You KNOW you're in a rough place when security are genuinely worried for YOUR safety rather than any loss of customers. LOL. Thankyou Troy for sussing out all the places that I will not. LEGEND 🙂
When I first saw your videos honestly I cringed a bit... But then I realised why: it's because I'm not very happy, to the point where I was in a dislike of someone purely because he's being nice. Mate keep doing what you're doing. I wish I had those sorts of compliments, but you're encouraging me to tell folks irl how much I appreciate them. What goes around comes around, eh? Peace.
I bought a pair of jeans there back in 81 for £8, too embarrassed to try them on , got them home and they didn't fit, put them in the loft, two years later I looked to find them and they were gone except for the zip, the mice must have had them.
You must make so many people happy and make their day.. such stories they will be able to say. Guess who i talked to today. I will be on his channel. But best if all......"he made me laugh, he is such a gentleman...❤❤❤
Asda security basically saying people visiting this store are as rough as sandpaper on gravel so don’t use long words or irony as they’ll chin you. Love it
The next James Bond - I kid thee not, just the night before this premiered, I attempted to Twitter/X Matthew Vaughn etc and recommend you as at *least* a cameo in the next Kingsman movie - not quite Bond, but in my personal opinion, better! ...but, I mean c'mon the chances of that are striking! Lol. #BetterThanBond #Synchronicity #RealLifeKingsman [Leans in and whispers conspiratorially] And best get a bullet proof smoking jacket - Already the Rebellion are concerned for your safety; that security guard disguise did not fool me for an instant! No! And we all know you have the ability to blend in seamlessly wherever you go. It's all that scrabble based conspiracy exposure - you hath unlocked the Master Key! 😮 And there 'just so happened to be an ambulance on standby' - Thank Molby! 🙏 The Greeter's Guild has your back Troy! Shoulders back and smash it ol' chap! [Salutes, fist to chest] "Caw Caw!" 😆 Also thought you said "all set for ascension" at first hahahha! Yeah, I'm late, I know, meant to be here for premiere - I'm a terrible number one fan! [Hands you the riding crop and assumes the position] Hahahahahaa! (Apologies, my brain thinks it's a fucking comedian, lol, I'm just one of those dickheads that lives to amuse myself lol) 😜😘
2 days away?... Troy, you fuckin' tease! Rawr! 😜 [Sets alarm like the dutiful fanatic she is and makes a mental note to play catch up and spam your other vids] hehehehe!
Phew! Don't know if it's due to the imminent full moon, but my hackles were up in sympathetic angst here- those two dogs are scrappy! Is that Fuyton talk? When folks start casting about for the nearest ambulance, I worry. Any potential threat was neutered with surgical precision; Troy is a vet of the North West. YOU'RE DOUBLE ECCENTRIC? I DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR= EIIEEERRR- UNDONE BY CAW-CAW DUDE. TRUE CONTROL! (Luckily I had enough vowels to do that in a Scouse accent.)
The Asda Huyton security staff are the most vindictive and malicious security team I've encountered in my life. At least one (Yes, Paula, you) employed without being properly vetted or referenced. They say they have a 'Complaints' department, it is better described as a department dedicated to absolute 'Ignorance'!
as of English not being my native tongue or even my third language, it's hard to tell whether the security employee was threatening you, sincerely concerned about your well-being or possibly a bit of both.
Wow! I'm impressed that you negotiated Scouse at all! I'm envious of anyone even bi-lingual. I make the effort when I'm in someone else's country but am aware I probably sound ridiculous. As long as they're smiling!
Indeed. It may have been a genuine warning that it was a rough area so he was telling Troy just to be careful but it did come across as slightly threatening as well. He wasn't particularly friendly
I don't think he was threatening Sir Hawke, but used revers psychology to both warn him (about possible rowdy missunderstandings) and avoid to have problems outside the store. I do appriciate that.
It does reflect on the area that so many people react as if they want a fight when they've just been paid a compliment. I guess you always have your guard up there
"So many"? I'm assuming you mean the literally ONE semi negative reaction from the fella who obviously misunderstood the "blocked passage" sentence /joke and reacted in surprise. But yeah let's go with "so many people"
A lot of people who live in Huyton are not true Liverpudlians (Liverpudlians are born in Liverpool; like my mum and dad were). I was born in a hospital close to the area and I speak with a Liverpool accent; I never say I am a Liverpudlian, although would have been very proud had I been born there.
Excellent visit to Asda, it was going so well and then the Security guy turns up, same old bs from these people no sense of humour and don’t even try to make someone smile or pass a compliment, keep going Troy.👍
He should come to Kirkby the people here are the best it would be funny he'd end up in someone's house havin his dinner 😆 the best people in Merseyside 🫶
It’s rather lovely to see you outside a “normal” store greeting people again. It feels like a bit of a throwback. Hope you are doing well old boy.
my only complaint about Troy Hawke videos is he does not make enough of them.
You KNOW you're in a rough place when security are genuinely worried for YOUR safety rather than any loss of customers. LOL.
Thankyou Troy for sussing out all the places that I will not.
LEGEND 🙂
🤣🤣🤣
Aye Liverpool 😂😂
Huyton isn't known as "Two dogs fightin" for nothing.😂
@@jammybadger6514 🤣🤣🤣
Yep thought that too 😂😂
South of France, Canada, Netherlands....Huyton. All the best places for you.
😂
I'm ever so slightly addicted to your videos. I feel as though I'm about to waste numerous minutes/hours. Subscribed!
Absolutely brilliant again Troy! The security guard didn’t know what to say 😂😊
A beautiful ray of sunshine on this rainy day! Thank You Troy for always cheering me up!
Let the world see all your bouquet of flowers at once. Never stop, never change Mr. Hawke!
Can't believe I was unknowingly 10 mins away from such greatness
I hope you felt the ripples of goodness coming your way.
"I think you should be the Mayor of Huyton" got me. 😆
What fascinating human interaction.
When I first saw your videos honestly I cringed a bit... But then I realised why: it's because I'm not very happy, to the point where I was in a dislike of someone purely because he's being nice.
Mate keep doing what you're doing. I wish I had those sorts of compliments, but you're encouraging me to tell folks irl how much I appreciate them. What goes around comes around, eh?
Peace.
Troy, a big thank-you for taking us back to Liverpool!
I missed these ones where you just stand around random stores when people walk in and out. Good stuff.
I feel like your whole Greeter's Guild career has led to the ASDA in Huyton. In a good way!
Lovely to watch, as always!
You are golden And no one get hurt today
Going back to your roots, love it 😁
Dramatic ending there (with the friendly warning and an ambulance on stand-by).
That last chap with the pasty did a remarkable seal impression.
Alright... !
Ha ha glad you came to Liverpool
That is brilliant! You can't beat a bit of 'the Asda'!!👏😆
Love it! 😂 Diiiirty is a proper shout! All my non scouse friends always get me to say this! 😉
I worked there when it opened, nice swan lad
I bought a pair of jeans there back in 81 for £8, too embarrassed to try them on , got them home and they didn't fit, put them in the loft, two years later I looked to find them and they were gone except for the zip, the mice must have had them.
t'was the best day the village has ever seen lol
The way Troy delegates the natives and his surroundings is remarkable. A true camelion. You learnt alot on The Wirral 😂
You must make so many people happy and make their day.. such stories they will be able to say.
Guess who i talked to today.
I will be on his channel.
But best if all......"he made me laugh, he is such a gentleman...❤❤❤
Couple of miles away and I missed him 😢
Asda security basically saying people visiting this store are as rough as sandpaper on gravel so don’t use long words or irony as they’ll chin you.
Love it
Brilliant
You’re a Brave man 🤣
I’m from there and genuinely thought that you’d get punched at some point 🤣👍
I noticed you are advertising Daz.. Your on an advertising billboard outside asda in cardiff.. 😊😊
The next James Bond - I kid thee not, just the night before this premiered, I attempted to Twitter/X Matthew Vaughn etc and recommend you as at *least* a cameo in the next Kingsman movie - not quite Bond, but in my personal opinion, better! ...but, I mean c'mon the chances of that are striking! Lol.
#BetterThanBond #Synchronicity #RealLifeKingsman
[Leans in and whispers conspiratorially] And best get a bullet proof smoking jacket - Already the Rebellion are concerned for your safety; that security guard disguise did not fool me for an instant! No! And we all know you have the ability to blend in seamlessly wherever you go. It's all that scrabble based conspiracy exposure - you hath unlocked the Master Key! 😮
And there 'just so happened to be an ambulance on standby' - Thank Molby! 🙏 The Greeter's Guild has your back Troy! Shoulders back and smash it ol' chap! [Salutes, fist to chest] "Caw Caw!" 😆
Also thought you said "all set for ascension" at first hahahha!
Yeah, I'm late, I know, meant to be here for premiere - I'm a terrible number one fan! [Hands you the riding crop and assumes the position] Hahahahahaa!
(Apologies, my brain thinks it's a fucking comedian, lol, I'm just one of those dickheads that lives to amuse myself lol) 😜😘
1:37 🤜🖐
Very funny!
2 days away?... Troy, you fuckin' tease! Rawr! 😜
[Sets alarm like the dutiful fanatic she is and makes a mental note to play catch up and spam your other vids] hehehehe!
“Shoulders back, have at the day”
pastie man briefly thought about chinning him :)
That’s me local Asda that hahaha
Shame you missed him.. Unless it was you the security was warning him about 😂😂😂
@@A.Servidor It was a shame haha
I hope you visit south Essex one day 😀
Huyton titan two dogs fightin’ ones a black and t’others a white’n! One of my Grandads many random sayings!!
👌brilliant comedy
Phew! Don't know if it's due to the imminent full moon, but my hackles were up in sympathetic angst here- those two dogs are scrappy! Is that Fuyton talk? When folks start casting about for the nearest ambulance, I worry. Any potential threat was neutered with surgical precision; Troy is a vet of the North West. YOU'RE DOUBLE ECCENTRIC? I DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR= EIIEEERRR- UNDONE BY CAW-CAW DUDE. TRUE CONTROL! (Luckily I had enough vowels to do that in a Scouse accent.)
Huyton village laaaa
I LOVE that this has come up with a thing underneath it saying "Translate to English" [HOWLING!] Go 'ed laaaaaa!!! 💪😝
" thanky yow" thought it was just me that's spotted it
Two dogs laaa
1 minute to go……👍🤪🐶🇮🇲🐶
Moral of the story. Dont compliment people in Huyton as you might end up in an ambulance 😅
0:18 Arthur from the peaky blinders
Asda is Huytons heart beat 😅
Shout out 2 dogs la
Morning
Brilliant as usual but have to admit, gutted this wasn't the Aintree one
I feel like the reactions would have been similar, if not worse lol 😂
Thanks for your struggles in a foreign country..😂😂
The Asda Huyton security staff are the most vindictive and malicious security team I've encountered in my life. At least one (Yes, Paula, you) employed without being properly vetted or referenced.
They say they have a 'Complaints' department, it is better described as a department dedicated to absolute 'Ignorance'!
NICE ONE YOU ❤
So that’s what u was up to , your tall guy
Thank you Shaz and yes you are right, this was very much what I was up to 🫡
@@greetersguild 😉
The security guard who got his badge from the job centre advising a trained MMA fighter 😂
Fr?
@@CCCoNeTiMe Troy (milo) has had at least 1 MMA fight
@@TeddyPap Is there anywhere I can see him talking on this? I've searched but nothing comes up. Good looking out.
@@CCCoNeTiMe the fight is on RUclips
Top top top……
That security guard tho
Boss
Huyton village lar boss 😂
Do Glesga next
as of English not being my native tongue or even my third language, it's hard to tell whether the security employee was
threatening you, sincerely concerned about your well-being or possibly a bit of both.
Wow! I'm impressed that you negotiated Scouse at all! I'm envious of anyone even bi-lingual. I make the effort when I'm in someone else's country but am aware I probably sound ridiculous. As long as they're smiling!
Indeed. It may have been a genuine warning that it was a rough area so he was telling Troy just to be careful but it did come across as slightly threatening as well. He wasn't particularly friendly
@@davidhoban3825how was he threatening he was being friendly 🤯🤯🤯
@peterlo2551
He was concerned for him and being friendly dunno how you’ve thought he was being threatening 🤯🤯
I don't think he was threatening Sir Hawke, but used revers psychology to both warn him (about possible rowdy missunderstandings) and avoid to have problems outside the store. I do appriciate that.
I'm missing the reference about the two dogs in the title 😔
Two dogs fightin = Huyton
@@colinc4974 oh, thanks.
@@tiapina7048 it’s slang 😀
My guess its tougher in Huyton to use the Jan Molby line 😂
What's the GSM? Asking for a friend 👀
General Store Manager ?
Troy should have informed that security guard of the fact that he is an Accomplished Pugilist.
It does reflect on the area that so many people react as if they want a fight when they've just been paid a compliment. I guess you always have your guard up there
"So many"?
I'm assuming you mean the literally ONE semi negative reaction from the fella who obviously misunderstood the "blocked passage" sentence /joke and reacted in surprise.
But yeah let's go with "so many people"
@@Lee-ry6jh Maybe you can't read body language very well, that's fine.
You know he wanted to give Anthony his scrabble number
A good 13!
There seems to be a bit of an edge to some of these Liverpudlians...
Yep..I thought so as well
A lot of people who live in Huyton are not true Liverpudlians (Liverpudlians are born in Liverpool; like my mum and dad were). I was born in a hospital close to the area and I speak with a Liverpool accent; I never say I am a Liverpudlian, although would have been very proud had I been born there.
Is Huyton a mecca for gang warfare focused on smoking jacket-clad charmers? Is that why our Troy was warned about his safety? I need to know!
Remember where you are 😂😂😂😂😂
How's Mr Mosby? We're all wondering
Too many people are grumpy, just laugh a bit more and make someone’s day . Don’t be too serious
The last guy was rude ..
Wasted the already lil time with tha cap guy. To be honest.
Do bootle asda lad
GSM? 🤷♂️
General Store Manager?
hes not in down town gaza ffs😂😂.
Try Newport, if you’re brave enough.
Peyton Parkways
Why would you warn him. Never at risk.
I had my photo took with u 🫣
....taken.
@@TheRealist2022 Whatever
@Shaz… you were the most friendly to Troy.
@@sublimebeauty1 I’m not in video 🤗
@@TheRealist2022 took is the correct option in Scouse
A camp Englishman. Very original.
Jesus Christ that's some rough ass town
I thought Liverpudlians had a sense of humour. Most of them were miserable, only the girl who asked for a selfie seemed friendly.
Don't judge us all by this one video. We're not all miserable 😅
I'm with LadyNeeka. I do miss Liverpool, Manchester and all the North of Britain.
Not sure what made you think everyone was miserable?
I was worried for your safety there, especially when you talk back in scouse...
There are some miserable people in Liverpool 😂
No
Scousers always have something to say.
Only in Liverpool u get warned for your safety just trying to bring joy to people lifes.
You're an 11... in Scrabble.
Excellent visit to Asda, it was going so well and then the Security guy turns up, same old bs from these people no sense of humour and don’t even try to make someone smile or pass a compliment, keep going Troy.👍
Milo McCabe is one of the best character comedians on the circuit. Troy Hawke is finally getting the recognition it’s always deserved!! 🙏🏼🫶🏼
You are lucky you didn't get stolen by a scouser
Please tell me you met up with Stevostonko at the ciggy counter. You know what I’m talking about 🫡
He should come to Kirkby the people here are the best it would be funny he'd end up in someone's house havin his dinner 😆 the best people in Merseyside 🫶