WAIT HEY I RECOGNIZE YOU FTOM BACK WHEN I WENT AD "EmoGutzz" ON MY MAIN!! Or was it King Rizzlers at the time like it is now... idk bro I JS RECOGNIZE YOU
I roasted my mom. She was talking about how my dad used to live in a garage, saying he had “low standards.” Knowing me, I could not pass this opportunity. “Is that why he got with you?” I was grounded for a month but totally worth it.
My mom roasted me so good. Here’s the story: My dad was going to the store and I told him to get chocolate chip cookies and mg mom said,” chocolate chip like ya forehead.” (My acne and stuff) I was in shock and sad. I muttered to myself,” she ended my whole career…” my mom proceeded to say,” what career?” 👁️👄👁️ I can’t believe that happened EDIT: She now said you can play connect the dots on it like zamn mom
I feel bad for you and I honestly had to hear something funny today, cause my day was boring. I'm sure your forehead doesn't look like chocolate chip cookies. Acne doesn't look as bad as chocolate chip cookies, but it can, if you do have acne that looks like chocolate chips, then I'll be honest and say that what your mom said was very harsh. I would still say that the roast went a bit too far.
@@KASANATION Aww thanks, I felt bad for you because you said that you we're sad. Sometimes you need to be sweet against people that have had a bad day. It's nice to see them become happy by telling them a compliment, I love telling compliments when I feel like. The smile lights up the place, and then you get a good feeling, because you've done something good for the day.
There is a time where I THINK I ACTUALLY got roasted by my own mother 💀. At the mall, my mom asked me why my dad kept on going to the right side of the mall, and I respond "Maybe because right is always right?". Then she asked if I am right handed and I said "No". She said "I guess that explains why I'm always right". I got offended by that because that was the first time I ever heard a mom (well, my mom) actually roasting a kid (AKA me 💀). (By the way, if you didn't get it, she meant that I'm left handed, which is the reason why I'm always wrong.) (It actually doesn't matter if you're left handed. My mom was just joking about it that day, but it sounded more like a roast to me).
They're almost as savage as me, like I can hurt someone by just some words. I'll tell you this, I was at school and I was with two people. One of them we're a classmate, and out of thin air, I say " We don't need more of your name S, we already have enough. The world would be a better place without you." Damn I was so savage when I said that, I literally violated S. I think I went too far, I literally hurt his feelings at that moment💀💀💀💀💀
@@Xheq”I was so savage” no tf you were being annoying I hope S didn’t talk to your ass since i’m sure they don’t want to hear your name again. The world would be a better place without YOU
In all seriousness, it hurts bad to be insulted by your parents. Are you okay? (If it makes you feel better, both of the things they insulted about you isn't something you can control [obviously]. It's inherited, so..)
I remember that one time I said to my mum “I feel like I’m a disappointment when I get lower then 99.70% on a test” , and my mom said : “you just found out?” And I said “ found out about what?” My mom said “that you’re a disappointment”
I feel so unsure As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor As the music dies, something in your eyes Calls to mind a silver screen And all its sad good-byes I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool I should've known better than to cheat a friend And waste the chance that I'd been given So I'm never gonna dance again The way I danced with you, oh Time can never mend The careless whispers of a good friend To the heart and mind Ignorance is kind There's no comfort in the truth Pain is all you'll find I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool I should've known better than to cheat a friend (should've known better, yeah) And waste the chance that I'd been given So I'm never gonna dance again The way I danced with you, oh Never without your love Tonight the music seems so loud I wish that we could lose this crowd Maybe it's better this way We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say We could have been so good together We could have lived this dance forever But now, who's gonna dance with me? Please stay And I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool I should've known better than to cheat a friend And waste the chance that I'd been given So I'm never gonna dance again The way I danced with you, oh now that you're gone (Now that you're gone) was what I did so wrong, so wrong That you had to leave me alone? ruclips.net/video/ZA3-dgMPnL4/видео.html yall are silly, its careless whisper :]
Cant compete to the time I asked my mum if I can stay home alone and she said that I couldn’t be trusted then I asked if she could ask my dad to stay with me and she said “As if he wants to stay with you” 😭
Also can’t compete with the time I expressed hurt about being told I was going to be disowned if I come out as LGBTQ when I was 10 years old and she said that it was just a joke and something about this “precious snowflake generation”
Don’t worry girl I know how you feel my parents are savage too There’s this one time my mom was helping my brother study and when he finally got it he said that he was stupid expecting my mom to say your not but she said yea I know
I'm literally more brutal than those parents of theirs. I can go to far when it comes to roasting. I'm not trying to say this to be cool, I'm just spilling some facts.
I would've said "Mom I got my chest from you, so I guess we're both disappointed." And "Bruh, have you heard yourself during football games, don't talk."
0:11 Fun little fact!: The faces of characters in anime aren’t based on humans, they’re based on cats! :D I don’t wanna sound like “uHm AcTuAlLy🤓” but I thought it was a fun thing to share ^^
No, she got pregnant with 10 kids, but 9 all went to the orphanage and that's her husband OFC THAT A SISTER 😅ITS A JOKE DONT BEEF WITH ME AND ITS 1 OBVIOUS QUESTION✋🏾😭💀🙏🏾
When she said “yk I heard some asians draw big eyes into their art bcs they’re insecure abt their small eyes” I STRAIGHT UP KNEW WHAT SHE WAS GONNA SAY😂 Also that’s my mom to😭 she always roasts me, even in front of my friends😭😭😭
@@Xheq not rly tho... we are living in a judgement society and whenver mom's jokes, it's embarrassing... I hv seen these type of occasions where they joke and its quite funny
I remember I was arguing with my bestie (we've been just arguing for fun) and roasting each other and she said to me "at least I have a chest bigger than yours" and this is hurt me because she's right af, I'm flat like a wall 💀😭
My mom tells me I draw big chests because the only exemple I have in my room is myself - Totally the opposite of you :') Though, it kinda hurts since I'm a trans boy
lowkey small chests are so much better then big chests - coming from someone with a big chest ffsdgsd they aren't as great as everyone makes them out tbe LMAOOOOO
FOUND THE SONG
Melanie Martinez - 'CAKE' (ft. Jiafei)
Congrats on getting pinned
The bro
And where version with this Chinese words?
@@Kmaiderland she said ft jiafei
Tysm😭😭😭😭
THE FIRST ONE WAS PERSONAL
407 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that.
true and my friend said "she not lying because you draw torso look big of the oversize clothes" 💀💀
FR
That's just how our brains work, so she's not wrong
That's just how our brains work, so she's not wrong
HELPEEPEPEPEPEE AINT NO WAY SHE SAID THAT
SHE DID 😓😓
@@cleophxbidaaaannngggg, that must’ve hurttt D:
LAMSOAAO FR
Lol my mum comments on how big my chest and butt are so much- Like my family nick name is piranha duck a-s
@@cleophxbiTHAT MUST’VE BEEN SAD
Let’s take a moment of slient for Cleo as she gotten roasted twice by her parents 🥲
I get roasted everyday by my parents AND their parents ( my grandparents) lol
@@I_am_malfoy_draco_malfoysame but only my parents
Hi Ted lol
is it bad that my family roast EACHOTHER everyday? like one time my mom woke up from bed and her hair looked like albert einsteins hair💀
WAIT HEY I RECOGNIZE YOU FTOM BACK WHEN I WENT AD "EmoGutzz" ON MY MAIN!! Or was it King Rizzlers at the time like it is now... idk bro I JS RECOGNIZE YOU
mom: that’s probably why you made the chest big
Her: *insert emotional damage meme*
I roasted my mom.
She was talking about how my dad used to live in a garage, saying he had “low standards.”
Knowing me, I could not pass this opportunity. “Is that why he got with you?” I was grounded for a month but totally worth it.
OMG WHAT- 😂
that moment feels like when you show reverse card to your mom💀
U slayyeeeeeeeeeed 💅💅💅
AIN'T NO WAY A MOTHER AND A FATHER SAID THAT TO THEIR CHILD💀
986 likes and no comment? Lemme fix that
@@MeCookies0 thank u very much👍
I mean- my parents do this every day. Lmao
@@PonyWRCsame 😭😭
That’s freaking true 💀
As an Asian I can confirm that my mom obsesses over having bigger eyes
I like drawing small eyes and big eyes
@@mawdoesnotlikechips OMG A MAW MY FAV
@@mawdoesnotlikechipsFINALLY I FOUND SOMEONE WHO IS ASIAN AND PLAYS MSMMMMM
im an asian, but im mixed, so my eyes are considered to my asian mother "sized up asian eyes"
fr i had big eyes but they went smaller and my mom blamed on phone and that im blind she blamed that too
AINT NO WAY YOUR PARENTS ROAST BETTER THEN THAT ONE KID IN CLASS💀
that aint funny
@@kwmccabedude
what i just said that aint funny bc that is very mean@@idkwhattonamethis0
@@kwmccabenobody asked tho-
@@kwmccabe it’s a joke it’s not that serious bro 😭
OK BUT THE ART U DREW WAS SO GOOD😭😭😭😭😭😭
THE FIRST ONE WAS ABSOLUTELY FOUL.
Your parents are absolute savages, but pros at roasting. I can’t even say a sentence without stuttering, AND THEY’RE OVER HERE ROASTING YOU?? 😰😭
NO SAME 😭😭😭
I told my dad "I told someone I'm 1491" and he replied with roasting my ass, *your so old you watched the dinosaurs die*
@@Kamiachi_the_weirdo OH HELL YEAH GOD DANM
@@Jennykenny_686 ik he roasted me so hard I could feel my ass sizzle on a pan 💀
I edited it bc "ik" got auto corrected to "ok"
The first one I woulda burst out laughing like I did just now 😂
why does this have 270 likes??
361 likes and no comment? Lemme fix that
@@midnightnoir2478I’m with you on that fixing thing. But like yes I burst out laughing.
I gasped so loud my jaw isn't there anymore 😨
NOO WAYYY- YOUR PARENTS ARE SAVAGE- 💀
I remember I asked my mom if she likes seeing people do stupid stuff and she says “Honey all I have to do is look at you”
BAHAHAHA
I FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHIN NAWWWWWW
Oh my💀
Oh my LMAO
Say smth back at her like "Youre so ugly even the blind kids cry"
My mom roasted me so good. Here’s the story: My dad was going to the store and I told him to get chocolate chip cookies and mg mom said,” chocolate chip like ya forehead.” (My acne and stuff) I was in shock and sad. I muttered to myself,” she ended my whole career…” my mom proceeded to say,” what career?” 👁️👄👁️ I can’t believe that happened EDIT: She now said you can play connect the dots on it like zamn mom
lol
I feel bad for you and I honestly had to hear something funny today, cause my day was boring. I'm sure your forehead doesn't look like chocolate chip cookies. Acne doesn't look as bad as chocolate chip cookies, but it can, if you do have acne that looks like chocolate chips, then I'll be honest and say that what your mom said was very harsh. I would still say that the roast went a bit too far.
@@Xheq it was a little too far! also, youre too sweet ToT
@@KASANATION Aww thanks, I felt bad for you because you said that you we're sad. Sometimes you need to be sweet against people that have had a bad day. It's nice to see them become happy by telling them a compliment, I love telling compliments when I feel like. The smile lights up the place, and then you get a good feeling, because you've done something good for the day.
👁👄👁
When I had really bad acne, my mom felt my forehead and closed her eyes and said, “it’s like I’m reading Braille” ☹️
Nahh
NO FILTER 😭
😨😨
NAH BRO SAME
thats what i think to myself when i feel my forehead 😅😅
“You got older and your voice never got fixed tho”💀
DANG EMOTINAL DAMAGE
There is a time where I THINK I ACTUALLY got roasted by my own mother 💀. At the mall, my mom asked me why my dad kept on going to the right side of the mall, and I respond "Maybe because right is always right?". Then she asked if I am right handed and I said "No". She said "I guess that explains why I'm always right". I got offended by that because that was the first time I ever heard a mom (well, my mom) actually roasting a kid (AKA me 💀). (By the way, if you didn't get it, she meant that I'm left handed, which is the reason why I'm always wrong.)
(It actually doesn't matter if you're left handed. My mom was just joking about it that day, but it sounded more like a roast to me).
LOLLL
VILE LMAOOOO, im right handed and im still right (i love gaslighting myself)
kids: My parents always scold me
Cleo: "getting roasted by her parents"
Yeah fr tho
WOAH YOUR PARENTS ARE SAVAGE 😅😅
They're almost as savage as me, like I can hurt someone by just some words. I'll tell you this, I was at school and I was with two people. One of them we're a classmate, and out of thin air, I say " We don't need more of your name S, we already have enough. The world would be a better place without you." Damn I was so savage when I said that, I literally violated S. I think I went too far, I literally hurt his feelings at that moment💀💀💀💀💀
@@Xheqyou were not just being savage, you were being literally mean...
Did you apologize to S after that? Or not...
@@Xheqthey said nothing wrong go you
That isnt savage its bullying
Do you have any idea how much that must have hurt the kid?
@@Xheq”I was so savage” no tf you were being annoying
I hope S didn’t talk to your ass since i’m sure they don’t want to hear your name again. The world would be a better place without YOU
Honestly, if my insecure ass heard that I would probably never speak or wear tight clothes again 💀💀☠️
Same but I don't even wear tight clothes since I'm insecure of my body af💀
@@-Staryzno cause fr 💀
FR
i stoped talking for 3 months because my aunt said my voice was giving everyone a head ace 😭
@@Andrewws_BiggestFan Damn-....
@@Andrewws_BiggestFan that went a little too far... Are you okay?
Id scream at them if they were my parents
First one was HELLA personal
In all seriousness, it hurts bad to be insulted by your parents. Are you okay?
(If it makes you feel better, both of the things they insulted about you isn't something you can control [obviously]. It's inherited, so..)
Nah its alr its funny
@@cleophxbi ah alright
@@cleophxbingl if I got roasted by my parents I'd just leave the room tbh
Actually, it fully depends how sensitive you are. Most people find it funny
@@lilani__.01I’ll find it funny then go to my room and cry about it 💀
I remember that one time I said to my mum “I feel like I’m a disappointment when I get lower then 99.70% on a test” , and my mom said : “you just found out?” And I said “
found out about what?” My mom said “that you’re a disappointment”
That really hurts bad. Are you okay?
@@Sofi_161 nah im ok
@@Fluer0 i'm glad.
@@Sofi_161 ty for asking though :D
@@Fluer0 np. ^^
I remember one time me and my siblings were helping my dad and after we him my dad said to me " you did really good even though you're slow as hell"
Not me with autism not understanding the first one 😭
can we talk about how beautiful the drawing is??
That’s what I said
I feel so unsure
As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor
As the music dies, something in your eyes
Calls to mind a silver screen
And all its sad good-byes
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool
I should've known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you, oh
Time can never mend
The careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind
Ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth
Pain is all you'll find
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool
I should've known better than to cheat a friend (should've known better, yeah)
And waste the chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you, oh
Never without your love
Tonight the music seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Maybe it's better this way
We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say
We could have been so good together
We could have lived this dance forever
But now, who's gonna dance with me?
Please stay
And I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool
I should've known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you, oh
now that you're gone
(Now that you're gone) was what I did so wrong, so wrong
That you had to leave me alone?
ruclips.net/video/ZA3-dgMPnL4/видео.html yall are silly, its careless whisper :]
.......
NAH NO REPLIES???
...what?Am I the only one who doesn't understand??
What song is this..?😅
@@Anjie123 its careless whisper
Dude whenever I say “mom am I right!” She says “no ur left“💀 and tho I thought I was the only one my parents keep roasting me😭😭
Maybe you could say "correct" to avoid it?
Why are their roast more creative than the ones others thought of 😭
My parents literally teaching a life lesson and the life lesson be offending.
The first one was personal in a whole different level 😰
I agree, like..
Too personal much parents? 😢
once i asked my dad what the most difficult thing he had ever done in life was and he told me it was raising me 😐
PFFT-
I'll ask my dad that, I'm sure he'll say that it was when he had to wake up at 5 AM to go to work.
yeah i would say the same thing if i was ur dad furrtie
@@strxwb3rryexists SHJAAKHSKSITNF LEAVE ME ALONE BERTIE
@@bunntc4key no
Cant compete to the time I asked my mum if I can stay home alone and she said that I couldn’t be trusted then I asked if she could ask my dad to stay with me and she said “As if he wants to stay with you” 😭
That was just straight up offensive, I would've locked myself up in my room lol
That happened 3 days ago, literally on the day I wrote that ✨
Also can’t compete with the time I expressed hurt about being told I was going to be disowned if I come out as LGBTQ when I was 10 years old and she said that it was just a joke and something about this “precious snowflake generation”
Worse part is that I’m a closeted lesbian 🥲
@@itzskye7074 it's ok girl, just know you aren't alone out there, find your people and people who support you and you will be happy
Don’t worry girl I know how you feel my parents are savage too
There’s this one time my mom was helping my brother study and when he finally got it he said that he was stupid expecting my mom to say your not but she said yea I know
She really had to call u flat out there- 😭
If this song don't play at my wedding I ain't getting married 👽
Im joining you
Damn,as an asian I know that hit-😔
As a Person who actually roasts their Parents , i see this as an absoloute win .
😨.. Your parents.. Let you roast them??
@@Nonexistent363mine do when it's jokin
frfr 😭
@@Nonexistent363 yea but sometimes they understand it wrong and then things get serious -😰
@@Nonexistent363 i mean I roast my grandparents 💀
YOUR PARENTS ARE SAVAGES HELP😭
Nah we need a i roasted my parents video
I would have said
"CHILL OUT LIKE WHO HURT YOU TODAY???? 😭😭😭😭😭"lmfao
That's smooth ngl- ,🧍♀️
jaw dropped..💀
THE SECOND ONE WAS JUST TOO GOOD
Not the Kyle drawing- 😂
YOUR PARENTS ARE FUCKIN' BRUTAL💀💀
I'm literally more brutal than those parents of theirs. I can go to far when it comes to roasting. I'm not trying to say this to be cool, I'm just spilling some facts.
@@XheqNobody asked.
@@Xheq k
@@Xheq do u want someone to tell you ur hard or something?
@@Xheq bruh ok
THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED 💀
Mine did too, these roasts literally shocked me, the first roast was literally the most unexpected💀
When you’re a flat Asian 😅 “And I took that personally”
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE BUT THE FIRST ONE... I REALLY CAN'T ACCEPT THE FACT
THEY TOOK THAT PERSONAL
LMAO 💀
I been checking ur videos out and there awesome :D
Also u just earned yourself a sub:) Thank u for all ur awesome
videos!:]❤❤
I would've said "Mom I got my chest from you, so I guess we're both disappointed." And "Bruh, have you heard yourself during football games, don't talk."
it is not just "times" when i get roasted by my parents ... it's everyday-
Omg they just roasted you like that😭
Considering that I’m asian, I’m deeply offended by what ur mom said 😭😭😭😭
SAME IM A ASIAN BRO-🥲🥲🥲
IM ALSO ASIAN BUT I FIND IT FUNNY IDK WHY 😭😭
IM ALSO ASIAN 😢
As an asian i aint insecure but i do draw big eyes lmao
0:11
Fun little fact!:
The faces of characters in anime aren’t based on humans, they’re based on cats! :D
I don’t wanna sound like “uHm AcTuAlLy🤓” but I thought it was a fun thing to share ^^
@Breakkc0reno. They do it cause they wanna normalize beastiality (source: trust me bro)
@Breakkc0re oh yeah 💀
When your mom roast you my face changed so fast and I laugh so weird😂
0:36 wait do u have a child and that’s ur dad
Probably a sister
@@paperdragon-puppereet true
No, she got pregnant with 10 kids, but 9 all went to the orphanage and that's her husband
OFC THAT A SISTER 😅ITS A JOKE DONT BEEF WITH ME AND ITS 1 OBVIOUS QUESTION✋🏾😭💀🙏🏾
@@ussseeeerrr827 .. oh Oke :D
Im sorry the first one made me speechless like my mouth wide open i was flabbergasted 💀
Rip cleo, that father roast was unacceptable 😂
When she said “yk I heard some asians draw big eyes into their art bcs they’re insecure abt their small eyes” I STRAIGHT UP KNEW WHAT SHE WAS GONNA SAY😂
Also that’s my mom to😭 she always roasts me, even in front of my friends😭😭😭
That's messed up, it must be embarrassing to be roasted in front of your friends by your own mother.
@@Xheq not rly tho... we are living in a judgement society and whenver mom's jokes, it's embarrassing... I hv seen these type of occasions where they joke and its quite funny
@@Xheq it’s embarrassing but it’s also funny
Dawg your mom didnt have to bring out your insecurities outta no where lmaooo
DANG HER PARENTS ARE THE GOATS OF ROASTING , *Insert emotional damage meme*
Well done. You've earned another subscriber today
WOASHS BRO MUST'VE SHED TEARS
NAW BUT FR THEY SO CREATIVE
You: being rosted*
Your sis: plays with your face as if nothing happened **
Imagine you didn’t get the message and just sat there confused and she js straight up went: “Your flat”
I am purely Asian but my eyes are literally almost circles (that’s how big they are) 😂😂😂
LOLLL
Omg this happened to me my eyes are very small and I went to a nail salon in there like is this your kid or she adopted 😔
parents always say the most draw dropping offensive outlandish insults i swear 💀😭
Literally my teachers :
IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE THE FIRST ONE..
It’s always the parents 😢
reminds me of teh time my mom sent me a picture of her pregnant with me and she told me:This is the only proof your not adopted.
“Miss I think you dropped something.”
“Oh sorry. What was it?”
“Your jaw”
💀
I remember I was arguing with my bestie (we've been just arguing for fun) and roasting each other and she said to me "at least I have a chest bigger than yours" and this is hurt me because she's right af, I'm flat like a wall 💀😭
NOT THE KYLE PICTUREEE 😭😭
THE SONG CHOICE IS FIRE AND IT MIXED UP WITH THE ROASTS IS EVEN BETTER
...😭 I would just run, Cleo ur parents are savage 💀💀
My mom would do the thing she would do when we were all younger she would'nt understand the concept of my drawing and be like, "wow its so pretty"
WE NEED MORE ML PLS
My mom tells me I draw big chests because the only exemple I have in my room is myself - Totally the opposite of you :')
Though, it kinda hurts since I'm a trans boy
this is the 100th time watching this, and Im still suprised.
👏👏👏 parents have learned from their children 😊
Ur parents are savage 😂
as an asian, I tend to draw tend character's eyes bigger 😭 so that kinda burnt
wish i could relate to the first one 😢
This happens in every Asian family ( mainly Indian fam) 💀💀💀😭😭😭
I WAS SHOCKED ON THE FIRST ONE LIKE RLLY 😭😭
OMG ty for the heart!!
The woman was too stunned to speak…
Girl first one is so relatable i feel u rn
lowkey small chests are so much better then big chests - coming from someone with a big chest ffsdgsd they aren't as great as everyone makes them out tbe LMAOOOOO
NAH YOUR PARENTS *ALMOST* GOT BETTER ROASTS THAN ME I CANT RN-