The fact that this guy actually goes into THAT cursed website at the start of this video really has my respect. Literally sacrificed his eyes just to record this thing.
@@MorbiusBlueBalls children? If canonically a child, yes. If canonically not, that IS something that actually does happen irl. If your body don’t grow right. It seems like a real sucky existence cuz even if people acknowledge you as an adult, there are those that say you should just die alone because of how you look
And I thought Bill Gates killing millions of chickens to raise the price of eggs, so we'd be less resistant to new covid variants, was the craziest supervillain plan ever.
I love how this video felt like it has a real story! Like the Green Goblin doesn't already have the technology to turn people into anime girls, someone explains the idea to him and helps him get the technology to do it.
3:30 I love the idea of bully showing up to the final fight just to tell Gobka that he don't want to be spoken to in Japanese while not caring about the MJ and the kids 😂
“Dr. Osborn please… She looks like she’s 10 years old… We can’t do this” “Don’t be a coward Risks are part of laboratory science” Bro just the first lines of this masterpiece are meme/quote-worthy💀🗿
@@frustationoverloaded5976 "11 is the new 10, but we don't want odd numbers so we can round that up to 12, but 12 is basically 13 so it's safe to assume she's 13" -Japanese EDP445
@@frustationoverloaded5976 To be fair, it was always around 16 for places that actually had people living there. 13 was only a minimum technicality for two areas with 0 residents. Don't worry, real life laws don't apply to fiction obviously.
2:20 "The afternoon class has started" "bro I don't speak Japanese" Neither does human spider, apparently. Bro wrote a whole script and this girl shows up, says random phrases, and gets the job! He may as well have just edited random Kaguya voicelines together ;)
This is pure editing perfection. We need more. Have Harry undergo the same effect. We need to spread the anime girls only for Peter to sling a anime girl bomb at Harry so instead of a scar he's become an anime girl.
4000 years of evolution and Green goblin is barely even trapped in the madness of turning everyone into anime girls instead of little goblin juniors. His was an embarrassment.
The human spider turns everyone into a pin
Don’t be a coward
Pins are a part of laboratory science
Forty thousand years of evolution and I finally got pinned by the human spider
My parents must be very proud
Your parents must be very proud
"That a cute pin, did you husband give it to you?"
*Good pinnance*
@@MrRubberDucky shit…
the fact that Norman really just did all this hentai stuff for the sake of 40000 years of human evolution terrifies me
so Norman wants more kids?
Norman: "FREAK AM I?!?"
I love the concept of Norman having Chika Fujiwara as the voice in his head pushing him to do all the goblin shit
Chika is a freaking force of natre
Bro can he like, frick her? He sees her as an illusion so he could maybe?
Wait just realized that means he inserts himself as shirogane since he's the one always being taught stuff by chika
fuckin weeaboos
Norman to Harry: "Don't ever be ashamed of who I am"
Whenever I think the human spider is running out of Spider-Man meme ideas:
The human spider : OUT AM I ?
But his parents propably are
Harry: "Jesus dad, you're a freak"
I missed the part where that's my problem(lol)
🤣🤣🤣
Chika being Osborn's second personality is just pure gold 👏🏼👏🏼😂😂👏🏼👏🏼
“The f**king weaboo. I told him I don’t speak Japanese.”
That hit me to the point I can’t stop laughing 😂
İm the 400th like
Same lol
I kind ever stop rewinding that part hahahaha
Me too0
Goblin & Chika ( in Japanese): I missed the part where that’s my problem.
The slap on the head and the "Bakka!" Had me rolling 🤣
200th
Norman : The power of chika is in the palm of my hand.
XD oof
should be Octavious line lol
The fact that this guy actually goes into THAT cursed website at the start of this video really has my respect. Literally sacrificed his eyes just to record this thing.
You assume he's not on there every day?
Truly the sacrifice of all time
Which cursed website?
@@MERCYLESS_EDITS_GAMING Rule 34
@@Acesahn what?
Even though the Human Spider doesn't speak Japanese , he still understood what green Goblin said through the entire video
maybe Human spider is just a tsundere.
The Human Spider is something of a weeb himself, too!
His horny senses are tingling...
The subtitles were actually physically there, he just read them.
I watch the dub
Harry: *Becomes an anime girl*
Norman: “Don’t ever be ashamed of who you are”
Harry: “I’m not ashamed of who I am”
I love how Human Spider is unashamedly obsessed with Kaguyasama.
Also he's a weeb...ffs!
Never be ashamed of who you are!
Kaguya sama is the top g of comedic romance animes.
Well, it's a great anime after all
it's one of the best romance anime i don't blame him
日本語わかると、内容と字幕が合ってないのがわかるが、めっちゃ面白いので笑う
2:25 "Baaka" Was the best part😂
That whole scene was crazy. It made me yelp......I yelped.....⚰️
When it was said, i felt that personally
Carol-chan baaka~
@@MalucoDoPao is it actually Carol?
1:49 That pervert face lol 😂
Oh shoot
1:46 "imagine all the lolis that will be 'Goblin' on your nuts" wtf 😂😂
Dude really risked it all just for that pun
That makes, Spider-Man a Goblin Slayer
Oh no....
if lolis became real, wouldn't they be, like... uhh
@@MorbiusBlueBalls plus everyone would be arrested by the feds
@@MorbiusBlueBalls children? If canonically a child, yes. If canonically not, that IS something that actually does happen irl. If your body don’t grow right. It seems like a real sucky existence cuz even if people acknowledge you as an adult, there are those that say you should just die alone because of how you look
Okay, I'll need part 2 of this. As long as it may take, we deserve a part 2
Norman: *Speaking Japanese*
Peter: "What?"
"Bro, I don't speak Japanese..."
Nani?
SpyDeerMan emissary of hell
Norman: baaka
@@ryandumaguit4724 Takuya: _"Jigoko kara no shisha…. SUPAIDAMAN!!!!!"_
*brief instrumental*
2:46 I lost it there. audio made just fit in so well
The most twisted plan that a villain could ever think of.
Makes Batman Who Laughs looks like a saint
Parker couldn't agree more at 2:02
And I thought Bill Gates killing millions of chickens to raise the price of eggs, so we'd be less resistant to new covid variants, was the craziest supervillain plan ever.
It's diabolical
As a guy who understands Japanese the subtitles and the dialogue not matching up makes it 1000% funnier
WTF, now i find myself cheering for the villain.
As children we cheer for the Heroes but as we grow up, we realize the Villains were right all along.
@@f.b.l.9813 That's a honeypot if I ever saw one.
I love how this video felt like it has a real story! Like the Green Goblin doesn't already have the technology to turn people into anime girls, someone explains the idea to him and helps him get the technology to do it.
2:23 "Bro I Don't Speak Japanese" I Lost It LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Baaka
jaypanese*
“Baaaka~” NARRR 💀
3:30 I love the idea of bully showing up to the final fight just to tell Gobka that he don't want to be spoken to in Japanese while not caring about the MJ and the kids 😂
This should happen!
"You know I'm something of a weeb myself" had me laughing 😆🤣😂
Edit: Thank you so much for the likes first time also wth is with my comment section?
🤣
@Bully Maguire 🅥 oh sh- it's you again...
I'm something of a man of culture myself.
Oh crap, there's a lot of bots. Oh god they're coming...
“Dr. Osborn please…
She looks like she’s 10 years old…
We can’t do this”
“Don’t be a coward
Risks are part of laboratory science”
Bro just the first lines of this masterpiece are meme/quote-worthy💀🗿
Well age of consent is 13 in Japan and that's not far from 10
@@frustationoverloaded5976 "11 is the new 10, but we don't want odd numbers so we can round that up to 12, but 12 is basically 13 so it's safe to assume she's 13"
-Japanese EDP445
@@frustationoverloaded5976 It's actually 16 now, in line with every other developed country besides 10 states in the US.
@@danbotspooner5081 damn, japan is going down hill too then .
@@frustationoverloaded5976 To be fair, it was always around 16 for places that actually had people living there. 13 was only a minimum technicality for two areas with 0 residents. Don't worry, real life laws don't apply to fiction obviously.
3:16 I completely died at this part I swear ... the way you turned "HOW" into "HOOOO", brilliant
Literally, got me dead
LMAO
Brilliant but lazy...
@@gannykungsenpaitv809no, it take more effort than use ai voice
"I dont understand" kills me😂😂
Human Spider: Could you turn me into an anime character?
RUclips: **laughs** you serious?
@Bully Maguire 🅥 NOO Bully Maguire “How could you do this to me!”
@Bully Maguire 🅥 "YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRAFICED!" TO TRY AND GET AWAY FROM YOUR VARIENTS!!
I lost it when the Weeb Goblin Said "Baaaaka" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly did not expect this from Human Spider but still, this is Masterpiece. Love it
You should have thought of that earlier.
0:01 when you instantly recognize the page he’s on 😮
Give source please
@@KixverzEditz r34
@@cokebenni Which one exactly though?
Okay that was funny as hell her rapping in Japanese and him saying I don't speak it.
this is the best parody of human spider i've seen so far
“You know , I’m something of a Weeb myself”
Had me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Bro this is the funniest video i've ever seen
The human spider nailed in editing ,day by day, because he missed the part where that's his problem...
The way you changed Goblin’s outfit to complete purple is incredible! I wish I could do that.
Why purple tho?
It is comic accurate version that is green and purple.
Cute outfit
His husband gave him that outfit
0:34 Missed chance for an
omae wa mou shindeiru - NANI ?!
This is certainly one of the edits of all time
Definitely!
Absolutely
2:53 leave him alone, please
40 000 years of human evolution and we barely tapped the vastness of meme potential
For real. Human Spider never runs out of a material
No not bully Maguire he is a bot too
@@ajaybikramrana3439 yeah I noticed. I am reporting all of his comments
@Bully Maguire 🅥 little fake Maguire Jr. Gonna cry?
you did
this is a masterpiece
"40,000 years of evolution are we barely even tapped the vastness of hentai potential"
🤣
The greatest villain of all time Chika 😂
We now have the origin story for Chika from the everyone is horny series.
2:20 "The afternoon class has started"
"bro I don't speak Japanese"
Neither does human spider, apparently. Bro wrote a whole script and this girl shows up, says random phrases, and gets the job! He may as well have just edited random Kaguya voicelines together ;)
Wow! Did you notice this all by yourself? You must be a genius!
3:04 I'm glad "rapping" is not a typo to convince Peter
Don't worry, we get tentacle scenes in the sequel!!!
This is pure editing perfection. We need more. Have Harry undergo the same effect. We need to spread the anime girls only for Peter to sling a anime girl bomb at Harry so instead of a scar he's become an anime girl.
The Rapping part was so freaking hilarious 😂 😂😂 Human Spider Never Disappoints💕
Peter dosen't speaks and understands japanese
Weeb-Goblin: Continues speaking japanese
Need a sequel. Need more
actually this was the prequel to the far from home one
MORE
1:34 Norman can't see the subtitles, so he doesn't understand Japanese.
"40 000 years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vastness of hentai potential..."😂😂😂
The best line Ive ever heard lmao
Chika always misses the part (that Peter does not speak Japanese) where that's her problem.
Norman: "HOOO! HOOO!"
💀😭😭😭😭my stomach rolled away like Sonic after that one lmfao
1:57 Got me dead lmao💀
Green Goblin is a menace 🥶
Weeb goblin is walking apocalyps.
gonna cry??
He became one of us
"He must be as ashamed of himself as I am."
Human Spider is a genius for having so much creativity.
Peter doesn't speak Japanese 😂
This needs to become a series
This is the villain we accept, understand, and supports!
4000 years of evolution and we barely understood Chika Fujiwara being Norman Osborn's inner hentai consciousness.
I think this dude was just hearing inner voices.
4000 years of evolution and Green goblin is barely even trapped in the madness of turning everyone into anime girls instead of little goblin juniors. His was an embarrassment.
I just can't look at the Norman twitching scene the same way anymore after seeing this and I don't know how to feel about it
Don't even feel ashamed of who he is
This human spider is a legend 😂
This meme is make me laughing so hard😂
I missed the part where that's my problem
"How many times do I have to tell you that I don't speak Japanese, bitch!" was soo good it killed me! :D
2:45 this part is the funniest
This definitely needs more parts, my god is this underrated..
There was one more part but for some reason some videos on his channel taken down or archived
Tbh I like the rapping 3:29
Killer Bee approved
I love the “I told you I don’t speak Japanese bitch” XD
2:02 cmon Peter 😂
2:14 not the light pole falling on that poor man bruh 💀
Even in the anime world, he has to be smashed by that pole
That man is DEAD!
It's his fate lol
Didn't know Human Spider was a weeb.
This is a crossover I never knew I needed...
0:53 tagged as slice of life. Too relateable
That little "Baaa-ka!" as the Green Goblin smacked Spidey on the noggin had me rolling.
2:03 That face i cant XXDXDDDDD
I died watching this video I love it but last part on the phone was even funnier
2:04 Impressive
This is easily the best video u've made. I hope spiderman turns into bully maguire and fights weeb goblin's anime girl army in a second part.
Holy shit I have tears in my eyes 🤣
You outdid yourself with this one. I legit laughed like Jameson throughout the whole video.
You serious? Bahahaha
Lol
The Human Spider is the true man of culture
0:22 lol, that line hits very well😂
1:39 "The Perfect PLANNNNNN" -Charles
Ahhh yes. The origins to his hallucinations to your No Way Home Parody. The dots are connecting
Gotta admit. Watching this makes me want to turn into a villain myself just like Norman.
"I don't speak Japanese" made me laugh everytime i hear it
best video of the year
As a Japanese myself I can confirm these subtitles are accurate..
Kaguya-sama 😏
“Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.”
This turned out way better than I expected
This makes more sense.
0:05 are we just going to ignore what's on Norman's Computer 😭🤣
He's about to download everything into his brain.
Wahsta that?
Rule 34 is some crazy shit😂
Ah Chika.
The ultimate Spider-Man villain!
"I had to beat Miss Fujiwara San with a stick"
"Bro, I don't speak Japanese...." 😂😂
why did the edited in voice lines sound so good
The face he made after she said "goblin on your nuts" had me dying 🤣
One like for William Dafoe! He gave us so many childhood memories!!!
😂😂My guy this is F**kin GENIUS😂😂