Tanktoon: Little Help. RanZar
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I don’t blame him for sending back the Churchill.🙂
Where can I get a refund for the purchase?)
RanZarEng Maybe talk with Winston himself? Lol
Justin Eakin s51 plz
I think that maybe they should have used it as a meatshield or a wall... OR as a bomb (plane drops it on Sturmtiger)
In War Thunder when you drive T-34 the most frustrating situation on rb is go with Shermans and Churchill, they do nothing except expose your position or make you eat APCBC on ass, flank or direct hit with terrible APCR that cannot damaged anything or cause severe damage so they cannot shoot long enough to kill or run
I'm glad to see the Sturmtiger in RanZars animations, it's never been seen before in his vids
Gage Caroll me too
Yes I know He is definitely a smart sneaky one and confident one to. He also is quick on his treads he did a back flip to dodge a su 152 round lol this cats a really battlefield ninja and battle tested assault gun. As I Said earlier Hitler tank should sack stupid old Hetzer and replace him with Sturm Tiger as his new General on the battlefield as he could turn the germans fortunes around lol hypothetical though in alternate history of Ranzars Cartoons. But no he will die in battle like the panzers did before him just gloriously lol.
*fist siege
We never hated the Russians enougth to give them the Curchill GC
Michael Hughes but they didn't like the early spitfires the brits gave them
As an Englishman I take some offence to that. And then I laugh it off😆
The moment you get a tank that might do some damage to the enemy, but is just to ugly for use. XD
Wow..that.was.....
AWESOME!!!!
2:18 ROFL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 They want to sent back Churchill GC without giving a chance 😂😂😂 it's hilarious 😂😂😂😂
You have to watch the old lend-lease video lol. It is actually a normal Churchill but wrongly assembled.
Istilluse Zune I already watch it Ranzer toons is so funny😂😂😂
Their not taking any chances
I expect they send British tortoise..
but...but they make it a GC themselves...not the british
0:30 No! The poor BT-7, this is so sad, can we get 5 likes?
He died defending his comrades for the motherland especially happy derp su 152 grizzly bear but hes not so happy at the moment the bad kitty gave him a bloody nose lol.
Fun fact GC could pen that tiger on steroids
um you realize its a sturmtiger assault gun that had more armour than a standard tiger 1 as case mates could be made thicker. Not even a the 17 could pen this assault gun easily from the front maybe lower hull and plate as it retained the base tiger 1 hull but the the overall armour was comparable to a tiger 2 hull with like 150mm sloped frontally so unless you hit weak spot its not going to the face armour which gives an effective thickness closer to 300m with the angle. Also the sturm tiger launchers motar rockets the size of a small house that like 400kg of explosive power designed for bunker busting but those rounds land any where near a group of tanks they are fucked. I read somewhere that one sturm tiger destroyed 3 sherman's with one round however but that was just more dumb like than skill and the shermans may not have been on the move. they were to few to make an impact and were prone to break downs like most heavy tanks and heavy assault guns of the German arsenal. Also the reload rate was stupidly slow as it required a crane to load the shells and it had to be stationary while reloading so its a big target for aircraft or exposed enemy ambushes. But still 380mm mortar rocket that weighs several tons is pretty impressive though.
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Yes you are correct i said the same thing the 3 inch could destroy a panzer4 easily or a panther from the side and may even disable a normal tiger 1 if you hit the lower plate . maybe the sturm tiger as well but only a very well placed shot unless the lower plate was up armoured to then there would be no chance. But still the 3inch is a very sub par gun on the church Hill GC. Athough later 76mm models such as the 17 pounder or 76mm easy 8 Sherman's had better performance at penetrations on German Panzers still not enough to pen Tiger 2s Sturm Tigers maybe Jagdpanthers frontally but then again that's only 80mm, however the slope may give 160mm of effective armour thickness. As sloped armour is harder to pen because of the steep angle versus straight armour. As for the JagdTiger 128mm it just laughs at you when you shoot the front of it as it has 250mm of frontal armour and that gun is powerful to.When i mean effective it just comes down the angle of shell when it hits the armour. Not the actual armour of the tanks and assault guns themselves just how good it is at deflecting the rounds.
Lmao gc shooting inside that fat cannon
Hey Churchill GC is a great tank
A great mine
in what reality ?
It's gun is amazing, the tank is just awful
And I did not say that he is a bad tank.
if churchill GC is good then anime isn't gay
Also wasnt it T34s fault in the first place for messing up the Church Hill turning into the useless gun carrier td version. So I do kinda blame for getting it. Also why is Russia still even using leased grant tanks at this point in the war. The thing even struggled against mid war panzer4s let alone a Sturm Tiger. But again Ranzar its all apart of you humour for and well the Germans were push overs so yah having some wins is good to. Also whats with the medieval tanks kv2 is fighting who are they suppose to be Finland or something lol. But man that Sturm tiger is a cheeky smug one i say and that is the aspect of him i really enjoy. Hes a German panzer that has his own individualism while still following orders. Hes a big cat with a purpose and doesn't just blinding follow like the normal tiger 1s and panzers. He seized the initiative when he could and proved to pain train of terror. Why doesn't Hitler tank just sack hetzer commander already hes clearly to incompetent do his job replace him with Sturm tiger lol Sturm Tiger knows how to take charge and get results for Hitler. Even the mighty Karl failed and was blinded by his own lack of intelligence but then again Karl was just a siege mortar who's only purpose was nom nom shells and launch them great distances so i can understand being born a moron by Professor borsig but still i feel bad for poor Karl I hope hes doing okay these days lol. I guess he learned his lesson with the Sturm Tiger I guess that radioactive capacity very useful indeed a powerful Derper with brains that's a deadly combo there lols Sorry for the double post this just my review of my episode thoughts and the other was still to address to anyone again that you aren't spreading propaganda when Russia wins again lol.
Hey now, the Churchill GC isn't that --- ok I can't even TRY to defend that thing lol.
"Where is Hellcat and Chaffee when we need them..."
This looks like a job for Hellcat and Chaffee.
nope i am afraid not they must be still fighting in the Ardennes some wear in Luxemburg or Belgium taking part in routing the german forces after the failed battle of the bulge and they might have defeated some Sturm tigers there instead as they were present on the western front to. Also aiding in the final assault to break through the Sigfried Line crossing over into Germany. I say its a job for ISU 152 with his bl10 cannon as i have been stating to lol.
M3 Lee! Finally!
Wait, disassembly required! That's not how you build M3 Lee!
Between June 1941 and May 1945, Britain delivered to the USSR:
3,000+ Hurricanes
4,000+ other aircraft
27 naval vessels
5,218 tanks (including 1,380 Valentines from Canada)
5,000+ anti-tank guns
4,020 ambulances and trucks
323 machinery trucks (mobile vehicle workshops equipped with generators and all the welding and power tools required to perform heavy servicing)
1,212 Universal Carriers and Loyd Carriers (with another 1,348 from Canada )
1,721 motorcycles
£1.15bn worth of aircraft engines
1,474 radar sets
4,338 radio sets
600 naval radar and sonar sets
Hundreds of naval guns
15 million pairs of boots
I love that repair-tank. Great to see him in a video again. :D
It's the "Coffin for Seven Brothers!" lol
Somehow more historically accurate than the game, as the Lee was referred from soviet troops like a "casket for 6"!
The Lee did some good work against Rommel when he only had Mark IIIs. But it was obsolete against Mk IVs. The British and Soviets sent them off to fight the Japanese in 1945. They were great for that. Japanese tanks sucked and the Lee could blast away in all directions at the infantry trying to get at it with satchel charges.
Absolutely right! Still most of the tanks sent by the Lend and Lease treats deemed to be quite inadequate in the east europe and russian warfields as you might now even better than me. Specially due to terrain conditions.
Even the Matilda's, proved to be quite efficient, had problems due to the snowy terrain, leading to a huge number of units stuck and left.
The T-50-2 honestly looks much cuter this way.
Panzer Dragon What T-50-2??? Thats an A20
0:40 T-50-2.
Poor SU-152 ;(
Need some repair:)
Poor BT-7
Lisa King-Wrong channel mustache bro..:)
Poor m3 lee
Sturmtiger stronk
As soon as I saw the Lee, I said, "Well, they're dead."
lol Nice vid Ranzar! Nice to see the return of the repair tank, and the Churchill GC.
That was a Churchill GC, have another look.
New and improved M3 Lee, great too see him again
LOL...sends back the British "gift".
Amazing history
Make Tanktoon Minifilm!!! This may be good. :D
Best one for now, I laughed so much, and I watched probably 90% of your blog, that confident m3 lee, and stupid gc as always, nobody want it, bussy kv2, very nice
Also Kv2 is like they through spears at us comrade A20 is this suppose be the middles ages. I don't know comrade the A20 says. Okay I Derp for you comrade Kv2 says. Dah comrade A20 says back lol XD.
not to be a smartass, but i think that the churchill GC could've actually helped (i think it might stand a chance against the sturmtiger's armour).
A small one but yes.
Next time ship in the M4 diesel with the 76 hv. Russian tankers liked them so much they bought out everything the Fisher plant in Michigan could produce. 5th Guards Tank Corps tip: one Emscher tags the Tiger in the track as it moves. The partner delays a few seconds as the Tiger swerves around on the bad track and puts a hard point in through the side of the turret. Problem solved.
Well that Kv2 spike scene is funny as hell.
Feel bad for the Churchill it did not even have a chance and the brits were so nice to lend it to the Russians
You Still got it! LOL!
i feel like a kid but its still fun to watch
sorry for all my posts i am just trying to be helpful , informative and funny to and you don't have to agree with me or you can correct me on things while being civil to as don't know everything but i really enjoy world war 2 history and read up when I can thanks for likes guys. We are all Comrades here lets just enjoy ranzars great work on his episodes and not complain about propaganda and Russian bias just laugh the funny Satire here its pure gold and hey if you don't know much about the second world war its fun way to learn a little bit or the general basis of it.
M3 Lee is back!...And he is gone.
Good to see a video with the Germans winning
wow haven't seen kitbashed churchill in a long time
xaxaxaa! не могу дождаться части 3)))
The game carrier would have made this way too easy. We don't want no cheaters here, get it outta here !
This is actually historically right finally, but the germans ran out of materials, so they lost
Hey RanZarEng, I really love your tanktoon! I’ve heared you’re based in Russia. Is that true?
Yeaaaa ran-zar is back!
Could you make a music video for download because your iTunes don't working :c
I love This channel
I love the new M3 lee look! It reminds me of a drill sergeant. Anyone remember the old M3 lee look?
Never seen the t-34 so serious
This repairtank is the best😂
Oh god..i cant wait to see wat kills the SturmTiger xD
This is really good xD
Good animations
1:18 wait wasn t the M3 Lee killed in a very old episode by the Panther/M10?
1:48 nevermind...
I miss Rudy...
Its okay Rudy is still out their somewhere trolling German panzer 3's, panzer 4's and panthers some where lol especially the panzer 3s lol XD. Also trying make sure his derpus of twin brother doesn't go play whack a mole with un exploded ordinance again to. Also his German shepard is still peeing in Ferdinand's experiments and Hitler Tank is still whacking him with his whip While being gaged again. Mean While a tiger 1 is wearing a gimp mask while being ridiculed by his younger Brother The King Tiger lol. Yah had to make some past references to lol.
*Him are back!!*
At 1:50 THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE did you see what the sturmtiger did to that m3 lee though?
He just needed a squad of Shermans.
nah Sturm tiger would have killed them with one round if it was squad of 3 and if it was five they would only have 2 shermans left the splash alone would destroy or disable more than one Sherman from the blast.
WoW continue !!
We wait for the next part
KV-2 would have blown up that sturmtiger comrade, Stalinium shells will always penetrate german armor.
nope he wouldn't have as its sloped and its a low velocity HE round. and 2mms though normally would make a difference on flat amour its sloped so it would have to be a pretty dam good shot if it did. as the slope effective thickness is 300mm and well its tough enough for a high velocity round to make it through so a derp would have have very low chance at be successful in destroying the Sturm Tiger the Sturm Tiger would win easily he doesn't even need a direct hit to defeat the KV2 lol. But BL10 ISU 152 could do it possible with as the bl10 is a high velocity seal clubber lol.
Tanktoon - Second Siege is good but little help we have so you make a Tanktoon - Little Help 2
PUDDI PUDDI is here! :D 1:18
Awesome episode (as always)
2 lend-lease tanks are good demonstration for anyone does not know about russian bias
British crate should have had a Valentine II in it, lol
Tim Smith Tertrach and Matilda too
yey the second part of the series! also #shrekawarness
M3 Lee is back
KV-2 returns not sure how long ago it has been
Poor Churchill GC XD
And i'm yet still confused why they didn't called the air force to drop the KV-2 ontop of the Sturmtiger
nope that was a Waffentrager e100 when they stop the 800mm or 80cm Gustav train Gun in the secret underground German facility.
T-34 Had flashbacks of what he created
Dah comrade
only hope is hellcat and chaffe
When strumtiger come...please the name of the soudtruck ...is amezing !!
Zwhatsh approves
Whats the name of the black tank?I dont played WOT for a long time so i dont remember.
Muahaha :D fantastic. Keep the good work mate. :D
Time for Czechoslovakia T34-100. 😈
Thankyou KOMRAD!
more please :D
Best episode ever
How did I know those lend lease crates hand the m3 lee and the Churchill gun carrier inside
To be continued......... They Need a The IS-6 (I bet That The Stug tiger Kick IS-6 Butt)
Much better. German wins and that is so good
Good kv-1
Yey new video !!!:))))
Sturmtiger ist am besten!!! ;)
On the next part Stalin will sent object 268 v4 which will bounce all shot from sturmtiger, flank it, and ram its butt until it destroyed
Can it be, the Germans Wins the first time in RanZars Cartoon!?
nope they win from time to time its just like the score 100 Russia vs 10 Germany lol. They do just not often. cWhen they Usually do it comes to an unforeseen asset such as the sturmtiger or tiger 1 and panther tanks when they first appeared. Its just that Sturm Tiger is set to boss mode meaning hes is challenge yet over come by the player if this was video game lol. The Ruski's just haven't learned how to beat him yet but they will soon only a matter of time lol.
Hhh good one
Lol omg what is that a chirchill gun carrier?
Yay Finally part 3 to this series cannot wait to see Hitler Tank Rage again at his underlings lol. Yes because we no this is just Satire right people not propaganda its not propaganda if its telling events that have already happened. So please stop with the its Propaganda and Russian bias. However Propaganda did exist during world war 2 but its 2018 and and Ranzar keep op the good work of spoofing world war 2 like I would to see another silly movie behind the scenes skit again like when the panzer 3/4 was fighting the Ms1 one but they constantly repeat the seen do it technical errors and actor bloopers. That was so Funny when the panzer 3/4 took a break to eat is bowl of cereal and the Ms1 just gives him a dirty look or the Maus Falling off the rafters while trying to av work with the lighting and sound. I feel like at the end of these hHtler Stalin tank series its just going be one big movie and the characters are just actors spoofing and poke fun at the Great Patriot War with Russia and just called WWII for allies lol.
the Iosif Stalin (IS) is actually Stalin :D
Это офицальный канал ранзар
WOAW M3 lee
Armor M3 lee Front 51 sides 38 rear 36
Gun M3 lee The Gun 75 mm Gun M2 armor piershing 90 mm
51 mm 38 mm 36 mm
Eaither its giant or the t 34 is small
I thought the British crate was the fv4005 and when it open it attack and blow up
I miss the mutant lee :p
2:11
Chruchill Gun Carrier?
if yes, god that the T34 send him back to britan because most usless tank ever
british tanks, noooo.....sorry, rejected XD
Chuchill GC is Lendlease?!
True Story :))))
Coffin for seven brothers.
*Sees Churchill*
OH HELL NO
I hope the germany tank will win :D