0:17 "Yeaah? Well, I want a pretty pink birthday cake with my face on it; but that doesn't mean it's gonna happen!" *Petition to make Steve's birthday cake*
Look at the bright sight, at least John Utah is going to hire some animators so they can finish 2 unfinished episodes because John would find it really tiresome to work on 2 projects simultaneously one on which is called sometime along yhe lines like "nightmare cops" which according to him, he is full 100% into that.
I litteraly never even knew there were shorts of the tankmen. I always thought the tankman was just a logo for NewGrounds, but boy am i glad i found out there is an entire series about them.
it was intended to be viewed in 4:3, but swf files export everything, even stuff outside the stage. This upload is in widescreen, and left some of that stuff in.
0:17
"Yeaah? Well, I want a pretty pink birthday cake with my face on it; but that doesn't mean it's gonna happen!"
*Petition to make Steve's birthday cake*
I WILL SIGN
@@realperson7176 S E N D L I N K
I will help with the cake making
*signs*
Next time I make a cake it will be pink with Steve’s face on it
@@nickythehickey Y E S
1:27 “Looks who jealous of everybody that doesn’t have a bullet in their liver” **smiles**
That part got me dying of laughter 💀
i like how the sniper mentions bill who was going to be a dad
Hehe yea, port bill.
His name was Phil actually
it's bill
Poor bill though.
@@thousandyardduel you copied someone's video copy cat
2:20 tankman:I didn't forget
....I just didn't care: Steve:you black and white son of a gun
Captain’s name is John
@@errorsarefunny John huh? Yeah it definitely fits him.
Why is no one talking about how cute it is that, this all happened cause Steve was mad Johnny didn't wish him a happy birthday.
How is he cute when he's so murderous endeavors with the helmet guys?
@@VeelieMusic It just is :)
@@VeelieMusic ikr
@@VeelieMusic it just it sometimes buster
I mean I find this series extremely funny but there are sometimes where it is wholesome
Awwww....!
"That one trimmed my nose hair"
You don't have a nose-
“It can shoot backwards?”
I thought he was the captain
He was but i think he little forgot...couse hes drinking just a little
So he's the captain...
No, that's his name. His full legal name is John Captain
no he's a sergeant, Captain's his last name. And he also doesn't handle the tank despite being a sergeant. Steve does
"ha ha oh well i don't forget i just don't care"
-tankmen
"You black and white son of a gun."
-steve
Captain
@@sweetestvee777 that part really made me laugh lmao
nobody like this comment don’t ruin the 69 likes
@@user-wq7vx5zo1w bruh
0:34 I like how the sniper doesn’t realize he’s talking to the captain (I think)
He did
1:46 "We gott a make like a tree and get the fuck out of here" - Steve one of my favourite jokes
“Let’s make like a tree and get the f**k out of here.”
Goddamn that’s so stupid but so funny.
i forgot how hilarious the dialogue is
although it kinda looks weird in widescreen, but still
2:21 that hurts
2:20 (cap)"l didn't forget I just don't care "
"You black and white son of gun"
My favourite joke from the episode xD
Therapist : “sonic steve isn’t real he can’t hurt you “
Sonic steve : 1:16
Now a tankman has a scratch on his back 1:37
*by the way the guy name is The Sniper*
aka ted
@@mattwiisports2943 I thought it was TopGun
There are 3 Tank men in the background
His name is Ted aka snipers
*”Give me back my knoife!”*
*Play Goofy Chase Music*
nowadays people know tankmen only cause of beep rap game
Sad
Look at the bright sight, at least John Utah is going to hire some animators so they can finish 2 unfinished episodes because John would find it really tiresome to work on 2 projects simultaneously one on which is called sometime along yhe lines like "nightmare cops" which according to him, he is full 100% into that.
I hate Friday Night Funkin’
It’s literally everywhere
@@COCK_V4 gatekeeper
I litteraly never even knew there were shorts of the tankmen. I always thought the tankman was just a logo for NewGrounds, but boy am i glad i found out there is an entire series about them.
1:37 owch
Stab in the balls is worst
ouch
Fun fact: that guy is still alive
Yeouch
@@thereviewer5307 Although when he drank the pis- i mean beer he fainted lol
wait a goddamn minute 4:36
Why would you point that out-
Captain, stop banging the gun breech dammit
2:29
@@noobyworker27 ohgod
Dear God-
0:33 whit you luck an Ice cream you luck be like
i had a stroke reading this
@@TeikoIsTaken no.. THEY had a stroke typing it
What?
He's saying that's you licking icecream
Don't mind him, he's just "Lucking" his ice cream
I love steve said black and white son of god
son of a gun*
The house fly out of town for zip code map of the most part?!
@@ЕкатеринаЯрмолюк-э4п did you have a stroke?
0:13 they want a fucking rematch
yeah they do want a fucking rematch
4:36
Well isn't that just interesting
0:34
Best part
Steve: “You should’ve used the Pythagorean Theorem… BITCH.”
yeah yeah ti me stamp to 4:10
make it ur pfp im waiting
3:13 minecraft physics
0:33
And I fucking shit you not-
First day on the fucking job and then BOOM!
There goes bills head all over the fucking place.
No... Yeah you fucking believe that shit?
And y’know snipers? Those are little sick little fucks.
I feel mature now.
3:55 ughuh ?
*"Listen sunshine"*
Me: *waitwut-*
oh CRAP
1:59 Road Kill Reference
Steve screwin up when he even tried to fight them in that game
4:07 what i dont get it
he is making fun of their accent
@@Enders1 Damn thanks for explaining,english isn’t my main language so I didn’t got the joke
Wait did private skittles died in this episode or in tank man infinity while jumping off the watch tower
In this one.
he's alive
Nah, he didn't die from that. And Tankman infinity was made by someone else.
4:36 👀
He's very talented
Prick of steel
Omfg I saw that part to
1:41 oh
hey c a p
that's cap
man i really love steve
3:45 bro 9 / 11 reference 💀
4:37 what!?
Rip Skittles
Poor skittles
"You should use thephateogra theorem...BICH"4:25
4:36 Moments before disaster
"Make like a tree and get the fuck outta here" is my new favorite line in all of fiction
I swear the guy with the green eyes like to say “f***” every time.
His name is Ted
*you should've use the pythagorean theorem*
😂😂😂
Funny thing is, the next day after watching this, my geometry teacher started to talk about the theorem and I was like "🤔 a sign?"
" Oh, looks like I won again, surprise surprise! "
" AH, WE WANT A REMATCH MATE "
" YEAH A *RELATCH* "
How are people this far into the series and don't even know that Captain isn't the captain, that's just his name
Did you just answer your own question?
0:33 WHAT THE FU-
Is nobody gonna talk about how in most of the series Jeff didn't even bother to finish the background?
it was intended to be viewed in 4:3, but swf files export everything, even stuff outside the stage. This upload is in widescreen, and left some of that stuff in.
@@metalslayer69_yt69 oh
I love steve's design
The amount of comments tho
What's the name of the 00:35 background music?
*And the parts about it, he was going to be a dad-*
1:37 R.I.P Greg
*Ted
That’s Ted/sniper
LoL I Just Laughed There Sorry XD
2:08 does anybody know what cap is calling steve here??
Straight-ish
Skit-ish
Or Stritish
this one is really cool! really enjoyed 🙂
“Look we gotta make like a tree and get the fuck outta here”
“Goddammit Steve”
A classic masterpiece.
0:44 yea you be
If anyone wants to know the music that played near 2:12 (like I did.), it’s Rock Me Baby from Metal Gear Solid 3
New sub :D
This is like helluva boss but better
I swear any time I hear the word 'Fuck' now, I always think of Sniper.
When will he get his pink cake with his face on it?
Never
@@UglyPotato34 sad
0:39 skittles shot him lol
I think differently now
Steve be Acting like a Child-
T-tankman *blushes*
4:36 gay
USS Enterprise: WTF am I doing here
2:11
Steve goes feral (real😱😱)
This is fucking halarious
now i see why people ship them
PRIVATE SKITTLES 🥶🥶
Steve*takes knive * the peps * well fuck i gess its his now
The thank me later be like 4:34
You black and white son of a god....
Me*what! 😂😂😂😂
give me back my *KNOIFE*
Tank man is gay because he said pink on his face pink birthday cake and those guys say rematch and drinking pee and gets backstab 2:50 epic and 3:14
*all of them are gay except for steve but they act normal*
The creator of these series aka Jeff confirmed that all of them [except Bill] are asexual on Twitter
probably joking. they want women a lot
I thought they were drinking orange juice..
@@fart-smella--smart-fella it is actually, check out tankmen infinity, at 3:47, you can see an orange slice logo on that can
Is this a repost or is the series still alive?
It's an hd widescreen repost
My gun is.......................jammed
RIP Ted
F U C K I N SWEARING SNIPER IS BACK
2:20 me as a 9 year old
3:47 captain and steve cause 911
THERES SPIT IN MY mouth WELL DUH THERE IS but if its not your spit than its not well duh
Who is the guys name with the green eyes
Ted
Ted aka snipers
They need a rap
what
And The Worst Part it Was * Smoking * He Was Gonna Be a Dad- Ugh!
fuckin 4:12
Nice video
Captin * hey what beret steve * fuck it captin :(
Why all say funkin?
Fuckin*
덩크다!!!!
스티븐나이가...29세?
0:34 Tankmen if it was made by vivziepop:
Looks like I won agian flicks the triangle
👀👍