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  • @aidansaylche
    @aidansaylche  5 лет назад +393

    Buckle Up.
    Highlights Timestamps:
    00:00 - Intro
    01:30 - Michael's Desk vs. Sledgehammer
    02:58 - Jeremy & Geoff were shithead kids
    07:36 - Dave Bautista
    08:05 - Taco Bell
    08:12 - Alopecia Alfredo / Jeremy goes to RTX / Lonely Matt
    19:38 - Almost Tweeting Your Own Genitalia
    23:23 - No More Breakfast
    25:50 - The Cast are Drunk / Shirtless Pictures
    33:56 - A Reason for 4 kids
    39:01 - Outro
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    Full Episode Timestamps:
    00:04 - Intro
    13:47 - Michael's Desk vs. Sledgehammer
    45:40 - Jeremy & Geoff were shithead kids
    01:08:02 - Dave Bautista
    01:15:33 - Taco Bell
    01:16:19 / 01:18:34 - Alopecia Alfredo / Jeremy goes to RTX / Lonely Matt
    01:30:52 - Almost Tweeting Your Own Genitalia
    01:44:55 - No More Breakfast
    01:50:03 - The Cast are Drunk / Shirtless Pictures
    02:01:03 - A Reason for 4 kids
    02:07:55 - Outro

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 5 лет назад +9

      This went off the rails FAST.

    • @jenleon160
      @jenleon160 5 лет назад

      Nealon Miller ahh the power of alcohol

    • @jayfuri5835
      @jayfuri5835 5 лет назад +6

      21:04 “FUCK THAT’S A HEAVY DICK”

    • @edpz682
      @edpz682 5 лет назад

      Thank you

    • @joeyflonnes9829
      @joeyflonnes9829 4 года назад

      You're a damn saint

  • @N7Beowulf
    @N7Beowulf 5 лет назад +616

    I honestly think the reason why Geoff wasn't laughing as much when the drunken arguments were breaking out was because it just clicked in his mind. "Oh god, was I like this?"

  • @CraigVisnovec
    @CraigVisnovec 5 лет назад +202

    In complete honesty, listening to these highlights and building LEGOs at the same time is beautiful therapy.

    • @myahitt1247
      @myahitt1247 3 года назад +2

      That’s it I’m going to target and buying a Lego set for my damn self because it’ll make me happy

  • @P1K3L
    @P1K3L 5 лет назад +661

    They should turn the breakfast argument into an rtaa.

    • @bryerlemke2164
      @bryerlemke2164 5 лет назад +11

      I have no doubt that it will. My fuckin sides hurt

    • @TheOneTrueErica
      @TheOneTrueErica 5 лет назад +6

      I would also nominate Lindsay and Michael's 4th baby argument

    • @billstone8468
      @billstone8468 5 лет назад

      @@TheOneTrueErica rtaa Iris and Luna

    • @isaiasvasquez4738
      @isaiasvasquez4738 4 года назад +2

      I think they should turn the auto immune deficiency s word into an animated short

  • @captainteeko4579
    @captainteeko4579 5 лет назад +255

    I love that their parents watch them
    JEREMY AND MATT WERENT BEST FRIENDS?????

  • @raycastro4092
    @raycastro4092 5 лет назад +225

    This podcast was so fucking good in its entirety. I don’t think I’ve laughed as hard on any Off Topic episode in a while.
    I am sad that Geoff’s Devil May Cry ad read didn’t make the highlights because that was something else. Such a great podcast.

    • @isaiasvasquez4738
      @isaiasvasquez4738 5 лет назад +4

      Ray Castro then ray returned to make a contender for funniest

  • @mspeanutbutterpie
    @mspeanutbutterpie 5 лет назад +322

    Geoff's face after Fredo said his prep was lube was a Mood

    • @Newby1
      @Newby1 5 лет назад +13

      I loved his reaction to Michael's "And Fuck." during Jeremy's story.

  • @Roguekriger
    @Roguekriger 5 лет назад +70

    You really see the Jersey come out of Michael when he's arguing about breakfast. You also really see the Boston come out of Jeremy when he says he was happy to meet Jack.

  • @Nmille98
    @Nmille98 5 лет назад +204

    "Is he going somewhere with this?"

    • @cwp2175
      @cwp2175 5 лет назад +8

      AH Motto

  • @jasonrivas4063
    @jasonrivas4063 5 лет назад +609

    My god drunk Jack might be my favorite drunk Achievement Hunter.

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 5 лет назад +46

      He's just so DONE with everyone's shit...

    • @coolfrymaster
      @coolfrymaster 5 лет назад +41

      Geoff was probably mine but its for the best he doesnt touch alcohol again

    • @kyledoeztatuz4802
      @kyledoeztatuz4802 5 лет назад +15

      He really chanelled his inner Alex Jones this episode.

    • @jbfarley
      @jbfarley 5 лет назад +2

      @@SleepySnaiI dumbass, that's not true at all

    • @tomferguson4142
      @tomferguson4142 5 лет назад +12

      @@SleepySnaiI Geoff was suffering really bad from alcoholism

  • @atay5466
    @atay5466 5 лет назад +51

    23:39 DAD AND OLDEST SON ARE ARGUING IN FRONT OF THE GRANDATHER, with the two youngest sons huddling in fear.

  • @Mizzriah
    @Mizzriah 5 лет назад +26

    13:24 “I’m such a big fan of AxialMatt” Michael’s face is great.

  • @alicerosekirkland5469
    @alicerosekirkland5469 5 лет назад +280

    Lindsey is not the only person to have the rollercoaster logic. My friend's ex wanted four kids for the same reason.

    • @nickenglehart6469
      @nickenglehart6469 5 лет назад +21

      Well there is actually a reason to this. After birth the females brain releases a chemical essentially forgeting the entire pregnancy and birth as well as high levels of dopeamine making them want to have more kids. Even if the woman for the longest time wanted no kids but then decided to then have one it will still happen.

    • @Wildcard-Jack-47
      @Wildcard-Jack-47 4 года назад +3

      Nick Englehart so another reason why your brain is always trying to ruin you/itself

    • @idiosyncrasies6769
      @idiosyncrasies6769 4 года назад +9

      As a third child, I can confirm. I sat alone on a rollercoaster and felt lonely the entire time while my two older siblings had fun in the front row.

  • @lv.2073
    @lv.2073 5 лет назад +111

    38:42
    To be fair, who else thought the *exact* same thing when they heard the words “Child Swap”?

    • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
      @generictimestamperstupendi9021 5 лет назад +12

      Alfredo looked like one of them
      38:23 "childswap"
      *Alfredo perks his head up and tilts it, squinting his eyes*

  • @JustSomeDamnGinger
    @JustSomeDamnGinger 5 лет назад +45

    I love drunk Jeremy. I think it's mostly because we're basically the same kind of drunk. The endless story is something I do to my friends all the time.

  • @kellymartin2603
    @kellymartin2603 5 лет назад +71

    If you have four kids you need a six seater car. With three, you can used any regular five seater. If you're worried about them being alone on a roller coaster, take a grandparent or aunt/uncle. Or- go with another family that has an uneven amount of kids, or a single parent with two kids.

    • @Joyfk
      @Joyfk 5 лет назад +1

      Or have them all bring friends

  • @jarrottlande1250
    @jarrottlande1250 5 лет назад +43

    I wish Alfredo would just stand up and yell “I HATE IT WHEN MOM AND DAD FIGHT”

  • @Funnywargamesman
    @Funnywargamesman 5 лет назад +151

    40 minutes of highlights?! This is an April Fools joke I can get behind.

    • @alienfac32
      @alienfac32 5 лет назад +10

      that whole episode was a highlight..

  • @jordan999fire
    @jordan999fire 4 года назад +20

    Jack: They never called it 4
    Me: It literally has "IV" on the cover

  • @Kitty-kg4qm
    @Kitty-kg4qm 5 лет назад +11

    8:19 Jack and Alfredo's surprise at the camera pointing at the back of his head

  • @davidmuller9412
    @davidmuller9412 5 лет назад +55

    I watched the whole thing yesterday, honestly have never laughed so much watching these guys before XD

    • @risarugaming1648
      @risarugaming1648 5 лет назад

      I live in a dorm and listen to podcasts to help me sleep, so I was literally choking trying not to laugh and wake my roommate

    • @P1K3L
      @P1K3L 5 лет назад

      I watched it, and I laughed my ass off the whole time.

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 5 лет назад +159

    Is Lindsey roller coaster argument gonna be up there with 3 coins and triangles in the pantheon of AH arguments?

    • @ziggystardust8431
      @ziggystardust8431 5 лет назад +8

      Don't forget the Cereal Defense

    • @studio9131
      @studio9131 4 года назад +7

      But if you flip a coin 3 times...... *Argument insues*

    • @MexicAnime
      @MexicAnime 4 года назад

      But if you shoot down a hill......

  • @michaelporter2564
    @michaelporter2564 5 лет назад +16

    40 min of highlights means top 3 in greatest podcasts ever

  • @matthewmalbrough2632
    @matthewmalbrough2632 5 лет назад +18

    Drunk Jeremy completely derails everything he’s in

  • @markbaltazar6916
    @markbaltazar6916 5 лет назад +17

    Millie is losing her shit when she heard Geoff's story about taking stuff out of his teacher's purse.

  • @VictiniStar101
    @VictiniStar101 5 лет назад +47

    God damn this was such a good podcast

  • @reventheeuclid6289
    @reventheeuclid6289 5 лет назад +137

    Poor matt brag. AH's punching bag.

    • @BigBoi237
      @BigBoi237 5 лет назад +6

      He deserves it.

    • @jensen.2664
      @jensen.2664 5 лет назад +31

      don't you mean ah's punching bragg

    • @PeefRimgarGames
      @PeefRimgarGames 5 лет назад +12

      @@jensen.2664 AH's punching brank

    • @chiip90
      @chiip90 5 лет назад

      its better than my job....

    • @Doodthedood
      @Doodthedood 4 года назад

      I accepts it so well. I would honestly apply for that job.

  • @CutterHistorical
    @CutterHistorical 5 лет назад +15

    28:50 Jeremy called it!!!!!!!!

  • @Jackhintze06
    @Jackhintze06 5 лет назад +9

    “You think I’m made of breakfast?”

  • @Kitty-kg4qm
    @Kitty-kg4qm 4 года назад +8

    28:55 perfect comedy

  • @solace669
    @solace669 5 лет назад +10

    This is the second best off topic ever. The best is 139 by a narrow margin.

  • @hollipop1988
    @hollipop1988 5 лет назад +21

    If this is off topic live, i can't wait for RTX 2019

  • @editronvods
    @editronvods 5 лет назад +18

    This podcast 😂 this was something else...

  • @mrjamiehalo99
    @mrjamiehalo99 5 лет назад +33

    the thumbnail is me on my 5th shot

  • @sadmageboi472
    @sadmageboi472 5 лет назад +11

    drunk fredo is a blessing

  • @neoizileth2832
    @neoizileth2832 5 лет назад +23

    This was the funniest podcast ever

  • @Scp9992hd
    @Scp9992hd 4 года назад +3

    I zoned out completely after the breakfast fight

  • @Bonewalker1127
    @Bonewalker1127 4 года назад +3

    This was really one of the best episodes of off topic. xD

  • @PhoeniksStorm
    @PhoeniksStorm 4 года назад +2

    This is by far the best off topic podcast
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    In my opinion

  • @EvilOdysseus
    @EvilOdysseus 5 лет назад +72

    What was Drax The Destroyer doing in the AH office?

    • @N7Beowulf
      @N7Beowulf 5 лет назад +8

      Chances are one of his kids enjoys AH or maybe he's a fan himself.

    • @GAMBANJUJJJ
      @GAMBANJUJJJ 5 лет назад +5

      promoting his movie Stuber

    • @kirby-rh5js
      @kirby-rh5js 5 лет назад +24

      He’s in this podcast too he’s just standing perfectly still

  • @johndotcue
    @johndotcue 4 года назад +4

    As a guy that stopped drinking who still hangs out with people who get drunk, I feel for Geoff.

  • @glowingterror6909
    @glowingterror6909 4 года назад +5

    *JACK WANTS THAT FUCKING BREAKFAST*

  • @KweenOrion
    @KweenOrion 5 лет назад +18

    27:12 it'd be weird for me to announce that Kat was pregnant, right?

  • @InfinitePain_VODs
    @InfinitePain_VODs 4 года назад +4

    The fact that they're as drunk as they are at the 10 minute mark of this video, not even half way through, just tells me they had a rough night that night

  • @kyliemcgee2398
    @kyliemcgee2398 5 лет назад +17

    I've learned that Jack just wants everyone to be gay

  • @KohtaDon
    @KohtaDon 4 года назад +4

    Jeremy's drunk slur is so funny.

  • @patinthesnow752
    @patinthesnow752 5 лет назад +3

    This might be my favorite off topic podcast ever!!

  • @Jolamprex
    @Jolamprex 5 лет назад +26

    @9:25 How people with actual baldness feel about Jeremy.

    • @jbfarley
      @jbfarley 5 лет назад +5

      His bald spot was not tiny, it was actually pretty noticeable for a couple years

  • @andrescaballero1825
    @andrescaballero1825 5 лет назад +8

    People broke down that day

  • @P1K3L
    @P1K3L 5 лет назад +6

    I fucking loved this episode.

  • @Hydrolion1998
    @Hydrolion1998 5 лет назад +5

    I'm surprise this wasn't the whole podcast re-uploaded again lol

  • @kuromaru5344
    @kuromaru5344 5 лет назад +40

    They're so drunk

  • @comradeshadles4967
    @comradeshadles4967 5 лет назад +4

    I have no clue what just happened and I love it

  • @CutterHistorical
    @CutterHistorical 5 лет назад +5

    4:02 Millie sighting!!!

  • @Enderborn272
    @Enderborn272 5 лет назад +3

    AH must be an HR nightmare

  • @Roguekriger
    @Roguekriger 5 лет назад +19

    They are a perfect metaphor for how it feels to have ADD/ADHD in school

  • @danisson9432
    @danisson9432 5 лет назад +2

    28:50 Jack: Is that the miz??

  • @PhoenixChaser1120
    @PhoenixChaser1120 5 лет назад +2

    In Matt's defense on the whole 2 hour thing, he's from South Carolina. That's what we fucking do down here. If you're gonna catch up with people, clear you're next six hours cause your fucking buckling in. South Carolina is the state where we pour some iced tea, sit down on the patio, and go over every minor thing that's on our minds at the time.

  • @CaptainPatches069
    @CaptainPatches069 5 лет назад

    Poor Alfredo. He had to see Michael and Jack argue lol

  • @EmSwaff2
    @EmSwaff2 5 лет назад +3

    They could make sooooo many RTAA's out of this podcast.

  • @MexicAnime
    @MexicAnime 5 лет назад +1

    The roller coaster story's should be their own rtaa/ah animated.

  • @beeeennnnnnn
    @beeeennnnnnn 5 лет назад +4

    jesus how smashed were they during this lmfao

  • @CrescentKay
    @CrescentKay 5 лет назад

    This is by far the best off topic they did, especially if you watch the post show.

  • @hankanderson8633
    @hankanderson8633 4 года назад

    The breakfast part- I love you broadcast

  • @RetroKidReviews
    @RetroKidReviews 5 лет назад +2

    23:30 best shit ever in the podcast

  • @willnelson9906
    @willnelson9906 4 года назад +3

    And you know what, kofi Kingston did in fact win the wwe championship

  • @Ferno0099
    @Ferno0099 5 лет назад +21

    When Michael said Lindsey wanted four kid I thought about me and my 3 brothers

  • @TriviumSouljah2009
    @TriviumSouljah2009 5 лет назад +7

    Was that the flash at 7:30

  • @sonofhellboy93
    @sonofhellboy93 5 лет назад +1

    how to get kicked out of the libary laugh uncontrollably to micheal and jack fighting while alfrado and jeremy are crying fucking in hystarics

  • @nicktaylor3956
    @nicktaylor3956 5 лет назад

    Jack Patillo - "We used to get colachies, then he had his fucking second kid and we don't get colachies anymore!"

  • @KealohaHarrison
    @KealohaHarrison 5 лет назад +7

    24:42 Inside Out (2015)

  • @sleepytimetaquito
    @sleepytimetaquito 5 лет назад +4

    Are we gonna gloss over Frado and Jeramy during the breakfast argument?

  • @villalba874
    @villalba874 5 лет назад +1

    That breakfast routine Lmao!

  • @AutumnOnFire
    @AutumnOnFire 5 лет назад +10

    #NoMoreBreakfast

  • @doradoh8263
    @doradoh8263 5 лет назад +3

    lindsay is the funniest person alive

  • @corbanlyon2140
    @corbanlyon2140 5 лет назад +5

    I do the child swap with my younger brother when he can’t ride a ride ( not give them to another family but give him to my older brother.)

  • @FiestyCheese
    @FiestyCheese 5 лет назад

    When Highlights are 40 minutes....you know shit got real

  • @quantumraptor1485
    @quantumraptor1485 5 лет назад

    This made my jaw hurt from laughing

  • @flashrun85
    @flashrun85 5 лет назад +4

    When a guy that’s like twice your age, weighs 10 pounds less than you

  • @3rza753
    @3rza753 5 лет назад

    Best episode so far

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 5 лет назад +2

    Did this happen before or after the Borderlands 3 announcement?

  • @lv.2073
    @lv.2073 5 лет назад +2

    24:30
    Thumbnail moment

  • @Able0the0fox
    @Able0the0fox 5 лет назад +2

    What a beautiful disaster

  • @TomboTheTornado
    @TomboTheTornado 5 лет назад +2

    8:13 bald cam

  • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
    @generictimestamperstupendi9021 5 лет назад +1

    This better not be 40 minutes of black screen.... Fucking April fool's day

  • @GamingBlarg
    @GamingBlarg 4 года назад +7

    My salary: /
    Breakfast: |

  • @CutterHistorical
    @CutterHistorical 5 лет назад

    aidan, did u do highlights of off topics that were not in studio similar to this one??

    • @aidansaylche
      @aidansaylche  5 лет назад +1

      Here are a bunch of them!
      #97 - Let's Play Summer Vacation 2017
      ruclips.net/video/tiEmLHQkKzU/видео.html
      #99 - RTX London 2017 w/ James Buckley
      ruclips.net/video/JLUW6qN5XDM/видео.html
      #115 - RTX Sydney 2018
      ruclips.net/video/_mvf29kMW80/видео.html
      #117 - Live in Austin 2018
      ruclips.net/video/RRSMMEhCS3w/видео.html
      #141 - RTX Austin 2018
      ruclips.net/video/Dg4b77voiFA/видео.html
      #147 - RTX London 2018
      ruclips.net/video/zn18wplAMkE/видео.html

  • @Lizabeth_Glintstone
    @Lizabeth_Glintstone 5 лет назад +3

    Wait did Michael finish school

  • @risarugaming1648
    @risarugaming1648 5 лет назад

    omg I love Michael's shirt! Did a fan make that or does anyone know?

  • @zk2005
    @zk2005 5 лет назад +1

    Is it me, or did the audio get a little shit during the argument?

  • @suchageekblog
    @suchageekblog 4 года назад +1

    28:57
    smush.

  • @Foxyman18
    @Foxyman18 5 лет назад +2

    Why doesn't Jack go to where Michael would get the breakfast? I mean I get they played this up for comedy and because alcohol....but I mean Michael didn't make breakfast...

  • @p0st_human852
    @p0st_human852 5 лет назад

    The crying jeremy in the thumpnail is horrific

  • @nonaes
    @nonaes 5 лет назад +1

    Jack you’re drunk, go home

  • @dragonswrath1890
    @dragonswrath1890 5 лет назад +1

    I really feel mad for Matt, everybody hates him

  • @NoWayDoode
    @NoWayDoode 4 года назад +3

    23:25

  • @HunterKing3200
    @HunterKing3200 4 года назад +1

    Can someone explain “auto, immune, deficiency, s word” joke?

    • @sarahcohen6628
      @sarahcohen6628 4 года назад +2

      Hunter Sturlin Auto-Immune-Deficiency, S= AIDS. Geoff was making a joke that Alfredo has AIDS (which he doesn’t)

  • @mathildeleprince5597
    @mathildeleprince5597 5 лет назад +2

    who the hell disliked this?!!?!?

  • @agiammarco94
    @agiammarco94 5 лет назад +1

    Wow Eric and Jeremy were right about Kofi winning

  • @darksphere9933
    @darksphere9933 5 лет назад

    23:25 thumbnail