Penetration tester Jayson E. Street helps banks by hacking them

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  • Опубликовано: 17 сен 2020
  • Episode 3 of Coded Season 3 takes you into the world of penetration tester, Jayson E. Street, who is paid to break into banks to discover their vulnerabilities.
    Like many self-professed hackers, Jayson doesn't see his ability as a destructive force, but rather a powerful tool for improvement, and making things more secure. He sees hacking as a an innate human quality - the curiosity to challenge what we're told and do things different. For pentesters like Jayson E. Street, that means understanding how things work, and breaking them down to make them better - in his case, bank security. Confidently breaking the rules, going places he shouldn't, using social engineering and hacking techniques, and looking for weaknesses in bank's defenses, is all in a day's work for one of the world's most sought after pentesters.
    This September, @Tomorrow Unlocked exclusively presents the long awaited Season 3 of Coded - a @Freethink original series. Subscribe to @Tomorrow Unlocked and turn on notifications to be sure you don't miss an episode.
    To learn more and discover more great stories, visit: www.tomorrowunlocked.com
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  • @frogsreprettycool2146
    @frogsreprettycool2146 3 года назад +1021

    “He robs banks and they give him money for it”
    Yeah I think that’s how robbing a bank works

    • @allashuwa_
      @allashuwa_ 3 года назад +18

      Lol lmfao

    • @paulsedyps84
      @paulsedyps84 3 года назад +4

      Hahaha

    • @luluvnb4156
      @luluvnb4156 3 года назад +10

      it say “pays him” not “gives him” two very different words

    • @ZzZ-qo5wc
      @ZzZ-qo5wc 3 года назад +5

      Pay him and give him are too very different things

    • @dtg_dark7656
      @dtg_dark7656 3 года назад +8

      @@ZzZ-qo5wc its a joke 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @freezingpoint1174
    @freezingpoint1174 3 года назад +1078

    *Shoots up bank with 12 guage*
    Begins talking about where they can improve

    • @austincrotts9100
      @austincrotts9100 3 года назад +25

      Funniest shit I've ever read.

    • @animeweeb1685
      @animeweeb1685 3 года назад +2

      Bro they really thought it was gta

    • @robowisanveithasung6022
      @robowisanveithasung6022 3 года назад +2

      tbh, that actually sounds like a good drill for banks in a middle of goddamn crime warzone

    • @brendorkusaviation8930
      @brendorkusaviation8930 3 года назад +3

      “Hey, so I think you should’ve employed your staff with bullet proof armor. Sucks to suck!”

    • @TheRajatdevil
      @TheRajatdevil 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😅

  • @inthevoidyougo3799
    @inthevoidyougo3799 3 года назад +507

    “You’ve got a problem, you may want to address that.” Sir this is a Wendy’s

  • @scrawnchycat1099
    @scrawnchycat1099 3 года назад +215

    This is the first “ad” that I clicked on because i was genuinely interested in it

  • @derek12782
    @derek12782 3 года назад +3947

    Plot twist hes actually a bank robber but he got caught so he made up this cover up and hes just sticking with his cover up

    • @EddieLove
      @EddieLove 3 года назад +43

      Lmao

    • @fl00p1y2
      @fl00p1y2 3 года назад +63

      I had a stroke reading this

    • @gazjones8781
      @gazjones8781 3 года назад +78

      Funnily enough, ex cons are widely used by companies for this very reason.

    • @Richard38261
      @Richard38261 3 года назад +7

      how do you have real proof that its real?

    • @ren3559
      @ren3559 3 года назад +1

      @@Richard38261 ruclips.net/video/Tt7bzxurJ1I/видео.html

  • @handonlager7359
    @handonlager7359 3 года назад +4813

    Hes not a hacker, he just has a really good gaming chair.

    • @quake5556
      @quake5556 3 года назад +29

      Makes sense

    • @quake5556
      @quake5556 3 года назад +51

      Anyone who had a good gaming chair can do anything

    • @gianlukasjimenez8980
      @gianlukasjimenez8980 3 года назад +21

      Do I spot a nathan doan reference?

    • @perplexed5115
      @perplexed5115 3 года назад +3

      Yup

    • @Apophis392
      @Apophis392 3 года назад +5

      What’s the distinction between the two?

  • @VanRocCarMor
    @VanRocCarMor 3 года назад +60

    Ohhh, I get it. He's an actual criminal hacker staging as a legit hacker. Full deniability if caught and easy money if he isn't caught. Well played, sir!

  • @allashuwa_
    @allashuwa_ 3 года назад +57

    Teacher: "what do you want to be when you grow up?
    This guy:

  • @theshadowking402
    @theshadowking402 3 года назад +1667

    He looks like a teen trapped in a 40 year olds body

  • @parker4914
    @parker4914 3 года назад +1165

    Guy looks 40
    But dresses like he’s 13 in 2009

  • @Quinnsicott
    @Quinnsicott 3 года назад +114

    "meet jayson, who legally robs banks for a living"
    *somethings wrong, i can feel it*

    • @jack-rx4bf
      @jack-rx4bf 3 года назад

      lYrIcS cOmIn At YoU wItH sUpErSoNiC sPeEd

    • @Wafflyy
      @Wafflyy 3 года назад

      Bruh

    • @duplicpapers8753
      @duplicpapers8753 3 года назад +1

      @@jack-rx4bf AH SUMABIANSUWBSIABSISBWISBAISBDEIBAOANSHDBEISNAIDBIENEISBSIDBRIEBSISDH
      I MAKE ELEVATING MUSIC U MAKE ELEVATOR MUSIC

    • @ayoutuber5798
      @ayoutuber5798 3 года назад

      Woosh

    • @randomizer5942
      @randomizer5942 3 года назад

      @@ayoutuber5798 why did you woosh?

  • @randomguy8421
    @randomguy8421 3 года назад +27

    "excuse me sir can I rob this bank?" "Ye sure go ahead"

  • @duckduckbobo5208
    @duckduckbobo5208 3 года назад +5097

    Fake
    He plugged in a USB on the first try

    • @sunsetnoodle
      @sunsetnoodle 3 года назад +357

      no one in the history of humanity has ever inserted a usb stick correctly first try

    • @SoroushJaan
      @SoroushJaan 3 года назад +306

      @@sunsetnoodle the USB was a paid actor

    • @kirbystar1
      @kirbystar1 3 года назад +128

      Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @tomraymond9795
      @tomraymond9795 3 года назад +17

      😂

    • @rono3842
      @rono3842 3 года назад +35

      Only the truest of god's behold this power

  • @harrymacpherson424
    @harrymacpherson424 3 года назад +3910

    Bruh i legit thought he would walk in gta style for a sec😂

  • @pornessianparrpio3226
    @pornessianparrpio3226 3 года назад +39

    tried this, i'm now somewhere behind bars in a place called a prison.

  • @for_nothing_important
    @for_nothing_important 3 года назад +11

    Most entertaining ad I’ve ever seen. If ads were like these, I would never skip them.

  • @patrickmulholland9332
    @patrickmulholland9332 3 года назад +2182

    Bank robbing without a 12 gauge isn’t much fun.

    • @youbagle
      @youbagle 3 года назад +11

      A Ak is better lol

    • @5uru594
      @5uru594 3 года назад +3

      RAFTS_Dylan YT Ak inaccurate though

    • @alcornoquealvarez8717
      @alcornoquealvarez8717 3 года назад +2

      5uru nah it is you just watch to many movies :/ obviously the bullet is heavier than 5.56 but it’s not THAT bad

    • @5uru594
      @5uru594 3 года назад

      I like modern warfare And war zone it’s fun. compared to other guns though, oh hell yeah it’s bad, I know from experience

    • @stovhaxplays1513
      @stovhaxplays1513 3 года назад +1

      I like modern warfare And war zone it’s fun so you’ve robbed banks? 🤨

  • @sir_gonk533
    @sir_gonk533 3 года назад +695

    On a date: so what do you do?
    “I rob Banks And I’m Legally allowed to do it”

    • @supersonic7605
      @supersonic7605 3 года назад +38

      That’s a “get laid instantly” card right there

    • @WJGSix
      @WJGSix 3 года назад +34

      You imagine if he told the gal, “I’m a penetration tester”. Probably get ditched right there lol.

    • @crushedavocado203
      @crushedavocado203 3 года назад

      Simply

    • @jman6169
      @jman6169 3 года назад +1

      Yeah then she'd ask what that involves and you bore her to death and she leaves lol

    • @fritz0k419
      @fritz0k419 3 года назад

      Insta coochie

  • @Deaderthanadoorknob2
    @Deaderthanadoorknob2 3 года назад +52

    "Hey can i rob your bank?"
    ""Sure fam"

  • @Zapizz
    @Zapizz 3 года назад +103

    I’m finna rob a bank acting like a Microsoft employee

  • @crayon7643
    @crayon7643 3 года назад +559

    Never heard someone talk so loud but so not loud at the same time before

    • @markopolo958
      @markopolo958 3 года назад +5

      No he’s just loud

    • @jimwest4060
      @jimwest4060 3 года назад

      Could you be more fallacious please

    • @abearpossessedbyseveralrac7699
      @abearpossessedbyseveralrac7699 3 года назад +21

      My man's speaking in *bold lower case* lol

    • @KSS7000
      @KSS7000 3 года назад +2

      I can’t unhear it now

    • @Anon-lu6ct
      @Anon-lu6ct 3 года назад +1

      A bear possessed by several raccoons that’s it mang

  • @SupremeChief1
    @SupremeChief1 3 года назад +386

    He can get my bank info, and he will feel bad because there’s nothing in it

    • @adam2084
      @adam2084 3 года назад +26

      Nah, he’ll still take money you don’t have and leave you owing thousands in overdraft fees lol

    • @nickguyer9420
      @nickguyer9420 3 года назад +2

      That's funny 😆

    • @RobertA-oi6hw
      @RobertA-oi6hw 3 года назад

      @@adam2084 actually at my bank you can have it set up to where there is no overdrafting. If you don't have it, the bank rejects it.

  • @keyaruga-sama2758
    @keyaruga-sama2758 3 года назад +11

    "Ok youtube it been in my recommended for 3 weeks I'll watch it"

  • @fantom7597
    @fantom7597 3 года назад +12

    We ain’t gonna talk about how he technically just told us how to rob a bank 💀

  • @mexil6529
    @mexil6529 3 года назад +271

    Imagine how powerful he would be if he illegally robbed banks, he would have done it 100s of time and know all the blind spots

    • @noclipXii
      @noclipXii 3 года назад +1

      I mean, either way, you will get caught eventually robbing banks.

  • @whyarewestillhere4781
    @whyarewestillhere4781 3 года назад +687

    Police: *"STOP RIGHT THERE-"*
    This madlad: no
    Police: "understandable have a nice day."

  • @jamiew1664
    @jamiew1664 3 года назад +7

    The very first word he says, just a few secs in... “yeah”... sounds just like Gordon Ramsay the chef

  • @smartmars603
    @smartmars603 3 года назад +12

    Yeah, what I expected. To improve security by giving trial runs.

  • @kahea2018
    @kahea2018 3 года назад +167

    "No one wants to talk to Bob in accounting."
    Bob: 😟😢

    • @megangwilliam5343
      @megangwilliam5343 3 года назад +7

      Honestly though, like, Bob didn’t need this kind of harassment

    • @mangobot232
      @mangobot232 3 года назад

      Fuck bob

    • @ItsSauIGoodman
      @ItsSauIGoodman 3 года назад

      @@mangobot232 Bob: *goes home, beats wife and stabs baby*

  • @edwindude9893
    @edwindude9893 3 года назад +702

    Help Lloyds in the UK they’re fraud security is terrible.

    • @RoryMeldrum
      @RoryMeldrum 3 года назад +5

      Yes, we need that

    • @YusuphYT
      @YusuphYT 3 года назад +33

      Lorenzo Barker1987; yes, Lloyds deserve much worse! They’ve done so much illegal things knowingly with their banks. They’ve laundered money for terrorists, narco traffickers/narco terrorists/cartels, major drug networks. And thats just the stuff people care about, don’t forget their history of destroying civilians financially... Seems British people don’t know much about the British history, pretty sad.

    • @joshbhx
      @joshbhx 3 года назад

      In the past year with MBNA the family accounts have been hacked into 10 times, crazy

    • @srciano1
      @srciano1 3 года назад +3

      So is your grammar

    • @CB-zr9fi
      @CB-zr9fi 3 года назад

      I disagree Edwin ! I think Lloyds are actually too over the top and are fraud mad. They block my business account cards every time I change my fingerprint on my iPhone.

  • @VoralCoral
    @VoralCoral 3 года назад +6

    This is the very first ad I ever was interested in.

  • @silentthriller
    @silentthriller 3 года назад +3

    Break in from the outside first, to expose those vulnerabilities. Then, I'll believe.

  • @CharlesVDoktaur
    @CharlesVDoktaur 3 года назад +225

    I call hacks.
    He didn’t get obliterated by Cloakers.

  • @ryanm.191
    @ryanm.191 3 года назад +652

    If this guy did a full series on security testing banks Jesus I’d sub and watch every single one

  • @Vihloah
    @Vihloah 3 года назад +14

    *Jayson E. Street in a video available to everyone* :“I’m Jayson E. Street, I’m a hacker...and uh I rob banks for a living”
    6ix9ine: Careful guys, he’s a legend

  • @airlot1469
    @airlot1469 3 года назад +8

    Imagine he gets a bunch of money, and then he says he was just testing it

  • @CalebMcFadden
    @CalebMcFadden 3 года назад +330

    He’s lying. He steals the money but he’s so good my crew has been chasing him for months.

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 3 года назад +5

      Damn he must be good.

    • @starrcompany3275
      @starrcompany3275 3 года назад

      What is he lying about if you say he's good?😯

    • @zephenred
      @zephenred 3 года назад +2

      Oh shoot, the white lantern corps is after him?

  • @hackladdy9886
    @hackladdy9886 3 года назад +520

    The guys behind the camera are just like: "Yeah, just look up hacking simulator on google and open a few tmux terminals then stare at your screens so it looks like you're hacking." 0:27

  • @ihatevendingmachines2966
    @ihatevendingmachines2966 3 года назад +3

    *”EVERYONE THIS IS A ROBBERY! DON’T WORRY I’M A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL!!”*

  • @joshrhodes6142
    @joshrhodes6142 3 года назад +3

    “Hello, I’m Jason E. and I rob banks for a living”

  • @qwart22
    @qwart22 3 года назад +294

    THIS GUY MAKE 5000$ A DAY BANKS LOVE HIM SEE HOW HE DOES IT NOW

    • @petershortland478
      @petershortland478 3 года назад +13

      I'm sure he still does it now because company's need these kind of people

    • @whatwentwrong369
      @whatwentwrong369 3 года назад +3

      I wouldn't have clicked this add if this was the caption.

    • @donmcron3334
      @donmcron3334 3 года назад +1

      Lol pretty much dude.

  • @namename5525
    @namename5525 3 года назад +255

    His defcon presentations are legendary. I recommend looking them up.

  • @kurtis7016
    @kurtis7016 3 года назад +11

    they did him dirty calling him a “penetration tester”

    • @EdenResolve
      @EdenResolve 3 года назад

      Why

    • @paulsedyps84
      @paulsedyps84 3 года назад

      .ha

    • @EdenResolve
      @EdenResolve 3 года назад +1

      @@paulsedyps84 It's not like a term they came up with on the spot PEN testing is a real thing. Also known as red teaming in some instances.

  • @stebeer8267
    @stebeer8267 3 года назад +6

    “I walk in like I own the place”

  • @daviddsouza6086
    @daviddsouza6086 3 года назад +62

    Plot twist: he actually steals the information from the companies when he first plugs in the USB

    • @PrimalGoat
      @PrimalGoat 3 года назад +2

      That is something pennetration testers do. They obviously don't share it or keep it, but they do it to show how vulnerable a company's systems may be

  • @bruh-_-2726
    @bruh-_-2726 3 года назад +45

    This dude: *exposes himself*
    Cops: understandable, have a great day!👌👌

    • @vickilarouge4855
      @vickilarouge4855 3 года назад +3

      Does it make you feel good to copy other people’s comments?

    • @samdabeast3186
      @samdabeast3186 3 года назад +4

      Vicki LaRouge does it make you feel good to call out other people for stupid things? He could have thought of the same thing, it’s a common meme

    • @bruh-_-2726
      @bruh-_-2726 3 года назад

      @@samdabeast3186 thank you

    • @bruh-_-2726
      @bruh-_-2726 3 года назад

      @@samdabeast3186 (which is true)

  • @Philwastakenfromme
    @Philwastakenfromme 3 года назад +2

    This is literally the guy from "Catch me if you Can"

  • @FYSITL
    @FYSITL 3 года назад +2

    Not only is this the first ad that i click on but what shocked me was him plugging a usb in on his first try

  • @crazymarkiplierfan
    @crazymarkiplierfan 3 года назад +165

    You’d be surprised where you can get in life if you just ask, I’ve lived my life by that ever since someone told me that

    • @topshelfcris4053
      @topshelfcris4053 3 года назад +2

      Nardwar Ted talk ?

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 3 года назад +2

      @@topshelfcris4053 that, plus if you act like you belong where you are at.

    • @sf8262
      @sf8262 3 года назад +3

      “May I rob this bank?” “Finally someone asked, yes!”

    • @anthonyvelasco9139
      @anthonyvelasco9139 3 года назад +1

      I like your phd flopper g

    • @frogsreprettycool2146
      @frogsreprettycool2146 3 года назад

      Yeah like
      “Give me all the money in the register”
      All you have to do is ask

  • @reactex9235
    @reactex9235 3 года назад +58

    For people who are unaware, he does not “rob banks” he simply tests the security of the bank he is hired to test by hacking into the bank’s mainframe. Depending if he gets in or not, he will patch the errors that the bank’s protection software has.

    • @glowingspacecow8980
      @glowingspacecow8980 3 года назад +5

      Reactex oh my god thank your so much this makes so much more sense bless u

    • @reactex9235
      @reactex9235 3 года назад +1

      GlowingSpaceCow Np! :)

    • @doesntmakeadent6033
      @doesntmakeadent6033 3 года назад +1

      For anyone who watched the video and has a functioning brain.

    • @kryptoz2436
      @kryptoz2436 3 года назад +1

      Not to be one of those people but what he does is called Physical penetration testing. While I'm sure he is capable of hacking software, he is mainly hired to test physical protection methods rather than software

  • @iminbigboitrouble1
    @iminbigboitrouble1 3 года назад +1

    Ive had this on my recommendation for like 2 months and now I'm just watching it

  • @imaan1593
    @imaan1593 3 года назад +3

    I was so intrigued by the title and I clicked

  • @alexanderashby2549
    @alexanderashby2549 3 года назад +47

    If the fbi open up meme wasn’t used enough, now is the time to use it

    • @cretinousswine8234
      @cretinousswine8234 3 года назад +4

      Confirmed. Deploy the meme.

    • @CalebMcFadden
      @CalebMcFadden 3 года назад +1

      As you wish

    • @uberlyft645
      @uberlyft645 3 года назад

      FBI Security Van Are you at my driveway? Cuz I see a black van outside

    • @windmill4581
      @windmill4581 3 года назад

      WE ARE OPENING UP I REPEAT WE ARE OPENING UP

    • @crylesschill
      @crylesschill 3 года назад

      FBI get over here

  • @wildersheavyringsuit7241
    @wildersheavyringsuit7241 3 года назад +50

    It’s surprising how effective blagging is when youre in a company setting. People, who are not trained to detect fraudulent behaviour and liars, are not usually effective at preventing behaviours like the one he spoke about in the banks.
    I think it comes down to 2 factors.
    1. Motivation. In your house, you don’t let anyone in because it’s a directly personal setting. You don’t want your stuff robbed. Same goes with if you’re in your friends house, in that you’ll prevent this happening on to them.
    In a company however, people have no relationship with the property of the corporation... so why defend it?
    2. Avoiding Confrontation/ confidence: It takes a lot of balls to tell someone you know their game when it’s not even on display. It takes an even greater amount of balls if a wrong call on it may affect your own relationship with whoever that game is associated with. Consequently people don’t like risking their own asses when there is little to no reward in the face of a test of testicles.
    These 2 factors mean that most people are usually uneager to confront inexplicit threat when it comes to their employers. They don’t want to risk themselves for something they don’t care about.
    This is why what he did is probably reproducible most large to corporate sized companies working environments that do not have measures in place to prevent it.

  • @toonterraminegamer1234
    @toonterraminegamer1234 3 года назад +2

    Thanks for letting me know this! Now I know that I can rob a bank by dressing normally and walking in. If I get caught, just slap ‘em with the old “you’re right, I’m not supposed to be here, so this is how you can prevent this from happening again”

  • @yokidrift1720
    @yokidrift1720 3 года назад +4

    This is one part of cyber security that I am interested in, I need to see more of this.

  • @ThuGnificent1236
    @ThuGnificent1236 3 года назад +83

    This guy sounds like wreck it Ralph

    • @lil_foot_lettuce
      @lil_foot_lettuce 3 года назад +4

      Omg...

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 3 года назад +4

      It seems Ralph and the people of the "Fix it Felix" arcade game moved away and found jobs in the real world

    • @satyris410
      @satyris410 3 года назад +2

      He even looks a bit like him, John C Reilly

  • @KirbyMobile1
    @KirbyMobile1 3 года назад +17

    I get paid to do this, but they don’t pay me, I pay myself.

  • @jonathanprime1507
    @jonathanprime1507 3 года назад +2

    He looks exactly like what i would imagine someone with this kind of job

  • @rawmtb9822
    @rawmtb9822 3 года назад +4

    I can't imagine how he ended up getting paid for robbing banks...

  • @thechezychez
    @thechezychez 3 года назад +11

    ngl but we all thought this guy just walks in the bank like if it was gta and steal their money and walk out.

  • @Gayassraccoon
    @Gayassraccoon 3 года назад +58

    “I used the hacks to destroy the hacks”

    • @MrLemon-vt4ky
      @MrLemon-vt4ky 3 года назад +2

      Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @Hi-dr7to
      @Hi-dr7to 3 года назад

      Melonide 07 “what did it cost”

    • @bupsdaya5139
      @bupsdaya5139 3 года назад

      How?

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 3 года назад

      Its like how the people who tests personal safes for a living test and destroy safes with stuff like crowbars, camp fires and welding torches to see how strong each safe is

  • @chrisbogausch1831
    @chrisbogausch1831 3 года назад +3

    When my parents ask me what I do, I’m just going to show them this video (:

  • @jerkyflimnuts
    @jerkyflimnuts 3 года назад +4

    I should try this at my local bank I’ll let y’all know how it goes 😀

  • @coronavirus5045
    @coronavirus5045 3 года назад +17

    “Penetration Tester” hehehe now that’s a job I could get used to.

    • @HUNTENT247
      @HUNTENT247 3 года назад

      But you get to the job on day one and find out you're the one getting penetrated...."Sir, I believe I signed up for the wrong position."

    • @named746
      @named746 3 года назад

      Like a lamppost

  • @2xflaw
    @2xflaw 3 года назад +70

    Pentesting and stealing are two different things...

    • @u13erfitz
      @u13erfitz 3 года назад

      Yeah this isn’t exactly pen testing. Obviously important to do but not pen test.

    • @ChristopherChestnutNI
      @ChristopherChestnutNI 3 года назад +7

      u13erfitz pen tests can include physical assessments, if that’s within scope, in his case he is very skilled at social engineering and covert recon. Your systems are behind an air-gap, he goes in and plugs in a wi-fi dongle and loads some code on the machine, now that machine is accessible outside the bank and he can attack digitally any time he wants. People assume that their systems are secure, until you realise they are operated by people who are doing a 9-5 and most people are naturally trusting, not wanting to cause any trouble, and a white knight appearing and saying he’s here to help you, sounds very appealing.

    • @AlphaCybersecurity
      @AlphaCybersecurity 3 года назад +2

      @@u13erfitz This is a physical penetration test

    • @alexbenzie2140
      @alexbenzie2140 3 года назад

      Terrible comment

    • @LegendShadowsZz
      @LegendShadowsZz 3 года назад +1

      So if I walked into your house and stole all your data you would say “He didn’t penetrate our networks” ?

  • @ismaelferrer1262
    @ismaelferrer1262 3 года назад +1

    “In a world...”one man” “one bank”

  • @ibtastico
    @ibtastico 3 года назад

    This video is the embodiment of " *professionals have standards* " or " *my goals are beyond your understanding* "

  • @kneeslider47
    @kneeslider47 3 года назад +5

    I may steal some business from him by simply not charging the banks after I’ve robbed them. Reckon I’m onto a winner

  • @moderneducationalstandard
    @moderneducationalstandard 3 года назад +83

    And i blow up rubber chickens using a vacuum cleaner.
    Damn....

  • @benarmstrong6904
    @benarmstrong6904 3 года назад +7

    Misleading title. He's just testing their security not actually robbing them or he would not be getting paid for it😂

  • @shamoo4233
    @shamoo4233 3 года назад +3

    3:55 “You know what I’ve got some paperwork in my car” “And then they let me leave”😂 You have to be kidding me🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @cretinousswine8234
    @cretinousswine8234 3 года назад +19

    LOL THE COMMENTS: “he’s not fun, no one cares what he’s wearing, he’s not really hacking, he’s made his parents basement look cool” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @curtish5925
    @curtish5925 3 года назад +6

    Hi, I'm Rob Banks.
    It'll take them time to catch on
    Hahahaha

  • @CalIunn
    @CalIunn 3 года назад +1

    I'm so jealous that he robs banks without "guys the thermal drill, go get it" screamed at him every 13 seconds

  • @deathteam4684
    @deathteam4684 3 года назад

    i have been here since 209 subs and loved all ur work and looking forward to more vids.

  • @njaye9893
    @njaye9893 3 года назад +4

    Nobody:
    Jayson. E Street: hold my Bobby pin

  • @SenseiSake
    @SenseiSake 3 года назад +3

    Now this is what I call an ad I will watch

  • @urthofthenewsun8465
    @urthofthenewsun8465 3 года назад +2

    There used to be a US Navy unit called Red Cell. Containing 13 former members of SEAL Team Six, they were organized in the 80s to infiltrate and test the security of US military bases and other installations sensitive to US security interests.

  • @jayrushton6991
    @jayrushton6991 3 года назад +3

    This is the only ad I've ever clicked on cause it looked interesting

  • @maddiedraws146
    @maddiedraws146 3 года назад +3

    “what do you do for a living?”
    this guy:

  • @Elton448
    @Elton448 3 года назад +51

    Okay so basically he DOESN’T get payed to rob banks....

    • @disappointment3090
      @disappointment3090 3 года назад +14

      No he does get paid.

    • @appletherapy3492
      @appletherapy3492 3 года назад +1

      Nah, clickbait

    • @omni6982
      @omni6982 3 года назад

      @@appletherapy3492 he gets paid but by the higher up companies past the banks

  • @BD_121
    @BD_121 3 года назад

    This is the only ad I have ever been interested in

  • @bigangryrab5879
    @bigangryrab5879 3 года назад +3

    Its Like that Sylvester Stallone movie where he's paid to break out of prisons and then tell them how he did it

  • @agape-704
    @agape-704 3 года назад +48

    The only ad i ever meant to actually click

  • @apogena
    @apogena 3 года назад +18

    *IT'S NOT ROBBERY IF YOU ROB FROM THIEVES.*

  • @Flasecookiesewingkit
    @Flasecookiesewingkit 3 года назад +1

    Damn papa john really has some hidden skills

  • @leevespa4564
    @leevespa4564 3 года назад +1

    Really enjoyed your short film, very impressed 👍

  • @brycq9972
    @brycq9972 3 года назад +3

    How smart is this guy.

  • @lastsighted4251
    @lastsighted4251 3 года назад +4

    Ngl this tutorial is really helpful. Thanks m8!!

  • @Otterlier
    @Otterlier 3 года назад

    Thanks for the advice buddy

  • @shyguy2481
    @shyguy2481 3 года назад

    Now this is the industry you wake up and look forward to. Solving the invisible problems.

  • @ibraheem.4200
    @ibraheem.4200 3 года назад +3

    Plot twist: He’s watching us right *now*

  • @babafakruddin6968
    @babafakruddin6968 3 года назад +25

    Disappointed..they didn't show how he does it all.

    • @Veela666
      @Veela666 3 года назад +2

      Obviously. You have to pay for that silly. Or you know look up free tutorials on RUclips.

    • @arothesilverhunter
      @arothesilverhunter 3 года назад +1

      @@Veela666 I don't think they meant it that way...

    • @user-hq6mv6sf8t
      @user-hq6mv6sf8t 3 года назад +1

      @@arothesilverhunter 🤦🏿‍♀️
      It's a joke-

  • @fungusrumpus
    @fungusrumpus 3 года назад

    You need your own show! Wild stuff!

  • @Yeahthatguy617
    @Yeahthatguy617 3 года назад +1

    I’m actually glad I clicked on this ad

  • @grimstnzborithbrisingr7296
    @grimstnzborithbrisingr7296 3 года назад +3

    Ah, so that's what Jimmy De Santa is up to these days.

    • @rover4579
      @rover4579 3 года назад

      Jimmy is too dumb to rob a bank lmao.. he killed the Merryweather Guard on that one mission with a bong, as it was impressive, he could have used something better.

    • @costellotocustelow03
      @costellotocustelow03 3 года назад +1

      @@rover4579 take a joke einstein

    • @rover4579
      @rover4579 3 года назад

      @@costellotocustelow03 you take a joke, I'm saying jimmy is dumb.

  • @owene8455
    @owene8455 3 года назад +71

    My guy really think we care about what he’s wearing.

    • @theuniversaleclipse2305
      @theuniversaleclipse2305 3 года назад +4

      Actually, anything you wear can be everything when it comes to crimes

    • @blucif6210
      @blucif6210 3 года назад +24

      i think you missed the point, the point is the stereotypical bankrobber arent usually dressed that way anymore

    • @owene8455
      @owene8455 3 года назад +1

      Oh. I never thought of it like that!

    • @theuniversaleclipse2305
      @theuniversaleclipse2305 3 года назад

      @@blucif6210 tnx for pretty much explaining what I said in more detail

    • @ya.thegoat8795
      @ya.thegoat8795 3 года назад

      @@blucif6210 bank robbers from 30s to 70s wore the generic black and white outfit

  • @Jabutyquiqui
    @Jabutyquiqui 3 года назад +1

    This guy is actually the guy who filmed himself pointing the gun at the icecream guy

  • @coolkai5603
    @coolkai5603 3 года назад

    “My genius, it’s almost frightening”