I do appreciate that her father was the only one who had a reasonable reaction to most of these situations which was like...vague horror at her age in them.
I laugh every time I hear, “I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time.” Update: my sister and I live in different states, and one of us will occasionally text the other, “I didn’t go missing, David.” And the other will respond, “the fbi knew where I was the entire time.” It makes me happy.
I actually have a friend who always has crazy stories just like Alexis and I often doubted whether they were real... Until I had a chance to look through her photos and it turns out most of her stories were real. What a life.
I'm her 😂 last night I was drinking with, and then got into a fight with immigrant Afghanis that live downstairs and lost my glasses in the parking lot. Also my toe is busted up. We speak through Google translate 🤣🤣🤣
I AM a David. I seriously cannot listen to my own name without hearing her in my head - I have friends saying "Eww David" to me (and I am British!). Love the compilation. A HUGE thank you to @Laura Turner
So let's recap what Alexis has done: - got her ex-boyfriend's ex-wife's engagement ring - got arrested when her ex-boyfriend left his molly in her glove compartment - escaped from a Thai drug lord's car trunk by bribing him with sex - went on a blind date to Bali with Leo DeCaprio - was in a three-month relationship with a Saudi prince, and was trapped in his palace the last two months trying to get to an embassy - was taken hostage on David Geffen's yacht by Somali pirates for a week (the FBI knew where she was the entire time) - negotiated in Arabic - got into Kiss Kiss Nightclub in Japan without a lock of human hair - had her first kiss with Jared Leto - was the beard for a very well-known actor - had a friend who sold raw milk and drugs in Venice Beach and had his entire compound raided - travelled through tons of checkpoints in Johannesburg where everybody had a gun - put her name on an lead-containing edible nail polish from a factory in Guangzhou that poisoned people - dated a sultan's nephew for half a regime change who was forbidden to talk to or look at her - was picked up by the South Korean secret police on New Year's - met Beyoncé in Mykonos - had an experience on a yacht with a famous soccer player and a ton of mushrooms - was told by Kirsten Dunst at the premiere of Marie Antoinette that she was jealous of her bangs - went to a resto-lounge in Bangkok that specialized in Tahitian food and scalp massages - visited Stavros at rehab - has klepto friends in the Hamptons - texted Zac Efron a question mark whenever she wanted a booty call - played pool in a Ugandan diamond smuggler's villa for her friend's freedom - had a prescription drug exchange party with her friends in an old boot factory in Krakow - escaped the Yakuza at 21 - stole a bracelet from Sienna Miller at a Halloween party - was paid to talk up Heart Blaster Energy Drink at a Third Eye Blind concert - "just went for bubble tea" with Adam Levine - passed off a mini horse and three guinea pigs as service animals - had a best friend Summer who dated 77-year-old Hugh Hefner in high school - sent former boyfriends on dates with women who weren't a threat, like Pippa Middleton or Rihanna, with ground rules from a thick book by Josh Groban - had an adventure with Vin Diesel - was insisted by the producers of A Little Bit Alexis to take acting classes after they started shooting - was one of the original Pussycat Dolls, for only two weeks because she was too pretty. Their first practice consisted of a couple hours of kegels and then an afternoon of Cheeky Bellinis - was taken by Moira to the Playboy Mansion when she was seven - has been to Miami so many times that the wildlife there is not as sexy up close - maintained a successful semi-committed text relationship with Josh Hartnett while he was shooting Pearl Harbor - had her photo included by Turkish Cosmo on their list of world's best sarongs - fit her high school best friend into a tiny suitcase when they were crossing the border between Laos and Vietnam - receives nudes from Diplo - hooked up with three different GQ Men of the Year at the GQ Men of the Year party - planned Megan Fox's bachelorette party on a tiny island off the coast of Montenegro where nothing is illegal - went to India to follow a long-haired sexy man around for a couple of months, and then came home with a banging yoga bod - ended things with B-Rok on the Backstreet Boys Millenium Tour - moved to England to be with Harry Styles, but it was too rainy - dated half the cast of White Squall - made out with Stavro in his parents' aviary - had a weekend with Tom Hardy that allows her to identify England on a map - had a jet sent for her by Tiger Woods - went a whole year without seeing her family :(
Pick a spin-off A: “simply the best” a spin-off about David’s life after marriage in schitts creek B: “a little bit Alexis” about Alexis life in NYC C: “rosebud motel” about stevies life before and after meeting the roses and her future
Dawg they need to develop a show about Alexis in New York as an independent business woman and navigating life with her lessons from her past and there can be flashbacks to those stories... and call it... A Little Bit Alexis And she meets a girl going through a hard time or something and at the end of the three seasons ( shows should have end dates) it all adds up to a book that helps struggling young ladies of Alexiss stories. Also get these celebrities to guest star.
I can't believe any of the actors on the receiving end of these lovely stories were able to not CRACK up!!! beyond me.. am chuckling here all by myself LOL...
Great compilation! Unfortunately, it misses my all time favourite Alexis quote when she’s helping David prepare for his driving test and says “Hey, relax, David. I once had a 7-year-old drive me around Mumbai, so I'm pretty sure you're cool to steer for a sec.”
I am *so* glad that this video exists! I was afraid that I was going to have to go back to the begining of the series and watch again all the way through to compile them myself, which I actually would have been happy to do. 😉
"Where were you when I was dating half the cast of White Squall?" is so brilliantly specific. As someone who once wanted to date pretty much ALL of the cast of White Squall, I find this absolutely hilarious!
Lmao wow 🤣 escaping the Yakuza, playing pool with a diamond smuggler for her friend's freedom and getting held hostage by Somalian pirates. What a badass life
Dan said he did. And, she was his, most favorite, character to write for. Also, when he won his Emmy, he thanked her, saying she is his other half. They won 9 Emmys that night. Catherine, Eugene, Daniel, Annie. They also won for best writing team. Then, the other 4, I can't remember? 💥💥 SO, SO, SO WELL DESERVED.🔥🔥
The fact that Dan (David) would keep a notebook by his bed in case he had a spontaneous idea for the script. I just know he woke up out of a dead sleep and jotted some of these down with eyes barely open. Makes it more hilarious
I would love a series of her life before they lost the money. One of my favourite lines was when David found out she had a license to drive semi trucks and she’s like I had a lot of people to move.
But yes, funny as they are, these are still stories about a too-young girl being taken advantage of and later putting herself in dangerous situations due to self-obsessed, neglectful parents.
Annie is simply perfect for this role. She deserves an award for her facial expressions and hand motions alone.
She won an Emmy in September!
The t-rex playing piano 🤣🤣😭
Her mannerisms are so charming
Yeees.. She just eases into her stories.. Makes them so believable how she just brings them up
I can’t imagine anyone else in the world playing Alexis
Same!!!!!!
Definitely! Annie is perfect on the show, I can't believe Abby Elliot (Chris Elliot's daughter who played Ronald the mayor), almost played Alexis.
@@GabrielaTorres-do3cg Roland
Was just talking about this, criminal that she'd been out of work for like 2 years before getting it
And i adore them all but she is SO underrated!!!
I do appreciate that her father was the only one who had a reasonable reaction to most of these situations which was like...vague horror at her age in them.
Yes!! His face sells it half the time
Especially when he thought she went on spring break but was in Thailand or Somalia 😂😂😂
“I had just gotten my braces off” is the one that really sends me over the edge 😂
I laugh every time I hear, “I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time.”
Update: my sister and I live in different states, and one of us will occasionally text the other, “I didn’t go missing, David.” And the other will respond, “the fbi knew where I was the entire time.”
It makes me happy.
I would die for a crossover of Alexis and Tahani Al-Jamil
Omg I thought the exact same thing. They’re so alike, specially with all their celebrity stories
they would either be best friends or worst enemies lol
Omg yesss😭
She is a CIA agent
Oh My God, my exact thoughts. I immediately thought of Tahani when I saw Alexis
I actually have a friend who always has crazy stories just like Alexis and I often doubted whether they were real... Until I had a chance to look through her photos and it turns out most of her stories were real. What a life.
Lol 😂 I’m that one friend
I'm her 😂 last night I was drinking with, and then got into a fight with immigrant Afghanis that live downstairs and lost my glasses in the parking lot. Also my toe is busted up. We speak through Google translate 🤣🤣🤣
The way she says David is iconic
Eww David!
I AM a David. I seriously cannot listen to my own name without hearing her in my head - I have friends saying "Eww David" to me (and I am British!). Love the compilation. A HUGE thank you to @Laura Turner
Dayviid
I die every time Johnny gives Alexis a look every time he’s finds out something new
She hadn't worked in 2 years when she got the audition for Schitt's Creek. Thank God for all we SC fans that she got it!!
I don't know why, but I've never questioned the reality of her adventures.
Same 😂
she was gone for 15 years.. thats like halfl he r
life lol
They should make a show about all of her wild adventures
Called a little bit alexis
@@eviekenyon574 yassss
a little bit Alexis
YES!! That would be amazing! *Wink wink CBC/Pop/Netflix.* Maybe with cameos from the other Roses?
But this version is called "Li'l Bit Alexis", and it's about nine-year-old Alexis's exploits. And it's animated.
She’s definitely a secret agent.
She confirmed that in the Escape Room
I'm sorry, but were YOU picked up by the South Korean secret police on New Year's?
“I WAS a beard...” 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I was looking for this
Thank you, this is just what I was looking for! What I like more is her Dad's reaction on hearing the age at which she had some of these experiences
I know. 🤣 He is wondering all the time where was I?
He is the only one with a REASONABLE reaction tbh
Eugine's reactions are perfect for when a adult daughter let's slip some of her teen exploits.
So let's recap what Alexis has done:
- got her ex-boyfriend's ex-wife's engagement ring
- got arrested when her ex-boyfriend left his molly in her glove compartment
- escaped from a Thai drug lord's car trunk by bribing him with sex
- went on a blind date to Bali with Leo DeCaprio
- was in a three-month relationship with a Saudi prince, and was trapped in his palace the last two months trying to get to an embassy
- was taken hostage on David Geffen's yacht by Somali pirates for a week (the FBI knew where she was the entire time)
- negotiated in Arabic
- got into Kiss Kiss Nightclub in Japan without a lock of human hair
- had her first kiss with Jared Leto
- was the beard for a very well-known actor
- had a friend who sold raw milk and drugs in Venice Beach and had his entire compound raided
- travelled through tons of checkpoints in Johannesburg where everybody had a gun
- put her name on an lead-containing edible nail polish from a factory in Guangzhou that poisoned people
- dated a sultan's nephew for half a regime change who was forbidden to talk to or look at her
- was picked up by the South Korean secret police on New Year's
- met Beyoncé in Mykonos
- had an experience on a yacht with a famous soccer player and a ton of mushrooms
- was told by Kirsten Dunst at the premiere of Marie Antoinette that she was jealous of her bangs
- went to a resto-lounge in Bangkok that specialized in Tahitian food and scalp massages
- visited Stavros at rehab
- has klepto friends in the Hamptons
- texted Zac Efron a question mark whenever she wanted a booty call
- played pool in a Ugandan diamond smuggler's villa for her friend's freedom
- had a prescription drug exchange party with her friends in an old boot factory in Krakow
- escaped the Yakuza at 21
- stole a bracelet from Sienna Miller at a Halloween party
- was paid to talk up Heart Blaster Energy Drink at a Third Eye Blind concert
- "just went for bubble tea" with Adam Levine
- passed off a mini horse and three guinea pigs as service animals
- had a best friend Summer who dated 77-year-old Hugh Hefner in high school
- sent former boyfriends on dates with women who weren't a threat, like Pippa Middleton or Rihanna, with ground rules from a thick book by Josh Groban
- had an adventure with Vin Diesel
- was insisted by the producers of A Little Bit Alexis to take acting classes after they started shooting
- was one of the original Pussycat Dolls, for only two weeks because she was too pretty. Their first practice consisted of a couple hours of kegels and then an afternoon of Cheeky Bellinis
- was taken by Moira to the Playboy Mansion when she was seven
- has been to Miami so many times that the wildlife there is not as sexy up close
- maintained a successful semi-committed text relationship with Josh Hartnett while he was shooting Pearl Harbor
- had her photo included by Turkish Cosmo on their list of world's best sarongs
- fit her high school best friend into a tiny suitcase when they were crossing the border between Laos and Vietnam
- receives nudes from Diplo
- hooked up with three different GQ Men of the Year at the GQ Men of the Year party
- planned Megan Fox's bachelorette party on a tiny island off the coast of Montenegro where nothing is illegal
- went to India to follow a long-haired sexy man around for a couple of months, and then came home with a banging yoga bod
- ended things with B-Rok on the Backstreet Boys Millenium Tour
- moved to England to be with Harry Styles, but it was too rainy
- dated half the cast of White Squall
- made out with Stavro in his parents' aviary
- had a weekend with Tom Hardy that allows her to identify England on a map
- had a jet sent for her by Tiger Woods
- went a whole year without seeing her family :(
Thank you for summing that up!
thank you for your effort!
@@meredithblake9827 of course! Such a well-travelled life must be documented lol
Omg!
How did this list manage to make me laugh, even after having watched the video?
Oh yeah, it’s top-notch writing…
Hearing them all strung together like this is an extra special treat.
“aand we.. made it.. work... for like half a regime change”
“he was a very young.. 77”
“the wildlife is not as sexy upclose”
Pick a spin-off
A: “simply the best” a spin-off about David’s life after marriage in schitts creek
B: “a little bit Alexis” about Alexis life in NYC
C: “rosebud motel” about stevies life before and after meeting the roses and her future
All of the above
A Little Bit Alexis
b for sure
B
Dawg they need to develop a show about Alexis in New York as an independent business woman and navigating life with her lessons from her past and there can be flashbacks to those stories... and call it... A Little Bit Alexis
And she meets a girl going through a hard time or something and at the end of the three seasons ( shows should have end dates) it all adds up to a book that helps struggling young ladies of Alexiss stories.
Also get these celebrities to guest star.
It will be critically reviewed.
I would absolutely watch that! 😅
And they do a Christmas special where David and Patrick are hosting and they have a massive struggle to get back to Schitt's Creek in time.
Just how many times has Alexis been taken hostage 🤣🤣
THANK YOU FOR THIS COMPILATION!!!! YOU'VE DONE HUMANITY A GREAT SERVICE ❤️🌸
My pleasure!
Alexis definitely is underrated and this is why
“Tell that to me at 21 escaping the Yakuza” 😭 I screamed
The scary thing is, I believe all of her stories. Every single one.
I watch Alexis at least once a day for mental health instead of watching the news ! Laughter helps u deal with everything
I can't believe any of the actors on the receiving end of these lovely stories were able to not CRACK up!!! beyond me.. am chuckling here all by myself LOL...
This is FANTASTIC!!! Alexis needs a prequel!
She makes them sound like it was a picnic by a lake where a unicorn farted sprinkles
funny metaphor
I NEED one of Twyla's stories too. Someone make it already!!
plus she's a millionaire i'd like to see her and alexis in ny
I try to watch Alexis everyday , helps me get through the 3 mins of daily news I allow myself . Humor is good for mental health !
My favorite character of all time ❤️
She did deserve that emmy! Love her
Great compilation! Unfortunately, it misses my all time favourite Alexis quote when she’s helping David prepare for his driving test and says “Hey, relax, David. I once had a 7-year-old drive me around Mumbai, so I'm pretty sure you're cool to steer for a sec.”
along with, "I have my drivers license in seven countries, and I have my F-class." and "You try parallel parking in a burka, david!"
@@Carina5707 “we had a lot of people to move!” What were you doing, Alexis? 😂
Eugene's expressions when she's narrating these stories is pure Gold. I always lol when rewatching these. 😅😅
I am *so* glad that this video exists! I was afraid that I was going to have to go back to the begining of the series and watch again all the way through to compile them myself, which I actually would have been happy to do. 😉
Did anyone else hear moira at 4:30 mutter "spit it out"
I wonder if it was to Alexis or Annie, since it was the last episode :(
Alexis Rose and Stefon from SNL would get along so well.
This role was made for her! I like how her family just listen casually as if it's all normal 😂😂
Except her dad. At least there’s one person paying attention to what she’s actually saying 😂
She’s like an Archer character lmfao 😂
Now that's a crossover I'd love to see
"I'm almost glad that we lost the time."
So am I. I got to watch Alexis grow into this beautiful soul she is now😭❤
Take a bow who wrote all these adventures for her character 🙌
I believe that was Daniel Levi! He says he loved writing her stories.
Genius! The writing and the acting...
Daniel said these anecdotes were partially based on his life. Dear god, I am dying to know which ones apply to him. 😂😂😂
Right!??. 🤣🤣🤣
oh my god i love him/them!@
Tom hardy,Adam Levine, Harry styles and the gq men of the year awards maybe?
@@johnindigo5477 there are so many levels of shade here, it’s insane. 😂😂😂
Brilliant stories and brilliant character creation. Be proud,!!!
I’m so thankful you posted this, I’ve always loved her little stories lol
One of the best tv characters of the last ten years. And given this show that says so much
A well deserved Emmy award for sure
Her character has grown so much on the show I can't =')
I lost it at “Sultan’s Nephew” 😂
"Where were you when I was dating half the cast of White Squall?" is so brilliantly specific. As someone who once wanted to date pretty much ALL of the cast of White Squall, I find this absolutely hilarious!
It so funny cos I left home at 18 and I tell random stories and my folks are like, "what were you doing in Vietnam?!"
This is just perfect
Some wild anecdotes and name droppings lol
"Try parallel parking while wearing a burqa" is one pf my favorites 😂
The World According To Alexis!
You're not really a celebrity until Alexis mentions a story featuring you.
Lmao wow 🤣 escaping the Yakuza, playing pool with a diamond smuggler for her friend's freedom and getting held hostage by Somalian pirates. What a badass life
😂😂😂😂😂
Alexis HAS LIVED! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I need a prequel series of her in all these situations!!!!
OMG PLZ
Given that she is an actual child in some of these situations, I think they would be far less funny to witness on-screen.
The last clip ❤ good job
thank you so much i really need this.
Oh love this!
Why do I feel like Dan Levy wrote all of these.
he did
i saw an interview (possibly with Jimmy Fallon but not sure) where he said, these little stories where his favourites to write. just brilliant stuff
@@eiermitspeck2430 Oh that makes sense lol. I probably saw it.
Dan said he did. And, she was his, most favorite, character to write for.
Also, when he won his Emmy, he thanked her, saying she is his other half.
They won 9 Emmys that night. Catherine, Eugene, Daniel, Annie. They also won for best writing team. Then, the other 4, I can't remember?
💥💥 SO, SO, SO WELL DESERVED.🔥🔥
He mentioned that they were loosely based on his life...the celeb stories at least
Alexis needs her own show!!!!! it MUST happen
I loved her expression at, "Nothing was illegal. Like, NOTHING!"
When you hear it back to back like that, it really does sound completely insane 🤣
My favorite video in the internet
Omg! They mentioned Johannesburg on the show. Yaay!!!
I have to re-watch A Little Bit Alexis at least once a week. Annie was dope.
ANNIE IS SOOO DAMN TALENTED SHE’S A REALLY, REALLY phenomenal actress and super beautiful!!!😁❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻 She wins all the awards🏆🏆🏆
Alexis Rose, International Woman of Mystery
You reckon? Won’t tell you my stories
I’m HERE for it
If you look up David Geffens yacht they added Alexis Rose to the list of celebrity guests
what absolutely gets me is how horrified johnny is every time he hears one of her stories 😭😭😭
So iconic
"Adam Levine and I just went for bubble tea" 💀💀💀
Oh yeah David Yeah!! I love Alexis so much.
We need an Alexis adventure spinoff
ted much have good time listening those stories.
The mini horse and pigs as Service Animals has happened, seperately 🤣🤣🤣🤣😥
Alexis Rose's stories make mine unremarkable 😂
The fact that Dan (David) would keep a notebook by his bed in case he had a spontaneous idea for the script. I just know he woke up out of a dead sleep and jotted some of these down with eyes barely open. Makes it more hilarious
i love her
Is there a place where I can go and sign something to bring this show back????
Love you Alexis ❤️❤️
The thing is, they are most definitely all true 😜😬😂
The Yakuza story is the best
Wow, and I thought my 20’s were wild.
"it's like a drive-thru but everybody has a gun" LMAO
I would love a series of her life before they lost the money. One of my favourite lines was when David found out she had a license to drive semi trucks and she’s like I had a lot of people to move.
Perfect casting
Ughhh I wish I had her face! She’s annoyingly beautiful
We need a whole new seasons of the actual re-enactment of these stories
White Squall was in the mid-90s, was she like six years old while dating the cast, lol
This was the only reference I didn't get. I have no idea who White Squall is.
She would have been around 13-14 during the millennium tour and the cast of white squall could have been at any point.
But yes, funny as they are, these are still stories about a too-young girl being taken advantage of and later putting herself in dangerous situations due to self-obsessed, neglectful parents.
How old is she this some the entire life story of someone on their deathbed.
She was a rich girl without her parental guidance..that why..
"I wasn't IN rehab, I was AT rehab, visiting Stavros" 😂😂😂
Annie is glorious in this role.
Try getting into Kiss kiss in Tokyo without a lock of human hair
do i have to remind u of that time i was taken hostage on david geffen’s yacht by somali pirates for a WEEK
"It's just like a drive thru but with guns" - the best ❤
Other than the run-ins with Saudi Royalty...I can totally relate!