lol I’m holding my phone and a banana I’m eating before the gym , and I’m laughing out loud from this stupid video and the comment and I dropped my fucking banana , and now have to eat something else for the gym , damnit , I definitely don’t laugh and drop food so I guess the video did its job lol
I don’t really get this joke. This one kinda makes sense but I’ve seen people say “we got a solar eclipse before GTA6” like yeah no shit, everyone knew it was coming
like the pokemon RSE npc that asks "where are you from?" and your only options are yes and no, with appropriate responses from the NPC for either answer
Ok so just so people know: he is a real detection operator but all of his work is for the media industry on camera so he encourages his employees to let him fudge results for comedic or dramatic content. From what I know he has also kind of strong armed his competition so he is almost the only operator that does this kind of job.
i always thought of him as a jebediah for some reason and i refuse to acknowledge any other name. just like i refuse to use any surname for charlie other than slimecicle
@@blazingblight2706They’re already considered unreliable though. They’re can only be used as an interrogation technique, the results can’t be used for anything. And imo they shouldn’t be used in serious contexts at all.
@@magnum_cx8805 I mean yeah, I’m aware and I agree completely. My point was that when they’re used like this I believe it additionally causes harm because of slanted public perception that polygraphs somehow do provide valuable results. While they of course aren’t admissible in a courtroom, there are some minor social consequences in believing you can weed out the truth from someone else through any sort of machine or repeatable process. Even if it’s on a show like this, there’s consequences in that people watching this now believe the ‘answers’ being told to them by the man behind the monitor acting as a professional.
The deadpan "he was somewhere on 9/11" destroyed me
same xD
Lol same 😂
in some way, we all are ❤
@Alex-qj3wp I mean... I was born in 2004 and sperm only last about 72 hours... soo ig I was cosmic space dust during 9/11..?
In crying😂
"Yes or no, where were you on 9/11" is the most Jschlatt question I've ever heard
get round in the season
He out-Schllatted schlatt
GET ROUND IN THE SEASON
W fishmans pfp
Long Season studio > Live
Where were you on 9/11…. “Yes”
Love the name and pfp😭
lol I’m holding my phone and a banana I’m eating before the gym , and I’m laughing out loud from this stupid video and the comment and I dropped my fucking banana , and now have to eat something else for the gym , damnit , I definitely don’t laugh and drop food so I guess the video did its job lol
lol I also was somewhere on 9/11
We finally have confirmation of his heinous actions
*Don't translate...
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*..
Jared Shat is a mischievous name fr
Jared shat 😭😭😭
Isn't his name Jonathan schlatt 💀💀🤨
@@freeshavocadohe’s never confirmed that i think it’s just most people seeing J and thinking “John”
@@redspiderlilys6some high school photo of his I’m pretty sure had Johnathan as his first name
Jesus Christ Jared use the toilet next time
He finally got payback for the "unlimited games but no games" question.
Yes
Yes
he didnt even say it
found out schlatt’s real name before gta6
Dang
XD lol
@@benjaminlough1976just to be clear Jared is NOT his real name lol I think you can find it if you search on Google tho
It's Johnathan
I don’t really get this joke. This one kinda makes sense but I’ve seen people say “we got a solar eclipse before GTA6” like yeah no shit, everyone knew it was coming
Should’ve asked “Schlared” what he was up to in ‘99.
Oh, we're doing the completely unoriginal NPC comment on this video too?
@@MultiSaintsfan123 nice profile picture💀
@MultiSaintsfan123 I thought yall (you and the person you were replying to) were the same person because the orange pfps
@@MultiSaintsfan123 npc reply
@@MultiSaintsfan123it's a fuckin community joke not a site-wide thing. fuck up
I've seen Jonathan, jebediah, and now jared. he's a man with many identities. I really hope his real name is jay 💀
I’m pretty sure Jonathon is his actual real name
Not even a single James? Jack? Jake?
Iirc as well I’m pretty sure schlatt is his last name irl, could be wrong though
@@polkka7797 It is.
@@polkka7797Jonathan Schlatter
WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11 YES OR NO??!!!
YESS!!
Yes is probably the most suspicious answer lmao
No!
like the pokemon RSE npc that asks "where are you from?" and your only options are yes and no, with appropriate responses from the NPC for either answer
@@luc1fer_09POLYGRAPH SAYS TRUEEE! HE WAS SOME WHERE ON 9/11!!!
Ok so just so people know: he is a real detection operator but all of his work is for the media industry on camera so he encourages his employees to let him fudge results for comedic or dramatic content.
From what I know he has also kind of strong armed his competition so he is almost the only operator that does this kind of job.
Lee detectors in general are bullshit as well. There's a reason why they're not admissible evidence in court
im glad to see this comment, thank you
was looking for this comment
What proof do you have he's strong armed anyone? Also what would that even look like in this context
@@thegoddamnbatman1047there's a video on it with sources
"Schlane" knows where he was on that specyfic day
*Jared
Crashin a plane, totaly insane in the membrane!
*Don't translate...
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*..
@@ville__ your mom
@@ville__I want this to be true so I can die
I'd rather believe his real name is jschlatt than believe it's Jared
Schlatt is his last name. So the J stands for his first name.
jschlatt is not a name, schlatt is a surname and the J stands for a forename (johnathan i think)
his real name is John Schlatter dont worry
@@JPPASyall need some reading comprehension
i always thought of him as a jebediah for some reason and i refuse to acknowledge any other name. just like i refuse to use any surname for charlie other than slimecicle
"where were you on 9/11, yes or no?" is anthonys revenge for, "would you rather have unlimited bacon and no games, or unlimited games but no games?"
If they ask about what “shlared” did in 99, the machine might be afraid to talk
"Schlatt" was somewhere on 9/11 confirmed. Caught in 4k even.
1080p for free, but if you pay extra you get the video in 4k
Jesus Christ, it's Jared Schlatt
*Don't translate...
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*..
@ville__ Thanks for the curse. I've been wanting to be unalived for years now.
@@ville__No one is scared of a weak and fragile man who has an edited picture of a obscure character from a old cartoon in his profile picture
@@ville__ Fuck yes, finally.
@@bigheadrat9493guys a bot I see him doing this shit every lmao also tons of alt right signage on the pfp. YIKES
"Antfarm" was absolutely flabbergasted to learn the true identity of serial killer JSchlatt on the first guess
Antfarm 💀
WHERE ARE YOU FROM???
> Yes
No
I understand this reference! lmao
(from Pokemon RSE I think, right?)
@@maxonator3913 Yessir, Pacifidlog islands to be exact 🤙🏼
Cambridge, Massachusetts
That guy doing the test has been proven to say what he's paid to
yeah this is entertainment not law enforcement
@@realperson2836 Yeah, but it does give people the wrong idea about the reliability of polygraphs which I wouldn't say is a good outcome.
@@blazingblight2706They’re already considered unreliable though. They’re can only be used as an interrogation technique, the results can’t be used for anything. And imo they shouldn’t be used in serious contexts at all.
@@magnum_cx8805 I mean yeah, I’m aware and I agree completely. My point was that when they’re used like this I believe it additionally causes harm because of slanted public perception that polygraphs somehow do provide valuable results. While they of course aren’t admissible in a courtroom, there are some minor social consequences in believing you can weed out the truth from someone else through any sort of machine or repeatable process. Even if it’s on a show like this, there’s consequences in that people watching this now believe the ‘answers’ being told to them by the man behind the monitor acting as a professional.
@@blazingblight2706oh my god man its just a video made for fun, not some profound life lesson about the accuracy of polygraphs.
I know this guy makes up the results to make funnier clips, but goddamn does it work. 😂
Yes, he wasn't anywhere on 9/11 because he was going by a different name and identity, then
“So your name is Jared?”
“No.”
“Hey Jared!”
“Yea? AWWWWWW”
We don't trust john the polygraph guy lol.
Man, the "he was somewhere on 9/11" made me crash
HOLY SHIT this guy was somewhere on 911.
this is not Jonathan Schlatt. This is Jared Schlatt. WHERES THE ORIGINAL JSCHLATT
Until Jared said "yes", I was convinced he was asleep.
This will be the year where we find out what jslong actually did to the queen
*Don't translate...
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*..
I can’t believe jschlatt said he did 9/11, unforgivable 🤬
He really pulled the infinite games but no games type question on The Jarring
honestly wouldnt shock me if this name reveal is another elaborate bit
I love that the "where were you on 9/11?" is a yes or no question for him 😭🤣 like no specification, just yes or no 💀
I love this. It's my youtube taste as a kid and my youtube taste now
Whether "Jared is his correct name or not, he is now.
You (don't make sentence properly, I don't know.
Doesn't Schlatt have massive hereditary heart problems
Should've asked, "would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games unlimited games but no games."
he did later in the video
I like to think Schlatts Real name doesn't even start with a J. It's just something he'd do
It’s been confirmed. “Jared Schlutlord” was somewhere on 9/11
Funny, but reminder that this polygraph guy is super sketchy.
how is he sketchy
@@Lorelaibells Because polygraphs aren't a reliable tool and the guy peddles false info both about them and about the results he's supposedly getting.
@@blazingblight2706 fair
Anthony jumping straight to the 9/11 question is the funniest thing ever. 😂
he got so mad on the first question
His name being jared just makes such sense
Actually, Johnathan, his name is Jonathan
I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother.. He was in northern Canada
"What happened in '99, yes or no?"
Considering Schlatt grew up with smosh and the like, this is like watching a kid competing against their dad
I can’t believe what “Schlared” did to those poor 3000 innocent souls.
Jareld.
VERY UNEXPECTED NAME
Do these RUclipsrs know there’s more than 1 guy with a polygraph machine ?
*"I've met Jared."*
"Of course I've met Jared..."
*"The one who took you away from me."*
Schlatt’s real name is John Schlatter, you can see it on his old high school website
how can i find that website?
This guy is a fraud
Asking "where were you on 9/11, yes or no?" cracked me up.😂
"Where were you on 9/11 Yes or no?" I had the similar reaction to Schlatt LOL!
As someone named Jared, I also almost responded to “So Jared”
This guy is a known fraud, just says whatever he thinks is good for content. Disappointed to see him on this channel
Yeah but his minecraft videos are pretty funny
who?
The fact that Anthony did this is just legendary. Amazing stuff here, I was crying 😂😂
Mom: Jack! Did you eat my salad last night!?
Zacky: Dogs!
C'mon Jared.... Fess up.
“Unlimited bacon with no games or unlimited games with no games, yes or no?”
The duo we didn’t think we needed
That “..yyyeahp” killed me 🤣
Schlatt gettin thicccc
10/10 best short
The video: getting emotional with jaschlatt
The reel:
That second question caught me off guard lmao😂
that yes or no is very much a goof on his would you rather question.
Jared "Schlatt" Fogle
This is a bad day for Jebediah Schlatt
I laughed at the yes or no line way more than I should have
I like how “Jared” pretends to not understand the question
He got hit with an equivalent to his unlimited bacon question and didn't know what to do
"fast and furious" was left piddlywonked
Yo, it's the same polygrapher the try guys use 😂😂😂
Finally an interview from this channel worth watching
JSchlatt without the chops is cursed
I’d heard somewhere it was Jonathan, but his look at being called Jared is also so funny lmao
He is Jared schlatto now
“Just Yes or no” broke me
"Excuse me Jared but it's a *Yes* or *No* question."
He said yes! We got him boys!!!
The "schlatterdingledong" was schlabbergasted
This is his punishment for that “unlimited games question”
I love Jeffrey Schlatt. He was clearly named after his favourite icon.
“He was somewhere on 9/11” that detector operator 💀😂
“where were you on 9/11?”
in the cockpit of a plane
"Jonathan Schlatt" will never be forgiven for the heinous crimes he committed on 9/11.
Didnt know jschlatt went by the name annabeth in summers.
the "yeah" of Jared kinda like "well yeah it is me"
I remember when jschlatt was a small creator… those were the days
the name of Jared "Schlaboingboing" was genius.
His laugh is very charming
Schlatt on Smosh when
I haven't watched a full interview yet but this one I definitely need to.
That laugh after responding to jared seemed so different
“Excuse me???” Appropriate response
"You are very hard to read" immediately guesses his name
Anthony reversed the questions that most likely be asked by schlerb
Now ask schllot if he would rather have unlimited games but no games or unlimited bacon
I just went to the mall and realized how much I gotta lock in. I gotta become the greatest
the fear when he said 'really'
🤣🤣🤣
Schlatt getting suprised by someone is really funny