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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @jack.son4
    @jack.son4 Год назад +392

    "no one fucks like someone who has to prove it" is probably the funniest stand alone sentence i have ever heard

    • @lorenn4113
      @lorenn4113 Год назад +7

      was going to quote it in the comments just so i didnt forget it

    • @purpleisdebeste
      @purpleisdebeste Год назад +6

      It’s true!

    • @ThePi314Man
      @ThePi314Man Год назад +6

      Absolutely raw words to live by

    • @epic_sans8229
      @epic_sans8229 Год назад +4

      What does this even mean?

    • @gothwafflez
      @gothwafflez Год назад

      @@epic_sans8229 it's supposed to mean nobody fucks better than someone who has to prove themselves i.e. ugly people will fuck better because they have to "prove" themselves to you

  • @WarDoctor42
    @WarDoctor42 Год назад +415

    jacob saying he would want to live with his partner forever into jo saying he wants to grind games more really shows why they are the perfect duo

  • @drilltotheheavens1695
    @drilltotheheavens1695 Год назад +481

    “If I look hot and other people can’t see it than what’s the point?”
    Wise words from Mr. Alpharad “Jacob” Gold.

    • @JoelTheParrot
      @JoelTheParrot Год назад +9

      Alpharad Gold is the collective, not a part of Jacob Alpharad's name. It'd be an issue if we got the terms crossed, sorry.

    • @JirenFan123
      @JirenFan123 Год назад +11

      @@JoelTheParrot Shutting down the arena!

    • @sleepyllama3673
      @sleepyllama3673 Год назад +10

      @@JoelTheParrot So its Jacob Alpharad, member of the Alpharad Gold Collective.

    • @JoelTheParrot
      @JoelTheParrot Год назад +2

      @@sleepyllama3673 Yes!

    • @drilltotheheavens1695
      @drilltotheheavens1695 Год назад +1

      @@sleepyllama3673 I will exclusively refer to him as this from now on

  • @mrhatsy
    @mrhatsy Год назад +212

    21:51 imagine people on the internet realising that all of the Oscar movies have a strange guy with weird hair and a monocle standing around for 15 seconds despite nobody having any memories of that. It'd be great

    • @rigatonipasta
      @rigatonipasta Год назад +28

      Then MatPat makes a Film Theory on who that is

    • @superkirby49
      @superkirby49 Год назад +4

      ​@rigatonipasta and then you reach out to MatPat and ask to show up on the show

    • @caseyp5861
      @caseyp5861 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah you go back to 1929 and you just see Jacob “Monocle Man” Rabon IV in a movie uncredited.

  • @wrpro7495
    @wrpro7495 Год назад +1094

    I’m learning a lot about Jo and Jacob in this episode, thanks for deepening this parasocial relationship

    • @huh4834
      @huh4834 Год назад +10

      youre welcome

    • @DoKuShOsTaR
      @DoKuShOsTaR Год назад +24

      Got an out loud chuckle out of me. Good comment, random alpharad fan.

    • @milkman2808
      @milkman2808 Год назад +6

      they’re starting to become my role models

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 Год назад +13

      @@milkman2808 you need to know more people

    • @milkman2808
      @milkman2808 Год назад +12

      @@jstar3382 nope. These two strangers that I will never meet in real life are all I need

  • @1brianm7
    @1brianm7 Год назад +1349

    How are we on day 156, it seems like it was just yesterday we were on day 155.

    • @zanderwithaz5315
      @zanderwithaz5315 Год назад +10

      Best comment?

    • @Troyfunster
      @Troyfunster Год назад +2

      @@zanderwithaz5315 yeah it is xd

    • @VeraExora
      @VeraExora Год назад +54

      You're never gonna believe what day it'll be tomorrow

    • @furiousgaming453
      @furiousgaming453 Год назад +14

      Day 1 was 155 days ago, time is passing by very quickly

    • @Ssstone3.14
      @Ssstone3.14 Год назад +3

      Fr ='(

  • @7evene1ev3n8
    @7evene1ev3n8 Год назад +1184

    Jo thinking it’s a “would you rather” is why I love this content
    Woo 1k likes, this is the most I’ve gotten

  • @Bobo12300
    @Bobo12300 Год назад +218

    I love how Jacob and Jo have serious discussions about losing loved ones, immortality, and mental health meanwhile the music Colon put on this is just so unfitting.

  • @BrassWing
    @BrassWing Год назад +545

    Things Jacob would do: Lick a hairy, sweaty armpits 6 times a year
    Things Jacob would not do: Gain the ability to talk to animals

    • @laperers.
      @laperers. Год назад +19

      Talking to animals isn’t the great power you think it is

    • @hellofend4734
      @hellofend4734 Год назад +105

      ​@@laperers. nether is licking sweaty armpits

    • @dungeonpastor
      @dungeonpastor Год назад +7

      Ngl, I would hate to hit a deer and hear it screaming in pain. 😢

    • @hellofend4734
      @hellofend4734 Год назад +15

      @@dungeonpastor thats the thing, it said CAN, meaning that you dont have to

    • @dungeonpastor
      @dungeonpastor Год назад +1

      @@hellofend4734 perhaps...

  • @cupcakemedia1143
    @cupcakemedia1143 Год назад +149

    I died inside when Jo said "If I'm 30 and don't have much left"

    • @PWNDON
      @PWNDON Год назад +12

      im younger than both of them and felt concerned when i heard that

    • @yunhgold
      @yunhgold Год назад +2

      jo later said he'd prefer getting older tho
      y o

    • @PGagsPrime
      @PGagsPrime Год назад +1

      Just turned 30😅

    • @cupcakemedia1143
      @cupcakemedia1143 Год назад +2

      @@PGagsPrime I'm 32 😭

    • @Hulk_Lover
      @Hulk_Lover Год назад +4

      Bro, I'm still a teen and that made me pause

  • @kirinnarukami4016
    @kirinnarukami4016 Год назад +79

    6:32 just wish you were completely immune to fall damage permanently and then you never have to waste another wish. you cant change the fact that you'll be thrown out of an airplane with a 1% chance that your parachute wont open, but you can easily change the chance that you survive even if your parachute doesnt open

    • @toastr1255
      @toastr1255 Год назад +30

      yeah, that's the big flaw with that button, they do not specify that dying if the parachute fails cannot be affected by wishes, it's only the parachute failure that is out of your control.

    • @Yamartim
      @Yamartim Год назад +17

      even if we factor "your wishes dont work when you're falling" you can just wish for the plane to never go high enough to kill you and have a crew ready every day just to catch you

    • @_CNT_
      @_CNT_ Год назад +5

      Just wish to not need to sleep ever again

    • @Charcoal190
      @Charcoal190 Год назад +6

      they never said the airplane was in the sky

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio Год назад

      @@Charcoal190 *_NO, NOT THE SEAPLANES!!_*

  • @EmeraldKeys
    @EmeraldKeys Год назад +187

    4:52
    Jacob: *has a thoughtful and insightful answer to this difficult choice/scenario*
    The music: 💃💃💃

    • @Furiac.
      @Furiac. Год назад +6

      Looking back now it's funny but in the moment I didn't even notice

    • @tomjackal5708
      @tomjackal5708 Год назад

      more like 5:00

  • @HexQuesTT
    @HexQuesTT Год назад +46

    Love the point Alpha made at 5:53 about I would rather lose someone I love to cancer than for them to lose me to cancer, I had a brain aneurysm a couple years back and honestly I think it was harder on my friends and family than it was on me edit: Also, easy answer to the 6:35 one, just make your 1st wish "I wish I could fly"

    • @Savyflores
      @Savyflores Год назад +4

      But to your comment, that must have been so hard on everyone. I’m glad to hear you were able to push through it so well, and I hope you’re continuing to do well!

    • @HexQuesTT
      @HexQuesTT Год назад +3

      @@Savyflores yh, I'm fine now, I'm back at uni and the only lasting effects were I had to get glasses and I'm epileptic now which sucks but I'm dealing with it

    • @mariotheundying
      @mariotheundying Год назад

      "I wish I could fly, I wish I could touch the sky"

  • @vyldim3401
    @vyldim3401 Год назад +26

    14:08 Fun fact, there being no children isn't the downside, it's just part of world peace. It just had to be mentioned in-case there was any confusion.

  • @viimou
    @viimou Год назад +47

    i cant tell if this channel has fallen off or hit its peak and i think thats the magic of it all

  • @Osiris018
    @Osiris018 Год назад +12

    "Nobody fucks like someone who has to prove it" IS SUCH A RAW LINE OMG

  • @KingsleyIII
    @KingsleyIII Год назад +25

    "You can see the future BUT No one will believe any of your prophecies, and you will always be labeled a liar."
    So, basically you become Cassandra from Greek mythology.

    • @GoddessOfTheHunt23
      @GoddessOfTheHunt23 Год назад +1

      You're my favorite commenter here thank you for acknowledging Cassandra

  • @4kyeds
    @4kyeds Год назад +28

    I think I just learned how MUCH of a complete and utter lover boy Jacob is...

  • @catpigturtle8338
    @catpigturtle8338 Год назад +64

    Alpha rad gold is Unus Annus for people with brain rot, and I am here for it

  • @8Kaz8
    @8Kaz8 Год назад +30

    22:57 "If I'm like 30, and I don't have much left at that point," does Jo think life is just over after your 20's? 🤣

    • @wllbrkll
      @wllbrkll Год назад

      is it not?

    • @Pmike404
      @Pmike404 Год назад +11

      He was an English teacher not a science teacher

  • @Spyridon1337
    @Spyridon1337 Год назад +128

    Would you press the button?
    You don't have to worry about daily posting on the Alpharad Gold channel for the rest of the year
    but
    You have to upload a 5 minute playthrough of YIIK: A Postmodern RPG

    • @Chance4
      @Chance4 Год назад +6

      No😊

    • @Celesthea
      @Celesthea Год назад +4

      no

    • @achairstudios8730
      @achairstudios8730 Год назад +15

      I can always delete the playthrough. I'll press the button

    • @Spyridon1337
      @Spyridon1337 Год назад +1

      ​@@achairstudios8730 smart............

    • @RedNayl
      @RedNayl Год назад +2

      Yiik, is one of my favourite games, push the button.

  • @DrMold13
    @DrMold13 Год назад +21

    Your comment about immortality and partner is so close to me. I get why people don't want to be immortal alone, but together - it's just ideal.

    • @kevoe4769
      @kevoe4769 Год назад +3

      I would much rather be immortal with a group of atleast 4 people than be immortal with just one person, i feel like it would get extremely boring with just one other person

  • @redlingmedley9717
    @redlingmedley9717 Год назад +15

    Jacob stating he would eventually want to have kids is surprisingly very wholesome

  • @furiousgaming453
    @furiousgaming453 Год назад +93

    I enjoyed watching this entire video

    • @solelyskyed4256
      @solelyskyed4256 Год назад +3

      Me too😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @NormalRapt0r
      @NormalRapt0r Год назад

      Did you have to pause the video halfway through or something? You took a while to see it through.

    • @TheTrueBrawler
      @TheTrueBrawler Год назад +5

      I watched it in 30x speed. It was awesome.

    • @peytongolding7544
      @peytongolding7544 Год назад

      Said no Plus/Deluxe/Gold viewer ever /j

  • @KobunLaunch
    @KobunLaunch Год назад +28

    TIL alpharad and/or Jo doesn't run adblock...

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 Год назад +2

      I hear some people's usual adblock ain't working anymore since apparently the companies responsible for ads for example can pay some of the adblock owners to _not have their ads hidden._ so glad mine still works for all sites though.

    • @1unar_eclipse
      @1unar_eclipse Год назад +1

      @@Chillwave6 I thought it was a Chrome update that killed most of them?

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 Год назад

      I heard that's a thing too yeah, would explain why several adblocks broke almost completely

  • @DemiIsNotHere
    @DemiIsNotHere Год назад +5

    The chances of someone you know diying, are so ridiculously low by killing 100 people randomly that you might as well fear that a lightning fell on them.

  • @sspir1t309
    @sspir1t309 Год назад +28

    Congrats Mr. Gold for getting so many sponsors for this video

  • @Pageturner1
    @Pageturner1 Год назад +12

    19:50. I find it hilarious how fast you pressed the button.

  • @dangangalaxy9759
    @dangangalaxy9759 Год назад +4

    I think the "humanity's strongest soldier but you're only 5'2"" is supposed to be a Levi Attack on Titan reference

  • @ardejeherde
    @ardejeherde Год назад +8

    8:27 is the rawest line dropped by Jacob in this channel thus far

  • @SemiHypercube
    @SemiHypercube Год назад +68

    I can't wait for the whole month to be them just playing browser games
    except Sundays, those are for Putt Putt

  • @xoltacueponi
    @xoltacueponi Год назад +33

    you guys skipping over the harry potter question actually made me smile. i felt safe.

    • @sandspada
      @sandspada Год назад +4

      I'm sorry you felt threatened by a fictional storybook for children

    • @ratcrusher3251
      @ratcrusher3251 Год назад

      @@sandspadaharry potter just fuckin sucks anyways lmao

    • @1unar_eclipse
      @1unar_eclipse Год назад +2

      @@sandspada I'm sorry if the author, who's still making money off of it, hates the existence of trans people (among others iirc)

    • @sandspada
      @sandspada Год назад

      @@1unar_eclipse I'm sorry that you can't accept some people will have different beliefs from you and can still be good people

  • @moongirl-d9h
    @moongirl-d9h Год назад +4

    I LOVE hearing such dark horrible life destroying questions with Rico Harbor and Super Bell Hill in the background

  • @deadhelix
    @deadhelix Год назад +17

    5:51 this is exactly how I feel and Ive thought about this kinda scenario way more than is probably healthy, but yeah I respect Jacobs take so much since I feel the same

    • @epic_sans8229
      @epic_sans8229 Год назад +2

      But in regards to the button, I can only see this as a tempting scenario if you follow a “better them than me” kind of logic, which I do not. It’s not like you’re the only one affected anyway; that partner also has their own family that has to grieve.

  • @leacwm
    @leacwm Год назад +8

    jacob is a hopeless romantic and colin has played super mario 35

  • @elizathegamer413
    @elizathegamer413 Год назад +4

    14:16 what a sacrifice... Alpharad willing to sacrifice their whole audience...

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Год назад +6

    21:43
    Break the space heater, it never said he always has one, nor that he'll always follow you, he'll just follow you everywhere, you can leave him at the entrance of a building...
    Or the space heater very well may have no effect since your always at the comfortable temperature, meaning you can go ahead and rub your hand against the heating element of his space heater to mock his failed attempt to ruin your homeostasis.

    • @cogbait
      @cogbait Год назад

      It does say that the man is annoying but never says that about the space heater

  • @mazebell776
    @mazebell776 Год назад +5

    6:55 One of your wishes could just be to survive terminal velocity with no damage

  • @justhero08
    @justhero08 Год назад +6

    10:58
    That's straight up just Link. Pretty sure he's like 5'2 in at least the switch games.

  • @vulpixie__
    @vulpixie__ Год назад +3

    the only thing that actually made me lose it was “annoying man with a space heater.”

  • @abryn6864
    @abryn6864 Год назад +3

    "You're skinny for life but everyone sees you as fat"
    This is just the reverse of anorexia

    • @superl8296
      @superl8296 Год назад +2

      Beauty industry moment

  • @neomothdev2
    @neomothdev2 Год назад +7

    7:10
    easy loophole, the day beforehand just wish that you can no longer take fall damage, so that when you roll the 1% chance, even though you can't wish yourself out of the situation, you're already invulnerable to the fall damage of hitting the ground

  • @gazelle_diamond9768
    @gazelle_diamond9768 Год назад +4

    I swear, most of these prompts are written by 13 year olds. I have no other explanation for these.

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Год назад +4

    22:00 Throw in a tophat, matching suit and a just as awfully frazzled moustache to match and you got yourself a deal!

  • @devastatheseeker9967
    @devastatheseeker9967 Год назад +8

    I think lots of these are really skewed.
    I got one that's "you can breathe underwater but that's because you turned into a mermaid" and 47% said yes...like...bro you just live in the ocean forever now

  • @FafliXx
    @FafliXx Год назад +5

    18:12
    that's just the plot of Jojo part 6

  • @gulden4326
    @gulden4326 Год назад +8

    I just remembered a game called "Turbo Dismount." I'd love to see it be played.

  • @-en_x3
    @-en_x3 Год назад +5

    17:35 I immediately decided to not push the button, because the "upside" is more of a downside than the downside is, because it seems like mind control or a love potion or something else fake like that.

  • @ncjmayo
    @ncjmayo Год назад +18

    Ending on an absolute banger

    • @Zasek2112
      @Zasek2112 Год назад

      I'm not seeing a downside. Inflation I guess, but worth it.

    • @FirstnameLastname-gi5ir
      @FirstnameLastname-gi5ir Год назад +1

      ​​@@Zasek2112 🚨 ⚠️ EDGY ALERT ⚠️ 🚨
      we have an edgelord in the comments

    • @mr.sandman7339
      @mr.sandman7339 Год назад +4

      Some of the questions definitely showed who the core audience of this game is meant to be, but that last one really held the fate of the channel

  • @fiendfi7119
    @fiendfi7119 Год назад +3

    16:06 doesn't this just mean your relationship with spiders etc will remain unchanged but you won't be bothered by bugs? or does it mean arachnids will be even more aggressive than before?

  • @mrducky2550
    @mrducky2550 Год назад +10

    This is a strangely profound episode at times

  • @_WiZ420
    @_WiZ420 Год назад +3

    Humanity's strongest soldier is self explanatory. Take every soldier, warrior, or a similar fighting role in Earth's history, and boom, you are now stronger than all of them. Honestly, being 5'2 and that strong sounds pretty fuckin based.

  • @gob384
    @gob384 Год назад +1

    Fun fact, following a court case revolving around the ford pinto, a popular vehicle that had a known design flaw its gas storage at the back of the car, leading to explosions from even minor collisions often killing or maiming anyone in the back seat. The company lead determined the price of lawsuits would be 30% less expensive than the cost to recall the vehicles (like the button). So now the minimum cost of human life must be valued at $1,000,000 per human when making risk assessments.

  • @jacobpage8028
    @jacobpage8028 Год назад +3

    Consider this. What if, with imortality could let you domension hop? once our universe has stopped expanding, it will start to shrink. you could get dragged to the supermassive black hole at the center of our universe and get sent through into, possibly, another universe.

  • @LizzyPlushy
    @LizzyPlushy Год назад +4

    That question regarding the loved one and ♋️ (using that just incase youtube deletes it), as someone who has lost someone that close to me, I 1000% agree with your reasoning. I know what it's like to go through that, the emotions you feel. It is truly one of the worst things imaginable. And if I truly loved someone, I wouldn't want them to go though with that pain. I've dealt with it before, so I can deal with it again as long as my partner wouldn't go through that same pain I did.

  • @Sheshoo47
    @Sheshoo47 Год назад +1

    5:15 never says how old she’ll be when she gets and dies of cancer.

  • @dem4292
    @dem4292 Год назад +5

    jacob and jo live forever together, always making content

  • @derpycats8072
    @derpycats8072 Год назад +3

    While it would be groundbreaking to know what goes on inside animals’ heads, the reason why I love my pets is because exactly that - they’re my pets. The relationship changes once they start talking as Jacob was getting at

  • @K9QM3
    @K9QM3 Год назад +3

    20:40 wouldn't it be funny if you pressed the button, and then you happen to be one of the 100 random people?

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Год назад +4

    26:20 So I get deported, but wealthy...
    So basically I can buy a mansion for myself and a bunch of my closest friends and live in some of the more underappreciated hidden gems of the world...
    ...
    ...
    Nah, I'm too attached to my home.

  • @Bezimienny
    @Bezimienny Год назад +3

    Jacob randomly telling he'd gladly be N from Xenoblade.

  • @69...
    @69... Год назад +3

    10:55 As a 4ft11 person I see this as a win win

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Год назад +3

    24:52 As a person who made a Tumblr account and never used it, I see no downside. If someone hacked it during that time and brings something awful up I'll laugh and say: "Oh yeah, I forgot I had a Tumblr account... No, that's not my doing it's a hackers free for all ground wielding my name now."

  • @drewdavi2955
    @drewdavi2955 Год назад +21

    Get top tier quality videos from two awesome guys and occasionally Colin
    BUT
    The relationship is parasocial

  • @ARG-ARandomGuy
    @ARG-ARandomGuy Год назад +3

    12:24 is basically
    Get a million dollar salary but you can’t play Minecraft

  • @RadicalStreamin
    @RadicalStreamin Год назад +7

    Still would love to see these two play Your Only Move Is Huslte. Its such a good and fun game with some pretty quality mods in it.

  • @elitobin
    @elitobin Год назад +25

    for the one where you're skinny but others see you ass fat, do you think you would slam into door edges cause you think you fit or do others see you just phase through

    • @bb010g
      @bb010g Год назад +4

      i'd imagine it's like the Somebody Else's Problem Field from h2g2, where they can see the reality of the situation if they focus on it but their opinion won't change because the whole thing is a mental blind spot

  • @Solereaper21
    @Solereaper21 Год назад +1

    Ok I’m watching until a question has no downside. Wow, can’t believe I even made it past 1.

  • @RealBrenudo
    @RealBrenudo Год назад +2

    0:25 You're thinking about the game the WRONG WAY JO

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Год назад +2

    25:39 I get random bursts of happiness on occasion, but zi like feeling sad sometimes too... Though I could go without the unknowing upset numbness I have frequently...

  • @-en_x3
    @-en_x3 Год назад +4

    13:50 If you rule the world you can just get rid of debt by ruling that it is absolved.

    • @Wote89
      @Wote89 Год назад +1

      I was hoping someone else picked up on that. If I rule the world, who's gonna collect?

    • @D_YellowMadness
      @D_YellowMadness Год назад

      The problem is it said you have to pay it. Absolving isn't the same thing.

  • @Gamesmarts194
    @Gamesmarts194 Год назад +7

    21:53 This one I'd pass on the upside, but take it for the downside lol

  • @tomjackal5708
    @tomjackal5708 Год назад +2

    cannot believe jacob would give up being able to taste food on god

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Год назад +7

    19:44 I must've pressed the real life version of that at some point already cause that's pretty much my current situation.

  • @FioreFire
    @FioreFire Год назад +2

    **repeatedly hammers the button that makes me hot but everyone thinks I'm gay, because I am already a lesbian**

  • @dustin202
    @dustin202 Год назад +2

    2:02 all cat owners have the same idea here, we do not need our cat to talk, they are vocal enough as is

  • @dimitri4888
    @dimitri4888 Год назад +4

    I have to take a shower every day because you can't live in this extremely hot and humid country without doing so frequently. That's why most people chose to not press that button, it's not about ego.

  • @misscolor9739
    @misscolor9739 Год назад +1

    Jo thinking 30 is the end of your life with nothing to look forward to in insaaaaane

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Год назад +5

    10:42 it builds up, however to prevent bloating it compresses itself, so you always feel like you gotta go, but you can't, as the matter condesnes into a black hole (which doesn't qualify as a disease) and you colapse in on yourself.

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Год назад +5

    26:00 It took me over 5 long years to write my favorite song! I'm not sacrificing my ability to listen to and further improve it for sniffles resistance!

  • @jeannepixel4692
    @jeannepixel4692 Год назад +2

    I like the question wherein you get to be a "super soldier" but you're 1.6m because it assumes the reader is already tall
    if you're already 5'3" or shorter, it's just a straight upgrade lol

  • @cdgames69
    @cdgames69 Год назад +1

    "Every page on the RUclips website will take 20 seconds to load"
    Remember, this is supposed to be an upside

    • @cogbait
      @cogbait Год назад

      It was an upside 10 years ago

  • @jackalenterprisesofohio
    @jackalenterprisesofohio Год назад +1

    12:18
    This one is actaully great, because I have watched enough Antiques Road Show to know that the things that even slightly differ might be worth 100,000 more than regular stuff, so imagine having the only PS6 with a black and white monitor IN THE ENITRE WORLD. Not only would be people find that odd, the company that makes it won't even knoe what happened to make it only glack and white meaning it could be worth loads (collector's wise) then regular next gen consoles.

  • @CaptHayfever
    @CaptHayfever Год назад

    6:25 Just change your social media bio afterwards to "I don't actually agree with their platform; I was just forced to become a member of the party by the same magic button I used to solve the debt crisis."

  • @covereye5731
    @covereye5731 Год назад +7

    Never being surprised means almost always being bored. Unless you really enjoy meditative tasks like wall painting where the successful outcome is always the same. But you have no reason to talk or mess with anyone as you already know every reaction.

    • @hazelharry2033
      @hazelharry2033 Год назад +2

      Nahhh man just because you're not surprised doesn't mean you know exactly was coming. It's not like you're surprised by what someone is saying every single time you talk to them, right? Even if you don't know what they're gonna say

    • @kevoe4769
      @kevoe4769 Год назад

      @@hazelharry2033 that was an extremely good point that i didnt even think about

  • @lool8421
    @lool8421 Год назад +1

    6:29 well... i could just wish to have wings beforehand and now having a parachute is rather an inconvenience
    travelling around the city is kinda painful with all of that traffic and public transport so having a way to move around quickly and independently would be very convenient... maybe it would also allow to perform some jobs, however i actually had some ultra realistic dreams and i swear using wings is exhausting

  • @10carries
    @10carries Год назад +2

    For the one where you get everything you ever wanted. Couldn’t you just want a lifespan of like 200 years and then you die at 100? Or you want immortality until you decide not to or smth.

  • @FerdinandvonAegir
    @FerdinandvonAegir Год назад +1

    8:29 is the biggest "mood" I've seen in a while.

  • @D_YellowMadness
    @D_YellowMadness Год назад +1

    My problem with the button at 4:51 is that the woman might only love you because you pushed the button & might only get cancer because you pushed the button. So it's brainwashing, murder, &... other stuff. That & I don't know if I'm good at getting over loss so even if it just brought someone to me who was right for me & happened to have cancer & it just let things take their course, I still couldn't do it.
    The problem with 9:47 is you wouldn't be able to come home.

  • @guusthomassen9945
    @guusthomassen9945 Год назад +1

    As a European, that person at the end of the video is incredibly based

  • @FannToons
    @FannToons Год назад +3

    8:14 as an asexual i see this as an absolute win

  • @zeph769
    @zeph769 Год назад +1

    The prompt where only the bad stuff happens in the next 5 prompts was hype

  • @livi_bwop
    @livi_bwop Год назад +4

    immediately skipping the harry potter question especially in honor of pride month is so real

  • @VitaEmerald324
    @VitaEmerald324 Год назад +1

    Based Alpharad Gold
    Also buttons based on sexuality flop so hard when you exit a heteronormative mindset. “Everyone thinks you are gay/lesbian” yea but if I ALREADY AM that’s not a fucking problem?

  • @Amodh1257
    @Amodh1257 Год назад +17

    The longer this video goes on the more of a vain, rich kid Alpha turns into

    • @Cowmaize
      @Cowmaize Год назад +3

      The LA brainrot spreading into his bloodstream

  • @NaughtyBearforthexbox360andps3
    @NaughtyBearforthexbox360andps3 Год назад +9

    Would you press the button and play Naughty Bear for the xbox 360 and ps3 or not press the button and play Naughty Bear Panic in Paradise also for the xbox 360 and ps3?

  • @nickolias7292
    @nickolias7292 Год назад +1

    Hey Colin, awesome song selection today

  • @Fibless
    @Fibless Год назад

    3:41
    WHY have I never heard this before, that is a perfect quote

  • @MelonMangler
    @MelonMangler Год назад

    The fact it was such a tough choice for them to choose whether or not to kill 100 people for 1million dollars has me flabbergasted and I sincerely hope it was a bit

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Год назад +1

    24:00 Ehhhh Sorry, I'm too much of a coward for that one...
    We already managed the earthwide peace one...