Dear bob, you should play Jax of all Trades. *The items:* Triforce (AD, AS, HP, CDR) Mercs (MR, Tenacity, Flat MS) Mikael's Blessing (Mana regen, Heal power) Frozen Heart (Mana, Armor) LDR (Crit, %APen) Stormsurge (AP, Flat MPen, %MS) *The runes:* Anything you want as long as it has Jack of all trades *The Champion:* I forgor 💀 *Note:* Items can be built in any order. Certain items can be switched out as long as you end up with 15+ unique stats (Ardent Censer for Mikael's Blessing, Mortal Reminder for LDR etc.) Leave a comment if ur build can fit more jack-compatible stats in it. If a build with more stats comes up I'll update the build and credit the creator.
Dear bob, you should play "kidnapping Tahm Kench". For this strat you take phase rush and movement speed runes, as well as the ghost summoner spell and swiftness boots. Then, abduct the enemy and take them to the tower to explain politely why they should give you their LP.
Dear Bob, you should play sneaky split pusher neeko. You build hullbreaker and disguise as a minion to sneakily push side lanes without showing up on the minimap. Edit: apparently this was patched out so uh... do chicken neeko where you build AD and pretend to be a chicken to cheese the enemy jungler.
@@neujahrshoernchen1479 He will figure it out that you don't need to auto attack turrets only push and pretend auto attacking pressing attack and then stop player movement.
Dear Bob, you should find a friend to team up with *cough cough* and play the "Yordle Bot" strategy! One of you takes Ziggs and the other takes Veigar. When Veigar uses his E, Ziggs uses his W to knock the enemies into Veigar's E! While they're stunned you both bombard them with your abilities and basically one-shot them. Good luck!
Good job Pianta, one of the best episodes so far. Especially the frist game where you went all in on the concept even trying to add a storyline. Your biggest mistake was stopping the roleplay, I bet that's the reason Sylas started inting! He simply loved the roleplay so much he went insane knowing you stopped! Also, can you tell Dear Bob he did a good job, even thought he didn't get emerald. And that for his next stategy, since the split has ended, he should try to relax and unwind in ARAM for the next 5 games. He deserves it!
Dear Bob, you should play with our certified Good Boy with the Stinky Warwick strategy. Well, actually Warwick isn't the one stinky, but he will be following the smell of others with his w. The build is centered around movement speed, all items must have movement speed on them, and all runes must be movement speed related. The goal here is to be as fast as you can, so you can ult low-life enemies from across the map, miss, kill them anyway, and then proceed to type "woof" in all chat. Other dog related words are acceptable as well. Additional challenge: the "woof" must be sent immediately after the kill, no matter what. Even if you're under tower, even if you're fighting other people, you have to type it.
@@beezzinha Dear Bob, you should play our certified Good Boy with the Stinky Warwick strategy. Well, Warwick isn't the stinky one but he will be following other's smell with his w. This build is centred (Australian English is like British English) around movement speed; all items must have movement speed and all runes must be somewhat related to movement speed if possible. The goal is to be as fast as possible so you can ult low-health enemies from across the map; then miss and still kill them anyway. You will then proceed to type 'woof' in all-chat immediately afterward regardless of your current situation, although other onomatopoeic interpretations of dog noises are acceptable. Sorted :). I would love to see Bob try this. Zwag released a video trying something similar and reached almost 1000 movement speed and ulted someone from nearly 4 screens away.
Dear Bob, you should play “Tenderize and munch” Cho’Gath, or as some call it, “Butcher Cho”. This strategy is exclusively for the gourmet enthusiasts, praising high quality tender meat above all else. For this strat you need Gentleman Cho Gath, and you need to go Hail of Blades and Approach Velocity. And for items you will need Nashors tooth, BORK, Wits End, Zephyr, Lich Bane and Dead Man’s Plate, not necessarily in this order. The idea of this creation is to tenderize the meat, aka the opponent, with several hard smacks, before proceeding to munch on them, making the most exquisite meal of all for the Gentleman. I’ve heard it’s very good, Sir.
Dear Bob,You Should Play pocket Sona jungle I Heard it's good! Runes: Primary: Summon Aery, Manaflow Band, Transcendence, Gathering Storm Secondary: Conditioning, Revitalize Stat Shards: +9 Adaptive Force, +9 Adaptive Force, +10-180 Health (based on level) Summoner Spells: Smite and Flash Items: Start with Mosstomper Seedling Rush Ionian Boots and Moonstone Renewer After that, buy 4 Forbidden Idols Complete them based on your team’s needs, usually in this order: Staff of Flowing Water Ardent Censer Mikael’s Blessing/Redemption (depending on if you need to dispel CC) Dawncore Ability Order: Start with Q Max W first, then level Q and E evenly Playstyle: Follow a standard jungle path: start Blue, then Red. After Raptors, rush the Red-side Scuttle, and continue your path from there. When you’re near a lane, even if you can’t gank, give your W to the laner to stack your passive. Alternative Version: For more movement speed (MS), you can run Celerity, Waterwalking, and Relentless Hunter in your runes, with MS stat shards. Start with Gustwalker Seedling instead of Mosstomper Seedling, and max W and E evenly. Take Ghost instead of Flash.
Dear Bob, you should play learn to count jhin, where you build items that hace passive effect for each auto:1 rfc,2 bork,3 kraken,4 guinso+jhin passive,5 hullbreaker. For boots build a zephyr since it has an staking passive. Ive heard this is great
Dear Bob, there exists a clompletly bonkers hidden strat, that everybody is sleeping on. Shyvanas Q, Twin Bite, procs your on-hit effects two times while also being an auto-reset. Pair this with Guinsoo's Rageblade and you have the ULTIMATE ON-HIT MENACE. Follow by only building on-hit items, like Titanic, Wit's End, BotrK, Terminus ect. and hit them till they move no more!
Dear Bob, i know that tou have played a lot of Yorick, but you should try the tank Yorick build. The build consists of an Iceborn Gauntlet rush, for the defensive stats, and the slow from its passive so you and your ghouls can completely run over the enemy. Tye second item would then be Black Cleaver, for the damage and health, and the armor penetration that you can stack really quickly with your ghouls. The third item is going to be either Dead Man’s Plate, or Spirit Visage depending on what kind of resistances you need. Dead Man’s extra movement speed will really help you to get your empowered auto off. Spirit Visage is just a good item against comps that deal a lot of magic damage, plus the extra healing is always good to have -Credits to Kampsycho for inventing this build
Dear Bob, you should play Slingshot Tenmo. As Tenmo is the Swift Scout, you have to build 5 Scout’s Slingshots and Swiftness Boots and only then you can upgrade them to build other things. Let Tenmo scout ahead!
Dear Bob, you should go easy on yourself and play jump scare Malphite. You basically build as much Ability Power as possible and jump scare them with your ultimate
Dear Bob, you should play purple kayn. Either go blue form with red items or red kayn with blue items. Both forms are very comical and sometimes very good. Thank you kind sir and enjoy!
Hello everyone, I am the late BobWatcher. This is a series where I watch Bob use crazy strategies to climb. Will I watch Bob succeed with Divorce Yorick, or will I not watch Bob succeed with Divorce Yorick? This, is BobWatcher ep. 16
Dear Bob, you should play Mid-Kench. Take Ghost and Tp, trade aggressively into mages and at lvl 6 just eat them, pop ghost and run ino your turret. For Runes take Grasp, Demolish, Bone Plating, Overgrowth, Cookies, and Magic Boots. For Items rush heartsteel into Riftmaker. If you get a pre 6 kill get a dark seal and later turn it into a Mejais. If someone on support or top asks if you want to swap to their lane, just say "let me cook" works best if you have the chef skin.
Dear Bob, let me share with you the tale of a mighty warrior. One destined to unite people across the vast expanse of Summoner’s Rift. A warrior whose ultimate goal was to bring peace by reaching the coveted rank of Master. This warrior was none other than Brian the Avatar. Brave and determined, Brian the Avatar set forth on his quest. But just when the people needed him most, he vanished without a trace. The last we saw of him, he was deep in the second round of the alphabet, battling with Azir. As for what happened next, we may not know. Now, the question remains: will you take up his mantle and continue his legacy? This would mark a monumental step forward in the Avatar's quest! Perhaps we shall call it "The Avatar Strategy".
Dear Bob, you should play Tower Destroyer Ziggs in the toplane. You need to pick Demolish in order to get that big tower damage to synergize with your W and explode the enemy towers! Also, the be as efficient as possible, you need to help your jungler to manage to get all 6 Voidgrubs, even if it costs a death or a drake (the grubs damage is really boosted). Finally, i recommend burn items such as Blackfire Torch and Liandry's to poke the tanky toplaners and maybe Seraph's for some survivability. I heard it's good! Best of luck to you!
Dear Bob, you should play lethality/crit Darius in the jungle. For this strategy, you will first be getting gustwalker, then youmu, then swifties, then opportunity, then collector, then lord doms, and finally, either IE or Edge of Night. Your runes should also be as follows, HoB, cheap shot, eyeball collection, Relentless hunter + Celerity, Nimbus Cloak/Water Walking. By midgame, you're zooming across the map and deleting teams with your ult (because AD ratio on ult is nuts + passive bonus damage) or W (literally crits for about 1000+ damage with three items against squishies). Your attacks and abilities are also all semi- true damage because you negate about 125 armor when you're full build. You also clear camps fast because you can leave them at 200 hp level 1 and the bleed will do all the work. With Youmu's, leaving them at 600 hp is good enough for them to die with passive + jungle pet.
Dear Bob, you should play infinitely scaling Master Yi top. Take grasp, overgrowth, and gathering storm. Go conqueror with overgrowth if you need to hard carry. Rush hubris and heartsteel in any order. Get BORK third. Then keep killing and stacking. It takes a while to get going, but you will eventually be invincible with mana issues.
@@eternallnjustice4666 That's actually very important and one of the main items I usually use in ARAM, but I forgot to mention it lol. Bob will read the replies hopefully.
Dear Bob, you should play AP Biar and Anivia botlane combo. The main strategy is that Briar stuns with her Q and begins charging her E, then Anivia stuns a standing target so it's impossible to miss for Briar to complete her charge, and before she finishes her E, Anivia puts a wall behind enemies for the bonus damage. The downside is that you would have to bribe your duo again, but nothing is impossible for you. A bonus tip would be first strike as Briar's runes for the bonus gold to snowball even more as you will with this amazing strat.
I could honestly watch a hundred videos of Brian climbing with this exact Yorick. The macro is a large part of what made Tenmo player so exciting to watch, and this would just be that on steroids
Dear Bob, you should play 12-shields Jarvan IV. Go jungle and build the green jungle item. You must then build every item that gives a shield in the game (Eclipse, Sterak's Gage, Fimbulwinter, Locket of Iron Solari, Kaenic Rookern and Bloodthirster, NO BOOTS) and also pick runes that boost your shields (Guardian, Shield Bash, Bone Plating, Revitalize and Nullifying Orb). Then, prioritize getting a Mountain dragon soul when available and enjoy going on team fights without taking a single bit of enemy damage. Credits to Herald_NA for creating this build!
Dear Bob, you should play AP Jhin Jungle (Jhingle) and build the maximum burn and burst with your E traps planted all over the Rift. You could use some Liandry's, Stormsurge, and Malignance for the burns, as well as Shadowflame for the critical strikes.
one tip for you or any split pushing yorick is : dont summon ghouls, your maiden will be left ghouless, and she has more use for them than you, if she attacks someone it counts as you hitting the E so the ghouls jump at your enemy
Dear Bob, you should play Bob the builder strategy, it is an op way to climb in Korean soloq. You queue as fill and play champs that build walls with their abilities in game, just like a builder ( Taliyah, Anivia, Jarvan, Yorick, Azir). You can buy any items you want doing this challenge, but you have to max the wall ability (unless it is an ultimate).
It's amazing how this man has played this game for so long that he has basically already seen it all and is immune to tilt even when his teammates are running it down😂
Dear bob, I heard the enemy team is calling you slow, so i guess you should play "The Speed" Jhin and prove the enemy team wrong by lapping around the map 5x and you can add another lap just to uphold your dominance over them
divorced maiden works better if u build bruiser, because it works best when u can operate independently and apply pressure on your own sundered sky into eclipse makes u invincible
Dear Bob, you should play ALL bullets Jhin. Each item in the build will buff a specific bullet: Sundered Sky for the first, Eclipse for the second, Kraken Slayer for the third, and Infinity Edge for the fourth. The final item should be Titanic Hydra for the auto-attack reset.
Dear Bob, you should play Penta Recurve Bow Rush. 5 recurve bows gives you 75 damage on hit and 75% attack speed for 3500 gold. This is not gold-efficient on auto attackers who need high AD, but it is hyper-efficient on Teemo, Kayle, Twitch, TF, Kog'Maw, Gwen, etc. Boots are allowed, but you cannot upgrade the recurve bows into full items until you have 5 of them. Any champion is allowed, but AP auto-attackers are recommended.
Dear Bob, you should play Ghost Gank Lillia, I heard it's good. This strategy consists of playing Lillia top, not fight your laner opponent and perma push your lane, so you get to sit on the bushes and cast your E through the river, ghost ganking your midlane or botlane! I recommend some haste like torchfire and horizon focus so you get to spam E and R. With this strategy, you and your allies are going to be well fed, and you will warm the hearts of your teammates with your kind non-stoping help!
The fact that the first thing this man did after getting divorced was make a video for us just really shows his dedication. I hope this was the distraction that you needed in this difficult time and I hope I’m still respecting your privacy. I don’t mean to remind you of it I’m just proud to be your subscriber. Just remember, it’s always darkest just before the dawn and there’s better days ahead! We love you bob ❤
Dear Bob, i think you should try playing the scariest duo in League of Legends - The Nocturne Jungle & Fiddlesticks Middle Duo. The strategy is simple; all you need to do is survive until you both unlock ultimates and realize nocturne Ultimate removes all vision for every enemy and only way to prevent this blindness is by buying spellshield. Now, which champions passive loves when enemy can't see you? Fiddlesticks! Nocturne ultimate + Fiddlesticks ultimate = never lose a teamfight again. Thank you for your time. Best regards.
Dear Bob, You should play riven while playing a nightcore playlist. Good suggestions include every Boxbox nightcore playlist. Every time the beat drops, you must attempt to make a montage worthy play.
Dear Bob, you should let Chat GPT draft you a fool proof build and play it to the exact degree that it specifies. With AI becoming smarter than humans it’s a fool proof plan.
Dear Bob, you should play THE Bear PROTECTOR, AD annie mid, Tibbers definitely deals AD damage i triple checked, I hear it's a really good strategy. You know what you should build.
Hey Bob, did you know that in terms of hp scaling and hp healing builds, Briar is the most compatible champion for humans? Not only are they in the bruiser group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Briars are an average of healing tanks and AD assassins, this means they’re large enough to be able handle ADC auto attacks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to insane life steal, you can be rough with any play. Due to their mostly bleed based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that a fed Briar would be incredibly strong, so strong that you could easily have plays with one for hours without getting bored. They can also buy the items Heartsteal, Black Cleaver, Spirits Visage, BORK, and Titanic Hydra, along with not having HP regen for adrenaline, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Blood Frenzy and Chilling Scream, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough Healing. No other champions comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Briar recall. Briar is literally built for Bob. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Life Steal means it can take damage all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Dear Bob, you should play Smite Elise Top. Play Elise in the top lane. Take Aery, Manaflow, Transcendence, Gathering Storm, PoM, Cut Down and one of your summoner spells should be Smite. Build Luden's first for mana and poke, followed by your choice of full AP items. I personally recommend Shadowflame, Cryptbloom, Rabadon's and a defensive AP item like Zhonya's or Banshee. This plays just like normal Elise where the aim is to stack waves and dive the enemy under turret, but with one exception... After the 20 minute mark, purchasing the jungle pet (which you are able to do since you took Smite) no longer gives you any penalties when killing lane creeps, but still gives you the increased EXP when taking a jungle camp. Look to sidelane with Elise spider W one-shotting towers, and take jungle camps in-between minion waves to generate a massive EXP lead over everyone else in the lobby. You will rarely be able to complete the jungle pet but you should aim to get at least 20 treats to unlock combat smite, otherwise the massive EXP lead you will have is more than worth the 450g investment.
Dear bob. I heard that after this video got uploaded, maiden started going to the gym and working out. The build is Yorrick, first item heartsteel into overlords bloodmail (other items are up to you but must be HP and AD). Surely nothing could go wrong! Infinite stacking hp cuz heartsteel making ur wife super tanky smile
Dear Bob, the Lore accurate lethality crit Omega Squad Teemo is waiting for You. You should Play as lethality teemo with PTA or dark harvest since your Q is an AA reset, you can invisibility and assassinate adc, then kill them again during their way from the base ! The build would be a mix of lethality and crit depending on the enemy comp, but please go as much as lethality as you can as teemo crit only is NOT omega squad accurate. Start with essence reaver and go as you’d like.
Dear Bob, you should play Maximus Jaximus. It's a strategy that solves Jax' only problem: He scales with every stat in the game, except with Max HP! So for this build, we'll only build Items that scale with Max HP or Bonus HP. These include Heartsteel, Warmog's Armor, Riftmaker, Overlord's Bloodmail, Titanic Hydra, Unending Despair, Sunfire Aegis, Hollow Radiance, Abyssal Mask and Hullbreaker. Of course, a true Maximus Jaximus still needs acceptable footwear, so boots will not fall under this rule, you're free to build whichever pair you wish. For runes, of course, Grasp of the Undying is perfectly viable, but since this build will make you fight for long times, Conqueror is absolutely fine, too. If the enemy is very slippery, you may also take Phase Rush, a true Maximus Jaximus should be able to utilize any Rune to be the best at what they do! And so are you, Bob! I wish you the best in all the ventures that are yet to come for you!
Dear Bob, To remember the good old days of League of Legends, you should do an homage to Instalok, by playing a random song of theirs on youtube ahead of the game, and play whatever they are singing about in their song.
Dear Bob, you should play apc nuke zigs where you duo with a tank supp to lock down enemy botlane. Problem with mid is that u can’t gain ultra value from your damage ultra value with two people. No defense allowed full ap
Dear Bob, you should play jungle Yorick where you solo baron every time it is up. The build is Trinity Force into phantom dancer for extra fast ghoul hits. I heard it’s fun
Dear Bob, you should play tank Karma top. The purpose of the build is too take constant trade when grasp is up while taking minimal damage with your shield and the healing from your W. In this build you rush magligence, than Frozen Heart, Iceborn Gauntlet and Spirit Visage. This build will allow you to outpoke and outsustain your lane opponent.
Dear Bob, I think that you should play AP tahm kench. He has very high scalings on all moves, and his ultimate ability can do over 90% max health magic damage. The build I would recommend is Riftmakers > Sorcerer's Shoes > Liandry's > Stormsurge > Rabadon's Deathcap > Void staff
Dear Bob, I've heard that all my totally not inting teamates use this strategy in my ranked games! Before every game use a random number generator to pick your main role and second role for that match. Also do the same for deciding the champ (if you don't own the champ, buy it). The build, runes and summoner spells are all up to you! This is going to be fun :)
Dear bob, you should try the strategy of the mosquito smolder, the whole point is to take the smolder to the topline with grasp, collect the garthsteel and stack and distract the enemies all game, you will be killed long enough to give your allies enough time to take the objects
Dear Bob, You should play Chat GPT, also known as Chat GangPlankT. At the beginning of each game, ask ChatGPT for an original Gangplank build and runes. May the force of seafaring be with you.
Dear Bob, You should do ‘wave clear Lux’. Sit back and ult every wave. Maximize on aoe damage and cd. Be the ultimate non-engager and kill every wave before they even hit your towers. If the enemies have no minions, they can never push, and can never win. Bonus for having 0 deaths.
Dear Bob, you should play Kamikaze Tristana. You go Hail of blades and build Collector Into Navori for resets into Infinity or Lord Dom. You just jump in and oneshot everyone. I climbed with it myself from Bronze to Plat in 1 Season haha
Dear Bob, I have a build you should play called "Fiddle diddle who's to tickle." The idea is to play Fiddlestick and get as many tickles as possible, which means, hide in bushes to catch the enemy off-guard, flash scares the enemy from behind the wall. BUT You must only build items that looks objectively scary to you and one other person have to agree that it looks scary.
Dear Bob, you shouold play support Evelynn, where when you turn level 6, you embrace your demon lore, haunting summoners rift with your passive and abilities.
Dear Bob, as the season changed you should play with the new victorious sona skin. This stradegy requires you to go full ap support build, buying items like lich bane,rabadons and abuse oneshoting the enemy adc while flexing on your teammates and enemies that you made it too plat and you deserve to have this skin. Also you should check up on your grandma, how is she doing?
Dear Bob, you should play full lethality jungle pantheon. You build profane hydra and yuomoo's ghostblade. Then you farm until level 6 and then use your ult to oneshot people on lane. It is a fun strategy and it works really well
Dear Bob, you should play green Kayn, as in adopting in both red and blue play style and goes for NO form. By doing this, it prevents the enemy from knowing what you are going into, thus baiting them into building the wrong items. This mind breaking strategy will 100% guarantee the win since Kayn already have insane base stats.
Good Morning Bob! I speak for the whole community when I say we are so excited to see you climb! My suggestion for that is BRUISER AKALI! Heartsteel into Titanic Hydra into Steraks. Trust me Bob this build can get you all the way to challenger!
Dear Bob, you should play indestructible Yuumi, and build items such as: Warmog's, Heartsteel, Spirit Visage and Thornmail. The Enemy will surely be flabbergasted, Good luck!
Dear Bob, you should play Heist Ivern Support. You go Ivern support with smite and constantly roam into the enemy jungle to steal camps and make the enemy jungler want to quit the game.
Dear Bob, yoy should try support Volibear. Volibear is a champion that likes extended fights because of his shields and heal from W. So you can build support items to make you heal even more and regen more mana to use more skills
Dear Bob, you should play support Quinn, where you want to rush the symbiotic boots and yommu's into full lethality to become an assassin support roaming the entire map. This strategy will prevent you from losing cause of bad teammates, you'll win their lanes for them!
Dear Bob, give up.
Hope this wins
Dear Bob, you should not play
Give up on the journey. Bob.
Quit this hell. Leave this hell please, Bob.
Dear Cpotion1, shut the fuck up. No one cares.
The 15 ff strategy
the wife at 30 minutes learning that her husband's last 14 wives died mysteriously
They died in battle
Straight maidenless behavior.
Henry the 8th moment
Not enough divorce in my opinion, need my parents to be separated and live in different houses
Bluebeard
Dear Bob, you should play jump scare Warwick, and build the maximum amount of move speed you can. You’ll give the enemy a heart attack.
That would've been a great vid
YESSS OMG
YESSSS
That sound dumb
that was also my idea, but your name is way better
Yoricks lawyer must be insane. Getting all of the maidens income as alimony
Dear bob, you should play Jax of all Trades.
*The items:*
Triforce (AD, AS, HP, CDR)
Mercs (MR, Tenacity, Flat MS)
Mikael's Blessing (Mana regen, Heal power)
Frozen Heart (Mana, Armor)
LDR (Crit, %APen)
Stormsurge (AP, Flat MPen, %MS)
*The runes:*
Anything you want as long as it has Jack of all trades
*The Champion:*
I forgor 💀
*Note:* Items can be built in any order. Certain items can be switched out as long as you end up with 15+ unique stats (Ardent Censer for Mikael's Blessing, Mortal Reminder for LDR etc.) Leave a comment if ur build can fit more jack-compatible stats in it. If a build with more stats comes up I'll update the build and credit the creator.
You don't need 15 different stats for Jack of all Trades. 10 is enough.
is chemtech purifier in the game even
@@valintiess3563 Ur right it's area only I'll switch it up ty
uhhh you cant build 7 items.... and you dont need 15 stats for jack of all trades rune
@@Bendzsike yeah but the point is having all the stats upgraded not using the rune
Dear bob, you should play "kidnapping Tahm Kench". For this strat you take phase rush and movement speed runes, as well as the ghost summoner spell and swiftness boots.
Then, abduct the enemy and take them to the tower to explain politely why they should give you their LP.
YESSS THISS
😂😂
Dear Bob, you should play sneaky split pusher neeko. You build hullbreaker and disguise as a minion to sneakily push side lanes without showing up on the minimap.
Edit: apparently this was patched out so uh... do chicken neeko where you build AD and pretend to be a chicken to cheese the enemy jungler.
doesnt work, because when you attack towers, you transform back
@@neujahrshoernchen1479 not really
i tried and it works
@@neujahrshoernchen1479 He will figure it out that you don't need to auto attack turrets only push and pretend auto attacking pressing attack and then stop player movement.
If you build statikk shiv this strat gets even better. Hollow radiance too.
The nasus saying top gap after getting handled all game then carried by team is wild
Sadly it's all too common. No honor or game integrity whatsoever with these players.
Not only after getting carried but after having someone on the other team literally run it down
I've noticed a lot of times that the person that gets carried the most has the biggest mouth at the end of the game.
@@Rakandios It could be a joke.
Holy shit ever heard of satire?
Dear Bob, you should find a friend to team up with *cough cough* and play the "Yordle Bot" strategy! One of you takes Ziggs and the other takes Veigar. When Veigar uses his E, Ziggs uses his W to knock the enemies into Veigar's E! While they're stunned you both bombard them with your abilities and basically one-shot them. Good luck!
ziggs ults in veigars E 🤯
Derrick tiiime
This also works with Alistar or Vayne since ziggs W can be a little tricky to use but yeah good idea
The irony of Bob randomly capitalizing words (0:10) while saying you need perfect grammar is funny.
watching pianta read and type it is not a surprise that he is outsourcing his grammar
Capitalisation and spelling aren't part grammar, because those are an exclusive feature of writing, which isn't language
Good job Pianta, one of the best episodes so far. Especially the frist game where you went all in on the concept even trying to add a storyline. Your biggest mistake was stopping the roleplay, I bet that's the reason Sylas started inting! He simply loved the roleplay so much he went insane knowing you stopped!
Also, can you tell Dear Bob he did a good job, even thought he didn't get emerald. And that for his next stategy, since the split has ended, he should try to relax and unwind in ARAM for the next 5 games. He deserves it!
Dear Bob, you should play "Gigachad Taric Jungle". Just play Taric in the Jungle and be a walking medical kit for your teammates.
Oh, I've done this myself. It's not too bad. 😂 But... Ganking is horrible. 👍🏽 There is a Challenger Taric OTP that goes only jungle.
@@VenneleWhats his name?
@@SploogeScrooge Lightrocket2 is a challenger taric jungler very cool, very good
Dear Bob, you should play with our certified Good Boy with the Stinky Warwick strategy.
Well, actually Warwick isn't the one stinky, but he will be following the smell of others with his w. The build is centered around movement speed, all items must have movement speed on them, and all runes must be movement speed related. The goal here is to be as fast as you can, so you can ult low-life enemies from across the map, miss, kill them anyway, and then proceed to type "woof" in all chat. Other dog related words are acceptable as well.
Additional challenge: the "woof" must be sent immediately after the kill, no matter what. Even if you're under tower, even if you're fighting other people, you have to type it.
I'm gonna keep trying, this will have to be top comment someday.
@@beezzinha Dear Bob, you should play our certified Good Boy with the Stinky Warwick strategy.
Well, Warwick isn't the stinky one but he will be following other's smell with his w. This build is centred (Australian English is like British English) around movement speed; all items must have movement speed and all runes must be somewhat related to movement speed if possible. The goal is to be as fast as possible so you can ult low-health enemies from across the map; then miss and still kill them anyway. You will then proceed to type 'woof' in all-chat immediately afterward regardless of your current situation, although other onomatopoeic interpretations of dog noises are acceptable.
Sorted :). I would love to see Bob try this. Zwag released a video trying something similar and reached almost 1000 movement speed and ulted someone from nearly 4 screens away.
Bob really out here playing Henry VIII Yorick
Dear Bob, you should play “Tenderize and munch” Cho’Gath, or as some call it, “Butcher Cho”.
This strategy is exclusively for the gourmet enthusiasts, praising high quality tender meat above all else.
For this strat you need Gentleman Cho Gath, and you need to go Hail of Blades and Approach Velocity.
And for items you will need Nashors tooth, BORK, Wits End, Zephyr, Lich Bane and Dead Man’s Plate, not necessarily in this order.
The idea of this creation is to tenderize the meat, aka the opponent, with several hard smacks, before proceeding to munch on them, making the most exquisite meal of all for the Gentleman.
I’ve heard it’s very good, Sir.
Dear Bob,You Should Play pocket Sona jungle I Heard it's good!
Runes:
Primary: Summon Aery, Manaflow Band, Transcendence, Gathering Storm
Secondary: Conditioning, Revitalize
Stat Shards: +9 Adaptive Force, +9 Adaptive Force, +10-180 Health (based on level)
Summoner Spells:
Smite and Flash
Items:
Start with Mosstomper Seedling
Rush Ionian Boots and Moonstone Renewer
After that, buy 4 Forbidden Idols
Complete them based on your team’s needs, usually in this order:
Staff of Flowing Water
Ardent Censer
Mikael’s Blessing/Redemption (depending on if you need to dispel CC)
Dawncore
Ability Order:
Start with Q
Max W first, then level Q and E evenly
Playstyle:
Follow a standard jungle path: start Blue, then Red. After Raptors, rush the Red-side Scuttle, and continue your path from there.
When you’re near a lane, even if you can’t gank, give your W to the laner to stack your passive.
Alternative Version:
For more movement speed (MS), you can run Celerity, Waterwalking, and Relentless Hunter in your runes, with MS stat shards.
Start with Gustwalker Seedling instead of Mosstomper Seedling, and max W and E evenly. Take Ghost instead of Flash.
Hey Bob, I really appreciate this series, and the recent ideas have been really creative and improved. Hope the series can go on to next season!
Dear Bob, you should play learn to count jhin, where you build items that hace passive effect for each auto:1 rfc,2 bork,3 kraken,4 guinso+jhin passive,5 hullbreaker. For boots build a zephyr since it has an staking passive. Ive heard this is great
zwag watcher XD
so am I
Dear Bob, there exists a clompletly bonkers hidden strat, that everybody is sleeping on. Shyvanas Q, Twin Bite, procs your on-hit effects two times while also being an auto-reset. Pair this with Guinsoo's Rageblade and you have the ULTIMATE ON-HIT MENACE. Follow by only building on-hit items, like Titanic, Wit's End, BotrK, Terminus ect. and hit them till they move no more!
The old magics
Divorce is not good for raising children like sylas. Sad
Dear Bob, i know that tou have played a lot of Yorick, but you should try the tank Yorick build. The build consists of an Iceborn Gauntlet rush, for the defensive stats, and the slow from its passive so you and your ghouls can completely run over the enemy. Tye second item would then be Black Cleaver, for the damage and health, and the armor penetration that you can stack really quickly with your ghouls. The third item is going to be either Dead Man’s Plate, or Spirit Visage depending on what kind of resistances you need. Dead Man’s extra movement speed will really help you to get your empowered auto off. Spirit Visage is just a good item against comps that deal a lot of magic damage, plus the extra healing is always good to have
-Credits to Kampsycho for inventing this build
Dear Bob, you should play Slingshot Tenmo. As Tenmo is the Swift Scout, you have to build 5 Scout’s Slingshots and Swiftness Boots and only then you can upgrade them to build other things. Let Tenmo scout ahead!
ah yes, he should build the worst item in the game 😭
On the third match I genuinely didn't realize they had a yone until brian pointed it out.
same, lol
Dear Bob, you should go easy on yourself and play jump scare Malphite.
You basically build as much Ability Power as possible and jump scare them with your ultimate
Dear Bob, you should play purple kayn. Either go blue form with red items or red kayn with blue items. Both forms are very comical and sometimes very good. Thank you kind sir and enjoy!
Hello everyone, I am the late BobWatcher. This is a series where I watch Bob use crazy strategies to climb. Will I watch Bob succeed with Divorce Yorick, or will I not watch Bob succeed with Divorce Yorick? This, is BobWatcher ep. 16
Hello bob
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Not so late today, are you brother?
@@YessuoWatchernot today, brother 💪
Dear Bob, you should play Mid-Kench.
Take Ghost and Tp, trade aggressively into mages and at lvl 6 just eat them, pop ghost and run ino your turret. For Runes take Grasp, Demolish, Bone Plating, Overgrowth, Cookies, and Magic Boots. For Items rush heartsteel into Riftmaker. If you get a pre 6 kill get a dark seal and later turn it into a Mejais. If someone on support or top asks if you want to swap to their lane, just say "let me cook" works best if you have the chef skin.
Dear Bob, I think you should play Bear with a knife AKA lethality Volibear. I hear it's a really good strategy.
Dear Bob, let me share with you the tale of a mighty warrior. One destined to unite people across the vast expanse of Summoner’s Rift. A warrior whose ultimate goal was to bring peace by reaching the coveted rank of Master. This warrior was none other than Brian the Avatar.
Brave and determined, Brian the Avatar set forth on his quest. But just when the people needed him most, he vanished without a trace. The last we saw of him, he was deep in the second round of the alphabet, battling with Azir. As for what happened next, we may not know.
Now, the question remains: will you take up his mantle and continue his legacy? This would mark a monumental step forward in the Avatar's quest! Perhaps we shall call it "The Avatar Strategy".
Dear Bob, you should play Tower Destroyer Ziggs in the toplane. You need to pick Demolish in order to get that big tower damage to synergize with your W and explode the enemy towers! Also, the be as efficient as possible, you need to help your jungler to manage to get all 6 Voidgrubs, even if it costs a death or a drake (the grubs damage is really boosted). Finally, i recommend burn items such as Blackfire Torch and Liandry's to poke the tanky toplaners and maybe Seraph's for some survivability. I heard it's good! Best of luck to you!
Dear Bob, you should play lethality/crit Darius in the jungle. For this strategy, you will first be getting gustwalker, then youmu, then swifties, then opportunity, then collector, then lord doms, and finally, either IE or Edge of Night. Your runes should also be as follows, HoB, cheap shot, eyeball collection, Relentless hunter + Celerity, Nimbus Cloak/Water Walking. By midgame, you're zooming across the map and deleting teams with your ult (because AD ratio on ult is nuts + passive bonus damage) or W (literally crits for about 1000+ damage with three items against squishies). Your attacks and abilities are also all semi- true damage because you negate about 125 armor when you're full build.
You also clear camps fast because you can leave them at 200 hp level 1 and the bleed will do all the work. With Youmu's, leaving them at 600 hp is good enough for them to die with passive + jungle pet.
the comic timing in chat at 10:45
Dear Bob, you should play infinitely scaling Master Yi top. Take grasp, overgrowth, and gathering storm. Go conqueror with overgrowth if you need to hard carry. Rush hubris and heartsteel in any order. Get BORK third. Then keep killing and stacking. It takes a while to get going, but you will eventually be invincible with mana issues.
What about overlords bloodmail for extra ad every time he procs heartsteel
@@eternallnjustice4666 That's actually very important and one of the main items I usually use in ARAM, but I forgot to mention it lol. Bob will read the replies hopefully.
Dear Bob, you should play AP Biar and Anivia botlane combo. The main strategy is that Briar stuns with her Q and begins charging her E, then Anivia stuns a standing target so it's impossible to miss for Briar to complete her charge, and before she finishes her E, Anivia puts a wall behind enemies for the bonus damage. The downside is that you would have to bribe your duo again, but nothing is impossible for you. A bonus tip would be first strike as Briar's runes for the bonus gold to snowball even more as you will with this amazing strat.
I could honestly watch a hundred videos of Brian climbing with this exact Yorick. The macro is a large part of what made Tenmo player so exciting to watch, and this would just be that on steroids
Dear Bob, you should play 12-shields Jarvan IV. Go jungle and build the green jungle item. You must then build every item that gives a shield in the game (Eclipse, Sterak's Gage, Fimbulwinter, Locket of Iron Solari, Kaenic Rookern and Bloodthirster, NO BOOTS) and also pick runes that boost your shields (Guardian, Shield Bash, Bone Plating, Revitalize and Nullifying Orb). Then, prioritize getting a Mountain dragon soul when available and enjoy going on team fights without taking a single bit of enemy damage.
Credits to Herald_NA for creating this build!
18:03 THE AMOUNT OF INFERNAL DRAKE CINDERS THAT ZIGGS HAD ....
Dear Bob, you should play AP Jhin Jungle (Jhingle) and build the maximum burn and burst with your E traps planted all over the Rift. You could use some Liandry's, Stormsurge, and Malignance for the burns, as well as Shadowflame for the critical strikes.
The nasus saying EZ after getting shit on, shaco camping for him, and then ultimately winning because sylas ran it down, is so frustrating
one tip for you or any split pushing yorick is : dont summon ghouls, your maiden will be left ghouless, and she has more use for them than you, if she attacks someone it counts as you hitting the E so the ghouls jump at your enemy
if you are on different lanes you can have 8 ghouls. 4 for maiden 4 for u. There is a distance where they dont cancel each other out
Dear Bob, you should try Machine-gun Lulu in the toplane. It tastes really purple!
Dear Bob, you should play Bob the builder strategy, it is an op way to climb in Korean soloq. You queue as fill and play champs that build walls with their abilities in game, just like a builder ( Taliyah, Anivia, Jarvan, Yorick, Azir). You can buy any items you want doing this challenge, but you have to max the wall ability (unless it is an ultimate).
It's amazing how this man has played this game for so long that he has basically already seen it all and is immune to tilt even when his teammates are running it down😂
Dear bob, I heard the enemy team is calling you slow, so i guess you should play "The Speed" Jhin and prove the enemy team wrong by lapping around the map 5x and you can add another lap just to uphold your dominance over them
divorced maiden works better if u build bruiser, because it works best when u can operate independently and apply pressure on your own
sundered sky into eclipse makes u invincible
Dear Bob, you should play ALL bullets Jhin. Each item in the build will buff a specific bullet: Sundered Sky for the first, Eclipse for the second, Kraken Slayer for the third, and Infinity Edge for the fourth. The final item should be Titanic Hydra for the auto-attack reset.
Dear Bob, you should play Penta Recurve Bow Rush. 5 recurve bows gives you 75 damage on hit and 75% attack speed for 3500 gold. This is not gold-efficient on auto attackers who need high AD, but it is hyper-efficient on Teemo, Kayle, Twitch, TF, Kog'Maw, Gwen, etc. Boots are allowed, but you cannot upgrade the recurve bows into full items until you have 5 of them. Any champion is allowed, but AP auto-attackers are recommended.
Dear Bob, you should play Ghost Gank Lillia, I heard it's good.
This strategy consists of playing Lillia top, not fight your laner opponent and perma push your lane, so you get to sit on the bushes and cast your E through the river, ghost ganking your midlane or botlane! I recommend some haste like torchfire and horizon focus so you get to spam E and R.
With this strategy, you and your allies are going to be well fed, and you will warm the hearts of your teammates with your kind non-stoping help!
The fact that the first thing this man did after getting divorced was make a video for us just really shows his dedication. I hope this was the distraction that you needed in this difficult time and I hope I’m still respecting your privacy. I don’t mean to remind you of it I’m just proud to be your subscriber. Just remember, it’s always darkest just before the dawn and there’s better days ahead! We love you bob ❤
29:18 me every game
DEAR BOB TANK QIYANA WHENEVER U CAN.
Dear Bob, i think you should try playing the scariest duo in League of Legends - The Nocturne Jungle & Fiddlesticks Middle Duo.
The strategy is simple; all you need to do is survive until you both unlock ultimates and realize nocturne Ultimate removes all vision for every enemy and only way to prevent this blindness is by buying spellshield.
Now, which champions passive loves when enemy can't see you? Fiddlesticks!
Nocturne ultimate + Fiddlesticks ultimate = never lose a teamfight again.
Thank you for your time.
Best regards.
Dear Bob,
You should play riven while playing a nightcore playlist. Good suggestions include every Boxbox nightcore playlist. Every time the beat drops, you must attempt to make a montage worthy play.
Dear Bob, you should let Chat GPT draft you a fool proof build and play it to the exact degree that it specifies. With AI becoming smarter than humans it’s a fool proof plan.
Playing Yoric
"I wonder if we can get all the platings"
Welcome to Yorick
Dear Bob, you should play "Big Boy Pyke", you just build max health items on Pyke, since Pyke is a big boy lane doesn't matter, play fill
Dear Bob, you should play THE Bear PROTECTOR, AD annie mid, Tibbers definitely deals AD damage i triple checked, I hear it's a really good strategy. You know what you should build.
Hey Bob,
did you know that in terms of hp scaling and hp healing builds, Briar is the most compatible champion for humans? Not only are they in the bruiser group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Briars are an average of healing tanks and AD assassins, this means they’re large enough to be able handle ADC auto attacks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to insane life steal, you can be rough with any play. Due to their mostly bleed based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that a fed Briar would be incredibly strong, so strong that you could easily have plays with one for hours without getting bored. They can also buy the items Heartsteal, Black Cleaver, Spirits Visage, BORK, and Titanic Hydra, along with not having HP regen for adrenaline, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Blood Frenzy and Chilling Scream, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough Healing. No other champions comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Briar recall. Briar is literally built for Bob. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Life Steal means it can take damage all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Dear Bob. Love this series. I haven't played league in a while but it's fun to play vicariously through you.
9:38 that Alistar flash + Locket was insane
Dear Bob, you should play Smite Elise Top.
Play Elise in the top lane. Take Aery, Manaflow, Transcendence, Gathering Storm, PoM, Cut Down and one of your summoner spells should be Smite. Build Luden's first for mana and poke, followed by your choice of full AP items. I personally recommend Shadowflame, Cryptbloom, Rabadon's and a defensive AP item like Zhonya's or Banshee. This plays just like normal Elise where the aim is to stack waves and dive the enemy under turret, but with one exception...
After the 20 minute mark, purchasing the jungle pet (which you are able to do since you took Smite) no longer gives you any penalties when killing lane creeps, but still gives you the increased EXP when taking a jungle camp. Look to sidelane with Elise spider W one-shotting towers, and take jungle camps in-between minion waves to generate a massive EXP lead over everyone else in the lobby. You will rarely be able to complete the jungle pet but you should aim to get at least 20 treats to unlock combat smite, otherwise the massive EXP lead you will have is more than worth the 450g investment.
Dear Bob, you should play Yorick in the Jungle role, with this strategy you can solo baron every game at 20 mins. I've heard it's good.
seeing maiden go on cd during a teamfight is probably among the top 10 most tragic moments in 2024 media
Dear Bobert. I've heard that attack speed Lillia is the new meta in the mega servers. (It came to me in a dream.)
Sylas got mad over his teammates doing the correct macro play, it's okay though, Riot will give us another Lux skin next patch.
Dear bob. I heard that after this video got uploaded, maiden started going to the gym and working out. The build is Yorrick, first item heartsteel into overlords bloodmail (other items are up to you but must be HP and AD). Surely nothing could go wrong! Infinite stacking hp cuz heartsteel making ur wife super tanky smile
Dear Bob, the Lore accurate lethality crit Omega Squad Teemo is waiting for You. You should Play as lethality teemo with PTA or dark harvest since your Q is an AA reset, you can invisibility and assassinate adc, then kill them again during their way from the base ! The build would be a mix of lethality and crit depending on the enemy comp, but please go as much as lethality as you can as teemo crit only is NOT omega squad accurate.
Start with essence reaver and go as you’d like.
Dear Bob, you should play Maximus Jaximus. It's a strategy that solves Jax' only problem: He scales with every stat in the game, except with Max HP! So for this build, we'll only build Items that scale with Max HP or Bonus HP. These include Heartsteel, Warmog's Armor, Riftmaker, Overlord's Bloodmail, Titanic Hydra, Unending Despair, Sunfire Aegis, Hollow Radiance, Abyssal Mask and Hullbreaker. Of course, a true Maximus Jaximus still needs acceptable footwear, so boots will not fall under this rule, you're free to build whichever pair you wish.
For runes, of course, Grasp of the Undying is perfectly viable, but since this build will make you fight for long times, Conqueror is absolutely fine, too. If the enemy is very slippery, you may also take Phase Rush, a true Maximus Jaximus should be able to utilize any Rune to be the best at what they do!
And so are you, Bob! I wish you the best in all the ventures that are yet to come for you!
Your editing keeps getting better and better. Good job brother
Gotta admit, that second game with that annoying Yone was maybe the most satisfying win I've seen in a while
"Unfortunately my wife died so I can't divorce her" that sounds so wrong without context lol.
Dear Bob,
To remember the good old days of League of Legends, you should do an homage to Instalok, by playing a random song of theirs on youtube ahead of the game, and play whatever they are singing about in their song.
Dear Bob, you should play apc nuke zigs where you duo with a tank supp to lock down enemy botlane. Problem with mid is that u can’t gain ultra value from your damage ultra value with two people. No defense allowed full ap
Dear Bob, you should play jungle Yorick where you solo baron every time it is up. The build is Trinity Force into phantom dancer for extra fast ghoul hits. I heard it’s fun
Dear Bob, you should play tank Karma top. The purpose of the build is too take constant trade when grasp is up while taking minimal damage with your shield and the healing from your W. In this build you rush magligence, than Frozen Heart, Iceborn Gauntlet and Spirit Visage. This build will allow you to outpoke and outsustain your lane opponent.
Dear Bob, I think that you should play AP tahm kench. He has very high scalings on all moves, and his ultimate ability can do over 90% max health magic damage. The build I would recommend is
Riftmakers > Sorcerer's Shoes > Liandry's > Stormsurge > Rabadon's Deathcap > Void staff
Dear Bob, I've heard that all my totally not inting teamates use this strategy in my ranked games!
Before every game use a random number generator to pick your main role and second role for that match. Also do the same for deciding the champ (if you don't own the champ, buy it).
The build, runes and summoner spells are all up to you! This is going to be fun :)
Dear bob, you should try the strategy of the mosquito smolder, the whole point is to take the smolder to the topline with grasp, collect the garthsteel and stack and distract the enemies all game, you will be killed long enough to give your allies enough time to take the objects
Dear Bob,
You should play Chat GPT, also known as Chat GangPlankT. At the beginning of each game, ask ChatGPT for an original Gangplank build and runes. May the force of seafaring be with you.
Dear Bob,
You should do ‘wave clear Lux’. Sit back and ult every wave. Maximize on aoe damage and cd. Be the ultimate non-engager and kill every wave before they even hit your towers. If the enemies have no minions, they can never push, and can never win.
Bonus for having 0 deaths.
the editing on this one is so good, great job
Bro going through wives like he's Henry VIII
Dear Bob, you should play Kamikaze Tristana. You go Hail of blades and build Collector Into Navori for resets into Infinity or Lord Dom. You just jump in and oneshot everyone. I climbed with it myself from Bronze to Plat in 1 Season haha
Dear Bob, I have a build you should play called "Fiddle diddle who's to tickle."
The idea is to play Fiddlestick and get as many tickles as possible, which means, hide in bushes to catch the enemy off-guard, flash scares the enemy from behind the wall.
BUT
You must only build items that looks objectively scary to you and one other person have to agree that it looks scary.
Dear Bob, you shouold play support Evelynn, where when you turn level 6, you embrace your demon lore, haunting summoners rift with your passive and abilities.
Dear Bob, as the season changed you should play with the new victorious sona skin. This stradegy requires you to go full ap support build, buying items like lich bane,rabadons and abuse oneshoting the enemy adc while flexing on your teammates and enemies that you made it too plat and you deserve to have this skin. Also you should check up on your grandma, how is she doing?
Dear Bob, you should play full lethality jungle pantheon. You build profane hydra and yuomoo's ghostblade. Then you farm until level 6 and then use your ult to oneshot people on lane. It is a fun strategy and it works really well
Dear Bob, you should play green Kayn, as in adopting in both red and blue play style and goes for NO form. By doing this, it prevents the enemy from knowing what you are going into, thus baiting them into building the wrong items. This mind breaking strategy will 100% guarantee the win since Kayn already have insane base stats.
Dear Bob, you should play tsunami nami. Go full ap nami support and roam as much as you can. Your ult will oneshot everyone.
Good Morning Bob! I speak for the whole community when I say we are so excited to see you climb! My suggestion for that is BRUISER AKALI! Heartsteel into Titanic Hydra into Steraks. Trust me Bob this build can get you all the way to challenger!
Dear Bob, you should play indestructible Yuumi, and build items such as: Warmog's, Heartsteel, Spirit Visage and Thornmail. The Enemy will surely be flabbergasted, Good luck!
Dear Bob, you should play Heist Ivern Support. You go Ivern support with smite and constantly roam into the enemy jungle to steal camps and make the enemy jungler want to quit the game.
Dear Bob, yoy should try support Volibear. Volibear is a champion that likes extended fights because of his shields and heal from W. So you can build support items to make you heal even more and regen more mana to use more skills
That Sylas on the last game holyshiet ✋😭 a disease that cannot be cured
Dear Bob, you should play Thebausffs Sion. Where you go for "good deaths", and prioritizing cs over everything. Also you go AD Sion only.
"Bob's Son" must avenge his father in the 2025 season when Bob doesn't reach Masters.
Dear Bob, play sett one punch full crit build so you can say "I brought fists in a knife fight and I feel bad for the knife".
Dear bob, you should play rebel garen. Garen doesn't like damacia anymore. Everytime garen screams damacia you gotta end your suffering.
Dear Bob, you should play support Quinn, where you want to rush the symbiotic boots and yommu's into full lethality to become an assassin support roaming the entire map. This strategy will prevent you from losing cause of bad teammates, you'll win their lanes for them!
The goal: Divorce wife and leave her for the streets
Pianta: "I'm so proud of my strong independent wife"