Working in retail be like... (11lbs Deli Ham Greentext Animation & Narration)

Originally uploaded to my TikTok (@osaka_dreams) but I liked it too much not to upload it here. Excuse the resolution because of that. Also just wanted to let you know I am still alive.
Transcript:
Wowee 4:55pm, almost time to go home and see my family. There is nothing, and I mean nothing, that can ruin the great mood I am in right now.
Is that ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it.
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.

[@nublord365]

This is hilarious, very underappreciated.

[@osaka_dreams]

I appreciate the comment, thank you kindly!

[@examination_network]

Is that ham processed?

[@Ribbons0121R121]

yay