I only noticed Stede saying ‘healthy, study, obedient!’ in my rewatch and I laughed so hard lol Also - ‘Check out this *fabulous booty* I’m hawking!’ 😂😂
only the purest of love for this absolute disaster of a human being. this oblivious muppet menace just trying to do both his best and his worst simultaneously. i never knew what it meant to be struck by a bolt of blorbofication lightning until i started the pilot ep of this show.
this silly, silly man lives in my head rent free. every damn day I hear his singsongy little voice with the silly little accent and that’s the same man who sort of set fire to a whole ship and was proud of it
"eat an apple for gods sake?!" has become a standard response at my house xD were also struggling to get out of the habit of very loudly trying to sell men at random times :p
okay but was anyone else a little bit proud of stede when he actuallly acted like a pirate with mary's lover and slammed him on the table? he's still a soft bean, but that was the first time we saw him legitimately get angry
my ABSOLUTE fave stede moments of them all is "THIS is your emergency?? eat an apple for gods sake!" because its so petty and self-centered cos all he wanted in that moment was to flirt with ed, and "fine! ILL intervene!", because of the way he flips every single flippable thing on his person and also because... thats also so so stede? just too stupid to feel fear, insisting on propriety, and if no one else will take the lead, then damn it, here comes captain dumbass, carried on the wings of good intentions.
OMG YESSS. Whenever I see people saying that he’s this polite gentleman all the time I’m like did we watch the same show? Dude is the most sassiest petty diva in a good way. I love how he is unbothered over the oranges because he’s only focused on making Ed stay longer
I just love the "unhand me or bleed" scene because it shows everyone that he truly has seen some stuff. And the little scream upon seeing Ed with no beard... perfection.
that scene is screaming hilarious because of ed fuming while loading up his stupid, ancient gun and so desperately sweet for the way hes looking at stede like "dad come pick me up, theyre meanies...."
Putting the Doug threatening scene after the Blackbeard demonstration made my heart explode omg. Not that I want to see Stede become murderous, but Stede standing up for himself is just -chefs kiss-
I absolutely love stede standing up, specifically the unhand me or bleed scene, when he tells calico to get off his ship, and when he defends himself in the bar by saying he’s seen death. I want to see some more stede defending himself next season
id lowkey love to see stede finish izzy off in a duel? cos i feel like theyve been slowly amping up the intensity of their sword fights, first on the island, then izzy gets a technical KO on the ship.... but i also dont want stede to kill any more people, but i kinda want him to kill izzy so ed wont have to...?
I’m not quite sure what direction I want izzy to have next season. I’m honestly just going to wait and see whatever David comes up with because I have trust it will be right
@@fairieemy if he gets a redemption arc ill fucking rage quit. we saw eds dad get wiped out, we got the badmintons offed, its not like the show is afraid to let a bully cark it
I have a theory that Stede's story about the man with a hook for a head is actually a sort of unconscious allegory about himself and how he sees his life. He can't eat (get any pleasure or fulfillment from ordinary life) and he doesn't kiss because nobody likes him (Stede feels alienated and unlikable because his own dad didn't like him, followed by his peers, and then his wife). I think this explains why he was so befuddled by Ed kissing him and wanting to be with him - it must have seemed totally unreal and unbelievable, based on all of Stede's previous experience of life and his own concept of himself.
“Unhand me or bleed” if Ed saw that he would *not* know how to act. 😂 I wait for the day those two get drunk in a town one night and a Pirate Stede comes out.
2:47 this is one of my fave scene cuz like, Ed is about to blast someones skull and Stede is like "No stop" AND EDWARDS FACE IS JUST LIKE ">:((" AND STOPPED AND IT MADE ME FEEL SOMETHING NSNNDJCNS
I love Stede he is my favourite character. It bothers me that Ed gave him such a hard time for leaving, when Ed left him in season 1 for Jack and Stede welcomed him back with open arms.
“Man for sale!!” Will forever be one of my favorite Stede quotes
One of mine too!
I know the whole republic of pirates set up is so funny😂
“Check out this fabulous booty I’m hawkin’!”
i find myself saying it under my breath so often i swear
I was trying to study for my final exam but all I could think of was "Man for sale" 👀
I love how Stede can have the most theatrical responses to everyday events, but when someone stabs him in the guts:
"...Did you mean to do that?"
Right it’s so funny 😭
His whole excited gesture when he says "well sussed", from face to arms to clothes, makes me smile
It makes me smile too it’s so cute
Time stamp?
@@misanthrope9645 0:49 :)
hes gilderoy lockhart, only reverse, cos no one around him believes the lie hes telling, but hes totally convinced himself XD
@@marycanary86 HOLY SHIT! THAT'S who I've been thinking of.
I love his scream when he sees Ed without the beard. He's such a precious bean
Me too it’s so funny 😭
honestly I had the same reaction as Stede😂
I only noticed Stede saying ‘healthy, study, obedient!’ in my rewatch and I laughed so hard lol
Also - ‘Check out this *fabulous booty* I’m hawking!’ 😂😂
He has so many funny lines off screen 😭
i just noticed him saying "seems like there's trouble in paradise" when izzy comes over to yell at Ed hanging from the ropes.
and so, ed did. checked the bitch straight tf outta there and brought it home to -heal- defrost on the counter overnight, staring at it the whole time
only the purest of love for this absolute disaster of a human being. this oblivious muppet menace just trying to do both his best and his worst simultaneously. i never knew what it meant to be struck by a bolt of blorbofication lightning until i started the pilot ep of this show.
He’s so chaotic good that it makes my heart so happy he’s just absolutely encapsulating in everything he does
Exactly
this silly, silly man lives in my head rent free. every damn day I hear his singsongy little voice with the silly little accent and that’s the same man who sort of set fire to a whole ship and was proud of it
I love stede so much and that’s one of my fave scenes where he just looks at the camera and smiles while Ed looks at him with adoration and shock
"eat an apple for gods sake?!" has become a standard response at my house xD were also struggling to get out of the habit of very loudly trying to sell men at random times :p
okay but was anyone else a little bit proud of stede when he actuallly acted like a pirate with mary's lover and slammed him on the table? he's still a soft bean, but that was the first time we saw him legitimately get angry
I definitely was!! It shows how Stede honestly has changed a lot since he first left a great scene
Me seeing it: *wipes tear* our baby’s all grown up.
"Now that's a fuckery" I adore how happy he is.
Me too!
ed is gonna be so proud ;O_O; (once hes done being absolutely spitting furious)
stebe is such a mood the "DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?!....Probably I think so" got me 🤣
Right I love that line 😭
Stede: *exists*
The fandom: 💕too precious for this world💕❤
Honestly can we blame us 👀
@@fairieemy honestly? NO!
I see what you did there 👀
@@fairieemy I'll never miss an opportunity to quote this show.
We’re all on the Stede Bonnet protection squad! Love this silly guy!
"Keep it straight if you can"
David Jenkins: I can not.
healthy! sturdy! obedient! plays in my head on a loop
the pause between sturdy and obedient is so funny 😭
my ABSOLUTE fave stede moments of them all is "THIS is your emergency?? eat an apple for gods sake!" because its so petty and self-centered cos all he wanted in that moment was to flirt with ed, and "fine! ILL intervene!", because of the way he flips every single flippable thing on his person and also because... thats also so so stede? just too stupid to feel fear, insisting on propriety, and if no one else will take the lead, then damn it, here comes captain dumbass, carried on the wings of good intentions.
OMG YESSS. Whenever I see people saying that he’s this polite gentleman all the time I’m like did we watch the same show? Dude is the most sassiest petty diva in a good way. I love how he is unbothered over the oranges because he’s only focused on making Ed stay longer
@@fairieemy sometimes his "chaotic" really trumps his "good" x'D
@@marycanary86 true true !
“Here comes captain dumbass, carried on the wings of good intentions” omg you’re incredible 😂
I really hope we see Stede and Blackbeard hug, I feel like Stede gives really good hugs. Really warm dude 🙂
He would give the best hugs I agree
i want them to hug WHILE ed ugly-cries
Izzy: this isn’t over mr bonnet
Stede, shirt half cut off: good. cause I kind of enjoyed it
I love that scene
Stedes voice makes me so happy 😭 It sounds so cartoony
Yess I love his little voice so much😭😭
I never noticed before that Ed cradles the side of that french guys face when he says "lower" deck. Oh Ed, you need to hug someone
Minute???
You can see Ed doing it at 4:56 :)
Thanks ❤️❤️
I noticed this too! Poor Ed 😅🥺
he's saying "là-bas" actually. French for "there" or "that way" ;)
This entire show is such a gem
It really is
this is the first compilation i've seen that includes the "please move" part THANK YOU POUTY STEDE IS SO CUTE AND FOR WHAT
YOURE WELCOME!! I LOVE THAT SCENE OF HIM
@@fairieemy NO, THANK YOU!!!! i just think we as a society HAVEN’T talked about pouty stede enough:(!
we need to talk abt stede at every debate that deals with the world
hes so pathetic and adorable
"I'm not a pirate, I'm an idiot!" is in my opinion the best line in TV history
I just love the "unhand me or bleed" scene because it shows everyone that he truly has seen some stuff. And the little scream upon seeing Ed with no beard... perfection.
I always have to rewind unhand me or bleed twice whenever I watch that episode it’s one of my fave Stede scenes!!
@@fairieemy It's one of my fave Stede scenes as well
1:49 HELP I NEVER NOTICED IZZY JUST FUCKIN LEAVING LIKE THAT 💀😭😭
ITS SO FUNNY 😭😭
My favorite line is “treasure is the real treasure” 😂😂🥹
It’s underrated for sure
i just... adore him. dote on him. all my love.
I adore him so much too, he’s just amazing
They couldn't have found anyone better for this role than rhys darby fr
“Check out this fabulous booty I’m hawkin’!!!”
2:55 Ed’s face is burned into my brain. He is the most beautiful soft murder-y cinnamon roll of my life
He really is
Is it terrible that I knew exactly what face you were talking about before I clicked?
that scene is screaming hilarious because of ed fuming while loading up his stupid, ancient gun and so desperately sweet for the way hes looking at stede like "dad come pick me up, theyre meanies...."
the way he just listens bc it’s stede telling him to chill. i cry
GOD i love that funky lil gentleman
the way he says “now THATS a fuckery! :D” lives in my head
He’s absolutely amazing
“plz move” 🥺
1:24 I NEVER NOTICED HIS GASP BEFORE IN THIS SCENE ITS SO FUNNY
ITS SUPER FUNNY
Putting the Doug threatening scene after the Blackbeard demonstration made my heart explode omg. Not that I want to see Stede become murderous, but Stede standing up for himself is just -chefs kiss-
I absolutely love stede standing up, specifically the unhand me or bleed scene, when he tells calico to get off his ship, and when he defends himself in the bar by saying he’s seen death. I want to see some more stede defending himself next season
id lowkey love to see stede finish izzy off in a duel? cos i feel like theyve been slowly amping up the intensity of their sword fights, first on the island, then izzy gets a technical KO on the ship.... but i also dont want stede to kill any more people, but i kinda want him to kill izzy so ed wont have to...?
I’m not quite sure what direction I want izzy to have next season. I’m honestly just going to wait and see whatever David comes up with because I have trust it will be right
@@fairieemy if he gets a redemption arc ill fucking rage quit. we saw eds dad get wiped out, we got the badmintons offed, its not like the show is afraid to let a bully cark it
@@marycanary86 if David chooses to redeem him, I want him to get told off in a yell or maybe a duel or smth he can’t get off super easy 👀
I've never noticed how he's chilling on the tribesman's naked thigh @0:55 😂
I love how he connects with one of the elders 😭
Stede as the fuckery director triggers my inner theater child
He’s absolutely perfect at it
"omg he's gay" TOOK ME OFF GUARD;;
I saw someone put that in their comp and it’s so perfect for the crews reaction I had to put it too LMAO
the way this took me a good ten minutes to watch just bc i kept rewinding bc i love him sm ... bless
stede is amazing so i get it
oh, only a monster would watch this from start to finish without skipping back to watch their fave parts at least once before letting the vid continue
best stede quote of all time: "i may be landed gentry, but im thrilled to be granted entry :D"
the running joke about them saying izzy's name as iggy is always so funny every time
0:05 sorry i know this is about stede but 5 seconds in and i have fallen in love with con oneill
It’s okay I love con sm which is why I enjoy Izzy as a character 😅
His feet flutter when they pull him back on board. "Watch my buttons."
I love when he does that 😭
3:08 cheers for including this scene
you’re welcome :))
Stede is adorable 😫🥰
He is 😭💕
I NEVER NOTICED THAT IZZY LEAVES WHEN THEY SWITCH CLOTHES 😭
'He doesn't kiss, no one likes him.' What's that voice Rhys? 😂
Yes that’s Rhys talking!
@@fairieemy yeh he just has a slightly weird voice for that line it's cute.
@@rolo8542 i love rhys' accent sm
He's adorable
@@fairieemy this line is such a Darbyism I wouldn’t be surprised if he was improvising a bit in that scene
1:48 **Izzy just leaves** **dead**
if fucking only??? lmao
I love stead sm I can't even describe it with words
Same he is in my mind 24/7
I’ve seen this video so much I’m starting to sound like Stede unintentionally
I quote him all the time it’s unhealthy
@@fairieemy literally starting to become part of my stims. Which isn’t good when I want to scream “CHECK OUT THIS FABULOUS BOOTY IM HAWKIN” 24/7
@@uncomfortableviewings9086 yeah no that would not work in a setting full of non ofmd watchers for sure
Stede was actually my first genuine man crush
He was added to my list of fictional men crushes 😭
I have a theory that Stede's story about the man with a hook for a head is actually a sort of unconscious allegory about himself and how he sees his life.
He can't eat (get any pleasure or fulfillment from ordinary life) and he doesn't kiss because nobody likes him (Stede feels alienated and unlikable because his own dad didn't like him, followed by his peers, and then his wife).
I think this explains why he was so befuddled by Ed kissing him and wanting to be with him - it must have seemed totally unreal and unbelievable, based on all of Stede's previous experience of life and his own concept of himself.
Awww poor Stede :(( I really like this theory though!!
Stede oh Stede you wonderful, funny, idiotic, adorable character I love u so ❤
1:50 SAME IZZY Lmao just 'I-I just can't NOPE'
“mAn FoR SaLE~” will always live rent free in my head
"Keep it straight if you can!"
Not in this show, pal.
"hold the bottom, please"
lucious looking like someone will have to *hold the bottom* , lest he commit a violent crime XD
its the fab for me
"My name's Stede, and I'll be your robber here today." My favourite line 👌
One of my favourite Stede lines and only the other day I learnt that Rhys Darby improvised it.
OK BUT WHY IS THE UNHAND ME OR BLEED SCENE ATTRACTIVE HELP
I DONT KNOW EITHER I NEED HELP TOO
I just learned that Rhys Darby also voices Coran from Voltron
You mean Coran?
Coran Coran the Gorgeous Man!! 💜
You've snuck so many underrated moments in this you've won my heart 💖
I’m glad you liked it!!💕💕
“Unhand me or bleed” if Ed saw that he would *not* know how to act. 😂 I wait for the day those two get drunk in a town one night and a Pirate Stede comes out.
I hope we get a scene like that!
i smile so hard when i watch these, thank youuuuu for making them :')
Aw you’re welcome! Glad you enjoy them :))
god knows, HOW MUCH i love stede bonnet
Sameeee
exactly as much as izzy hates him
2:47 this is one of my fave scene cuz like, Ed is about to blast someones skull and Stede is like "No stop" AND EDWARDS FACE IS JUST LIKE ">:((" AND STOPPED AND IT MADE ME FEEL SOMETHING NSNNDJCNS
CALM DOWN mr wavey blade!
slay
he’s such a slay
stede is so cute i love him
That’s my boi !! That’s my boi right there !!!❤
NOW THATS A FUCKERY 😁😁
he looks so tired and so pleased with his days work
MAN FOR SALEEEE
🎶Man for sale🎶
I love Stede he is my favourite character. It bothers me that Ed gave him such a hard time for leaving, when Ed left him in season 1 for Jack and Stede welcomed him back with open arms.
Ohh my god bring this back on the telly please 2023 this is soooooo cool and underrated!!!!!!!!!!!
I have yet to watch ofmd, but this guy gives off big "pure of heart, dumb of ass" vibes
You are 100% correct
Yes
Ned is a true pro
He really is, an absolute legend
I just finished the show, I'm obsessed😅😂
I have no idea what this show is...but I'm here for it and I need to know the name 😍😂
Ah yes welcome! It’s “Our Flag Means Death” on HBO max!
@@fairieemy Thank you! 😄🙌
I have seen two fan videos of the show and I do not know the name of it. Someone enlighten me please. I feel like I need this in my life.
Our Flag Means Death!
It doesn't kiss, no one likes him lmao