How Many 8 Year Olds Could we Realistically Beat in Battle?
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Connor guaranteed has 'Nah, I'd win' syndrome
The mental picture i have of Connor punching, kicking,, and flinging 8 year olds around is hilarious😂
OH MY GOD 😭😭
My mental image is the scene from Its always sunny in Philadelphia where a guy beats up bunch of kids. 😂
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the real question
Connor's attitude toward any challenge: "I'd win."
We need to make a game of this idea
That’s the exact content I want to hear from this podcast
I ask myself that very question all the time
According to Joey, the dinaoaurs being alivenin her timeline made things pretty obvious
This reminds me of sunny in Philadelphia, when they beat up bunch of kids.
_NOT THE YOUNGLINGS!_
I think 12
You have to watch out of nut kicks
9:01 😂😂😂😂
I mean… it could be easier if we can pick the server.
Just saying
This is easy. 30 at least for me😂😂😂
Only 11? An adult man could beat infinite 8-year-olds. They can punt an 8-year-old across the room without trying.
Only one on one and probably 20 before they get tired
At the same time 10 seems like a high number, the average adult male can probably deal with 7 or 8 of them
Ok now we are just getting delusional
Bro has infinite stamina
Infinite? You can't be serious.
You couldn't beat 1 mate
This has got to be the new "Can 1 billion lions beat 1 of each pokemon?"
This really is a funny question cause if the 8 year olds are bloodlusted & rage boosted & theres an endless amount of them its gonna be a big issue.
But if it was like you had to beat up a 2nd grade class full of 8 year olds thats like 20 of em, & realistically
If you beat up 5, the others will get scared and try to run away & then you can pick em off 1 by 1.
See there, its the type of question that makes ya think waaay too deep about it lmao
Absolutely true
Connor was definitely thinking of preschool kids when he was imagining the fight
Nope.
No, he wasn't: this can easily be seen when he accounts for puberty (12:00).
In average, 8 years old are 57.0 lb. (25.85 kg) and 50.5" (128.2 cm), so Connor could easily beat a few of them at once.
If you've ever worked at an elementary school or summer camp, you know exactly how easy it would be to beat them.
They do their best to climb on you and if you're too stiff, you end up clubbing one down to tears by accident.
If punches are allowed, it's over: it's just gonna be about how many you can beat before getting exhausted.
bros ready to grab them by the leg like what hulk did to loki
i mean, 2nd graders arent that much bigger haha.
i think these guys are assuming kids are a lot more coordinated than they are. 2nd graders arent that smart.
"They are at perfect nut height" -Joey The Anime Man Bizinger
There is a Family Guy bit where Peter asks "realistically, how many 3rd graders (8-9 y/o) could you beat in a fight?" It's like a 2 minute bit, too.
"Everyone in there was hard as a mf"
Something clicked in garnts monkey brain
If it's a flat ground, and there's room, and adult could easily run to the side, and attack from there. The key to fighting multiple opponents is to never get cornered.
I’m pretty sure Connor is gonna end up fighting 8 year olds in the future. It seems like something he’d do
Finally, the quintessential podcast question
Lets think about it though . Do yall think that a kid can tank a punch from a grown man? I feel like anyone can easily take on at least 20 8 year olds at once. I mean how are they even gonna defeat you, much less even hurt you.
Yeah, especially with open space they'd never be able to catch me.
Punching, biting, once you are down because of the weight probably just by them piling up on you while kicking or hitting you
biting would be the most problem. Don't think 8 year old punches would even phase a lot of grown men
@@perritoshido5845 good point. But I think you could try avoiding that by running around and let them catch up 1 by 1 so that you can take out each kid 1 at a time.
@@eureka5701 yeah. But if they land a punch/kick on your nuts then it's definitely game over as Conner mentioned.😂🤣
If they were to jump me at the same time it might cause me a little trouble
But would you lose?
Nah I'd win
This is basically a It Always Sunny bit
Easy, dont punch, just kick. I think i can confidently take on 20, 20 strong kicks
Standard 8-year-old, I could probably take four of them.
Samoan 8-year-old, I'm fighting for my life against one.
I could lose to just one if they’re really good at fighting
If these 8 year olds are fighting with reckless abandonment and just looking to take you down...I'd imagine its harder than ppl think. Joey and Garnt would tire after the 1st knock out if they even got that far. Connor would probably fair the best but the thing is if they mob you and get you on the ground you're screwed.
Bro what!!, how is this a debate?. I can one shot an 8yr old and am 18 tf, well granted am 6'6. Unless your obese, then yh Ur getting folded
Idk connor... As a Samoan myself our 8 year olds ain't no joke when it comes to physicality
Will Ferrell and John c Reilly proved that 2 adult can beat an entire group that are at a playground
😂😂😂😂😂
i have the reach advantage and a windpipe strike is pretty incapacitating. 6yo? dozens. 8yo? they know to go for a nut shot, so maybe 12 at most.
Majima's breakdance style would work against these kids XD
Didn’t Connor dual wield two kids before?
They did this kind of bit in Family Guy
Nahhh wtf 8 year olds bruh
Chuckie makes me doubt how well an adult can stop a child fighter
Is it only me or the comment date is off
@@KamiOKoros lol i just realised this
@@KamiOKorosyeah its wayyyyyyy off
@@KamiOKorosVideo probably released early for members or something
Dude pre comment
the 8 year old viewer watching this video
im in danger meme
I think I would be able to take out 5 8 year olds I don’t think I’d have the stamina or strength to keep fighting off more 10:46
I asked my boyfriend this whilst he’s on mic with his mates and it’s started a whole discussion 🤣 but he reckons he can take on the whole UK population of 8 year olds 🤣😭😭🤣😭 moneys on the other hand, zero 🤣
If lethal hits are allowed and your answer is under 30 as a grown man you need to hit a gym or become more confident in personal defense. Child bodies are fragile af and their sense of desperation has nothing on that of a cornered human adult.
You think you can take 30 8y olds coming at you all at once?
It's a kaiju fight against the local military and I'm Godzilla.
I am imagining a anime hunter x hunter or jujutsu Kaisens battle system with a bunch of 8 year olds fighting Connor
If they go for my balls it's over tho, taking that into account id get at most 3 before taking critical damage
Anyone else remember that buzzfeed thing from forever ago that was basically the exact conversation they were having
Grant you are right, i trained it and won fights with that Thai style of fighting, without it I would have kissed to bigger opponen.
As someone who works in an elementary school, I definitely feel Connor is underestimating 8 year olds.
Connor be over estimating lol. Fighting is very tiring. If you haven’t trained in anything it also will be harder too. I don’t imagine it is just going to be easy one hit knockouts on every single one.
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Can I use my belt? It’s the natural counter to kids. I’m going full Kurama from YYK mode if so.
I think i could take at least 15, there's no way they're as fast as me
Me thinking i could take on a 100-💀
The thumbnail looks like child ludwig 😂
My Qs to Grant is …really .. first time….
This is just a future Mr Beast video
Hear me out, I can take on 100 of em😅
Tbh ill take 30 8yr olds tbh
"Beat the biggest one" - Knuckle
Trash Taste Muay Thai special please!
Life imitates art I guess.
Real shste hours, who up?
Now how many Muay Thai 8 year olds could the lads beat in arena combat?
4
I think 100 or more
The title is wild
New special
First
Let's revise the question, how many kids can you KO if they all jumped in on you wanting to attack your weakness, your balls, in the same time? Lol
If you usually train and know how to fight, ya, 10 20 kids ez probably, but if u have never fight before or you dont do it often, nah you be out of breathe after 3 kids down if you are lucky, and if they are like muay thai kids who usually like trained from 5, nahh i m be running, they will bait you and side kick your kneecap so hard and you wont be walking for a week, i sparred one 13 yr who competed since 8, little shit hits hard fast and smart, i m out of breathe after 2 rounds. They know you are bigger and they fight hella smart about it
5:00
more than 30 kids I got it