Scrubs Janitor Is Chief of Medicine

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
  • From episode 620, My Conventional Wisdom
    Requested by: vinniebrules07

Комментарии • 610

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy 9 лет назад +2156

    "Let's make cancer feel foolish!"
    I love Scrubs.

    • @Paul939
      @Paul939 7 лет назад +47

      Dr.Jan Itor.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 7 лет назад +3

      Dr Jan Pol is better ^^

    • @cwp4eva
      @cwp4eva 6 лет назад +4

      I hope Ted makes it feel foolish

    • @samjones6046
      @samjones6046 2 года назад

      Now that Sam Lloyd has passed, it’s a saddening joke now.

    • @jeffbrehove2614
      @jeffbrehove2614 Год назад +2

      "Let's go find a cure for polio!"

  • @c0cksmak
    @c0cksmak 8 лет назад +2744

    The funniest part about this is the Janitor being an actually really effective chief of medicine

    • @GenericSideCharacter
      @GenericSideCharacter 8 лет назад +344

      That's "Doctor" Jan Itor to you

    • @c0cksmak
      @c0cksmak 8 лет назад +57

      GenericSideCharacter Oh my apologies

    • @MrSitar18
      @MrSitar18 8 лет назад +31

      Podiatrist. He also buys and sells feet

    • @Tman4312
      @Tman4312 7 лет назад +52

      He did make money with the daycare

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 6 лет назад +10

      Just one of the many facets making up this mysterious man!

  • @MikeDillon003
    @MikeDillon003 7 лет назад +557

    The way he says “Jack...what are you doing??” KILLS ME

    • @XDarksoulX1129
      @XDarksoulX1129 5 лет назад +5

      Mike Dillon III I like to imagine I’d be cox as a dad

    • @natiliee.s.5476
      @natiliee.s.5476 4 года назад +13

      Same here.
      Like Jack had any kind of control being there😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @boiledelephant
    @boiledelephant 9 лет назад +488

    [Hands over an 800-page textbook without looking] "Fax this."
    This is exactly what I'd be like if I had underlings, and exactly why I mustn't have any.

    • @PixelatedPlanco
      @PixelatedPlanco 7 лет назад +63

      "fax this TO SOMEONE" makes it even better

    • @rosegirl3220
      @rosegirl3220 7 лет назад

      If I ad underlings I'd make them do jumping jacks for hours on end just because I could

    • @firehawk8521
      @firehawk8521 7 лет назад

      Ill make them wax my crevices bc im not that close with anyone.

    • @Singurarity88
      @Singurarity88 8 месяцев назад

      @@rosegirl3220 Thats why you will never have "underlings" and will always stay one. Noone is paying someone for doing "jumping jacks". You can maybe work in Kindergarten with that tho

  • @Bones9191
    @Bones9191 7 лет назад +1176

    settled a dispute between quarreling doctors, started an in house daycare program for hospital staff with kids, attempt to secure new equipment for hospital and acquired new cutting edge piece of tech for the hospital......the janitor probably did more as chief o medicine in one episode then kelso did in every season combined.

    • @Legendary_sartorian
      @Legendary_sartorian 5 лет назад +119

      that we see on camera, dont know what kelso does between episodes... i mean the hospital doesnt shut down so he must be doing something to make it able to keep going

    • @Timbone07
      @Timbone07 5 лет назад +44

      @@Legendary_sartorian Lol true. Thankless jobs are not flashy

    • @s4xtt
      @s4xtt 5 лет назад +38

      @@Legendary_sartorian Most likely also cause Janitor is just playing around which lets him to focus on the job only, while Kelso has been in the job for so long so he half-assed his way, I mean we see him using the hospital funds for personal entertainment in past episodes and likely just bought a lower quality stuffs for the hospital

    • @TheWaynelds
      @TheWaynelds 5 лет назад +1

      s4xtt Stuffs? Haha.

    • @notar2123
      @notar2123 5 лет назад +21

      Amazingly, it is super easy to be a great person in power when your decisions carry 0 potential risk...

  • @RCon25
    @RCon25 14 лет назад +102

    "Sell all your gasoline stocks. Everything now runs on potatoes!" hahaha, I love that!!!

  • @ShuTheIdiot
    @ShuTheIdiot 3 года назад +83

    I love the insinuation that the janitor plays in a lotr group but when they asked to play warhammer he brought an actual warhammer.

  • @doggone_dogman
    @doggone_dogman 9 лет назад +600

    sell all your gasoline stocks, everything runs on potatoes

    • @texxxxxxxx
      @texxxxxxxx 8 лет назад +2

      wrong. he's always right.

    • @maxscott3349
      @maxscott3349 5 лет назад +2

      Screw potato juice. Methanol's where it's at.

    • @markp8295
      @markp8295 5 лет назад +5

      @@maxscott3349 Methanol is made by the fermentation of high calorie products... Such as potatoes.
      Although sadly more of it is made from natural gas.

    • @maxscott3349
      @maxscott3349 5 лет назад +1

      @@markp8295 Or wood. Something we have an abundance of if you count the low grade garbage they use nowadays.

    • @PrimeCo129
      @PrimeCo129 3 года назад +3

      2021, can confirm. Mash potato fuel is indeed the future - oh, and buy a shit ton of Gamestop Stocks. Don't forget surgical masks...

  • @CptChaos47
    @CptChaos47 8 лет назад +539

    "Gilcrist, please."
    "...and you, nurse Epenema."
    XD

    • @MagnificentFiend
      @MagnificentFiend 7 лет назад +29

      CptChaos47 It's Ipanema, as in "The Girl From..."

    • @alluurpo
      @alluurpo 6 лет назад +19

      Janitor plays that song in the relaxation room in some episodein season 5, cool little connection :D

    • @lucaaz14
      @lucaaz14 4 года назад +3

      ​@@alluurpo that just goes to show you that the Janitor made a lot of lines up himself.

  • @journey1186
    @journey1186 9 лет назад +217

    "I'm you I'm. Talking to you from a future phone " lol

    • @TheMadgirl883
      @TheMadgirl883 8 лет назад +29

      +journey1186 By the way sell all your gasoline stocks. Everything now runs on potatoes.

  • @fireflocs
    @fireflocs 5 лет назад +143

    I like to think he improvised the 'Nurse Ipanema' line, because Carla looks so genuinely baffled and caught off-guard by that.

    • @cirrustate8674
      @cirrustate8674 5 лет назад +25

      Given that he improvised a LOT of his lines, it's probable that that was ad-libbed.

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 2 года назад +15

      That line taught me that the best way to insult someone is to say something that makes them so confused that they not even certain if they have been insulted.

    • @Blackout201_
      @Blackout201_ 14 дней назад

      @@cirrustate8674 wasn´t srcubs the show where the script usually said "(react to) whatever neil does"

    • @cirrustate8674
      @cirrustate8674 14 дней назад

      @@Blackout201_ well, more "Neil says something" but yeah.

  • @arbitterm
    @arbitterm 11 лет назад +142

    What I would give to play D&D with the Janitor.

  • @uhdenuh8676
    @uhdenuh8676 2 года назад +113

    Rest In Peace Sam Llyod, Ted was one of the best parts of the show

  • @macman975
    @macman975 4 года назад +95

    "and that's how i got my name"
    "You don't look Asian"
    I would've loved to have heard that Janitor story.

  • @slashandbones13
    @slashandbones13 9 лет назад +913

    well, given how janitor only does his job like half the time and has never been fired, he must have some kind of position of power

    • @harmonicajay91
      @harmonicajay91 9 лет назад +130

      ***** Fear. Pure and simple.

    • @IAmTheRealKen
      @IAmTheRealKen 9 лет назад +100

      ***** And probably money, too. Seriously, I bet he's secretly pretty loaded.

    • @creggism
      @creggism 9 лет назад +26

      He did get fired by Maddox

    • @sartanko
      @sartanko 9 лет назад +19

      +Craig Stewart
      I guess she didn't know...

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 9 лет назад +15

      +slashandbones13 I think they just don't care.

  • @derpmcherp3247
    @derpmcherp3247 10 лет назад +323

    2:19
    " Hmm...Fax this to someone. "
    *hands Ted a entire medical book*
    ROFL hahahaah he doesnt even specify who to send it to, and i can only imagine the person on the other end getting page after page like " WHAT THE FUCK?! "

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 6 лет назад +1

      Derp Mcherp Yes, always funnier when you explain it!

    • @michaelgallagher3640
      @michaelgallagher3640 3 года назад

      @@NiVi192 Not

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 3 года назад

      @@michaelgallagher3640 Exactly my point ^^ 🙈 #sarcasm

    • @noobFPV
      @noobFPV 3 года назад

      @@NiVi192 You think kids today know what that joke is about ?

  • @MattDonahue16
    @MattDonahue16 14 лет назад +28

    "Listen here young doctor Gilchrist"
    "uuuuuhhhh, that's, that's not my name."
    "Gilchrist, please."
    Gotta love the Janitor

  • @homoxymoronomatura
    @homoxymoronomatura 5 лет назад +26

    I love how Kelso delivers that "Get out of here" at the end.

  • @JTNEY4084
    @JTNEY4084 12 лет назад +44

    i like Dr. Cox's facial reaction to jack being in daycare lol "Jack what are you doing?"

  • @theatom7264
    @theatom7264 8 лет назад +113

    (answers phone) "Chief O medicine" XD

  • @Dane_Youssef
    @Dane_Youssef 3 года назад +62

    See, the Janitor was most interesting when he wasn't bothering JD. It's when he was doing things like this. He actually did things as the Chief of Medicine.

  • @blizzy00
    @blizzy00 11 лет назад +84

    " Fax this to someone "
    Its just like a giant 500 page book, ahahhahaha

  • @Asidders
    @Asidders 9 лет назад +321

    0:11 Jordan: "I mind."

    • @UpAndLeave
      @UpAndLeave 9 лет назад +64

      I've watched this so many times and never noticed that before! Lol

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 9 лет назад +7

      +Giradox I think she's actually saying "Oh, I don't mind." But it is hard to hear.

    • @Asidders
      @Asidders 9 лет назад +28

      +DarthRushy It's pretty audible. She also nods.

    • @danielbyrne5402
      @danielbyrne5402 5 лет назад

      @@DarthRushy she says 3 weeks but her bottox covers up what shes said, I don't mind would be accurate but not a given

  • @metaomicron72
    @metaomicron72 7 лет назад +41

    Dr. Cox:"Jack?! What are you doing?"

  • @15TEEN
    @15TEEN 6 лет назад +15

    2:20 "fax this to someone.." pass a whole book to ted.. i laughed for a long time..on the way back to my home, people think i'm crazy.. the janitor just made my day..

  • @MoNsTaX1
    @MoNsTaX1 8 лет назад +98

    "Huh…Fax this to someone."
    Lmao

  • @mountaintopp
    @mountaintopp 14 лет назад +358

    Kelso: Ted's vacation pay?
    Janitor: What vacation pay?
    Kelso: HAHAHAHA.. Get outta here!
    LMAO

    • @vipergx
      @vipergx 3 года назад +17

      Ah damn, beat me by 10 years to it...

    • @MrCheenibum64
      @MrCheenibum64 3 года назад +1

      @@vipergx Did you say 10 years? Is this show over a decade old already? JESUS where did the time go?

    • @siramoras
      @siramoras 3 года назад +1

      @@MrCheenibum64 Damn why are we all commenting on a 10 y/o comment?!

    • @MrCheenibum64
      @MrCheenibum64 3 года назад +1

      @@siramoras You know why 😭

    • @stephenm8725
      @stephenm8725 2 года назад

      lol dr toliet

  • @sprosonator
    @sprosonator Год назад +6

    “Gilchrist, please.” These two words are just funny as hell to me. 🤣😂

  • @joeymario21
    @joeymario21 6 лет назад +34

    "Damn, right, lets go find a cure for polio"

  • @Doctor_Odin
    @Doctor_Odin 5 лет назад +56

    Did it ever occur to anybody the reason why the janitor is rarely actually seen doing janitorial work is because he’s actually the head of the department. Most heads of departments don’t actually work in their departments all the time.
    Think about how often Celso actually sees patients

    • @Theruler091
      @Theruler091 2 года назад +1

      That makes sense plus he has power over other custodians

    • @ronwit
      @ronwit 4 месяца назад

      Having been a Custodial Supervisor for almost 20 years, let's see, hire a bunch of people who know how to do their jobs better than you, then stand back and let them do there jobs, occasionally show up to demonstrate that you both do and don't know what you are doing, be really annoying to those who try to call you on your act, and, oh, occasionally get yourself fired by someone who doesn't have the authority to fire you. And, best of all, retire when you get bored with the whole thing, before they realize you haven't done any real work in years. Sounds about right.

  • @larnregis
    @larnregis 5 лет назад +10

    2:19 "fax this to someone" i love that joke and always imagine the horror on the other end, receiving thousands of pages.

    • @krazed0451
      @krazed0451 3 года назад

      I can, I've worked in businesses with fax machines... You hang up the call, if they persist you unplug the machine until they get bored.

  • @andrewbloom7694
    @andrewbloom7694 4 года назад +19

    Wow. He's a far more effective administrator than Kelso.

  • @hcalmijebi
    @hcalmijebi 11 лет назад +382

    Gilkrist, please

  • @thehoneybunempress1664
    @thehoneybunempress1664 7 лет назад +39

    I laughed so hard at the end. Whenever you want to get out of trouble, use bribery.

    • @GameBreaker1055
      @GameBreaker1055 6 лет назад +2

      It is the most effective and quickest option

  • @ausckervonlichtenstein1520
    @ausckervonlichtenstein1520 8 лет назад +34

    Best chief of medicine... ever

  • @RANDOM-KNIGHT145
    @RANDOM-KNIGHT145 3 года назад +5

    0:12
    I love how everyone is so supportive

  • @greatgrandpa4651
    @greatgrandpa4651 8 лет назад +18

    Miss this show

  • @freddymintarja2186
    @freddymintarja2186 4 года назад +9

    When he called Carla Nurse Ipanema, it's so good Carla can't even respond lmaooo

  • @jamesoncatlett6784
    @jamesoncatlett6784 Год назад +4

    Reminder that the Janitor accurately called out where Osama bin Laden was hiding

  • @rainbowvegaschamp
    @rainbowvegaschamp 14 лет назад +4

    This is hands down my favorite episode of scrubs.

  • @TheCrackaJack69
    @TheCrackaJack69 11 лет назад +27

    "Hi Dad"
    "Jack!? What are ya doing?" XD

  • @briantreanor960
    @briantreanor960 7 лет назад +22

    Chief-O Medicine!

  • @SameDifferenceisbest
    @SameDifferenceisbest 12 лет назад +61

    Whenever I see a comment that says "Like if your still watcching in 2012" I always reply with "I'm watching this on a future phone. By the way, sell all your gasoline, everything now runs on potatoes".

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 5 лет назад +5

      Speaking from 2020, I hope you kept your gasoline.

    • @splinky1633
      @splinky1633 4 года назад +3

      Speaking from the year 2021, I hope you own barrels of gasoline.

    • @pepeknamornik9283
      @pepeknamornik9283 4 года назад +1

      keep your potatoes, you need vodka now more than ever

    • @Starphoenix
      @Starphoenix 3 года назад

      @@pepeknamornik9283 Speaking from 2021, I hope you bought Bitcoin...

    • @pepeknamornik9283
      @pepeknamornik9283 3 года назад

      @@Starphoenix man, I remember reading about BC around 2010/2011 and thinking 'oh Im too late' LOL. still dont have any

  • @zodrob7
    @zodrob7 5 лет назад +4

    Shiit, that was pure class from start to finish. Can't believe i hadn't seen it before.

  • @arwenae
    @arwenae 14 лет назад +2

    It's the bit where he randomly sends Ted to fax the huge book I like. It just adds something awesome.

  • @HeatyFrog
    @HeatyFrog 10 лет назад +131

    Ted faxed that thing fast

  • @danielbautista2017
    @danielbautista2017 8 лет назад +123

    Jack what are you doing

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 2 года назад +3

    Dr. Jan Itor’s tenure as chief of medicine was a brief one, but it was very successful.

  • @Andy1mcdl
    @Andy1mcdl 14 лет назад +9

    "Ted what you doing?"
    "I'm a follower!"
    "...Walks wrong way"
    Got to love ted!

    • @ciderfan823
      @ciderfan823 3 года назад +1

      He does turn and walk the correct direction, so he realized his mistake.

  • @deeboy5588
    @deeboy5588 3 года назад +6

    "Nurse Ipanema"!!! OMG Carla's face. Love SCRUBS!!

  • @JSPaul49
    @JSPaul49 10 лет назад +79

    Makes you wonder what acting can do to your life.

    • @akigreus9595
      @akigreus9595 10 лет назад +12

      "If acting can do that to water, what can acting do, to one another?"

    • @FieldMarshalFry
      @FieldMarshalFry 9 лет назад +1

      +joshua Paul it's called a Bavarian Fire Drill, look it up

    • @Lavarusity
      @Lavarusity 3 года назад

      @@FieldMarshalFry please what do you mean with that? +´

  • @Ztormie
    @Ztormie 9 лет назад +78

    I've never noticed before, but around 0.55 mark, is that an 80+ year old nurse standing by the desk when Ted walks by?

  • @Posark
    @Posark 3 года назад +1

    0:48 Ted: “I’m a follower.”
    (marches off to the beat of his own drum)

  • @Kraken160th
    @Kraken160th 4 года назад +6

    I always thought in the later series Janitor was gonna get promoted to head of maintenance like how turk was chief of surgery, cox chief of medicine and carla was head nurse.

  • @otakuking31I73
    @otakuking31I73 14 лет назад +6

    Jack: "Hi dad"
    Dr. Cox: "Jack? W-w-what are you doing?"

  • @vipergx
    @vipergx 3 года назад +18

    Bob Kelso is the most perfect and well-played character in TV Show history.

  • @Pyrela
    @Pyrela 3 года назад +2

    RIP Ted. You were the best follower.

  • @NGS712
    @NGS712 16 лет назад +7

    "By the way, sell all your gasoline stocks. Everything now runs on potatoes!"
    Classic.

  • @wantsomecake328
    @wantsomecake328 13 лет назад +9

    "What's your name again?" "TEDDY BUCKLAND!"

  • @felixvargas7132
    @felixvargas7132 6 лет назад +3

    You're a true fan when you noticed Doctor Colonel Sanders in the background often in the series.

  • @seymourbuttz6419
    @seymourbuttz6419 Год назад +1

    I love that the easier solution to fixing the painting was to just take his face off the painting but he instead put ANOTHER face over the first one

  • @viridismonasteriense
    @viridismonasteriense 13 лет назад +9

    his own son had been sitting there the whole time and Cox hadn't even noticed??

  • @destroyerblackdragon
    @destroyerblackdragon 8 лет назад +9

    Polio's not gonna know what hit it

  • @lukedangerfallon
    @lukedangerfallon 14 лет назад +2

    the phonecall from kelso to the janitor is one of the best scenes ever

  • @ColonelHugmufin
    @ColonelHugmufin 13 лет назад +2

    I love how he says "LET'S MAKE CANCER FEEL FOOLISH!"

  • @kerol5905
    @kerol5905 8 лет назад +60

    Poor Ted he's always getting bullied

    • @Mirthfultale
      @Mirthfultale 8 лет назад +4

      carol zebra yeah but he gets laid a few times

    • @joimumu
      @joimumu 4 года назад +1

      He at least got a happy life at the end

  • @subdulous4ever
    @subdulous4ever 13 лет назад +8

    "Fax this to someone." and of course Ted takes that gigantic book.
    Ted is probably one of the saddest characters on TV ever.

  • @LazyParasyte
    @LazyParasyte 8 дней назад

    “Jack what are you doing” I love how confused he is 😂

  • @haddy106
    @haddy106 2 года назад +1

    I believe this is the janitor that inspired House

  • @haddy106
    @haddy106 2 года назад +1

    He just sounds like the Doctor from classic Doctor Who

  • @LeviForWaifu
    @LeviForWaifu 14 лет назад +3

    I love ted's face he puts on the portrait. LOL

  • @vinniebrules07
    @vinniebrules07 16 лет назад

    thx 4 posting this!!

  • @pinopino1385
    @pinopino1385 5 лет назад +2

    "Jack? What are you doing ?"

  • @vampyrfreaket
    @vampyrfreaket 13 лет назад +11

    Ted's vacation pay? What vacation pay? Ha ha ha, get out of here XD

  • @raptalos9412
    @raptalos9412 3 года назад +4

    Theory: Janitor is a reality warper

  • @AinSophAur33
    @AinSophAur33 16 лет назад +1

    THIS kind of thing is why Janitor is my favorite character.

  • @pseudohippie55
    @pseudohippie55 2 года назад +2

    When he tells Ted to fax a huge medical book to someone always makes me laugh.

  • @Georgeous129
    @Georgeous129 12 лет назад +3

    Hahaha Janitor does a great mickey-take of Kelso! When he says 'Let's make cancer feel foolish' and clenches his fists like that, that's epic!

  • @AlexandraAndStuff
    @AlexandraAndStuff 3 года назад +2

    Nurse Ipanima is gold.

  • @Thecuregalore94
    @Thecuregalore94 12 лет назад +3

    "...Chief O' Medicine"

  • @eltzrothm1
    @eltzrothm1 3 года назад

    2:05 That arm swing perfectly sums up his chief character. Megalolz. I'm bringing it back, like bye bye bye.

  • @Anon26535
    @Anon26535 3 года назад +2

    The bit about the Warhammer is especially funny because one of the later editions of WFRP's critical hit charts were written by a medical doctor for extra realism. I think that happened a few years after this episode, though.

  • @ClanCameron
    @ClanCameron 11 лет назад +35

    2:22-2:52 is pure gold.

  • @TheHosh01
    @TheHosh01 11 месяцев назад +1

    Ted knows who he is.

  • @fan.80s_90s
    @fan.80s_90s 10 месяцев назад

    Dr Cox: Oh, Janitor, you are natural.

  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob 2 года назад +8

    Neil Flynn truly is an unmatched talent

  • @nuraby_9228
    @nuraby_9228 5 лет назад +3

    He actually did a pretty good job

  • @rocketman544
    @rocketman544 13 лет назад +1

    I love how at 2:49 Janitor nods at Kelso's threat: "Challenge Accepted, good sir"

  • @CannibalLecter
    @CannibalLecter 5 лет назад +2

    The hospital needs you! I need you!
    Man I wish someone said that to me...

  • @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725
    @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725 7 лет назад +1

    Underrated show

  • @Gubalicious
    @Gubalicious 5 лет назад +2

    Diagnosis murder: The early years

  • @cowgod1945
    @cowgod1945 5 лет назад +1

    Funny how he actually uses the proper financial jargon

  • @jaybouchard5997
    @jaybouchard5997 3 года назад

    One of scrubs best episodes ever

  • @emanuelgonzalez8620
    @emanuelgonzalez8620 2 года назад +1

    Rip ted

  • @40ozmangi
    @40ozmangi 3 года назад

    Jack, what are you doing ?!....... cox doesn't even notice his son LOL

  • @PseudoKirby
    @PseudoKirby 8 лет назад

    that phone call was amazing

  • @eninc928
    @eninc928 9 месяцев назад

    Never noticed the nurse lean in with the thumbs up before

  • @TheRokkiephantomlove
    @TheRokkiephantomlove 13 лет назад +2

    i want a spinoff series with just janitor

  • @94Littleone
    @94Littleone 13 лет назад +1

    Janitor for president.

  • @lukedangerfallon
    @lukedangerfallon 15 лет назад

    the phonecall is the funniest segment ever