact the prisoner was going to die, and I'm sad Huggbees missed it.

  • @siryak
    @siryak 2 года назад +50

    If I had been convicted of murder and was about to be exicuted, I would have a chocolate peanut butter pineapple smoothie, because I am deathly allergic to peanuts and pineapples, and I’d go out on my own terms.

    • @jahredharrison4069
      @jahredharrison4069 2 года назад +10

      You may not know this, being allergic and all, but those two flavours go pretty horribly with eachother. You'd get some real funny looks from the guards.

    • @siryak
      @siryak 2 года назад +7

      @@jahredharrison4069 When I was a youngin and I had not yet developed an allergy of pineapple, I made a smoothie of pineapple, thin mints (Girl Scout chocolate mint cookies) and cashews (which taste the same as peanuts I think) and I thought it tasted great! Although I also have always thought that chard tastes good, so maybe I'm just weird

  • @clearconfusion4115
    @clearconfusion4115 Год назад +3

    Just casually not gonna mention the guy that requested an entire fucking BIBLE for his last meal?

  • @bmo14lax
    @bmo14lax 2 года назад +73

    Glad I'm not the only one who finds the concept of a last meal fascinating as shit.

    • @cascamidland
      @cascamidland 2 года назад +17

      i read somewhere that the last meal and final words are granted to the prisoner as a way of having the moral high ground. after all, if the state just kills the prisoner it would make the state just as cold and heartless a murderer as the murderer themself, but by dignifying the murderer with a last request they've basically done just enough to distinguish their murder from the murderers murder. if this is in fact true, that begs the question: what if a murderer kept their victim hostage and allowed their victim to choose a final meal?

    • @MyHeadHz
      @MyHeadHz 2 года назад +1

      @@cascamidland k

    • @cascamidland
      @cascamidland 2 года назад +1

      @@MyHeadHz k

    • @fingernecklace4817
      @fingernecklace4817 2 года назад +4

      @@cascamidland the state must maintain its monolopy on violence, sometimes through delicious food

  • @BigSwagger1
    @BigSwagger1 2 года назад +22

    I am currently writing this in a timeline where nobody has finished watching this entire video yet.

  • @HamburgerMan-ch1od
    @HamburgerMan-ch1od 2 месяца назад +2

    6:07
    Me sitting here like I didn’t watch the whole trilogy in one sitting during a plane ride across the Atlantic

  • @CturiX.IREALLY
    @CturiX.IREALLY 2 года назад +138

    imagine being the cook to deal with all these homemade dishes, you'd be a culinary genius!

    • @themooseisloose111
      @themooseisloose111 2 года назад +2

      There's actually a documentary about death row inmates that features a chef who makes some of them: ruclips.net/video/Z13UwA9UzeY/видео.html

  • @someveryaveragedude3574
    @someveryaveragedude3574 2 года назад +46

    15:09 they gave him tombstone pizza instead of domino's pizza
    That gaurd just did the greatest fucking "haha" of all time

  • @PaleWhiteDummy
    @PaleWhiteDummy 3 месяца назад +3

    1:16 huggbees finally captured miniladd I see

  • @amicloud_yt
    @amicloud_yt 2 года назад +94

    You couldn't watch the whole trilogy in one sitting? You don't know what you're missing out on, Mr huggbee.

    • @Dinosaurisrex
      @Dinosaurisrex 2 года назад +4

      He's missing out on sleep. That's what.

    • @ashb2483
      @ashb2483 2 года назад +4

      @@Dinosaurisrex He can't even sleep in one sitting

    • @woodlandairsoft9846
      @woodlandairsoft9846 2 года назад +1

      Im not watching no thy she tho for days

  • @jacksonfunke8230
    @jacksonfunke8230 2 года назад +116

    It still feels so weird to see a face talking with huggbees' voice

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 2 года назад +14

    3:55 Oh, that is how he got 168 counts of murder.
    I forgot the guy's name. I recognized it, but could not relate it to that event.
    I imagined a serial killer, not a terrorist.

    • @HungerGamesFan00
      @HungerGamesFan00 5 месяцев назад

      its a lot easier to get a high kill count if you do it all at once

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 2 года назад +459

    Honestly I would be happy with many things for my final meal
    Except for soup
    Not because I hate soup, mind you. It’s just that you’d have to live a very depressing life to wish for soup to be your final meal.

    • @sleepyote
      @sleepyote 2 года назад +23

      Well if you have no teeth I guess it'd be fine

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka 2 года назад +58

      @@sleepyote I feel like if you didn’t have any teeth you’d be depressed anyway

    • @yourallygod8261
      @yourallygod8261 2 года назад +7

      @@hilotakenaka milkshakes exist tho...

    • @retonman7492
      @retonman7492 2 года назад +27

      No one ever thinks: hm today I want some soup.

    • @tohru-adachi-true-legit-real
      @tohru-adachi-true-legit-real 2 года назад +1

      Fr

  • @mushroomwings3236
    @mushroomwings3236 2 года назад +15

    "what would you like for your last meal?"
    "I need two number 9's---"

    • @tiltingwindmill
      @tiltingwindmill 2 года назад +1

      The only No. 9 I know of is the Pastrami Sandwich at Togos sandwiches. And frankly two sounds pretty freaking good.

  • @itsmehere1
    @itsmehere1 Год назад +11

    8:52 You know somone belongs in jail when they REQUEST fried okra.

  • @alexredding6318
    @alexredding6318 2 года назад +94

    I find it easy to believe that a lot of these criminals ordered KFC before they bit the big one. By consuming KFC's fatty, greasy chicken, they can sweat off the guilt of not only eating that meal, but also the guilt of their crimes, both through perspiration and defecation.

  • @degobah144
    @degobah144 2 года назад +21

    "I'm saving it for later"
    I'm dead, oh wait he is. 💀

  • @Terminated_Account
    @Terminated_Account 2 года назад +19

    2:52 Better Call Saul!

  • @Maykenzie
    @Maykenzie 2 года назад +200

    I understand the whole principle of "Hey I'm going to die, might as well make the most of it" but most of these are so implausible and enormous that I'm not sure if the prisoners were trying to kill themselves via heart attack before their executions or if spraying liquid diarrhea all the way to the gas chamber was actually the plan all along.

    • @karnickel-s33d16
      @karnickel-s33d16 2 года назад +36

      I think a lot of these are intended as one last "fuck you"

    • @null2010
      @null2010 2 года назад +5

      I don't think they finish their meals most of the time, it's kinda just a massive fuck you to everything

    • @maucazalv903
      @maucazalv903 2 года назад +2

      maybe they couldn´t decide what they wanted for last and instead ask for a lot of things to have a "menu" to choose from :v7

    • @Ktotokroto
      @Ktotokroto 2 года назад +7

      I wouldn't be able to just choose one dish I want, so I would go with the stuff I enjoy the most and then just see how much I can stuff myself before the time comes.

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 2 года назад

      Nice pfp

  • @vampsjen87
    @vampsjen87 2 года назад +43

    9:30 this is the equivalent to ruining lunch time for the whole school but the school was so pissed of that they stopped doing lunch

  • @Dragoncharmander
    @Dragoncharmander Год назад +1

    Making murder fun feels like a phrase that would be said about danganronpa

  • @azi-keil9574
    @azi-keil9574 2 года назад +79

    I'm an avid Spaghettios with Meatballs enjoyer, and I was a bit surprised that someone would order the original version for their last meal. I think I can say after that reveal that the video thumbnail is technically clickbait.

  • @HoV326
    @HoV326 2 года назад +21

    With a meal like that, sounds like Lawrence Russell Brewer's trying to eat himself to death so they don't get the satisfaction

  • @honorvulpevt
    @honorvulpevt Год назад +1

    I'm sorry but the idea of giving a dying man spite TOMBSTONE pizza will never stop being funny to me and is next level comedy.

  • @NonRandomUser
    @NonRandomUser 2 года назад +24

    20:12 "That is a man of conviction."
    Brilliant.

  • @nefariosgliscor
    @nefariosgliscor 2 года назад +705

    There was one that I really hoped to hear you talk about where the guy's last meal request was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He did it because he knew he had a severe peanut allergy and died from it before his execution. It was a big "fuck you" to the prison system for not looking at his medical charts and he essentially went out on his own terms.
    Also, are we not gonna talk about the dark irony of Tombstone pizza? Sure, it could have been a coincidence that it was the brand they had in the freezer, but they were about to send him with his own tombstone.
    *EDIT*
    Wow, Huggbees read my comment or similar ones that had both of my points covered! It was almost like he was telling me I'm full of shit and for some reason that's kinda flattering!

    • @stupidvideos1449
      @stupidvideos1449 2 года назад +12

      That didn't happen

    • @nefariosgliscor
      @nefariosgliscor 2 года назад +38

      @@stupidvideos1449 yeah, I also just saw the new video as it was unfolding. I'm ashamed and honored for having my thoughts acknowledged by him even if he didn't read my specific comment lol

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 Год назад

      I know this is year ago and all but you got to have common sense. Why would they give a prisoner something they would be allergic to in first place. They would be highly aware of your symptoms of allergies and avoid giving you things that would kill you instead of the execution they would set up.
      They would be making sure of your allergies before preparing your last meal so they dont end up killing you unintentionally with food allergies

  • @Gwestytears
    @Gwestytears 2 года назад +1

    "What do you want for your last meal?"
    "A loaded gun and a severed head."

  • @austinlange3154
    @austinlange3154 2 года назад +25

    So fun fact, I wanna say that the reason we give last meals is because it is so their spirit doesn't haunt the executioner

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC 2 года назад

      How is it a fact if you don't know if it's true?

  • @Omnishredder
    @Omnishredder 2 года назад +90

    The guy who wanted his last meal to be an apology for his actions, the prison must've realized by refusing his request it would create a bigger knock on effect increasing the guys act of kindness, you wouldn't refuse a good deed unless you knew it would cause a wave of the good deed, guy probably had regrets and was trying to make peace

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 2 года назад +6

      Doubtful. It would've just taken too much effort to actually deliver a pizza to a homeless person in Nashville.

    • @rayusremy
      @rayusremy Год назад +1

      ​@coralcopperhead685 wanna know what's worse? The dude was most likely falsely convicted. Was sent in for shooting and killing a cop with a weapon he wouldn't have been able to have. It was most likely the cops coworkers who ended up killing him and framing the man

    • @milkyteadrops
      @milkyteadrops Год назад

      And from what it sounds like, he wasn't even guilty in the first place!

  • @timedanimates8026
    @timedanimates8026 Год назад +6

    The fact at 4:02 he put a clown emoji fading in made me laugh

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox Год назад

      Took me a bit to realize it was the emoji, thought that was the clown bologna

  • @knightofendor8384
    @knightofendor8384 2 года назад +77

    If you ask for the prison warden for your last meal they legally can’t deny it from you.

    • @sniper_4d786
      @sniper_4d786 2 года назад +16

      @rakine go away

    • @brookey4625
      @brookey4625 2 года назад +5

      @rakine Stop talking

    • @enemyinc.6741
      @enemyinc.6741 2 года назад +11

      @rakine I'm glad you love Loo, but unless they're being executed and are requesting a bucket of KFC, I don't see the point of bringing them up.

    • @kasb9767
      @kasb9767 2 года назад +2

      @rakine You have let Loo go.. she died six years ago..