Victoria's Secret Can Cover Your Business - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Two Victoria's Secret salespeople (Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson) are surprised when an older woman (Maya Rudolph), with her nephew (Kenan Thompson) in tow, looks for a garment that will cover her "business." [Season 29, 2004]
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"I'm gonna go to the Apple store."
"Damon, we got apples at home."
That was hilarious and no one laughed!
@@loris466 it was 2004 apple wasn't what it is today
No iphone then maybe
Poor poor Damon.
apples at home:
"Goes through your jungle book and out your biscuits."😂😂😂 love Maya Rudolph!
My favorite comment 🤣🤣
so hilarious but I agree with her lol I don't want that thing creeping up in my downstairs
I love how Kenan was trying so hard not to laugh
rtth
gttidd
That's literally always Kenan. He cant hold a straight face to save his life
@@aguilarailene4114 what was the point of that? Unless you butt-commented by accident
He got Maya to crack a bit though when he said her size was "big and square"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is Maya killing this so much? She's so great.
maya is the best
She"s amazing and has range; she can :act frumpy to a convincing Beyonce;, to an avant-guard Warholesque artiste; she can really sing too
It's Maya Rudolph, that's why
"open up them Golden Gates"🎶😂😂😂
That killed me too lmao
I don't have secrets... Victoria does!😂🤣
Mihika Tripathi that was good
My name is Victoria. ☹
Nothing
Ivy Greenwood my name is Victoria...
Mihika Tripathi Victoria really did
I love the end where the old auntie's self-confidence rubbed off on that young woman and she found the courage to push back against her boss' sexual harassment.
it was a coworker though
Sexual harassment either way
@Jasmine Taylor
How do you figure?
(Insert offensive meme here)
I dont like how the old woman sexually harassed the male worker by flashing him.
"....aim that scan gun thing right under my house coat.....but baby shoot that lazer beam away from my business....I don't want it to get all fried up." Just died from hearing that.
"my hot-dog warmer"
Wow Jessica and Nick?! I didn’t realize Keenan had been on here for that long
Me either. I'm trying to figure out the dates
16 seasons now I think!
This was during his first season- 2003-2004
@@sunnymoondog it says the date in the description
2004 wow.
Oh god Maya Rudolph deserves a freaking trophy for this 😂
hotdog warmer!!!! looooooooooooooool
i lost it there ;D
Right 😂😂😂
faiza haider so laughing out out out out out out our out our out out out out out out out out out out out loud
rendy alvin me too 😂😂😂
I lost it. Nearly fell off the bed laughing. After sleepover function. After hotdog warmer 😂😂😂😂
Maya Rudoloh is a comedic genius.
The characters she creates are so spot on, but original.
Her nuances, and fake accents are priceless!
Nah we got apples at the house! 😂😂
Apples at home:
@@Appachoppa112 yeah I guess A House Is Not a Home.. but my question is can you have home FRIES 🍟 in a crack HOUSE 🏠 ??? HMMMMMM??
“i don’t have any secrets, victoria does”
One of my most favorite customers I ever had while working in retail hell was like this lady. I adored her. She was a hoot! I would be having the most miserable day. One full of "karens" , "Larrys" and coworker "Kevins." And she would shuffle in and god she made that job great. Ms.Alex wherever you are, I hope you're still ripping open those packs of depends to look at their sizes, and telling those same dirty old lady stories and jokes from you're "young thing" days.
What are “Larrys” and “Kevins”?
@@cameronbooker7741 Male version of Karens
Allyoop...allyoop...allyoop and binga. Now these is cool. These here cover up my woodchuck. 😂
😂😂😂
Maya Rudolph is FLAWLESS
open up that gooolden gaaate
There wasn’t NEARLY enough laughter from the audience.
There wasn’t nearly enough comedy from the performers! 😂
there was nothing to laugh at
there never is on the good sketches. Makes u wonder why those people even attend the live recordings...Don't go if you don't have a sense of humor u know? 😑
It was only funny when Maya and Kenan were performing.
"From the Getga" I love this. The way she said "so somebody don't snatch me" just warms my heart.
Maya is a goddess
A funny goddess!
That's blasphemous yo. No offense to u guys but don't call anyone a goddess. Were all human beings.
There's no such things as goddesses or plural of God
There's only one God and that's the creator who gave life to every living thing.
And that Creator that gave you your speech still allows you to be healthy and safe even though you blasphemed against The almighty.
FYI God is not a man or woman, has no parents or kids
Was never born and will never die, time does not Consume Him (him: lack of more respectable pronoun in English)
2 years &
shut the fuck up
Maya Rudolph is very talented and also gorgeous. If I were Kenan I would have passed getting that close to her legs. Whew!
She's a true talent.
You stay here in case someone tries to snatch me! 😂
😆🤣😂😹
I work at Victoria's Secret, sad thing is we see customers who are actually like this! Trying on underwear without a liner, taking their clothes off on the salesfloor for a bra fitting, some people seriously have no shame.
.and that thing, THAT thing will blow your mind
What thing? I want to know?
I've worked retail... this is pretty accurate...
😂😂😂
It’s completely accurate lol
As someone who never worked retail (but obviously shops retail), that's terrifying...
I love how you can see Kenan crack a smile especially when he helps out. pretty funny skit.
specially because is so rare! he is a total pro ;)
Jessica stuck her head all up in Maya's "bidness" at the end!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Phil, don't try to get all up in my moosey goosey."
🎵 _Open up dem gooolden gates_ 🎵
Maya is hilarious “I dont have any secrets Victoria does” 😂🤣😂🤣
“Open up them golden gates!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant! This sketch is BRILLIANT BLOODY BRILLIANT!
hotdog warmer 😂😂
cool
"Is that the kind that goes ova ya jungle book and through ya biscuits.?"...ya
No thank you....😂😂😂😂
I'm dying laughing 😂🤣🤣🤣 Mya Rudolph is💯💯💯
Over your Jungle Book and out through your biscuits. 😂😂😂😂
phil don't try to get in my mossygossy
+Ash Fel MooseyGoosey*
😂😂😂 Not a sleepover function! All of this was just too funny. So love her!
"Jungle Book" bahahaha 😂😂😂 i have found my new favorite word for the 🐱
She called it a “house coat”- omg I had a 100-year-old lady call it that. 🤣
That some ol southern ish!
Love her!
It IS a house coat!!! 🤣 my granny used to wear those! They snap up the whole front!!!🤣
“‘alley oop, Alley oop, alley oop” 🤣🤣🤣
Man, Jessica really held it together here, I'm impressed
“Don’t try to get up in my moosey goosey” *SPEECH 100*
Imagine this happening at your local Victoria’s Secret
hot dog warmer...🤣🤣🤣 I don't have any secrets, Victoria does...🤣🤣🤣🤣❤
Honestly one of the best skits they’ve ever done 😂😂
Take a hike Phil! This trail ain't for moose knuckles like you!
I dunno how she kept a straight face, Maya just kept on going 😂😂😂
“My hot dog warmer” got me.
The mall entrance in the intro is Roosevelt Field Mall in Long Island NY before 1999 renovations!
Miss Customer thought it looked familiar @ 1st i said kings plaza mall in b.k.
Lmao that was fantastic..😂😂😂
Open up those golden gates...😂😂😂
3:19 the “alley-oops” part omg 😂😂
I died when she said hot dog warmer!
"Is that the kind that goes ova ya Jungle Book and up out through ya biscuits?"..... 😂😂😂😂 Maya Rudolf is hilarious! 😂
I appreciate how comfortably and unironically Simpson says "panties." Not everyone has the optimitic sweetness to do so.
when jessica almost falls going up her dress lol
“Open up them golden Gates” I’m dead laughing
How did they keep a straight face. Maya your a legend
Maya Rudolph is such a treasure. God bless her.
Maya is hilarious in everything she does! 😂
My sugar bowl. Lol that’s a reference to slang used in old blues music, but I’m sure maya knows that cuz her mother was a famous singer.
Maya Rudolph is a treasure!
*Okay "My HotDog 🌭 Warmer" was the only one that got me really hard😂🤣😂
maya rudolph is amazing at everything she does. i don't know how she doesn't break more often.
Maya Rudolph is hilarious!!! 😂
Maya is incredible! I have no idea how she kept it together. I was rolling! 🤣
With so many choices, I do love that she went with my moosey goosey at the end
GODBLESS You Ms.Simpson
I lost it at "hotdog warmer." Hahaha!!
"Her size is big and square"😂😂😂
Ma hotdog warmer XD KILLED me
1.) This doesn’t have nearly the amount of views it deserves.
2.) Kenan was 26 here!
3.) I think I know my next Halloween costume 😄
THAT THING'LL BLOW YOUR MIND
"I don't have any secrets,Victoria does"😂
I always thought Jessica Simpson and Brittany Spears were sisters lol
Nope. Jessica's sister was the one who blew her SNL live music performance with her "hoe down".
They have a lot in common, though.
baaahahahaha hotdog warmer! Crack up lol
"pocket book"
That's something my Granny would say.
Jessica Simpson was surprisingly very good in this sketch
ooooh my sweet nephew gonna pay for my drawers . somebody ton get a present today
She said pretsel.
Old me
Pretzel
Pretzel
Lol hot dog warmer
"Open up those golden gates! " LMAO
Watching Keenan trying not to break just makes this even funnier!
Maya Rudolph is so DAMN good.
“My hot dog warmer” IM SCREAMING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
don't try to get up on my mossy , goose !! LOL!!🤣
''My hot dog warmer!'' Oh, that got me! This was much funnier than i expected it to be...
Damn, Jessica is the perfect saleswoman though. Like, no judgment for the customar, just helping her out best as she can.
hahaha hot dog warmer😂😂😂😂
“We got Apples at home”
So this is the video where the meme was born in
🎶Open up them golden gates🎶
Jessica such a cutie in this
Miss Rudolph is such a gem of the good ol days.
Open up dem golden gates got me cryin 🤣 man she’s so damn good.
“Thanks Phil”
“Yes Phil”
“Do these drawers cover up my business”
Jessica was adorable in this skit
"Young woman...I have but one question" hahaha died.
Wow its nick and Jessica(chicken of the sea)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
🎶🎶🎶open up those golden gates🎵🎶😂😂
Granny deserves an oscar..
I didn’t realize Keenan has been on SNL that long. He’s funny!
Kenan has been on the show, as a regular, since 2003.
This is credited to my crack youtube-wikipedia research.
Man Keenan has been on SNL forever
“Open up them golden gates” lmaoooooo