Dressing Like Different Types of Lesbians

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024

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  • @laurencook7262
    @laurencook7262 3 года назад +2837

    As someone who did in fact come out to their best friend over a basket of chicken tenders I'm both mad and immensely impressed that you were able to clock me like that...

  • @ieatthestage
    @ieatthestage 3 года назад +1774

    “The men’s section of forever 21 is a stems safe space” SHUT UP

  • @helenabulati9820
    @helenabulati9820 3 года назад +562

    Sometimes butch gals look like they're doing their best impression of a boomer uncle who wants to take you fishing on the weekend. I appreciate that, it's like boomers without homophobia

    • @grantmegan91
      @grantmegan91 3 года назад +59

      My aunt is a butch boomer and she will absolutely take u fishing or help u with your car

    • @cottonsheep2367
      @cottonsheep2367 5 месяцев назад +2

      the video called me out and hit me so bad I was on critical health but this was the final blow

  • @jan4qu36
    @jan4qu36 3 года назад +1733

    how about 'the no lesbian notices me cause i am femme and i blend in to society *pout*' these are just the middle to the extreme.

    • @leosznisforever
      @leosznisforever 3 года назад +314

      why you attacked me like this 😫 i don’t even know you

    • @iamjadefox
      @iamjadefox  3 года назад +302

      GIIIRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 3 года назад +45

      Bruh I swear this is me

    • @ellestylesz
      @ellestylesz 3 года назад +60

      @@leosznisforever 😂😂 😂🤣 girl the struggle is real out here

    • @BriannaTerese
      @BriannaTerese 3 года назад +57

      Oh fucky lol. Me. I’m undetectable on other people’s gaydar I stg.

  • @ieatthestage
    @ieatthestage 3 года назад +593

    The og butches are not wearing docs they’re wearing HIKING BOOTS

  • @perfvvct
    @perfvvct 3 года назад +418

    Jade gonna pretend like she not roasting some of her friends to their face. 👀

  • @kokoblaze420
    @kokoblaze420 3 года назад +474

    Im a gay man, but my youtube algorithm swears im a butch lesbian. Lol also your great, i subscribed 🖤

    • @creatrixZBD
      @creatrixZBD 3 года назад +42

      Haha im a queer, near-50-yr-old enby, and google thinks i am a mid-twenties cis boy 😂

    • @qiuhua2372
      @qiuhua2372 3 года назад +15

      i’m a trans teen bi guy and i’m here for some reason too? lol

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 3 года назад +5

      @@creatrixZBD omfg this comment wins holy shit

    • @jaxthealien6329
      @jaxthealien6329 3 года назад +2

      @@qiuhua2372 lmao same

    • @autumnnoel318
      @autumnnoel318 2 года назад +5

      I’m a stud(term for soft masculine women in the black community), and my best friend loves to tell me that I dress like a top 😂

  • @BriannaTerese
    @BriannaTerese 3 года назад +2166

    Me, clicking this video not only for the roasts but to actually figure out what the weird style I have is really called.

  • @Blackmermaidrising
    @Blackmermaidrising 3 года назад +209

    “The men’s section at forever 21 is their safe space” 💀💀💀💀

  • @naomie427
    @naomie427 3 года назад +675

    "Beers With Ma Queers...CHEERS" It was the slight inflection on the cheers that took me... Only Jade

    • @delicateghoul
      @delicateghoul 3 года назад +3

      I totally want to get a shirt like this, I have a butch friend that would legit love it 😂

  • @nonjabulopatiencezulu6583
    @nonjabulopatiencezulu6583 3 года назад +606

    Nobody was safe on this video 😅Jade literally roasted everyone

  • @polniaczek
    @polniaczek 3 года назад +137

    "...such as....vanilla chapstick and.........homemade .. bookmarks..." 😂

  • @LadyDelSangue87
    @LadyDelSangue87 3 года назад +632

    You trying to come up with the most masculine things that you will do when you wear certain things SENT me. Please please please do bi fashion too because I know you have seen my fellow flannel over shirt wearing, half shaved head, fake glasses wearing queens around. I would be honored if you would roast my kind.

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 3 года назад +24

      Yes us bi's need fashion

    • @lalac7207
      @lalac7207 3 года назад +11

      🤣🤣yeah I agree with the bi fashion🤣🤣I

    • @Jojob.5176
      @Jojob.5176 3 года назад +10

      Excuse me my glasses are real thank you very much!!!

  • @hnysdn
    @hnysdn 3 года назад +129

    Feeling a weird sense of relief not falling under any of these categories

  • @LiztheARTEEST
    @LiztheARTEEST 3 года назад +289

    Part 2 please!! This was so good!! The cuffing every single part of the outfit...the colllared shirt and SKINNY SKINNY jeans 🤣 I’m sorry to everyone who witnessed my baby gay phase. I still suffer from baby gay style. I am trying to undo it. I am trying! 😩

  • @mimik6388
    @mimik6388 3 года назад +231

    Yes we need a part 2!! Butch & baby gay were my faves 😂

    • @uznamalunga
      @uznamalunga 3 года назад +1

      I died 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ellariel7457
      @ellariel7457 3 года назад +1

      Well, everyone 's got a type, baby 😉... ROFL

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 года назад

      I wanna see what she does for femmes or if she gets someone else to do that. lol But yes, Butch and baby gay SENT me!

  • @cheerleaderMelanie
    @cheerleaderMelanie 3 года назад +91

    You know when your not a lesbian but you’ve lived in ATL for two years, lol I’m cackling at how accurate this is

  • @linzeeb4
    @linzeeb4 3 года назад +168

    Not homemade bookmarks. Not hanging suspenders from a lip ring. Jade is outta pocket. 🤣

  • @thehardrockhippie7118
    @thehardrockhippie7118 3 года назад +34

    “They believe that their vagina hangs down to their knees” just got an instant subscribe for that one line alone 😂

  • @alicia515
    @alicia515 3 года назад +65

    That fanny pack is from the Multicultural Student Center at UCF! We gave it to JADE AT THE EVENT SHE SPOKE AT. LOVE YOU JADE. Much love from Florida ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @dollyphiri3786
    @dollyphiri3786 3 года назад +241

    Why are you roasting Amber with the stem description 😩😩

  • @KarimahNineOh
    @KarimahNineOh 3 года назад +98

    **stares in wore unnecessary rainbow accessories well past the baby gay phase** so many quotables. i think you triggered my allergy cough i've been laughing so much.

  • @nellaraf1619
    @nellaraf1619 3 года назад +27

    “The desperation for a partner is very real” 💀💀 it’s not even a lie 😂😂

  • @blufaerie
    @blufaerie 3 года назад +66

    Ruby Rose of her town... I am ON THE FLOOR! 🤣😂🤣
    Before the Ciara “Like a Boy” video?!?! I’m old... 🧓🏽
    I need the “undefined” lesbian of the early 00s!

  • @DeefromLs
    @DeefromLs 3 года назад +76

    FBI "Federal booty Investigator" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 not you looking like you ready to change the wheels lol

  • @juno5756
    @juno5756 3 года назад +22

    The baby gay one oh my god 😭😂 Honorable style mention are the femme lesbians that go so femme they dress in the style of over half a century ago 😄 You do you, you funky vintage wlws, you look cute as hell

  • @Simply_Me.
    @Simply_Me. 3 года назад +243

    I really haven’t seen jade in a wig since J.A.M iykyk 😭😭

    • @StuartsFn27
      @StuartsFn27 3 года назад +20

      Oh GOD!!!! FTFO 🤣🤣🤣. Dang, I miss J.A.M. They had bangers too...

    • @Simply_Me.
      @Simply_Me. 3 года назад +17

      @@StuartsFn27 lmaoo the Destiny Child of RUclips 😭❤️

    • @ashleysartattack5600
      @ashleysartattack5600 3 года назад +8

      I just rewatched the jam videos! 💜

    • @Kebbythetraveler
      @Kebbythetraveler 3 года назад +1

      Hot To Quit Your Job is my Fav!!! even tho there's no Ambrosia

  • @ohmygooooooooooooosh
    @ohmygooooooooooooosh 3 года назад +47

    “hasn’t seen a deadlift since her days in the outfield of softball” 😂🤡🤡🤡

  • @brightyellowsunshine3297
    @brightyellowsunshine3297 3 года назад +54

    This was HILARIOUS😂😭😂 the butch lesbian killed me! 'They just look CAPABLE, like you can fix a printer, don't even need to Google it, you just KNOW'😭😭 And it's soo true about the shirts with the phrases😩. My favourite seriously nice outfit was the Instagram lesbian that actually looked👌🔥🔥🔥

  • @ucleigh
    @ucleigh 3 года назад +114

    Part 2 pls! Maybe you could style your girlfriend as different stereotypes of femmes lol

  • @PatRick-sm5fe
    @PatRick-sm5fe 3 года назад +47

    I feel like my baby gay phase never really ended 😅

  • @TomBoySk8terGirl
    @TomBoySk8terGirl 3 года назад +44

    the aura of a coors light lol ima have to use that one

  • @ql6588
    @ql6588 3 года назад +91

    "A dramatic cuff for no reason" lmaoooo

  • @ishtar6098
    @ishtar6098 3 года назад +36

    I was away from the screen when Jade was describing Stemmes and had imagined that exact outfit she showed before I even saw the screen 💀

  • @gracecadet3244
    @gracecadet3244 3 года назад +2

    "Kinda like a good father..."
    *awkward stare into space*
    Oop! Can't relate either Jade, no worries 🤭😂😂😂

  • @chatnoir9038
    @chatnoir9038 3 года назад +58

    We absolutely need a part 2!

  • @coolguy9869
    @coolguy9869 3 года назад +27

    "Her hobbies include joggers and pushing her hair back" LEAVE ME BE

  • @alishamoss6801
    @alishamoss6801 3 года назад +27

    “Here @ The Jada Show We’re All About Dat Yuck Yuck” 🤣🤣🤣Love It!!!!
    Brooklyn Love

  • @gpmetheny
    @gpmetheny 3 года назад +79

    The men's section at Forever 21 is my safe space...

  • @paul-anngreen7873
    @paul-anngreen7873 3 года назад +24

    Ain’t nobody safe - Jade this read had me dying 🤣

  • @oreeleeyudonsae6363
    @oreeleeyudonsae6363 3 года назад +28

    Yes Part 2! And since you don't want to be bothered with makeup and such, what if you styled Jaid for the femme looks...

  • @aliahnajee8555
    @aliahnajee8555 3 года назад +20

    JADE, we WANT/NEED another video! I'm speaking for everyone who has watched this thus far and for those who will watch in the future lol!

  • @annenjuguna1044
    @annenjuguna1044 3 года назад +13

    when you said "the men’s section of forever 21 is a stems safe space" I literally stopped in my tracks 😳👀

  • @ashleyk5132
    @ashleyk5132 3 года назад +5

    Not the blonde wig😭😭😭

  • @sierrasmith376
    @sierrasmith376 3 года назад +12

    I finally found my true aesthetic:
    A House Plant in a Coors Light Bucket

  • @bebestaxx1383
    @bebestaxx1383 3 года назад +13

    I hollered during the stem segment 😭😭🤣🤣

    • @mewmew6158
      @mewmew6158 3 года назад +2

      🤣The *wig*

    • @bebestaxx1383
      @bebestaxx1383 3 года назад +1

      @@mewmew6158 it was the wig and the sag for me 🤣

  • @jb12thatshouldbeme
    @jb12thatshouldbeme 3 года назад +10

    I almost spit out my food when you said shower rack!! A legend 😂😂

  • @marthatheemilkdud
    @marthatheemilkdud 3 года назад +11

    LOL I felt very attacked by the baby gay outfit 😅deff need a part two

  • @TGold-ud5tt
    @TGold-ud5tt 3 года назад +13

    “So now we have the stem”😂 when I tell you I bust out laughing at the fit lmao!

  • @bopho.madeit
    @bopho.madeit 3 года назад +15

    “The men’s section of forever 21 is a stems save space” I feel attacked but seen 💀💀

  • @TheBeiberGurl
    @TheBeiberGurl 3 года назад +15

    “ the aura of a warm coors light” 😂😭

  • @AmyaEternal
    @AmyaEternal 3 года назад +3

    stemme is basically... zendaya in 2013

  • @miratarnish6316
    @miratarnish6316 3 года назад +16

    I'm not exactly lesbian, but honestly I'm here to explore style options to break down the "toned down horsegirl vibe" I've cultivated from being closeted, broke and shy forever.
    I'm definitely a docs, cuffed jeans, cropped shirt aviators type, but button ups do not stay closed on my bust, and hats do not suit me oop.

  • @laleesmum
    @laleesmum 3 года назад +9

    The lip ring took me out 😩😂

  • @imanimartin6876
    @imanimartin6876 3 года назад +8

    Jade you nailed every look! I couldn't stop laughing. This video reminded of Pride block parties seeing each type of lesbian you named. 😂 yyyyeeessss to the HGC black by popular demand socks.

  • @RaeLarz
    @RaeLarz 3 года назад +6

    "do not worry your pretty little sideburns" 😂😂JADE

  • @dianejohnson8606
    @dianejohnson8606 3 года назад +11

    Thank you for the beautiful shout out to all of our butch babes. Thank you so much.

  • @anondrof
    @anondrof 3 года назад +9

    “to change oil in the tire” truee

  • @oooladip
    @oooladip 3 года назад +11

    This was spot on! I don't even mind getting roasted bc you had me cracking up the entire vid. Well done Jade

  • @LittleDogTobi
    @LittleDogTobi 3 года назад +44

    Um, Jade's Butch Babe look is what I wish I looked like. And I would unironically wear a Federal Booty Inspector shirt 😢😢😢

  • @zebramilktea
    @zebramilktea 3 года назад +5

    I have not stopped laughing at the butch babe. Lmao. The antics.

  • @Ren-ci6qv
    @Ren-ci6qv 3 года назад +4

    The size 6 kids Airforce’s read me for filth 😂

  • @nikkiep23
    @nikkiep23 3 года назад +8

    LMAO! This is hilariously so on point. Jade said drippy and butch babes. I'm dead.

  • @bork572
    @bork572 3 года назад +3

    “Long socks to protect myself from swamp waters when I clean the…axel” Girl 🤣 more of these videos! Def nailed it.

  • @nvnb07
    @nvnb07 3 года назад +15

    I don’t usually like the butch look but that was the most fire fit lol maybe a couple of tweaks to it

  • @ellestylesz
    @ellestylesz 3 года назад +7

    😂🤣😂 jade saying she cannot be bothered to do a femme look
    Girl I know the feeling the lashes the hair finding the right fit ugh 🤦🏾‍♀️ it be to much sometimes I really gotta be in the mood for all of it

  • @playerintraining9188
    @playerintraining9188 3 года назад +7

    "Beers with my Queers - Cheers!"
    Part of me died and not in a cute way 😫

  • @rainbowghentian
    @rainbowghentian 3 года назад +1

    ... I am a mix of all of these and I feel called out

  • @tipsywithfe556
    @tipsywithfe556 3 года назад +5

    " the aura of a warm coors light" had me on the floor.

  • @purplepotato1814
    @purplepotato1814 3 года назад +3

    when you said chains are a hint to some type of bdsm lifestyle... now i know where to look. thanks for the protip😂

  • @LoveisKiing
    @LoveisKiing 3 года назад +10

    The fact that you have a “GAY” wishlist is hella funny

  • @RachelAnnPotter
    @RachelAnnPotter 3 года назад +3

    "These women have the aura of a warm coors light" 💀

    • @kafitty
      @kafitty 3 года назад

      I CACKLED

  • @nonjabulopatiencezulu6583
    @nonjabulopatiencezulu6583 3 года назад +66

    That yuck yuck👌 with elegance

  • @nyokaarchibald4245
    @nyokaarchibald4245 3 года назад +15

    The blonde took me out 💀💀💀

  • @zoeyrichards7720
    @zoeyrichards7720 3 года назад +4

    the eyebrow ring for the butch's had me so weak🤣

  • @ItsYaBoiV
    @ItsYaBoiV 3 года назад +1

    I got called a lumberjack lesbo because I wear a lot of flannel, and I still don't know how I feel about that 😂
    edition to add: I legit left this video to go order that button up shirt with the eyes all over it...

  • @Unitonika
    @Unitonika 3 года назад +3

    Oil in the TIRE?! 💀🤣😹🤣💝💝💎🦄

  • @sea_hous
    @sea_hous 3 года назад +27

    Imagining a committed prayer hands at 5:03

  • @jenniferf1518
    @jenniferf1518 3 года назад +7

    🤣🤣🤣 I'm not a baby gay but I want that rainbow fanny pack!

  • @imnotxden2794
    @imnotxden2794 3 года назад +5

    Lmao the ig lesbian was so on point😭😭😭😭

  • @joannajackson5884
    @joannajackson5884 3 года назад +7

    “The ruby rose of your hometown” “her hobbies include joggers 🤣”

  • @ElmotypeSwag
    @ElmotypeSwag 3 года назад +1

    A lip ring to hold your suspenders from PLEASE 😭😭😭😭
    Also... not the size 6 forces... Bc that’s my size 🌚

  • @fapui560
    @fapui560 3 года назад +2

    "change oil in the tire" XD I'm dead

  • @kb1714
    @kb1714 3 года назад +1

    jade took me ouut with that wig

  • @montyp312
    @montyp312 3 года назад +4

    Okay, but butch was a look™ like the roast was funny, but also hot damn. Definitely nailed the looks

  • @dejWA
    @dejWA 3 года назад +3

    This called out EVERY VERSION OF ME. goddamnit 😅

  • @janetsworld9734
    @janetsworld9734 3 года назад +5

    "to make you look like a shower rack" aahhhhhhhh I had to pause 😂

  • @Leila-jg4pz
    @Leila-jg4pz 3 года назад +2

    please! this was too real, I'm a baby queer and I carry chapstick and paint my own bookmarks lol. Love this video :)

  • @SkoolieBoyQue
    @SkoolieBoyQue 3 года назад +2

    BRUH! Am I a Butch Babe?! Lmmfao! I busted out laughin' when I saw myself in Jade. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @palo167mutale9
    @palo167mutale9 3 года назад +6

    I love Jade's roasts

  • @ChanelAnice
    @ChanelAnice 2 года назад +1

    The fact that when she said “IG Lesbian”, I thought she said “I cheat Lesbian” 😂 I’m not entirely convinced it’s not the same thing lol

  • @slauthordraws3363
    @slauthordraws3363 3 года назад +3

    “a band that i don’t even think is real” 👌

  • @kwamkelemkize7458
    @kwamkelemkize7458 3 года назад +10

    We mos def need a part 2!!!

  • @reginarogersjohnson2726
    @reginarogersjohnson2726 3 года назад +10

    Yessss...you nailed them, Jade. LoL

  • @kaiya33123
    @kaiya33123 3 года назад +4

    You Nailed Them!!!🤩❤ Also, JADE! YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

  • @itsme2397
    @itsme2397 3 года назад +3

    i'm dying this video dragged me and my fashion sense to hell and back

  • @alisonlove2784
    @alisonlove2784 3 года назад +2

    Jade , Love how you've used a Coors light container for your plant 👍😁🌈

  • @Brandnewshoes
    @Brandnewshoes 2 года назад

    The IG lesbian looooool 🤣🤣 it's the facial expressions that killed me.

  • @thornprick2645
    @thornprick2645 3 года назад +1

    LMAO you're too good at this it's painful ouch. I also literally dress so people will think I'm capable.

  • @itisntevenagoodone
    @itisntevenagoodone 3 года назад +1

    These jeans are taking my blood pressure 🤣