My friend: “um.. someone in our class broke her leg.. Nurse: Ice Me: ;-; My friend: 🤨 Nurse: Feeling better? Me: no, ice won- Nurse; “pulls out 1,000 pound bag of ice Me: 😦
When I was a kid one of my friends said they lived in a 4 story mansion with 24 rooms... I went to their house a week later and it was a 1 story house with 5 rooms lmao
My cousin is rich, when I was 4 and she was 5 she said she’s proud of me for being with her. She said she’s rich. I mean her family and brother lives in a rich, luxury neighborhood. But she said: I have a pool, it’s under ground! And then 10 years later I asked her again, she said she didn’t have any. She wheezed.
legit, hella stupid. Like you in 2nd grade? 1st? all it takes is mouth to mouth or pressure on the chest to have the dumbass who would drown on water in a hallway, cough it up, even forcing the person to swallow without them doing it themselves works. If you choke on water and die, and not swallow it, you are going where you belong, in the ground. Js, your joke is so stupid I feel like it needs some validation of reality or whatever, I'm in hella pain.
Fun fact: the girl with “cancer” I tbh I think that’s the girl who shaved her head off bc her bunny was born without ears And then she knitted a hat with lil ears on it and put it on her bunny❤️
My friend today got hit ok the head with a metal pole and she was dizzy and felt funny and then gave her ice told her to sit there for like 10 mins then made her leave
@Inayah Mohammed **inhale** F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER U IS FOR U AND MEEE N IS IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEAAAAA
Yes my mom does that all the time you didn't hear me call you because you were on the phone but my phone is downstairs you're not hungry because you're on the phone no I'm not hungry cuz I just ate 15 minutes ago you're failing school because you're on the phone you took my phone a month ago o r u talkin back to me now uggh
Andre N Pitts cancer isn’t something someone wants so they can shave their head. Hair loss comes from Chemo therapy when they use chemicals to treat the cancer cells
1. I woke up 2. SSSniperWolf came to my house 3. I cried 4. We got lunch Now read in the order 2 4 1 3 Edit: OMG 904 thanks guys and girls!!!!! Edit 2: omg thank you all so much I've never got this many likes before!!!!!
If SSSniperwolf was a Nurse.... Kid has A broken finger. SSSniperwolf:ICE Kid loses Memory SSSniperwolf:ICE Kid breaks up with Boyfriend/Girlfriend. SSSniperwolf:ICE
Me: REALLY SICK Grandma: its because of that phone your brain will melt Me: um i don't think that is how it works Grandma: Are you talking back young lady Me:........ Grandma: TALK that is disrespectful Me: are u kidding me
1:50...it actually happened to me!!! I was on a cruise ship singing to myself and when I was done the whole ship clapped for me and the captain shook my hand...and I was blessed...AND THEN I WOKE UP
Me: Nurse I’m internally bleeding! Nurse: Okay, here’s a little baggy of ice for you. Me: Dies from blood loss. Mom: iTs BeCaUsE oF tHaT dAmN pHoNe! Holy sh*t didn’t realize I had this much likes! Thank you so much! This is the most likes I’ve ever gotten.
The whole school about to die from poison in the cafeteria: The nurse: pUt SoMe iCe oN iT Edit: I have a memory of 2nd grade now. I fell on the playground and for once got proper care :3 I felt like an entitled princess the rest of the day.
Lol it’s true, but the ice packs at my school are plastic ziplock bags with a paper towel and some water and then they put it in a freezer and let it freeze ;-; Edit: And the paper towels are the cheap brown ones that rip easily.
Me: *is almost in a hypoglycemic coma* Nurse: *here is some of my holy ice. Guard it with all your life, cherish it, and it shall heal your troubles.* Me: wtf-
Me: I have hypothermia, memory loss, internal bleeding, and im about to die. my nurse: LaY oN tHe HoSpItAl BeD aNd WaIt UnTiL yOuR dAd PiCkS yOu Up. Y'all complaining about just ice. I dont even get a mint or water ;-;
got coronavirus school nurse: here's some ice mom: it's cuz of that phone karen: here's some vapor rub edit: like beggars this is how you get likes on your comment make a funny original comment and don't say "like comment" instead of saying this is how many times person did this or any other form of asking for likes
Noura Nassery I know it’s like I am at a park, sitting on a bench on my phone. A crazy drunk person driving a car runs into the middle of the park and hits the bench that I was on. My mom: iT’s bEcAusE oF tHAt pHoNE
Sniperwolf: And the whole ship started clapping!
*shows the titanic*
Did you really? Show the Titanic.
Yep while people were running for there life.
*woah.*
I love it how she talks about people that got caught fibing m8 you tottally aren't guilty of that m8.
_oof_
Sssniperwolf: "the titanic sank and everybody died"
Rose:"forgot about me?"
Rosita Salamante yep
Rose is fictional but there was still survivors.
It is sssniperwolf not sniperwolf
@Princess Taniegra yo its apart of the T R A D E M A R K
XDDDDD
Titanic:**Sinks**
Everyone: **Starts clapping**
-SSniperwolf 2019
LOL
P.S : i love the Movie Titanic
Same
Titanic sinks, ICE
Sssniperwolf*
Courtney Rose, stop it don’t call her dumb she just did a simple mistake.😠
kid: my eyes started bleeding and im coughing blood!
nurse: take some *✨I C E✨*
(gives lad some tacos)
*(Lad gets healed by eating the tacos)
@@themagnificentsans5 😐😑
@@themagnificentsans5 who is lad 💀
@@George_Harris_SR25 person
The magic ice and paper towels
“And then they all started clapping!!!!!”
[2019 SSSniperwolf ]
Lol.
And then they all started clapping!
Sucker
Tyler Black don’t be mean
Tyler shut up men
Little Potato I love that your
Me: MOM!!!!!! *in pain*
Her: What?!?!?
Me: My stomach!!!
Her: iTs BeCaUsE oF tHaT dAmN pHoNe
Why is that true😂
and thats why i dont tell my mom my head hurts :)
Me when I blink
Mom:Your eyes are blinking cuz of the goddamn phone
Xd
I ate cucumber and then I was on my phone then I threw up and my mom said it's because of you eating cucumbers and keep on watching the screen
Student: I think I have hypothermia
Nurse: Here's some I C E
This comment is so underrated
LMAO
No thx, I’m cold as it is XDDDD
Sahil Shaikh OH-
Sahil Shaikh *Ice, the natural cure for everything!*
Sssnipperwolf does not realise but she makes everyone smile .
yeah! my step mum resently died and she made my day :)
“Don’t you try to weasel your way out of it soy boy”
-SSSniperWolf 2019
Watching in 2020
As soon as i read this sssniperwolf said it! Lollll
lia: "hello friends"
me: "hey whats up sisss"
my mom: "who you face timing now?"
my mom lol
My mom: ARE YOU SURE ITS A GIRL?! ITS A BOY AINT IT?!
True, but im indian and that death stare with a sandal in my mom's hand had me praying in 5 languages
@@tiaswrld5374 I feel bad for them Indian kids lol
Lol mine too
My friend: “um.. someone in our class broke her leg..
Nurse: Ice
Me: ;-;
My friend: 🤨
Nurse: Feeling better?
Me: no, ice won-
Nurse; “pulls out 1,000 pound bag of ice
Me: 😦
She just wants ur friend to get out
she is a school nurse not a doctor and her recourses are limited you are over dramatic
wolfboy cool no she’s saying what happens because if someone breaks their leg ice ain’t gonna do anything
wolfboy cool it’s a joke. Also, in reality ice won’t do shit plus by law they’re required to call 911 so
wolfboy cool......it’s called a joke 🙄
When I was a kid one of my friends said they lived in a 4 story mansion with 24 rooms... I went to their house a week later and it was a 1 story house with 5 rooms lmao
IMOa
My cousin is rich, when I was 4 and she was 5 she said she’s proud of me for being with her. She said she’s rich. I mean her family and brother lives in a rich, luxury neighborhood. But she said: I have a pool, it’s under ground!
And then 10 years later I asked her again, she said she didn’t have any. She wheezed.
If u have 4 storys u live in a mansion?!?! MY LIFE IS A LIE
some kids get embarrassed of where they live or even how they live
Don’t you just hate how people brag about how they are sooo much better than others? Or how they have so much cooler things than others? 😭😭😭😭
Nurse: dont interrupt me unless your dying throwing up bleeding or broke a bone
Me: OW I JUST BROKE MY LEG
Nurse: *Put ice on it*
XD pretty accurate
OH THE ACCURACY
Yes oof yes so accurate
Accurate
true!
Me-MY FRIEND JUST CHOKED ON WATER IN THE HALLWAY!!! I THINK SHE'S DEAD!!!
Nurse-heres an ice pack, you can put it on his/her grave 😂😂
legit, hella stupid. Like you in 2nd grade? 1st? all it takes is mouth to mouth or pressure on the chest to have the dumbass who would drown on water in a hallway, cough it up, even forcing the person to swallow without them doing it themselves works. If you choke on water and die, and not swallow it, you are going where you belong, in the ground. Js, your joke is so stupid I feel like it needs some validation of reality or whatever, I'm in hella pain.
Georgia r/woooooooooooooooooooosh!
Georgia.... Damn....chill 😑
I love this👌👌😂😂😂
Georgia jeez u can't take a joke!?!
**anxiety during a test**
*_kahoot music plays_*
Lol
Piggy Lover101 YEET it's testing time here
😂😂
We play it too!
That gives me major heart attack
Fun fact: the girl with “cancer” I tbh I think that’s the girl who shaved her head off bc her bunny was born without ears
And then she knitted a hat with lil ears on it and put it on her bunny❤️
❤
Me:the kid next door was stabbed n is dying
Nurse:here give them ice,ice always solves everything.
Once I had a gash in my leg from the playgrounds and the nurse ligit just gave me an ice pack she was like 17 and now looking back I feel bad for her
then everybody started clapping 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I crashed off a 4 wheeler into a speed limit sign, it said 25 mph SO CURSE 25!!! Also I still have the scar... >·
My friend today got hit ok the head with a metal pole and she was dizzy and felt funny and then gave her ice told her to sit there for like 10 mins then made her leave
Or if your in England
Me: *accidentally cuts finger off whilst cutting apple*
Mum walks in....
Mum: WHERES THE PARACETAMOL THAT SHOULD DO
🤦♀️
*the titanic sinks and everyone is dead*
Nurse “have some ICE”
To the people that keep saying the nurses died... can y’all take a joke?
Yeaah because ice definitely isn't the reason Titanic sinked hahah
Me: Edit: fixed atuo correction
_ _
• •
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할리 퀸Harley Quinn 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 amazing this is soo funny lol
Alishba Nasir there was a fire in one of the boilers which weakened the side of the water compartments.
YES my nurse said "you have a fever HAVE SOME ICE"me"😰😰😰DON'T MESS WITH ICE"
My sister: I went to Emma's! me: I was at Emma's....
LOL!
@@gamerplays8933 I-
Ummm. Ok was I ment to laugh
Oh Sh- ur sis went somewhere
0.0
me : *gets hand choped off* nurse:just take some ✨I C E ✨
Me: MY LEGS FELL OFF
Nurse: here’s some ice
Mom: ITS BECAUSE OF THAT PHONE
edit: TYSM FOR ALL THE LIKES!!!
Uh, what?
Somia Aung true😂
Why aren't you the top comment?
69th like :))
Georgia, it’s a joke about how most parents blame everything wrong with their child on their phone.
SSSniperWolf: “eggs, milk, whatever vegans eat.”
me: “O~O”
@Inayah Mohammed **inhale** F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER
U IS FOR U AND MEEE
N IS IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEAAAAA
@@ruby_spectre wat
Sssniper wolf:"Eggs milk and whatever vegans eat"
Vegans:
WTF. WE DONT EAT BABY CHICKS
Hi.
@@ruby_spectre Wot.
@@cuebone2169 Yes
A girl : I'm pregnant!!
Nurse : HeRe, HaVe SoMe IcE!
Fr
All of these are nurses giveng ice to make the payments fell better 😓
LMAOO
XD
i think nurses are obsessed with ice now
5:20 Most relatable thing of my childhood ever.
Fr fr
Me: I’m literally bleeding to DEATH!!
Nurse: *Put some ICE on it.*
Edit: thanks for the likes! ive never gotten that many before!
angxlinantlxrs 05 and here’s a bandage
😂😂😂😂
Here's two lollipops. :)
My nurse dont even give me ICE I get one, ONE ICECUBE
@@mack2546 I feel sorry for you. ;-;
gets injured, stomachaches, headaches and other kind of aches
school nurse: *just ice*
mom: *iT's BeCaUsE oF tHaT dAmN pHoNe!!!*
Why is that so true 😂
and”yOu need tO drink mOre water”
Yes my mom does that all the time you didn't hear me call you because you were on the phone but my phone is downstairs you're not hungry because you're on the phone no I'm not hungry cuz I just ate 15 minutes ago you're failing school because you're on the phone you took my phone a month ago o r u talkin back to me now uggh
Soooooo true
LMAOOOO so true :)
"Abraham I gotchu"
This person is an angel lmao
Kid: I think my arm got cut off...
Nurse: Here, have some ✨I C E✨
Me: my neck is snapped and my legs are cut off and my eyes are hanging out.
Nurse: *this ice should do*
Me: *faints*
Oof
Slugger Bug
Me: I have hyperthermia
Nurse: ICE!
Me:🤦🏼♀️
This is my school nurse in a nutshell but instead she just makes you *lay on the cot*
At my school we just get a mint to fix everything.
xXx KittyCatGamerxXx No shit
Heartbreak ... ice
Amnesia...ice
Cut finger off... ice
Hotel? ...Trivago
Hotel?..Ice
Hotel?...ice!
@@gogosqueeze4682 oh lol
Hotel?... _fire_
Hypothermia? ICE
“My stomach hurts and I can barely breath”
Nurse: “LaY dOwN AnD hAvE SoMe I C E! ✨
You actually broke all your bones , broccoli
@@Yeahilikecats nah, hes a cinnamon bun
@@teresaramirez1608 nah, he's an apple
@@adhominemm Nah, hes a Cupcake
@@teresaramirez1608 nah he's a pie
When she says “ICE…ICE…ICE” OMG 😆 I laughed so hard!!
One time, this girl lied in the fifth grade about how she had a kid-
Her "baby boy" was her brother-
An_Emo_Requiem (I’m in 5th grade rn) my “friend” in year 2 said she was “pregnant” with a boy she was “dating and have s**” with- like year 2 wtf.
😂😂😂
Bangtan Kookie Wattpad gone good far
Haha I am laughing so hard I'm crying that is so funny!!
@Bangtan Kookie that girl needs therapy real therapy
Me: on the monkey bars
Me: *falls* *dies*
Nurse: I C E
Me: reborn
Plot twist : your fawkes the phoenix from harry potter thats why you can be reborned when you have to die👀
@Briella Strickland I see like 100+ comments like this
Reese’s puffs
@@adoptmekitsune :/
ICE MMM ICE
Having anxiety before a test
Nurse storms into the classroom
*I HAVE ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
True story.
Fr
That CANNOT be true
And then the class started clapping!!!
@@lucianatriplett4045 it was a joke...
@@jae6116 lolllll
My fourth grade science teacher banned me from going to the bathroom even though my family has bit of a history for IBS
Have you noticed that we always need the bathroom during a test
y e s
And that is the reason to kick someone so hard in the nut they forget who you are
@@bunnyizukumidoriya1166 bro izuku what u doin here
@@bunnyizukumidoriya1166 deku is that u
“The titanic sank ;C”
“AND EVERYONE STARTED CLAPPING”
✨😩🤌
May-is- my-day *I heard that part while reading your comment XD but that was hILariOUs*
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Crazy Is Lazy ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ beautiful
@@Zyycra same
@@May-is-my-day_KYLE woah I just heard that when I saw your comment and also the beautiful
Hahaha funny
People: “I sang and everyone started clapping and I got free food!”
Me: Jesus, James Charles apology video is more believable.
Probably because it was real... Lol
Lmao
Chloe Whermann XD Lol
That's rude..
Chloe Whermann it’s wasnt
She’s bacc
She attacc
But most of all
She ℓσσкιи ιкє å ѕиåçç ωħιℓѕт ℓєåđιи ⓣⓗⓔ ⓟⓐⓒⓒ
Daniel Rodriguez xd brotha good response
Daniel Rodriguez lol
You stole this
@Daniel Rodriguez lmao u be a playa
I wanna lead da pacc
0:56 Lia: how much you gonna cry tonight?
Me: none I like girls
Happy pride month ( yes, I know it's over) I'm pan so I get the feeling
@@slither_serpant9591 congrats!
@@nayanakantha8429 thankyou 💛💙💗
Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuu now a detective! Where my favorite French RUclipsr at?????😭
Do you have cancer so you can shave your head bald? 😟😞😢
I had to like it was at 99
Hi
oneuglyboi 😂😂 I feel like that is so satisfying
Andre N Pitts cancer isn’t something someone wants so they can shave their head. Hair loss comes from Chemo therapy when they use chemicals to treat the cancer cells
me : my legs fell off
nurse: here’s a ice pack
mom: your damn phone
doctor: it’s okay just fever
google : so you have chosen death
underrated
DAMN..... **sniff sniff** is this an original comment I smell?
Edit: I’ve never seen a comment like this, so I think it’s og I don’t know
Karen:Have some coconut oil
rosé water this is defiantly overrated
Lmao
1. I woke up
2. SSSniperWolf came to my house
3. I cried
4. We got lunch
Now read in the order 2 4 1 3
Edit: OMG 904 thanks guys and girls!!!!!
Edit 2: omg thank you all so much I've never got this many likes before!!!!!
Hahah
@@btsjimin1106 Army (yes no maybe so) ♥️♥️♥️
Damn
oof that's tough.
OoooOoohh that makes more sense
my teacher said...
my bsf: **choking on water**
teacher: go get some water
THIS LEGIT HAPPENED TO ME IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
Nobody:
Oprah/nurse: You get an ice and u get an ice everybody gets ice
Lol like if u love lia wth black hair and comment for pink
Sadness I'm the only one who likes her hair pink (I love it black to)
Pink
Pink
@You is That ok? what about black with pink highlights
both
*_math test during class_*
*_hearing just dance or kahoot_*
I’m a Kahoot god
Happy side of RUclips I put my name as SUB TO PEWDEPIE IF I WIN lol
I love kahoot haha
I'm gonna kashoot myself now
Oof frick Kahoot
Me: I cracked my head open
Teacher: here is some ✨ICE✨
Nurse*
Nurse*
@@chaeslolly it fine I no matter
@@Enya_artist it fine it no matter
CatFriendly Mia
Its fine it doesnt matter*
When she reads the stories, it sounds WAYYY better then your average reader reading it
Me:nurse I started my period
Nurse:here ice will help it
Me:😒
Me rn sulking...
😦🙃
Ha I bet like every like is a girl PS if you thank this is an insult its not
I know right
My friend she had her hand stapled and they gave her ice lol
I don't think it works like that
If SSSniperwolf was a Nurse....
Kid has A broken finger.
SSSniperwolf:ICE
Kid loses Memory
SSSniperwolf:ICE
Kid breaks up with Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
SSSniperwolf:ICE
Aisha Ruler of Worlds *This is comedy gOLd*
I dont think she would be a good nurse
Ice baby ice baby
@@kitsandcatspurr time to ruin your life with the word ice age baby
@@gracedean2017 same
*_anxiety during an exam_*
_Nurse:Ice,Ice,Baby_
*OMG! Thanks for the likes, I didn't beg!*
Lol But atleast she dosent tell you to "come back in the second break"
Then runns
'Diagnosis: Not enough ice.'
Why did I think of that Game of Thrones song
Yoooooo im in 5th grade and i get that
@@xink3r_au727 your user name says that very well. 😂👌
Child: * Breaks leg *
* goes to nurse *
Nurse: *ICE!!*
Sssniperwolf: your boy friend breaks up with you, ICE
me: *_-yeets ice at bfs running back-_*
So funny
Lol
How u did the -cut-
Funny
XD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Student: *I have hypothermia*
Nurse: *well i know wht will fix that.....*
*ICEEEEEEE*
Sub sub
Haha
Emily Baumgren this is funny because hypothermia is-
Hypothermia is caused by being cold so lmao good joke
Emily Baumgren MEE NURSE
5:21 omg so true
Scraped knee. ice
Cut finger. Ice
Frost bite ice
Ice. Ice
@@thischanneldiedlol2234 ice ice baby
Ice? Ice
@@thischanneldiedlol2234 baby?????
Ice ice baby
Vegan nuggets actually exist!!
They r made of dough, potato, and garlic. Sometimes you can put peas too and tbh it tastes amazin 😘
Me: REALLY SICK
Grandma: its because of that phone your brain will melt
Me: um i don't think that is how it works
Grandma: Are you talking back young lady
Me:........
Grandma: TALK that is disrespectful
Me: are u kidding me
Lol I used to have that problem
If I need to talk back: ...
If I don’t need to talk back: b-but... (insert words here)
Like, WOT? TF?
I read it back words
I have the same prob
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Little did our parents know they are wrong
Person: -sings to self-
Me: How loud do you sing girl
LOL
Idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lmao!
*huehue* uh, it's called *projecting* (ik it's a joke lol just wanted to point it out 🤣)
Her: the whole ship clapped
Me: how loud do she sing
My mind: at home her speakers broke
My mom:😶😹 😹😶😹😶😹😶😹😶😹😹😶😹
1:50...it actually happened to me!!!
I was on a cruise ship singing to myself and when I was done the whole ship clapped for me and the captain shook my hand...and I was blessed...AND THEN I WOKE UP
DREAMS COME TRUE@
🤣🤣
Lol
And I be T-posing over like:👁👄👁
Noooooo *another relate bc this happens so many times to me
If ur seeing this your in the future :0
I am, I agreed am
Me too
:0
I am
I’m
Me: Nurse I’m internally bleeding!
Nurse: Okay, here’s a little baggy of ice for you.
Me: Dies from blood loss.
Mom: iTs BeCaUsE oF tHaT dAmN pHoNe!
Holy sh*t didn’t realize I had this much likes! Thank you so much! This is the most likes I’ve ever gotten.
RipTac ikr 🤣
LOL
RipTac XDD SO TRUE
No lies detected
spooky0724 I feel the same way 😂🤣
Nice yellow, Actually Nice yellow it makes the room look cool.
look like a chain smoker lives in that room.
Looks like a roasted marshmallow
@@Sam-ix8jy Your making me hungry.
_"M-Ma'am... I got stabbed..."_
Nurse: *pUt sOme iCe on iT*
iCe
mom: its cuz of that damn phone
Karen: here's some vapor rub
My friend said her mom was that vegan teacher and I was like “Girlie pop nah…”
Yuh watch now same bro
Sssniperwolf : your boyfriend broke up with you ICE
Me: your boyfriend broke up with you ICE cream
???
You made my day 😂
Like! 💕🙄
Yes honey that is me
yasss
I was the 199 like
Me: freezing to death
Nurse: ICE
I be getting frost bite and the nurse be like IcE
dont be shy PuT sOmE mOrE
dOnT bE sHy IlL pUt IcE oN yOu BrO
Don’t be shy, get warmer with ice
"Uhhhh thats not gonna help nurse..."
Nurse: *more i c e*
Your boyfriend Break up with you : *ICE*
Me: *TEA*
savage😅
Larsen Long 😎😎😎
Me: Cristine the holo bij
HERES
*Clicks*
THE MOTHER YEETING
*Clicks*
TEA
XOXVEXY WOLFXOX YAY 😁
Meh friend: really?
Lia: I hope you fall asleep before you finish the game
Me: gasp* NO
that’s literally the worst
*me* im choking i cant *cough* breathe
*nurse: here ICE*
😂
At my school they sometimes just give us some sort of cream(and ice) or if not they send you home ;-;
My shcool you say your stomach hurts and they offer you some water or to use the batheroom or......ICE
The whole school about to die from poison in the cafeteria:
The nurse: pUt SoMe iCe oN iT
Edit: I have a memory of 2nd grade now. I fell on the playground and for once got proper care :3 I felt like an entitled princess the rest of the day.
Lol 😂
Lol it’s true, but the ice packs at my school are plastic ziplock bags with a paper towel and some water and then they put it in a freezer and let it freeze ;-;
Edit: And the paper towels are the cheap brown ones that rip easily.
Classmate chops my legs in half:
School Nurse: here's an bandaid
Me: wtf?!?!?! Halp me, I'm dying!
SO TRUE
my school nurse gives me a towel and tells me to just bite for the pain
1. I woke up
2. I met Sssniperwolf
3. She hugged me
4. I cried
Read it in this order: 2 3 1 4 😂😂😂
Edit: oml tsym for all the likes 💙💙💙
@shannon berkers lol its fine 🤣🤣🤣
Oofus Rufus
Yeetus yeetus..fine I wont commit self deletus
Rip
@@najliagarrett5125 that's what I put on the bottom 🤣🤣🤣
Student: Hey nurse I got a question-
Nurse: ✨I C E✨
"No one has that much gum"
Me: "looks at drawer with all my old gum packs -"
I have an addiction to gum.
Sameee
Same
Lol
Me: *looks in my backpack which has 50 packs of gum in the front pocket
2:19 was the best edit Lia has ever put in a video 😂😂😂
I feel so bad for laughing at that 😭
@@whaleenthusiast456 same but it was hilarious 😂😂
Teacher: " shes dying!!!😱"
Me:😰😵🤢🤮
Nurse: here's some ICE
i c e i c e b a b y
Pooo
Jasmin Mares “oh my head hurts too” Nurse: I AM CALLING YOUR MOTHER SO YOU CAN GO HOME OK? YOU GOOD? YEAH?
❄️❄️👶
Lol
“And everybody started clapping”
-Sssniperwolf multiple times in this video
Car: *runs over kid*
School nurse: *I C E P A C K*
Lol
Nah not even I got a ice cube in a ziplock 🤣🧊
Lol omg so true though
Its a joke I get it but it won't work in life
Ur boyfriend breaks up with you:Ice-
Cream😎
😐
Lol
hehe funny
yass thats how you fix it....
until you eat it all
and now you have no ice cream nor man
Ats cold 🧊
3:27 "Eggs, flour, milk" both eggs and milk are forbidden on a vegan diet lol
Or if your just a normal vegan......
3:25
*✨The vegan teacher would approve✨*
A person at lunch giving people her smarties
Me: can I have one
Her: no... these are my pills
Me:🤔🤔🤔
Hol' up
Is she Overdosed-
Wait.....
Can you get high on smarties?
(I know its a dumb question)
Oh hell no-
Hell yeah
‘Do they have eggs’
Me: stop right there! Eggs aren’t vegan!
Exactly, I got so confused
@@foodplayzgames We talk'in about Micheal here? 🦊
@@sus9381 omg LOLLLLLLL
I was thinking the exact same thing- Micheal Afton-
Dude I was thinking the same thing
Me: "gets murdrered"
Nurse: ICE I C E
Ice fixes everything
@@ilovetaylorswiftsomuch13 sure it does
@@ilovetaylorswiftsomuch13 yeah
People it’s a meme
@@genesisofthebetween we are all memeing
Me-“I THINK I BROKE MY ARM!!!!!!”
School Nurse-“Want some 🌟 ICE 🌟
5:24 FR THO LMAO I BROKE MY ANKLE ONCE AND ALL THEY DID WAS GIVE ME ICE AND SEND ME BACK TO CLASS
same- my friend fell at recess and she came back limping...but with i c e
I "OOFED" and they said "I C E"
@SNOWDROP10NYCTISALSOVERNONBLV at butterflies bugs?
Lol
I know! Once I twisted my ankle (it was sprained) they sent me with ice!
Me: *Cracks head open*
Nurse: *Gives you some bandaids and a pack of ice*
“NEXT”
“What’s the dumbest thing anyone has ever lied about?”
Me: *ripping my Twilight posters off my walls* “Twilight sucks”
@@eiko.8536 yep def a kid
The dumbest thing I ever have done was cheat on my gf-...
Don’t cheat on ur girl friend. That’s just a jerk thing to do.
Lyla Serrano I know I regret everything about it..
Lyla Serrano i was very stupid- and I was crying for days
me:HELP IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
the nurse: H E R E S S O M E I C E
(gives Foxy some aspirin) C-CHEW OR SWALLOW THIS.. I'M SURE IT WILL HELP
Roses are red,
My name is not Dave,
Idk where this poem went,
Microwave
Kit Kat Bar
Yoda
@Amina Cizik no it isn't
Kekk Fa- Lol 😂
@@kekkfa1281 yes it is but the original one was
Rose's are red, my name is not Dave, this poem doesn't make sense, microwave.
Me: *is almost in a hypoglycemic coma*
Nurse:
*here is some of my holy ice. Guard it with all your life, cherish it, and it shall heal your troubles.*
Me: wtf-
Sooo true
Stop copyin other comments
Me: scrolling through comments
Everyone: *random Injury* happens
“Nurse”: PUT SOME ICE ON IT
“Mom”: ItS bEcAuSe Of ThAt PhOnE yOu ArE aLwAyS oN
I watched this video 2 days ago for the 3rd time and I forgot most of the memes in this- big oof
Me: my head hurts so BAD!!
Mum: ITS.CAUSE UR ON THAT BLOODY PHONE ALL DAY
ME:What the actual....
Student: **dying slowly**
Nurse: *I C E*
Me has fever
Nurse: here’s some ice
Mom: ITS THAT DAMN PHONE
Doctor: CORONAVIRUS
Google: you have brain cancer and you will die tomorrow
Lmao
lol
im youre 82 like congrats
Im your 90th like, congrats
I'm the 108 like. Congrats!
Me: I have hypothermia, memory loss, internal bleeding, and im about to die.
my nurse: LaY oN tHe HoSpItAl BeD aNd WaIt UnTiL yOuR dAd PiCkS yOu Up.
Y'all complaining about just ice. I dont even get a mint or water ;-;
Lolll yeah the worst thing here is that you might live far away from your school😂
100th like
we get ice and not mints or water
I get mints, saltines, ice, and water..sorry kid
Hermione Granger u lucky we don’t get saltines
the titanic clip with the clapping was just amazing
Me: MY LEG BROKE
school nurse: ice
My mom: ITS BECAUSE OF THOSE FRIENDS OF YOURS
i c e i c e b a b y
No, no. Its because of that phone.
@@voidzones no its cuz of your eyes
@@voidzones lol
got coronavirus
school nurse: here's some ice
mom: it's cuz of that phone
karen: here's some vapor rub
edit: like beggars this is how you get likes on your comment make a funny original comment and don't say "like comment" instead of saying this is how many times person did this or any other form of asking for likes
Phantom_Wolf52 Mexican moms xP
@@ashley-k7x2g so true lmao
My mom anything that happens to me it's bcz of that phone
Noura Nassery I know it’s like I am at a park, sitting on a bench on my phone. A crazy drunk person driving a car runs into the middle of the park and hits the bench that I was on. My mom: iT’s bEcAusE oF tHAt pHoNE
Also karen: Turn on the humidifier.
Someone: *lies about having an IPhone XR* and shows picture of having iPhone XR
Me: Dude that’s photo shop......
Someone: *runs*
what
Seikii oof
Emma Moon I have an XR
Love your videos , they are so funny
Agree