Pray to God to survive and say to God that if U can survive U gonna try to pick it up again and get chased by him for the 2nd time Then God will save U if he wants
A tight sitiation you have there. Just tell him something that the duck takes long to proccess like a paradox, then AND ONLY THEN you get yo a** cheeks out of there and pray to god that it is not chasing you or is still proccessing the confusing thing you just told to the duck. Anything else that might happen after that is a you problem = )
How can i find the first 2 parts..🐤
There are 8 parts, the full videos are on my main RUclips channel @seducktive
Aww this duck is so cute
I'm your 666th like
@@angryshibe1732 I'm his 677 like and ur first like
@@wrinkletheduck 8...
"If you chase a duck, it will run"
Thanks for those wise words.
Seems like obvious info but people still manage to make that mistake lol
So true. It is my life everyday with ducks.
It’s crazy how it’s almost similar to picking up a chick.
Fr
💀💀💀
"Hello, duck. My name is Human name"
Duck: "who tf told u my name's duck?" And then waddle away.
You should've made the duck say:
Duck:I DO NOT CONSENT FOR YOU TO CALL ME DUCK
@@hoqueshahidul8772, haha that was a good one
@@lindasita2585 hmmm i agree😎
@@RootBeer832 🤝
@@lindasita2585😎 👍
1987:wow it must be cool having flying cars
2024:how to pick a duck
Bruh😂
Actually 2022
Ya right@@Lilenydragons
@@Lilenydragons yeh
@@Lilenydragons actually 2025 i will have you know btw squid game 2 is CRAZYYY
Instructions unclear ive now been holding the duck for 15 years.
that's dumb you can just put the duck on the floor 🤦
@@iamalreadyabirdsarcasm
@@iamalreadyabird r/woosh
Dont worrt he made a video for that aswell
World record
Dude: "hello duck, my name is human name"
Duck: "sounds sus already..."
I read this in Donald Duck's voice 😂😂
999 likes, im gonna change it
Very sus
Ha!!!
@@asthasingh48 same😂
"So get in front of the duck and introduce yourself"
Me: *Quack*
💀💀😂😂
did you know ducks hiss
@@NaturalLove16x7m yea I found out by experience
Beluga.
😂🤣
*(1) Duck added to your inventory.*
Four more and I can craft a pillow!
Underrated comment
*Strip the duck for its fur*
*Delete duck?* yes/no
@@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet *yes*
Instructions unclear, the duck has picked me up
are you that short-
😂😂😂😂😊
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*It appears that the duck has flown away, still carrying you*
you can tell it to put you down,I did it and it successed
No one searched for this, yet we still watched it to the end
Many times.
RUclips knows me well.
I did search this
RUclips algorithm is trash but sometimes it can be the best
Same here xD
“It’s dangerous to go alone; take this”
Got dammit old man
Thanks for the snack
@@jianbruce6774 NO
@@cookie9872 its a classic joke
How does this Work
“Congratulations, you are now holding a duck” best quote ever
Nise
New achievement unlocked:
*"Pick Up A Duck"*
That wasn't your İdea wasn't it?
In paralel universe: Tutorial how to pick up a human
I can count plus it was just a joke mf
@@aldrichtan6918 1 like and can't count?
@@terrystaxi4253 lmao 😂
838 Grizzly bear gonna need this one
This made me laugh when I saw it
😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
"The duck is succesfully added into your invetory"
Lmao
"And now going to be placed on the campfire"
Sd i die😂😂
Lmao
You are overcumbered and cannot run.
Step one: Find a duck...
He lost me there
Can you tell how to hold a snake 🐍
Where to find? 😅
@@manavtripathi-gn9nsplanet earth
@@arklemen roger but where in planet earth?
Duck really gave the bombasic side eye
“Duck has been added to inventory”
Ratio
@@dooner2 failed attempt
*equips duck on hat*
Achievement unlocked:
Quacky Explorer
@@dooner2 this isn’t tik Tok to use ratio and who even say that anymore r u stuck in 2020?
@@zoompario me✋
Hello Duck, my name is human name”
Duck: Oh hello “Human Name”
Lol
Exactly what the duck thinks 🤭
Congratulations ur duck is a father now
Hrllo my name is untitled
😏
New achievement unlocked 'You picked up a Duck'
That duck is me btw
It bit me...
A wild duck
really good tutorial with these symbols or something!
As a duck, we need more respect from humans ❤
How the fuck you wrote this Mr.Duck (Joke)
Mission unclear: duck picked me
Bro-😂🤣
Lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO
in an alternative diemension: how to pick up a human step:1 find a huma step 2 introduce your swlf hello human my name is duck name
@@antoniomiraku1761 *human *self " " thank me later.
Very good tip 10/10, I picked up a duck
Are u actually serious or no
@@sweetwater6319 yes
Then good for you..
@@justaguywhosoloshisverse3695 thank you, you should use this as this works
@Ryan Pricer slowly lower the duck until it's cheese feet have touched the ground and release the duck or just reverse the video.
My mom: “there’s nothing wrong with my child!”
Me: *Trying to learn how to pick up a duck*
its not wrong lol
@@AmazingRofa finally i found a wild idiot
**throws pokeball**
@@AmazingRofa can you finally stop?
@@cheescak lol these is funny
@@Kit_KatRoblox What did they say?
You're picking up my long-lost brother Jerral
Me - stood infront of the duck
Duck - *started walking sideways*
*EMOTIONAL DAMMAAGGGEE*
😄😄😄😄
Men... We've lost another...
Lmao 🤣 XD
IMAO XD BRO
@@levimccallum7722 yeah the same overused joke
Instructions unclear - duck picks me up
Oh no that happened to me too😢 Remember to start with small ducks (up to 2 metres) and then try with bigger ducks.
as a duck, how do I unpick up the human
@@yourlocalmagiciangirlintroduce yourself and state your intentions first
@@yourlocalmagiciangirlyeet
They should make a video for if you want a duck to pick you up
He: Hello duck, my name is human name.
🦆: What the Du*k!
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What the Duck
😂😂😂
😭😭😭😂😂😂
"My NaMe iS HumAn nAmE"
Got me rolling on the floor 😂😂
Instructions unclear, now I have a flock of ducks chasing me with pitchforks
And noodle arms 😂
Bruh💀
oh!
😂😂
@@Arverni_Ursithat gave me the rest 💀
Instructions unclear, duck is now holding me
The hell💀💀💀💀💀
Bro did the duck watch "How to pick up a human??" ☠️ ☠️
@@jznsnb5618😂😂💀😭🔫💀✌️
Bro why am I wheezing so hard at this. How can this not have blown up😭🔫💀🤣
@@I_AM_A_GIRL16it’s a copied comment from another one of the how to pick up a duck videos and it blew up there
Instructions unclear the duck ended up on my head
He’s SO FRICKING CUTE
Ngl its true
Yeah, the duck is cute
True
YH
I wanna name the duck Tom
Instructions unclear: The duck is holding me
The secret route
Sorry it lagged
*Captive*
💀💀
instructions unclear: duck is now holding me captive for ransom
Achievement unlocked :
Picked up a duck
Bro just copy pasted
@@Qwerty6253-m7w what u mean??
@@the_kirbz160 did you not see the bright yellow notification at the end of the short
@@Qwerty6253-m7w oh no I didn’t just saw it
"If you chase a duck, it will run."
-Sun Tzu
Instructions unclear: Duck has picked me up.
😂😂😂😂
Best comment yet 😂😂
How does that happen?
@@Imgenuinelyconfused It's a metaphor, they're just joking.
Try to kick him, then U can fall away from his hand and go to home
"If your behind"
"That should remind"
Damn what a rap line
Str8 barz yo
Did you rhyme that one purpose?
It was so sublime
@@Joseph_rma must be a crime to rhyme so sublime
@@cameronsaint116 I'm about to go soak my eyes in lime
juice😂
@@Joseph_rma bro you ruined the ryhme with the juice when everybody having a good time
Press "w" for chasing. Press "R" to pick up. Press "Q" for put down.
Bro was giving us a game tutorial 💀
Minecraft reference💀
Thank you it’ll help me
Press "T" to throw the duc-
@@valengott4041good advice
The bacteria that the duck has when the dude touches it:📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
Achievement unlocked: "The duck has peed on you"
BAHA-
Achievement unlocked: The duck is now a rug
@@pengu1965 GEEZ- HARSH
Achievement unlocked: "Goddamn the fried duck taste good"
@@iamhisyam4101 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
'My name is human name' that got me😂😂
Same 😂
HOW DID YOU GET SO MUCH LIKES
MY COMMENT WAS ABOUT 8 MONTHS AGO AND YOU GOT 272 LIKES IN 4 DAYS
WHAT IS SOCIETY DOING
IT WAS THE SAME
Human name? You mean I can't use my Klingon name?
😂😂😂😂
Instructions Unclear!
I am still talking to the Duck
instructions clear after talking to duck place hand firmly under duck and lift
I'm dead🤣🤣
Im still holding it?😅
Did this to my neigbors duck and it freaked out and peaked the hell out of my head thanks alot.
You being serious?
@@Pack_of_us5 hell yeah dude💀
@@Jake286plays bruh it’s a joke the vid
instructions unclear: i’m still holding the duck.
I accidentally cooked and ate it
1990 : "we have flying cars in 2024"
2024 : "how to pick up a duck "
Not this video being made in 2022
We do have flying cars though...
Lol😂
@@profull_playzye kinda annoying how they don't realize we already have flying cars
@@ZHexZHex ikr
This was made in 2022
I like how the "Duck" is wearing socks🥺
If it's not a duck then what is it? A dinosaur
@@Bianca_Low-key because only dinosaurs wear socks? 🤦🏻♀️
Cutom Nike shoes in the works.
Society duck
🤣🤣🤣
Life Reward: You picked up a duck!
How to hide your identity: "hello, my name, is human name
its funny how dis comment got 150+ likes even tho I forgot to place " on the end
The power of turning it to 200 likes
@@professionalDucklover :O (moust I ever got)
"If you ever find a duck in red socks..."
471 likes an no comments?? Let me fix that...
475 likes and 1 comment? Lemme fix that…
Haha 😆
Does anyone know why it's wearing red socks?
@@edwardgaines6561 cement is hot. His pet needs protection 😂
Instructions unclear. The duck has filed sexual assault charges against me
oh damn..
:skull:
@@mylesellis6203 bro thinks this is discord 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@Wuddahellll lol 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@Wuddahellll lol💀
@@Wuddahellll fr
Ducks can pick up other ducks now.
Instructions unclear. Duck picked me up
😅
Wth😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ik its so unclear@@sabinelinhardt-jenner441
❤
Just noticed that the duck is wearing shoes to protect its cheese feet 😂😂😂
He's got a... Druck
It should have cheese crackers strapped to its cheese feet.
"Hi my name is Human Name."
Mark Zuckerberg: *laughs in alien*
Lizard*
Wait he’s a gay
Yeah Messi too
*reptile
Me : goes infront
Duck : turns around
"Hi duck!"
"My mom taught me not to talk to strangers"
🤣🤣🤣
taught*
@@CascradeGamingbro he literally just sayed the right word
I saw the comment it's edited so maybe they fixed it? I don't know but the comment was edited@@paulinadalag4735
A duck is not a stranger
"If you're beHIND,
that should reMIND...
...you that that's wrong."
*Pure poetry.*
409 likes and no comments? lets change that.
@@TK-657 Much obliged, trooper. :)
Human: Hello Duck! My name is Human Name.
Duck: "What The Duck?"
what the duck doin
My name is human me was probably mark Zuckerberg's first words if we're being honest
Instructions unclear: I am holding duck holding me
Human: "hello duck, my name is human name and I'm going to pick you up now"
Duck: "...wait don't i get a say in this!?"
You may have schizophrenia
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
First step: Find a duck
In a duck farm. Or steal one from a park with a lake
2 STEP - LIFT THE DUCK AND KEEP IT HOME.
@@CUTECRISTAL-y2l Step three Cook it and eat it, yum
"MISSION UNCLEAR I AM BEING PECKED RELENTLESSLY"
Read that as pegged for a sec. The internet has corrupted my mind.
Ducks can peck?
@@sylphroid No but they can peg
@@batman9366 Damn, Those Ducks do be using their beak to peg your bun hole hardcore style and give you more pleasure than people 😳
@@batman9366 no but they can pog
QUACK 🦆 [i know how to pick a duck up now.] 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
Instructions unclear I’m now the duck
Find yourself a human to get picked up
@@TheOneAndOnlyEali
“Press E to interact with ‘Human name’”
Instructions not clear: the duck talked back in a mean way
Oof💀
I love these “How to pick up duck” series. Makes me laugh every time.
* casually poops on hand*💀💀💀
“Him:YoUr JoE kiNg”✨✨💅💅
...
...
HAHAHA BRUHHH
sorry to hear that dude.
@@Commander_Shepard. "that's what he said"
@@AleksandraSudobina SOS
@@AleksandraSudobina BROOOOOO 💀💀💀
Instructions unclear : An angry SWAN is chasing after me
Pray to God to survive and say to God that if U can survive U gonna try to pick it up again and get chased by him for the 2nd time
Then God will save U if he wants
Are you still running?
Oh that not bad there is a duck goose and swan after me
I am still running away for two years straight
HELP!
They come running to you in attacking mode
Instructions unclear, duck is now giving me an interview..., Help, :o
A tight sitiation you have there. Just tell him something that the duck takes long to proccess like a paradox, then AND ONLY THEN you get yo a** cheeks out of there and pray to god that it is not chasing you or is still proccessing the confusing thing you just told to the duck.
Anything else that might happen after that is a you problem = )
Maybe he works for Aflac you should do it.
ducks are just soo cute to me. I loooooveee them.
Congratulations, you have now picked up a duck.
duck: *PUT ME DOWN HOOMAN*
I saw this comment and straight up died (not literally)
Lol I can't stop laughing the "HOOMAN" got me dead😂
Instructions unclear: the duck is on my head
My brain : youtube shorts are great watch them
RUclips shorts: how to pick up a duck
Instructions unclear - the duck is now holding me
How is that possible 😂😂
“HELP I HAVE BEEN HOLDING THE DUCK FOR A WEEK NOW”
Good one
just settle your palm down on the ground lol
YEET IT IN A POND
@@C4NDY3GGL3T 😂
@@C4NDY3GGL3T 😂
*When you finally realise you cannot pick up a girl*
Yes you can just repeat the same process
@@Crow12619 😯
@@Crow12619 um📸🤨😏😏😏📸📸🤨🤨
😭😭
@@Crow12619 AYO
Nobody:
What my friend sends me at 3 AM
BAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
Fr
Thank you for making this video. I love ducks. They’re cute.
instructions unclear: someone chasing me because i took one of his duck
"If you're behind, that should remind"
What a rhyme.
...you shall grind
@@wolfpriest6954 i wont mind
@@ysys6749 oh ur so kind
@@akidreviewer8920 i am also a mastermind
@@ysys6749
my phone is impossible to find
"Hello duck. My name is human name." Mark Zuckerberg intensifies
**BBQ SAUCE INTENCIFIES**
😂😂😂
@@certified_crab SWeeT bABY RayS.
Beans
Mark Duckerburg intensifies
The duck was literally smiling when it was picked up😅😂😂
“My name is human name” got me rolling
That's a very unique name.
human name is because ppl have diffrint names
Yes I too have a very human name. *sweats intensely *
@@Natures-Best777s FU-
FBI OPEN UP
“Hi human name I’m Human name”
me : * introduces myself to duck *
mom : " wha- "
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
"I've been holding the duck for 3 DAYS, HOW DO I PUT IT DOWN" ☠️
(Saw this somewhere else)
Dude it's easy u just slowly put it down when his cheese feet touches the ground u realese him now and that's it
Watch part 2
Play the vídeo on reverse
@@Blaster9810 fucking genius
I know a video which shows how to cook a duck. Maybe that will help 😂😂😂
Instructions unclear...for some reason the duck has unpicked me up...
“Congratulations your now holding a duck”
Got me laughing so bad
the gentle lift was adorable
fr
Stands infront of duck like a villain
Duck: This man has come in peace
Aw it’s little duck socks 😭
"So, you've found yourself a duck"
LMFAOOO 😆😆🤣🤣😅😅😂😂
101 likes 0 reply let me fix that
And what does lmfao means?
I didnt realize this had so many likes helppp
Instructions unclear: what if I am the duck?
Then you get to get picked up :D
@@Violetisekai6846 oh quack, this can’t be!
Lmao
@@MagmanariusHello duck my name is Rip_Ashura i am going to pick tou up now*picks you up*
Or.. *phonk plays* pick up the human
Why is this so wholesome 😭
Because Wrinkles As Little Shoes🥹
I wan duk
Yea meto😢❤
That is ducking helpful, thanks! 😊
Instructions unclear: I'm being picked up and carried by the duck
Mwaha
You stole this comment word for word
@@Ducky7757 🤣
Copied
Instructions unclear the duck is now chasing me
“Duck was added to your inventory”😂
Edit: OMG i have never had so many likes thank you guy so much!
Ginger gru 😂😂🤣
Lol 😂
PFFFFFT-
😂😂😂
I can’t tell what everyone is laughing at: my profile picture or the comment
I’m learning more from this than the entirety of eight grade
Me to also hello from dc
Ah yes the start of. You learned this last year so we won’t cover it and this is for next years class, which is never covered
@@TheLocomono9 “you were supposed to have learned this last year”
“We skipped this lesson because you were going to teach it to us”
Bro you need to pay better attention.
@@Deathranger999 I can’t pay any more attention to the duck video
Bros trying to rizz us up with that voice💀☠