i don't know why but Justin calling anyone a motherfucker is peak comedy to me, rivaled only by when he calls someone a dumb piece of shit (because he's laughing so hard he can hardly breathe)
Kitty was queer and living with her lover. All her gay neighbors tried to intervene and the police were called repeatedly and never showed up. When they did, they tried to charge her girlfriend with the murder
I love trains but fuck Amtrak. I told a train from Jacksonville to DC that normally takes 16 hours and instead it took more than 20 hours, during which the AC stopped working in the middle of summer, they ran out of cold drinks, and also the train was 2 hours late to begin with. There was also a tornado that blew debris onto the tracks, further delaying us, but I can't really blame Amtrak for that.
@@alyssumberry tbh it was just sort of a dig at travel in general right now. But not I'm worried there's some sort of subtext I'm not privy to, and now I look like some kinda dingus.
This might be A Take but with how much Justin jokes about not liking his kids I worry that the kids think he's serious :( I know his oldest is old enough to understand jokes, but still
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Justin accidentally saying "the train came off the track" is the funniest part of this whole thing by a mile.
Im glad justin went from calling himself obsese man to husky boy to thicc king. body positivity and growth
i don't know why but Justin calling anyone a motherfucker is peak comedy to me, rivaled only by when he calls someone a dumb piece of shit (because he's laughing so hard he can hardly breathe)
i think it's the way he says motherfucker that makes it so distinctively funny to me
The time he called John Hancock a "rude bitch!" was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Man has a way of cursing
Justin "Kitty Genovese" McElroy
Kitty was queer and living with her lover. All her gay neighbors tried to intervene and the police were called repeatedly and never showed up. When they did, they tried to charge her girlfriend with the murder
little a bathroom break. as a treat
I love trains but fuck Amtrak. I told a train from Jacksonville to DC that normally takes 16 hours and instead it took more than 20 hours, during which the AC stopped working in the middle of summer, they ran out of cold drinks, and also the train was 2 hours late to begin with. There was also a tornado that blew debris onto the tracks, further delaying us, but I can't really blame Amtrak for that.
no i think you're actually allowed to blame amtrak for the tornado debris because god is punishing them for their sins with tornados
I live in Boston, and I agree it is harrowing to be there
*any* journey to Boston is a Harrowing journey to Boston these days.
What do you mean?
@@alyssumberry tbh it was just sort of a dig at travel in general right now. But not I'm worried there's some sort of subtext I'm not privy to, and now I look like some kinda dingus.
5:39 and 7:50 are My favorite parts
This might be A Take but with how much Justin jokes about not liking his kids I worry that the kids think he's serious :(
I know his oldest is old enough to understand jokes, but still
I actually kind of worried about that while editing this lmao
like. Justin chillax pls
He's just joking, I'm pretty sure Justin loves his kids
@@jackroberts2704 I had to kinda sit there and remind myself like "traveling with kids does suck. no matter which kids they are"
Honestly if you heard the stuff that his kids say back to him. You realize this is just their dynamic and they still love each other.
@@darrienjones8917 one of them calls him the big ape