Lemmy's Funniest Ever Story

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • The Motorhead legend tells the best story he ever heard...

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  • @Hellwyck
    @Hellwyck 8 лет назад +279

    Could have shown two more stories if you cut those intros out.

  • @lpsp442
    @lpsp442 7 лет назад +76

    35 seconds before you actually see Lemmy. Shaking my head.

  • @avalanche9026
    @avalanche9026 Год назад

    When you overdose nothing matters. I’m shore was true.

  • @houseofblues4601
    @houseofblues4601 8 лет назад +31

    Such a great loss. RIP Lemmy.

  • @txmharlem3k
    @txmharlem3k Год назад +6

    Listening to this before bed so it counts as a bedtime story from Lemmy 😂

  • @laurenzgraffilpenstein8117
    @laurenzgraffilpenstein8117 5 лет назад +9

    Ritchie and Lemmy are full of musical greatness!!! They are all, the power of music

  • @MonkeyBomb
    @MonkeyBomb 8 лет назад +57

    R.I.P Lemmy :(

  • @metalzonemt-2
    @metalzonemt-2 4 месяца назад

    0:33. You're welcome.

  • @MegaNebus
    @MegaNebus 8 лет назад +23

    I did not think of bees when I heard the intro.

  • @IggyMontpellierPro
    @IggyMontpellierPro 9 лет назад +28

    All Lemmy stories are cool. Even the sad ones.
    The story of his friend with the prosthetic leg and the girl's camp... I think I never laughed so hard in my life. But that's just a tiny part of Lemmy's awesomeness.

    • @alex2vallo
      @alex2vallo 5 лет назад +2

      Never heard this one, where can I find it ??

    • @Clawhead19
      @Clawhead19 4 года назад +5

      @@alex2vallo You can find it in Lemmy's autobiography "White Line Fever", chapter one, page 45.

  • @valentins.2637
    @valentins.2637 6 лет назад +9

    Holy shit that's hell of a story
    Also did he just say wunderbar? God was Lemmy a cool guy

  • @littleteethkeith
    @littleteethkeith 8 лет назад +9

    Every time I have to deal with an asshole I just start playing No Class inside my head and I walk away emotionally intact. Thanks Lemmy. God bless.

  • @johnsayman2271
    @johnsayman2271 3 года назад +3

    May speed always be with you!

  • @afterburner2869
    @afterburner2869 6 лет назад +2

    Blackmore was notorious for doing bad things to people when they were awake too.

  • @Arnechk
    @Arnechk 7 лет назад +12

    He is like John Cleese.

  • @tysswe1
    @tysswe1 11 лет назад

    Imagine, waking up, high as fuck naked, and your on a fucking ferry to Iceland!

  • @clodpat
    @clodpat 10 лет назад +15

    wunderbar indeed

  • @najinaji5443
    @najinaji5443 8 лет назад +2

    a strike straight to the heart.

  • @bluesboydude
    @bluesboydude 11 лет назад +1

    i can listen to lemmy's story's for fucking hours man!

  • @knutelindstrom3716
    @knutelindstrom3716 10 лет назад +1

    +FUCKYOUIAMOVER18 That line was from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, when Duke & his attorney did the ether & were going through the turnstiles at the circus, Raoul Duke mumbled that! I can't remember the name of the circus place or the attorneys name though...I'm just answering a random post from 3 yrs ago!

  • @krystalharwood1807
    @krystalharwood1807 7 лет назад +2

    never knew John Astin was capable of such good storytelling abilities. lol

  • @AlexLegionOfFate
    @AlexLegionOfFate 11 лет назад +1

    I've been watching this times and times again. I can't manage to watch it without laughing! "That is thorough" Wunderbar!

  • @StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY
    @StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY 8 лет назад +33

    My band "Perfect Strangers" were never as successful as Mötorhead but we toured UK/Europe non-stop for four years. We had a two week tour of US Forces Bases in the UK and we kept the Tour manager, Aly Fairley awake for the whole tour. Every time he looked like he was dropping off we would shout in his ear something like "Aly, your house is on fire!" When we got back he went to the docs - he was diagnosed with extreme exhaustion!

    • @imamea7946
      @imamea7946 8 лет назад +1

      Have a great day amigo

    • @jakezywek6852
      @jakezywek6852 3 года назад +1

      Hi Stewart.

    • @turtleneckferret
      @turtleneckferret 2 года назад

      Do you really think that's a good story? And the fact that you had to tell everybody you weren't as popular as Motorhead LMFAO

    • @tonymorph3672
      @tonymorph3672 Год назад +2

      @@turtleneckferret I didn’t think it was a bad story for RUclips. What were you expecting? War and peace? The works of William Shakespeare?

    • @IDHLEB
      @IDHLEB 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@turtleneckferretsomeone's jealous

  • @MindFury
    @MindFury 12 лет назад +1

    You just don't see peeps watching videos of trolls who haven't done jack squat with their life yet. Some of Y'inz need to realize this story was WAAAAAAAAAY before jackass,y-tube, and viral videos.

  • @haraldschafer4552
    @haraldschafer4552 6 лет назад

    We still love you.
    We still miss you.

  • @MilikUrdap
    @MilikUrdap 2 года назад +1

    The story is partially true, as far as I know. It was a Rainbow manager and Ritchie actually planned to send him one ticket to Iceland totally naked, but the other band members prevented it. They slipped a Mickey to the manager and he fell deeply asleep so they used him as a background "decoration" during a Rainbow show, totally naked of course.

    • @pilummurialis6490
      @pilummurialis6490 2 года назад +1

      I so want to see footage of that show!

    • @kasperkjrsgaard1447
      @kasperkjrsgaard1447 2 года назад

      I believe it was the danisk tour arranger Knud Thorbjørnson who was pissed, stripped naked and hung from the big rainbow shaped rig Rainbow used to have in the late 70’s under a show.

  • @plasticfarm4360
    @plasticfarm4360 4 года назад

    that is thorough

  • @Monkey253100
    @Monkey253100 8 лет назад +12

    Over a quater of the video is intro? Wtf

  • @MarioGonzalez-pf7on
    @MarioGonzalez-pf7on 8 лет назад

    I outlived Lemmy Kilmister!!!

  • @unicornsteaks6769
    @unicornsteaks6769 8 лет назад +5

    Wundabar indeed! :)

  • @bigpapaboomboom9735
    @bigpapaboomboom9735 3 года назад

    Lemmy is 👑

  • @HeyHeyDoYouLikeTacos
    @HeyHeyDoYouLikeTacos 12 лет назад

    My mum put the groom of the wedding she went to on a plane, drunk, with nothing but his passport, from America... to England. True story!

  • @edmund184
    @edmund184 8 лет назад

    The best tribute: I only really liked two of his songs. But I'm really cut up about this. He's jamming in Heaven right now.

    • @Boofy011
      @Boofy011 8 лет назад +2

      Or playing the best concert in all of hell

  • @ASTRUBAL1334
    @ASTRUBAL1334 12 лет назад

    Thank you very much :)

  • @3wrighty
    @3wrighty 12 лет назад

    Chuck Noris counted to infinity twice....Then Lemmy beat him up!

  • @peggs1
    @peggs1 8 лет назад

    peace dude , gonna miss ya.

  • @JahJahBruh
    @JahJahBruh 12 лет назад

    i love the intro.

  • @markmather3037
    @markmather3037 9 лет назад

    My Nickname is Smoothy,but to a VERY Chosen few, It is Mickey.Ritchie Blackmore has Set the Bar Pretty High on this One!!! Awesome as Fuck!!!

  • @Albert-lj5jb
    @Albert-lj5jb Год назад

    2009, currently 2022, not much has changed regarding all the bullshit intros/filler.....

  • @MrFrischi65
    @MrFrischi65 12 лет назад

    God bless ya, Lemmy!

  • @Ramoa111
    @Ramoa111 10 лет назад +1

    haaahaha...
    my funnies RNR stories are Ozzy's. While reading his book l'd just sucker-chuckle the whole time people around me thought there was something wrong with me

    • @triplesevensix291
      @triplesevensix291 9 лет назад

      Whats with that profile pic?Lol. You know that's Jimi right?

    • @IggyMontpellierPro
      @IggyMontpellierPro 9 лет назад +1

      The priest that ate the hash cake had me dying.

    • @uturkaos
      @uturkaos 9 лет назад +1

      +Fernando Ramoa Bought it when it haad just come out, just stopped by to get some food and drinks for a full day at the beach and i layed down laughing my ass off.

    • @Io-Io-Io
      @Io-Io-Io 4 года назад

      Read Lemmy's 'White Line Fever'

  • @SgtKenzo
    @SgtKenzo 8 лет назад

    R.I.P Lemmy

  • @saibotneksuh7651
    @saibotneksuh7651 5 лет назад

    wunderbar!

  • @brillminator
    @brillminator 13 лет назад

    wunderbar!!!

  • @PlankSpank10
    @PlankSpank10 13 лет назад

    @jaiwook63 Or a colossal jerk. Latter is more likely, give Blackmore's history.

  • @Boomstick88
    @Boomstick88 11 лет назад

    Well considering how long he has worn SS attire and has done so without serious backlash from any groups, no one gives a shit :P

  • @VenusElectricRecords
    @VenusElectricRecords 11 лет назад

    That is thorough...... LMFAO :D

  • @murilohumbertocmcb
    @murilohumbertocmcb 12 лет назад +1

    someone writes it for me. I do not understand. I'm brazilian.

  • @razormind7767
    @razormind7767 11 лет назад

    You know !

  • @krja1888
    @krja1888 11 лет назад

    THAT IS THOROUGH

  • @arch9enius
    @arch9enius 12 лет назад

    Well, that and he can play guitar.

  • @HorrorteddyNRW
    @HorrorteddyNRW 13 лет назад

    did he really say "wunderbar" at the end of the clip?

  • @racefaceec90
    @racefaceec90 10 лет назад

    did you nick the music from canis canem edit btw ;-)

  • @YourFutureKingAK
    @YourFutureKingAK 11 лет назад

    LEMMY YOU ARE JUST OUTSTANDING!!! I WANT OT PARTY WITH YOU AN HAVE A PRIVATE CONCERT AS MY BUCKETLIST AS I HIT THE END!!! FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME I WILL SHOW YOU ALASKA LIKE NO OTHER CAN!!!

  • @jondenmark9577
    @jondenmark9577 7 лет назад

    I heard that story about someone else

  • @Azoicum
    @Azoicum 7 лет назад +1

    it's more a bill cosby story without the women

  • @Wittemn
    @Wittemn 12 лет назад

    Shit, i dont understand anything.

  • @murilohumbertocmcb
    @murilohumbertocmcb 12 лет назад

    @barneeey Wow, thanks man. ;)

  • @barneeey
    @barneeey 12 лет назад

    @murilohumbertocmcb ritchie blackmore drugged a tour manager, cause he pissed off ritchie. and ritchie put the manager in a rented car, completely naked, without any id or anything and the car is on a ferry going to iceland! i hope this helps

  • @PutGodFirst2112
    @PutGodFirst2112 11 лет назад

    hahahaha ouch

  • @MOLMENTUSS
    @MOLMENTUSS 12 лет назад

    @jefffos75 whoooooaaah what is the problem -explain yourself!!

  • @Ironrider88
    @Ironrider88 13 лет назад

    @jaiwook63 If Lemmy is god, Blackmore is definitely his Pope.

  • @nightruler_
    @nightruler_ 11 лет назад

    XDDDDDD I cracked up so hard!

  • @nomimalone7520
    @nomimalone7520 2 года назад

    You can take a ferry to iceland?

  • @justaman6972
    @justaman6972 13 лет назад

    happend to me only just last weekend,what's the big deal?

  • @carpenoctem775
    @carpenoctem775 4 года назад

    0:31

  • @GheloPunk
    @GheloPunk 12 лет назад

    @golfsaleriots
    lemmy didnt lived??

  • @Disciple0fMetal
    @Disciple0fMetal 11 лет назад

    Lol

  • @Brian-on8kb
    @Brian-on8kb 8 лет назад

    Lmfao

  • @Boomstick88
    @Boomstick88 11 лет назад

    Ok you're just trolling I'm done

  • @donSparda
    @donSparda 12 лет назад

    @Evilrex500 Judas Priest and Saxon ;)

  • @PANICBLADE
    @PANICBLADE 13 лет назад

    GOD i hope this is real. please let this have actually happened.

  • @JamesAndrewCox01
    @JamesAndrewCox01 8 лет назад

    Are those chimes part of a song?

  • @williamtretois7727
    @williamtretois7727 6 лет назад

    This intro is f***ing terrible

  • @jitkasuarez
    @jitkasuarez 11 лет назад +54

    It's a joy watching him laugh :D contagious.

  • @chazza3m77
    @chazza3m77 9 лет назад +54

    I prefer Lemmy's tale of working for a gay painter and decoratator by the name of Mr brownsword!

    • @rob16248
      @rob16248 5 лет назад +4

      Even Python couldn't make that one up.

    • @123TauruZ321
      @123TauruZ321 5 лет назад +2

      That's funny.

    • @davidbolger2000AD
      @davidbolger2000AD 2 года назад

      Did Brownsword ever shag Sheep by any chance???????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *NO REST DOWN IN HAMMERHELL MR KILMISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

  • @sallywright8065
    @sallywright8065 2 года назад

    This is his funniest ever story?? Wouldn’t like to hear the less funny anecdotes.

  • @frankmorris2400
    @frankmorris2400 2 года назад

    and it's malice.

  • @jaiwook63
    @jaiwook63 13 лет назад +12

    It's official Ritchie Blackmore is a genius

  • @JVDABEATS
    @JVDABEATS 2 года назад

    wtf is this long ass intro hahahahah

  • @donvitocorleone8442
    @donvitocorleone8442 6 лет назад +15

    The butterflies and glitters introduction then played ace of spades was hilarious. lmao

  • @claudezach
    @claudezach 8 лет назад +6

    RIP :(

    • @yaboyunicorn
      @yaboyunicorn 8 лет назад +2

      Nice profile pic dude... Or should I say el duderino?

    • @claudezach
      @claudezach 8 лет назад

      Buttery Mucus
      You too. LOL

  • @TheWeredude
    @TheWeredude 8 лет назад +9

    Lmao "I hope its true...because it should be." spit launched my drink everywhere after that! RIP to you Lemmy!

  • @glitchfunnyastonishing7822
    @glitchfunnyastonishing7822 3 года назад +1

    Wow... you know how to kill a joke.

  • @1bazunia
    @1bazunia 7 лет назад +1

    WTF? I am sure that even World Taekwondoo Federation would love this story! (and love Lemmy too, by the way) - oh what a malicious, maline, terrible thing! So do I, Lemmy, I hope it's true!!!!!! :D:D:D:D hahahahaha! Back in 2012, I watched a documentary on Planet+ channel on Lemmy and Motörhead and you know what? I fell in love on the spot in this charming, terrible and wonderful Creature and his crazy music - Lemmy Kilmister. I was wondering ever since then how long will he survive on JD and other stuff, and you know what guys? 70 years is a damn good result IN THIS CASE!!!! :) By the way, all ISIS terrorists - I want you to know that / Sacher ke....Lemmy is dead and there are NO MORE virgins in the Paradise! Thank you for your attention, Ladies & Gentleman! God bless you All!

  • @miamigroove
    @miamigroove 13 лет назад +2

    Lemmy's face wart needs to be in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.

  • @warriorofwrestlingv3
    @warriorofwrestlingv3 12 лет назад +2

    That's the kind of prank you'd have to appreciate, even if you were the victim XD

  • @TheTamtam76
    @TheTamtam76 8 лет назад

    jan 9th at the rainbow...lemmy's memorial...doors open at 2.....if youre in the area...be there!!!!

  • @ThesePeopleSuck
    @ThesePeopleSuck 12 лет назад

    @Evilrex500 True as well, I have no qualms with the Brits

  • @TheGuinnessboys
    @TheGuinnessboys 12 лет назад

    lol shit that is freakin hilarious

  • @triplesevensix291
    @triplesevensix291 9 лет назад

    Fuckin boss!

  • @MrRed-tf7bv
    @MrRed-tf7bv 3 года назад

    James Hetfield took Lemmy's style.🤘🏽🎙🍻💀🎸

  • @aiccu
    @aiccu 8 лет назад +2

    =)
    I miss Lemmy's stories.

  • @daywalkermike
    @daywalkermike 9 лет назад +1

    Wunderbar !

  • @Patriotkinvolk
    @Patriotkinvolk 11 лет назад

    What can one say? Lemmy!!!

  • @leightzmill
    @leightzmill 13 лет назад

    hahahahaha

  • @fpcrunner
    @fpcrunner 13 лет назад

    @:30

  • @CptFearsie
    @CptFearsie 12 лет назад

    LOOOL LMAO

  • @drederprops
    @drederprops 12 лет назад

    starts at 00:43

  • @MrManKunt
    @MrManKunt 12 лет назад

    ahahahaha lemmy made my day