How Many 8 Year Olds Could we Realistically Beat in Battle?

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @benchin4063
    @benchin4063 9 месяцев назад +292

    The mental picture i have of Connor punching, kicking,, and flinging 8 year olds around is hilarious😂

    • @darkangel7589
      @darkangel7589 9 месяцев назад +3

      OH MY GOD 😭😭

    • @shravansujith6993
      @shravansujith6993 9 месяцев назад +4

      My mental image is the scene from Its always sunny in Philadelphia where a guy beats up bunch of kids. 😂

    • @VovoWoahwoah
      @VovoWoahwoah 9 месяцев назад

      @@shravansujith6993 ruclips.net/video/XIcUgyLxNBA/видео.htmlsi=33abUXM8_KiYGIKo

  • @hakkanoodle8037
    @hakkanoodle8037 9 месяцев назад +112

    Connor guaranteed has 'Nah, I'd win' syndrome

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 9 месяцев назад +265

    Connor was definitely thinking of preschool kids when he was imagining the fight

    • @GojosBackHand
      @GojosBackHand 9 месяцев назад

      Nope.

    • @dzello
      @dzello 9 месяцев назад +26

      No, he wasn't: this can easily be seen when he accounts for puberty (12:00).
      In average, 8 years old are 57.0 lb. (25.85 kg) and 50.5" (128.2 cm), so Connor could easily beat a few of them at once.
      If you've ever worked at an elementary school or summer camp, you know exactly how easy it would be to beat them.
      They do their best to climb on you and if you're too stiff, you end up clubbing one down to tears by accident.
      If punches are allowed, it's over: it's just gonna be about how many you can beat before getting exhausted.

    • @thatoneasianguyineveryspac8450
      @thatoneasianguyineveryspac8450 9 месяцев назад +3

      bros ready to grab them by the leg like what hulk did to loki

    • @Thomas-yf1ve
      @Thomas-yf1ve 9 месяцев назад +3

      i mean, 2nd graders arent that much bigger haha.
      i think these guys are assuming kids are a lot more coordinated than they are. 2nd graders arent that smart.

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 9 месяцев назад +100

    This really is a funny question cause if the 8 year olds are bloodlusted & rage boosted & theres an endless amount of them its gonna be a big issue.
    But if it was like you had to beat up a 2nd grade class full of 8 year olds thats like 20 of em, & realistically
    If you beat up 5, the others will get scared and try to run away & then you can pick em off 1 by 1.
    See there, its the type of question that makes ya think waaay too deep about it lmao

    • @erenjinchuriki
      @erenjinchuriki 9 месяцев назад +4

      Absolutely true

    • @unprovoked99
      @unprovoked99 Месяц назад

      Exactly. That's something they didn't point out, are the kids just wanting to fight you for a candy bar reward(realistic) or are they bloodlusted like shimmered arcane people, biting, scratching and just batshit crazy most people wouldn't win against 10.

  • @The_Jzoli
    @The_Jzoli 9 месяцев назад +87

    "They are at perfect nut height" -Joey The Anime Man Bizinger

  • @Luissv72
    @Luissv72 9 месяцев назад +63

    There is a Family Guy bit where Peter asks "realistically, how many 3rd graders (8-9 y/o) could you beat in a fight?" It's like a 2 minute bit, too.

  • @cklambo
    @cklambo 9 месяцев назад +81

    "Everyone in there was hard as a mf"
    Something clicked in garnts monkey brain

  • @akaneryuzaki6457
    @akaneryuzaki6457 9 месяцев назад +26

    If it's a flat ground, and there's room, and adult could easily run to the side, and attack from there. The key to fighting multiple opponents is to never get cornered.

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 9 месяцев назад +21

    I’m pretty sure Connor is gonna end up fighting 8 year olds in the future. It seems like something he’d do

  • @niccolorichter1488
    @niccolorichter1488 9 месяцев назад +61

    the real question

  • @joblessincarnateVG
    @joblessincarnateVG 9 месяцев назад +31

    Finally, the quintessential podcast question

  • @Apropoetic
    @Apropoetic 8 месяцев назад +10

    Connor's attitude toward any challenge: "I'd win."

  • @Noble-scout
    @Noble-scout 9 месяцев назад +16

    We need to make a game of this idea

  • @DaiGato420
    @DaiGato420 9 месяцев назад +11

    This is basically a It Always Sunny bit

  • @meteor22
    @meteor22 9 месяцев назад +7

    If these 8 year olds are fighting with reckless abandonment and just looking to take you down...I'd imagine its harder than ppl think. Joey and Garnt would tire after the 1st knock out if they even got that far. Connor would probably fair the best but the thing is if they mob you and get you on the ground you're screwed.

    • @alexzander1142
      @alexzander1142 9 месяцев назад

      Bro what!!, how is this a debate?. I can one shot an 8yr old and am 18 tf, well granted am 6'6. Unless your obese, then yh Ur getting folded

  • @tee_toux8183
    @tee_toux8183 9 месяцев назад +3

    That’s the exact content I want to hear from this podcast

  • @harshdeepsingh4612
    @harshdeepsingh4612 9 месяцев назад +5

    If they were to jump me at the same time it might cause me a little trouble
    But would you lose?
    Nah I'd win

  • @beatgu
    @beatgu 9 месяцев назад +3

    Standard 8-year-old, I could probably take four of them.
    Samoan 8-year-old, I'm fighting for my life against one.

  • @williamgregory1848
    @williamgregory1848 9 месяцев назад +6

    I ask myself that very question all the time

  • @starboyjedi13
    @starboyjedi13 9 месяцев назад +28

    Lets think about it though . Do yall think that a kid can tank a punch from a grown man? I feel like anyone can easily take on at least 20 8 year olds at once. I mean how are they even gonna defeat you, much less even hurt you.

    • @ally4131
      @ally4131 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, especially with open space they'd never be able to catch me.

    • @perritoshido5845
      @perritoshido5845 9 месяцев назад +19

      Punching, biting, once you are down because of the weight probably just by them piling up on you while kicking or hitting you

    • @eureka5701
      @eureka5701 9 месяцев назад +18

      biting would be the most problem. Don't think 8 year old punches would even phase a lot of grown men

    • @starboyjedi13
      @starboyjedi13 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@perritoshido5845 good point. But I think you could try avoiding that by running around and let them catch up 1 by 1 so that you can take out each kid 1 at a time.

    • @starboyjedi13
      @starboyjedi13 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@eureka5701 yeah. But if they land a punch/kick on your nuts then it's definitely game over as Conner mentioned.😂🤣

  • @naufalnoorizan1763
    @naufalnoorizan1763 9 месяцев назад +3

    Easy, dont punch, just kick. I think i can confidently take on 20, 20 strong kicks

  • @thedominion6643
    @thedominion6643 9 месяцев назад +2

    i have the reach advantage and a windpipe strike is pretty incapacitating. 6yo? dozens. 8yo? they know to go for a nut shot, so maybe 12 at most.

  • @samaustin8690
    @samaustin8690 3 месяца назад +1

    I could lose to just one if they’re really good at fighting

  • @SeikiRikodou
    @SeikiRikodou 9 месяцев назад +2

    Majima's breakdance style would work against these kids XD

  • @HenryBarlowe
    @HenryBarlowe 8 месяцев назад +1

    Idk connor... As a Samoan myself our 8 year olds ain't no joke when it comes to physicality

  • @elimDBZ
    @elimDBZ 9 месяцев назад +4

    Will Ferrell and John c Reilly proved that 2 adult can beat an entire group that are at a playground

  • @JJames666male
    @JJames666male 7 месяцев назад

    According to Joey, the dinaoaurs being alivenin her timeline made things pretty obvious

  • @ivanjefferson6344
    @ivanjefferson6344 9 месяцев назад

    "Beat the biggest one" - Knuckle

  • @joshlong8802
    @joshlong8802 9 месяцев назад

    Anyone else remember that buzzfeed thing from forever ago that was basically the exact conversation they were having

  • @343JustMe
    @343JustMe 7 месяцев назад

    If they go for my balls it's over tho, taking that into account id get at most 3 before taking critical damage

  • @nemisisclaymore
    @nemisisclaymore 9 месяцев назад +2

    They did this kind of bit in Family Guy

  • @thetakitoes
    @thetakitoes 9 месяцев назад

    As someone who works in an elementary school, I definitely feel Connor is underestimating 8 year olds.

  • @requiemforameme1
    @requiemforameme1 9 месяцев назад

    Can I use my belt? It’s the natural counter to kids. I’m going full Kurama from YYK mode if so.

  • @TheLiddojunior
    @TheLiddojunior 9 месяцев назад +4

    Chuckie makes me doubt how well an adult can stop a child fighter

    • @KamiOKoros
      @KamiOKoros 9 месяцев назад +6

      Is it only me or the comment date is off

    • @starboyjedi13
      @starboyjedi13 9 месяцев назад

      @@KamiOKoros lol i just realised this

    • @real_mushy14
      @real_mushy14 9 месяцев назад

      @@KamiOKorosyeah its wayyyyyyy off

    • @perritoshido5845
      @perritoshido5845 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@KamiOKorosVideo probably released early for members or something

    • @Th34rti5t
      @Th34rti5t 9 месяцев назад

      Dude pre comment

  • @carlashtin674
    @carlashtin674 9 месяцев назад +2

    Didn’t Connor dual wield two kids before?

  • @misheelbold5677
    @misheelbold5677 9 месяцев назад

    This reminds me of sunny in Philadelphia, when they beat up bunch of kids.

  • @sebastianherrera6514
    @sebastianherrera6514 9 месяцев назад +3

    I think 12

  • @dominidurbano8896
    @dominidurbano8896 9 месяцев назад

    The title is wild

  • @unnamedx2
    @unnamedx2 9 месяцев назад

    I think i could take at least 15, there's no way they're as fast as me

  • @jeremymartin7403
    @jeremymartin7403 9 месяцев назад

    I am imagining a anime hunter x hunter or jujutsu Kaisens battle system with a bunch of 8 year olds fighting Connor

  • @MariosCharalambous-f4w
    @MariosCharalambous-f4w 9 месяцев назад

    I think 100 or more

  • @eyespliced
    @eyespliced 9 месяцев назад

    _NOT THE YOUNGLINGS!_

  • @rafaynoman1180
    @rafaynoman1180 9 месяцев назад

    Life imitates art I guess.

  • @DucVEagle
    @DucVEagle 9 месяцев назад

    You have to watch out of nut kicks

  • @sunpraiser96
    @sunpraiser96 9 месяцев назад

    The thumbnail looks like child ludwig 😂

  • @jthegamer360
    @jthegamer360 9 месяцев назад

    I think I would be able to take out 5 8 year olds I don’t think I’d have the stamina or strength to keep fighting off more 10:46

  • @Fishnchipsyip
    @Fishnchipsyip 9 месяцев назад

    Trash Taste Muay Thai special please!

  • @HarrysDogmalaysia
    @HarrysDogmalaysia 9 месяцев назад +1

    the 8 year old viewer watching this video
    im in danger meme

  • @layedbackthomas
    @layedbackthomas 9 месяцев назад

    Connor be over estimating lol. Fighting is very tiring. If you haven’t trained in anything it also will be harder too. I don’t imagine it is just going to be easy one hit knockouts on every single one.

  • @c-lizzle
    @c-lizzle 9 месяцев назад

    I asked my boyfriend this whilst he’s on mic with his mates and it’s started a whole discussion 🤣 but he reckons he can take on the whole UK population of 8 year olds 🤣😭😭🤣😭 moneys on the other hand, zero 🤣

  • @armaandeepsingh9126
    @armaandeepsingh9126 7 месяцев назад

    Me thinking i could take on a 100-💀

  • @fardinahmed5978
    @fardinahmed5978 9 месяцев назад

    9:01 😂😂😂😂

  • @Official_MikeyT
    @Official_MikeyT 9 месяцев назад

    Now how many Muay Thai 8 year olds could the lads beat in arena combat?

  • @omegahyakimaru3093
    @omegahyakimaru3093 9 месяцев назад

    My Qs to Grant is …really .. first time….

  • @vincentlaw6985
    @vincentlaw6985 9 месяцев назад

    Grant you are right, i trained it and won fights with that Thai style of fighting, without it I would have kissed to bigger opponen.

  • @JustSomeGuy9
    @JustSomeGuy9 Месяц назад

    5:00

  • @kookurikapooh
    @kookurikapooh 9 месяцев назад

    I mean… it could be easier if we can pick the server.
    Just saying

  • @makii4772
    @makii4772 9 месяцев назад

    New special

  • @GojosBackHand
    @GojosBackHand 9 месяцев назад

    This is easy. 30 at least for me😂😂😂

  • @1wakuralain
    @1wakuralain 9 месяцев назад +1

    If lethal hits are allowed and your answer is under 30 as a grown man you need to hit a gym or become more confident in personal defense. Child bodies are fragile af and their sense of desperation has nothing on that of a cornered human adult.

    • @steveqi9309
      @steveqi9309 9 месяцев назад

      You think you can take 30 8y olds coming at you all at once?

    • @1wakuralain
      @1wakuralain 9 месяцев назад +2

      It's a kaiju fight against the local military and I'm Godzilla.

  • @chazzoid2788
    @chazzoid2788 9 месяцев назад

    Real shste hours, who up?

  • @billk516
    @billk516 9 месяцев назад

    This is just a future Mr Beast video

  • @Deku08804
    @Deku08804 9 месяцев назад

    Hear me out, I can take on 100 of em😅

  • @drezicollinz_
    @drezicollinz_ 9 месяцев назад

    Tbh ill take 30 8yr olds tbh

  • @haqs
    @haqs 2 месяца назад

    Nahhh wtf 8 year olds bruh

  • @tajrasyad1596
    @tajrasyad1596 9 месяцев назад

    This has got to be the new "Can 1 billion lions beat 1 of each pokemon?"

  • @Arassar
    @Arassar 9 месяцев назад +4

    Only 11? An adult man could beat infinite 8-year-olds. They can punt an 8-year-old across the room without trying.

    • @perritoshido5845
      @perritoshido5845 9 месяцев назад +10

      Only one on one and probably 20 before they get tired
      At the same time 10 seems like a high number, the average adult male can probably deal with 7 or 8 of them

    • @luigitaku1018
      @luigitaku1018 9 месяцев назад +15

      Ok now we are just getting delusional

    • @makii4772
      @makii4772 9 месяцев назад +5

      Bro has infinite stamina

    • @starboyjedi13
      @starboyjedi13 9 месяцев назад

      Infinite? You can't be serious.

    • @All-Outta-Bubblegum
      @All-Outta-Bubblegum 9 месяцев назад

      You couldn't beat 1 mate

  • @MCInferno
    @MCInferno 9 месяцев назад

    e

  • @yuno8507
    @yuno8507 9 месяцев назад

    First

  • @ThiccBirdBoi
    @ThiccBirdBoi 9 месяцев назад

    If you usually train and know how to fight, ya, 10 20 kids ez probably, but if u have never fight before or you dont do it often, nah you be out of breathe after 3 kids down if you are lucky, and if they are like muay thai kids who usually like trained from 5, nahh i m be running, they will bait you and side kick your kneecap so hard and you wont be walking for a week, i sparred one 13 yr who competed since 8, little shit hits hard fast and smart, i m out of breathe after 2 rounds. They know you are bigger and they fight hella smart about it