Trash "Jokes" - 2 | Ghatia Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Maine apni zimmedari poori kardi yeh bata ki yeh jokes ghatia hain. aage tumhaari marzi.
Sound Mixing: Sohail Gandhi jo ki bohat he talented hai aur apna kaam dhang se karta hai, Unlike ME
Venue: The Habitat - Music and Comedy Cafe(Khar) jo ki bohat he sundar hai, unlike ME 
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he has a diffrent love for word "swaad"
Kis video me bola tha isne
Ha bhai kaisi lgi
Aa gya swad 😂
@@q1oud po*n wali m
@@srijoydey621 vase 'r' hatakar word ka meaning badal gaya kya😂😂😂😂
@@srijoydey621 aur isko dekh kar Aakash Gupta bolega, "Bahut accha censor kiya inhone, main toh deceive hi ho gya". 😂😂
Sahi pakde hai 😂
Yeh kaafi ghatia hai jokes. Par Ghatia jokes ka dard Main akele kyun Sahu. Tum log bhi lo.
Abhishek Upmanyu 😂😂😂
Khushi se bro...issi ke liye toh ham jeetey hain😄
Tumhara koi joke ghatia nahin hota, mate. Keep up the good work. Big fan here.. Waiting for more videos..
Bhai...tu time pass karva deta hai. Jeeyo.
bhai agli video kal subha 6 baje? 😜
Abhishek-Papa ek thumka lga do.. Swaad hi aa jayega
Uncle gives him a tight slap
"Aur aagya swaad"
Make more for ghatiyas
Why these are trash man, this was ultimate?
Came back aftr looking his new video...Bhai ka to pura naksha hi palat haya....
Legend says Abhishek aj bhi apnay fans ko 8 8 mahinay poorani video par comments Mai reply karta hai !!!
Abhishek Bhai Maza a gaya Kasam se
Abhishek bhai aap nahi sudhroge 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yrr ye jokes kis angle se ghatia the
Mereko toh nhi lage
Like if u agree me
barbeque nation me khaya...or yanha RUclips par Haga💩...!!!
Thumke ki jagah thappad lag gya hoga. 😂😜😂
Maturity is when you realise trash jokes of abhishek are way better than real jokes of other comedians!😂
Kuchh bhhhiiiii !!!😂😅
@@unnatitapdiya7866 sahi me!😂😂 ek thumka laga dete na swaad hi ajata khane me😂 is this a trash joke?!!!
@@omjadhav8046 😂😂
Bhai bahot time se maturity ki definition khoj rha tha. Thanks btane ke liye.
Exactly!!!!
So this is how color blind Abhishek feels.
Underrated comment😆
underrated indeed
😂😂
He is not color blind in real life he just use that word for comedy purpose 😂
@@krishindian5857 no he is actually colourblind
Flag neeche nahi kia to?
I thought he will say, "daant me keede pad jaaenge"
hahah lol
Respect keede😂
Shubham Gupta am ur 1000th like😁
But turns out to be "Rod sameth tikke ghuser denge"
Barbecue nation I think.
Abhishek: pack kar do
Waiter: sir pack nahi kar sakte
Abhi: kyu?
Waiter: Daant me keede padenge!!!
Ankit Raj 😂😂😂
Idhar aao Manager Idhar aao... Baat karni hai.
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I also thought of this 😂
Even his thrash jokes r funny. He makes me laugh n is one of my favourite comedian
kitne account se khud ke comment ko like kiya hai
Jitne account se modi ne khud ke videos ko like kia hai🤣
@@priyankadeka6443 kuch samajh nahi aaya
His style of delivering jokes is funny...
@@priyankadeka6443 modi ne kuch kar diya hai kya hr baat me modi
biggest mistake of mine-
‘Having tea while seeing this’
🤣🤣 saame
lol
🤣🤣
@@tahir1982 toh kya bolte hai bhai?
@@akshatminda4797 bro it's taking tea..
Not drinking
This guy is hilarious no matter what he says.
That's what stand up comedy is: a funny person talking and not a person talking funny.
Yes I agree with u beautiful girl.
how does it feel getting 597 likes on a single comment 😂😀😍😍🌸
THE DESIGN REPUBLIC exactly how the prime minister felt when he got elected the second term. :)
@@Lexiamma appreciated🤗❤
1M subscribers with Just 6 videos Only... 😰😰 #TALENT❤
With only 6 videos uploaded.
Absolutely amazing
1.6 now
@@shreyag503 he is just amazing..
Better than Zakir🤩🤩
@@vivekdutta6452 I don't know abt that... I don't wanna compare...cuz I really like zakir khan also
I wouldnt have noticed it without ur comment... I felt like ... Realllyyy...
This video is shorter than GERMANY’s World Cup Participation..
😂😂😂
Actually it should have been longer
Oooofffff
and we want it longer than germany's world wars' participation... 🤣🤣🤣
wat😂😂😂
Ye video toh suru hote hi khatam ho gaya...
atish kumar ojha plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
Video duration is abhishek upmanyius sex life in a nutshell
True....😂😂😂
atish kumar ojha i agree
real don tu bhai " To go " ho jaaa jaldi
The moment u said papa suno......i LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What the fuck is that "LMAO"...??? I see this more often these days....It's really irritating me...!!!!😡😡
@@umeshchoudhary6035 lmfaooo..🤣🤣🤣😂
@@umeshchoudhary6035 "laughing my ass off"
@@AyushGupta-yj8jz 😂 lmfao
Umesh Paliyal lmao
OMG ...even his accent made me laugh
The way he try to control his own laugh😂
jldi aagyi video maine socha tha 1 saal or wait kro ab
Almna rathour plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
TECH ASPIRANT stop begging
Almna rathour saaame😂
Ashwati Rao lol😂😂😂
Almna rathour hehe
Abhishek- Bhaiya pack kar Dena
Barbeque nation - Our food is our food none of your food
Pin Pundri ruclips.net/video/NsuVC4i0YB8/видео.html
😂😂😂😂😂
Pin Pundri bakwaas picture hit hoker chali gai, lekin log abhi bhi aise dialogs chipka rhe h. Kya Hoga is desh ka.
tejas k Ha toh side Mai voh dekhra hai jiske muuh mai thusre hai
hahahahahahhahahahahaa
Like this video nahi to daant mein keede pad jayenge 😂😂😂
MaNDy SiDhU good one bruh
MaNDy SiDhU idhar aana jra ..idhar😂😂😂
Saurabh Singh 😂😂
mujhe tere masude bilkul bhi pasand nahi
(Sarcastic tone ke saath)daaaannnttt meee keedeeee padd jayengeeee
So true about the guys dancing in barbeque nation ... Had the same thoughts
ÑìdhíÑ Varghèsé Really😳That happens for real
Most of the buffet restaurants in Bangalore do so...if you have to celebrate b'day or anniversary or any other event..
Nidhi i think u are one of the dancer 💃??
That's so strange and funny if that actually happens😂🤣
@@Sakshi-gr6eo
It is not so in Jaipur. I don't know which BBQ is he talking about.
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Me:
Khichdi wale video me yhi tshirt hai.
(my anxiety for no reason)
I take my friends to barbeque nation to save my money and as well as mere dost bahaut bare bhukkkar hai.
And one of the most irritating thing in BBQ
They will keep asking you how's the food in every 5 min which annoys me alot. Array Bhai khaane to do pehle
😂😂😂😂😂😂
bhai tumne dil ki baat bol di
Exactly yr..... This was pissing me off...
How dare u comment here
Then reply with mouth stuff with food. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Dare them to come back😈
"Sir dekho na ye Kya h.." LMAO 😂😂😂
Power of ABHISHEK- even if he states that it's a bad video in the title , people still watch it
Chital Thakore plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
1:21 Dekho na sir kya hai ye dekho ye 😂😂
1:13 bbq nation main dal kaun kha raha hai be?
1:52 Ek thumka laga dete 😂😂😂
Who else think these trash jokes aren't trash at all and they actually bring smile on our face😃😃
Fact : This is not ur first time here.. 😂
Bhai theek to hai na? Itna laba hibernation?...come back soon.....we all miss you....
Bhai Mara nahi hai vi
He is still doing standups but he posts youtube video only when he thinks it is fit for it.
The best Indian stand up comic. Undoubtedly.
BBQNation: Thode se paise me bahut sara khana dete hain. Mujhe pata nai tha waha packkkk nahi kara sakte. 😂😂
Even your bad jokes and pj's can make someone's day!!! Keep going like this bro 👍😁😁
#abhishek you are the best comedian ...hit 👍 like if you agree
I agree but I didn't hit like.
Lucifer beta tum yaha kya kar rahe ho, narak ka Kaam kon sambhal rha h Aajkal.
Lucifer 👏👍👏👍
Bhai, a gaye likes ke liye bheek maangne?! Aao aao, aur karo chutiyapa, "👍 Hit Like Of You Agree! 👍" ka.
Shivang P Swain ..aa gya bhai yha herogiri krne ..wrna us layak v nii h
When you realise even his trash jokes are better than bollywood comedy movies nowadays.😂
Am i the only one to like the video before even watching it just because of Abhishek Upmanyu
pradeep mehta I disliked this before anyone else
pradeep mehta Bhai pyaar h hmara toh
Abhishek Upmanyu haha
Thanks, this was getting too irritating
Yeah just you. We all prefer watching before liking 😂😂
1:29 what a rare sight! 😓
Vishwadeep Sonawane yeah!
what rare? i can't find that
Nishant Saxena bro he himself laughed ...I guess that's the rare sight
What's the big deal in that..?? His jokes are funny...why can't he giggle in between?
@@Leonaldo10 it's rare to see someone break his character...
This is what I call a Happy Meal 😂
1:35 the time he get serious
kaafi awkward timing for uploading! 😂
Sahil Sharma bhai tera judgement chaiye plzz isss channel ko check karke batana kaisa laga ruclips.net/video/aeUobguoNSE/видео.html
Sahil Sharma 5am in morning ....😂
He's abroad, apne hisab se karta heen sab ye 🤣
Bestest standup comedian ever!! His comic timing yar😂😂❤️😂
Upmanyu bhai only 6 videos and 1.4M ....aur udhar log 150videos banate h tb 1M hote h iss hisab se 150videos me upmanyu bhai ke 30M subscribers ho sakte h ....missing your standup comedy bhai ....ek video toh upload kr de aur
Pagal hai kya?
U see.. Even his trash jokes are way better than other comedians' normal jokes😉😉
Papon brother..
You are easily the best indian stand up right now, rest of them became unfunny after achieving a certain fame and keep repeating the same jokes again and again. Hope you dont become like them.
Old version Abhishek upmanyu 😂😂
I keep watching ur stand ups again and again. U r amazing. Keep posting more ❤️
Exactly me too! I have watched his stand ups for so many times that i now remember the exact dialogues! 🙈
No politics...No Vulgarity...Pure Comedy... Abhishek Upmanyu Rocks
He has extends the already funny joke to make it hilarious. Like thumka from the waiter's dance.
Best stand up comedian hands down.
Bhai tu..videos daala kar chaahe ghatiya hun!!
Ek Thumka Lagadena , Swaad Aajaiga 😂😂🤣🤣
iSuperb! plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
Where are you bro ?? We need more videos from you !!
First stand up comedian jiski hr video Mene at least 5 bar dekhi hogi....love ur videos keep uploading....love ur way of saying....
Mere toooo ♥️🤗
abhishek is too gold to give away his full videos this easy .....man this guy is awsome.
Love💓💓 you bro n your works👏👏 I think u r the bst of all😍😍😍
Waiting for nxt videos 🙌😉😉
When you realise his trash jokes are also better than any other comedian's joke😂😂😂😂😂
@Abhishek, Your show in Toronto was out of the world...Frankly speaking after 25 minutes I was in a state where my brain could process the joke but cant laugh..no energy left...you are the best.
Mn ne kaha agar jhanda neechy na karo to
kehene lagy woh daikho rod samait tikke ghusair rahy hn na........ lmfao😂😂
bhai thoda speed mai video dala kar. bhot wait karna padta hai
bhai tera judgement chaiye plzz isss channel ko check karke batana kaisa laga ruclips.net/video/aeUobguoNSE/видео.html
Aayush toh bol raha tha ki ye koi stand up comedian hai !!xD
😂😂😂
Explore More plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
Lagta ha next video ab, vaccine ke sath hi ayega!🙂
Worst thing about this video IT ENDED SO QUICKLY 😭😭😭😭😔😣
1:05 😂😂👏👏👏
👌👌Nice😘 Ghatiya Comedy😂😂😂😂... Btw Bhut Jldi Aagyi.. Videoo..😂😂.. 1 - 2 saal Ka time or lelete.👍. Daalne m.. 👌😂😂✌️
Best comedian ever watched.....!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍
Bhaiii aaap yaar mere paas words nhi hai u r absolutly amazing 💜💜
Waiter be like: sir "yhi baate to baad me yaad aaengi"
Ur way of speaking , the way u connect topics is ABSOLUTELY amazing 👌👌
Love from Pakistan .
ruclips.net/video/NsuVC4i0YB8/видео.html
Aise hi jaldi jaldi video laate raho :)
Sanchit Narang plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
subscribe ruclips.net/video/SUNLrMkd6_U/видео.html
Tikki udata hun ultd. Hai😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Harsh plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
Even his trash jokes are very funny
Best part- papa jara suno
Wow
C B plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
Hey!!!! I came across your videos recently. I have already watched them a hundred of times(kidding , but yeah definately 10 times each ) by now..I FREAKING love your style. I was so excited to watch your show live..as this is a point in my life where I want to laugh the most. To my unfortune, I came to know...that you would not be in India till november..So that only leaves one option for me..to wait for your live show like a mad lover for like 4-5 months. I would request you to pls pls upload as many videos as you can. Pls keep us entertained through youtube.People need you
Yaar me bhi kaafi dafa BBQ Nation gaya hu aur yeh sab cheeze observe ki hai, but tum inn cheezo ko apne comedy se bohat behatareen andaaz se bayaan karte ho yaar!!
Lajawaab ho yaar tum. Hats off Sir!!!!
AJ h
Bhai full episode post kro
Superb Abhishek.... Your words... Phrasing... Expressions... Everything perfect.... Keep it up... And upload more videos
Pls add more videos..i liked your way of talking
Agar ye ghatiya h toh bhai baaki sb toh kuch b ni h
Full vedio kaha hai
The Best Stand-up Comedian ❤
His trash jokes are far better than others
When he say swaad my whole tension go to rishte daro ke ghar pr
You call this trash? You made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣🤣🤣❤️
OMG don't let this video die 🤣
It's thumbnail has 2 minutes video but when we play it it shows 1:59 minutes video 😂
It's On Every Yt Video, You Can Check
Even his so called trash jokes are good lol
1:41 very funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is bloody talented person man god bless him
Har tension ko smile banade ye hi toh upmanyu ka style hai..............usse judge mat karo
Tera Ghatiya jokes dusre comedians ki performer of the year hota hai.
Yehi bol rha tha main b 🤣🤣
This guy is a genius, man! Loved it man!
Dal ke chamach hawa Mai aatke hue 😂😂
Barbecue nation Mai dal 😁
bhai jb jaega to buffet m daal bhi khani pdegi
Ginni- Tell me ur wish.
Me- please arrange all videos of Abhishek's shows.
Where are you man, I'm waiting for new video, come-on