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  • @DCHRAY12
    @DCHRAY12 7 лет назад +103

    I was just waiting for Wade to play the "Whipping a disobedient slave" card the whole time, it was perfect in so many occasions.

    • @DarthKato
      @DarthKato 7 лет назад +2

      Same here. lol

    • @skelskeleton
      @skelskeleton 7 лет назад +22

      "when i was tripping on acid whipping it out turned into whipping disobediencent slaves."

    • @quartzgaming1991
      @quartzgaming1991 6 лет назад +6

      Ikr that and kamikaze pilots

    • @lostpupper2632
      @lostpupper2632 5 лет назад

      it was perfect on the dubai one lol

    • @kenoserrano7013
      @kenoserrano7013 4 года назад +1

      I thought for a moment wade would use "whipping a disobedient slave" card and the "a sassy black woman" in that last one about the god not tolerating things

  • @kbingo5135
    @kbingo5135 7 лет назад +70

    36:24 "Shut up, Wade."
    Gar has become Markiplier.

  • @alasdied9509
    @alasdied9509 6 лет назад +18

    Gar's laughs and giggles are adorable and cute! I heard his laugh/giggle and I smiled and laughed.

  • @LaMortDeLaMusique
    @LaMortDeLaMusique 7 лет назад +281

    Should've played "TSA guidelines now prohibit Kamikaze pilots on airplanes" HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT

    • @Lobossumi
      @Lobossumi 7 лет назад +5

      INDEED! Wade is blind.

    • @CompositeCreativity
      @CompositeCreativity 7 лет назад +3

      Lobossumi Sure, he's "blind" for not picking ONE card...

    • @oliviadavis3826
      @oliviadavis3826 7 лет назад

      Philip Whitehead aye

    • @loggior.speedweed4345
      @loggior.speedweed4345 7 лет назад +9

      "TSA guidelines now prohibit United Airlines on airplanes"

    • @diogoayres7953
      @diogoayres7953 7 лет назад +11

      well, he didn't pick "Cancer" for "I never really fit until i met ____ Club".

  • @XmartiHUNx
    @XmartiHUNx 7 лет назад +144

    1:57 Wade, you could have played "kamikaze pilots turned into friendly fire".

    • @issacalleyne8665
      @issacalleyne8665 7 лет назад +8

      He couldv'e played it on the TSA card.

    • @albanovkonrad
      @albanovkonrad 7 лет назад +22

      Or "TSA now prohibits kamikaze pilots on airplanes"

    • @luneph4091
      @luneph4091 7 лет назад +29

      Or "Whipping it out turned into whipping a disobedient slave"

    • @DracoHandsome
      @DracoHandsome 6 лет назад

      Wade should've said he didn't want kamikaze pilots in his Chinese food. That would have been spectacular.

    • @colingrimm319
      @colingrimm319 6 лет назад

      I think they need to get the whole gang in a room and do CAH like they do DBD

  • @KatIzSassy
    @KatIzSassy 6 лет назад +8

    18:26 my favorite part of this whole video! "i sound high af right now"-pat 2017

  • @tallyjones4417
    @tallyjones4417 7 лет назад +10

    when JP said "when I was tripping on acid" I actually almost choked on my ice cream because I was caught so off-guard XD

  • @jasontilford3397
    @jasontilford3397 7 лет назад +22

    22:35 Oh god, I'm in tears! Those were all perfect! XD

    • @nicolerobertson2654
      @nicolerobertson2654 7 лет назад +1

      Jason Tilford My stomach hurts from laughing at that part 😂😂😂

    • @videogamer8459
      @videogamer8459 6 лет назад +1

      Nicole Robertson I was shocked at first when I saw that card but then I just couldn’t stop laughing!😂

  • @WFBDsaltlordTTV
    @WFBDsaltlordTTV 5 лет назад +8

    I love it that Gar died of laughter after the “Making sex at her” card 😂😂

  • @estrothebull7080
    @estrothebull7080 7 лет назад +61

    more 40 mins episodes of this please!

  • @InvisiblerApple
    @InvisiblerApple 7 лет назад +8

    Gar's giggling is adorable XD And Pat did indeed sound high
    Damn I need to play CAH

  • @Arbiter1223
    @Arbiter1223 7 лет назад +6

    "I got that vagina card, and I was so happy." - Wade, 2017

  • @bramblechaser162
    @bramblechaser162 7 лет назад +6

    13:19 I love that laugh. He just keeps going.

  • @Boofenhiemer
    @Boofenhiemer 7 лет назад +40

    Michael bays new three hour action epic pits Bill bye the science guy against cancer

    • @colingrimm319
      @colingrimm319 5 лет назад

      TheMoneyMonkey wait so does he have cancer or is it him finding a cure for cancer

  • @tofunugget4074
    @tofunugget4074 6 лет назад +2

    12:40 XD
    “I’m going to hell.”
    Why does that crack me up more than anything else in this entire video?

  • @imaginlee7299
    @imaginlee7299 6 лет назад +2

    Ahhh! Wade could have played "Sexual humiliation, the slippery slope that leads to whipping a disobedient slave."
    That would have been much better.

  • @BrittanyNiicole
    @BrittanyNiicole 6 лет назад +4

    "What are you doing to our former president?"
    That made me laugh 😂😂

  • @Chimcharlover13
    @Chimcharlover13 7 лет назад +5

    Wow, a nearly 40-minute episode? We really got treated today! Not really sure why one of Wade's points got edited out near the end (where he played "Hipsters" for the World War question), but even with that out it was STILL a long video! And it was really hilarious the entire way through. While I still think table-top is better, this version CAN be funny, since it does have more variety. Just need to add in a few more decks and blank cards and then you'll be set!

  • @wolfinsheepsclothing842
    @wolfinsheepsclothing842 7 лет назад +9

    "I wasted my cucumber!" JP 2017 XD

  • @fonepixie
    @fonepixie 7 лет назад +7

    I was all like.... awww... its already done? Love this series :D MOAR!

  • @tunaburger5892
    @tunaburger5892 4 года назад +2

    Wade talking about them not being evil but he kept "whipping a disobedient slave" and "kamikaze pilots" the whole time

  • @kimithepotatodragonqueen3133
    @kimithepotatodragonqueen3133 7 лет назад +3

    "And what did you bring for show and tell. Depression"
    Same

    • @Angry5704
      @Angry5704 4 года назад +1

      Yep... story of my life. We can be the depressed friends! *depressing theme song plays*

  • @momentomori4070
    @momentomori4070 5 лет назад +3

    JP:...I'll have Barack Obama smuggled in *creepy voice* wanna play Patty cake😂😂

  • @neohamilton551
    @neohamilton551 7 лет назад +23

    19:53 personally, I would've chosen kamikaze pilots instead of lockjaw.

  • @Noodles4Anime
    @Noodles4Anime 7 лет назад +20

    What happened to the second to last round?
    Lol. It seems Wade skipped over a lot of really fitting (and probably winning) cards for fear of them being bad. (Kamikaze Pilots, Cancer and Whipping a slave could've been used a lot)

    • @colingrimm319
      @colingrimm319 5 лет назад

      Noodles4Anime wouldnt sudden penis loss be a symptom of the flesh eating bacteria

  • @diplomatwombat9072
    @diplomatwombat9072 7 лет назад +2

    I'm glad wade is more open too swearing now, it makes his videos even more funny

  • @raicudona6395
    @raicudona6395 7 лет назад +2

    I've watched this playlist many times and all I can think is that you should mix the fan made decks with the regular decks and the outcome would be awesome. (you'll never look at each other the same again)

  • @Angry5704
    @Angry5704 5 лет назад +1

    Switching to Geico was so good. That was such a good play.

  • @mannyg3533
    @mannyg3533 7 лет назад +3

    " I SOUND HIGH AS FUCK"~Patrick 2017

  • @Hayden-rc1ru
    @Hayden-rc1ru 7 лет назад +4

    Humanity in a nutshell: "I'm going to hell but this is funny."

  • @mitchleyguerrier4587
    @mitchleyguerrier4587 7 лет назад +69

    Where could've used "cancer" so many times

    • @ilovecutecouples
      @ilovecutecouples 7 лет назад +1

      Mitchley Guerrier ikr?!

    • @albanovkonrad
      @albanovkonrad 7 лет назад +16

      It's bad, but I'm upset he didn't use "whipping a disobedient slave" and "a sassy black woman" on the last question.

    • @spectral__
      @spectral__ 7 лет назад +7

      He should've done "Cancer Club."

    • @kylemower6095
      @kylemower6095 7 лет назад +3

      he also should have pit American gladiators vs bill nye

    • @Aloyus_Knight
      @Aloyus_Knight 4 года назад

      @@albanovkonrad OOOOOOOO kinky.

  • @maxxiemaria466
    @maxxiemaria466 5 лет назад +1

    I walked into a window thinking it was the glass next to it

  • @Oliver-jc6wn
    @Oliver-jc6wn 7 лет назад +2

    Your reactions to dark jokes are frickin hilarious!

  • @KimchiYeo
    @KimchiYeo 7 лет назад +2

    Jp and obama playing pattycake in prison XD

  • @Angry5704
    @Angry5704 4 года назад +1

    1:20 The face when Wade realizes Gar was flirting with his son.

  • @austindeanblade8070
    @austindeanblade8070 7 лет назад +4

    "wow you guys used to be so much more evil" *picks the crappiest most innocent ones mins later*

  • @abbycockman7669
    @abbycockman7669 7 лет назад +8

    29:14 I can't figure out if he said "I wish I wasn't a damn box" or " I wish I was a tampon"

  • @lukenukemson2231
    @lukenukemson2231 5 лет назад +2

    Remember to keep your comments respectful... RUclips? You know what this video is about right...

  • @nanifa6082
    @nanifa6082 7 лет назад

    "What gets better with age?"
    Wade: Nicholas Cage.
    GOD DAMN IT YOU HAVE THE "CANCER" CARD!

  • @smileymcmiley4169
    @smileymcmiley4169 7 лет назад +1

    i love wades smile. its the best

  • @thewatcher7061
    @thewatcher7061 4 года назад +1

    Wade: at least she will know what to get you for Christmas
    JP: all I want for Christmas
    Pat: is the true meaning of Christmas
    Me: WTF LOL

  • @artkondratyev4307
    @artkondratyev4307 7 лет назад +1

    I noticed Kamikaze pilots and thinking, "Dam it Wade. That works with 90% of all the black cards!

  • @Alien_Cultist
    @Alien_Cultist Год назад

    Man, I've been watching these guys since I was 15 and theyre still absolutely hilarious

  • @TheCollectorsOasis
    @TheCollectorsOasis 3 года назад

    “I sound super high right now!!!!!” - Pat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @VIISkies
    @VIISkies 7 лет назад +2

    Wade, you're not being offensive enough 😂
    There was at least five individual rounds where the cards Cancer, Kamikaze pilots, and Whipping a disobedient slave would've worked PERFECTLY.

  • @reeduan7771
    @reeduan7771 7 лет назад +1

    I swear every cards that Wade got as a Czar are all suitable for the 'Cancer' option and they all would turn out to be really fucking dark...

  • @libbybennett3122
    @libbybennett3122 7 лет назад

    22:37 WADE!!! I understand your surprise but STILL!!! YOU NEVER CURSE!!

  • @coffinnote7353
    @coffinnote7353 7 лет назад +1

    Omg! Wades wink at third base!! 😂😘

  • @KiritoNoiharaQuartz
    @KiritoNoiharaQuartz 7 лет назад +1

    Gar's laughs are contagious

  • @davey688
    @davey688 7 лет назад +1

    half the fun of this series is seeing wades expression

  • @nnyrox7355
    @nnyrox7355 7 лет назад +2

    I kinda miss the table... *flips table* lol!
    Oh well. Play however you guys want, Wade. ^_^ It's friggin hilarious either way.

  • @gamingnerd4063
    @gamingnerd4063 7 лет назад +1

    "When I was tripping on acid Friendly fire became Kamikaze pilots."

  • @wolfboy18
    @wolfboy18 7 лет назад +1

    Further proof that JP is not innocent. Also this was so funny, I laughed so hard I couldn't breath.

  • @russelljacka6981
    @russelljacka6981 7 лет назад +1

    1:19 literally exactly the same reaction 😂

  • @sirzack0002
    @sirzack0002 7 лет назад +4

    18:27 OH GOD MY HEART

  • @LiegeAspie
    @LiegeAspie 7 лет назад +1

    As soon as I heard the space muffins thing the kool-aid shot out of my my nose XD

  • @Deverey1
    @Deverey1 7 лет назад +3

    There's like 20 different places I wanted him to play either whipping s disobedient slave, or kamikaze pilots.

  • @AsianMoriarty
    @AsianMoriarty 7 лет назад

    Micah fucking Christ the way Wade just went "Holy Shit" really surprised me

  • @hewhowalksalone9220
    @hewhowalksalone9220 7 лет назад +19

    Marriage. It's a trap!

    • @Pugzlife-pk5kj
      @Pugzlife-pk5kj 6 лет назад

      He Who Walks Alone ;

    • @Aloyus_Knight
      @Aloyus_Knight 5 лет назад

      Pity no one told Wade that before he tied the knot because ya know, losing half your stuff in the divorce.

  • @tfmaster96
    @tfmaster96 5 лет назад

    “The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter” would have gone perfect with almost all of the black cards.

  • @Cassiopea525
    @Cassiopea525 5 лет назад

    Anyone else yell at the screen when Wade didn’t pick ‘Kamikaze pilots’ for ‘TSA guidelines now prohibit ___ on airplanes’? It was too perfect!

  • @Parasiteve
    @Parasiteve 6 лет назад +1

    i would have played "friendly fire" for the couch stain one ;) and for the poolside one in dubai i would pick the disobedient slave lol

  • @Techopath-123
    @Techopath-123 7 лет назад +1

    wade totally blew it with tsa one. i was disappointed he didnt use kamikaze pilots 😂

  • @runarindo5961
    @runarindo5961 7 лет назад +2

    Wade's pouty face was cute and funny.

  • @ShadowOfBuchko
    @ShadowOfBuchko 6 лет назад +1

    I died laughing about the whales... 😂😂😂

  • @silverdragon3132
    @silverdragon3132 7 лет назад

    Their CAH games mirror my friends and I when we play, the winner normally wins because of the jokes the card inspires.

  • @davidbusch383
    @davidbusch383 6 лет назад

    "We're just here for space muffins!" Mad me laugh HARD

  • @kagari1426
    @kagari1426 7 лет назад

    I love how most of these cards appeared in marks video with tyler and ethan

  • @tristanysmith5166
    @tristanysmith5166 7 лет назад +1

    I was laughing so hard by the end of this video I couldn't breathe.

  • @reeduan7771
    @reeduan7771 7 лет назад

    You know what? Some of these really stabbing me from the inside out and I'm not even kidding...best video 10/10.

  • @rynocaliendo9569
    @rynocaliendo9569 2 года назад

    28:37 was the perfect opportunity to use kamikaze pilots. Wade should stop pulling punches.

  • @nickroman2622
    @nickroman2622 7 лет назад +3

    Molly should take notes.

  • @jacobr2022
    @jacobr2022 7 лет назад

    "A stray pube is a slippery slope that leads to sexual humiliation" Is what Wade should have played.

  • @tomsimonick7761
    @tomsimonick7761 7 лет назад

    Wade, you had an amazing hand! You had kamikaze pilots, cancer, and the second from the left

  • @machbooks
    @machbooks 7 лет назад +1

    NOOOOO, Gar controls all my fellow 8th graders and I, HELP US!!!

  • @KawasakiCowan
    @KawasakiCowan 7 лет назад

    wade has sworn more in this video than the last 3 months combined

  • @Gloriaficent
    @Gloriaficent 7 лет назад +5

    so the airline banned tiny box Tim from flying?

  • @bbippy6752
    @bbippy6752 7 лет назад

    I love this layout, because I can read the cards and understand them rather than try to figure out what people are saying. It's hard to understand when everyone is laughing.

  • @Connor-gr4xn
    @Connor-gr4xn 7 лет назад

    i love the sounds they do after reading every card LOL

  • @LarusFotia
    @LarusFotia 7 лет назад

    You know something is horribly wrong when Wade started swearing.

  • @kyahausbun4752
    @kyahausbun4752 6 лет назад

    20:00 Wade should've played "Kamikaze pilots against American gladiators"

  • @nopitynope3258
    @nopitynope3258 7 лет назад

    this is so stupid, but thank you guys for making me laugh. I'm really not feeling... well right now, and I needed this

  • @jamrfromanotherworld
    @jamrfromanotherworld 7 лет назад

    Oh my god! You guys were so, so, I don't even have words to describe the stuff that went on in this video. I also am surprised that Gar was like where is Molly and Dan for 9/11. I mean I know the joke they have but wow! XD

  • @Aloyus_Knight
    @Aloyus_Knight 4 года назад

    Forget everything you know about depression because now we've supercharged it with daddy issues.

  • @Shogun_38
    @Shogun_38 6 лет назад

    Forget everything you know about Kamikaze pilots, because now we’ve supercharged it with cancel!

  • @DemonBarber8
    @DemonBarber8 6 лет назад +1

    Everything is "Bigger" in Texas Wade XD So that may be a good place lmao!

  • @dustinbenzel8704
    @dustinbenzel8704 7 лет назад

    Forget everything you know about Bill Nye the Science Guy because now we've supercharged it with cancer.
    What I probably would've played.

  • @ArturoRailProductions
    @ArturoRailProductions 5 лет назад

    1:51 I would have done... "whipping it out" turned into "whipping a disobedient Slave"

  • @quirkity
    @quirkity 7 лет назад

    I kept thinking one of the game's chat box tabs said "chat with gang members " XD

  • @jaleon1106
    @jaleon1106 7 лет назад +2

    30:06 Why was that cut out?! I know Wade won because his points went up next round, BUT I WANTED TO SEE THEIR REACTIONS!

  • @cornyFisher7
    @cornyFisher7 7 лет назад

    "Cuddling turned into whipping a disobedience slave"

  • @cretaceous8861
    @cretaceous8861 6 лет назад +1

    I was trying to eat doritos and not choke cause i was laughing so hard!

  • @WildBlueDreamer
    @WildBlueDreamer 7 лет назад

    18:37 Pat: I sound High as Fuck right now! Me: Yes you do Pat, and it's hilarious XD

  • @cathemeraltheenby6840
    @cathemeraltheenby6840 7 лет назад

    I laughed at "My dad got into seppuku" A type of Japanese ritual suicide.

  • @thelyxianchannel2217
    @thelyxianchannel2217 6 лет назад

    I swear wade thinks of almost every card I think of XD

  • @katmustang7666
    @katmustang7666 6 лет назад

    Oh my God! I have freaking TEARS I'm laughing so hard. 😂

  • @noone65236
    @noone65236 4 года назад

    These videos are so funny! I'm crying with laughter

  • @youtubertrash8668
    @youtubertrash8668 7 лет назад

    I just finished watching all of the CAH videos today since I've only been subbed for a few days (even though I've been watching some of your videos for over a year now)

  • @Redn2000
    @Redn2000 7 лет назад

    Yes! I needed more of these.

  • @OctoberBean
    @OctoberBean 7 месяцев назад

    If only he wasn’t the Card Czar he could’ve done “Oprah’s book of the month is “Hospice care For Kamikaze pilots: A Story of Hope.””