Late Night Wrong Pizza

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  • Опубликовано: 14 дек 2024

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  • @kevinpaulus9668
    @kevinpaulus9668 4 года назад +13408

    imagine waking up parched at 3am and you proceed to your fridge to get a glass of water and see your neighbor making pizza with a gopro strapped to his head

    • @jerrodc85
      @jerrodc85 4 года назад +69

      Kevin Paulus hahaha best comment here.

    • @sanikc6753
      @sanikc6753 4 года назад +90

      Kevin Paulus i usually go to the bathroom to drink straight from the tap

    • @kevinpaulus9668
      @kevinpaulus9668 4 года назад +48

      Sanik :c in florida you’d get lead poisoning if u do that :/

    • @Rohgamu
      @Rohgamu 4 года назад +9

      I can explain...

    • @jordanrodriguez6412
      @jordanrodriguez6412 4 года назад +5

      What's weird about that

  • @moguuera1197
    @moguuera1197 4 года назад +14587

    POV: You're the rat on Kenji's head that controls his cooking

  • @anshua7992
    @anshua7992 4 года назад +3672

    Kenji: *Opens Fridge*
    **DOG HAS BEEN SPAWNED**

    • @Dum6y
      @Dum6y 3 года назад +30

      Whomst has summoned the beast

    • @Kaze919
      @Kaze919 3 года назад +13

      A wild Shabu appears!

    • @rowh1358
      @rowh1358 3 года назад +4

      entity_DOG has awakened!

    • @ChaseMcCain81
      @ChaseMcCain81 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @vibeman2377
      @vibeman2377 3 года назад +4

      what the dog doin?

  • @mjack96
    @mjack96 4 года назад +6460

    *small gas fireball explodes*
    Kenji: “heh”

  • @vordfur
    @vordfur 4 года назад +4208

    Honestly this is my one of my dreams, imagine having such a nice kitchen with all these different types of cheeses and spices and stuff

    • @Dibo434
      @Dibo434 4 года назад +74

      Or just say Imagine being a chef

    • @RedMin88
      @RedMin88 4 года назад +33

      may be you live in Asia (i'm from Vietnam so i know) but in the States, most kitchens are very big.

    • @vordfur
      @vordfur 4 года назад +6

      backtothefuture1066 Sounds like a plan thanks hahah

    • @mya2852003
      @mya2852003 4 года назад +37

      Having all that won't make a difference if you don't have knowledge and experience.

    • @bertobrb
      @bertobrb 4 года назад +83

      if i had that it would all go in the trash because i wouldn't be able to eat it all before it expired

  • @kikobbell
    @kikobbell 3 года назад +1030

    I'm so comforted by the fact that Kenji is a renowned chef and yet his fridge looks alarmingly like my fridge

    • @otto_jk
      @otto_jk 3 года назад +42

      Being a chef is not about the ingredients it's about how you use the ingredients you have

    • @foze5698
      @foze5698 3 года назад +136

      @@otto_jk *today we will be using a bottle of bleach and rat poison to make a beef Wellington*

    • @FeeeeeF
      @FeeeeeF 3 года назад +2

      @@foze5698 would be great for a rat trap

    • @shravan1005
      @shravan1005 2 года назад +5

      @@foze5698 did you make your comment specifically because of your pfp lmao it matches so well

    • @wooaahh23
      @wooaahh23 2 года назад +1

      @@otto_jk I'm pretty sure hes talking about it being messy

  • @ambotngababoy
    @ambotngababoy 4 года назад +564

    i wish more chefs would record candidly on what's happening in their home kitchen like he does. you're spoiling us kenji!!!

    • @ShaggyDave27
      @ShaggyDave27 4 года назад

      M follow the ones you like on instagram corona is giving a glimpse into most chefs home kitchens

    • @dustinedmundson
      @dustinedmundson 4 года назад +6

      lol you'd see us half drunk getting home at midnight, eating some wretched leftovers (if you're lucky it might get microwaved first) while silently staring into space, then passing out to go back to work in eight hours

    • @indianasquatchunters
      @indianasquatchunters 4 года назад +4

      I already knew a bit about what some chefs prepared themselves by listening to other chefs during interviews. I remember Bourdain talking about the stuff he and his fellow chefs would make while at the restaurant or after a long shift. It was surprisingly mundane food. He said after hours of working they would make simple and filling food often times on the slightly unhealthy side and comforting. With these home videos we are seeing relatively simple and filling food. Though I wouldn’t say this stuff is unhealthy.

    • @ambotngababoy
      @ambotngababoy 4 года назад

      @@ShaggyDave27 oh yeah i already do, i just don't want to watch them all the time in cellphone.

    • @ambotngababoy
      @ambotngababoy 4 года назад +1

      @@dustinedmundson i hope you still find joy in cooking for yourself outside work, dustin.

  • @carsongarfield6524
    @carsongarfield6524 4 года назад +3387

    You get major HowToBasic vibes as Kenji is rummaging through the fridge, but then he actually goes and cooks a legitimate meal

    • @faultsville
      @faultsville 4 года назад +15

      YSAC vibes, eh?

    • @mikemekker2855
      @mikemekker2855 4 года назад +50

      He's HowToAdvanced

    • @ZicajosProductions
      @ZicajosProductions 4 года назад +11

      And doesn’t destroy it with raw eggs

    • @bachmaninoff
      @bachmaninoff 3 года назад +12

      Plot twist : he is HowToBasic

    • @CJ-ir7hk
      @CJ-ir7hk 3 года назад +1

      Skip it every couple seconds it’s basically him lol

  • @darkscapple
    @darkscapple 4 года назад +1996

    Me: "I wonder why it's called Wrong Pizza?"
    Kenji: *reaches for tortillas*
    Me: "oooooh."

    • @toobi1720
      @toobi1720 4 года назад +345

      no bcs of the pineapple

    • @zacharyswan4927
      @zacharyswan4927 4 года назад +89

      It's the pineapple.... Blasphemous

    • @jeyneroo
      @jeyneroo 4 года назад +16

      @@zacharyswan4927 your mistaken , that’s cursed pizza

    • @zacharyswan4927
      @zacharyswan4927 4 года назад +4

      @@jeyneroo RA'men

    • @zacharyswan4927
      @zacharyswan4927 4 года назад +1

      @@jeyneroo to a pastafarian is blasphemy. Words of FSM

  • @User-hd8mr
    @User-hd8mr 4 года назад +1449

    It sure didn’t feel wrong to watch.

  • @literallywhom
    @literallywhom 4 года назад +2670

    Never before has the line between ingenuity and barbarism been so blurred.

  • @DrFranklynAnderson
    @DrFranklynAnderson 2 года назад +115

    This is fascinating. I’ve used a wheelchair my entire life, so it’s amazing to see a first-person view of everyday stuff: the ease of closing a drawer by bumping it with his hip, casually nudging stuff out of the way with his foot, etc.

  • @mes8490
    @mes8490 4 года назад +307

    this recipe with his cutting skills: 10min
    this recipe with my cutting skills: 120min

  • @atomicshimmy2460
    @atomicshimmy2460 4 года назад +2808

    The dog prolly a better cook than us by now.

  • @Ranzord95
    @Ranzord95 4 года назад +957

    kenji: [opens fridge]
    dog: [teleports to the kitchen]

    • @homelesslukeskywalker7277
      @homelesslukeskywalker7277 3 года назад +3

      Most likely Classical conditioning by Pavlov. AP Psych taught me that.

    • @bezolsmate
      @bezolsmate 3 года назад +2

      “yes, I heard movement, and not surprisingly here I am. I’m gonna keep sniffing ur feet to let you know I’m still here and I won’t listen to any “no” because I can smell what you’re making and I need some of it”

  • @ndy4746
    @ndy4746 4 года назад +1684

    He deadass has a whole grocery store in his kitchen

    • @Lullette
      @Lullette 4 года назад +34

      How to survive coronavirus 101

    • @lorisbrussato7131
      @lorisbrussato7131 4 года назад +4

      LuLu222 **how to survive no-no 101

    • @-TheDarkestNight-
      @-TheDarkestNight- 4 года назад +3

      @@lorisbrussato7131 no

    • @M53614
      @M53614 4 года назад

      @@-TheDarkestNight- yes

    • @jsmoke8822
      @jsmoke8822 4 года назад +9

      Fr 82 oranges 56 onions 100 grams of garlic powder 14 whole chickens like jesus...

  • @brownbrownies7413
    @brownbrownies7413 4 года назад +471

    This man is probably the only person in the world that I wouldn’t be mad at if he woke me up in the middle of the night because I know he’s gonna have that good stuff waiting for me.

  • @shashumgadimbo6857
    @shashumgadimbo6857 4 года назад +64

    Imagine being married to a guy and practically every night this dude wakes up and cooks some gourmet level food for himself in the kitchen

  • @arpankesh872
    @arpankesh872 4 года назад +916

    Almost every video of his is:
    80% cooking
    15% showing off his fabulous kitchen and overstuffed (from a general point of view)fridge
    5% giving food to his dog(s)
    And I love it

    • @VandrothSoryn
      @VandrothSoryn 4 года назад +5

      I'm paying more attention to the dog snooping around than I do the cooking

    • @Adeline9418
      @Adeline9418 4 года назад

      I love to see all his cool kitchen equipment!!

    • @user-mi8ie2kq4e
      @user-mi8ie2kq4e 4 года назад +3

      10% washing hands

    • @MoviesSlayerPoint
      @MoviesSlayerPoint 4 года назад

      @@VandrothSoryn yeah that dog is so greedy. I mean, I love dog. But that one , nah I hate that one

    • @Azakadune
      @Azakadune 4 года назад +1

      His kitchen is glorious. Did you see his spice WALL?

  • @eleventyeleven
    @eleventyeleven 4 года назад +1063

    The amount of onions this guy has

    • @cyberpanda3
      @cyberpanda3 4 года назад +46

      The most versatile vegetable

    • @xPepito
      @xPepito 4 года назад +69

      The amount of food this guy has

    • @TimRodriguezz
      @TimRodriguezz 4 года назад +6

      Pepito facts I never a fridge like that

    • @m.raflys5916
      @m.raflys5916 4 года назад +43

      Do you mean onyo ?

    • @markusikast3132
      @markusikast3132 4 года назад +1

      Sintô potato?

  • @natea.2926
    @natea.2926 3 года назад +10

    It probably sounds dumb but I’m nostalgic for this old kitchen. I know my way around two kitchens: mine, my parents’, and after Kenji’s early quarantine vids, I feel like I know this one too. I will continue to watch loyally as long as Kenji uploads, but weirdly enough, this is a special kitchen to me

  • @MrGanjaLA
    @MrGanjaLA 4 года назад +1314

    Roommate: yo, I’m going to sleep
    This guy: ( furiously chops a shallot )

    • @crabapples1995
      @crabapples1995 4 года назад +39

      I imagine he does all this whilst his partner reads the kids a bedtime story. “Dad is smashing around in the kitchen as usual”.

    • @user-lm9oq6yw6n
      @user-lm9oq6yw6n 4 года назад +138

      It was garlic.

    • @jascal
      @jascal 4 года назад +1

      Right?! I was like u making a lot of noise for the middle of the night sir...👀

    • @therealjif
      @therealjif 4 года назад +20

      Ham Salad There are many varieties of garlic, some of which have purple skin. It was garlic.

    • @KarumaGaming
      @KarumaGaming 4 года назад +17

      @Ham Salad It was most definitely garlic. Sometimes when garlic gets old, or depending on the variety, its skin can be purple. Shallot on pizza is just weird. Not to mention he says, "eugh. That's garlic. I thought that was pineapple," after eating something off the cutting board at 7:00.

  • @saifmanman
    @saifmanman 4 года назад +231

    Me after dissociating into these POV videos: Damn I'm a good cook. I love my dogs :)

  • @cameodamaneo
    @cameodamaneo 8 месяцев назад +1

    0:56 That right there. That is the twirl of a person who loved what they do in every sense.

  • @RogerHallaway
    @RogerHallaway 4 года назад +495

    if this pizza is wrong, i don't want to be right

    • @justbrandonll2773
      @justbrandonll2773 4 года назад +14

      Go to sleep its 4am

    • @Diego-oy9ih
      @Diego-oy9ih 4 года назад +1

      @@justbrandonll2773 or 1pm

    • @spring1858
      @spring1858 4 года назад +1

      i want to be left

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 года назад +4

      @@justbrandonll2773 Believe it or not, for some of his viewers, the time can be different 🤯🤯

    • @ajsuryavanshi759
      @ajsuryavanshi759 4 года назад +1

      @@justbrandonll2773 it's 5:16pm here.

  • @nevinb60
    @nevinb60 4 года назад +763

    Anyone else get scared when they heard the clicking😂

  • @jadenhawes7603
    @jadenhawes7603 3 года назад +20

    As some who makes tortilla pizzas on the regular, I can confirm that they’re underrated.

  • @brandonhare4398
    @brandonhare4398 4 года назад +507

    I have a sneaking suspicion that these "Late Night" videos are done while intoxicated. Will continue watching for evidence to support that suspicion.

    • @rawbmar1166
      @rawbmar1166 4 года назад +71

      I got the same feeling when he debated on grabbing a beer from the fridge.

    • @j.rand.miller
      @j.rand.miller 4 года назад +131

      I'm going to go with the fact that he tries to close the toaster oven door with the handle of the pan in the way...twice.

    • @triple151621
      @triple151621 4 года назад +97

      bruv there's two bottles of empty tequila on the counter right in front of him rofl

    • @chrisa4627
      @chrisa4627 4 года назад +65

      Bro the steak video he needs bourbon for a pan sauce. Walks out the kitchen to grab the bottle from his desk

    • @Confusedcapybara
      @Confusedcapybara 3 года назад +86

      And how he ate a piece of raw garlic thinking it was pineapple

  • @IdanShir
    @IdanShir 4 года назад +561

    Careful, I'm starting to feel grateful for the pandemic.

    • @blokkka9inety293
      @blokkka9inety293 4 года назад +4

      😂

    • @amirulazizol844
      @amirulazizol844 4 года назад +15

      Kenji's videos are what keep me going tbh

    • @indianasquatchunters
      @indianasquatchunters 4 года назад +4

      Same! I just consider it a silver lining. I’m not happy about the pandemic but these videos make it more tolerable

  • @nightmare1821
    @nightmare1821 4 года назад +15

    Kenji: * cooks anything*
    Dogs: Whomst has awakened me!?!

  • @ev4611
    @ev4611 4 года назад +337

    OMG is that a stool for a little kid chef to chop on their little chef chopping board?

  • @seanduffy1420
    @seanduffy1420 4 года назад +90

    Other people: try to be quiet when cooking late at night
    This guy:

  • @aristide4505
    @aristide4505 3 года назад +14

    i love how he spontaneously tries every ingredient he works with

  • @DDMco123
    @DDMco123 4 года назад +456

    “Oh that’s garlic... I thought it was pineapple”

    • @PS-fn5xv
      @PS-fn5xv 4 года назад +30

      and he deserved it for doing the pineapple thing,to begin with! :D

    • @lovenoctal
      @lovenoctal 4 года назад +20

      @@PS-fn5xv 🍍+🍕=😍

    • @brandonw4630
      @brandonw4630 4 года назад +19

      @@PS-fn5xv pineapple is good u prob havent even tried it on pizza yet

    • @bungkatbacksom1414
      @bungkatbacksom1414 4 года назад +4

      i will devour your soul for good reason

    • @AnthonyTheMVP
      @AnthonyTheMVP 4 года назад +8

      I grew up eating Italian meals but when I tried eating pizza with Pineapple the sourness form the pineapple made me cringe and I love pineapple as fruit but I honestly hated pineapple with pizza I still do 😖

  • @thiswayallday
    @thiswayallday 4 года назад +307

    It always feels like he is in a hurry, trying to make it in time or he is being watched and has to finish in a set amount of time.
    Anyways hes so efficient, well prepared and just knows what hes doing even tho hes improvising here and there. Thats the art of cooking.
    Much love and all the best from Germany

    • @trannamnguyen3456
      @trannamnguyen3456 4 года назад +13

      When his wife is wakening up he is doomed!

    • @j_bailey11
      @j_bailey11 4 года назад +42

      That’s how professional cooks work, it’s just a pace that you learn when working in the kitchen, and it usually stays with you.

    • @MrBuffaloGr
      @MrBuffaloGr 4 года назад

      @@j_bailey11 it's kind of a shame i feel

    • @chevychasey1681
      @chevychasey1681 4 года назад +3

      @@MrBuffaloGr it’s not a shame at all! It’s actually beneficial! I love getting my food done fast as possible. Why Lolly gag?

    • @ploppyjr2373
      @ploppyjr2373 4 года назад +1

      In my opinion he looks very unorganised and very chaotic. it’s weird

  • @Lite727
    @Lite727 4 года назад +3

    These videos are so entertaining to watch, like even if your not hungry. This man can easily makes gourmet restaurant food items at his leisure just for like a chill meal, and records it for us. Straight up G.

  • @sbtle.
    @sbtle. 4 года назад +336

    "oueff that's garlic. Thought that was a pineapple"
    really made my day😅

  • @maxwell2916
    @maxwell2916 4 года назад +189

    "Ooh bottoms not browned yet...... hmmm might as well add more cheese"

    • @Sepilein1
      @Sepilein1 4 года назад +17

      the weight of the added parmesan just presses down the pizza for a better browning, totally understand his logic here xD

    • @TPJH850
      @TPJH850 4 года назад +2

      @@WakeNBakeBro That's cheese

    • @adnanoruc8696
      @adnanoruc8696 4 года назад

      @@WakeNBakeBro A bit pale, looks more like pecorino

    • @jeffstevenrodriguez6333
      @jeffstevenrodriguez6333 4 года назад

      I think parmesan since it's kinda mor common is pizza

  • @HydroSnips
    @HydroSnips Год назад +1

    I find these late-night ones some of the best cooking vids I’ve ever seen (and that includes mainstream television shows). Much more recognisable to real life too. Gotta say I’ve used a lot of them as a template for cooking at home, but with own quantities.
    Also being a nosey non-American, I do find myself pausing whenever Kenji opens the fridge and googling half the contents to find out what they are and if they sell it over here out of curiosity :D

  • @oliverkuay8478
    @oliverkuay8478 4 года назад +69

    Damn quarantine ain’t that bad with all these Kenji uploads

    • @suchtberater
      @suchtberater 4 года назад +7

      You gonna post that below every video now ? thats not how it works buddy. You got your top comment get back in line.

    • @agentlibra5703
      @agentlibra5703 4 года назад

      @@suchtberater there's no democracy, if you're strong you survive if not die

  • @iDoppie
    @iDoppie 4 года назад +1116

    Everybody gangsta until he puts pineapple on it.

    • @TheUnnamedAssailant
      @TheUnnamedAssailant 4 года назад +8

      Doppie it had to pineapple....
      Uck

    • @denv55
      @denv55 4 года назад +17

      Carl have u tried it with pineapple?

    • @TheUnnamedAssailant
      @TheUnnamedAssailant 4 года назад +76

      Denis M I can’t do pineapple in pizza, I’ve walked out of house parties I was invited to because someone ordered a Hawaiian pizza, I’m not interested in talking to someone or associating with someone’s who showcases such wanton judgement.

    • @Ageleo
      @Ageleo 4 года назад +108

      @@@TheUnnamedAssailant
      People Who Like Pineapple on Pizza: "Yeah it's weird. But I like it"
      People Who Don't Like Pineapple on Pizza: "What the fuck? Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?"

    • @TheUnnamedAssailant
      @TheUnnamedAssailant 4 года назад +10

      Kocak Batin i disagree, put it this way, a pineapple chutney with either a roast pork or beef tenderloin on bed of rice and spices would probably be one of the better rice bowls I can think of. The problem is the tomato sauce, I just can’t find any combination of Hawaiian pizza sauces and pineapple that mesh well to me. The flavor is just plain off.

  • @tobyflenderson892
    @tobyflenderson892 4 года назад +37

    My mans toaster out here probably costing more than my real oven

  • @robeplayer370
    @robeplayer370 4 года назад +200

    HE FINALLY MADE IT HOME GUYS

    • @MrKozeljko
      @MrKozeljko 4 года назад +3

      2nd vid, check the previous one

  • @MetaBloxer
    @MetaBloxer 4 года назад +203

    *Starts cooking something late at ight*
    Dogs: oh BOY OH BOY OH BOY! OH BOY BOY!

    • @supernaruto170
      @supernaruto170 4 года назад

      Idk why but this reminds of nier automata when you go to the park attraction for the 1st time

    • @terminatorkills11
      @terminatorkills11 4 года назад

      😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @EddieBarksdale
    @EddieBarksdale 3 года назад +3

    I honestly feel so validated watching this, not only for it being a pepperoni pineapple pizza on a tortilla but making a full meal at 1 am drunk cause I had a craving (usually a variation on Dan Dan noodles using instant ramen and bacon, works quite well)

  • @JMacsAmateurKitchen
    @JMacsAmateurKitchen 4 года назад +33

    You’re so humble! It floored me when I saw a pro chef of your status have to deal with a stove with a busted igniter!

  • @QuantumLabsTech
    @QuantumLabsTech 4 года назад +371

    one seriuous question: how did you keep track of the tons of stuff you have in the fridge and all the spices without forget about someone and ending up wasteing a lot of stuff?

    • @taquito2606
      @taquito2606 4 года назад +81

      I know this is a late reply, but in all honesty:
      For the spices, they last pretty damn long for a small container, like Kenji has. Organize them and you're set.
      For the fridge, it's easier said than done, but -- three sections: veggies, meat, and others. Horizontal, diagonal, purple, whatever!

    • @QuantumLabsTech
      @QuantumLabsTech 4 года назад +13

      FullQ got it, thanks for the reply 🙂

    • @braedenlotz403
      @braedenlotz403 4 года назад +40

      Im gonna guess, knowing the chef Kenji is, that he cooks meals using tons of ingredients multiple times a day in his house. So im assuming he uses it all and not much goes to waste.

    • @NotThatNormal
      @NotThatNormal 4 года назад

      Quake Jake maybe even both

    • @skyblue9991
      @skyblue9991 4 года назад +1

      Continuous cooking.

  • @suzyq219
    @suzyq219 Год назад

    What I love is how you clean up as you go along. The dogs helps with the floor detail, too.

  • @caleb2836
    @caleb2836 4 года назад +282

    1:22 this man almost die in a explosion and he just laughed what a mad lad

    • @kjr1320
      @kjr1320 4 года назад +16

      Caleb happens all the time with gas stoves

    • @luciano53688
      @luciano53688 4 года назад

      Its Always kinda scary. Damn. I know the gas has a safety valve and everything but....

    • @domonator1167
      @domonator1167 4 года назад +35

      he did it on purpose because the spark thing wasnt working on that burner, so he put the adjacent one on high. when he saw it took to long to light he went to get a paper towel to transfer the flame, but on his way back it lit itself

    • @eviltomnook
      @eviltomnook 4 года назад +4

      we did that sort of thing all the time at a restaurant i used to work at. had a couple eyes that wouldn't always light themselves. just get an adjacent one to do it! totally safe.

    • @JKenjiLopezAlt
      @JKenjiLopezAlt  4 года назад +36

      Dominator116 got it right.

  • @themageegamer6474
    @themageegamer6474 4 года назад +571

    I love it when their are no noises coming from the human bit sighs or grunts, makes me feel safe.
    Edit: what i mean is that when a person is cooking online, they usually have a bunch of talking and music, but this on episode of his has him only make food and only making small noises when he does it.

    • @diegoestrada1971
      @diegoestrada1971 4 года назад +16

      that makes me uncomfortable....

    • @sweettea4968
      @sweettea4968 4 года назад +13

      Your a freak

    • @kenraq2000
      @kenraq2000 4 года назад +44

      I know exactly what you mean and I agree. There are so many ‘loud’ cooking channels so it’s a nice change having just the kitchen sounds in these late-night vids

    • @williamroberson3194
      @williamroberson3194 4 года назад +13

      these are practically drunken asmr videos

    • @eyeseeyou3322
      @eyeseeyou3322 4 года назад +2

      Get over yourself.

  • @kvllisto
    @kvllisto 4 года назад +72

    i thought he wasnt gunna feed his dog this video, you dont know how excited i got when i saw him reopen his fridge and grab some feta cheese

    • @ITCRYS475
      @ITCRYS475 4 года назад +4

      I was seriously concerned when he didnt give the dog a piece of pepperoni.

  • @bertusvanheerden
    @bertusvanheerden 4 года назад +121

    Maybe I've already died of Covid-19 and gone to heaven which is why theres so many Kenji videos

    • @stefan1024
      @stefan1024 4 года назад

      I'm sure this comment will age well ;)

    • @obamacheck3567
      @obamacheck3567 4 года назад

      Stuck in purgatory with the sole objective of making late night snacks

  • @42ndStreetMatthew
    @42ndStreetMatthew Год назад +2

    This feels like a particularly drunk late-night episode and I for one am here for it.

  • @NubSlayerXD
    @NubSlayerXD 4 года назад +45

    Me getting midnight snack: *Grabs pringles*
    Him grabbing midnight snack: *Cooks an entire meal*

    • @yourelegantwaifu
      @yourelegantwaifu 4 года назад

      Entire dinner

    • @SMSM21416
      @SMSM21416 4 года назад

      I'm eating pringles rn as I watch this

    • @NubSlayerXD
      @NubSlayerXD 4 года назад +1

      @@SMSM21416 lol I just got pringles as I saw this comment

    • @cloroxbleach3108
      @cloroxbleach3108 3 года назад

      Fuck i even have cravings for pringles! Thanks a lot Mr O

  • @oskar5709
    @oskar5709 4 года назад +21

    I can tell from the way he's breathing that this is not just any late night food but food to consume when you're drunk af.

    • @firecross625
      @firecross625 2 года назад

      Yep, currently drunk doing the fast nose breaths myself

  • @sugatooth
    @sugatooth 2 года назад +1

    Kenji, I like that when you pull out a skillet you twirl it around like a tennis player would with their racquet.

  • @arktikbills2803
    @arktikbills2803 4 года назад +39

    all of a sudden he started uploading frequently, i like u

    • @thealandude9146
      @thealandude9146 4 года назад

      We all like him

    • @mattireson866
      @mattireson866 4 года назад +3

      Cus of the querntine my dude

    • @DaBigDirtyNasty
      @DaBigDirtyNasty 4 года назад

      Matt Ireson because of what?

    • @k.3ren
      @k.3ren 4 года назад +1

      Matt Ireson no his restaurant shut down for now because of the corona virus, and now he has to earn money somehow

  • @frankbrown5913
    @frankbrown5913 4 года назад +81

    Without the voiceover, this feels like a colonial fever dream that I would have after hearing about pizza for the first time

    • @martinszymanski2607
      @martinszymanski2607 2 года назад

      this is a great comment, i thank you for deciding to share this mental morsel with us 2 years ago

    • @zephyr6927
      @zephyr6927 2 года назад

      colonial?

    • @bush3126
      @bush3126 2 года назад +1

      @@zephyr6927 you heard him right

  • @lukecca85
    @lukecca85 3 года назад +4

    I love how he doesn’t talk to stay quiet yet literally everything else he does is super loud anyway haha

  • @jascal
    @jascal 4 года назад +90

    Why tods the cheese down the disposal? U had a perfectly good dog right there!

    • @cryochus4074
      @cryochus4074 4 года назад

      I thought dogs were lactose intolerant

  • @michaelfortini3236
    @michaelfortini3236 4 года назад +178

    That stove part, god damn that's relatable

    • @v1d300
      @v1d300 4 года назад

      ikr. Water droplets are a menace.

    • @axel708
      @axel708 4 года назад +1

      Anyone know the brand or type of stove?

    • @kademcgill2599
      @kademcgill2599 4 года назад

      What got me was his quick thinking. After realizing that it wasn't going to light he immediately goes to light a shred of paper towel on fire to transfer to the other burner.

    • @michaelfortini3236
      @michaelfortini3236 4 года назад

      That's the relatable part.curling up a piece of kitchen paper and lighting it with the working parts of the stove

  • @IceSlushi
    @IceSlushi 2 года назад +13

    This is my first video I've watched of yours but, after adding the pineapple I can conclude you are clearly a man of fine taste and culture.

  • @samuel88andrews
    @samuel88andrews 4 года назад +99

    The thing that shocked me was the wine in the deli container. I never would have thought of that myself tbh.

    • @JKenjiLopezAlt
      @JKenjiLopezAlt  4 года назад +86

      Well we have it in kegs at work so I took a little from the tap.

    • @alanmyr1507
      @alanmyr1507 4 года назад +13

      @@JKenjiLopezAlt dam right you did. Thought it was some rando cocktail leftovers haha

    • @EmmettMcMullan
      @EmmettMcMullan 4 года назад +10

      @@JKenjiLopezAlt just looking at the video I honestly had no idea whether that was some really clear broth, some kombucha, some tea, but I assumed it was alcohol after you took a sip.

    • @Jdogislikeaboss
      @Jdogislikeaboss 4 года назад +2

      quart containers are the best way to take alcohol from your workplace

    • @PS-fn5xv
      @PS-fn5xv 4 года назад

      @@alanmyr1507 haha thought the same. was waiting for ice cubes and a lemon schnitz. then came the "wine slurp"

  • @null9922
    @null9922 4 года назад +41

    Its talking to me
    HIS NOSE IS TALKING TO ME

  • @suicunesolsan
    @suicunesolsan 2 года назад +1

    I did this once. Large flour tortilla works surprisingly well. Mimics a super thin crust pizza without crust. My favorite part is how the cheese caramelizes at the edges of the pizza.

  • @raduciurca
    @raduciurca 4 года назад +212

    Now he's stuck in his home

    • @k.3ren
      @k.3ren 4 года назад +2

      Radu Ciurca home quarantine

    • @pn1280
      @pn1280 4 года назад +2

      @@k.3ren no, quarantined at home

    • @AgamKaushiksowow
      @AgamKaushiksowow 4 года назад +1

      Isn't that the point

    • @constrruxt_6199
      @constrruxt_6199 4 года назад

      Homestuck

    • @gibranaditama2256
      @gibranaditama2256 4 года назад +2

      Bruh with all that food in his house, he's probably making a buffet for his dogs or smth

  • @vegardberget7277
    @vegardberget7277 4 года назад +18

    Love all this content! And it's so nice that you've gone back to using unedited footage.

    • @MrJbkilla
      @MrJbkilla 4 года назад

      It is edited just nit much theres a cut a little after 8:00

  • @kuanged
    @kuanged 3 года назад

    I love this. No talking, just pure desperation from a case of the munchies.

  • @malzex8380
    @malzex8380 4 года назад +13

    the definition of " im here for a good time not for a long time "

  • @gmart225
    @gmart225 4 года назад +131

    a genuine question: doesn't all this food go bad? or you have a large family to take care of it?
    always fascinated by Americans' fridges.

    • @K3mikGuy367
      @K3mikGuy367 4 года назад +111

      This isn't the average American fridge in all fairness, he's literally a professional chef. And as he writes cook books he probably has a lot of unusual ingredients on hand from recipe development.

    • @restplz11
      @restplz11 4 года назад +17

      Believe it or not most of the things he has in there is sauces. But yeah most american fridges ill say about 70% is used 30% wasted. Of course depending on the family and if they even cook from home and dnt order out.

    • @anthonymanzalji
      @anthonymanzalji 4 года назад +38

      Everyone knows the crisper is where good intentions go to die.

    • @jasonRhawt
      @jasonRhawt 4 года назад +23

      The average American fridge is empty not sure what you guys are talking about.

    • @m.katherinelamont1873
      @m.katherinelamont1873 4 года назад +4

      We aren’t as lucky over here to be able to pick up produce and ingredients everyday from fresh air markets. So we gather lots of food from supermarkets and store it. And yes a lot gets wasted because we forget or we changed our plans.

  • @Defund_HOA.
    @Defund_HOA. 4 года назад +2

    So many ingredients and & spices, I love how organized he keeps everything. I need some of those storage containers/cups. Looks easier to manage than having 20 different size tupperwares with 8 lids

  • @frostyjeff
    @frostyjeff 4 года назад +4

    The tradition of this type of video from the same channel getting in your recommendation...
    *Beautiful*

  • @jonlarge
    @jonlarge 4 года назад +78

    *Gets out the feta cheese*
    "Oh Shit! Now what is he gonna do with that?!?!"
    *Gives it to the dog*
    "Oh. Makes sense. I'd do the same thing."

  • @zengardengnome
    @zengardengnome Год назад

    Watching you clean up as you go is deeply satisfying.

  • @ludwigziffer6895
    @ludwigziffer6895 4 года назад +108

    Wow, I've never seen a tortilla pizza before that wasn't floppy and soggy.

    • @alanmyr1507
      @alanmyr1507 4 года назад +17

      Gotta fry that shit into a dorito my guy. Its delicious

    • @kademcgill2599
      @kademcgill2599 4 года назад +2

      the magic of medium-low it would seem.

  • @LennieNelson55
    @LennieNelson55 4 года назад +51

    It's almost violent how fast and efficient he is. Swear i'd take like half an hour to do all this.

  • @mencken8
    @mencken8 2 года назад

    Well, the title has “wrong” in it, so I’ll watch it, even though it has pineapple. This video incorporates everything I enjoy about this channel.

  • @Treejets
    @Treejets 4 года назад +18

    When the flame caught on the other burner and he made that noise I lost it 😂😂

  • @Johnny-tt7nb
    @Johnny-tt7nb 4 года назад +195

    5:40
    The balls on this dude, you can tell he's walking with an expanded chest as he shows off that pineapple
    The way he tosses them on the pizza too
    I'm sweating bullets

  • @unaversalcreations
    @unaversalcreations 3 года назад +1

    I love seeing how professional chefs make midnight meals like the rest of us.

  • @HugTheSub
    @HugTheSub 4 года назад +11

    He actually has the red label Löwensenf from Düsseldorf, Germany. He really does know what's up. Legend.

  • @LEMONsos
    @LEMONsos 4 года назад +107

    Kenji: **grab the pineapple**
    Pizza: please sir, I have a family

    • @Sebbyyyy14
      @Sebbyyyy14 4 года назад

      Nicolás Müller NO

    • @Sebbyyyy14
      @Sebbyyyy14 4 года назад

      the pizza is more like please sir i’m loyal to my wife

    • @jackqueslack2339
      @jackqueslack2339 4 года назад +1

      I feel like the media wants us to think it is bad. If you know what your doing, you can have a good pizza.

    • @JamesZ32100
      @JamesZ32100 4 года назад +3

      @@jackqueslack2339 It became a trend to hate on pineapple pizza, and I find it sad that lots of people jump on the bandwagon

    • @dennydiaz587
      @dennydiaz587 4 года назад +1

      Pineapple on pizza is just as wrong as Chicago deep dish "pizza". Who the fuck puts a whole can of tomato sauce ON TOP OF CHESSE!?!!??? Who put pineapple on there pizza? . . . Communist that's who.

  • @urdad9853
    @urdad9853 3 месяца назад +2

    These late night episodes should be called "Kenji's Drunk Mid Night Munchies"....HA listen to that breathing that's Drunk breathing......OMG he's still got the sparker going on the burner.....OMG Kenji's on one tonight.....LOL my man can still cook up a storm drunk or not......I'd totally party with Kenji...cuz u know at the end of the night ur gonna grub out.....

  • @Grek
    @Grek 4 года назад +87

    It sounds like there’s a crack in a window and the air is leaking in throughout the whole video

    • @EmmettMcMullan
      @EmmettMcMullan 4 года назад +5

      I think it might been nose whistling near the mic; in sound production it can have basically the same effect

    • @monkey7686
      @monkey7686 4 года назад +1

      It’s him breathing I think lol

    • @PhilipKaden
      @PhilipKaden 4 года назад +1

      He has a dry buggy in his nose

    • @MTG5150
      @MTG5150 4 года назад +1

      Probably either recorded audio on a lav mic clipped to his collar instead of a bit lower, or worse yet, the in-line microphone on a set of earbuds.

  • @GeneralCodyHD
    @GeneralCodyHD 4 года назад +65

    3:39 All that was in my head was the song "That's Tricky" with that ticking noise lol

  • @LiveYourLife229
    @LiveYourLife229 2 года назад +20

    i imagine kenji high as hell
    whenever he makes these late night videos. there’s no other reason to make a wrong pizza late at night

  • @peraltarockets
    @peraltarockets 4 года назад +92

    When you brought out the pineapple, my spouse said "oh Kenji, I'm so disappointed" and I'm here cackling knowing we're both members of Wrong Pizza club. Wrong Pizza club is best pizza club.

    • @tijnmar24
      @tijnmar24 3 года назад +6

      In this situation, i'm not particularly certain the pineapple is the reason this is a 'wrong pizza', LOL

    • @MauiWowieOwie
      @MauiWowieOwie 2 года назад +10

      not wrong. The only people wrong are the ones gatekeeping food. Pineapple on pizza is delicious.

    • @fruitygranulizer540
      @fruitygranulizer540 2 года назад +5

      i don't think the pineapple makes this pizza wrong as much as USING A TORTILLA FOR DOUGH IS lol. still looked delicious

    • @steakgang
      @steakgang 2 года назад +4

      @@fruitygranulizer540 hi fruity granulizer

    • @forwardmoving8252
      @forwardmoving8252 2 года назад +3

      @@steakgang FL gang

  • @dehsaW
    @dehsaW 4 года назад +14

    Waiting for the day I get a notification "Kenji went Live!"

  • @BrandonMobley614
    @BrandonMobley614 4 года назад

    I love your cooking show videos, but I think your 'Late night' POV videos are my favorite thing on RUclips.

  • @pjheric
    @pjheric 4 года назад +12

    I'm always so jealous of his ham and cheese shelf in his fridge, wish I had that

  • @einfachmanu
    @einfachmanu 4 года назад +46

    He protec
    he attac
    but most importantly:
    he snacc

    • @aakk3619
      @aakk3619 4 года назад

      einfach_manu with pineapple pizza

  • @BeauBassfaceBowie
    @BeauBassfaceBowie 4 года назад +4

    This is how I imagine I'm cooking when I'm drunk then I realize I just threw whatever sounded good into one and think I'm a master lol, I strive to do what you do late at night

  • @CassiusLashes
    @CassiusLashes 4 года назад +23

    I've been getting a lot better at my knife skills and I was proud of the progress I've made. Then I saw 2:21

  • @ValNaUnd
    @ValNaUnd Год назад +1

    Tortilla, tomato sauce, oaxaca cheese, chorizo, garlic and pineapple a true Italian classic

  • @nicolaslam1773
    @nicolaslam1773 4 года назад +30

    me, seeing the title : ahhhh, a tortilla, it couldn't be that wrong..
    5:39 : ok, I see what you meant

  • @ShonjiGaming
    @ShonjiGaming 4 года назад +67

    It always feels like someone is holding a gun to his back when he takes these videos. Everything looks so panicked LMFAO

    • @JamesZ32100
      @JamesZ32100 4 года назад +12

      He's rushing to eat his good food lol

    • @j_bailey11
      @j_bailey11 4 года назад +6

      Watch Gordon Ramsey he cooks the same way, that’s how professionals work

    • @MrBuffaloGr
      @MrBuffaloGr 4 года назад

      It's the price to pay as a professional cook in our times. That fast pace is sticky. I'm talking about as it is something negative because it is. It took me a while unlearn the stress while I cook home. Cooks are heroes and they deserve much better treatment than they have. The problem is that most of them don't even know it and many of them support that it's a passion and it worths the price but I don't agree.

  • @Pio360Lopi360
    @Pio360Lopi360 Год назад

    You know, if you posted this on facebook and for some unknown reasons an italian middle aged man or woman got to see this.......but the fact is, i'm italian and this looks like something i'd totally do for me and my friends in one of those sleepless nights or lane night dining mood. Channel is great, you are great, your dog is great and your way of cooking reminds me of why it is so important to know how to treat food.

  • @singlefatherofthree3755
    @singlefatherofthree3755 4 года назад +47

    This how it be when I’m high at 3AM

  • @nivad75
    @nivad75 4 года назад +11

    kenji: i'm going to cook something
    dog: i'll clean the floor!

    • @F03Z1R
      @F03Z1R 4 года назад

      Good shit bro 😂

  • @KillerCornMuffin
    @KillerCornMuffin 4 года назад +1

    Now THAT'S how you light your burner! That was awesome.