ASEXUAL REACTS TO 50 SHADES OF GREY

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  • Опубликовано: 11 июл 2024
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  • @chrisklemens
    @chrisklemens 6 лет назад +2693

    what a.....journey

    • @gwihan
      @gwihan 6 лет назад +1

      Chris Klemens lmfao

    • @lordsheebus
      @lordsheebus 6 лет назад +1

      ohhh my gaww. i love you and your snarky attitude SO much. i cant believe youre from delaware, i shit bricks when i found out you rep the 302. I WANNA MEET YOU SO BADLY! come down to sussex county next time you visit home... i would buy you food and gifts and unlimited drinks if you ever agreed to partying in dewey

    • @lordsheebus
      @lordsheebus 6 лет назад +3

      yanno even if you dont agree to meeting me, a 27 year old georgetown....ian... georgetownite? whatever. i think filming a vlog with you and christine getting drunk AF at the rudder or starboard would be LIT. the people here are goddamn wild

    • @myleighmunn3977
      @myleighmunn3977 5 лет назад

      tbh it was a journey

  • @restable
    @restable 6 лет назад +3032

    i love the fact that you're effortlessly funny

    • @mojo.s4669
      @mojo.s4669 6 лет назад +21

      I love how effortlessly attractive you are... Sorry I'm an uncultured swine 😂

    • @heyitspoppy6321
      @heyitspoppy6321 6 лет назад +6

      Max King Christine is the best

    • @restable
      @restable 6 лет назад +6

      Steven pie Theories aw thank u

    • @mojo.s4669
      @mojo.s4669 6 лет назад +2

      Luke Ed Way to assume my age... He can't be any younger than 15.

    • @aaliyahetc.6687
      @aaliyahetc.6687 6 лет назад +2

      Not at all tf

  • @derrickm4687
    @derrickm4687 6 лет назад +695

    That parallel parking job was the hottest part of the movie

  • @JeraSky
    @JeraSky 6 лет назад +1495

    on board for this as a series. it feels like i have friends

    • @ssofiaah
      @ssofiaah 6 лет назад +8

      this is me woaw just what I was thinking while watching this

    • @Mofasho
      @Mofasho 6 лет назад +4

      Jera Sky How would this be a series.. Like, "Asexual reacts to.." videos ?

    • @crystaldaniels1254
      @crystaldaniels1254 5 лет назад +1

      I agree this needs to be a show. I would watch. We need more ace entertainment.

  • @danamashpotates
    @danamashpotates 6 лет назад +334

    “Mrs. Grey?”
    *Thats So Raven “Yup that’s me”*

  • @baileybrian9560
    @baileybrian9560 6 лет назад +1884

    lol that seemed very uncomfortable to watch. but yes, do more movie reviews!!!!

    • @ladyheavdev
      @ladyheavdev 6 лет назад +3

      Bailey Brian it’s almost as bad as The Human Centipede, But me being a kinda horny Pansexual, it’s slightly better😏

    • @sophiedufresne7459
      @sophiedufresne7459 6 лет назад +1

      Slightly lmao

    • @Feelflowww
      @Feelflowww 6 лет назад +1

      Bailey Brian please do more Christine!! This was awesome

  • @rubyhernandez373
    @rubyhernandez373 6 лет назад +562

    "I thought it was role play but it's .....it's an actual home invader"

  • @leannuh47
    @leannuh47 6 лет назад +1512

    I’ve never watched or read or been interested in 50 Shades. This is the only way I want to watch it, watching Christine and Chris react to it. Perfect.

    • @The1997wiki
      @The1997wiki 6 лет назад +1

      Leannuh Renee I can't watch it I fell embarrassed and awkward 😑🙄

    • @melihavoc
      @melihavoc 6 лет назад

      Same!

    • @shenelking7818
      @shenelking7818 6 лет назад

      The story plot is actually really good but skip over the sex scenes.🙄

    • @TeamBroccoli
      @TeamBroccoli 6 лет назад

      Lol, same, until now, now i'm kind of curious..haha

    • @Babysymmetry
      @Babysymmetry 6 лет назад +1

      Leannuh Renee same I find anything to do with 50 shades boring but this was review was awesome😆

  • @farrahwho
    @farrahwho 6 лет назад +215

    "that parallel parking is the hottest thing in the movie" me as hell sdfsdgdsg

  • @VincentD16
    @VincentD16 6 лет назад +387

    I’m not even asexual, and I feel the same way about 50 shades of grey.

  • @lauraderninjurassicpark
    @lauraderninjurassicpark 6 лет назад +181

    seeing Christine's face go from uneasy to full horror in 30 seconds flat has been the highlight of my day

  • @hannahroseczora4007
    @hannahroseczora4007 6 лет назад +76

    "Oh my god her bangs are bad in every movie"
    lmao when Christine is a fashion icon

  • @brandonktemple
    @brandonktemple 6 лет назад +456

    Christine and Chris: Movie Reviews has to be a thing!

  • @purplesewa
    @purplesewa 6 лет назад +411

    *I thought that it was roleplay, but it was actually a home invader* SAMMMEE CHRISTINE, JUST SAME.

    • @2swaggy
      @2swaggy 6 лет назад +4

      sewa_valenz i read this as christine said that

    • @eliasprobably
      @eliasprobably 6 лет назад +3

      i was cryiNG at that

  • @rezkat03
    @rezkat03 6 лет назад +1429

    Anyone try to see what Christine was seeing through her glasses reflection? Not worth looking it up on youtube XD

    • @laurenc4138
      @laurenc4138 6 лет назад +41

      Kim Johnson I mean I am now lol

    • @nataney1474
      @nataney1474 6 лет назад

      Kim Johnson I

    • @juratchet
      @juratchet 6 лет назад

      Yes haha

    • @angel-gu8co
      @angel-gu8co 6 лет назад +3

      i imagine it would be hard to find on youtube

    • @amandarushworth2294
      @amandarushworth2294 6 лет назад +2

      I watched all 3 movies on putlocker! There’s a ton of ads at first but it’s worth the watch

  • @punkrdoodles
    @punkrdoodles 6 лет назад +46

    “I can’t tell if this is hot or creepy” *the perfect description of 50 Shades of Grey*

  • @Psyteth
    @Psyteth 6 лет назад +98

    Shoutout to the random jar of peanut butter on your tv stand.

  • @bellag4316
    @bellag4316 6 лет назад +113

    “Well I’m still not aroused...” MOOD

  • @TheNamesNatalie23
    @TheNamesNatalie23 6 лет назад +51

    “I really don’t think I can show that”
    ***tries to see it in the reflection on Christine’s glasses***

  • @kimberwilkerson8827
    @kimberwilkerson8827 6 лет назад +295

    WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY
    WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS

    • @Rawr98
      @Rawr98 6 лет назад +17

      Kimber Wilkerson kumbayaaaaa my lord!

    • @flightneedsanupgrade381
      @flightneedsanupgrade381 6 лет назад +2

      Yea I'm going to hell for watching this

  • @Daniel-me7bw
    @Daniel-me7bw 6 лет назад +158

    me: *tries to watch the movie through Christine’s glasses*

    • @ilianamiraflores
      @ilianamiraflores 6 лет назад +2

      ABCDEFG T I'm pretty sure they meant the reflection on Christine's glasses 😂

  • @PalisBee
    @PalisBee 6 лет назад +471

    Need more asexual content.

  • @madelines.9140
    @madelines.9140 6 лет назад +477

    Debating on if I should watch the movie now...like 4/7 butt plugs ?? Seems legit

    • @raeveon7
      @raeveon7 6 лет назад +13

      Madeline S. Same like I planned on renting a movie tonight and now I’m like fuck.... am i about to rent fucking 50 shades???? Lol

    • @Bl0odyH3art
      @Bl0odyH3art 6 лет назад +11

      Yeah watch them. I’ve read the first and second books and while they sucked, they sucked so much they were funny. The movies are better than the books but it just became a “relatable” trend to hate on the movie. I liked them.

    • @raeveon7
      @raeveon7 6 лет назад +1

      carolina I read all 3 and didn’t hate them. But that first movie was so fucking cringe I couldn’t take it

    • @madelines.9140
      @madelines.9140 6 лет назад +1

      RaeQuigley I havent read any of them but I did actually have to walk out on the first movie as well lol.

    • @carolineholden
      @carolineholden 6 лет назад +1

      Madeline S. More like 2/7 for acting 5/7 for sex scenes 😂😂

  • @monicab5578
    @monicab5578 6 лет назад +23

    "I thought it was role play but it's...it's actually a home invader" 😂😂😂- whole series in one sentence

  • @sarahfrey3876
    @sarahfrey3876 6 лет назад +69

    I'm asexual, this was honestly my reaction too. Probs most people's tbh. Hell nah.

  • @princessmadison588
    @princessmadison588 6 лет назад +31

    "Final thoughts with Lomi Tahren" 😂

  • @jennarenteria5526
    @jennarenteria5526 6 лет назад +40

    50 shades is kinda unintentionally hilarious I recommend it to everyone cause it's sure to be a great time

  • @derrickm4687
    @derrickm4687 6 лет назад +40

    Seeing her face watch the movie is the best thing I've ever seen

  • @BUTTON4242
    @BUTTON4242 6 лет назад +90

    "What did we pay for??"
    *porn*

  • @colleenc.9900
    @colleenc.9900 6 лет назад +89

    I’m trying to watch it through the glare of Christine’s glasses

  • @KaitlinKalLee
    @KaitlinKalLee 6 лет назад +20

    Christine and Chris movie reviews must continue and with the inanimate object ratings 💀

  • @frogpunch99
    @frogpunch99 6 лет назад +12

    “that parallel parking job has been the hottest thing in this movie” SJEJEVK ME

  • @chantsdc3215
    @chantsdc3215 6 лет назад +26

    Raw authentic footage.. IM HERE FOR ALLL OF IT

  • @bayanmoran
    @bayanmoran 6 лет назад +12

    IT STARTED WITH MY BONER THROBBING AND ENDED WITH MY HEART THROBBING LMFAOOOO IM DYING

  • @nasamian
    @nasamian 6 лет назад +87

    Lol I watched all three and the asexual in me was so uncomfortable and embarrassed but it was worth it because there was so much crazy cringe-worthy dramatic moments to talk about with my close friend.

  •  6 лет назад +22

    God bless u Christine for making aces more visible!

  • @sabrinao.9242
    @sabrinao.9242 6 лет назад +15

    YESSS I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO WATCH PERFECT TIMING

  • @katnon
    @katnon 6 лет назад +282

    happy pride month

    • @rattears1991
      @rattears1991 6 лет назад +10

      Katie Gagnon 20gayteen is alive and breathing

    • @leemonroe6526
      @leemonroe6526 6 лет назад +2

      Katie Gagnon Happy Pride Month!

  • @talyadelatouche5650
    @talyadelatouche5650 6 лет назад

    please please do more of thesee!! I loved it

  • @2316haley
    @2316haley 5 лет назад

    YES NEW SERIES PLEASE 😍😍

  • @brangpt
    @brangpt 6 лет назад +27

    i thought it was roleplay but its actually a home invader ME

  • @patrickmassey1939
    @patrickmassey1939 6 лет назад +11

    As someone who has never seen any of these movies or read the books, I was really confused, but quality content!

  • @howyoumetmel
    @howyoumetmel 6 лет назад

    please start a series lmao this was great

  • @elliemurphy2828
    @elliemurphy2828 6 лет назад +18

    The video I never knew I needed.

  • @mariahtedder
    @mariahtedder 6 лет назад +4

    PLEASE REACT TO THE REST OF THE SERIES BC YALLS REACTIONS ARE GREAT

  • @cloudynights837
    @cloudynights837 6 лет назад +1

    I hope you & Chris keep doing this, it was really funny!

  • @shannon6816
    @shannon6816 6 лет назад

    wow now this is a SERIES i would watch over n over again

  • @delaneyholden5641
    @delaneyholden5641 6 лет назад +18

    Christine: HANDCUFFS

  • @Kbp4eva1
    @Kbp4eva1 6 лет назад +3

    “That parrallel parking job is the hottest thing that has happened so far” LMFAO TBFH

  • @jazmynevermeulen2538
    @jazmynevermeulen2538 6 лет назад +1

    You guys are seriously my favourite youtubers I love all of your videos

  • @Kimberly-vx7ln
    @Kimberly-vx7ln 6 лет назад +1

    MUCH LOVE FOR YOU AHH I LOVE THESE SO MUCH

  • @meganloveslife8570
    @meganloveslife8570 6 лет назад +8

    I love watching Chris and Christine!!

  • @stephanierestlessinseattle5261
    @stephanierestlessinseattle5261 6 лет назад +109

    I am not 100 percent Asexual but I am a LOT less interested than most my poor BF is so supportive but my point is THANK YOU not all of us think super horny

    • @stephanierestlessinseattle5261
      @stephanierestlessinseattle5261 6 лет назад +14

      Witch's Brew Sims so many categories can't I just be --- "meh-trosexual "like if it's there cool maybe but if not MEH I don't want to slap a sticker on my for sale sign no need to define me

    • @flightneedsanupgrade381
      @flightneedsanupgrade381 6 лет назад +1

      I'm asexual to the max.

  • @diananicole4949
    @diananicole4949 6 лет назад

    waiting for the next movie review now, this was great

  • @rubyelizabeth618
    @rubyelizabeth618 6 лет назад

    This is the best video I’ve watched this week

  • @AllyssiaRose
    @AllyssiaRose 6 лет назад +3

    Hahahha. I like the idea of a movie review series. Specifically sequels with no prior knowledge of the previous films. 😂😂

  • @saan3937
    @saan3937 6 лет назад +33

    poor thing looks traumatised

  • @multifandomfaneditor5554
    @multifandomfaneditor5554 6 лет назад

    I have been waiting for this moment. And that now it’s here, I’m shooketh

  • @Jennateeeee
    @Jennateeeee 6 лет назад

    Yo please do this more often. I was crying laughing

  • @ghosttoast8270
    @ghosttoast8270 6 лет назад +573

    Where's my asexual fam at?

  • @avagarcia-blacker796
    @avagarcia-blacker796 6 лет назад +26

    ILYSM

  • @waneeduh
    @waneeduh 6 лет назад

    LOL you guys need to do more movie reviews. I love it

  • @MaribethBrisky
    @MaribethBrisky 6 лет назад

    This is the content that I needed in my life today. Thanks Christine!

  • @lynettecamarillo
    @lynettecamarillo 6 лет назад +16

    Love you Christine!

  • @kaalexand26
    @kaalexand26 6 лет назад +5

    this actually made me want to watch these movies

  • @makaylalouise3285
    @makaylalouise3285 6 лет назад

    Definitely make this a series

  • @selenagallegos6525
    @selenagallegos6525 6 лет назад

    I love this please let it be a new series

  • @peejar8985
    @peejar8985 6 лет назад +7

    omg what a concept

  • @ColinCowe
    @ColinCowe 6 лет назад +135

    "I’ve been saving a fortune lately. Instead of spending a fortune ringing expensive sex lines, I ring the Samaritans and say, "Talk dirty or I’ll kill myself !" Which I'm totally into.

  • @erikachamberlin1171
    @erikachamberlin1171 6 лет назад +1

    LOVE this. please do more christine and chris movie reviews hun

  • @izzystrack7919
    @izzystrack7919 6 лет назад

    Need more movie reviews now!!! This was something I didn’t know I needed

  • @brookbuitron753
    @brookbuitron753 6 лет назад +6

    OMG I LOVE UUU

  • @shannonjhn
    @shannonjhn 6 лет назад +18

    This trilogy got progressively worst like how how does a movie get progressively worst. LIKE HOW HOW

  • @katrinebella
    @katrinebella 6 лет назад

    Omg love this! You gotta make sexy film reviews!! It’s amazing 😂😂😂🔥

  • @mar3574
    @mar3574 6 лет назад

    Please make this a series! 😂😂😂

  • @El-ku7xe
    @El-ku7xe 6 лет назад +8

    unpopular opinion: these movies and books are horrific lmao

  • @CallMeDutch83
    @CallMeDutch83 6 лет назад +5

    *Eyes bulge from head* I'M CRYING. 😂😂😂

  • @CircleHeaded
    @CircleHeaded 6 лет назад

    Christine is an asexual icon!! Omg love you girl 😍😍😍 Cant wait for next episode of your podcast to drop ❤❤

  • @user-sn3nb8dw9m
    @user-sn3nb8dw9m 6 лет назад

    yes this needs to be a series pls

  • @loo6357
    @loo6357 6 лет назад +26

    I love how Christian Friendly this is il watch it at youth group

  • @bribanner8601
    @bribanner8601 6 лет назад +9

    Anyone else trying to see the scenes in christines glasses😂😂😂

  • @oliviahanchuk5536
    @oliviahanchuk5536 6 лет назад

    please keep this series going

  • @whenimgone1104
    @whenimgone1104 6 лет назад +2

    yes please. this would be a fantastic series

  • @naynay-65
    @naynay-65 6 лет назад +3

    hahahahaha "i'm still not aroused" haha i love you christine!

  • @taylordennis3550
    @taylordennis3550 6 лет назад +32

    4:20 blaze it more like 4:20 praise it do Jesus not weed 😂😂

  • @nerdygem8620
    @nerdygem8620 6 лет назад

    I love how casual you both are in this! X

  • @rebeccagibbs4128
    @rebeccagibbs4128 6 лет назад

    this was great! I would love it to become a regular series:D

  • @KatieMcchensey
    @KatieMcchensey 6 лет назад +14

    next time you review a movie, do it high

  • @MultiAniBanani
    @MultiAniBanani 6 лет назад +67

    Christine is me.
    I am Christine.
    We are one (1) person

  • @ms.deathplay7385
    @ms.deathplay7385 5 лет назад

    i just came to your channel. I LOVE IT!

  • @luff-n-stuff5298
    @luff-n-stuff5298 6 лет назад

    this needs to happen more often...I love this so so much

  • @Jinnwyan
    @Jinnwyan 6 лет назад +5

    the intro got me shook

  • @estopesto2647
    @estopesto2647 6 лет назад +3

    Happy Pride Month guys ❤💛💚💙💜

  • @laurenwilson6757
    @laurenwilson6757 6 лет назад

    I went on RUclips to see if there were any videos of yours I had missed and HOLY CRAP WAS MY TIMING PERFECT. Love you for always being so open about this stuff. Keep it up girl, appreciate u 🖤

  • @pinkpandamiranda
    @pinkpandamiranda 6 лет назад

    This is amazing. Please make more.

  • @karamragi1279
    @karamragi1279 6 лет назад +4

    "we have no context.. who tf is Hyde" meanwhile they're watching 50 shades freed the third film in the series lmao

  • @greenmachine8100
    @greenmachine8100 6 лет назад +5

    Lmao react to Call me by your name next

  • @Fatima-vf5tm
    @Fatima-vf5tm 6 лет назад

    This should be a series!!

  • @mintyspaghetty
    @mintyspaghetty 6 лет назад

    lmaooo the bowl in your hand i love it

  • @tittysweatt
    @tittysweatt 6 лет назад +4

    so random because i literally just watched the first one two days ago for the first time and I'm straight and kinky and i was still uncomfortable and acted the same way lmao