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  • Опубликовано: 23 мар 2024
  • And now it's time to do The News!
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Комментарии • 193

  • @danieltaylor1264
    @danieltaylor1264 Месяц назад +786

    I’m not the first to arrive, but as you’d expect, I’ve done this properly

    • @TejasShelar2498
      @TejasShelar2498 Месяц назад +23

      Rubbish! 😂

    • @c0mplex564
      @c0mplex564 Месяц назад

      Daniel, you idiot!

    • @vasilaki47
      @vasilaki47 Месяц назад +6

      Ambitious, but rubbish.

    • @rampagoetech7024
      @rampagoetech7024 Месяц назад +2

      rubbish!!!

    • @user-of9hi1jn4x
      @user-of9hi1jn4x 28 дней назад

      Germany Clarkson shut up Martin about cars Annabelle
      You don't like oh no cars about
      Toy Spencer for me in the 1960s
      Play Top Gear coloured stickers

  • @ekim4926
    @ekim4926 Месяц назад +203

    James' cheese analogy is perfectly spot on imo

    • @mignik01
      @mignik01 29 дней назад +1

      It's a joke and has no bearing on reality.

    • @ekim4926
      @ekim4926 29 дней назад +29

      @@mignik01But if you think about it, it made sense, Ferrari was deliberatingly holding back, or seemed to anyway, not making the 430 as good as it could be

    • @mignik01
      @mignik01 28 дней назад +1

      @@ekim4926 No. They are two different cars. One was more friendly and supposed to be an everyday Ferrari. And the other was more enthusiast focused. Cheese analogy doesn't work either because higher quality ingredients cost more

    • @AaronThornton-lm4lh
      @AaronThornton-lm4lh 28 дней назад +11

      ​@@mignik01 it's not that serious 😊

    • @mignik01
      @mignik01 28 дней назад

      @@AaronThornton-lm4lh that's why I said it was a joke. You need a complete lack of understanding of markets and manufacturing to take is seriously.

  • @ProtossOP
    @ProtossOP 29 дней назад +207

    It’s actually funny how in the first clip it’s only James who’s roasting the Beetle, while the other two are asking why, and several seasons later they all hate it.

    • @Dafmeister1978
      @Dafmeister1978 14 дней назад +11

      It took a while, but they saw the light.

    • @robertwood5585
      @robertwood5585 8 дней назад +2

      Seen the light

    • @danielvandersall6756
      @danielvandersall6756 7 дней назад +3

      What's hilarious to me is that Richard and James both own and love the 911 Porsche--a car made by the same man who designed the beetle, on the same chassis.

  • @Chanannagins
    @Chanannagins Месяц назад +179

    I could watch these 3 talk about anything for hours

    • @BOBO-xe6rl
      @BOBO-xe6rl Месяц назад +13

      Imagine drinking while at it

    • @Mynx-
      @Mynx- 12 дней назад

      @@BOBO-xe6rlI am actually lmao

    • @iamdb1990
      @iamdb1990 5 дней назад +1

      it was never about the cars, those three were the reason Top Gear was popular

    • @MrBirosanyi89
      @MrBirosanyi89 День назад

      Same here✌🏻

  • @nickhadfield3192
    @nickhadfield3192 28 дней назад +54

    Calling Jonathon Ross (a man who pronounces his R's as W's) a 'High Ranking Celebrity' is gold

  • @vladdydaddy5197
    @vladdydaddy5197 18 дней назад +33

    The synchronized "A WHAT?" KILLED me

    • @VikSymbian
      @VikSymbian 13 дней назад +2

      which minute?

    • @Luda_101
      @Luda_101 13 дней назад +4

      @@VikSymbian10:22

    • @vladdydaddy5197
      @vladdydaddy5197 12 дней назад +3

      @Luda_101 thank you, because I was NOT about to go scrub through that again lmao

  • @inspire4179
    @inspire4179 Месяц назад +79

    32:08 Jason “Baked Potato” Plato! I couldn’t stop laughing at this joke. Fell out of my chair! 🤣😂

    • @markcf83
      @markcf83 28 дней назад +3

      St Jeremy being absolutely brutal and beyond savage.

  • @TheCynicalJedi
    @TheCynicalJedi 29 дней назад +35

    "I've illuminated my engine bay again and can't see where I'm going!" gets even funnier when you remember pop-up headlights used to be a thing

    • @joempoem478
      @joempoem478 5 дней назад

      Remember jeremy's Maserati Merac?

  • @BosnianDragon
    @BosnianDragon Месяц назад +147

    Good news! One hour+ video is here!

    • @DLGaming2002
      @DLGaming2002 Месяц назад +12

      Great! Anyways...

    • @willambthommo
      @willambthommo Месяц назад +5

      Good news! The Dacia Sandero runs for one hour!

    • @BosnianDragon
      @BosnianDragon Месяц назад +5

      ​@@DLGaming2002 Last week...

    • @viddykhaos2896
      @viddykhaos2896 26 дней назад +1

      @@willambthommogood news! The Dacia sandero has an engine!

    • @gladwrapenjoyer1973
      @gladwrapenjoyer1973 24 дня назад +2

      @@willambthommoThat’s great! Anyway, the new 2024 Toyota Camry

  • @mrwhiffy2045
    @mrwhiffy2045 Месяц назад +80

    And now its time to do the News!

  • @stevemartin6423
    @stevemartin6423 29 дней назад +15

    Jeremy - What's the worse thing to step on in the middle of the night?
    James - A LANDMINE!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 gets me everytime!

  • @jorgeferreira2009
    @jorgeferreira2009 8 дней назад +7

    The best part, to me, is the:
    "I went on the internet, and ive found this" ... one can only speculate on what they're showing but it's so funny ... 😂😂😂😂

    • @Bean41
      @Bean41 5 дней назад +1

      Oh but we can do more than speculate, yes the forbidden knowledge is out there

  • @DLGaming2002
    @DLGaming2002 10 дней назад +8

    21:27
    Clarkson: He's had his teeth whitened.
    Hammond: I have not had my teeth whitened!
    C: What, they've just become white?
    H: In the same way yours have gone green!
    Hammond, this is why you're my favorite of the trio.

  • @Payne..
    @Payne.. 9 дней назад +6

    Hammond went from well set up a rival one to no I'm not the editor of a gay website real quick lol

  • @KnightSeeks
    @KnightSeeks 14 дней назад +8

    5:48 I couldn't listen to what they were saying, too mesmerized by the goth girl in the back XD

  • @warrcoww6717
    @warrcoww6717 15 дней назад +8

    “JAGS, LEFT!”

  • @AB2108YA
    @AB2108YA Месяц назад +37

    *Oh, Bad News*
    What
    *The Dacia Sandero Is Delayed!*

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger Месяц назад +12

      Oh No! Anyway

    • @baoquoc3710
      @baoquoc3710 14 дней назад

      @@RatelHBadger last week, the new Ford Mondeo finally landed in the UK and it's brilliant!

  • @deathmisser85
    @deathmisser85 Месяц назад +33

    Just strange in it how at 47:40 Clarkson points out about MMXX being 2020 being in 10 years when this was 4 years ago in our time.

    • @charliesmith874
      @charliesmith874 29 дней назад +1

      And top gear didn't exist with those 3 in 2020 anymore :(
      I was looking for this comment lol

  • @ladripper47874
    @ladripper47874 8 дней назад +4

    47:36 10 years in the future is now 4 years in the past

  • @maccagamingx
    @maccagamingx Месяц назад +15

    Best 1h video on youtube, top gear news was so good.

  • @RedJLP
    @RedJLP Месяц назад +49

    6:59
    Clarkson: There is no great person called Ken
    Me: Not then, but a few years would see the debut of Ken Block, a man who showed Gymkhana to the world and made it huge. I swear, his passing must have shook the motoring world in a similar way to Colin McRae’s

    • @thetalesofdaneandco
      @thetalesofdaneandco Месяц назад +1

      I'm a fan of Burns and Jennings.

    • @siltstridersftw
      @siltstridersftw Месяц назад +2

      It did, I told my oldest brother last year and he was shocked, his reaction was like (WHAT?!, are you serious?!)

    • @asta5907
      @asta5907 Месяц назад +6

      Replace Block with Miles and you have a truly great Racing Driver.

    • @DankEngine2005
      @DankEngine2005 Месяц назад +2

      Taken from us far too soon.

    • @thegeforce6625
      @thegeforce6625 Месяц назад +1

      Oh definitely. I’m not even into rally that much and I was just as shocked as everyone else.

  • @garvysgarage
    @garvysgarage 8 дней назад +3

    All roads lead to this news compilation

  • @stonedmountainunicorn9532
    @stonedmountainunicorn9532 Месяц назад +14

    23:55 Amazing, even James May knows that guy's on speed will clean everything into the early hours of the morning

  • @harveykilgarriff7304
    @harveykilgarriff7304 26 дней назад +16

    17:00 so obviously free bird

  • @davidtuttle7556
    @davidtuttle7556 22 дня назад +7

    Jeremy forgot about Ken, the Ferrari Killer, Ken Miles. How dare he forget about the Hero of the GT40.

  • @Robi2009
    @Robi2009 18 дней назад +7

    1:03:23 - landmine bit always cracks me up xD

  • @saltzkruber732
    @saltzkruber732 23 дня назад +8

    30:26 James is right about the cheese comparrison

  • @Valigarmanda
    @Valigarmanda Месяц назад +14

    Since Jeremy asked, it's "Since you've been gone" by Rainbow.

  • @johnb2127
    @johnb2127 17 дней назад +4

    Ill never stop laughing about the fact that Jeremy was right about the Subaru Impreza

  • @spartacus778
    @spartacus778 Месяц назад +10

    The other day I went on the Internet and I found THIS

  • @saltbjorn
    @saltbjorn 10 дней назад +3

    Best driving song? Free bird

  • @wats77
    @wats77 Месяц назад +15

    The best Top gear / grand tour compilation maker has uploaded 😃😃.
    Keep up the amazing work 👌🏻

  • @tmcmagic5292
    @tmcmagic5292 20 дней назад +3

    16:12 the thing about this car is, it’s gonna be sold in Britain and they say it’s gonna cost LESS, than 19 THOUSAND POUNDS😂😂😂

  • @ATK10155
    @ATK10155 15 дней назад +2

    It’s like what the Pat McAfee show has become. Good buddies who’ll roast each other into oblivion as they take on the world of their respective topics.

  • @JackieWight-lv8ir
    @JackieWight-lv8ir 13 дней назад +2

    I love my astra. Shipped it to Cyprus and 5 years later shipping it back. Bit newer than the programme though. So miss this ❤

  • @lorraine3674
    @lorraine3674 Месяц назад +3

    Another epic compilation by Bobby day! We salute you for all your hard work

  • @Techbuds_
    @Techbuds_ 21 день назад +3

    47:32 they didn't know what was coming

  • @TransGalStarCatcher
    @TransGalStarCatcher Месяц назад +3

    “I don’t want the police to crack down on CO2, I want them to get my bloody television back” 😆

    • @guestc142
      @guestc142 21 день назад +2

      He's got his priorities.

  • @kolorado7260
    @kolorado7260 Месяц назад +10

    43:45 good thing Clarkson is not a Policemanist

  • @MrAndyLake
    @MrAndyLake 28 дней назад +3

    If F1 is supposed to be a ”drivers” competition they should all use same car model from only one manufacturer.

  • @MaximumRaxx
    @MaximumRaxx Месяц назад +4

    It's quite the feeling watching these, still hilarious of course but seeing the Ferrari 430 announced as a new car nearly 15 years after it was discontinued makes you feel a certain kind of old 😂

  • @tamariskpie8242
    @tamariskpie8242 11 дней назад +2

    6:54 - clarkson predicting the he's just ken campaign

  • @andymcneil7085
    @andymcneil7085 17 дней назад +3

    3 fabulous entertainers.

  • @davidwood6351
    @davidwood6351 24 дня назад +2

    James May looks like he has leaked out of an episode of Life on Mars

  • @scs3drg
    @scs3drg 28 дней назад +2

    James Mays "my little sister".... er what!?!

  • @rachekane
    @rachekane 9 часов назад

    This was special

  • @TraustiGeir
    @TraustiGeir 27 дней назад +1

    Why did I watch the whole thing?!
    I've got chores!

  • @davidlepore4552
    @davidlepore4552 Месяц назад +2

    A manufacturer did infact patent a four stroke rotory engine, but it was actually a diesel fueled engine with a four point rotor....I'm not sure if it ever went into testing, or production...

  • @gregdrinkwater9237
    @gregdrinkwater9237 Месяц назад +1

    Jeff great channel I have done a couple of rack conversions to early Holdens. I used shortened commodore racks.
    This could be a solution if you find a rack with the desired ratio and have it shortened or widened to suit so you can keep your stock steering arms and mount the rack in the correct position.
    This will save you calculating your Ackerman's angle
    Congratulations on the cars you have built reminds me of me 30 years ago in my shed building cars
    Cheers Greg Drinkwater

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 22 дня назад +1

    57:26 this is a gif and I've been looking for the clip for AGES. ❤

  • @jeffreyjeffrey007
    @jeffreyjeffrey007 21 день назад +1

    "I want claret on the pavement."
    JC

  • @AudioPhile
    @AudioPhile 29 дней назад +1

    God James may was funny, i know the script was written by clarkson, but he always nailed it. But then watching his stuff after top gear it was always exactly his sense of humour

    • @graemeadamson7272
      @graemeadamson7272 26 дней назад

      Not sure about the script being written by JC , Richard Porter was the script editor and he is extremely funny .
      Re. Smith n Sniff (with Jonny Smith formerly of 5th Gear , who is also extremely funny ) podcasts . Check them out .

  • @saulthetaxidriver6100
    @saulthetaxidriver6100 26 дней назад +2

    Im enjoying this

  • @reyasem
    @reyasem 27 дней назад +1

    These 3 blokes are quite funny, they should make a show together

  • @thecamocampaindude5167
    @thecamocampaindude5167 10 дней назад +2

    Easy:
    Panama by Van Hallen
    Gas gas gas by Initial D
    16:28

  • @mog7501
    @mog7501 24 дня назад

    56:54 Does anyone know what theyre referring to when Hammond and May are teasing Clarkson for the capital punishment comment?

    • @luke1102
      @luke1102 23 дня назад

      ruclips.net/video/BOUK5GMHAaQ/видео.htmlsi=zsUnHFFl0VyGxxzw

    • @SatyavratWagle
      @SatyavratWagle 21 день назад

      ruclips.net/video/ku6E-af22mU/видео.html

  • @johnnyloco11
    @johnnyloco11 26 дней назад +4

    watching this I'm struck b how obsessed Clarkson was with gay people. A little too obsessed 😜

  • @nickteague106
    @nickteague106 29 дней назад +2

    Best driving song has to either be Highway to Hell or Thunderstruck both by ACDC

  • @demonkey123
    @demonkey123 28 дней назад +2

    Love your videos Ryan, but I have to disagree with you on this one based on personal experience. If I’d worn armour in my Kevlar jeans knee pocket it would have prevented the tarmac from burning through the material and a part of my knee. It would have also saved me from 6 months in hospital fighting sepsis from the infected wound. I would never consider leaving the house without my D3O now 🤔

  • @Terrezio
    @Terrezio 5 дней назад

    I wonder how the legend who shouted Top Queer is doing these days 20+ years later

  • @Korone-sama
    @Korone-sama 9 дней назад +2

    6:58 Meanwhile Ken Miles:....

  • @stanleybuchan4610
    @stanleybuchan4610 19 дней назад +1

    Best driving tune...Running Down A Dream by Tom Petty.

  • @plaidshirtanomaly
    @plaidshirtanomaly 17 дней назад +1

    Also the beetle being ted Bundys car

  • @markcf83
    @markcf83 27 дней назад +2

    Some very bad news at 32:47 about the Dacia Sandero,and Captain Slow has a rant at 47:46 about the Nurburgring AND the Growler is involved.

  • @neddy1287
    @neddy1287 17 дней назад +2

    That funny that Jezza said 275 people buying a new focus a day or per hour don't make sense

  • @BobAbc0815
    @BobAbc0815 23 дня назад +1

    Say what you want about the Beetle, but at least the Exhaust is directed outward.

  • @MrGavload
    @MrGavload 17 дней назад +2

    The good old days

  • @Trek001
    @Trek001 2 дня назад

    Woah... Looking back at the early episodes, see how few people there were

  • @Techbuds_
    @Techbuds_ 21 день назад +2

    45:08 today thats Birmingham

  • @mainruss
    @mainruss 24 дня назад +1

    How incontinent are the British? Greyhounds have bogs, but the last time I took one was a 15hr trip. Could have driven it in 12 hrs, but I was picking up a car. So couldn't really drive down.

  • @petergaskin1811
    @petergaskin1811 26 дней назад +1

    The point of the £1 ticket to Glasgow is that they then charge you £5,000 to get you out of Glasgow.

  • @BuffaloBlueBear
    @BuffaloBlueBear 25 дней назад +2

    I miss old top gear and these three. thanks bbc for fucking ruining it and then killing it off

  • @james007bond
    @james007bond 16 дней назад +1

    Best Driving song Nightcrawlers Push the feeling on.

  • @mbtenjoyer9487
    @mbtenjoyer9487 Месяц назад +4

    Great news!

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP Месяц назад +2

      Whot?!

    • @Valigarmanda
      @Valigarmanda Месяц назад

      @@RedJLP It's the dacia sandeiro

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP Месяц назад

      @@Valigarmanda Great! Anyway…

  • @markyamaguchi9571
    @markyamaguchi9571 28 дней назад +1

    I wonder why they didn't want to point out that ken the head designer of pininfarina for Ferrari is ken okuyama a Japanese man. But when i did find this out i too was surprised and a little disappointed 🧐

  • @ObviouslyKieran
    @ObviouslyKieran День назад

    Hammond used to be so much more savage in the first few series'.

  • @TheEvilHippy91
    @TheEvilHippy91 27 дней назад +2

    The good ol' days when BBC had something good on.

  • @AMP_34
    @AMP_34 Месяц назад +2

    Bobby Day the GOATTTT

  • @maxwill1
    @maxwill1 19 дней назад +1

    Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaseeee mooooooreee

  • @TeoZMuff313
    @TeoZMuff313 20 дней назад +1

    Anyone else had the Nvidia video graphics cards running in SLI to get max fps on this game

  • @zegamerz1980
    @zegamerz1980 7 дней назад

    Best song for driving to work? AC/DC - Highway To Hell

  • @graemeadamson7272
    @graemeadamson7272 Месяц назад +2

    Yep totally agree with James about beetles , I loathe them . Probably the worst vehicle I have ever had the misfortune to have travelled in/on . Totally over-rated , massively under-powered with hideous styling and abysmal handling .
    Pants , in my humble opinion .

  • @mikehart4083
    @mikehart4083 23 дня назад +2

    How is you can publish a Top Gear video which is over an hour. Without the BBC telling you to take it down ?

  • @grahamsowerby6087
    @grahamsowerby6087 29 дней назад +1

    This is the real top gear! BBC TAKE NOTE!

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 22 дня назад

    17:11

  • @92KSharp
    @92KSharp 28 дней назад

    Gentleman and ladies, what is your favorite episode? Between Top Gear & The Grand Tour. Mine is between the African Special with 2nd hand estate cars, Mongolia special with “John”, and camper van special.

  • @MichSciFi10
    @MichSciFi10 День назад

    32:47
    moments before history was made.

  • @Jason_The_Stooge
    @Jason_The_Stooge 6 дней назад

    1:10:27 that hits hard

  • @clarkekobelt8096
    @clarkekobelt8096 Месяц назад +2

    Ken block

  • @Terrezio
    @Terrezio Месяц назад +8

    haha James over pronouncing "high RANKING" when talking about Jonathan Ross because we all know how he would pronounce it

    • @davidelliott5843
      @davidelliott5843 Месяц назад

      Frau garten was even better.

    • @ProtossOP
      @ProtossOP 29 дней назад +1

      I actually don’t know how he would pronounce it. Would it be W instead of R in ranking?

    • @Terrezio
      @Terrezio 29 дней назад +1

      @@ProtossOP exactly that😄

    • @stryk3r360
      @stryk3r360 25 дней назад +3

      one of the most under appreciated jokes in TG history

  • @thomasjenkins1264
    @thomasjenkins1264 11 дней назад

    44:09 origins of why cars driven by Wayne Rooney end up being seriously uncool.

  • @user-ci5vq3fi7h
    @user-ci5vq3fi7h 2 дня назад

    18:53 meme

  • @gerriekipkerrie6736
    @gerriekipkerrie6736 25 дней назад

    The drug thing is kind of true tough

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger Месяц назад

    Bad News! The Dacia Sandero has been delayed!
    Oh No! Anyway.

  • @NadirAgha
    @NadirAgha Месяц назад +5

    1:10:15 Max Verstappen in 2023 F1 season
    And it's lights out and away we go ... ... Max Verstappen wins

  • @rampagoetech7024
    @rampagoetech7024 Месяц назад +2

    the girl is cute

  • @123willbishop
    @123willbishop 28 дней назад

    James: Good news, Dacia…
    No-one cares 😅

  • @spencerworth7635
    @spencerworth7635 Месяц назад

    Yeah whatever anyway shall we do the news chaps

  • @MrMcChuckles95
    @MrMcChuckles95 29 дней назад

    James May seems to know a suspicious amount about how people behave on certain drugs 🤔

  • @ChaosHusky
    @ChaosHusky 13 дней назад +1

    I'm considered queer, however "Top Queer" was a much better name for that website! And might have had their teeth whitened!