Pray to God to survive and say to God that if U can survive U gonna try to pick it up again and get chased by him for the 2nd time Then God will save U if he wants
A tight sitiation you have there. Just tell him something that the duck takes long to proccess like a paradox, then AND ONLY THEN you get yo a** cheeks out of there and pray to god that it is not chasing you or is still proccessing the confusing thing you just told to the duck. Anything else that might happen after that is a you problem = )
![Megan Thee Stallion - Bigger In Texas [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QxTkZTLWdo4/mqdefault.jpg)
How can i find the first 2 parts..🐤
There are 8 parts, the full videos are on my main RUclips channel @seducktive
Aww this duck is so cute
I'm your 666th like
@@angryshibe1732 I'm his 677 like and ur first like
@@wrinkletheduck 8...
"If you chase a duck, it will run"
Thanks for those wise words.
Seems like obvious info but people still manage to make that mistake lol
So true. It is my life everyday with ducks.
It’s crazy how it’s almost similar to picking up a chick.
Fr
💀💀💀
"Hello, duck. My name is Human name"
Duck: "who tf told u my name's duck?" And leaves.
You should've made the duck say:
Duck:I DO NOT CONSENT FOR YOU TO CALL ME DUCK
@@hoqueshahidul8772, haha that was a good one
@@lindasita2585 hmmm i agree😎
@@RootBeer832 🤝
@@lindasita2585😎 👍
“Congratulations, you are now holding a duck” best quote ever
ruclips.net/video/lMpVmRcn9hQ/видео.html Finally it’s here.,
Nise
Instructions Unclear!
I am still talking to the Duck
instructions clear after talking to duck place hand firmly under duck and lift
I'm dead🤣🤣
"So get in front of the duck and introduce yourself"
Me: *Quack*
💀💀😂😂
did you know ducks hiss
@@LexiLuvsfun yea I found out by experience
Beluga.
😂🤣
Dude: "hello duck, my name is human name"
Duck: "sounds sus already..."
I read this in Donald Duck's voice 😂😂
999 likes, im gonna change it
Very sus
Ha!!!
@@asthasingh48 same😂
“It’s dangerous to go alone; take this”
Got dammit old man
Thanks for the snack
@@jianbruce6774 NO
@@cookie9872 its a classic joke
How does this Work
Instructions unclear, duck picked up me
No one searched for this, yet we still watched it to the end
Many times.
RUclips knows me well.
I did search this
RUclips algorithm is trash but sometimes it can be the best
Same here xD
“Duck has been added to inventory”
Ratio
@@dooner2 failed attempt
*equips duck on hat*
Achievement unlocked:
Quacky Explorer
@@dooner2 this isn’t tik Tok to use ratio and who even say that anymore r u stuck in 2020?
@@zoompario me✋
*(1) Duck added to your inventory.*
Four more and I can craft a pillow!
Underrated comment
*Strip the duck for its fur*
*Delete duck?* yes/no
@@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet *yes*
"If you're behind, that should remind you thats wrong" STRAIGHT BARS 🔥🔥🔥🔥
"The duck is succesfully added into your invetory"
Lmao
"And now going to be placed on the campfire"
Sd i die😂😂
Lmao
You are overcumbered and cannot run.
In paralel universe: Tutorial how to pick up a human
I can count plus it was just a joke mf
@@aldrichtan6918 1 like and can't count?
@@terrystaxi4253 lmao 😂
838 Grizzly bear gonna need this one
This made me laugh when I saw it
😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
New achievement unlocked 'You picked up a Duck'
Hello Duck, my name is human name”
Duck: Oh hello “Human Name”
Lol
Exactly what the duck thinks 🤭
Congratulations ur duck is a father now
Hrllo my name is untitled
😏
I love the,
"So, you've found yourself a duck"
Idk why 🤣🤣🤣
My mom: “there’s nothing wrong with my child!”
Me: *Trying to learn how to pick up a duck*
its not wrong lol
@@AmazingRofa finally i found a wild idiot
**throws pokeball**
@@AmazingRofa can you finally stop?
@@cheescak lol these is funny
@@Kit_KatRoblox What did they say?
Press F to interrackt a duck
New achievement unlocked u are holding a duck
Instructions unclear, now I have a flock of ducks chasing me with pitchforks
And noodle arms 😂
Bruh💀
oh!
😂😂
@@Arverni_Ursithat gave me the rest 💀
Very good tip 10/10, I picked up a duck
Are u actually serious or no
@@sweetwater6319 yes
Then good for you..
@@justaguywhosoloshisverse3695 thank you, you should use this as this works
@Ryan Pricer slowly lower the duck until it's cheese feet have touched the ground and release the duck or just reverse the video.
Mission unclear: duck picked me
Bro-😂🤣
Lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO
in an alternative diemension: how to pick up a human step:1 find a huma step 2 introduce your swlf hello human my name is duck name
@@antoniomiraku1761 *human *self " " thank me later.
Instructions unclear the duck is in my washing machine.
I like how the "Duck" is wearing socks🥺
If it's not a duck then what is it? A dinosaur
@@Bianca_Low-key because only dinosaurs wear socks? 🤦🏻♀️
Cutom Nike shoes in the works.
Society duck
🤣🤣🤣
He: Hello duck, my name is human name.
🦆: What the Du*k!
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What the Duck
😂😂😂
😭😭😭😂😂😂
Just noticed that the duck is wearing shoes to protect its cheese feet 😂😂😂
He's got a... Druck
It should have cheese crackers strapped to its cheese feet.
"Hello duck. My name is human name"😂
Achievement unlocked: "The duck has peed on you"
BAHA-
Achievement unlocked: The duck is now a rug
@@pengu1965 GEEZ- HARSH
Achievement unlocked: "Goddamn the fried duck taste good"
@@iamhisyam4101 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"If your behind"
"That should remind"
Damn what a rap line
Str8 barz yo
Did you rhyme that one purpose?
It was so sublime
@@Joseph_rma must be a crime to rhyme so sublime
@@cameronsaint116 I'm about to go soak my eyes in lime
juice😂
@@Joseph_rma bro you ruined the ryhme with the juice when everybody having a good time
Me - stood infront of the duck
Duck - *started walking sideways*
*EMOTIONAL DAMMAAGGGEE*
😄😄😄😄
Men... We've lost another...
Lmao 🤣 XD
IMAO XD BRO
@@levimccallum7722 yeah the same overused joke
✨MARIO EFFECT ✨ and lol, "if your behind" GOT ME-
"If you're beHIND,
that should reMIND...
...you that that's wrong."
*Pure poetry.*
409 likes and no comments? lets change that.
@@TK-657 Much obliged, trooper. :)
1990 : "we have flying cars in 2024"
2024 : "how to pick up a duck "
Not this video being made in 2022
We do have flying cars though...
Lol😂
@@profull_playzye kinda annoying how they don't realize we already have flying cars
@@ZHexZHex ikr
This was made in 2022
Step one: Find a duck...
He lost me there
Can you tell how to hold a snake 🐍
Where to find? 😅
@@manavtripathi-gn9nsplanet earth
@@arklemen roger but where in planet earth?
Look how happy the duck is at the end 😍 so adorable 🥰
Instructions unclear: The duck is holding me
The secret route
Sorry it lagged
*Captive*
💀💀
instructions unclear: duck is now holding me captive for ransom
'My name is human name' that got me😂😂
Same 😂
HOW DID YOU GET SO MUCH LIKES
MY COMMENT WAS ABOUT 8 MONTHS AGO AND YOU GOT 272 LIKES IN 4 DAYS
WHAT IS SOCIETY DOING
IT WAS THE SAME
Human name? You mean I can't use my Klingon name?
😂😂😂😂
Instructions unclear - duck picks me up
Oh no that happened to me too😢 Remember to start with small ducks (up to 2 metres) and then try with bigger ducks.
as a duck, how do I unpick up the human
@@yourlocalmagiciangirlintroduce yourself and state your intentions first
@@yourlocalmagiciangirlyeet
They should make a video for if you want a duck to pick you up
instructions unclear: i’m still holding the duck.
Instructions unclear: Duck has picked me up.
😂😂😂😂
Best comment yet 😂😂
How does that happen?
@@Imgenuinelyconfused It's a metaphor, they're just joking.
Try to kick him, then U can fall away from his hand and go to home
Instructions not clear: the duck talked back in a mean way
Oof💀
"Hi duck!"
"My mom taught me not to talk to strangers"
🤣🤣🤣
taught*
@@CascradeGamingbro he literally just sayed the right word
I saw the comment it's edited so maybe they fixed it? I don't know but the comment was edited@@paulinadalag4735
A duck is not a stranger
Instructions misunderstood, duck is now carrying me
Instructions unclear, duck is now holding me
The hell💀💀💀💀💀
Bro did the duck watch "How to pick up a human??" ☠️ ☠️
@@jznsnb5618😂😂💀😭🔫💀✌️
Bro why am I wheezing so hard at this. How can this not have blown up😭🔫💀🤣
@@I_AM_A_GIRL16it’s a copied comment from another one of the how to pick up a duck videos and it blew up there
Press "w" for chasing. Press "R" to pick up. Press "Q" for put down.
Bro was giving us a game tutorial 💀
"Hi my name is Human Name."
Mark Zuckerberg: *laughs in alien*
Lizard*
Wait he’s a gay
Yeah Messi too
*reptile
That duck looked happy when he picked it up
How to hide your identity: "hello, my name, is human name
its funny how dis comment got 150+ likes even tho I forgot to place " on the end
The power of turning it to 200 likes
@@RickyDorvilier-hx6yf :O (moust I ever got)
"If you ever find a duck in red socks..."
471 likes an no comments?? Let me fix that...
475 likes and 1 comment? Lemme fix that…
Haha 😆
Does anyone know why it's wearing red socks?
@@edwardgaines6561 cement is hot. His pet needs protection 😂
"I've been holding the duck for 3 DAYS, HOW DO I PUT IT DOWN" ☠️
(Saw this somewhere else)
Dude it's easy u just slowly put it down when his cheese feet touches the ground u realese him now and that's it
Watch part 2
Play the vídeo on reverse
@@Blaster9810 fucking genius
I know a video which shows how to cook a duck. Maybe that will help 😂😂😂
"If ur behind, That should remind" nice rhymes
I think I accidentally picked up a cat how do I put the cat down?!
Simple, gently lower it until the paws touch the ground and the let go
That is a fool's errand.
Cats land on their feet 100% of the time so feel free to just launch the cat into the stratosphere
@@goodgoblin3169 oh geez
@@Just_A_Skrungly_Animator this advice is very good thank you lol 😄
Achievement unlocked :
Picked up a duck
Bro just copy pasted
@@Qwerty6253-m7w what u mean??
@@the_kirbz160 did you not see the bright yellow notification at the end of the short
@@Qwerty6253-m7w oh no I didn’t just saw it
He’s SO FRICKING CUTE
Ngl its true
Yeah, the duck is cute
True
YH
I wanna name the duck Tom
For a moment.. I thought he said..
"Congratulations, Ur now a 🦆"
"MISSION UNCLEAR I AM BEING PECKED RELENTLESSLY"
Read that as pegged for a sec. The internet has corrupted my mind.
Ducks can peck?
@@sylphroid No but they can peg
@@batman9366 Damn, Those Ducks do be using their beak to peg your bun hole hardcore style and give you more pleasure than people 😳
@@batman9366 no but they can pog
Human: Hello Duck! My name is Human Name.
Duck: "What The Duck?"
what the duck doin
My name is human me was probably mark Zuckerberg's first words if we're being honest
Instructions unclear. Duck picked me up
😅
Wth😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ik its so unclear@@sabinelinhardt-jenner441
❤
instructions unclear the duck picked me up
I love these “How to pick up duck” series. Makes me laugh every time.
Instructions unclear. The duck has filed sexual assault charges against me
oh damn..
:skull:
@@mylesellis6203 bro thinks this is discord 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@Wuddahellll lol 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@Wuddahellll lol💀
@@Wuddahellll fr
...
...
HAHAHA BRUHHH
sorry to hear that dude.
@@Commander_Shepard. "that's what he said"
@@AleksandraSudobina SOS
@@AleksandraSudobina BROOOOOO 💀💀💀
instructions unclear, the duck is now holding me
Human: "hello duck, my name is human name and I'm going to pick you up now"
Duck: "...wait don't i get a say in this!?"
You may have schizophrenia
Congratulations, you have now picked up a duck.
duck: *PUT ME DOWN HOOMAN*
I saw this comment and straight up died (not literally)
Lol I can't stop laughing the "HOOMAN" got me dead😂
Instructions unclear: The duck is holding me now
NINI NINI NINI NINI NINI NINI NINI NINI NINI
Give me the ducks workout routine.
The duck: Don't know how to hold me? Let me teach you 😂
@shut your corny ass up
🌚
That song at the end though got me dying💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀♾💀♾💀♾♾💀💀💀💀😭😭💀💀✅💀💀😭💀♾💀💀✅😭♾💀
Nobody:
What my friend sends me at 3 AM
BAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
Fr
"If you're behind, that should remind"
What a rhyme.
...you shall grind
@@wolfpriest6954 i wont mind
@@ysys6749 oh ur so kind
@@akidreviewer8920 i am also a mastermind
@@ysys6749
my phone is impossible to find
"Hello duck. My name is human name." Mark Zuckerberg intensifies
**BBQ SAUCE INTENCIFIES**
😂😂😂
@@certified_crab SWeeT bABY RayS.
Beans
Mark Duckerburg intensifies
*You request to pick up the duck
*The duck consents
*You pick up the duck
*The duck likes it
YAY UNDERTALE FORMAT
@thetruegamer282 *You don't realise that's the joke
*You are informed of such by the above text
“Congratulations, your now holding a duck”.👍
You're* if you're gonna act like we didnt watch the vid do it right
@@peanutbutterwater no
@@peanutbutterwater hmm have you never heard of a quote I guess
@@UnknownToAll. godzilla had a stroke reading this
Instructions unclear : An angry SWAN is chasing after me
Pray to God to survive and say to God that if U can survive U gonna try to pick it up again and get chased by him for the 2nd time
Then God will save U if he wants
Are you still running?
Oh that not bad there is a duck goose and swan after me
I am still running away for two years straight
HELP!
They come running to you in attacking mode
"So, you've found yourself a duck"
LMFAOOO 😆😆🤣🤣😅😅😂😂
101 likes 0 reply let me fix that
And what does lmfao means?
I didnt realize this had so many likes helppp
I've studied this tutorial MANY times. Very helpful 10/10
“HELP I HAVE BEEN HOLDING THE DUCK FOR A WEEK NOW”
Good one
just settle your palm down on the ground lol
YEET IT IN A POND
@@C4NDY3GGL3T 😂
@@C4NDY3GGL3T 😂
Me chewing on carrot.
"What's up duck?"
Bugs bunny 💀
Lol
Lmao 💀💀💀⚰️
Omg yes!!
the gentle lift was adorable
fr
That smile was too cute it was sooo happy😊
me: *pick up the duck*
the duck: put me in the ground or i will feed you to my kids
Mmmmmmmm i wanne sit in the ground😏
Or I’ll feed your kids to me 😂
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@ツ [justfreeshie] ツ ye that's a good one
@Slender4Ever Funny but i don't support slenders in roblox don't be toxic. And funny joke lol
My brain : youtube shorts are great watch them
RUclips shorts: how to pick up a duck
Instructions unclear I’m now the duck
Find yourself a human to get picked up
@@TheOneAndOnlyEali
“Press E to interact with ‘Human name’”
This is legit one of the videos that sounds like a meme but I actually learn from
First step: Find a duck
In a duck farm. Or steal one from a park with a lake
2 STEP - LIFT THE DUCK AND KEEP IT HOME.
@@CUTECRISTAL-y2l Step three Cook it and eat it, yum
Instructions unclear, duck is now giving me an interview..., Help, :o
A tight sitiation you have there. Just tell him something that the duck takes long to proccess like a paradox, then AND ONLY THEN you get yo a** cheeks out of there and pray to god that it is not chasing you or is still proccessing the confusing thing you just told to the duck.
Anything else that might happen after that is a you problem = )
Maybe he works for Aflac you should do it.
Instructions unclear: the duck is on my head
"introduce yourself to the duck"
Lil me : Quack (my) quack(name is) quack ( Quack quacklee)
“Duck was added to your inventory”😂
Edit: OMG i have never had so many likes thank you guy so much!
Ginger gru 😂😂🤣
Lol 😂
PFFFFFT-
😂😂😂
I can’t tell what everyone is laughing at: my profile picture or the comment
"My name is Human Name"
Every Human: A- technicly he isnt wrong
Hahaha 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄sorry (◞‸◟ I'm an Emoji abuser
"Congratulations, you are now holding a duck."
The duck: "Ok ya whatever put me down now u weirdo-"
@Dr. Gamer shut up
💀💀💀
@Dr. Gamer and spare his tiny symphony.
@@WheezeyMSM all up and a city street
💀
Thanks for helping me. I use this in my day-to-day life all the time when I go to the supermarket and when I go to the amusement park.
“Congratulations your now holding a duck”
Got me laughing so bad
*When you finally realise you cannot pick up a girl*
Yes you can just repeat the same process
@@Loathsome_Lynx 😯
@@Loathsome_Lynx um📸🤨😏😏😏📸📸🤨🤨
😭😭
@@Loathsome_Lynx AYO
Stands infront of duck like a villain
Duck: This man has come in peace
Instructions unclear: it's harassing me for grapes
You just shot me with a nostalgia gun
instructions unclear: someone chasing me because i took one of his duck
I’m learning more from this than the entirety of eight grade
Me to also hello from dc
Ah yes the start of. You learned this last year so we won’t cover it and this is for next years class, which is never covered
@@TheLocomono9 “you were supposed to have learned this last year”
“We skipped this lesson because you were going to teach it to us”
Bro you need to pay better attention.
@@Deathranger999 I can’t pay any more attention to the duck video
Why is this so wholesome 😭
Because Wrinkles As Little Shoes🥹
I wan duk
Yea meto😢❤
"if you find yourself running after it it always run away"
YOU DIND'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF🗣🔥🔥🔥