THE COOKIES THAT STARTED A WAR | Cards Against Humanity Online
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I was just waiting for Wade to play the "Whipping a disobedient slave" card the whole time, it was perfect in so many occasions.
Same here. lol
"when i was tripping on acid whipping it out turned into whipping disobediencent slaves."
Ikr that and kamikaze pilots
it was perfect on the dubai one lol
I thought for a moment wade would use "whipping a disobedient slave" card and the "a sassy black woman" in that last one about the god not tolerating things
36:24 "Shut up, Wade."
Gar has become Markiplier.
More like Garkiplier.
Gar's laughs and giggles are adorable and cute! I heard his laugh/giggle and I smiled and laughed.
Should've played "TSA guidelines now prohibit Kamikaze pilots on airplanes" HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT
INDEED! Wade is blind.
Lobossumi Sure, he's "blind" for not picking ONE card...
Philip Whitehead aye
"TSA guidelines now prohibit United Airlines on airplanes"
well, he didn't pick "Cancer" for "I never really fit until i met ____ Club".
1:57 Wade, you could have played "kamikaze pilots turned into friendly fire".
He couldv'e played it on the TSA card.
Or "TSA now prohibits kamikaze pilots on airplanes"
Or "Whipping it out turned into whipping a disobedient slave"
Wade should've said he didn't want kamikaze pilots in his Chinese food. That would have been spectacular.
I think they need to get the whole gang in a room and do CAH like they do DBD
18:26 my favorite part of this whole video! "i sound high af right now"-pat 2017
when JP said "when I was tripping on acid" I actually almost choked on my ice cream because I was caught so off-guard XD
22:35 Oh god, I'm in tears! Those were all perfect! XD
Jason Tilford My stomach hurts from laughing at that part 😂😂😂
Nicole Robertson I was shocked at first when I saw that card but then I just couldn’t stop laughing!😂
I love it that Gar died of laughter after the “Making sex at her” card 😂😂
more 40 mins episodes of this please!
well it was close 37min
Gar's giggling is adorable XD And Pat did indeed sound high
Damn I need to play CAH
"I got that vagina card, and I was so happy." - Wade, 2017
13:19 I love that laugh. He just keeps going.
Michael bays new three hour action epic pits Bill bye the science guy against cancer
TheMoneyMonkey wait so does he have cancer or is it him finding a cure for cancer
12:40 XD
“I’m going to hell.”
Why does that crack me up more than anything else in this entire video?
Ahhh! Wade could have played "Sexual humiliation, the slippery slope that leads to whipping a disobedient slave."
That would have been much better.
"What are you doing to our former president?"
That made me laugh 😂😂
5:44
Wow, a nearly 40-minute episode? We really got treated today! Not really sure why one of Wade's points got edited out near the end (where he played "Hipsters" for the World War question), but even with that out it was STILL a long video! And it was really hilarious the entire way through. While I still think table-top is better, this version CAN be funny, since it does have more variety. Just need to add in a few more decks and blank cards and then you'll be set!
"I wasted my cucumber!" JP 2017 XD
I was all like.... awww... its already done? Love this series :D MOAR!
Wade talking about them not being evil but he kept "whipping a disobedient slave" and "kamikaze pilots" the whole time
"And what did you bring for show and tell. Depression"
Same
Yep... story of my life. We can be the depressed friends! *depressing theme song plays*
JP:...I'll have Barack Obama smuggled in *creepy voice* wanna play Patty cake😂😂
19:53 personally, I would've chosen kamikaze pilots instead of lockjaw.
28:50 again wade. kamikaze pilots!
Neo best character
What happened to the second to last round?
Lol. It seems Wade skipped over a lot of really fitting (and probably winning) cards for fear of them being bad. (Kamikaze Pilots, Cancer and Whipping a slave could've been used a lot)
Noodles4Anime wouldnt sudden penis loss be a symptom of the flesh eating bacteria
I'm glad wade is more open too swearing now, it makes his videos even more funny
I've watched this playlist many times and all I can think is that you should mix the fan made decks with the regular decks and the outcome would be awesome. (you'll never look at each other the same again)
Switching to Geico was so good. That was such a good play.
" I SOUND HIGH AS FUCK"~Patrick 2017
Humanity in a nutshell: "I'm going to hell but this is funny."
Where could've used "cancer" so many times
Mitchley Guerrier ikr?!
It's bad, but I'm upset he didn't use "whipping a disobedient slave" and "a sassy black woman" on the last question.
He should've done "Cancer Club."
he also should have pit American gladiators vs bill nye
@@albanovkonrad OOOOOOOO kinky.
I walked into a window thinking it was the glass next to it
Your reactions to dark jokes are frickin hilarious!
Jp and obama playing pattycake in prison XD
1:20 The face when Wade realizes Gar was flirting with his son.
"wow you guys used to be so much more evil" *picks the crappiest most innocent ones mins later*
29:14 I can't figure out if he said "I wish I wasn't a damn box" or " I wish I was a tampon"
Remember to keep your comments respectful... RUclips? You know what this video is about right...
"What gets better with age?"
Wade: Nicholas Cage.
GOD DAMN IT YOU HAVE THE "CANCER" CARD!
i love wades smile. its the best
Wade: at least she will know what to get you for Christmas
JP: all I want for Christmas
Pat: is the true meaning of Christmas
Me: WTF LOL
I noticed Kamikaze pilots and thinking, "Dam it Wade. That works with 90% of all the black cards!
Man, I've been watching these guys since I was 15 and theyre still absolutely hilarious
“I sound super high right now!!!!!” - Pat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wade, you're not being offensive enough 😂
There was at least five individual rounds where the cards Cancer, Kamikaze pilots, and Whipping a disobedient slave would've worked PERFECTLY.
I swear every cards that Wade got as a Czar are all suitable for the 'Cancer' option and they all would turn out to be really fucking dark...
22:37 WADE!!! I understand your surprise but STILL!!! YOU NEVER CURSE!!
Omg! Wades wink at third base!! 😂😘
Gar's laughs are contagious
half the fun of this series is seeing wades expression
I kinda miss the table... *flips table* lol!
Oh well. Play however you guys want, Wade. ^_^ It's friggin hilarious either way.
"When I was tripping on acid Friendly fire became Kamikaze pilots."
Further proof that JP is not innocent. Also this was so funny, I laughed so hard I couldn't breath.
1:19 literally exactly the same reaction 😂
18:27 OH GOD MY HEART
As soon as I heard the space muffins thing the kool-aid shot out of my my nose XD
There's like 20 different places I wanted him to play either whipping s disobedient slave, or kamikaze pilots.
Deverey1 He plays how he wants.
Micah fucking Christ the way Wade just went "Holy Shit" really surprised me
Marriage. It's a trap!
He Who Walks Alone ;
Pity no one told Wade that before he tied the knot because ya know, losing half your stuff in the divorce.
“The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter” would have gone perfect with almost all of the black cards.
Anyone else yell at the screen when Wade didn’t pick ‘Kamikaze pilots’ for ‘TSA guidelines now prohibit ___ on airplanes’? It was too perfect!
i would have played "friendly fire" for the couch stain one ;) and for the poolside one in dubai i would pick the disobedient slave lol
wade totally blew it with tsa one. i was disappointed he didnt use kamikaze pilots 😂
Wade's pouty face was cute and funny.
I died laughing about the whales... 😂😂😂
Their CAH games mirror my friends and I when we play, the winner normally wins because of the jokes the card inspires.
"We're just here for space muffins!" Mad me laugh HARD
I love how most of these cards appeared in marks video with tyler and ethan
I was laughing so hard by the end of this video I couldn't breathe.
You know what? Some of these really stabbing me from the inside out and I'm not even kidding...best video 10/10.
28:37 was the perfect opportunity to use kamikaze pilots. Wade should stop pulling punches.
Molly should take notes.
"A stray pube is a slippery slope that leads to sexual humiliation" Is what Wade should have played.
Wade, you had an amazing hand! You had kamikaze pilots, cancer, and the second from the left
NOOOOO, Gar controls all my fellow 8th graders and I, HELP US!!!
wade has sworn more in this video than the last 3 months combined
so the airline banned tiny box Tim from flying?
I love this layout, because I can read the cards and understand them rather than try to figure out what people are saying. It's hard to understand when everyone is laughing.
i love the sounds they do after reading every card LOL
You know something is horribly wrong when Wade started swearing.
20:00 Wade should've played "Kamikaze pilots against American gladiators"
this is so stupid, but thank you guys for making me laugh. I'm really not feeling... well right now, and I needed this
Oh my god! You guys were so, so, I don't even have words to describe the stuff that went on in this video. I also am surprised that Gar was like where is Molly and Dan for 9/11. I mean I know the joke they have but wow! XD
Forget everything you know about depression because now we've supercharged it with daddy issues.
Forget everything you know about Kamikaze pilots, because now we’ve supercharged it with cancel!
Everything is "Bigger" in Texas Wade XD So that may be a good place lmao!
Forget everything you know about Bill Nye the Science Guy because now we've supercharged it with cancer.
What I probably would've played.
1:51 I would have done... "whipping it out" turned into "whipping a disobedient Slave"
I kept thinking one of the game's chat box tabs said "chat with gang members " XD
30:06 Why was that cut out?! I know Wade won because his points went up next round, BUT I WANTED TO SEE THEIR REACTIONS!
Jerome Caleon you mean 36:00 ?
"Cuddling turned into whipping a disobedience slave"
I was trying to eat doritos and not choke cause i was laughing so hard!
18:37 Pat: I sound High as Fuck right now! Me: Yes you do Pat, and it's hilarious XD
I laughed at "My dad got into seppuku" A type of Japanese ritual suicide.
I swear wade thinks of almost every card I think of XD
Oh my God! I have freaking TEARS I'm laughing so hard. 😂
These videos are so funny! I'm crying with laughter
I just finished watching all of the CAH videos today since I've only been subbed for a few days (even though I've been watching some of your videos for over a year now)
Yes! I needed more of these.
If only he wasn’t the Card Czar he could’ve done “Oprah’s book of the month is “Hospice care For Kamikaze pilots: A Story of Hope.””