LUCKY PEOPLE Who Avoided VERY CLOSE CALLS

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  • @supafx246
    @supafx246 5 лет назад +536

    I was very lucky to avoid my mom after she saw my math test 😂
    Huge close call
    (Also I If you checked some of my skits out, thanks) 🔥

    • @luisamaranhao1824
      @luisamaranhao1824 5 лет назад +5

      I have always had good grades so I don’t need to worry

    • @mariacastaneda640
      @mariacastaneda640 5 лет назад +6

      Luisa Maranhao no one asked if you have good grades or not

    • @leole1100
      @leole1100 5 лет назад +2

      I avoided my mom after she saw all my grades

    • @megzzzrse6728
      @megzzzrse6728 5 лет назад +1

      what did u get?

    • @megzzzrse6728
      @megzzzrse6728 5 лет назад +2

      By the way,love ur videos,they are so funny

  • @Anonymous-nh7cb
    @Anonymous-nh7cb 5 лет назад +6

    If it wasn't Matt then it was Jamal.
    If it wasn't Jamal then it was Tyrone.
    If it wasn't Tyrone it was Jerome.

  • @DamiBella
    @DamiBella 5 лет назад +5

    *if you’re reading this I hope you become a millionaire and become successful 💵💪🏽*

  • @jomama1103
    @jomama1103 4 года назад +8

    When you said you were happy that it was a white man I lost all my respect for you

  • @jennifercreed9300
    @jennifercreed9300 4 года назад +35

    This is how many people love dangmattsmith
    I
    I
    V

  • @katherinechambers6187
    @katherinechambers6187 5 лет назад +54

    Yassss I saw Matt’s face and clicked right on the video.

  • @meghancochran3150
    @meghancochran3150 4 года назад +139

    This is how many times Dangmattsmith said"Get That Outta Here!
    ⬇⬇

    • @supervegito_yt5036
      @supervegito_yt5036 4 года назад +2

      Meghan Cochran why are u begging for likes bruh

    • @meghancochran3150
      @meghancochran3150 4 года назад +6

      @@supervegito_yt5036 I'm not I just thought it would be funny comment.

    • @harrisabeast5131
      @harrisabeast5131 4 года назад +6

      Meghan Cochran I agree that you were just making a funny comment

    • @meghancochran3150
      @meghancochran3150 4 года назад +3

      @@harrisabeast5131 Thank you!☺

    • @kellytouchet3078
      @kellytouchet3078 4 года назад +2

      I love ya man but I'm a girl

  • @lynnaejones9022
    @lynnaejones9022 4 года назад +31

    Lol after finishing the Bang add he said LeTs GeT bAcK iNtO tHe ViDeO The video ends 😑

  • @delaneyy112
    @delaneyy112 5 лет назад +189

    Dang Matt Smith: *DISHONER UPON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY*
    Me: *Blame It On Jamal*

  • @YoGirlNyaBRose
    @YoGirlNyaBRose 5 лет назад +64

    Omg u are so funny😂😂i was so sleepy right now but now im clearly woke now😂u need so much help with making sense!!!!im dead😂😂

  • @Slayer_Of_Gardora
    @Slayer_Of_Gardora 4 года назад +5

    Yes, dogs can cough.

  • @hypertime7828
    @hypertime7828 4 года назад +7

    God bless you all😁😇👱🏼‍♀️🙂

  • @smgpink1235
    @smgpink1235 5 лет назад +227

    My omg moment was why was this guy brushing his teeth at fricking 3:57 A.M...
    Boi go to sleep!!!!!

    • @bmoore1484
      @bmoore1484 5 лет назад +4

      I sleep.'Till 4A.M.

    • @kimberlykost2689
      @kimberlykost2689 5 лет назад +4

      i'm listening to/watching stray kids vids all night........

    • @itstamara8935
      @itstamara8935 5 лет назад +6

      i sleep in the morning whole day and wake whole night💀💀💀imma batttt😂💀

    • @kimberlykost2689
      @kimberlykost2689 5 лет назад +4

      @@itstamara8935 lmao. I've done that before. when the others are asleep they can't stop u from playing Overwatch the whole time. lmao

    • @itstamara8935
      @itstamara8935 5 лет назад +3

      @@kimberlykost2689 😂😂💀

  • @megzzzrse6728
    @megzzzrse6728 5 лет назад +146

    Someone: does that's mean ur pregnant?
    Dangmattsmith:its a thermometer
    Meee:🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

  • @bob-bq8et
    @bob-bq8et 5 лет назад +77

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Matt: He tried to cut her head off! Just go to court if you want the kids.

  • @ceceliamuro8593
    @ceceliamuro8593 4 года назад +7

    5:52 it was an ax-ident 😂

  • @DarnelloAngelo6689
    @DarnelloAngelo6689 5 лет назад +11

    Dangmattsmith: People who avoided very close calls.
    *BUT YOU'RE MOM CALLS YOU ON YOUR PHONE WHEN SHE HEARD WHAT HAPPENED IN SCHOOL*

  • @johnpluchino8805
    @johnpluchino8805 5 лет назад +377

    Who else hates when adds pop up in the middle of like a really good or funny part?

  • @evan1rocks708
    @evan1rocks708 5 лет назад +25

    I'm telling reaction time and infinite I'll tik Tok to do it

  • @eboneymoore7136
    @eboneymoore7136 4 года назад +6

    Yes dogs can cough when the dog choke

  • @Zombs_killerz831
    @Zombs_killerz831 5 лет назад +40

    Love your vids so Much I subscribe and got your merch

  • @zaza_lane
    @zaza_lane 5 лет назад +372

    I don't even think elderly people use life alert anymore cuz they have phones now

    • @noduh2761
      @noduh2761 5 лет назад +2

      @2Rainyy I liked your comment

    • @noduh2761
      @noduh2761 5 лет назад +1

      @2Rainyy want me too or nah

    • @anricruizruizmartinez4412
      @anricruizruizmartinez4412 5 лет назад +5

      They still need it in case they fall for example if they fell like 8 inches away from the table they need to use the life alert cuz they arent close enough to the table.

    • @itselfmystery2212
      @itselfmystery2212 5 лет назад +1

      My grandma has it

    • @anricruizruizmartinez4412
      @anricruizruizmartinez4412 5 лет назад

      @@itselfmystery2212 Thats good.👍

  • @jasiesomething9951
    @jasiesomething9951 5 лет назад +59

    "In all seriousness it was an ax-ident"
    *duh duh chee*

  • @flytrizzy4933
    @flytrizzy4933 4 года назад +11

    5:40 to 6:00 when he's talking about the axe close call he says it was probably an "axe-ident"

    • @weirdoisme3312
      @weirdoisme3312 4 года назад +1

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @dogloveralyvia8897
    @dogloveralyvia8897 5 лет назад +7

    This was out ONE DAY before my birthday!!!

  • @brendanlebaron3027
    @brendanlebaron3027 5 лет назад +7

    If you're a real fan you would know that he deleted this video and then re-uploaded it
    Small RUclipsr btw

  • @kyeshpal
    @kyeshpal 5 лет назад +5

    I watch the video a couple hours ago and it said that somebody took a sleeping pill and a laxative they go have to buy new sheets

  • @black_unicorn_awsome8789
    @black_unicorn_awsome8789 4 года назад +5

    GIT THAT OUTA HERE YALL

  • @prodbyL1TK3Y
    @prodbyL1TK3Y 5 лет назад +100

    Damn Never Noticed You Had More Subs Than Dashie...RESPECT🔥💯

  • @whosangelzz
    @whosangelzz 5 лет назад +64

    “Those limbo lessons really have come in handy”
    Me: *stares at mom*
    Mom:what?
    Me:*grins wildly*
    Mom:ok let’s go
    20 minutes later
    Me:*gets rushed to hospital *

    • @whosangelzz
      @whosangelzz 5 лет назад +2

      James Norton you don’t get do you

    • @whosangelzz
      @whosangelzz 5 лет назад +2

      James Norton I went to go to limbo lessons then went to the hospital,I broke my back.....get it right!!!

    • @whosangelzz
      @whosangelzz 5 лет назад +1

      James Norton and some people do

    • @whosangelzz
      @whosangelzz 5 лет назад +1

      James Norton well everyone says things are jokes for an excuse to get out of things,and what you said was no where close to a joke

    • @whosangelzz
      @whosangelzz 5 лет назад

      James Norton huh and nobody does isn’t a joke they are words

  • @orlawallace9912
    @orlawallace9912 4 года назад +23

    Anyone else notice that this was posted one month after AzzyLand’s video, and the thumbnail and title are EXACTLY the same!

  • @Lewis_gamez
    @Lewis_gamez 4 года назад +2

    £100009999988776665442111223345566777788990987655333221123467890098765544321122334556666777788990099876554345566444332211223344455667788888900987665442213456789909870998877665431123446677789900987766555432345789900987767900000i

  • @MLGconcrete
    @MLGconcrete 5 лет назад +8

    🤣🤣🤣dang it, the hilariousness IS OVER 9000!!!! These close calls better *get that outta here*

  • @js8303
    @js8303 5 лет назад +93

    I kinda avoided a close call of being late to this video😂😂

    • @nayeve8519
      @nayeve8519 5 лет назад +3

      It's funny cause your profile matches he emojis

    • @js8303
      @js8303 5 лет назад +2

      Golden Unicorn oh yeah😄 😂 is my favorite emoji

    • @reap3514
      @reap3514 5 лет назад +1

      J S basic but ok

    • @js8303
      @js8303 5 лет назад

      Jazza For I couldn’t think of anything else to comment🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @basaltwool3823
      @basaltwool3823 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @wolfiestarz1105
    @wolfiestarz1105 5 лет назад +4

    6:06 'I'm sure it was an 'AXE'ident 😂

  • @deyshagrovesnor2848
    @deyshagrovesnor2848 4 года назад +3

    Buy me one by me to get that out of here I’m on your biggest fans

  • @liamglynn3487
    @liamglynn3487 5 лет назад +38

    Real story once I was brushing my teeth I meant to grab the toothpaste but I grabbed my acne medicine. And didn't relize until after the 2 minutes.My iq is -10
    This is why we read

  • @joshualawrence6842
    @joshualawrence6842 4 года назад +22

    Yes a dog can cough

  • @holliepajak3772
    @holliepajak3772 5 лет назад +11

    Raisin Bran is not Healthy for you Matt🤣🤣

  • @Insane_clipz23
    @Insane_clipz23 4 года назад +4

    Yes dogs can cough and they stick a thermometer up a dogs but sometimes

  • @butterscotch7003
    @butterscotch7003 5 лет назад +132

    “Don’t stay up late!”
    STAYS UP TILL 6:00 AM
    bro it’s true

    • @cbateman7094
      @cbateman7094 4 года назад

      Totaly

    • @ctyrs8449
      @ctyrs8449 4 года назад

      Me stays up on 11am and sleep 2 hours a day

    • @pizzapizza8959
      @pizzapizza8959 4 года назад

      I've woke up at 1 am And 5:00

    • @susandrohan7255
      @susandrohan7255 4 года назад

      In stayed up until I’m asleep

    • @stacybriggman706
      @stacybriggman706 4 года назад

      Dream .X. That’s the Dumbest thing to day are u slow🖕🏽

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaa1987
    @aaaaaaaaaaaa1987 5 лет назад +9

    I think I’m second
    Edit: oops I think RUclips is being dumb again

  • @mulansessentials395
    @mulansessentials395 5 лет назад +25

    Final Destination love hate relationship with all the movies
    I love the movies but then u get paranoide because everything u look= DEATH

  • @Aidentheassimator1
    @Aidentheassimator1 4 года назад +1

    Tyler was the time of a year for a year off to a year of age

  • @Jaglifeman
    @Jaglifeman 4 года назад +37

    100.4 DANG BUT "Are pregnant"
    dangmattsmith:"ya stupid GET THAT OUTTA HERE

    • @shorts6179
      @shorts6179 4 года назад +3

      Haha

    • @anairis6431
      @anairis6431 4 года назад +1

      Jaglifeman 1005 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

    • @anairis6431
      @anairis6431 4 года назад +2

      Jaglifeman 1005 sorry I’m tired 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😶

  • @stellaa.9187
    @stellaa.9187 5 лет назад +23

    Someone: who took all my million $$$
    Me: ???????????
    Dangmattsmith: ummmmm Jamal did, yeah yeh it was Jamal

    • @jamesyadao842
      @jamesyadao842 4 года назад +1

      Stella u don't even look like u have millions of dollars!

  • @myranthapaul4964
    @myranthapaul4964 4 года назад +17

    I love it when he says '' get that outta here"

  • @amielouwhoo
    @amielouwhoo 4 года назад +3

    Eeeeewww
    the good work and play some people, so that we have the ability for you, I just found your email, and a lot more to do you
    want. you 02

  • @bronco_empire
    @bronco_empire 5 лет назад +5

    I’m not first
    I’m not last
    But I clicked really fast

  • @bobbyg1572
    @bobbyg1572 4 года назад +8

    8:55 got me laughing kinda hard for some reason haha

  • @kadyrae5724
    @kadyrae5724 4 года назад +3

    Love that he says the final destination right after I say it lol

  • @daniberrios9605
    @daniberrios9605 4 года назад +10

    The bang is so good excepted cotton candy but lemon drop is my fav

  • @thatoneperson3704
    @thatoneperson3704 5 лет назад +9

    😂😂😂😂Love this channel
    Like if agree

  • @Kaisarinaapulu
    @Kaisarinaapulu 4 года назад +35

    I like the flip in the beginning . It made me gasp 😱.And I laghed AF in the second one!!!🤣🤣

  • @gustavouribe6763
    @gustavouribe6763 5 лет назад +5

    Who are else notification button pizza and chicken faster then funnnny jack get that outt tehre 😎🤟👍👇😂😂😂

    • @seanmorrey2359
      @seanmorrey2359 5 лет назад +1

      Am I the only one that has no idea what this says

  • @CoolKid-kk8tw
    @CoolKid-kk8tw 4 года назад +14

    dangmattsmith: And lets get back into the video
    Video ends

  • @bibsgachalife6454
    @bibsgachalife6454 4 года назад +6

    What does ‘’get that out of here’’ men

  • @fatmatadaramy2663
    @fatmatadaramy2663 4 года назад +8

    Haters better get that out of here💁🏾‍♀️👉🏾

  • @eaglecut8475
    @eaglecut8475 5 лет назад +7

    7:18 what doctor wears that thing like that 😂😂😂😂

  • @strawberry_cow726
    @strawberry_cow726 4 года назад +59

    This is how much he says get that out of here

    • @babytoothless3246
      @babytoothless3246 4 года назад +2

      Like 1827362678292029918266253892919298373636377289101000283873663544554738929919 times

    • @sirajwormley5565
      @sirajwormley5565 4 года назад

      Intuitive Ib6tjkgg4 ggrd6uyi3nSiraj

  • @chaotix2160
    @chaotix2160 5 лет назад +8

    The face you make when you see a 1 minute wait at splash mountain at Disney world 10:14

  • @littlechris390
    @littlechris390 5 лет назад +4

    Hey random person scrolling through the comments, hope you have a good day.

  • @jakeisworstyes8484
    @jakeisworstyes8484 4 года назад +7

    I was like holy **** in the beginning jamal i need a call dang its close so i called them and they said close call

  • @reese5099
    @reese5099 3 года назад +8

    When he said
    "What are you a lumberjack!? Choppin' some wood, Choppin' some trees!??"
    Me adding on to the sentence:Choppin' some random persons grandma?

  • @aubreyarmontrout5175
    @aubreyarmontrout5175 4 года назад +4

    "Uh no this is jamal"

  • @chikaecole4179
    @chikaecole4179 5 лет назад +9

    DangMattSmith:Forget the police
    Police:Ur Under Arrest
    DangMattSmith:That was Jamal
    Police:Oh Ok

  • @moxi7979
    @moxi7979 5 лет назад +6

    1:51 my friend thought that was a pregnancy test too when I showed it to him and he thought it was supposed to be a trick question.

  • @Emma-qo7ls
    @Emma-qo7ls 4 года назад +48

    CEO of “ get that outta heeeerrrreeeee”

  • @carolyneargana5388
    @carolyneargana5388 5 лет назад +12

    My mom was behind a truck with stuff in the back and a filter fell off and hit the windshield 😨

  • @chloee1469
    @chloee1469 5 лет назад +4

    7000 views in 5 minutes
    i thought i would be first :(

  • @kimnamjoon303
    @kimnamjoon303 5 лет назад +4

    I got a dad joke!: what do you call a cow in a earthquake?
    A milkshake!

  • @Killacutz
    @Killacutz 4 года назад +9

    I hate when he sees one video then he takes two Minutes to look at another one

  • @mattias_baby9605
    @mattias_baby9605 5 лет назад +6

    My moms work caught on fire so I’m so HAPPY AND THANKFUL SHE didn’t die 😁

    • @j.i.r608
      @j.i.r608 5 лет назад +1

      That's a true blessing

    • @mattias_baby9605
      @mattias_baby9605 5 лет назад

      Yesssss 🤗

    • @mattias_baby9605
      @mattias_baby9605 5 лет назад

      So cool but my mom said “if u want it u have to work you’re want that” because u are 22

  • @thehendryfamily3260
    @thehendryfamily3260 4 года назад +15

    When he was showing the thermometer going up the dog butt Mortal Kombat ad just suddenly popped up and said finish him

    • @savagekayla2343
      @savagekayla2343 4 года назад +2

      Ha

    • @meighanaustin6160
      @meighanaustin6160 4 года назад +1

      Rent also know there was a set of tracks details about the track specifically like how many how long with directions to traveling in but it was found between the wall in between

  • @akitoshinonononononononononome
    @akitoshinonononononononononome 4 года назад +9

    When you said "ooooooooo"9:57 my dog 🐕 howled😂😂😂lol

  • @sxnkissed_roses6437
    @sxnkissed_roses6437 4 года назад +6

    I miss your reacting to scary animations series, it was so funny 😂

  • @dex5717
    @dex5717 4 года назад +19

    1:44
    Person: dose that mean your pregnant or not
    Me: really dude it’s a thermometer not a pregnancy thing -_-
    I guess Matt has to “GET THAT OUTTA HERE” ;3
    Edit: wow 13 likes, thanks

  • @cykablyatthemovie2424
    @cykablyatthemovie2424 4 года назад +9

    2:28 "You are probably wanding why I gathered you here today.."

  • @kimberlykost2689
    @kimberlykost2689 5 лет назад +21

    you can get that out of a Reese's bar 10:02. lmao 😊 love ya

    • @meaganwidener6005
      @meaganwidener6005 4 года назад

      When i picked 10:02 it took me to matt talking about bang energy drink

  • @offbrand_mystoryanimated6716
    @offbrand_mystoryanimated6716 4 года назад +19

    Matt: let me axe u a question
    Me:🤦‍♀️ oh my gosh

  • @tammybaker3290
    @tammybaker3290 5 лет назад +11

    That first clip of the ski slope if how i dodge that homework

  • @cathybrown5911
    @cathybrown5911 4 года назад +6

    When it sounds like your dog is hacking up some puke that’s what their cough sounds like

  • @udochii
    @udochii 4 года назад +95

    Matt: LUCKY PEOPLE Who Avoided VERY CLOSE CALLS
    Me: Please, they're BLESSED.

  • @muhamedahmed215
    @muhamedahmed215 4 года назад +2

    Has anyone played resıdent 1 ör 2 e 3 4 5. 6. 7?.

  • @vladplayz2043
    @vladplayz2043 5 лет назад +21

    2:50
    Old town road parody
    I got all of the seats waiting at the back
    Toilet at the front
    People watching me taking a massive dump

    • @dillg6692
      @dillg6692 5 лет назад

      OFS Blizzard don’t even rhyme 🤢

    • @vladplayz2043
      @vladplayz2043 5 лет назад

      You’re a clapped child

    • @dillg6692
      @dillg6692 5 лет назад

      OFS Blizzard I’m a child but you play fortnite...

  • @adynamorreale2443
    @adynamorreale2443 5 лет назад +5

    My mom walked in just as he said stick the thermometer up the dogs but, and I pause the video after I noticed her, and we sat there staring at each other for about 10 seconds, then she opened her mouth to say something, then left the house. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying!!!!

  • @cassidy.gracee
    @cassidy.gracee 4 года назад +26

    Let’s just point out the fact that the movie theater/ bathroom toilet paper is so far away like man they gonna be reaching for it then get pee on the floor😆

  • @tiffanyfrederes3307
    @tiffanyfrederes3307 4 года назад +1

    where you ever on a walk the prank vid

  • @kishathomas5929
    @kishathomas5929 4 года назад +14

    Dangmattsmith: what is it with al the close calls!
    Me: 🤨🤨🤨 isn’t this a close call video????

  • @hope7390
    @hope7390 5 лет назад +16

    Where the black colored ones lmao I’ll buy some when my b day come up

  • @faithwright2737
    @faithwright2737 5 лет назад +4

    I love your videos and nothing would change that but I prefer the other background (the city one) but it’s fine I just preferred it - love ya Matt 💖

  • @maliekbeckford9341
    @maliekbeckford9341 4 года назад +2

    He had a trap necklace
    Like if u saw it to

  • @mattias_baby9605
    @mattias_baby9605 5 лет назад +8

    My cousin is a traitor he will never defend me 😭 after everything I did for him

  • @59master60
    @59master60 5 лет назад +10

    Do you ever think that long Wang and strong want would team up and take down that stupid cont Hitler

  • @fortnite_5454
    @fortnite_5454 4 года назад +8

    Who else thought the dog part kinda sounded weird

  • @Legomasterinthemaking
    @Legomasterinthemaking 4 года назад +13

    That was a good joke.

    • @Idk12178
      @Idk12178 4 года назад +1

      amber mayo the first joke the cops call joke?

  • @stucker693
    @stucker693 4 года назад +24

    Does anyone realize how Matt has had the same chair for ever and not a single scratch

  • @lrdslasher3493
    @lrdslasher3493 5 лет назад +16

    Ok so the first one was really good reflexes like wow! And yes the flip was bae 👍🏼 😧 😆

  • @andrea-yg5lg
    @andrea-yg5lg 4 года назад +3

    I gotta say your really Funny XD Also haiii!

  • @davidvaldez3325
    @davidvaldez3325 4 года назад +1

    Why you burhsing yo teeth so early Mr. Athletes Foot