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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

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  • @chaoticcranium
    @chaoticcranium 9 лет назад +70

    Despite its obvious limitations, the Nomad blew my mind in the 90s. Playing CONSOLE games on the go? Completely unheard of at the time.

    • @MitsuhashiTakashi
      @MitsuhashiTakashi 8 лет назад +5

      unless you had a turbo express or a master gear converter for your game gear

    • @PacoCotero1221
      @PacoCotero1221 8 лет назад +1

      Nintendo need to do a SNES portable like ds

    • @PacoCotero1221
      @PacoCotero1221 8 лет назад

      ***** the ports were bs

    • @PacoCotero1221
      @PacoCotero1221 8 лет назад

      2l84me

    • @chaoticcranium
      @chaoticcranium 7 лет назад +4

      "Playing CONSOLE games on the go? Completely unheard of at the time."
      Yes, my dear 2015 chaoticcranium, and it would remain all but entirely unheard of until just now with the Nintendo Switch! Nintendo owes some sort of homage to the Sega Nomad, the console that did it first!

  • @Larry
    @Larry 10 лет назад +681

    The aliens jump on too fast to see as you're playing a PAL game on an NTSC system, so you're actually playing the game 17.5% faster than it's supposed to be!

    • @Mentski
      @Mentski 10 лет назад +71

      Alien 3's US and EU carts contained identical code, that's the speed it ran in the US, no matter the cart.
      I guess you could argue with the developers being Probe and obviously based in the UK that they didn't optimise the game to run at a playable speed on a 60hz Genesis.
      Regardless, It was a VERY rare occurrence that any Mega Drive game was optimised for the different hz rates, outside of maybe making sure the music played at the right speed.

    • @Lazyguy22
      @Lazyguy22 10 лет назад +21

      The aliens have VAT?
      I KNEW IT WAS YOUR FAULT DELORS

    • @BehindTheRides
      @BehindTheRides 10 лет назад +68

      Mentski PAL frequency is 50Hz, NTSC 60Hz. When you use a PAL cart on a NTSC system it is much faster because the difference in hertz in their frequiency, no matter what the code is, is hardware side.

    • @chocolatethunder4883
      @chocolatethunder4883 10 лет назад +18

      Please dumb down your response for me.

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 10 лет назад +4

      And I thought Shadow of the Beast was ridiculous with that massive fuck-up.

  • @Xelger
    @Xelger 10 лет назад +52

    I had a Nomad back in the day. I liked that you could plug in a controller for a second player instead of needing two Nomads. The battery pack was never difficult for me to get on and off though. It's probably only harder for you because it's old. The thing is, getting the rechargeable battery pack for the Nomad was a *must*. It gave you longer play time and didn't eat batteries like a glutton that way. It had a nicely back-lit screen though, and even though there was a blurring problem, I was still able to adjust to it. All-in-all, I had fun with it, and I was glad that I bought it.

    • @RichardCraig
      @RichardCraig 10 лет назад +1

      Yeah, too bad those battery packs were $70 when they were new! I wanted one so bad, but I just couldn't justify spending as much for a battery as I could for a couple new or a handful of used games.

    • @OutrightRegent4
      @OutrightRegent4 5 лет назад

      Holy shit. First on therunawayguys and then on ashens. Seeing xelger on here is quite the gem

  • @THErepareman16
    @THErepareman16 8 лет назад +112

    "dont shoot lazers out of your face its weird."
    great advice for life kids

    • @ToyoTheFox
      @ToyoTheFox 7 лет назад

      THErepare man16 lol

    • @DrBachur
      @DrBachur 7 лет назад +6

      Who says Stuart Ashen isn't a real role model?

    • @stagpie6449
      @stagpie6449 7 лет назад +1

      dont tell me what to do mum

    • @h0td0gwater
      @h0td0gwater 5 лет назад

      I read this just as he said it
      Very spooky

  • @AbduCola
    @AbduCola 9 лет назад +49

    "You are Soapy Mctavish man, you must shoot brown men. Go!"
    I died xD

  • @Nostalgianerd
    @Nostalgianerd 10 лет назад +86

    The reason you can't shoot the aliens is because it's a PAL cartridge running at a higher speed (i.e. 60hz rather than 50hz). This effectively speeds up the game, making it bloody hard!

    • @tyedyejedi
      @tyedyejedi 2 года назад +4

      Genesis does what Nintendont

    • @MoundN
      @MoundN 2 года назад +1

      That's not the issue. The issue is that the character can tun past 70% of the screen before the camera catches up.

    • @hotelmario510
      @hotelmario510 11 месяцев назад

      @@MoundN It's a combination of bad game design and the game running too fast.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@tyedyejediballs to Picasso

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@MoundNyes because it's running faster than it should be

  • @TooManyMoths
    @TooManyMoths 9 лет назад +27

    Oddly enough, the alien in Alien looks strangely like the final boss from Ecco the Dolphin.

  • @icuseriously3346
    @icuseriously3346 8 лет назад +42

    Loved those old genesis cases. If only nintendo had something like that for N64 games. You so much as breathed in their direction and those boxes fell apart.

    • @coffinfeeder7732
      @coffinfeeder7732 5 лет назад +1

      Somehow, all the boxes that came with me and my brothers’ N64 games were inexplicably lost. For a time, I actually believed N64 cartridges weren’t packaged since I’d never seen a box for them until I was 13. I just find it odd none of the boxes for the games survived. My guess is that a lot of the games were traded by my older brothers, but the other trader lost the box for his game and we were left with only the cartridge. In fact, it’s possible out of the dozen or two games that I currently have, Hey You Pikachu! is the only game that wasn’t exchanged to a friend or family, and it’s the one that was included with our Pikachu N64. That sucks, I suppose.

  • @AlphaOmegaSin
    @AlphaOmegaSin 10 лет назад +85

    I will definitely second that Streets of rage 2 being one of the finest beat em ups as well as one of the finest Sega games in general

    • @tompreston5784
      @tompreston5784 10 лет назад +3

      Wow Alpha is an Ashens Fan? Never expected that!

    • @tompreston5784
      @tompreston5784 10 лет назад +1

      Haha yeah that did sound like fanboying. Was just more not putting them two together

    • @henrygerard2315
      @henrygerard2315 5 лет назад +1

      You angry pissbaby

  • @Larry
    @Larry 10 лет назад +73

    The Nomad is based on the Sega Mega Jet, Which was a handheld device Sega sold to Japanese Flight companies so they could rent games and the system to them during flights.
    The only difference was it didn't have a screen.
    But I bought a brand new one about 10 years ago when had my art job, so would buy any old shit anime or gaming shit. I'll have to dig it out and do a video on ti some time!

    • @maxwelsh6121
      @maxwelsh6121 6 лет назад

      Not quite 'nomad minus screen' but dimensions and color do seem to be the only other differences, it's shorter etc, plus runs in Japanese I assume - looking at it tho, especially noting the second player controller port placement , I'd say it more then likely is the same circuit board inside of course that's modified to run a screen too, extra transformer , or a bigger one with separate windings, whatever
      I'm being very pedantic and not trying to be a dick or troll, just anyone look them up and see he's totally right- but so am I and details matter to historians

    • @h0td0gwater
      @h0td0gwater 5 лет назад

      God bless you Larry. That is all

  • @TheLonelyGoomba
    @TheLonelyGoomba 10 лет назад +20

    The screen reminds me of the Atari Lynx screen

  • @TheDutyPaid
    @TheDutyPaid 10 лет назад +27

    20 years later the Turbo Touch 360 is reborn as the Steam pad.

  • @jhgann86
    @jhgann86 9 лет назад +10

    I firmly believe the Nomad was way ahead of its time (so far ahead of its time that the technology didn't even exist to do it properly). If they could have made this smaller, with better battery life, and a screen that wasn't a blurry ghosted mess (the Game Gear had the same problem with its screen and similar battery life issuse)... this could have changed Sega's destiny.

  • @TheCrimsonEmo
    @TheCrimsonEmo 9 лет назад +4

    For some reason seeing the sonic european box art again has really inspired me to wanna dust off my old childhood consoles, buy new shelves and turn my flat into my own personal mini-gaming museum. I have so much gaming history shoved into drawers doing nothing.
    Each shelf could house one console, a controller and 3 games on display. Add some lcd lights and really snaz it up.
    Ohhhh, I'm going to go to poundland... Thanks Ashens!

  • @LnnyOsoTo
    @LnnyOsoTo 8 лет назад +7

    Man with all other collectors I can imagine them having big rooms where they have all the stuff. With ashens I just imagine everything he shows is on a huge pile to the side of that sofa xD

  • @Wonchop
    @Wonchop 10 лет назад +52

    Ah, Wrestle War. I remember that racking up a shit tonne in late Blockbuster fees.

    • @clytaemnestra
      @clytaemnestra 10 лет назад

      oi

    • @RossOriginals
      @RossOriginals 10 лет назад +26

      Ah, rental stores, those were the days.

    • @Larry
      @Larry 10 лет назад +39

      Would have been cheaper to buy the bloody thing :D

    • @ExplosionRadius
      @ExplosionRadius 10 лет назад +6

      ***** I don't know about that. Renting a game had an appeal all of it's own. Knowing you have a limited time with a game made you enjoy it a lot more.

    • @Anex952
      @Anex952 10 лет назад

      they're still over here in Australia since there is no Netflix or Hulu.
      *****

  • @DBZHalusaTwin
    @DBZHalusaTwin 7 лет назад +19

    blowing in to the cat ridge is how we fixed things in the 90s lol

    • @PenisGabber
      @PenisGabber 6 лет назад +6

      Ah yes, the cat ridge. I️ remember those...

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 лет назад +6

      You blew your cat?

    • @PenisGabber
      @PenisGabber 6 лет назад +2

      obviously he's some sort of furry

  • @KaNe1493
    @KaNe1493 10 лет назад +4

    I've been watching Ashens since 2006 when I was 12 years old and have watched every single video up to this day. Streets Of Rage 2 is my favourite game of all time and to hear Dr. Stuart Ashen call it "One of the finest games ever etched by man onto cartridge" makes me love him even more. Never stop what you're doing you sexy man!

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 4 года назад +6

    Omg the ghosting is INSANE. I’ve never seen live video of anything running on the actual Nomad screen, and dear god is it insane. No wonder it didn’t sell!

    • @thisthingmint250
      @thisthingmint250 4 года назад +2

      The game gear has the same crappy screen design too.

  • @Arcade_Cat_
    @Arcade_Cat_ 7 лет назад +107

    So Sega released this portable console in 1995? The Nintendo Switch is a bit late then.

    • @seven0779
      @seven0779 7 лет назад +1

      Kyle Sorenson nice

    • @anthonys4788
      @anthonys4788 7 лет назад

      obviously

    • @shadoom
      @shadoom 7 лет назад

      the switch will only last 2-3 hours playing zelda

    • @rexon31
      @rexon31 7 лет назад +3

      shadoom actually the switch will use any portable battery charger so you can extend that 😉

    • @Soraking007
      @Soraking007 7 лет назад +5

      actually that was a misnomer its gonna last playing BotW it will last between 3-5 hours. the max its battery can be is around 8-9 hours, also you can use a power blocik which you can get for dirt cheap that are really good. ive got two of the damn things.

  • @Myoron
    @Myoron 10 лет назад +20

    "Go Ecco! You dolphin faced fucker!"
    God damnit, I had to pick the one moment he drops a precision f strike to drink some coffee...

  • @8bitmagic
    @8bitmagic 10 лет назад +5

    I seriously can't believe ive been watching you review random crap on a brown sofa for years and still love it

  • @his_purpose3
    @his_purpose3 8 лет назад +8

    He summarized the crappy call of duty series amazingly towards the beginning of the video.

    • @BaxzXD
      @BaxzXD 7 лет назад +3

      Benny Collela "crappy call of duty series" I guess you just base your opinions on what everyone else says.

    • @his_purpose3
      @his_purpose3 7 лет назад

      DoomGhoul, the series is the same fucking trash every year

  • @Siphonay
    @Siphonay 10 лет назад +15

    The funny thing with the back of the cartridge boxes or in the manual is that they're transalted so awfully in languages other than english that it becomes funny.

    • @Siphonay
      @Siphonay 10 лет назад +5

      That's totally the type of sentences that can be found. Thay can also be grammatically correct but making absolutely no sense at all. It's really a hobby to read Master System or Megadrive games manuals.

    • @GamersBrainStorming
      @GamersBrainStorming 10 лет назад

      ***** Empire earth cheat codes FTW (Fuck That Whale)

  • @DaChazSterTV
    @DaChazSterTV 10 лет назад +54

    Coincidently, the only Genesis/Mega Drive game that won't work is the X-Men game. In one of the Computer levels, you have to reset your console. But, the Nomad doesn't have a reset button.

    • @CastleFsUczN5nnK
      @CastleFsUczN5nnK 10 лет назад

      What about powering it off and then on?

    • @DaChazSterTV
      @DaChazSterTV 10 лет назад +12

      Nope. Only the reset option works.

    • @RandoMuTuberMaowlick
      @RandoMuTuberMaowlick 10 лет назад

      DaChazSterTV You're sure there isn't a button combination that can make it reset?

    • @DaChazSterTV
      @DaChazSterTV 10 лет назад +4

      Nope. It's the only Genesis game that won't work on a Nomad.

    • @callsignjuggs5248
      @callsignjuggs5248 10 лет назад +22

      DaChazSterTV some one has been watching avgn

  • @TravestyBrimstone
    @TravestyBrimstone 10 лет назад +19

    Sonic should have worked on Nomad, as the first Sonic was not region locked.
    But anyway, cool video. It was nice to see Nomad in action.

    • @RAMChYLD
      @RAMChYLD 10 лет назад +4

      If I'm not mistaken, aren't the first two Sonic cartridges region free?
      Anyways, I wonder if Ashens is aware that there are region bypass adapters for the Mega Drive out there. Sure, it's a bit ugly since you lock-on a cartridge on top of it (and it looks ridiculous when you have a Sonic 3 cartridge locked on Sonic and Knuckles locked on to a Game Genie on it), but well, it works.

    • @gold_lightning
      @gold_lightning 10 лет назад +4

      RAMChYLD Yes Sonic 1 and 2 (and Sonic & Knuckles) are region free. Oddly enough, the only game in that series that WAS region locked is Sonic 3 (alone).

    • @DJCube1701
      @DJCube1701 10 лет назад

      He mentioned that it wasn't working due to the screen, rather than the region lock.

    • @RAMChYLD
      @RAMChYLD 10 лет назад +3

      +Dean Jones unless I'm mistaken, he mentions it's because his games are all 50Hz? The worst that will happen is that they run faster on the Nomad.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 7 лет назад

      +RAMChYLD and are thus rendered unplayable by ludicrously low reaction time exacerbated by LCD input lag.

  • @someitguy2175
    @someitguy2175 9 лет назад +13

    "No don't shoot lasers out your face, its weird." Going to put that gem in my pocket for s rainy day ;-)

  • @thickmcrunfast3386
    @thickmcrunfast3386 10 лет назад

    I lol'd when he realized everything was orange. The way he views his own work all through the viewfinder makes for great accidental meta humor.

  • @deijavoodoo366
    @deijavoodoo366 9 лет назад +6

    'you dolphin faced fucker'..... Had me in stitches

  • @siriusunknowncicerone6549
    @siriusunknowncicerone6549 10 месяцев назад +1

    Certain people mentioned this console to *a certain Let's Player* - where he plays Sonic Game Gear games.
    "The Game Gear ate the batteries, the Nomad DEVOURED them!"

  • @SteveBenway
    @SteveBenway 10 лет назад +16

    I'm puzzled now, coz I've played quite a few Mega Drive games on my Nomad. Either I'm very lucky, or you're very unlucky... or have dirty contacts on your carts. Sonic 1 most definitely works. I have it running as I type this.

    • @ExeDist
      @ExeDist 10 лет назад +1

      He is going on that he has a NTSC console and only PAL cartridges. I never had a problem with my drive as I just went in side and modded the hard jump configuration, so I could switch it when I pleased (I also f***** with the port slightly!). Question? could you possibly have a chipped Nomad? (I don't know if that type of chip existed for something that old, but heck, they must of appeared at some point!)

    • @SimmyBassline
      @SimmyBassline 10 лет назад

      is there a lot that dont work? i have been looking into gettin one recently

    • @SteveBenway
      @SteveBenway 10 лет назад

      I don't think so. I know Virtua Racing doesn't work, but it's the only one in my collection that wouldn't play.

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 9 лет назад

      SimmyBassline I would not put money on it, there may unknown variables at work.

    • @TheSonnyworld
      @TheSonnyworld 9 лет назад

      ***** He has a pal cart it won't work

  • @IcarianX
    @IcarianX 6 лет назад +1

    "Go Ecco! You dophin faced fucker!" I came for the highbrow wit and was not disappointed! That really did genuinely make me laugh out loud!

  • @kerbal666
    @kerbal666 10 лет назад +26

    Mr Ashens? (holds up hand at back of the class) Can you tell us why the Mega Drive in the US was named after a prog rock band from Surrey? Nowhere on the web has a solid answer.

    • @GT6398
      @GT6398 10 лет назад +8

      No, "Genisis" is the book in the Bible where everything is created, and it is a reference to this. The band just so happens to have the same name.

    • @TheFutureIsPrimitive
      @TheFutureIsPrimitive 10 лет назад +15

      Mega Drive was a legally protected name in the United States, so it could not be used. It was then called the SEGA Genesis, because it was the genesis of the 16-bit console generation. The Genesis was massively popular over here and SEGA of America was very successful. That's why millions of people call it the Genesis.

    • @kerbal666
      @kerbal666 10 лет назад

      Hmmm I wonder who had the rights to Mega Drive?

    • @cassthenerd6023
      @cassthenerd6023 10 лет назад +1

      kerbal666 Its a company who makes car parts I think or a brand of car parts.

    • @kerbal666
      @kerbal666 10 лет назад

      Daniel Castaneda Nice one!

  • @Nostalgianerd
    @Nostalgianerd 10 лет назад

    "You Dolphin Faced Fucker" - Best thing I've heard, possibly this year.

  • @DonutDurgn
    @DonutDurgn 10 лет назад +42

    *Echo the Dolphins secret rape cave of Sexual pleasure.*
    Best sequel ever.

  • @velavideoentertainment
    @velavideoentertainment Год назад +1

    5:24 Handsome fish
    This part made me die of laughter when I was young

  • @ALPHAHXCORE
    @ALPHAHXCORE 5 лет назад +3

    The most surprising thing about the nomad is that it has no japanese release, when u think that would be the very reason they made it, to cater to the japanese market with their small homes and commute times

  • @DeadwingDork
    @DeadwingDork 10 лет назад +1

    We needed a Blueglass cameo for this video.

  • @Blizardstar1200
    @Blizardstar1200 10 лет назад +3

    Sega Nomad: An Airbender's favorite console.

    • @tuxcup
      @tuxcup 10 лет назад +2

      *Favourite

    • @tuxcup
      @tuxcup 10 лет назад +1

      ***** Thanks a lot, captain obivous. *facepalm

  • @SniperWalrus
    @SniperWalrus 10 лет назад +2

    Finally. This was one I was waiting for!

  • @DarkAndTriumphant
    @DarkAndTriumphant 8 лет назад +4

    The Streets of Rage series will always be my favorite games

    • @thewiccalady7386
      @thewiccalady7386 8 лет назад

      Omg yesss!! But you have to admit streets of rage 1&2 was a lot better than 3. I found 3 a little disappointing, but maybe that's just because I haven't been able to finish it yet!!

    • @BrySkye
      @BrySkye 8 лет назад

      +CrazySweetGirl The Japanese version (Bare Knuckle 3) was a LOT more fun to play. They managed to suck most of the fun out in changing it to SoR 3.
      The thing to really go for now though is to track down Streets of Rage Remake v5.1 and play it on PC, ideally with a Mega-Drive or Saturn v2 Controller.
      It basically merges all three games into one as well as a ton of new stuff.

    • @thewiccalady7386
      @thewiccalady7386 8 лет назад

      +BrySkye sounds cool, but its so hard to find these types of games now :/ rather sad really. I love well to me they are retro games, but I do know to alot of other people they are no where near retro XD but If I do see it, I will definitely try and get it!!

    • @BrySkye
      @BrySkye 8 лет назад

      CrazySweetGirl It shouldn't be much harder than typing it into google ;)

    • @thewiccalady7386
      @thewiccalady7386 8 лет назад

      +BrySkye ahhh cool, I dont know why, but I was thinking it was going to be in cartridge form XD

  • @joeytribbiani2355
    @joeytribbiani2355 7 лет назад +1

    "You are soapy mactavish man, go shoot brown man! And do it again next year" bro I spit my drink out lmfao

  • @UltimaOmegaZero
    @UltimaOmegaZero 8 лет назад +30

    I swear when you blew into that cartridge part of me died just then.

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 8 лет назад +9

      everyone does that.

    • @UltimaOmegaZero
      @UltimaOmegaZero 8 лет назад +5

      jekblom123 Yeah, I know. It's just that it slowly corrodes the cartridge.

    • @usernameDataText
      @usernameDataText 8 лет назад +1

      He's right, just use 90 degrees alcohol !!! >

    • @diamondfailer11
      @diamondfailer11 8 лет назад +1

      +Malik Walik I have 80 degree cologne. Would that work?

    • @usernameDataText
      @usernameDataText 8 лет назад +5

      Aperture Science technically yes, but you'ld rather get some alcohol to prevent your cartridge to smell too good. :)

  • @Jaimas
    @Jaimas 10 лет назад

    The Turbo Touch 360 was designed for fighting games, specifically. The big draw was that some versions of it were programmable, so if you knew what you were doing you could program a tricky-to-use special move into it, and then, using the program feature, use that move essentially on call.

  • @Mentski
    @Mentski 10 лет назад +6

    I'm starting to question whether that Sonic box had a copy of the game inside it, because that *should* have played fine on a 60hz device, at its proper speed.
    Aside from the few later on that locked you out based on region settings in later years (Like SoR II), Most games were completely cross compatible... Developers never bothered to optimise gameplay for different hz rates and most of the time the carts contained exactly the same code on the ROMs - An NTSC cart would just play slower on a PAL machine, and a PAL cart would play faster (or how us purists like to say: it's proper speed) on an NTSC machine.
    There are even some earlier carts that have the code for the western and Japanese versions inside, and will run in all 3 territories and change the title screens and language accordingly based on region settings (Japanese cartridges were a slightly different shape though so wouldn't fit in a US/EU slot without cutting the slot a bit, and a US/EU cart wouldn't fit in a JP machine unless you removed the cart lock bar in the console)
    Stupid piece of trivia about the region lockout on SoR2: The EU version and the Japanese version are identical and work on either machine, and even changes it's title screen to Bare Knuckle II an a JP MD, but won't work on a Genesis. The Genesis version only works on a Genesis because it's a stupid billy no-mates, has a different sprite for Blaze's jump kick so you cant see her pants, and has had the title screen changed to "Streets of Rage 2" instead of "Streets of Rage II" because apparently Sega US didn't think Americans understood Roman numerals.

  • @NightTrekker
    @NightTrekker 10 лет назад +1

    To this day I still regret accidentally busting the screen to my Nomad. It was a power hog, but it was one of the greatest "handhelds" ever.

  • @SuperDanny1212
    @SuperDanny1212 10 лет назад +3

    I thinks your channel is amazing, Ashens. I had one of these growing up. I traded it for a carton of cigarrettes (stupid). Now you can buy the with new digital screens. Not that this is obscure, but your channel and boogies are the first channels that i ever saw such obscure stuff being reviewed. I thought it was a joke at first. But i think its amazing.

  • @Dreadpirateflappy
    @Dreadpirateflappy 10 лет назад +2

    "go Ecco...you dolphin faced fucker" Made me lol quite a bit

  • @MillRunner
    @MillRunner 10 лет назад +3

    My Sega Nomad story:
    So, it was around my birthday last year. I was in the mall's one of two retro game stores and noticed their Sega Nomad for sale. Seeing how I had a bunch of cash and a bunch of Sega games, I bought it. The guy advised me that the contrast knob didn't work, so he sold it to me for $70 instead of $80.
    I take it home, plug it into the wall, and the screen doesn't work. I can plug it into the TV just fine, but the screen on the portable console didn't work, making it as portable as a regular Sega Genesis.
    I return it to them, and instead of them refunding my money, the say they can fix it.
    A few weeks go by, and I call them up, they say that they're waiting on some parts, so I wait for another couple weeks. When I call them up this time, they say their repair guy quit and they're trying to find a new guy to replace him with.
    I say fuck it and demanded my money back, and they did.
    That store is bullshit overall, they buy games from other stores and sell them for more.

  • @ICosmicWolfI
    @ICosmicWolfI 9 лет назад +1

    i had a nomad as a kid and this video brought back so much nostalgia. i used to play a game called vectorman i really miss this.

  • @ExplosionRadius
    @ExplosionRadius 10 лет назад +3

    Sega: "Our handhelds are super awesome with all the hardware they have! Battery life? What's that?"

  • @ProfessorFessor
    @ProfessorFessor 10 лет назад +1

    The Turbo Touch 360 was either released or heavily marketed around the rise of games like Street Fighter and was sold on the idea that doing things like down to towards was easier if you didn't have a D-pad cutting into your thumb. Your complaint about diagonals was likely not because you didn't know where your thumb was, it was because the controller only registers up, down, left, and right yet the touch area is massive. Anywhere outside the lines you can see on the pad is a dead zone and if you didn't have freakishly huge thumbs you could not use this controller effectively at all. I only ever knew one person who played games and had massive meathooks for thumbs and that was my dad and he loved the Turbo Touch. After he used the SNES controller he bought the line (they made them for the NES as well) and only ever used them from then on.

  • @AngryPrawn
    @AngryPrawn 10 лет назад +10

    Ecco always freaked me out. The music was eerie as fuck.

    • @NaokisRC
      @NaokisRC 10 лет назад +9

      The moment when all the dolphins got sucked up scared me as a kid. Nice cute and cuddly BAM ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE GONNA BE EATEN.

    • @Mentski
      @Mentski 10 лет назад +11

      WELCOME TO THE MACHINE.

    • @nobel11
      @nobel11 10 лет назад +1

      I love it. Eerie and badass!

    • @maria_remedios
      @maria_remedios 10 лет назад

      Mentski FOR PIGS.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 10 лет назад +1

      Oh good that wasn't just me. I think the music was supposed to simulate the atmosphere or at least the ambiance of the deep sea but it was weird. I always expected something to come out and kill me but it was never that aggressive.

  • @Crabmaster
    @Crabmaster 10 лет назад +2

    I was partially hoping you'd play Ecco juuuust long enough to be able to joke about dolphin abductions.
    Also it is amazing seeing how even back then there were such huge jumps in the gaming industry, one moment you have your handheld Sega Genesis, six years later you have the GBA which was I believe twice as powerful than the Genesis itself with so much less space taken up!

  • @freehugs_xoxo
    @freehugs_xoxo 10 лет назад +6

    Good thing I pulled an all nighter. :D

  • @slicer2361
    @slicer2361 10 лет назад

    Alien 3 - The Nomad might have arrived late, but so did you! The Nerd pointed the appearing-enemies problem out half a year ago.
    Turbo Touch 360 - I had one of those. It went into the "controllers" pile. And stayed there. Forever.

  • @Crowley9
    @Crowley9 10 лет назад +15

    And it is impossible to complete the first X-Men game on this thing since it requires you to reset the console as part of the gameplay.

    • @ejej3000
      @ejej3000 10 лет назад +1

      No, it is not.

    • @Crowley9
      @Crowley9 10 лет назад +5

      Really? That game requires you to press the reset button at a certain point, and I thought Nomad doesn't have that. How can you finish that game?

    • @ejej3000
      @ejej3000 10 лет назад +2

      Crowley9
      You cannot finish it.
      I just read your first comment wrong :)

  • @kablooey2369
    @kablooey2369 8 лет назад +2

    The ost for alien 3 is some of my favorite gensis/megadrive music

    • @neil2905
      @neil2905 8 лет назад

      alien 3 is my favourite soundtrack on the megadrive. it's on the same pedestal as Streets of Rage 1&2 and Revenge of Shinobi. check out the soundtrack to the excellent rare japanese game Battle Mania Daiginjō. Bloody brilliant.

  • @DOSRetroGamer
    @DOSRetroGamer 8 лет назад +47

    Is the steam controller the reincarnation of the Turbo Touch 360?

    • @Channel9iNE
      @Channel9iNE 8 лет назад +6

      +DOSRetroGamer Steam controller is a better version of it by having TWO touchy things

    • @pazzoeo
      @pazzoeo 8 лет назад +1

      you can set it to require click

    • @Tea-vi9ey
      @Tea-vi9ey 8 лет назад

      What a twist!

    • @mind_combatant
      @mind_combatant 7 лет назад

      the Steam Controller at least gives a bit of feedback, so there's that...

    • @Channel9iNE
      @Channel9iNE 7 лет назад

      BUT ITS GLOSSY.For some reason gamers hate gloss

  • @Zathurastra
    @Zathurastra 7 лет назад

    Ahhh, the days when portable gaming was a novelty, and not something just anyone could do on the now omnipresent smartphone. I spent many an hour huddled up next to the wall-outlet with my Sega Nomad, playing Comix Zone, Vectorman, and Sonic & Knuckles.

  • @Charjune
    @Charjune 9 лет назад +7

    I love Ecco the Dolphin!

    • @zebimicio5204
      @zebimicio5204 9 лет назад

      Charjune ecco is by sega

    • @Charjune
      @Charjune 9 лет назад

      I already know that. What's your point?

    • @zebimicio5204
      @zebimicio5204 9 лет назад

      "Different than sega version"
      What dies that supposed to mean?

    • @Charjune
      @Charjune 9 лет назад +2

      Because Ecco the Dolphin has also been released for Windows 95 in 1996. That's the one I first played and the one I grew up with. The soundtrack is different than the Sega release and what I also noticed is that there are actual CGI cutscenes in the Windows version, something that I never saw in the Sega consoles (a friend of mine had the same game back then and I played the Sega version online to notice the differences). If you google or search on RUclips for "Ecco the Dolphin PC" (or "Windows") you may find playthough, cutscenes and soundtrack of the Windows version. I totally love the PC soundtrack of the game.

    • @zebimicio5204
      @zebimicio5204 9 лет назад

      Tl
      Sooo U meant other then the console version?

  • @yushatak
    @yushatak 10 лет назад +1

    As someone who had one when they weren't terribly old, and with a huge library of games, I can confirm that they were pretty damn nice at the time to have even with the battery issues.

  • @yourepostedinthewrongneigh1545
    @yourepostedinthewrongneigh1545 8 лет назад +23

    I'm probably alone on this... But I envy the Europeans for having gotten the mega drive and not genesis... Mega drive just sounds more badass.

    • @unverifiedbiotic
      @unverifiedbiotic 8 лет назад +6

      +PsychoticBastard I think you meant MEGA DRIVE.

    • @yourepostedinthewrongneigh1545
      @yourepostedinthewrongneigh1545 8 лет назад +2

      Michał Pawlak Well fuck me! XD I didn't notice!

    • @patrickroche4183
      @patrickroche4183 8 лет назад +4

      the games ran a lot slower though. I think they ran 17% slower. after playing the USA version, I found it to be much better, like with the sonic games

    • @RWL2012
      @RWL2012 8 лет назад +1

      +Patrick Roche they can be modified to play in 60Hz NTSC

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 6 лет назад

      Patrick Roche
      America, fuck yeah!

  • @frogfan5777
    @frogfan5777 7 лет назад

    An excellent description. Seriously, this is one of the best.

  • @scaryscary2422
    @scaryscary2422 8 лет назад +5

    DAMN YOU SOAPY MACTAVISH!!!!!!!!

  • @DJTEVAdotCOM
    @DJTEVAdotCOM 10 лет назад

    I still have this. It was an awesome protable at it's time.

  • @blodguizer
    @blodguizer 10 лет назад +24

    A shame it never got a Sega CD add on.

    • @RichardCraig
      @RichardCraig 10 лет назад +6

      Ha, that'd be fun to carry around! ...and imagine the battery life!

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 10 лет назад +4

      That would be the CDX.

    • @RichardCraig
      @RichardCraig 10 лет назад +5

      RRW Eh, not really since the CDX didn't have its own screen or controls like a portable system... all it could do on its own was play audio CDs. It would've been neat if there was been a way to plug the CDX into the Nomad to have a portable Sega CD, but I'm pretty sure Sega was well aware by that point that the Sega CD was old news and almost a total flop.

    • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi
      @IvanovIvanAKrutoi 5 лет назад +1

      Or a Sega 32X add-on.

  • @Glamador
    @Glamador 8 лет назад +1

    Two hours of play is being generous! This thing devoured batteries.

  • @Bismuth83X
    @Bismuth83X 8 лет назад +6

    Fun fact: This was originally called the Venus, and it was one of a whole series of planet-themed names:
    Mercury: Game Gear
    Venus: Nomad
    Mars: 32X
    Jupiter: I think it was a Genesis with a built in CD and 32X
    Saturn: Sega Saturn
    Neptune: Genesis with a built in 32X
    Pluto: A Saturn with built-in internet
    My names:
    Earth: Genesis
    Uranus: Genesis with a Sega CD
    Eris: Dreamcast
    Ceres: Master System

    • @powersonic0123
      @powersonic0123 8 лет назад +6

      Funny how all of the consoles with planet names ended up being a commercial flop for SEGA, just like all consoles with cat names were shitty for Atari.

    • @thatdudegaming3501
      @thatdudegaming3501 8 лет назад

      +powersonic0123 XD calico

    • @charly88888888
      @charly88888888 8 лет назад

      Practically every Sega console flopped.

    • @AdhamOhm
      @AdhamOhm 8 лет назад

      Nintendo had some company codenames for their consoles as well...
      Dot Matrix Game = Game Boy
      Project Reality = Nintendo 64
      Dolphin = Game Cube
      Revolution = Wii
      Iris = Nintendo DS

    • @HaydenX
      @HaydenX 8 лет назад +2

      The Genesis, Game Gear, and Dreamcast were the only non-flops in the west (the Game Gear and Dreamcast both were profitable...though not as much as Sega was hoping). The Saturn did quite well in Japan. The 32x was by far the biggest flop Sega ever had their hands in...

  • @TrainzVeteran
    @TrainzVeteran 10 лет назад +2

    From a technological standpoint, the Nomad is one of the most impressive Handheld game systems ever made. The fact they put a fairly recent home console in a portable unit is an achievement in itself. But obviously, was let down by poor screen and battery life.
    I think it was quite a testament to Sega's eagerness to experiment. This was one of the few times it actually worked. (Somewhat) People often berate Sega for failures like the Mega-CD and 32X, but hey, you didn't see your precious Nintendo doing anything new, did you? Yeah, playing it safe, like what they do with practically every Mario game these days. :P

  • @NormalVidsForNormalPeople
    @NormalVidsForNormalPeople 7 лет назад +3

    3:46 "you are soapy mactavish man, you must shoot brown men GO! and then next year do the same again but slightly more expensive dlc" -Stuart ashen

  • @ValanceJ
    @ValanceJ 10 лет назад

    My jaw literally dropped when you pulled out the turbo touch. Haven't seen one of those in a long time.

  • @akliyen
    @akliyen 10 лет назад +15

    Is the Turbo Touch 360 a warning for the Steam controller?

    • @mcsruler
      @mcsruler 10 лет назад +2

      I believe the Steam Controller is supposed to have Haptic Feedback though.

    • @TheGuyWhoIsSitting
      @TheGuyWhoIsSitting 10 лет назад

      Techcraft2 mcsruler Didn't they say they were ditching that idea and going more for the conventional game pad that is like the XBOX controllers instead?

    • @davidfgranger
      @davidfgranger 10 лет назад

      mcsruler The Xperia Play is similar, the touchpads are ok when the game is properly optimised, albeit in a nowhere-near-as-good-as-an-analogue-stick kinda way.

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 9 лет назад

      mcsruler Haptic feedback is a load of shite. It is a trackpad that vibrates.

  • @SerabiiBot
    @SerabiiBot 10 лет назад

    For some reason, Athens' "NAO NATHINGK" at around 1:17 made me burst into hysterical laughter..

  • @TBrizzle01
    @TBrizzle01 8 лет назад +19

    I think Mega Drive is a cooler name than Genesis. Coming from an American.

    • @joeygreathouse3029
      @joeygreathouse3029 8 лет назад +2

      +TBrizzle01 It always puzzled me as a Mater System owner. I thought "But...it isn't the Genesis at all...it's like their third or fourth gaming computer." haha

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 года назад

      Mega drive sounds 80s to me - like "check out this djs mega master mix"

    • @Liamthewaldo
      @Liamthewaldo 4 года назад

      @@annother3350 that sounds way more 90s then 80s

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 года назад

      @@Liamthewaldo The "dj mega master mix" type of thing came about some time after the invention of the 12-inch single in the late 70s

  • @wendalldayley404
    @wendalldayley404 9 лет назад +1

    The U Mad Bro? No Mad Bro! Is a Borderlands 2 refference XD

  • @ImTheKingOfHyrule
    @ImTheKingOfHyrule 10 лет назад +3

    There is actually a handy mod for replacing the Nomad's screen with a modern LCD that uses less battery and looks much brighter and sharper. Not the cheapest thing in the world to have installed, but well worth looking into if you are into the Nomad. There's also services to mod the old burned out rechargeable battery packs with fancy new lithium so you can play for much longer than the original battery pack allowed for even when they were new.

    • @sonichockeyaug
      @sonichockeyaug 10 лет назад

      Nice! Can you send me a link?

    • @ImTheKingOfHyrule
      @ImTheKingOfHyrule 10 лет назад +2

      I don't know of any storefront websites offering the service, but ther is a guy on the Racketboy forums who does the screen and battery mods for $70 and $60 respectively.
      www.racketboy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=17415

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 10 лет назад +1

      That much trouble just to play some dull, frustrating, vanishingly brief old games?
      My experience has barely been worth the time to set up emulators.

    • @ImTheKingOfHyrule
      @ImTheKingOfHyrule 10 лет назад +2

      AgentTasmania I bet your first game was Call of Duty.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 10 лет назад +1

      Timstuff Nope. PSOne, and even going back to the stuff I loved as a kid is just frustrating and dull now. Spyro, Chrash Bandicoot and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater all dissapointed me when I got the station out after about a ten year gap.
      The rose-tinted glasses of nostalgia don't fit my prescription.

  • @Z39hyrr
    @Z39hyrr 10 лет назад

    This is the cleanest Sega Nomad I've ever seen

  • @KingCorny93
    @KingCorny93 9 лет назад +8

    Ashens grab a Qtip, get some drops of windowcleaner on it and rub the catridge contags clean. Then you grab your creditcard and some clean piece of cloth. Wrap an edge of your creditcard with the cloth and apply a little bit of windowcleaner on it and stuff the clothwarped card in the cartidge slot and carefully jiggle it up and down to get all the dust out it has collected over time. Blowing the catridge or slot will damage it, the contacts will rust and your game/ console will die a painful death.

    • @KingCorny93
      @KingCorny93 9 лет назад

      *****
      I just noticed that my cellphone autocorrected nearly every word I wrote.

    • @Rouz102
      @Rouz102 9 лет назад

      +KingCorny93 The best way to clean the games is to open up the cartridge and clean the contacts with an eraser. It'll remove all the gunk on it. Windowcleaner or any liquid will also eventually damage and cause rust, as will any amount of liquid. Although I did have to settle for this method recently because the cartridge had weird screws in it for some reason that weren't standard gamebit screws.

    • @coropixel4975
      @coropixel4975 9 лет назад +1

      +Mario Rodriguez +KingCorny93
      *facepalm*
      Windowcleaner corrodes. You use isopropyl, nothing over 97% or it will damage the contacts.

    • @coropixel4975
      @coropixel4975 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

    • @KingCorny93
      @KingCorny93 9 лет назад

      CoroPixel
      my 1983 Famicom games still run properly.

  • @BeckyNosferatu
    @BeckyNosferatu 7 лет назад

    I can't tell you how many times I raged so hard at my grandparents bowling alley as a kid while playing that damned thing...

  • @backyardgaming
    @backyardgaming 10 лет назад +46

    I'll give you £5 for the nomad

    • @fuppetti
      @fuppetti 10 лет назад +5

      I'll give him £5.01 :P

    • @tuxcup
      @tuxcup 10 лет назад +4

      Deltaexio with a hint of lemon... £5.02

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave 10 лет назад +4

      tuxcup guess what....i'm not bidding :P
      But if i was, it wouldn't be £5.03

    • @micajoeh0
      @micajoeh0 10 лет назад +1

      Dan Arthur $9.55 CAD I don't know the exchange rate.

    • @tuxcup
      @tuxcup 10 лет назад +1

      $9.56CAD.

  • @nobel11
    @nobel11 10 лет назад

    That Ecco music... mmmm.... good memories. I recorded that music on to a tape back before I knew what an internet was and used to listen to it on the bus ride to school.

  • @staffofawesome
    @staffofawesome 10 лет назад +6

    Better battery life than my IPhone...

    • @CastleFsUczN5nnK
      @CastleFsUczN5nnK 10 лет назад +4

      Then you should have a shitty Chinese knockoff :P

  • @pitspawnfouldog9976
    @pitspawnfouldog9976 8 лет назад

    Thank you. So much for using the Turbo Touch. I bought one of those because I was convinced it would make me awesome at Street Fighter Champion Edition, and had completely forgotten what it was called.
    It did not, in case you were wondering.

  • @narryg
    @narryg 10 лет назад +6

    Ashens is the new YSG

    • @RantiMess
      @RantiMess 10 лет назад

      Dan.

    • @ELSEIFedm
      @ELSEIFedm 10 лет назад

      I knew someone would say it.

    • @sudo451
      @sudo451 10 лет назад +2

      who's ysg?

    • @CryoDragon
      @CryoDragon 10 лет назад +1

      Who is YSG?

    • @empire0
      @empire0 10 лет назад

      Cryo Dragon Yellow Shirt Guy aka Blueglass. He's a speed runner that speed runs this game. He's got a ridiculous laugh, look up some of his videos.

  • @Knuxfan24
    @Knuxfan24 10 лет назад +2

    & now a PSP can do the Nomad's job incredibly well.

  • @AdvancePlays
    @AdvancePlays 10 лет назад +11

    Doesn't the Steam console have two of those touch pads instead of joysticks, like the Turbo Touch 360? Dang, wonder how that turns out.

    • @dennett316
      @dennett316 10 лет назад +14

      I'd imagine they're a lot more sophisticated than an early 90's 3rd party Megadrive controller.

    • @AdvancePlays
      @AdvancePlays 10 лет назад +4

      Paul Dennett I suppose, but an iPhone screen is a lot more sophisticated too yet a lot of people despise that.

    • @3lloGuvner
      @3lloGuvner 10 лет назад +8

      wee1owen12 Don't confuse sophisticated technology with sophisticated design. There's good reason people despise touch screens for most games; most games genres evolved without the consideration of a control scheme that required you to cover half the screen with your fingers and thumbs.

    • @AdvancePlays
      @AdvancePlays 10 лет назад +1

      'Ello Guv'ner I wouldn't necessary count that as large an area of contempt as you think, considering games like Slayin exist, where the controls aren't on the play area yet still receive scorn.

    • @3lloGuvner
      @3lloGuvner 10 лет назад +1

      wee1owen12 Well there's other things wrong with touch screens. No tactile feedback is a big one depending on the genre. As for Slayin, i don't know anything about it so i couldn't say whether i think the hate is deserved or not.

  • @kevinwagner7333
    @kevinwagner7333 10 лет назад +1

    The Nomad is hands down my favorite system that I own. Love the Game Gear as well

  • @Hennessy198
    @Hennessy198 10 лет назад +17

    "You are Soapy MacTavish man, you must shoot brown men. Go." Am I the only one that got the COD reference?

  • @Vikingland
    @Vikingland 9 лет назад +2

    I remember playing Alien 3 on the Genesis way back when. Super hard.

  • @KittenoftheBroccoli
    @KittenoftheBroccoli 9 лет назад +107

    Has anyone told you that you sound like the narrator from The Stanley Parable?

    • @Haggy
      @Haggy 9 лет назад

      fireclaw316 OMG... really :D

    • @mramir1238
      @mramir1238 9 лет назад +56

      fireclaw316 not even fucking close just because he is british lol

    • @KittenoftheBroccoli
      @KittenoftheBroccoli 9 лет назад +1

      MrAmir I dunno. He at least reminded me of him when I first started watching.

    • @venstoma
      @venstoma 9 лет назад +2

      +WallE since when did you get thumbs?

    • @computerman789
      @computerman789 9 лет назад +2

      +MrAmir "British" is vague as he wouldn't sound very much like the guy from Stanley Parable if he had a Scottish or Welsh accent seeing as the Scottish and Welsh are also British...

  • @AzraelJericho
    @AzraelJericho 8 лет назад +2

    I used to play Japanese and U.S games on a UK Megadrive.. just adapted the cartridge. Ran with no issues from what I remember.

  • @Geo35z
    @Geo35z 10 лет назад +3

    And yet it's still more advanced than the Xbox one...

  • @ilovepokemon-fe6hd
    @ilovepokemon-fe6hd 5 лет назад +2

    I got a SEGA ad during this video XD

  • @TechnoBambino
    @TechnoBambino 10 лет назад +5

    My dad's cousin co-designed that Sonic 1 EU cover.

  • @hohtari1
    @hohtari1 8 лет назад +2

    I love the "In all its ---------- Glory" thing

  • @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879
    @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879 8 лет назад +3

    late 1995? .....but they had the gamegear by that time....

  • @Cynthesia
    @Cynthesia 9 лет назад

    This episode is quite relaxing for some reason

  • @kvarnerinfoTV
    @kvarnerinfoTV 9 лет назад +3

    Turbo Touch 360 - like today touch screens :D I hate playing games on touch screen!

    • @kvarnerinfoTV
      @kvarnerinfoTV 9 лет назад

      *****
      Goat mud sallad!

    • @kvarnerinfoTV
      @kvarnerinfoTV 9 лет назад

      *****
      Me neither :D

    • @Mackaber
      @Mackaber 9 лет назад +1

      Linus Magnus or the steam controller

    • @kvarnerinfoTV
      @kvarnerinfoTV 9 лет назад

      Mackaber Witckin
      I hate anything related to steam :D

  • @FedorovAvtomat
    @FedorovAvtomat 10 лет назад

    Had one back in the day, still have it. I was king of the bus well into when the GBA came out, especially since I could play Streets of Rage 2 with another guy, with 1 console.