That missing syllable at the start of the "Catch me if you can" line really threw them off, didn't it? Like an absolute pro though, Pedro adds an extra syllable to "me" to immediately redress the balance - skill and instincts like that can't be taught, you just have to be born a legend. Or, in the character creator you can just move all your skill points from "Facial Symmetry" to "Ad Hoc Rap Syllable Recalculation" instead.
Peter grew up in an age where it was perfectly acceptable to make fun of someone's looks and speech impediment😂 You have to feel for him. His life would probably be a lot different if he was born today
Fuck me it goes from goodish to awful so quickly, thank god they didn't get Beardsley to do it for the final cut and re recorded Barnes' bit as he sounds proper plastered, Gazza would have been alright though if he sorted out his flow and timing a bit, he sounded too nervous, the right guy did it in the end.
@@OmegaAuctionsUK man - Gazza had riddim if that was him in the middle! The guardian report says Beardsley was good, hence me asking about the guy who raps third! Brilliant stuff!
What was the thinking about getting John Barnes to rap? Nothing to do with his colour eh? It's like when people expect a Chinese person to be awesome at Kung Fu because they are Chinese.
Judging on listening to that, he got picked because he was by far the least bad! Not about Race, Gazza and Beardsley sounded shocking! Still, so glad to have found this. Classic footage (well audio) to a tune that means a lot to me.
Yer a good lad, Peter.
Where’s my fucking poachies you spooky little Doyle?!
@@PercySledge63 they better be fucking very runny
Worse than Pearce's penalty in 90
Lovely lumpy lumpy chicken wrap ye know
Wearing a nice puffa puffa jacket
My entire life has been leading to hearing Beardsley do the World in Motion rap
I can only assume Beardsley has had a severe allergic reaction right before going into the studio, and his tongue was the size of a gammon.
That would be an allergic reaction that's afflicted him for his entire life then....
Hahahaha
🤣🤣🤣
I'm genuinely not sure whether Beardsley had ever heard music before attempting to rap
All we know is that he's deffo head all by myself in the after year's.
I can't tell you how long I've been waiting to hear the Beardsley unreleased version.
31 Years.
31 years of hurt
After the session Peter had a good stare out the widow.
in his puffa puffa with a pocket full of chicken wraps.
How has this been kept secret for so long!? Absolute GOLD!
He heard “rap” and thought it was a lovely lumpy chicken wrap.
Wasn't the last one Bob Mortimer?
"dog dirt..."
Spooky fookin doyle
There's only one way to beat them
Get
Nnnnhhhggghh
roun the back
"There's always hurt you and heurght you."
there's always hurt u and herd you.
1:21 when you're trying to keep up with the words on the karaoke screen
Everyone know that when Beardsley says Express yourself he's saying ESSPESS YOURTHELTH
Beardsley sounds BLADDERED.
He just sounded like that generally
@@ps5stuffguy either that or he's on a rollercoaster - or possibly both?
Sounds like a spooky fucking Doyle
Famously tee total so just the way he talks
Barnes, Gazza and then the haunting Beardsley
Thank you 😂
When they said rap I was hoping for some lovely lumpy chicken.
Beardsley sounds more Jamaican than Barnes
😂😂😂
😂😂👏👏👏
😂😂😂😂😂
Whoever convinced Beardsley to do this must have been grinning like a Cheshire cat
Listening to this to pure cheer me up after the result.
this is so blessed
Are we sure these aren't just Bob Mortimer doing a comedy bit?
An extra verse and we would have won that tournament
That missing syllable at the start of the "Catch me if you can" line really threw them off, didn't it? Like an absolute pro though, Pedro adds an extra syllable to "me" to immediately redress the balance - skill and instincts like that can't be taught, you just have to be born a legend. Or, in the character creator you can just move all your skill points from "Facial Symmetry" to "Ad Hoc Rap Syllable Recalculation" instead.
If I was Peter Beardsley, I'd bid way above asking price to win then burn the lot, including the Internet.
Ah bless you Peter.
Was this released under the Official Secrets Act? Amazing!
Thank you, RUclips. Thank you.
Crying laughing at this, guess John Barnes didn't one take it after all 🤣
You can be slow or fast / but you must get to the wine
Lovely lovely lumpy chikkan raps
For anyone wanting to hear more of Gazza's lethal rap wizardry, he also released the stone cold classics 'Fog On The Tyne' and 'Geordie Boys' 👍🎶😂
The video for Geordie Boys is excellent.
Someone needs to send this to Bob & Andy ASAP!!
This is a Glorious Day. MC Peter B at Last !
I'd love to have seen everyone's facial expressions when Beardsley started to rap 🤣
Eminem's been real quiet since this dropped
Ice Ice Beardsley
He should release a cover of rap classics as an album for charity 😂😂😂
1:24 That’s got to be Bob Mortimer, right? How is that real?
Ah, that's our Peter, that is!
Beardsley channeling the Iron Sheikh
Is that really Peter Beardsley or is it just bob Mortimer taking the piss?
Batman Forever
State of Beardsley 😂
Second effort is Gazza
Beardsley’s rap 😂😂😂
🏴⚽️🔥🔥🔥
Deserves a nice lumpy lumpy chicken wrap for that
Is that third one The Elephant Man?
Beardsley almost Whitney Houston like there
Is the 2nd Gazza?
He sounds like he's trying to spit out his tongue.
John Barnes goes full Jamaican
He was sober at the time aswell, according to John Barnes !
Peter's might not sound the best, but it's actually probably the one that sticks closest to the proper rhythm (that's rhythm, not tune!)
Poor old Gazza is better I think, other than the collapse around 'catch me if you can'. He even gets the words right!
Peter grew up in an age where it was perfectly acceptable to make fun of someone's looks and speech impediment😂 You have to feel for him. His life would probably be a lot different if he was born today
Beardsley 😂😂😂
Was that Peter Beardsley or Shaun Ryder at the end?!
Yes
Gazzas is pretty good
Is that Bob Dylan on vocals?
Get me some poachies you fookin doyle
Fuck me it goes from goodish to awful so quickly, thank god they didn't get Beardsley to do it for the final cut and re recorded Barnes' bit as he sounds proper plastered, Gazza would have been alright though if he sorted out his flow and timing a bit, he sounded too nervous, the right guy did it in the end.
Midnight creeper!
😂😂😂
Beardo the Bully
Is that Jurgen Klopp at the end?
Klippy klop!
Barnes, then Beardsley - then who?
Barnes, Gazza then Beardsley!
@@OmegaAuctionsUK man - Gazza had riddim if that was him in the middle! The guardian report says Beardsley was good, hence me asking about the guy who raps third! Brilliant stuff!
Beardsley definitely last, you can hear his slight lisp. Gazza second
Any ideas who the first “rapper” is?
It's Barnesy but they re-recorded him for the released version...for obvious reasons!
@@richf1182say it ain’t so
Sounds like a pished Peter Beardsley 😀
getnrrrrrrountheback
They sound all drink hahaha🍺🍻🍺🍻🍻🍻🍸🍸
He’s no good with a rap but he’s great with a wrap. Especially if the chicken is extra lumpy.
Anyone here after the Peter Crouch podcast?
Gazza was robbed
My fav England song pisses all over it's coming home garbage
Dog dirt
Dog dirt.
What was the thinking about getting John Barnes to rap? Nothing to do with his colour eh? It's like when people expect a Chinese person to be awesome at Kung Fu because they are Chinese.
Only a few people turned up for the recording, the rest were shown, at least the man's got rhythm, flow and style.
Consider the alternatives
Judging on listening to that, he got picked because he was by far the least bad! Not about Race, Gazza and Beardsley sounded shocking!
Still, so glad to have found this. Classic footage (well audio) to a tune that means a lot to me.
Crap.
Dog dirt
Dog dirt