New Rule: America's Danger Zone | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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If you’ve been making it your life’s mission to root out the insufficiently liberal in cinema, did you not notice that Top Gun: Maverick is a lot about making warmongering sexy again?
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That last part of the aliens attacking and what the parties/politicians would do had me rolling 🤣
🤣especially the Lindsey Graham comment!!
@@lbutchj4877 Notice how that joke was "in the END of the video" . . .
Me too.
@@lbutchj4877 he’d hope for more alien invasions because he’d like it that much
I could picture AOC making a stupid Instagram live video on not insulting the Martianx community
The finish to this is some of the best content you've done Bill. America is starving for more "Both Sides Suck" content, and you're the best at it
I LOVE THAT. YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUTTA MY MIND.
Comedy used to be equal opportunity. SNL used to rip on whoever was in office. No more...which is why no one watches any more. Ax grinding is simply not funny. Jimmy Fallon's monologue regularly contains slams on Trump, who's no longer in office. Meanwhile, Biden creates comedy gold on a daily basis, and today's comedians don't seem to notice. No wonder Babylon Bee is so much funnier than the Onion...they pick on EVERYONE!
@@RGRanch I agree, the onion fell to pieces when it became purely political hits.
Not sure the babylon bee is much better though
@@RGRanch do u even watch late night or snl, or just listen to what the morons on Fox News say about it? I watch them all the time and they are constantly making fun of Biden. But everyone is so polarized that they deliberately ignore whatever contradicts their narrow minded viewpoint and just cling to their stubborn ignorant perspective.
@@RGRanch Fallon goes way easier on tfg than Colbert or Kimmel. SNL rips on Biden's eff ups every week. What's your point again?
As an independent I have become more and more hoping for this kind of ripping of the absurdity of both sides of the political spectrum. Bill thank you for bringing some critical satirical balance to the idiots we all put in charge of this country..
We can hope. Both the left and right went bonkers.
Well said!!! Thank you
@@glennglenn7428 i m afraid of both of them🥲
The age of reson is over, replaced by the age of ultraHD logic systems controlled by an ultra minority. We are in worse times than the Jews in ancient Egypt... they at least had somewhere to wander and get lost, but now the global digital communications system DOMINATES all humanity (both our individual & collective attentions) and if you leave that SYSTEM, it knows immediately and will track you down... possibly with an AI controlled drone killing you.
WE didn't put them in charge, even if we voted... the SYSTEM did.
Bill Maher absolutely nailed it with this monologue. And I guess I like dark humor, because I was in stitches.
Too bad it was all wrong.
@Scatoogle Please explain.
@@zachmartin1458 Scat can't cuz he's a drive by troll whom like so many, seldom thinks things thru. Consider his chit as meaningless graffiti on the wall
Bill is officially just ripping all sides now and I'm here for it
@Clyde Reported.
As he says himself,”Y’gotta go where the funny is”. And right now both sides are bringing the funny.
Except he's not doing it in the correct way. Sure there are ridiculous things on the left but the actual good things the left does he critisizes.
It's weird that he's the only one still in the middle.
He's been ripping both sides forever. Both sides have BS to cut through, it's just that one side has a lot more BS to cut through
Despite loving Top Gun: Maverick, I agree with his arguments.
But I think that's part of the problem......
Felt like virtue signalling and "boomer with a subuaru" bumper sticker liberalism.
Still better than 90% of movies out there
I don't
I think we all know that if the studio had named a nation as the enemy, the movie wouldn't sell as well in that market.
I never much cared for Bill Maher....but more and more lately I not only find you funny but bringing intelligent points. Keep up the good work Bill. America needs more voices of reason.
This is one of the most on-point New Rules I've ever seen, and I've been following Bill for years now.
I'm a Republican, and I think that Bill Maher is hilarious. This is the way humor use to be. If you want to unite Americans, be willing to laugh at both sides. Find common humor, and the levity will bring about unity.
Agree with the former -- we need to "find ... humor" in the cesspool of politics -- but disagree with the latter. The divide the big lie of "45" has caused and continues to feed likely will not close until at least my generation -- the boomers -- completely die off.
I admire that you can be objective when listening to some one so liberal. We all should be more objective and open-minded!👍🏽
I’m a democrat and I agree. Both sides have their share of stupid crap ideas and ignorant fools.
@@suezbell1 oh, I think it will go away before then. The big lie 45 is no different than when Hillary claimed that the 2016 election was stolen, or when John Kerry claimed that the 2000 election was stolen, or even as recently as 2020 when Stacy Abrams claimed that her election was stolen. You see, there's always someone complaining that the election was stolen. Sit back and look at both sides. Same old story different day.
@@elizabethduran3435 I think Bill Maher actually has a massive conservative following. I too am a trump loving republican.
One of the best New Rules in a long time. Well done.
True, I mean there is a huge chance of him being right where it's not even funny for a few seconds.
That’s exactly what I said when I saw it last night. He nailed it from beginning to end.
And probably the MOST accurate.
I agree ☝️ I wrote this before I saw yours!🤗❤️😇
It would be good if he was honest about the f35. Also flyovers are the best!
I'm an absolute conservative and I think Bill M is hilarious. Plus, his digs at the DOD budget were center mass. I spent 26+ years in the Army. 21 of those years were in some leadership capacity. We had to account for every penny spent. Every tool in every tool kit. I know air power is important. I know what it is like to beg for it and know it's on the way. I know the M1 Tanks are vital. Still, I thing the contracting system is in need of serious scrutiny.
Most military hardware is inflated by at least 1000 percent. It's ridiculous while the people can't put food on the table. Fear causes crime and unemployment as well as a major decline in people's standard of living.
If we didn't have a strong military, we wouldn't have the freedoms that we have.
@@andrewhobbins1915 While the "enemy" in Top Gun Maverick remains nameless is because while foreign nations spend money on their nation and their people instead of the endless money pit called the military industrial complex, on a long enough time line, when the US dollar collapses and the US military industrial complex has no more money/resources to maintain a hegemony in the world, Russia/China and the BRIC Bank will take over and trounce the demoralized, decaying, decadent America full of impoverished native people and immigrants without firing a shot.
Tom Cruise, his Scientology cult, and Maverick can do all of his dogfighting with paper airplanes and Kenny Loggins at full blast in a rubber room - won't make a lick of difference of defending America from its future fate.
Yes, you and Ike. That's General Eisenhower to you.
Dude is funny.
The “enemy” in the original back in 1986 was also called the “enemy” or the “other side”.
That Lindsey Graham dig at the end really got me. 🤣👍
Lindsey is watching now and agrees he’s do just that
That whole bit had me dying 😂😩 “republicans would say ‘this is what happens in Biden’s America.’ Democrats would point out how the death lasers were disproportionately affecting low income communities” FACTS
That last part about the politicians was amazing “Lindsey Graham would volunteer for the an&l probe” 😂😂
Certainly we as a nation can all agree that LG would indeed do that.
He would defiantly enjoy it. He has always been a closet case.
The “..Kenny Loggins?!” still cracks me up 😂
This is one of the best bits Bill M has ever done. The sad part he is right. This country has gotten really bad about getting knotted up over some of silliest crap.
".. Not even Amber Heard could do it."
But she could doo-doo it.
This comment was filmed before a live studio ostrich.
💩💩💩💩
Amber heard alert
We have heard immunity now...
"You guys always act like you're better than me"
-amber heard as meg griffin confirmed
“Stop demonizing the Martianx community!” 🤣
There will be college sensitivity courses on this very oppressed group. Coming soon!
Lmao
Undocumented Martians
Classy. Best monolog of the season. Who knows maybe we'll finally unite after the next current thing.
Don't hold your breath. Americans are too stupid to admit their beliefs are wrong.
That Lindsay Graham joke at the end....damn! 😂😂
The lack of an "enemy" wasn't a DoD tactic, it was marketing. If they had named an enemy in the script, they would have limited their market. When the original came out 35 years ago, they didn't really care about the global movie market and China wasn't a power house. Now every big film is sanitized to ensure broadest appeal and ROI.
35 years ago they did not name the enemy either, this is nothing new in this franchise
I believe the director said they cut out the enemy in post because of it could be controversial and Tom wanted the movie out a long time ago. It's smart on their part. The world really doesn't need another Red Dawn and I'm so tired of seeing American soldiers kill what look like normal citizens called terrorists.
It's Iran. 100% no question Iran.
No other country has combat "ready" F-14s (left over from when America was supporting the Shah in the 70's, before the lunatics took over).
Oh come on, the "enemy" is Quebec. I've camped in that forrest once,
In the movie The Pacifier, Vin Deisel talks about "the Serbs" instead of who the enemy obviously was back then.
I’m a Christian and moderate and always appreciate Bill’s humor, even though his atheist tendencies take aim directly at my beliefs. But, he’s an equal-opportunity “offender” and it’s good to see so many people supporting that.
he mocks ridiculous beliefs. cough cough.
@@mostlyharmless88 Leave the living in a big fish and talking burning bush believer alone! =P
I think a true christian would turn the other cheek and not make it about themselves.
Logic and reason also take aim at your and all other religious beliefs. Take no offense
I’m still waiting for him to criticize those who believe the Democrats are the saviors of the black race when they are responsible for the Ku Klux Klan, segregation, and slavery. oh yeah… cough cough.
The aliens attacking part had me rollin
"We know nothing about their language, their history, or what they look like. But we can assume this, they stand for everything we don't stand for!"
-Zapp Brannigan
I love Bill for his critiques of any side that acts dumb, we need more people like him and the late George Carlin in this world, no joke listen to what they say, they are one of the few public figures to bash on both left and right wing agendas that ultimately harm us all
While I don't disagree about calling them as you see them, I do think Bill's given too much attention to the Twitter left since 2020 when the other side is doing nothing short of trying to end democracy and entrench white conservative minority rule. The threats posed by extremists on the two sides are nowhere near equal.
dont give me that both sides shit. you cant say both parties have an equal amount of "harm" thats been done. bc only one party is stripping rights...demolishing democracy, inciting an insurrection, undermining our election process, blocking policies that help ppl with no substitutes, and supports a president that is literally a national security risk. lets just be real here. definitely can tell you're a republican bc you taking responsibility or owning up to your party's bullshit is nonexistent. yall refuse to have some dignity and say "i was wrong." instead you would rather wreck the entire country over your measly pride.
'Murica
Where brilliance is overrun by ignorance
Profit reigns over humanity
Fear is the source of motivation
Medication drowns the Insanity
The ticking time bomb of corporate capitalism
Clock counts down to implosion
Tempers flaring out of control
Triggered into the next explosion
"The Man" is just an overgrown child
Intellect is replaced with violence
Greed and corruption run rampant
Whistle blowers are silenced
The wealthiest bully in the world
Poverty being outspent by war
A real life game of Monopoly and Risk
No clue what they're fighting for
Keeping secrets to hide the truth
While keeping their pockets lined
Basic needs have become a luxury
While the veil keeps you blind
Where blame is passed to the other side
No problems are solved by solution
Blind to the route of the actual issue
Clinging to an outdated constitution
Bill is nothing like George Carlin. George would be laughing at bill for caring as much as he does.
George Carlin was a hypocrite
I genuinely laughed my ass off. Everyone got their asses whooped equally.
That reminds me of participation trophies. No one is really wrong, because we’re all wrong. So nothing to see here.
Yes, agreed.
Almost correct. Lindsey Graham got his whipped the most...
@@djn48 ...and he liked it.
@@rdalge No one said we are all wrong. Just that both of the two big sides are probably wrong. But those are not the only people on the playfield, but in America (if I am correct) you guys are made to think like that. Pits you against each other and against your own interests. And makes situations much simpler, "Good vs Bad", and you just have to cheer for your team.
There's the bill Maher we used to know. Skewer them all. Awesome.
"We have met the enemy, and he is us."--Walt Kelly
I haven't heard a viewpoint like Bill's regarding Top Gun before.
He's a bit of a maverick.
Lol. I see what you did there.
He's maverick for making stupid incorrect comments about a great film?
Clap... clap... clap..
@Clyde3 Reported.
That comment was as cheesy as the film 🤣
"Like a catholic priest loves sleep away camp", woke up the neighbors laughing at that one 🙂
The final jokes about American reactions to a Martian invasion were gold!
Can't believe this segment. Never seen a monologue that is so 💯🎯
As a vet you nailed it. We had contractors that made four to five times what my sailors made. My sailors could do the job but nope gotta have contractors.
I've read & heard that about newer Navy vessels, ships, subs. Sailors just clean stuff, watch PMCs, do inspections, write reports 📋. Some may assist with aid or intl 🌏 relief, crisis efforts.
Navy73-77 army 77-94 u.s park service 94-2018 your so right about contractors I've seen the same. one time I got to save the national park service $150.000 to build new windows with my coworker. but the park service is bad to on contracting out work for no good reasons.thanks!
Given all the idiocy I had to deal with from NAVFAC San Diego when I worked in construction analytics? Norfolk office had its act together, but I came so close to saying to the San Diego one "Could I please speak to someone who's at least a lieutenant commander!?"
It depends on troop levels. I worked as a DOD contractor from 2014-2020 and in most cases made less money than the federal employees I was working alongside.
When troops levels were low like in 2003 and 2001 as the two wars started, contractors could demand significantly higher money as military personnel levels were way lower due to the cutbacks of the Clinton Administration. As the troop levels rose, the contractor salaries decreased over time. I remember a recruiter calling me up in 2018 asking if I was interested in a $90k salary position in Afghanistan. I informed him I made more than that as an E-5 when I deployed to the same location back in 2011 when you added in benefits, allowances, base pay, and hazardous duty and hardship pay.
I get that it's trendy to "hate" on contractors but the truth is they fill critical gaps in a lot of areas and bring expertise that the military can't generate on its own. You're not going to convince an IT specialist to join the military when he can make 3x the salary in the private sector, the only way you get him to work on your stuff is to pay him accordingly.
enlisted ranks do the majority of hands on work and are the least paid also they don't have/can't afford lobbyists to advocate for them like mil. contractors do follow the $ it's that simple
Honestly, I simply see Top Gun: Maverick as an authentic, fun, nostalgic action movie that gave me hope in the idea of a summer blockbuster that doesn't involve superheroes. 🤷♂️
And Bill Maher hates superheros too. All they do is enforce some type of morality while giving people imaginative entertainment. There are a lot of worse ways people can be spending their time, especially if they're bored and miserable. Maher is even against education and medical doctors now. And with his going against the military that keeps China and Russia in check, Maher has officially lost me. Maher even insulted the F-35 while clearly not knowing a thing about it. He's just basically sad and naive at this point.
Bill just gotta hate
@@MrGriff305 lol....the last thing superhero movies are is imaginative. Boring black and white good vs evil plots with some fucking stupid MacGuffin that's going to "destroy everything". Yawn.
And he said he liked Top Gun so I'm not sure what you're talking about there.
He's "against" education and doctors? That seems like a strawman statement for sure. I'm sure you cherry picked and misinterpreted something he said on that one....but by all means prove it with some quotes IN context.
How does the military keep Russia and China "in check"? Maybe nukes do, but theirs keep America's in check too. Russia invaded Ukraine. They didn't care about the US military. China is continuing to BUILD it's military BECAUSE of the size of the US military. So you're wrong there too.
And yeah....about the only thing you got right was Bill not having up to date info about the effectiveness of the F35, but even a lot of that is speculation based on reports of test pilots flying the thing. Hardly unbiased sources of information. Time will tell on that.
Doesn’t involve superheroes when Cruise literally plays a superhero…
@Clyde3 Reported.
Godzilla versus None of Your Business.
I'm dead. 🤣
Bill's monologues are superb...
Well we all take different things from watching a movie. The message I got: a commitment to excellence, unconventional ways of learning, calculated risk taking, teamwork, challenging yourself. My daughters and I had a blast watching Top Gun.
Top Gun Maverick honestly could of been put out in 2000 or 2012 with 0 real changes or plot issues. Maybe SFX, CGI, casting points. Pete Mitchell would still be a O-6 Navy Capt. 🛩 The Iran mission would be the exact same. 2022 or 2002. 🤷🏻♂️
@@DavidLLambertmobile What's funny is no one remembers the first Top Gun didn't specify an enemy as well. Obviously the red star in the yellow circle heavily implied Russia and they went against Mig-23's but it was never specified, and the Gulf of Sidra battle the final dogfight is based on was actually a clash between Libyan piloted Mig-23's and US F-14 Tomcats.
Plus coming to grips with aging, and dealing with grief. I can see the first movie being slammed by the new woke, but this one? It may have still had America Yes vibe (which isn't a bad thing). But this movie is so much more than machisma. And that pilots can be women and black and they are just great pilots, not their sex or ethnicity. Loved the movie.
@@samuraikitty18 Agreed! To me this movie was about aging and the approaching issue of technology making human skill obsolete.
You have been propagandized. Enjoy your simple life.
Oh my God that Lindsey Graham line made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.
They didn't even say who the enemy was. They just called them the enemy.
The martian attack part was gold🤣🤣
The Lindsey Graham joke is accurate AF!
Very
What I dug about Maverick is my daughter, who's 13, got to see it in the theater and she got to see an entertaining movie that made her feel patriotic and entertained without being preached to. When we were kids we had Indiana Jones, the patriot, die hard, the rock, con air, and endless others which pointed out America's not perfect but our Hollywood action movies un-apologetically kick ass. Now, many people think if you have an American flag on your front porch you might be a extremist or a terrorist, and don't consider that maybe you had a grandfather that fought the Nazis.....
Having said all that, I love Bill Maher for being one of the independents that still has common sense.
Yeah I’m not sure why the left as tried to turn the American flag or any sort of patriotism into a bad thing.
Seems like a losing strategy. And honestly god help is if it WAS a winning strategy
Indiana Jones was patriotic?
USA literally locked away the Arc of the covenant and just forgot about it.
He was smart and strong individual who hated nazis but was he really the one to go "America GO!!!"?
Your ilk embraced torture and racial profiling during the War On Terror and even suggested resurrecting internment camps for anybody who was Muslim, all while waving said flag. You claim to be Captain American but in reality you're Homelander.
@@JM-mh1pp The USA at the time, and hopefully now, in that movie represented that too much power is corrupt and should be locked away as they did with the Arc of the Covenant.
@@JM-mh1pp he was working for the OSS
Brilliantly balanced. Greetings from the UK.
The Amber heard part has gold lmao
I was waxing nostalgic as Bill appeared to return to his more liberal views as he criticized the defense spending. Then he brought it back around nicely and left no side untouched as he continued his critic. The bit about the alien invasion was hysterical, witty and yet soberingly spot on....bravo.
Well, with respect, and IMHO, spending over a trillion dollars on the F35 after it has been shown to be riddled with problems is worth a some criticism. If the USAF quietly admits it is a failure, why are our tax dollars still buying the darned thing?
He did leave himself untouched and that the point.
@@snitox very true - 'everyone's wrong except me' is the mantra of our binary age.
He's never left his liberal views. The left has
Yep.
It was actually a good move calling it " the enemy" it avoided any politcal scandal. Because you know everyone would be putting in the 2 cents if they named a country as some racist, or what ever "ist" they could come up with.
Also, they knew that it really was irrelevant: aren't the Americans used to always being at war with some far away country whose inhabitants don't matter?
What does it matter who the enemy is, if it's the enemy then it's the enemy no matter the race religion etc.
@@jonathandavis8599 It matters to leftists. They need to clarify if the enemy is actually the enemy or if their domestic political opposition is the real enemy, as the media has conditioned them to believe.
I'm sure the real reason is that they just want to sell the movie to all countries, especially to china. If they would name a concrete enemy, many countries would ban the movie because of their political interests and connections to that enemy or rather their political position to what that enemy stands for.
It was Russia the enemy was obviously Russia
Critics love Top Gun the way a Catholic priest loves sleep away camp. Man, that was cold.
I'm not a liberal, but I support the fact Bill Maher makes fun of everybody, regardless of who might get offended. Good work.
GREAT writing this year on his show. Firing on all cylinders. Making fun of all sides is so refreshing.
Good old fashioned late night comedy. Everyone is a target. Thanks Bill.
More like Maher has such a fragile ego that he doesn’t care if he gets love from
racists and the other dregs of society, meaning he’s turning more and more into Donald Trump every single day.
As an indigenous conservative, you hit another solid home run Bill!
Abolish the Bureau of Indian Affairs!
Because it was a bloody awesome movie!!! Something the rest of Hollywood forgot completely about..
Didn't see it, not gonna see it.
But that point about a 'mutual enemy'.. dayum. Dead on.
Same here. Bill has to remember that movies skew young in demographics and programs like his don't. I know he's in Hollywood but if he talks too much about movies his audience will tune out because they don't watch as many anymore.
The second half about how people will find a reason to complain about ANYTHING was spot on - now if only Bill had the self-awareness to realize that was true about the first half of this segment, as well.
He's an entertainer... I need to remind myself of that sometimes when I watch him and get worked up about a few things he says. A funny punchline is more important to him SOMETIMES than what he really feels. Still hard for me to accept sometimes, but I've watched him long enough to realize what he's doing, entertaining.
Great comment. Over analyzing a movie that people are raving about because it takes us back to the days when it was okay to enjoy machismo in movies.
“Spot on” ugh, I hate that phrase
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's because liberals are EVERYTHING they claim to hate.
@@sheilaboland6285 oh, why's that?
Martianx killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As someone who has worked on the JSF program I can tell you it's hardly a failure. Japan, Norway, Denmark, Germany, Italy, UK, Canada, Turkey, Australia, Belgium, Finland, Poland and South Korea have all taken a interest in acquiring the aircraft. Most have already taken deliveries. The F-35 had many issues just like any other program. It's a completely different kind of aircraft than all other fighters and many pilots had trouble adjusting. Today the fighter is a deadly weapon and has no adversaries.
NATO members like Germany, Norway, UK, Belgium and others buy the planes the US tell them to buy, because they are not buying what they themselves need, but what the US need to have deployed in other countries and also get paid for it.
Since all these countries have spent billions each on the planes, they can only hope the planes work as advertised.
@stanstanly3812 - stanstanly3812 - JSF program?
I have to respectfully disagree with Maher's argument at the end. The real reason why there is no named villain in "Top Gun: Maverick" is not because we can't agree as a country, but rather because the USA no longer has a de facto monopoly on the market for the film industry. They have to worry about Europe, China, Japan, and Russia among others to sell their films. By naming Russia or China, they would be closing themselves to a major world market.
Dunno about Russia, but good point about China.
I don't think Russians have money to watch movies.
except for the fact the studio basically said fuck you to China and left in the Jacket scene with the Taiwanese flag. It's true when they shot the film it was that attitude and about not alienating foreign markets...and quite rightly I think. We should be promoting dialog and openness with even the worst countries. If we all close off then this is what we get. Anyway, it's now swinging the other way where western production companies are starting to turn their backs on the Chinese market simply because it's way too much of a hassle dealing with their (purposely) ambiguous censorship guidelines.
@@doublestrokeroll Did they end up keeping the jacket/flag? At one point I thought I heard otherwise, but good for them if they did.
The middle eastern Islamic countries are still a go to place for movies' villains--the population is interchangeable-Syrian, Afgan, Iran, Iraq, Yemen, and even Saudi.
Not a problem casting villains from that part of the world.
Now that was brilliant! If there is one issue that this divided and conquered world should agree on this is the one. Thanks Bill. The last part had me in stitches, even though I feel like screaming when I think about the absurdity of it all.
@Tlotlo Thari Reported.
Violent occult regimes in Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, India, Russia, England are obsessed with martyrdom, attacking innocent people unprovoked.
Our manufacturing, and military soldiers are paid honest wages. They support their families who pay taxes and support US economy as well.
Money well spent.
💯👍🏻🙄
The 47th largest emitter of greenhouse gasses.
Cool. So, just to wrap that up, there are 217 nations. Let's just cut that by 25%. That 25% (less than) is us.
The only reason we are 47th, is globalist leftists enjoying capitalism, while demonizing it. They siphon 2/3 of the world's nation's dry, then blame us. It's not us. It's their companies.
the absurdity of both sides is outta control . this was some funny shit
I am an Aussie but I know Bill will always make me laugh. I watch Real Time on RUclips as cannot get HBO here. Bill your country is F...ed up from what I see . So nice to hear an American with common sense and intelligents
I’m a republican and I can’t get enough of this roasting on republicans 😂
I love Bill. He’s really the only guy I’m starting to listen to regularly on politics
the sad thing is , he is a comedian. and when comedians are teh only play you can get non bullshit( not non bias because bill has his we all do, and he points them out at times) but at least bill wont straight up lie to you
I don't know incomparsion to guys like South park creator's he comes across as more of a fence sitter then a guy who mocks both parties equally
While I do like Trevor Noah's humor, I still miss Jon Stewart because he, too, called bs on both all sides of the political debates.
He gets his licks in on everybody
I love the high gas and food prices . It keeps the poor people out of the places I shop. 🤗🤗
Definitely one my all-time favorites - pure genius 😂👍
@Tlotlo Thari Spam. Reported.
“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
-Mark Twain
Careful there, you're showing your extremist left Christianity. Yep, that's a thing with them.
Yeah, that didn't work. Most Americans can't find Afghanistan on a world map.
As brilliant as Twaine was, he could not predict a future when people would not read anynore...🤷♂️😊
LOVED IT!!! You knocked this one out of the park sir...
Pure gold! This was a perfect summary of the US!
This is one of the truest things I've seen. We can't even agree upon a set of facts.
That last line had me laughing.
Ohh man that was tooo goood! The last bit was great! "And Lindsay Gram would...."
Hanging in there Bill. Cynicism seems to be the only refuge anymore when we get older. A grimacing smile is better than none at all.
I was born grimacing
One must laugh in the face of adversity or one is left with the alternative.
I agreed with roughly half of what he said, but laughed at it all. Nail on the head, here, boys and girls. He hit the nail on the head. 3 years ago I dropped my HBO sub because of Bill Maher. 3 months ago I renewed it because of Bill Mahar. How times have changed.
Yeah, this is how I feel about him as well. There was always funny or interesting stuff on the show, but it started to get too modern-lib for me for a while, even though I'd agree with him at times. He seems to be calling out both sides these days, and in a way that is much needed, for all of us. That crowd is still as annoying as ever though. In my opinion, it cheapens the material.
Same here 🙌
@@dr.scanlan6112 I kind of like the annoying audience, how it often is in conflict with Bill. I find that refreshing.
Yup! F-35 is a beast!
Like the spelling of his last name? 🙃
The enemy is also left undefined in the original Top Gun. I still agree with Bill about unity but just saying, that is a Top Gun trademark, not a new thing.
Bill just went full savage on everyone and with great success
"big dick energy." that's fu*king hilarious! everything Bill said was dead on. this brilliant new rules segment is one of Bill's best ever.
Came here for this compliment. The way he said it I was like "yeaaaah bill!" Billy knows what he wants
I bet Bill never even heard of AQ Khan
If Top Gun 2 came out in 2008, it would have never reached a billion dollars in sales, but because it came out in this era, tells you what people actually want to see.
What makes you think it wouldn’t have been a hit in 2008? The highest grossing movies of 2008 were the dark knight, iron man, and Indiana Jones. There doesn’t seem as much competition at the theater now, which also may have helped in sales, many movies seem to be made directly for a streaming service now.
People are dumber
The Martian analogy is so true. Nothing can bring unity back to the states.
One of the best ones yet! Kudos Bill!!
Bill going after both sides had a very balanced feel to it. I love it..
@MasteroMatter I second that.
Just like top gun. Maximize your market by not taking a side.
@@soulscanner66 oh the irony.
@@Tim_Worldly Bill goes meta ... comedy being "fair" instead of funny is just being politically correct.
@@soulscanner66 I thought it was funny. Especially the AOC dig.
Man, Bill is so friggin on point lately. Hes just puttin BOTH sides on blast in these New Rules and I absolutely love it.
Idk why this notion is trending. Bill has been attacking both parties since before Trump, even more so after Trump
@@anthonyzullo Yes, you’re right! I’ve been watching him for over 20 years now. On Real Time, he was usually about 75/25% on his Conservative to Liberal bashing ratio. But over the past couple years, I’d have to say it’s much more even. As he said in recent interviews tho, he hasn’t really changed much, it’s the amount of crazy that has propelled from the Liberal side. And I say this as someone who swings a little more left.
Exceptional New Rules bit! Especially the end 👌👌👌
Best segment ever!
Thank you for the graham ending!
One of the few voices left that hasn't been totally captured by either side. Great job, Bill.
Omg! This was good! 🤣 Bill, you're on fire!! 🔥
Bill well done
Bill Mahar and the Real Time Team, you're really upping your game. Great show.
The F-35 is not only awesome, but almost revolutionary for air superiority. It took a long and expensive road to get there, but it is worth it!
US MIC is the only thing that prevents Ukraine from becoming a Russian colony. You and Bill are totally off the mark here.
This was amazing, I had not cackled so much in AGES! Yet, behind all of that great comedy, Bill hit the nail on everything he said!
Really? This made you cackle?
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But he was literally wrong about most of what he said....
@@scottty795 Except, wait, no, he wasn’t.
@@hibernopithecus7500hate to break it to you son but yes he was
It's time for Bill to rename this segment of his show from "New Rule" to "New Strawman Arguments."
Indipendent Comedy. He’s Finally Made it all the way to the Middle!!
Because the left blew right by him. He didn't move to the middle, the middle moved to him.
I had the same idea for an alien invasion movie four years ago; when the aliens attack, they would be stunned by how fast we humans would sell each other out to to try to cozy up to the aliens wiping us out.
I mean, that makes total sense given human history.
Technologically advanced Europeans showed up to N. America and Native tribes quickly began to choose sides to buy guns and horses from in order to smite rival tribes they had been warring with for a century prior.
@@jonathanw1019, Uh......yeah. That's how the history of North America went. It wasn't the colonizers committing genocide against the Native peoples using every means available including deliberately giving tribes smallpox-infected blankets, the tribes did it to themselves! We just happened to be the ones they took advantage of.
You missed an opportunity! You should have ended with the history of how the Africans approached the technologically superior Europeans and asked to be chained into their boats for six months so they could be slaves in the new world!
My man hit it out of the park with this one. I’m a former Navy man and a believer in national defense (done smartly). I saw the original Top Gun right out of Navy bootcamp and thought it was cheesy fun. 35 years later I feel exactly the same about part 2. More cheese. Meanwhile people out here ready to give it an Oscar.
And yes, I too recognized no clear enemy was ever identified as if it didn’t matter. And Bill is spot on…because it doesn’t to all the rubes out there. This is not the same America I grew up in. I give us even odds surviving as a nation.
Sometimes think folks confuse reality and entertainment.
Hey Navy guy!👋🏾 I was navy as well😎
I was stationed in Lemoore California as undesignated Airman plane captain 😊
Then went to San Diego for “A” school to become a Radioman when Top Gun came out😎
That movie made me so proud to be in the U.S. Navy 🇺🇸 and especially being where Miramar/Top Gun was!
I enjoyed part 2 too. I think they did a great job👍
I hope life is going well for you in this crazy world🙌🇺🇸
Tbf, it _should_ get an Oscar. They need to make up a category though, like “Best Escapism” or “Best Unencumbered Entertainment”.
The enemy is clearly Iran.
Seeing the new Top Gun here in Eastern Europe, with a war going on in the neighboring country did make everyone feel better.
@@BenDover-bt1my Oh I think you think very correctly. Since entertainment is everything - as is becoming clearer with all the celebrities in the political arena - Americans insist that life should imitate art. And yes, they consider the BS on the silver screen to be "art".
This is the most on point new rules I’ve ever seen. Especially the pentagon. My father worked for them for 30 years. He was never to discuss or write anything about the known problems of equipment. Even when he would bring up that if there was a solution it should be part of the content of the manual because it could save lives. He was told no because there were no issues with whatever it may have been, because contractors couldn’t lose there contracts that were all no bid contracts. Acres of trillions of dollars graveyards of defective goods. Also said if I ever wanted to know why we would invade a country, publicly or non public, look to see what natural resource they had , rather it be drugs, Coca plants to opium fields, oil, and everything in between. In closing I was raised to NEVER trust the government and never leave a hard copy. Lol.
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Great take by Maher, but it's worth noting the MIG's in the original Top Gun were from an unnamed country as well.
Nobody is immune from ridicule! Love it!
I love when he slams both sides. This one had a lot of good lines in it
So funny. Love it!
“6:22: yeeeh!” Thanks for proving his point
There are so few who call bs on both sides . This simple act of fairness on the part of news media, pundits, And even comedians would go a long way toward bringing people to common ground so keep up the good fight bill! We need more like you. Not to mention this tract gives you way more material to work with!
he just tells the truth, right??. that is what Bill does
It is important to call bs on both sides, just as long as we're not "both sides-ing" every issue without regard to the severity of the crimes that each side commits. The left panders and ruins fun things, the right literally wants to overthrow democracy, install a dictator, and let our dictator-in-chief sell patriot-earned national secrets to enemies out of his bungalow.
To be fair he usually is not 100% balanced in that regard however this episode I have to say it was pretty brutal to everybody he criticized which was fantastic
Bill is about 3 years late to the party my guy...
@@truthskr7127 Picking on both sides? He's been doing that since he hosted Politically Incorrect in 1993
This segment hit the nail on the head about America and it's screwed up warmongering better than any documentary I've seen before
Really have to applaud this man! Just taking down every side and not just one. Have to say: TopGuns move to just call it :The enemy is kinda genius. Now this movie will stay timeless, instead off being anti-(fill blank).
Dude you’re on FIRE! Great stuff! (And I’m Conservative)