11:37 this is actually the correct way to destroy hard drives with valuable data on them some companies and governments especially require drives to be physically drilled so there is no way for data to be recovered even after wiping
11:41 These were clearly shot with some kind of 22 cal. gun. The holes aren't clean enough to have been caused by a drill press or a handheld electric drill/screwdriver
9:47 If it comes to servers in bathroom there was one incident in Poland where UPC (one of internet service providers) servers where flooded, cause they were located in random apartment building under a bathtub of the neighbour upstairs (and of course his drainage pipe was broken). UPC demanded approximately 100k$ for repairs. After this case was caught up by media UPC realised that demanding 100k$ from elderly person is not good PR move and canceled its demands.
The smoking one just.. gets to me. I smoked for a very long time. I refused to smoke inside because I didn't want to ruin the walls and my expensive tech toys... Now I'm not smoking so it doesn't matter.. but smoking indoors always felt weird to me.
21:53 actually that’s the 64 bit integer limit (negative obviously) meaning that the time was so great that it actually rolled over to the negative limit. So it’s even more time than that.
4:03 My brother's desktop looks almost exactly like that, except it is a _school_ _issued_ MacBook, all the icons are overlapping like nobody's business and, believe it or not, he has _two_ whole desktops of just videos that are already up on his damn RUclips channel! He always wonders why his computer is showing a memory full error despite never deleting a damn thing even when his teachers have told him to organize his desktops and delete the videos he's already uploaded! I mean _come_ _on,_ the desktop is literally right behind the damn error, it's obvious why the memory is full! He does the same thing with our grandmother's computer, a Hewlett-Packard (hp) computer running Windows 10, uploading s*** and never deleting said s*** after uploading!
17:15 Most schools just toss stuff out when they're getting rid of computers for whatever reason. Don't really understand why as they could just wipe the things to factory settings and sell them, but that's too hard. Cause I know my highschool's towers held a boatload of storage capabilities and would be great for people looking for stuff second hand.
I actually saw a proper WiFi-Cable once. It was the cable for the WiFi Satalite Router and was labeled WiFi cable because the WiFi-Router wasn't up yet.
4:01 - "Some people"... Me asf: I'm out, and do NOT ask me who am I and do I have on my desktop! (I'm programer btw) Me when this actually happened: Ctrl + Shift + numbers on top (1-9)... (I'm using num 6 btw)
i love the bit about the ethernet wire calling them lightbulbs lol its actually beans aka scotchloks connectors there used to patch or make an ethernet cable longer
17:29 This is what happens when a toner roll gets misaligned. Empty spaces are printed black. Seems like this picture had empty documents printed, since you normally can read up what on those documents.
4:29 I was staying at my brothers house when a really bad and windy storm came through. We went outside to see if there was any damages and there was a trampoline on his back porch. We have no idea where it came from
No, it's not even about how expensive it is. If you don't want to start a fire or set off your smoke alarm, don't put stuff on the burner if you don't intend to cook it.
2:34 I know it says in the video, but just in case someone doesn’t understand, that white thing with the apple logo on it is a device where you can back up all your files, it has a hard drive inside of it.
I believe the story behind 9:16 is that a painter/artist bought the laptop (secondhand I think?) with the express purpose of using in her studio to pull up reference images and manage music, knowing it would end up like that
Imagine you have a CapriSun by your bed, and while you're tired, but you instead grab an inflated battery from an iPhone and try to drink that shi... "Why's it spicy?" ahh 😂
1:29 you can actualy do it with (wet) sand paper, and finish the job with a polish products to get a mirror résult. But it's a very long process involving many steps, starting by teardown the device to avoid any water on electronic parts. And he should have started with an abrasive equal to what he was trying to fix, maybe 1000 or 1500 grit at worse, not the 120 dry grit from his parents tool box.
38:57 The only info I can give you about that BSOD is that the STOP code is 0x80, meaning NMI HARDWARE FAILURE. If you thought having 0x124 (WHEA UNCORRECTABLE ERROR) was bad enough, then this is even worse.
19:11, believe it or not, this would work to charge that laptop, its not the same for all laptops for which side that you would have to put the screwdriver on, but usually the metal outside of ports are grounded, and since the outside of his charger was grounded, he connected the screwdriver to the outside of his vga port and charging ground, and put a paperclip to positive, and i find it geniously janky
26:34 This is just a crossover cable. It convers a 568A to a 568B. In the olden days, these cables were used to connect one computer directly to another, or from one router to another, by connecting an rx pin with a tx pin. Switches now-a-days are smart switches and generally only require a straight-through cable, and not crossovers, but they have the ability to detect a crossover and switch modes. I am guessing an uneducated person saw this cable and thought there was actually something wrong with it.
13:25 I have a 3GS and thought this might’ve been happening since the screen was lifted a little. Thankfully it was just some of the clips holding the screen down that had come loose and it’s ok :D
23:28 Every bus in my city/county has USB charging ports on all their buses, and so does most buses in other cities that I have been to in Sweden for the last few years. In many cities you need to downnload the local ticket app to pay for the bus fare or you can use the local metro card. I prefer the card in most cases, the apps are poorly made. Like you can pay for a ticket and send it to someones number, but if they have not logged in it disappears and the same thing happens if your phone dies and you log in to a new one..
I have a contribution befitting the contents of the video my phone has a somewhat horrible thought out anti theft feature that is used in place of a annoying but harmless one that thank God you can disable in settings when you fail to input correct password for the phone lock screen it doesn't lock you out temporarily instead it calls the police and files a police report for a stolen phone complete with any and all information that could be used to catch the person who stole the phone using a automated voice messaging system and blocks you from hanging up until the call is finished and this safety feature went off on a few occasions until i found out i could disable it in settings
I've literally had to call the police a second time to say false alarm ignore the police report for stolen phone sent from my phone number Anti theft feature that files a police report accidentally activated and then I tell them I accidentally input the wrong password for the phone lock screen 3 times in a row
The phone I have I purchased from a small chain cell service store that is known for manufacturing it's own cellphones built from the ground up and it's a budget phone called a influence and runs a os called socialite is functionally identical to a iPhone 15 and has nearly double the ram and graphical power despite being a budget cellphone originally released during the year 2010
3:22 Vast majority of servers, basically all supercomputers and quite franky any computer you want to do any real work and not just implode suddenly, you use Linux.
7:54 I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that they don't call the Ethernet cable "Ethernet" because they assume the average person does not know what an Ethernet is. they're probably right, too.
13:05 Had this happen with the family's original Xbox. Little brother didn't understand that GameCube disks wouldn't work in it, he just though they needed to be put in further, fun fact, GameCube disks could fit through the opening on the bottom of the XBox's disk tray at the right angle into the void between it and the motherboard. 23 GC disks, 2 XBox disks snapped in half, and something else that REALLY shouldn't have been in there (I want to say a cookie, but I'm sure that's not right), they replaced the laser and the thing kept on trucking along, parents still have the thing. Meanwhile Apple products now days don't last as usual, I had a G4 PowerBook laptop that got me through most of high school, thing finally kicked the bucket because some jock thought it'd be funny to bury it in sawdust during my senior year.
actually a small sheet of light tissue paper soaked in mineral oil does work as a thermal sheet for cpus i have got similar temps too arctic mx4 thermal paste
Why have a person that isn’t into tech, doesn’t understand tech acronyms and I quote “I’m not a tech junky” 24:57 narrating this, if you are making a video on tech support gore then why have somebody who hasn’t worked in tech support why even make it. Should have kept the first narrator, oh wait that’s right he went back to emkay, prob for the better
For an EmKay ripoff, it's alright I guess. I will have to say it was extremely painful to watch you cringing at various tech "mistakes", yet failing to identify a server. Also, It's VERY annoying that you act like you know what you're talking about, when you clearly don't. Maybe your new channel name should be Dunning-Krueger. 12:35 Also, that's pretty common practice to bend them back with tweezers. It sometimes works. And if the pins are bent badly enough to not work, you probably have other things to work on other than installing a CPU. 13:30 Just remove the battery lol. Not insanely difficult, especially if you got the screen off (presumably) intact. Not sure if older iPhones will allow you to boot without a battery, but it's worth a try. 14:20 2006 Pre-unibody MacBook Pro explains it pretty well.
the I mac that is being used as a door stop is prob a 2013 27 inch version which has one lovely wire that you can very easily insert incorrectly, never working on any apple products again
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EzPz’s narrators sound like Emkay’s narrators
Hmmmm who wouldve thought
It might seem crazy what I'm bout to say...
But fun fact, they are both the same!
Can someone get this over with and
r/whoosh me
pretty sure they are connected
11:37 this is actually the correct way to destroy hard drives with valuable data on them
some companies and governments especially require drives to be physically drilled so there is no way for data to be recovered even after wiping
true
Also put it in salt water to make sure there is nothing left
Chromebook? Expensive? Those things are cheep as the dirt we walk on, theres a reason they can’t run anything but a browser
Hey! Don't disrespect the dirt ok?
Dude they ate worth less and that one looks like it would still work
1:39 That moment when you realize, someone used USB2 to refer to a USB Type A connector and USB3 to refer to a USB Type C connector...
4:02 That gave me PTSD from seeing all of my teachers stuff, and they wonder why their computer lags...
I don't think that this is a key of a problem
8:19 they're thinkpads, they'll be fine
Hey mom, can I go watch Emkay now?
We already have Emkay playing at home.
Emkay playing at home:
look at the replies of the top comment
@ I see that, but I was making another Joke.
11:41 These were clearly shot with some kind of 22 cal. gun. The holes aren't clean enough to have been caused by a drill press or a handheld electric drill/screwdriver
9:47 If it comes to servers in bathroom there was one incident in Poland where UPC (one of internet service providers) servers where flooded, cause they were located in random apartment building under a bathtub of the neighbour upstairs (and of course his drainage pipe was broken). UPC demanded approximately 100k$ for repairs. After this case was caught up by media UPC realised that demanding 100k$ from elderly person is not good PR move and canceled its demands.
Oh, a new compilation! I wasn't expecting that.
I'm concerned that EzPz narrators eat individually wrapped apples now
The smoking one just.. gets to me. I smoked for a very long time. I refused to smoke inside because I didn't want to ruin the walls and my expensive tech toys...
Now I'm not smoking so it doesn't matter.. but smoking indoors always felt weird to me.
21:53 actually that’s the 64 bit integer limit (negative obviously) meaning that the time was so great that it actually rolled over to the negative limit. So it’s even more time than that.
If u search how to get scratches outta ipod 99% of em say sandpaper...
And granted it does work on Plastic iPods
Yeah, but it’s fine grit wet sandpaper followed by polishing compound and a buffing wheel.
2:29 I assume that's protective packaging they forgot to remove.
4:03 My brother's desktop looks almost exactly like that, except it is a _school_ _issued_ MacBook, all the icons are overlapping like nobody's business and, believe it or not, he has _two_ whole desktops of just videos that are already up on his damn RUclips channel! He always wonders why his computer is showing a memory full error despite never deleting a damn thing even when his teachers have told him to organize his desktops and delete the videos he's already uploaded! I mean _come_ _on,_ the desktop is literally right behind the damn error, it's obvious why the memory is full! He does the same thing with our grandmother's computer, a Hewlett-Packard (hp) computer running Windows 10, uploading s*** and never deleting said s*** after uploading!
17:15
Most schools just toss stuff out when they're getting rid of computers for whatever reason. Don't really understand why as they could just wipe the things to factory settings and sell them, but that's too hard. Cause I know my highschool's towers held a boatload of storage capabilities and would be great for people looking for stuff second hand.
mine gave away old chromebooks when getting new ones, but the old one the gave me did not have a working battery, it would only work if plugged in
I actually saw a proper WiFi-Cable once. It was the cable for the WiFi Satalite Router and was labeled WiFi cable because the WiFi-Router wasn't up yet.
The irony of hearing Chromebook and "expensive laptop" together... Also, get some computer knowledge
3:34 that ISP, and town members better be suing the crap out of that construction company for lost of profit and people unable to do their jobs....
As someone who loves tech and computers, alot of these HURT my soul man.
4:01 - "Some people"...
Me asf: I'm out, and do NOT ask me who am I and do I have on my desktop! (I'm programer btw)
Me when this actually happened: Ctrl + Shift + numbers on top (1-9)... (I'm using num 6 btw)
13:31 That happened to me once, same model and everything.
i love the bit about the ethernet wire calling them lightbulbs lol its actually beans aka scotchloks connectors there used to patch or make an ethernet cable longer
17:29 This is what happens when a toner roll gets misaligned. Empty spaces are printed black. Seems like this picture had empty documents printed, since you normally can read up what on those documents.
4:29 I was staying at my brothers house when a really bad and windy storm came through. We went outside to see if there was any damages and there was a trampoline on his back porch. We have no idea where it came from
10:28 introducing the all new Apple IStop!
13:49 Expensive?! Man, the most you'll get over here is e-waste that can't even handle docs...
No, it's not even about how expensive it is. If you don't want to start a fire or set off your smoke alarm, don't put stuff on the burner if you don't intend to cook it.
2:34 I know it says in the video, but just in case someone doesn’t understand, that white thing with the apple logo on it is a device where you can back up all your files, it has a hard drive inside of it.
I believe the story behind 9:16 is that a painter/artist bought the laptop (secondhand I think?) with the express purpose of using in her studio to pull up reference images and manage music, knowing it would end up like that
4:17 that phone got hit with a hollow purple, got that toji treatment
Imagine you have a CapriSun by your bed, and while you're tired, but you instead grab an inflated battery from an iPhone and try to drink that shi... "Why's it spicy?" ahh 😂
the fixing something feeling so wrong brought me back to fixing my uncles ps4 by jamming a screwdriver in the bottom until the disk tray opened XD
1:29 you can actualy do it with (wet) sand paper, and finish the job with a polish products to get a mirror résult. But it's a very long process involving many steps, starting by teardown the device to avoid any water on electronic parts. And he should have started with an abrasive equal to what he was trying to fix, maybe 1000 or 1500 grit at worse, not the 120 dry grit from his parents tool box.
i despise kids with spineless parents/guardians
38:57 The only info I can give you about that BSOD is that the STOP code is 0x80, meaning NMI HARDWARE FAILURE. If you thought having 0x124 (WHEA UNCORRECTABLE ERROR) was bad enough, then this is even worse.
0:05 That's the angriest angry pillow I've ever seen
11:01
Actually, as long as it remains unpowered and is dried properly, this is a reliable method of cleaning technology/circuits
19:11, believe it or not, this would work to charge that laptop, its not the same for all laptops for which side that you would have to put the screwdriver on, but usually the metal outside of ports are grounded, and since the outside of his charger was grounded, he connected the screwdriver to the outside of his vga port and charging ground, and put a paperclip to positive, and i find it geniously janky
26:34 This is just a crossover cable. It convers a 568A to a 568B. In the olden days, these cables were used to connect one computer directly to another, or from one router to another, by connecting an rx pin with a tx pin. Switches now-a-days are smart switches and generally only require a straight-through cable, and not crossovers, but they have the ability to detect a crossover and switch modes. I am guessing an uneducated person saw this cable and thought there was actually something wrong with it.
13:25 I have a 3GS and thought this might’ve been happening since the screen was lifted a little. Thankfully it was just some of the clips holding the screen down that had come loose and it’s ok :D
You got some repeats the server in the toilet, the Sandisk USBs, and a vga port burned out.
I do not understand why DJ Firehazard needs all of those lol. I am in IT and was a DJ.. most of that serves literally no purpose
30:14 there is probably just a fair amount of pocket lint in the charging port.. Easily removed with a wooden toothpick, CAREFULLY!
23:28 Every bus in my city/county has USB charging ports on all their buses, and so does most buses in other cities that I have been to in Sweden for the last few years. In many cities you need to downnload the local ticket app to pay for the bus fare or you can use the local metro card. I prefer the card in most cases, the apps are poorly made. Like you can pay for a ticket and send it to someones number, but if they have not logged in it disappears and the same thing happens if your phone dies and you log in to a new one..
26:26 the Sun is setting? 😂
BTW, Sun was awesome
the thumbnail sent a shiver down my spine...
The answer to the stove question is yes. The circles are heating coil shaped from an electric coil range.
(2:37) you can sue an individual for intentionally damaging your property (in the uk at least according to a google)
14:40 What is the J key? And what is the Ng key?
0:17 Literally Fan-tastic
Dad joke
I have a contribution befitting the contents of the video my phone has a somewhat horrible thought out anti theft feature that is used in place of a annoying but harmless one that thank God you can disable in settings when you fail to input correct password for the phone lock screen it doesn't lock you out temporarily instead it calls the police and files a police report for a stolen phone complete with any and all information that could be used to catch the person who stole the phone using a automated voice messaging system and blocks you from hanging up until the call is finished and this safety feature went off on a few occasions until i found out i could disable it in settings
I've literally had to call the police a second time to say false alarm ignore the police report for stolen phone sent from my phone number Anti theft feature that files a police report accidentally activated and then I tell them I accidentally input the wrong password for the phone lock screen 3 times in a row
The phone I have I purchased from a small chain cell service store that is known for manufacturing it's own cellphones built from the ground up and it's a budget phone called a influence and runs a os called socialite is functionally identical to a iPhone 15 and has nearly double the ram and graphical power despite being a budget cellphone originally released during the year 2010
3:22 Vast majority of servers, basically all supercomputers and quite franky any computer you want to do any real work and not just implode suddenly, you use Linux.
I have been doing I.T. stuff for 23 years.. I have seen some of these.. lol this was so funny TY!
7:54 I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that they don't call the Ethernet cable "Ethernet" because they assume the average person does not know what an Ethernet is. they're probably right, too.
23:27 it’s running windows XP?!?
Probably a theme
Now granted you do use sand paper to get rid of stratches on Plastic iPods
5:41 that thing probably emits a solid glow if you put it under a blacklight
13:05 Had this happen with the family's original Xbox. Little brother didn't understand that GameCube disks wouldn't work in it, he just though they needed to be put in further, fun fact, GameCube disks could fit through the opening on the bottom of the XBox's disk tray at the right angle into the void between it and the motherboard. 23 GC disks, 2 XBox disks snapped in half, and something else that REALLY shouldn't have been in there (I want to say a cookie, but I'm sure that's not right), they replaced the laser and the thing kept on trucking along, parents still have the thing.
Meanwhile Apple products now days don't last as usual, I had a G4 PowerBook laptop that got me through most of high school, thing finally kicked the bucket because some jock thought it'd be funny to bury it in sawdust during my senior year.
How the fuck did 25 disks fit in that thing? And why is it such a trend for kids to put food in their optical drives lol
actually a small sheet of light tissue paper soaked in mineral oil does work as a thermal sheet for cpus i have got similar temps too arctic mx4 thermal paste
Why would ANYBODY ever have a 1.69 TB single TXT file Lmaoooooo
13:48 untrue chromebooks are horribly cheap. It comes at the cost of not being able to do crap.
8:03 that's a s6 how are they still there?
12:24 four months STRAIGHT of gaming
11:05 naughty routers get put in the anti 5G router cage for their war crimes
20:06 yes same here in my middle school the computers were that bad.
the sandpaper isnt technically wrong, he just should have used the finest wet sand he could find, or steel wool, not ~80 grit dry
❌Gore movie
✅ Technology gore
15:41 did the microfon melted?
Bro needs new cooling fans 0:54
21:44 that's negative...
4:13 bite of 2024
26:35 nothing missing... more like an over-twisted pair cable :3
We should get a EzPz x EmKay collab
15:10 would be a shame if your laptop uses a steel alloy body
lmao why he gotta shit all over the kids chromebook doodles lmaooo
Why have a person that isn’t into tech, doesn’t understand tech acronyms and I quote “I’m not a tech junky” 24:57 narrating this, if you are making a video on tech support gore then why have somebody who hasn’t worked in tech support why even make it. Should have kept the first narrator, oh wait that’s right he went back to emkay, prob for the better
"Rust" yes, but not from water. The heat from fire causes rust with the active oxygen atoms with the iron in the case
I thought he was Bringus Studios for a sec
I thought I was watching/ listening to emkay just to realize that this is in fact not the emkay channel
I didn’t look at the pfp before clicking on the video before anyone ask
9:19 i think i just gave my macbook PTSD :(
For an EmKay ripoff, it's alright I guess.
I will have to say it was extremely painful to watch you cringing at various tech "mistakes", yet failing to identify a server.
Also, It's VERY annoying that you act like you know what you're talking about, when you clearly don't. Maybe your new channel name should be Dunning-Krueger.
12:35 Also, that's pretty common practice to bend them back with tweezers. It sometimes works. And if the pins are bent badly enough to not work, you probably have other things to work on other than installing a CPU.
13:30 Just remove the battery lol. Not insanely difficult, especially if you got the screen off (presumably) intact. Not sure if older iPhones will allow you to boot without a battery, but it's worth a try.
14:20 2006 Pre-unibody MacBook Pro explains it pretty well.
Bro is NOT emkay💀
On my French layout keyboard the letters A N AND L keys are worn out from repeat use especially the A
Sounds like a French problem
Hmmm.... a, n, and l are worn out with the a being used more than the rest... 🤔
anal
Bro was gaming gta 6 early lol 8:31
6:15 bros just trying to help
31:03 - I mean, would you rather they get cleaning fluid in the servers and destroy them?
19:10 surely this can't work, right??
when do we get Discord back?
this guy sounds like emkay
batteries are the bomb.
I use “egg whites” with my cpu
16:15 thats what i call firewire
13:06
CHILDREN. thats how that shit happens
the I mac that is being used as a door stop is prob a 2013 27 inch version which has one lovely wire that you can very easily insert incorrectly, never working on any apple products again
7:13 cavity on the tooth
Are you from emkey
23:27 yoooo Windows XP
im getting the impression that most of these narrators know jack shit about IT